I AM SO FUCKING TIRED RIGHT NOW!

Why? Welp, after waking up Twilight Sparkle, AKA book psycho... She made me spend most of the damn night, STUDYING SPELLS! I ain't one to complain about studying, but almost all damn night is a bit too much... The only good things to come out of it is me learning a bunch of elemental spells, getting a new name, which is Storm, and finding two ways of making Sonic and Dashie remember me. But enough of that. Right now, B- I mean Twilight, and I are behind the library, testing out my new magic.

And... So far... I ain't doin to good...

Since we started, I managed to set a tree on fire, accidently propel myself upward with wind magic, and finally, freeze Twilight's hooves onto the ground using ice magic. "Sorry..." I muttered tiredly, freeing Twilight from her icy prison using a small, and non-harmful (thank god), unfreezing spell. "Well that's a start Richard. Lets take a break with you using your magic for now." Twilight said to me. I sighed in relief of her saying that, though, she didn't end her talking there... OH NO... She went on. "Now you can go out to make some friends here. Besides me." Twilight told me. OH HELL NO BITCH. I just suffered almost a whole night without rest, and she now wants me to make friends!? FUCK. NO. I was about to argue with her, then before opening my mouth, realized What could happen. She could end up using the fucking puppy eyes, and I would give in, and go anyway... Also, she's a damn alicorn, so it's a bad idea regardless... So, without a word from either me, or Book Psycho, I left off towards the inside of the town of Ponyville.

(Minutes later)

After a few minutes of walking, so far... I've only seen ponies talking with each other, and no one wanting to say hi to me. With the exception of Pinkie Pie, who somehow saw me and ran off towards the bakery, known as Sugarcube Corner. I am so damn bad at making friends. It's not like one is going to ram into me... Oh look, somepony is flying towards me...

Wait... WHAT!?

By the time I realized the pony flying towards me isn't stopping, it was to late, as the pony crashed into me. "OW!" I and the pony yelled as we collided with each other. The initial crash dazed me for a second, but I managed to clear my thoughts (though, not my vision), and talk with the pony. "Hey! Watch you're damn going!" I cried. When I got a response from the pony though, the voice was a vaguely familiar tomboy voice. "Me? Why don't you watch where you're going you damn jerk!?" The voice cried. It only took me a second or two to regain my vision after the the pony told me off, and whom I saw, nearly made me freak the shit out...

Standing just two feet away from me... Slightly dazed as well... Was Dashie. (Rainbow Dash)

I couldn't help but stare at her after seeing the rainbow maned pegasus, and she looked at me like I was a psycho or something. "Hey dude. Why are you staring at me like that?" Dashie asked me. I shook my head after she said that, and quickly responded to her. "Uh, no reason." I responded. She looked over at me for a few seconds before actually buying my bluff. "Alright..." Dashie responded. I sighed in relief at her buying my bluff, and turned to go. Though, my hopes of leaving were shattered by the rainbow maned pegasus speaking to me again. "Hey, aren't you that unicorn that me and my friends found unconscious the other day?" she asked me. I was annoyed at the fact she asked me that, but not wanting the pegasus to chase me around Ponyville to ask me the same question, I answered her. "Uuuuuh... Yea? Why?" I asked. "My friend Pinkie Pie wanted me to get you over to the bakery, Sugarcube Corner. You wanna go?" Dashie asked me. Well, I don't really have a choice... Do I? It's either, go with Dashie, or aimlessly walk around Ponyville like an damn idiot... So with nothing much to do, I told her yes, and she lead me towards Sugarcube Corner.

(Later)

After walking a while, Dashie and I arrived at Sugarcube Corner. I swear to god... This better be FUCKING important... "Lets hurry this up..." I said, an annoyed tone in my voice. The rainbow maned pegasus and I entered the bakery, and saw it was pitch black. "Hey... Why are all the lights off?" I asked aloud.

My question was soon to be answered...