(Ok, then. Next chapter!)
(looks like)

Discord wiped the tears of merriment from his eyes.
"Shut up Discord."

"Again, sorry! I just couldn't help it!"
Shocka raised an eyebrow

Discord got up, still chuckling a bit. "Well, we'd better get back to the tour."
"Heh, you're the tour guide"
"You've got me there!"
"So get tour guiding or something…...where is La Mode and Cadence?"

La Mode quickly backed away, gulping. "We'd better catch up."
"yeah we should"

(Ok, skipping ahead a bit.)
(okie, dokie, lokie!)

La Mode put down his cider, and sighed happily. "This stuff hits the spot!"
"heh, you said it La Mode" Shocka said after taking a sip.

Discord shrugged. "Personally, I prefer chocolate milk."

La Mode grinned. "Ah, well. To us!" He drank deeply.
"Well Discord thats your opinion. It's all you drink really."

Discord refilled his glass, and drank it. Really. He drank the glass. If this doesn't make sense, rewatch the show.
"Wait, its the glass you drink. not the actual drink itself" Shocka took another sip of her Cider.

La Mode laughed, choking a little. After he'd cleared his lungs, he laughed some more. "Trying to apply logic, Shocka? You must be new here!"

Discord laughed at this.
"if i wasn't here i would probably be watching " Three's a Crowd " on Netflix"

La Mode stopped laughing for a second, then fell over, laughing even harder.

Discord looked at him, slightly concerned. "Is he going to be alright?"
"Yeah, its just that Three's a Crowd " is a Discord episode in the world me and La Mode are from. It's that one time Cadence went to ponyville to visit Twilight and you faked the Blue Fever"

Discord chuckled. "I see."

La Mode almost stopped laughing, then laughed even harder, clutching his sides, tears falling down his face.
"Nice Harry Potter reverence by the way."

Discord bowed. "Why, thank you."
"heh, when i saw that i was like ' HARRY POTTER! YES! IT IS COOL TO HASBRO! Hasbro was the company who ' created the episodes'."

Discord chuckled. "Do they have any idea what they actually did?"
"Doubt it. But there is this one fan who is crazy about you...as in...you're her favorite character. You're my 3rd favorite after Fluttershy then Luna."

La Mode looked up at Discord's suddenly pink face, and burst out laughing again. "I CANNOT TAKE MUCH MORE!"
"Death a la mode seriously! you're a weird...bat..pony...thing...WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY?"

La Mode looked at himself. "Well, I'm not exactly a vampire, but...well, beats me!"
"Geez, Discord what's next on the tour?"

Discord, glad for a distraction, pulled out a list. "Hmm...let's see…." He then stared. "Cadence?"
Cadence stood up."Next, is Manehatten"

Discord looked at his list. "Well, that isn't until later on my list…"

La Mode chuckled. "Maybe it's upside down?"

Discord turned it over, then shook his head. "Still not until later."
"It's next on MY list Discord." Cadence said.

La Mode peeked at the list. "How does one read this sh….jnfrfrffdbvhkdfbkd. Sorry."
Shocka looked down with a worried look.

Discord rolled his eyes, and changed the language on the list.
Shocka sighed then said."Lets just get on with the tour"

La Mode read it. "Discord, how is any pony supposed to keep up with that?
Shocka looked at him and said"spend more time reading Discord, it might help"

"It's readable, but disorganized as heck."
Shocka face hoofed."just….nevermind!"

"Let's just go. I've got a new job to get ready for."
Discord nodded. "Cadence, we'll go with your schedule."
Cadence nodded.

After the tour they all sat down.

La Mode stretched. "I am worn out."
Discord nodded. "My fingers hate me."
Shocka looked at Discord."why do they hate you Discord?"

He held up his hands, and showed her. "If I snap them one more time,they might actually snap."
Shocka looked at his hands."just put some ice on them and they should start to relax."

"Ok."

La Mode handed Discord a block of ice, then looked at Cadence. "How's Shining doing?"
Cadence looked at him."hes doing just fine, thank you."

"Good." He looked around. "When do we head back?"
Cadence shrugged."its up to Discord, im fine sitting here."

Discord nodded. "Me too. I guess whenever you two want."
Shocka looked at La Mode."its up to you La Mode, i'm with them".

His stomach rumbled. "It appears my stomach has made the decision, then."

Discord chuckled. "Ok, then. Let's go." He stood.
Shocka opened and closed her wings."are wings always this cramped up when you sit for awhile?"

La Mode did the same. "I guess they do."
Cadence shrugged."after awhile you get used to it."

"Nice." La Mode stretched his wings out. "I really want to try these babies out. Should I?"
Cadence nodded. And Shocka folded in her wings.

La Mode flapped, and grinned as he lifted off the ground. "Heck, yeah!"

Shocka rolled her eyes "ok La Mode, we get it. You can fly." Shocka motioned her friend down. Shocka thought for moment then said."La Mode can I actually talk to you?... Alone if you don't mind, it's something I don't want Discord and Cadence to hear." She turned to them."no offence or anything it's just that I have a few trust issues and I know I can count on La Mode."

The guides nodded, understanding.

La Mode landed, with a slight pout on his face. "I was enjoying that."

Shocka rolled her eyes,"you can fly later, but I need to talk to you". they went around the corner,"ok La Mode, if I tell you this you gotta promise you won't tell anypony and you won't freak!".

He nodded. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

Shocka sighed."I...I...I.."

La Mode rolled his eyes,"yeah?"

Shocka took a deep breath,"I think I'm falling for Discord...DONT FREAK!" She quickly hid behind her wings.

(We should end the chapter there, SUSPENSE IS AWESOME!)

(Ok!)