Chapter 21: Grumps at the Gala

A/N: Yo guys and girls, I don't know why I put this here but I have decided in tradition to always start and end with an authors note. So yeah. I hope I don't mess up too bad whilst writing this chapter…

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I grew tired as Twilight continued yelling at me for sending both Luna and Celestia to the moon. To be honest, I didn't care much about doing it to Celestia, she deserved at after all she did to me. To get Twilight to stop, I simply distracted with her knowledge of magic,

"Hey, Twi, how much magic do you know?"

And just like that, she completely forgot about having a go at me and she replied,

"I know loads, I don't like to brag but I am more powerful then Starswirl the Bearded,"

"Interesting," I mused, "have you ever attempted to clone anyone?"

"I know how to do it but I have never tried before," she admitted,

"Well now is your chance!" I said happily.

"Are you sure you want me to do this, the side affects could be dreadful," Twilight said, nervously,

"Yeah sure," I replied, "please do it, please please please,"

"Fine," she said and a purple bolt shot out her horn. It hit me and a purple gas floated out of my body and formed into a human like shape on the floor. The gas solidified and lying in the floor was an identical version of me.

"Woah, now that is neat, Twilight,"

"Thanks," She replied,

"What's up," my clone asked,

"Wait, you can talk?!" I asked astounded,

"Sure I can, I'm you remember,"

"Oh that is cool," I admitted, "I've never seen myself from the outside before. Hey, me, do you remember that one duet song?"

"The charlieissocoollike one?" My clone asked,

"Yeah, that one,"

"Of course, you do so I do,"

"Let's do it," I said.

Song: Duet with Myself by Charlie McDonnel aka Charlieissocoollike

I am you, you are me

Together we make a perfect George

And when I'm feeling down

We know that we will always be around

Our relationship is complicated

Sometimes it's hard to remember

That you're even there

But when I feel I'm being hated

Feeling lonely in December

Facing hardships that we can't bare

You'll help me come through the other side

You build up my confidence, and raise my pride

Together there's nothing that we can't face

Just as long as we embrace ourselves

It's just a shame that I hate you, ohhhh

(Coughs) I hate you

You're insufferable, your acne's terrible

Your sunny disposition is completely unbearable

And worst of all, you've got no friends

They're just on the internet

You're a waste of space, you've got no life

Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife

To your head, and do it before I do it instead

You're not that perfect either, mate

In fact you're way too easy to hate

What 15 year old can't get a date

I guess it's fate, that you'll never find a soul mate

You're going to die alone, on your own

Making crappy, stupid jokes

I am you, you are me

Together we make an

Unfit, spotty, neurotic, unfunny, forgetful, weedy, George

And when I'm feeling down

We know that we, will only ever have each other around

Our relationship is complicated

Sometimes it's hard to remember

That you're even there

But when I feel I'm being hated

Feeling lonely in December

Facing hardships that we can't bare

You'll help me come through the other side

You build up my confidence, and raise my pride

Together there's nothing that we can't face

Just as long as we embrace ourselves

You know that I really, really, really love you

Ooooh

I really love you too

Yeah, even though it's vain, I think we feel the same

You need to be able to love yourself

But not in that way

What way? (laughs)

We finished our duet and Twilight stared at us, lost in the insanity of the two Georges. I smirked and said,

"Alright me, songs over. Twilight, you can get rid of my clone now, that's all I wanted with him,"

"Alright," Twilight said and my clone disappeared into purple wisps of smoke that re-entered Twilight's horn, "did you really mean all that stuff about what you sang to yourself?" She asked,

"Of course not!" I laughed, "I love myself more then almost anything. It was a song from back on Earth,"

"Oh," Twilight said and I left.

I arrived home. There was an envelope on the floor so I opened it and two golden tickets fell out. The letter read,

'To Prince George Mills and Queen Chrysalis,

You are formally invited to this year's Grand Galloping Gala. Enclosed are two tickets.

P.S: George, if you do not come, I will notice and I will force feed you every single one of Pinkie Pie's cakes. (I know how much you hate them.)

P.P.S: That was a serious threat, if you manage to resist, Shimmering Skies does want to see her friend Lasting Light again, I can make that happen.'

I put down the letter and picked up the tickets. I didn't want to go. I called for Glad The Mad,

"Yo Glad, get your ass over here!"

He walked in and said,

"What do you want, George?"

"Can you shapeshift into me?" I asked,

"I suppose," he said. Fire surrounded him for a second and standing before me was, Glad in my body. I laughed,

"Pretty good. Now listen, I need you to go to this 'Grand Galloping Gala' as me so I can do important Prince stuff and so I can avoid Princess Celestia,"

He groaned,

"Urgh, fine I'll do it, but you owe me,"

THE NIGHT OF THE GALA: GLAD THE MAD POV

I walked in nervously with Queen Chrysalis. It took time to get used to a human body but I managed. Princess Celestia walked up to me and said,

"Hello George, I'm glad you decided to come to the gala, things would not have gone well for you if you hadn't,"

I gulped and nodded nervously. She looked at me in an odd way and asked,

"No snarking to me?"

"Umm well, I don't really Uuh yeah, I gotta go do some stuff with Twilight over there and yeah," I muttered nervously and Celestia saw right through me,

"Where is George?" She said,

"He's back at his house, practicing dark magic with Sombra," I said.

"I knew he would try a stunt like this," she muttered and teleported off. I walked outside and shapeshifted into my normal form.

GEORGE POV

I was with Sombra, practicing my new nightmare magic. It was amazing for offence. I knew things went wrong at the gala when Celestia teleported in.

"I'm sorry George but I have to do this, just for tonight. She fired her magic at me and I yelled as I was enclosed in her yellow ray. I felt a familiar change happen to me.

"Stop this, Celestia!" I yelled in a high pitched voice I recognised so well. Celestia had turned me back into a mare, for the night.

"Now George, I have a pony who wants to see you," Celestia said,

"Hi Light!" A cheerful voice rang out. I knew that voice, it was Shimmering Skies.

"Oh no," I groaned as I was dragged away by that over excited mare.

"Let's find you a dress at my house and we can go to the gala together!" She said happily,

"Bugger off," I said.

"Don't use language like that, Light, remember what I told you," she scolded.

She pretty much pulled me all the way to Canterlot and to her house. She pushed me into her room and blindfolded me like she did all those months ago. I groaned as she levitated me up and slipped a dress on me. She then did my mane, yanking it around and spraying shit into it. Not actual shit, just random hairspray stuff. Next came the makeup, I knew that if I struggled at this part, she would just have to do it again. I felt the mare's personality return full force as she took off the blindfold. I let it push me back and it took over.

LASTING LIGHT POV

"Thanks, Sky, I really like this," I said happily.

"You're welcome, Light. Now lets go to the gala."

We walked to the castle, where Twilight and Princess Celestia were. We walked up to them and I said,

"Hi Twi, Hi Princess Celestia,"

"Hello Lasting Light," Celestia greeted me. Twilight looked cross with her.

"Princess Celestia, You promised me you wouldn't do anything to George tonight, you know how important the gala is to me," Twilight said,

"I'm sorry, I'll reverse it tomorrow," Celestia said.

"No,not tomorrow, now Princess," Twilight demanded,

"Fine," Celestia said and shot her magic at me. I felt my body change and I slowly slipped back into my stallion personality.

GEORGE POV

As I regained control over my body, I said,

"Let me just go get something from home, teleport me, Twilight?"

"Alright," Twilight agreed and teleported us to my house. I grabbed my walking stick and we teleported back. I turned to face Celestia, who was armed with Pinkie Pie's cupcakes. She lobbed them at me via magic but I hit them away with my staff.

"Can I please whack you with this?" I asked,

"No," Celestia said and as I opened my mouth to object, she magically stuffed one of the cupcakes into my mouth. I had no choice but to swallow that shitty tasting stuff. I growled and ran at her. As soon as I was close enough, I swung at her with all my might and strength. My staff connected with her muzzle with a satisfactory clunk. Every head at the gala turned to look at me. I laughed nervously as Luna appeared, hella pissed off.

"STAND DOWN GEORGE MILLS!" She cried out,

"Calm down, I will," I reasoned but she was clearly in no mood for being reasonable. She charged at me and I got into a defensive position. She tackled me and I rubbed my necklace, summoning Sombra. I yelled to him,

"Sombra, distract Luna!"

Sombra said,

"Hey Luna, you sure you don't wanna get back together babes, I know you want me,"

Luna got off me and turned to face Sombra, who yelped at her rage and disappeared.

"ENOUGH!" Celestia roared, using the Royal Canterlot Voice. And boy was it loud. I thought I had burst an eardrum for a minute or two.

Twilight was furious with our behaviour. Everypony else at the gala was entertained with our fight. I laughed at Twilight's facial expression and she almost assaulted me in rage.

"Why did you have to go ahead and ruin my favourite night of the year?" Twilight said, "I'm ashamed of you all for acting like such animals, especially you two, Luna and Celestia,"

I said,

"Well, on Earth, ponies are animals, and I had reason to go for Celestia again, she turned me into a mare for fucks sake,"

Glad The Mad said,

"I agree with George, Celestia blackmailed him to come here when he didn't want to,"

"Thanks Glad," I said and he grinned,

"Y'know what, this job isn't so bad. Don't tell King Nightshade I said that,"

"Don't worry Glad," I said, "I don't even know where his hive is,"

"Are you an idiot, you could locate him through the hive mind," Glad explained to me and I facepalmed at my stupidity. I am an idiot sometimes. Due to Twilight giving me the ultimate stare of doom, better the Luigi's and better then Goebbels', Glad, Chrysalis and I left.

A/N: okay, not that bad of a chapter. Yes it's rushed. Celestia is a bitch. Well, right not the time is 11:45pm so I better finish this authors note and get some shut eye. Please review, like, follow and fav.

Have a good day/night

MichaelTheBoss