Cowardly Conqueror and Canni Soda 2: The World Domination
Chapter 11: 11. Chapter 10: EeeTee
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At Dr. StrangeClaw's lair, the minions inform D.r StrangeClaw that Bernie and Ert are defeated.
"Hey boss, Bernie and Ert are beat and smoked." said the minion. Dr. StrangeClaw showed no anger.
"Well, that's alright, they were foolish anyways, this is why I sent Foxy and Pure Blood on this mission, they'll cut them up to pieces if any case if all else fails." said Dr. StrangeClaw.
"There is also a green thing that fell out of the ship." said the minion.
"That abomination, he acted like a two-year old, dumb, weak, and childish." said Dr. StrangeClaw to the minion. Back at the forest, the gang saw the green thing, falling over cups that are invisible.
"Oh, um... hi." said Skylar meekly to the green thing.
"Hi random red thing, just willing to fall over cups." said the green thing. Skylar was surprised.
"There is no cups, how are they seen from here?" said Skylar.
"I had a bad life with StrangeClaw, that damn, worthless thing booted me out of the ship and I was never active for many years." said the green thing.
"Interesting, well... my name is Skylar, please to meet you I guess." said Skylar, shaking the green thing's hand.
"My name is EeeTee, StrangeClaw's first minion, that is until I got replaced by RazorBeard." said EeeTee, he was the green thing.
"RazorBeard?" said the entire gang with surprise.
"Now it's not that big of a deal. He thought I was worthless." said EeeTee. Canni picks him up and cuddles him.
"No you are not, you are simply sweet and adorable, how can such a nasty monster leave you?" said Canni, then she put him down. EeeTee was orginally designed to kill but he kept falling, now he is just useless. Then, Skylar disappeared.
"Oh no, Foxy did it again!" said Churro Cheereo in panic.
"Churro Cheereo, calm down, Foxy is not even near us, they are probably recognizing how nice that purple crystal is." said Canni, they looked at the crystal, there was Foxy and Pure Blood.
"So, Lord Death is our personal..." Pure Blood silenced Foxy.
"It's just ponies trying to make a buck out of us, they know that we are now D.r StrangeClaw." said Pure Blood.
"But this crystal can give up some good power to our master." said Foxy.
"Possibly." said Pure Blood. The gang went on wondering...
"Where is Skylar?" they continued on. EeeTee looked, and he saw Skylar, standing on a plain field.
"There is Skylar, he is very far from us, and he's using a twig to... oh I hate to say this!" said EeeTee. The gang gasped.
"Oh lord, poor Skylar." said Canni, tearing up, she ran, trying to get near Skylar, but Phantom Pancake got her tail.
"Look, as much as you're concerned about your boyfriend, stick with us, we don't know what could happen, Foxy and Pure Blood might be near our backs and we're not knowing about it." said Phantom Pancake. Night fell, and everypony decided to sleep, all but Canni, she was singing "By the Light, of the Silvery Moon", Skylar sang the same thing, but this time, with cuts on his hoof, and sang more depressed.
"I wish somepony could understand me, I know EeeTee feels."