Twilight; fillies and gentlecolt, Let hear it for out class pony, Pinkie Pie.

crowd cheer.

Pinkie Pie; hello everypony, today I am going to do a lot of jokes for you.

crowd cheer.

Pinkie Pie; okay first one, why does the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

crowd laughing.

Twilight; [whisper] Pinkie Pie, that joke was old.

Pinkie Pie; oh thank, okay next one why do pony wear jacket in a war?

crowd chattering.

Pinkie Pie; because it a "Cold War".

crowd laughing.

Twilight; hmm, Cold War, I think I been studying that when I was a fillies.

Pinkie Pie; okay next one, if you can talk to the ocean what question would you ask.

crowd chattering.

Pinkie Pie; you would ask, water you doing.

crowd laughing.

Applejack; wow, Pinkie Pie is more funnier then the joker getting pie on his face.

Pinkie Pie; okay next one is, what do people eat on their head.

crowd chattering.

Pinkie Pie; they have egg on their head or "egghead' for short.

crowd laughing.

Twilight; [groan].

Pinkie Pie; hey Twilight, wanna say some joke.

Twilight; well sure.

crowd cheering for Twilight.

Twilight; okay everypony ahem, what is a shape of the toilet?

crowd chattering.

Twilight; the shape is p.

crowd is confused.

Twilight; you know p but with double e you say pee.

crowd laughing.

Pinkie Pie; thank you Twilight for being a lovely guest, okay the last joke for the night, how can you will you win in a hamburger making contest.

crowd chattering.

Pinkie Pie; well you better get on a roll, if you want to ketchup, and lettuce know that if you want to take a picture you have to put cheese.

crowd laughing.

Pinkie Pie; thank you thank you, bye.

The End