Sorry I haven't updated in so long, but I was in the middle of a serious creative slump and needed some time to think. I hope everyone enjoys this new chapter, because Scootaloo is about to PWN Rainbow crash like nopony's business! So get your springs ready! This chapter has oodles of bouncing in it! Enjoy, everyone!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

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"Normal Speech"

'Thoughts'

Songs

"Yelling"

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The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce! Scootaloo Style!

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Currently the Cutie Mark Crusaders were sitting in the throne room of Princess Celestia and Luna hanging out with their respective mother's. The three were telling them about how Scootaloo got her cutie mark while in the story. Wait… What? SHE GOT HER CUTIE MARK?!

It's true! On Scootaloo's flank was a bright red scooter with four blue wheels overlapping a white stunt helmet with a red stripe on it. It symbolized how she was so good at performing stunts not just on her scooter, but with every other type of stunt as well. They would've kept talking if the door to the throne room hadn't burst open like someone had kicked it open. The two mares and three fillies looked to see three certain mares that they hoped they'd never see again. It was none other than Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash.

Applejack is an Earth Pony mare with an orange colored coat, and a long blonde mane and tail that were tied together in a ponytail. She also wore a stetson hat, and had green eyes and three white freckles on each side of her face. On her flank was a set of three red apples.

Rarity is a Unicorn with an ivory white coat, sapphire blue eyes, and a royal purple mane and tail that were done up in a set of elegant curls. On her flank were three diamonds showing her talent for making things beautiful.

Finally, we have Rainbow Dash. Like Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash was a Pegasus mare. However unlike the kind, gentle, and soft spoken Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash is brash, arrogant, and reckless to the point of being unreasonable. She has a rat's nest of a mane and tail that were each colored like a rainbow, only her tails colors went in reverse. Her mane color is only half of how she got her name. She has a cyan blue coat and wings, and on her flank was a cloud with a rainbow colored bolt of lightning shooting out of it symbolizing her talent for flying at hypersonic speeds.

But all three of them looked mad, and somewhat fearful. And they had a right to be scared, because Princess Celestia, her sister Luna, and their niece Cadence were standing right behind them! None of them looked too pleased either, and why that is shall be revealed very soon.

"With all due respect Princess Celestia," said Twilight. "HOW COULD YOU BRING THOSE THREE FOAL ABUSERS HERE?! *Ahem* Your majesty?"

"I've brought them here to witness something that has not been seen in quite some time." said Princess Celestia "Scootaloo, why don't you show them how you earned your cutie mark?"

The three from Ponyville looked at Scootaloo's flank, and were shocked to see the mark there. Rainbow Dash was none too happy about it.

"WHAT?! How could that little LIAR of a reporter even GET such an awesome cutie mark?!" asked Rainbow Dash incredulously. "It HAS to be a fake!"

Hearing this made Scootaloo wince at the accusation. Sure Scootaloo wasn't Rainbow's number one fan anymore, but it still hurt a little bit. Fluttershy noticed this, and gently nuzzled her daughter while giving Rainbow Dash the stink eye.

"Go ahead, sweetheart." encouraged Fluttershy in a motherly manner.

With her confidence restored, Scootaloo trotted to the middle of the room. She swung her legs up high, then she twisted her tail in tight, twisted her body until it formed two coils, and with her eyes fixated straight ahead… She let it all loose! Her hind legs and tail spun in place for a few seconds before she rocketed off the ground at a 45 degree angle! She bounced off the wall, spun on a loose banner, twirled around on a running record player, ricocheted around the room a few times, and stuck the landing on one hoof.

While they may still hate the three fillies for the Gabby Gums mishap, the three former element bearers couldn't help but applaud at such a marvelous display of bouncing!

"YEE-HAW! Now that's what ah' call a bounce!" praised Applejack.

"Indeed!" agreed Rarity.

"What was that?!" asked Rainbow Dash.

Scootaloo walked back to her mother without sparing the three mares so much as a passing glance. However, she did answer their question.

"I learned it from a friend of mine. He calls it the Woopdy Dooper Loop De Looper Alliooper Bounce." explained Scootaloo.

Ever the arrogant aerial stunt pony, Rainbow Dash decided to try and build up her ego again. How much ya wanna bet that this ain't gonna end well?

"Yeah? Well I could do the Wooper Dooper… Uh… The Looper Dooper… Uh… In ten seconds FLAT!" said Rainbow as she struggled to say the name.

Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle burst out laughing at this proclamation. They learned this lesson the hard way, and now Rainbow Cra-I mean-Dash was gonna have to learn the same way.

"HA HA! Everypony knows that you can't bounce the bounce if you can't even PRONOUNCE the bounce!" said Scootaloo before clearing her throat. "*Ahem* Repeat after me…"

Scootaloo: The… Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Rainbow Dash: "Tell me she's not…"

Scootaloo: The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Rarity: "She is."

Scootaloo: It's got the zip that makes ya flip and that's what really counts,

In the Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Scootaloo then pulls out a chart explaining how to do this bounce in perfect detail, and has everyone take notes on this bounce.

"Now, half this bounce is ninety percent mental." started Scootaloo. " If ya calculate your specific Tiggerjectory of your Stripecelleration Diviferous by the Square Boot of your Rebound, yer Vertical Situation Indicator and your Stripersonic Springnertia should Rica-tica-chet your Hydraulific Fu-silly-age into an Accelerometric De-orbit! Any questions?"

Naturally, Rainbow Dash didn't like the idea of using mathematics in a stunt, and demanded to learn.

"Just tell me how to do the Whooper gooper, I-I-I mean the Looper… Blooper… Uh" Rainbow stuttered as Scootaloo continued the song.

Scootaloo: The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

The more ya try, the more ya fly and that's what really counts!

In the Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Scootaloo then has Rainbow Dash follow her body movements to at least get a basic grip of how to do the bounce. But Scootaloo knew that Rainbow couldn't do this bounce since her talent was in flying.

"Now ya swing your legs up high, and ya twist your tail in tight! Wind up all yer springs, and with your eyes fixated straight ahead… You let it all loose!" Scootaloo explained.

Rainbow Dash does just that… And literally gets tied in a knot. She struggles a bit before looking at Scootaloo.

"Does this count?" asked Rainbow Dash.

The others shook their heads, and Scootaloo decided to finish the song.

Scootaloo: It's best when done by Tiggers!

'Cause their Tigger-riffic figures are filled with vims and vigors!

And that's the thing that triggers~

The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

The Whoop-De-Dooper-Loop-De-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Cadence:The more you try, the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Scootaloo:Right! It activates! It elevates, accelerates and more!

Pinkie: (Whee!)

Scootaloo:You're bouncing off the ceiling like ya never did before!

Pinkie: (Whoo!)

Scootaloo:The Whoop-De-Dooper~

Sweetie Belle:Whoop-De-Dooper!

Scootaloo:Loop-De-Looper~

Applebloom:Loop-De-Looper!

CMC:ALLEY-OOP-ER BOUNCE!~~~~

Scootaloo: "HOO HOO HOO HOO!"

Scootaloo unleashed her now trademark bounce and did the same stuff as before only now she went through a basketball hoop, out a window, bounced back inside off a tree branch, bounced off a springy chair, ricocheted off the walls again, and once again stuck the landing on one hoof!

"Ah' didn't think tha' bouncin' would be so much work." said Applejack.

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That's it for this chapter! I hope you all like it, because it was hard for me to remember the lyrics! Next chapter will be the start of another story in the Book of Disney! See you all next time!