mlp oneshots
Chapter 3: laughter
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this was the result of my unhealthy addiction of platonic affection and fluff
cutelestia could be seen as momlestia as well contains intense fluff, please note that everything that happens on this oneshot is PURELY platonic, I have nothing against people who ship, but I do not ship myself
but one thing i CAN'T STAND is molestia, no just NO!
this is not MOLESTIA or TROLLESTIA, she is not doing this for ANY reason OTHER than a PURELY platonic playful impulse
Celestia's head laid limp on her desk as she was bored out of her mind, she played with her quill, rocked up and down in her chair, and sighed. She was under pressure. It was the alicorn's day off, and she needed something to do. Her ears perked up and she grinned ear to ear as she heard a voice from behind her.
"hello dear sister! why don't we have a picnic? just the two- oof!" Princess Luna was caught off guard by the larger white alicorn pouncing on her. The princess of the night was on her back, all four hooves in the air as she looked up at her sister, who had a wide, devious grin on her face.
"you need to laugh more, little sister!" Celestia chimed as she picked out a feather from her wings with her yellow alicorn magic. She magically raised one of Luna's back hooves in the air. The white pony then used her feather to tickle the bottom of Luna's left back hoof. The latter began to giggle.
"sister! that t-tickles!" Luna squealed, kicking her free hoof.
"I know Luna, that's the point" Celestia snickered as she used the feather to tickle Luna's right hoof, the latter began to buck her left leg. As she continued to tickle Luna's hooves, Celestia began using her own front hooves to tickle Luna's slim, dark blue belly. The Night alicorn was a squealing, laughing mess. She squirmed, kicked, and tried to wiggle away. Celestia moved up to her neck and sides. Luna laughed, bucked, and squirmed until her older sister abruptly released her captive. Without a word, the white alicorn flew out the window towards ponyville
Celestia snuck into the town, towards her unsuspecting victims, she silently pumped her hoof into the air as she saw her first target, Fluttershy. Fluttershy herself, and some animal friends were talking about various topics as the both munched on some snacks. As silent as a mouse, the sun princess teleported into the cottage, she stealthily closed in on her prey, hiding behind couches, tables, chairs before face-hoofing and just turning invisible. As Fluttershy swallowed her food, Celestia appeared out of absolutely nowhere and jumped on the startled pegasus, grinning.
"o-oh, c-Celestia? why are you here?" Fluttershy squeaked. Celestia chuckled and uses her wingtips to tickle the bottoms of Fluttershy's little back hooves. The latter began to softly giggle and squeal.
"Fluttershy, the fanbase is right! you're positively adorable" Celestia gushes as she used her hooves on the yellow pony's stomach, earning more happy laughter. Celestia would have stopped but she could sense that Fluttershy was actually enjoying the affection. Celestia leaned down and blew a raspberry on the little mare's exposed belly. At that point, Fluttershy was in quiet hysterics, kicking her cute little legs, laughing, smiling, and giggling. Celestia stopped as unexpectedly as she started.
"that was fun. Would you mind if I spent some time with you and your animal friends?" Celestia chimed. Fluttershy nodded and began to talk about all kinds of animals. Celestia gave her full, complete and one hundred percent undivided attention. She enjoyed learning as much as her protege, Twilight sparkle.
"i hope I cheered up your day, my little pony" Celestia chirped, kissing Fluttershy on the forehead. The pegasus blushed adorably, but not out of discomfort. Celestia herself flew out the door and towards the clouds.
The white alicorn decided who she would torture next, a certain blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, who was leisurely lying on a white fluffy cloud, blissfully unaware of the tickle- obsessed menace zooming towards her. Rainbow dash didn't even have a chance to react before the larger pony had her firmly but gently pinned down on the cloud.
"celestia!? what are you doing-" Rainbow didn't even get a chance to complete her sentence before the sun princess was using her feathers all over the pegasus' back hooves
"widdle Dashie has the cutest widdle hooves!" The alicorn teased.
"s-stop it!" The blue pony squeaked. "that tickles!" She continued. Celestia responded by tickling her hooves faster, blowing raspberries on her neck and belly as well.
"but you're so cute!" Celestia gushed as she rapidly ran her own front hooves up and down Rainbow Dash's sides. The smaller pony was wriggling like a caterpillar, bucking her legs adorably, and letting out a chorus of high pitched squeals. Rainbow had tears running down her cheeks, which were now rosy from both blushing, and laughing. Celestia vigorously tickled rainbow dash more, reducing the latter to a blue ball of laughter. The cerulean pony kept adorably bucking and squirming. Eventually Celestia ceased the tickling and snuggled up against a still blushing pegasus.
"how does a race sound?" The white princess asked. Rainbow smiled and nodded.
They raced several time. Celestia won some. Rainbow almost won some others, but all around they both had a good time. Rainbow Dash accepted defeat gracefully...if only after throwing a small fit.
"keep practicing, my little pony" Celestia said as she kissed Rainbow on the cheek and moved on.
Rarity heard the doorbell to her shop chime and she happily clopped her way towards the entrance.
"welcome to carousel boutique, where every outfit is unique, chic, and magnifique- Oh, Celestia? what a pleasure! Might I offer some tea and a snack?" Celestia shook her head.
"no , but thank you none the less. I truly is a pleasure to visit Rarity. Am i interrupting anything? I wanted to visit, but if you have plans, then I insist on not being a bother." She replied.
"no, Celestia, I am very happy to see you" Rarity chimed, nuzzling the alicorn. "would you like to see what i was working on earlier?" The smaller white unicorn asked. The larger pony nodded and Rarity displayed a marvelous dress with sequin, laced with rubies and diamonds.
"it is truly amazing Rarity. Now there is one thing I must do before I go." The princess chucked. Rarity opened her mouth to ask what that was, but Celestia was too quick. She leaped on top of the pony and pinned her down. Celestia snickered evilly as she raised one of Rarity's back hooves. She pulled out another feather and began to playfully brush it on the bottom of Rarity's hoof. The latter began to giggle. The alicorn began to tickle both hooves at once. The helpless unicorn began to squeal and laugh.
"you're like an adorable marshmallow!" Celestia cooed as she tickled Rarity's belly. her captive tried to wriggle away in vain as she bucked her back legs and squirmed. Celestia increased the tickling as she ran her wing tips up and down her captive's sides. Rarity laughed hysterically and kicked, trying to get away.
"you're so cute when you kick your cute little hooves and wiggle like a cute little caterpillar" The white princess teases as she used her hooves to tickle Rarity's neck, while using her feathers on her tummy. Next, the alicorn began to blow raspberries on her white belly.
"you have such an adorable tummy!" She gushes as she tickled it feverishly, her victim giggled and kicked cutely. Celestia then began to attack underneath the "armpits" of the Unicorn's front legs. Rarity was laughing hysterically as she squirmed, kicked, and squealed. Celestia just kept on tickling. She then used her own front legs to play with Rarity's back hooves.
"this little filly went to the market" Celestia teased while wiggling rarity's left hoof. Rarity's eyes widened at being treated like a child, that was a rhyme used for foals, she tried to protest but she was giggling too hard, so she simply squirmed and blushed, secretly having fun, and they both knew it.
"this little filly stayed home" She continued, wiggling the right.
"this little filly had the bale of hay" The alicorn teased, wiggling the left again
"this little filly had none" Celestia chimed as she wiggled the right.
"and this little filly went neigh neigh neigh all the way to ponyville!" Celestia laughed as she used her feathers on Rarity's hooves once again. Rarity was laughing so hard that tears were running down her white cheeks. Celestia then began to gently nibble on the back hooves as well.
"mmmm! tasty! like marshmallows!" She teased. Rarity once again tried to protest but she merely exploded in a fit of laughter and giggles. Finally, Celestia released the smaller unicorn, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and flew off.
Applejack was bucking for apples in the fields as a certain white alicorn approached her.
"hey there, Celestia!" Applejack greeted. "how can I help you?" She continued.
"actually, I would like to help with some of your chores." The white Princess replied as she bucked some of the apples off of the trees. Before the orange Earth Pony could argue, Celestia removed all of the fresh apples and neatly placed them in baskets, and mashed the rotten ones into pig slop.
"well thank you kindly, Celestia. Is there anything I can do to return the favor?" Celestia herself smirked.
"why yes, i want to hear you laugh!" She declared as she pounced on the earth pony. Using her wingtips to tickle her sides and belly. Applejack was reduced to laughter and chuckling. Celestia then tickled her back hooves with one wing and her neck with the other. The smaller pony laughed wildly and bucked until Celestia eventually ceased the tickling, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and flew off. She reached sugarcube corner where Pinkie Pie was waiting.
"oh hey Celestia! oooh! ooh! tickle me like you tickled everypony else! do me do me!" Pinkie pie squealed, hopping up and down.
"how did you know that I tickled everypony?" The white pony asked. Pinkie just shrugged. Celestia smiled and began to tickle, she only had to touch Pinkie and the latter quickly exploded into hysterical laughter. Celestia wasn't surprised at Pinkie Pie being so ticklish. She began to tickle Pinkie's back hooves, reducing her to a pink ball of adorable squeals and laughter. Celestia tickled her belly and her helpless victim was kicking and wriggling all the way. The white alicorn blew a raspberry and the earth pony just lost it from there, she was laughing to the point of tears. Celestia had only been tickling her for a few seconds, yet Pinkie was gasping for air. So the former released the pink earth pony, kissed her on the cheek, and flew away. Pinkie on the other hand, just kept laughing and squirming as if she was still being tickled.
"in case anyone was wondering, i'm still laughing and squirming because it's fun!" Pinkie said, breaking the fourth wall and addressing the readers.
meanwhile, The princess was walking towards Twilight's castle. The owner of said castle saw her.
"Celestia! " Twilight gasped as she ran to, and hugged her former mentor. Celestia nuzzled her in return.
"hello, Twilight. By the way, do you remember how I used to play with you after I found you in hide and seek?" The alicorn asked.
"yes I do, during our breaks in between lessons, you, my parents, and Cadence, all loved to tickle me everywhere. I was especially ticklish around my back hooves, sides, and belly and- Uh princess, why are you giving me that look?" Twilight asked nervously. Celestia flipped her on her back and began to tickle Twilight's hooves. She brushed her soft feathers all over her former pupil, head to hoof. Paying special attention to Twilight's feet, stomach, and sides. Twilight squeaked in delight like a rubber duck as she cutely wiggled and squirmed, laughing in glee. Celestia blew several raspberries on her pupil's exposed belly and let her go. Twilight had a case of the giggles for several more seconds before regaining her composure.
"goodbye my star pupil" Celestia chimed as she kissed twilight's cheek and flew towards Canterlot. She walked in her castle, towards her chambers. The ponies ears perked up as she heard quieted snickers from her closet. Celestia cautiously approached the door and swung it open. The mane six, and Luna all tackled her and pinned her down.
"do you know what time it is?" Rainbow dash asked.
"it's payback time, dearie" Rarity snickered in response.
"we got ya right where we want you!" Applejack pointed out evilly.
"and now you're doomed!" Twilight sparkle laughed.
"ooh ooh! do me! do me!" Pinkie squeaked
"this will be fun" Fluttershy said in a quiet voice.
"your turn dear sister!" Luna snickered. Luna and Rarity used their combined strength to keep Celestia pinned down while at the same time, tickling her exposed stomach. Applejack and Pinkie Pie held Celestia's back legs up while tickling her began to tickle her neck. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash grinned and began to brush their feathers up and down the bottoms of Celestia's back hooves. Celestia burst out in happy laughter, giggling, squealing, and wiggling.
They then rotated. Luna and Rarity kept her back legs pinned as they tickled the white alicorn's sides. Applejack and Pinkie Pie tickled the princess's neck up and down. Twilight used her alicorn feathers on Celestia's exposed feet. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash pinned the alicorn down and tickled her belly. Celestia began to struggle and laugh more. The tickle roulette continued as Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash tickled the alicorn's sides. Twilight tickled, and blew raspberries on her mentor's tummy. Applejack and Pinkie playfully tickled and nibbled on Celestia's hooves. Luna and Rarity tickled and blew raspberries on her neck. Celestia bucked and squealed like a filly as she wiggled adorably like a fish out of water.
They then traded for the last time. Applejack and Pinkie feverishly ran their front hooves up and down the alicorn's upturned stomach, taking turns blowing raspberries. Twilight tickled Celestia's sides, the latter squealing and laughing. The two pegasi tickled Celestia's neck with their feathers. Luna and Rarity began tickling the princess's back hooves. Luna held them in place, while Rarity snickered and began to wiggle them repeating the "little filly" rhyme that Celestia had recited to her. The two then proceeded to nibble on the tips of her hooves as luna used her feathers. The combined onslaught of seven ponies at once was too much for her. Celestia was laughing to the point of tears, wiggling squirming and squeaking like a doggy toy, she struggled and laughed uncontrollably. Her attackers finally let her go. The alicorn laid on her back, laughing for several minutes before getting up. A chorus of yawns was universally released by all eight ponies. Celestia invited them to spend the night and they all huddled up into an adorable ball of sleeping ponies.
for some reason, I find tickling to be just so cute, and adorable. Everything that happened here was purely platonic. Btw i do admit Rarity got tickled a little more because she is, in fact, my favorite.