Chapter 13: Magical Mystery Fuck Up

George returned home from Ethan's funeral. He carried Ethan's ashes in a fancy urn Rarity hoof decorated. He practiced his shapeshifting and talked to Midnight through the hive mind. George was upset. It was the whole changeling business that got Ethan killed. He was a brainwashed little guard protecting his queen. George placed the urn on a shelf and wrote a note.

Here rests the ashes of Ethan Stone, a great companion and friend to all he met.

I then heard Chrysalis give off an all hive call:

"ALL REMAINING CHANGELINGS OF MY HIVE. RETURN TO MY CASTLE AT THESE COORDINATES!"

Enclosed was the coordinates for her palace. I stayed at my house and looked forward to my first pleasant nights sleep in ages.

I slept like a baby. I don't know why people say that, aren't babies meant to be dreadful sleepers. Aah well, who cares, I know I particularly don't. I was looking forward to today, Rainbow told me the weather was planned for a nice hot day so I was surprised when I heard thunder and lightning hit the ground closer to my new home then I would've liked. I grabbed my staff, which had a new image of me as Lasting Light permanently engraved on it. I looked at my window to see the biggest goddamn storm ever. Lightning then struck way to close for comfort and I decided on a plan. I put on a pissed off face and exited my house into the storm. I walk into the town center to see Rarity, horn powered up, causing this massive storm. Fluttershy, Twilight and Rainbow were coming from the opposite direction.

"What's going on?" I yelled to Twilight,

"I sort of messed up a spell and all our friends' cutie marks have changed round," Twilight yelled back. I looked back at Rarity, and realised she had Rainbow Dash's cutie mark. I said to Rarity,

"Listen to me Rarity, you need to power down your horn. Rainbow Dash can fix this,"

She must of not heard me so I lost my patience and grabbed her horn, burning my hand in the process. It powered down and Twilight convinced Rainbow to kick the clouds out. I wanted to shapeshift into a pegasus and join her but there was too many ponies around. Twilight then got Rainbow Dash's cutie mark back and they stated singing,

"A true true friend helps a friend in need-" I cut them off,

"stop that, stop that. You're not going to do a song whilst I'm here,"

They continued though so I just attempted to cover my ears. We went round all of Ponyville, fixing everything. Twilight then noticed my staff when we were walking back,

"Where did you get that?" She asked me,

"Oh," I replied, "well, shortly after the Lasting Light incident, a unicorn beckoned me into his shop and brought out his staff. It wasn't big enough for me so he used magic to make it grow and harden so nothing can break it. The carvings on it are memories, I've had some pretty nice memories on that thing,"

Only Rainbow Dash out of the whole mane 6 realised that was a massive innuendo. She burst out laughing and we reached the library. Twilight looked at me suddenly then said,

"Go on, say it,"

"What? Urgh why, but it's so gay, fine. Friendship is magic," I said and slammed my fist into my mouth in embarrassment. Twilight passed me my new element and finished the spell. I put my necklace on. Suddenly our elements shot out towards Twilight and a extremely bright light passed over and everypony passed out.

When I woke up, everypony else did, at the same time. But something was off about Twilight. She had grown wings.

"What happened?" She groaned,

"Well, to be honest, this is so pointless that I actually have no words to explain this one," I said, "you've grown useless wings. I mean, seriously. When are you ever going to use them. You can already teleport so getting around fast isn't a problem. Your magic is already OP as fuck, they are a nuisance to use and just in general, why?" I finished,

"Oh," she said, "so I've become an alicorn?"

"Yep," I confirmed. Celestia showed up with her convenient timing,

"Twilight, my student," she said, "you are now a princess. I don't know what you are princess of but that will be revealed soon. I watched you grow and I knew you deserved this," Celestia explained,

"Are you still, y'know, a changeling princess," I whispered to Twilight. She tried to shapeshift,

"I guess not. I'm finally free," she said,

"Lucky,"I replied, "sure, being a changeling is epic but Midnight and Chrysalis need when and when not to contact me."

Chrysalis suddenly teleported in and the bearers each yelled in shock and got into fighting positions,

"I'm not here to hurt you," Chrysalis said but Rainbow replied,

"Yeah right. Last time you were here, you turned us all into your mindless changeling slaves and you forced us to enjoy beating the crap out of everypony else," she said,

"Rainbow Dash, watch your language," Rarity scolded,

"But it's true, Chrysalis, you made me ugly. And I do not appreciate that,"

"Well, I'm still a changeling," I said. Every eye turned to me,

"Really?" Applejack questioned,

"Yes," I said and morphed into my changeling form and back. "And besides, we have an alliance now. It was confirmed yesterday and we are going to tell the whole of Equestria tomorrow,"

"Oh, okay," Rarity said awkwardly. "Well, it was fun to see everypony again, and to see your wonderful transformation but I really should be getting going," Rarity said and left. Everyone else used excuses until it was just Twilight, Chrysalis, Celestia and I,

"Okay listen up everypony," Celestia said, "the other hives have declared war on Chrysalis. It's imperative that we legitimise the alliance first thing tomorrow so may we please stay at George's?" Celestia asked,

"Fine," I said, "but no rape or interrupting my beauty sleep. I mean it," I said,

A/N

There is that chapter done. Sorry if this seems rushed. Please leave suggestions, I'm running out of ideas, leave constructive criticism, praise or memes. If you haven't already, remember to Fav and Follow, it motivates me a lot.

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