"And then Mr Jones is all like 'You can't eat ice cream in space!' He meant to say no one can hear you scream in space. And our class was being really loud so he banged his fist on the table and yelled it out,"

Ahh Hello! My name's George Mills. I'm your average British 14 year old really, nothing crazy or special about me, just another human being in this bloody world.

"Heh, you coming to Music Center after school tomorrow?"

That would be Ethan Stone, one of my close friends. I'm taking music for GCSE, along with French, History and Computing.

"Yeah, we can drop by Morrisons beforehand, get some snacks. Hold up, G+ is buzzing me,"

One more thing, bronies piss me off. They are blimmin 21 year old pedophiles who watch a bloody show for little girls! LITTLE GIRLS!

"Bronies?" Ethan asked me over Skype,

"Annoyingly, the pesos are trying to defend their clopping." I replied and made a gagging sound. Ethan chuckled.

"It's so gross," he said, "why do they do it? It's beasteality."

"That, we can agree on, my friend," I said.

My hair is dark brown and messy, usually more messy then I would like but I'm not complaining. My eyes are a stunning grey.

"Okay, one of them has linked me something, his name is Princess_Celestia, oh God!" I said,

"You gonna click it?" Ethan asked,

"It could give me a virus… Nah, they are all love and tolerate, they don't have the guts to do something like that," I mused.

"Send me the link, I wanna see it," Ethan said over the chat,

"You sure, potential gayness is inbound," I warned him,

"Actually, nah. Don't send me the damned thing," Ethan replied,

"Whatever," I grinned, "3-2-1 Click!" I pressed the link.

You know, thinking back that was a pretty dumb idea, it certainly got me into a lot more shit then I could've ever imagined back then. I thought it was just some dumb link to a My Little Pony video bashing anti bronies.

The link didn't do anything.

"You get any response?" Ethan asked me through the chat,

"No, aw bloody hell it's a virus isn't it," I groaned,

"Goddamnit," Ethan cursed.

I suddenly grew aware of a humming coming from behind me,

"Just be a sec," I said, taking off my earphones and turning round,

"Look Hannah if you're gon-" I started to say but my jaw dropped open as I saw what there was.

"Holy shit!" I said , "Are you seeing this?" I put my earphones in and watched the thing,

"Mate, what's going on with the static noise?" Ethan said,

"I dunno!" I yelled.

Suddenly, the portal thing started sucking in,

"Motherfucker!" I yelled and tried to grip onto something, it was no use, I couldn't get a solid hold on anything. I yelled and cried out, grabbing my iPad and Phone as I was sucked into the purple swirling vortex.

,.,.,

Urgh, my head, my body, my everything.

Everything hurts.

I groaned.

'What the bloody hell just happened?' I thought.

"C'mon George, get your shit together," I muttered to myself, "first things first, where the flying fuck are we?"

I took in my surroundings, I was confused, it was like the world was a cartoon, like it was animated. I looked rather out of place in somewhere like this.

A/N

Rewritten on 8th January 2016

not accepting OCs.

Have a good day/night

MichaelTheBoss