Chapter 3

I woke up again in the hospital, I have bumps and bruises and cuts, you name it, I have it all over my body. Celestia is still in the room but this time 6 ponies, including Twilight are in the room with me. The rainbow one is also there and if looks could kill, I would've been dead 100 times over, all the ponies in the room apart from Celestia and a yellow one with a pink mane were giving me death stares. Celestia says, "Twilight, care to introduce these lovely ponies?" She asks and Twilight forces a smile, "sure Princess," then she turns to me and introduces the rainbow one that attacked me and called me a monster, "this is Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty," she points to the orange one wearing a stetson, "this is Applejack, element of honesty," she points to the pink one, "this is Pinkie Pie, element of laughter," she gestured to the white on with the purple mane, "Rarity, element of generosity and Fluttershy, element of kindness."

"Well okay," I replied, " I'm George Mills, element of badassness and let me tell you about my world. The sun is raised by Channing Tatum and the moon is raised by Chuck Norris, we have around 15 gods but the main ones are Billy Mays, Darth Vader, Channing Tatum, Chuck Norris, Chewbacca and Winston Churchill. We eat chicken at Nandos and Burgers in McDonald's. The gods are known collectively as The Illuminati and I just trolled you all, good day." I said then turned over in my hospital bed and pretended to go to sleep. Celestia then levitated me out of the bed (not cool) and said, "I take it you need somewhere to stay whilst you're here?" She asked.

"Well duh Princess, how long did it take you to figure that all out?" I asked sarcastically and she just sighed and whispered something to Twilight, Twilight looked confused then smirked and said, "I would love to have George stay with me princess," and I just groaned.

Twilight and I walked back to her house and as we walked all the ponies were staring at me. When we reached her house I only said one thing, "umm, your house is a tree," and she said, "yes it is, it's also the Ponyville Library,"

"So let me get this straight, you live in a library tree and books are made from paper and paper is made from wood and wood comes from trees so essentially you are living in a giant book." Twilight just stared at me, I think I broke her brain. Whoops. She just opens the door and goes in. I follow, grinning and I hear a voice from upstairs, "hi Twilight, did you have a nice time visiting the creature, it didn't attack again did it?"

"No Spike, it's fine, he is a human, not a creature," Twilight replied.

"A hyooman, never heard of it," said Spike. I decided to speak up, "well there's a surprise Einstein" I said sarcastically. Spike said, "uuh Twilight, who was that?"

"That was me," I reply, "me who's me?" Asked Spike. That widened my smirk, "I'm me," I simply replied and he groaned, "yes but what is your name?" He asked, annoyed at my joke.

"George Mills," I replied, defeated. He came downstairs and saw me. His jaw dropped, I didn't think my smirk would get wider but it did and I burst out laughing. "So you're the monster that terrorised Ponyville?" He simply asked and I replied, "yep, also the one who slapped Celestia in the face and was almost killed by Twilight, that's me," his jaw dropped even further.

TWILIGHT'S POV

Meanwhile Twilight was in the kitchen, overhearing George and Spike's conversation and walked back in to hear George saying about how she nearly killed him after he slapped Princess Celestia. Her eyes narrowed as he mentioned that but forced them back to normal as she walked back in and said, "yes, let us not speak of that incident again, George has learnt his lesson about assaulting and I have learnt that humans can be very stupid, I'll keep that in mind but for now George and I need to visit Rarity for some clothes for him and Fluttershy to get him some meat," she shuddered and George chuckled and they left for Rarity's.

UNKNOWN POV

The drone saw the human and the pony leave the library and it said to its queen through the hive mind, "My queen, the human has left the home of the unicorn Twilight Sparkle and is approaching the home of the unicorn Rarity. When should I apprehend it?"

The queen laughed and said, "leave it for three days then apprehend it and bring it to me, soon, with this creatures help, we will rule Equestria and I shall control everypony!

GEORGE'S POV

George dragged his feet through the dirt path and sighed as he realised his situation, stuck in his worst nightmare, possibly forever. Still he held his head high and walked alongside Twilight as they reached Rarity's home. Twilight knocked on the door and the purple maned unicorn opened it. "Hi Rarity, George here needs some new clothes, can you please make him some?" George heard someone rush to the door and it opened, "oh yesyesyes I love a new challenge, you simply must let me make you some clothes, now come inside and let me get all the measurements for you. I glared at Twilight at Twilight as I was dragged into the house and into a room full of horse mannequins and Rarity said, "now, take off all you clothes so I may get your measurements. "WHAT! NO!" I cried out and then I explained, "look, you're a pony, you have fur to cover up your parts but humans don't, ya see where I'm coming from?" I asked and she blushed as she realised. "Oh my, well I see now," and I negotiated, "I'll take off all my clothes apart from my boxers and vest then you can get more accurate measurements without me having to take off all my clothes," and she replied, "very well then, let's get started, follow me."

A/N

Well next time George will get some clothes and a panic attack whilst the unknown POV continues to stalk him, sorry about all the randomness in the first part.