Chapter 17: Exorcism and Cupcakes

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Pinkie Pie: THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY

Me: Pinkie, you need to stop breaking the 4th wall, the realms of reality can't take it much longer.

Pinkie Pie: Okie dokie lokie. (Disappears in a puff of smoke)

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I stood in front of the mirror for quite some time staring at my new horn. I shapeshifted back to my human self and it turned back into my necklace. I took the necklace off and shapeshifted into my changeling form. Still there despite the necklace being right in front of me. I tried shapeshifting into a different unicorn, whatever colour combos I did, Sombra's horn was always in place of any other and I only knew one pony who could explain this to me, one who was busy resting from the battle the day before and getting over the shock of changeling conversion once again, Twilight Sparkle. I ran out of my house, my necklace bouncing around on my chest. She was in her library as usual. Spike opened the door,

"Yo Spike," I wheezed, "where… Is… Twilight?"

"She's in the kitchen," he replied and I ran passed him.

"Twilight," I said and said, "I need help,"

"What?" She said,

"I should probably show you," I shapeshifted into my changeling form with King Sombrero's horn. She looked confused for a second then her face slipped into one of anger,

"Sombra, stop possessing my friend's body!"

"Uuh Twilight, it's still me," I tried to explain but she didn't listen,

"Princess Celestia can sort this out," she said, determined,

"Twilight, Celestia is one of Metamorphosis's changeling generals. She can't help me," I reminded her, she groaned and yelled,

"SPIKE!" He rushed in, "find me my book on exorcism!"

"Uuh okay…" He said, unsure and rushed off to look for it.

"TWILIGHT I DO NOT NEED TO BE EXORCISED!" I yelled. But she didn't listen. Spike brought in the book and a twilight used a freezing spell on me. She charged up her horn and shot at me. Nothing happened but it felt like someone had punched me in the stomach. I still had Sombra's horn. I shapeshifted back into my human form. I hid my necklace down my shirt, I didn't want Twilight to destroy my high quality necklace, I knew she would. I felt another shake in the hive mind, Metamorphosis must have overrun and

re-converted another hive. There can't be many left not in. She still had Crimson and Celestia on her side and she would have Twilight, Chrysalis and I if Luna hadn't saved our asses. Then I killed Sombrero and claimed his horn. After Twilight gave up trying exorcise me I walked out of the room, pissed off. I wanted food so I went to sugarcube corner. I had never eaten one of Pinkie's cupcakes so I was interested to what it would be like. I walked in,

"HI GEORGE!" Pinkie appears out of nowhere and startles me,

"Jeez Pinkie," I said, "your gonna give me a heart attack at this rate,"

"Sorry George," she said, "have you ever tried one of my cupcakes before?"

"No actually," I said,

"Then have one for free," she said, "which do you want?"

"Your finest," I declared and she brought out a cupcake with chocolate chips in it, rainbow coloured icing, those weird silver ball things that some cupcakes have on them and extra sprinkles,

"This is pretty much a one of a kind cake," she whispered in my ear, as if she was telling me a deathly secret,

"Nopony in Equestria has ever made on like this, I hope you like it,"

I grinned and left, cupcake in hand. I walked to my favourite spot by the river and sat down, staring into the water. It was my thinking spot. I felt rather hungry so I took a bite out of the cupcake...

I can honestly say I would rather have eaten my own shit then swallowed that. It tasted dreadful, it mixed sweet and savoury, which is never a good idea. I spat it out into the river and threw the rest in for good measure. Sure, Pinkie would be upset that her unique cupcake was wasted but she never had to find out, did she. I tried to clear my head from thought of the cupcake. I succeeded by trying to remember memes from when I was back on Earth. I couldn't remember many. I walked home.

When I arrived, Chrysalis was in the spare bedroom, meditating or something. Her eyes snapped open as she saw me and she said,

"She grows stronger, George. We need to either join her or defeat her. The latter seems almost impossible. You almost fully committed to joining her and I wasn't far off either. Celestia did unwillingly join her. Luna is worried, she has to raise the sun and moon by herself, she's constantly tired and nervous of attack. I'm an insomniac,,I haven't been able to sleep in weeks. And you are an interesting case,"

"I am a man of the present," I said, "I don't predict the future and I don't care about the past so why should I dwell on either. Everything that happens in the future is future George's problem, present George can relax," I explained George philosophy. She looked interested but I had no more to say other then,

"I hate Equestrian cupcakes,"

She looked shocked. I grabbed my long since dead phone from my bedside table and had an idea. Perhaps Twilight knew a spell to recharge it. I took it to her house and showed it to her,

"It runs on electricity, right?" She asked and I nodded. She looked nervous and fired a magic beam at it. My phone was surrounded by a magical aura. It switched itself on. Fully charged.

"THANK YOU TWILIGHT!" I yelled and rushed out to play music.

A/N: There is another chapter over with. I love writing this plot sequence, thanks again to Twiphase for suggesting it. In the meantime, I gotta celebrate 3000 views! Woo hoo!

Have a good day/night

MichaelTheBoss