Tytanna's Totally True and Tremendous Tale of sTupendousness!

It twas a dark and stormy night with poisoned rainbows arcing threw the poisned sky. Everywhere you looked there were ZOMBIES! Big zombies small zombies big small zombies! There were zombies in parkaz and zombis in armer and zombie in a thong, too! The hole of Prince Edwer Izlind was an udder mess!

But that wasnt a problem for Tytanna 'Awesome Middle Name' Johnson! She was kiling zombies right, left, middle, back AND forward. All at the same time!

"Ah." She said sighing as she pulped a zombies skill with a bare hug beteen her boobs. "Todays a beutiful day!"

Wat WAS a problem, tho, was a Megazombie! He was BIG! And muscly. And Big, too! Like. He was ALL of the big!

"Ah, Tittyannasaurus! So we met again!" Yeah, Megazombie talks because reasons! And he's a perv, because evil.

"Megazombie! Get the fuk outta mai base! How did you even get up here, we're in the skY!" Tytanna 'Totally awesome hottie' Johnson frowned, lookin over the ej ov her bas tot he ocean below.

"You knwo what I want, my littel Dinsoaur." And then the Megazombi grabbed his pants...

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Wait wait wait. Hold the phone a sec.

Yes? Tya said with a falsely innocent look.

Let me get this perfectly straight here. This… was you playing a video game.

Yep, she responded brightly.

Zilla looked at her with complete deadpan. And… you added in the narration right?

She shrugged. Some of it. The 'poisoned rainbows' bit at the beginning was actually in there. It's a very meta game.

Meta?

Self aware, she explained.

Ah, right… okay then. So… why was the zombie dropping his pants? Did he have a weapon hidden in there or something?

Tya stared at him blankly for a few seconds. Ye… yeah, you could say that.

Zilla tilted his head and said, Strange place for a human to hide something like that. Or zombie I guess. But hey, it's just a game. Weird stuff happens in those. Least that's what Nick told me. Anyway, go on with the story.

You want me to keep going? Tya asked, blinking at him in surprise.

Well yeah. It's… kinda interesting I guess. He resisted the urge to look to his right, where he could feel his other companion following along behind them. Anything to break up the mood right now, he whispered.

Oh. Yeah. Like a light switch being thrown Tya immediately brightened and threw herself into the narration again.

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- and revealed the gigantic rocket launcher he had hidden in his crotch area. Definitely just a rocket launcher. That shoots explosives. AND NOTHING ELSE. And before Tytanna could react, the Megazombie pulled the trigger. In a deafening BANG the floating base she'd worked so hard to build was eviscerated and the two were plummeting to the grond.

"You're an asshole." She said, pulling out her Poisoned Rainbow Shadowstalker and aimingthe railgun right between the Megaazombie's grinning eyes. With a pull of the trigger, the Megazombie was dead, sent flying ass over teakettle int the horizon. And just as she loked down, Tytanna's fate was sealed.

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And then I died. Because falling from a mile up hurts like hell and I just tanked a rocket to the face…

Zilla stared at her in surprise. What, that's it? You just died after he shot you?

Well yeah. Tya's smile morphed into a triumphant smirk. But after I respawned…

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But not even death sould ctop Tytanna for long. After spitting in Death's face and wreking the entrance room of Hell itself. Tytann reappeared on the ground, ready to kick ass and chew zombie flesh.

And there was plenty of zombie flesh.

Megaazombie showed up then. Even tho he died to. He shouted! "HOw you still live?! I kill you?!"

"FOOL!" Tytanna 'fill in the name yourself derphead' Johnson cryed! "Not even death can kill me!"

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Did you just call me 'derphead'?

… Okay, maybe I should tone that part down a bit.

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And so the two had an aweomse fight scene and its was totaly epic. There was explosions and blood and punching and explosions and biting and explosions and boobs and EXPLOSIONS!

Did we mention explosions?

Cause there were explosions.

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Yes. You did.

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Darn skippy we did! Okay, so first Megaazombien (who was wearing a zombrero. geddit?) tired to shoot his rocket at Tytanna again, but she dodged it like super nimble butterfly. Then she zoomed it and punched him in the face, kicked his shin, bit his arm off, shoot him with the Rainbow gun thingy, then bit him AGAIN, then punched him up into the sky with that 'sureyoucan' move that nobody can pronounce.

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I think Nick called it the sho ryu ken.

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Yeah, that. So Megazombies flying in the sky, only not cause he wants to or anything but cause Tya kicked him up there. Tytanna pulled a huge rocket launcher with a nuke sign on the side out and aimed it up at him and said. "Have a nice trip, see you next NEVER!"

The nuke launcher launched its launchable and hit the launched Megazombie right in the launch, blowing him up into a billion tiny yucky gross pieces. But Tya didn't care, cause she was so badass the bits just bounced right off her.

"Still an awesome day," she said as she wiped out a pair of sunglasses and slid them over here eyes. In the distance an APC could be seen flying through the sky on wings made of barbed wire fence. "By Tanaka I love this game."

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So… that sounds like fun.

Tya smiled brightly and nodded with insane energy. Oh yeah, totally. There's so many things you can do in the game. You've got to try it some time.

Zilla chuckled at her. Well, you know I would but… I kinda have no hands. And I'm a bit too big to see the TV properly.

Oh… right. Tya turned away to hide the red highlighting on her cheeks.

Though that does bring up another question I have… When exactly did you have a chance to play video games like that?

Tya gave him a mysterious smile. You'll see, cuz. Wait 'till we get there, trust me, it'll blow your mind.

And for that matter, why do you keep calling me cuz? So far as I know I don't have any living relatives. I mean, I would love to have more kaiju to call family, but…

The two fell silent, neither sure what to say to the other. Tya took a moment to glance back behind them, catching sight of Titano drifting along aimlessly. The larger kaiju hadn't said a word since they'd left the battleground, not even when Gamera spent the last of his mana reserves healing what wounds he could on the group and then left to inform the GDF of the fight's outcome. The most animated she had been was one moment when they passed the island O… where he had been nuked the day before. Titano had been staring off at the small volcanic rock with a look Tya could only describe as longing. Ever since then she had been entirely despondent, no matter what Tya or Zilla did to try and cheer her up.

Feeling a rush of determination in her bones Tya turned to Zilla and said, I'm going to talk to her again.

Zilla gave her look that just said 'seriously?' What good is that gonna do kid? She doesn't want to talk right now. End of story. Sometimes you just gotta let people grieve. That's all there is to it.

I gotta try anyway, she answered. I can't just sit here and not do anything. Besides… I think I might have just the fix. With that Tya swam towards Titano, Zilla looking back at her worriedly. Tya pulled up alongside the other aquatic dino, unable to help noticing just how much smaller she was than her. Um, hey Titano. You… doing alright?

Titano gave no response, continuing to plow forward through the water woodenly.

Tya sighed and folded her arms over her chest. Look… I'm not going to pretend to know what you're feeling right now. I couldn't come close even if I tried, and that wouldn't help anybody. I can say I know you're hurting. I know you… miss him. But knowing doesn't mean understanding. I've learned that much before.

Titano gave off a noncommittal grunt, which Tya couldn't tell was a good or bad sign.

Point is, even if I can't understand how you're feeling right now, I just want you to know that I'll try. That I'll be there if you need me. All of us will. Tya shifted so she was in front of Titano, backpedaling to keep ahead of her. That stuff we said back there, about all of being in this together? That wasn't just talk. We meant every word. We'll help you any way we can, cause that's what friends do for each other.

Finally Titano looked at Tya, a dead blank glaze over her eyes. Can you bring him back? she asked hollowly. Can you give him back to me?

Tya grimaced, moving her hands back and forth as she tried to find something to say. Her arms fell to her sides and she stopped moving, prompting Titano to halt as well.

No, Tya answered. We can't bring him back. And… and I'm sorry for that. If there were any way to do that I'd do it in a heartbeat, no questions asked. But we can't…

Then you can't help me. Titano's words lacked any anger or rage, did not attempt to question the smaller monster. They carried only a deep sadness.

Tya started to nod, then stopped herself and looked up into Titano's eyes. Yes we can. We can tell you that you aren't alone. You still have kaiju who care about you. Friends who will help you through this. And… Tya looked like she wanted to say more, but hesitated, turning away. This really isn't how I wanted this meeting to go…

Who are you?

Tya looked up at the question, seeing Titano staring intently at her.

You looked… so similar. To me and to Zilla. Gamera said your mana signature was familiar but different. Same thing with the human subs and their sonar. And O… he called you new Titano. Titanosaurus' face softened, her eyes glimmering with something. Maybe hope, maybe despair. It was impossible to tell. Who are you?

Tya looked back at the taller kaiju, holding her tail protectively in her hands and fidgeting under the attention. Zilla looked on at the two as well, starting to notice small details he hadn't picked up on before. Form of the tail. The texture of the scales. Their shapes were exactly the same, down to the stance and proportions of the limbs. A suspicion grew in his mind, one he needed answered.

I'm… not sure I should tell you. You may not like hearing it. Especially after…

Tell us, Zilla demanded softly. We can't keep secrets going on between any of us, especially with someone we've never met before. The Defenders need to be united, and that means we need to trust each other. With everything.

Even if it's something you don't want to know? Tya asked. Something that could break your trust with others instead?

Zilla nodded. Yes. Even then.

Tya closed her eyes and took a deep breathe of the salty ocean water. Okay. If that's what you both want… She straightened up and let go of her tail, holding herself proudly in place before the two of them. I… am a clone of you, Titano. Made by a human scientist with human DNA combined into me. I was raised by said scientist for the whole of my life, made with the purpose of bridging the gap between humans and kaiju and hopefully bringing peace between the two groups. Or if that failed to serve as a kaiju they could trust if everything went wrong. She rubbed a hand along the back of her head and grinned ruefully. Turns out that part was kinda unneeded. Who knew? As for me being here? Well… I may have convinced my… 'friends' to help me slip out so I can help. Tya covered her face with her palms. Oh man, Mom is gonna be so mad at me.

Zilla was staring slack jawed at Tya, his body completely frozen the same as his brain. For all that he had heard of bizarre happenings and circumstances, this one just refused to make sense in his head. You… but that's... What.

His mumblings were ignored by the two others as Titano came forward and held her paw out to Tya, only to pause feet away from her. The two Titanosaurs looked at each other, neither moving as they searched for something from the other.

I… guess you could say that you're… Tya halted, tears audible in her voice. That you're my…

Her words fell away as she felt herself collapsed into a tight hold, her body pressed up against the larger kaiju so tightly she could barely breathe.

I'm not alone, Titano muttered so quietly on Tya could hear. I'm not alone.

Tya, letting the tears fall free now, returned the hug gently. That you're my mom. She smiled. Technically speaking of course.

Zilla allowed himself to fall back somewhat from the pair, the waves of positive emotion flowing off them threatening to overwhelm his sense of malehood. Well… this is a shock, he said to himself. Though I guess I'm not really that surprised, given how similar they looked. He hung there for several minutes, neither of the pair looking like they were going anywhere anytime soon. Um… girls? We kinda have places to be…

…

Girls?

Quiet, cuz, we're having a moment.

Yes, Zilla. Shut up.

Right, sorry.

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A/N: What's this? Another chapter so soon after the last? Eh, kinda. Does a 2k word short count as a chapter? Especially when half of it was AF nonsense? I'll leave that debate up to you lot. Anywho, hope this answered some questions about Tytanna for those wondering. The full explanation of her, where she comes from, and a lot of other stuff come in the next chapter, along with the beginning of the next Arc. See you all then!