Applebuck Season

Darn whats my line again?

Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on.

Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.

Big McIntosh: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack: *stay silent for a moment* uhh...whats my line again?

Director: cut! read the script aj!

Applejack: opps hehe sorry

Stempede of accident

The ponyville resident run for their lives when a stempede happens but in the moment pinkie pie was in the way and got crush in the middle of the scene.

Director: woah woah! cut cut!

everypony rush to see if pinkie was okay

pinkie: im fine!

twilight: she's fine

director: i forgot that pinkie can literly survive much worst accident

Co-Luna

twilight was about to give a speech when she read what the paper said

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to eclipse of the moon day...huh!?...*she read the paper again and knew who switch the paper* Lunnnnaaa!

*luna from the behind the cameracrew*

Luna: *laugh* oh my gosh! that is soo priceless!

Cookielicious

Pinkie Pie: All right-y! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?

Applejack: *eating all the chocolate chips" huh?

pinkie pie: applejack!

Applejack: what? i cant resist a chocolate

director: *grumbles* cut...

Them apples

Twilight Sparkle: Not to upset your applecart, but you need help.

Applejack: Hardy har. [groan] And no I don't.

Twilight Sparkle: Here, let me help.

Applejack: Help? No thanks. *groan* A little more... *groan* Little... *grunt* There. I'll prove that this apple can handle these apples, and these apples too and another these apples...

Twilight: uhh aj i think something is wrong with your script

Applejack: whoops! i got carry away there!

director: gee...yah think?

Tip toe fall

applejack was bucking the tree when the prop tree suddenly falls in and hit the unsuspection crew member pony.

Crewmember: hey! the great and powerfull special effect trixie demands who responsible for this?!

Applejack: whoops! sorry trix!

Director: *sigh* give this report back to miss faust...tell her this gonna take a while

My Dear Princess

Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,

My friend Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, and she's always there to help anypony. The only trouble is, when she needs help, she sometimes reckless in her job and...

Applejack: whoa there twi..thats abit out of hand dont ya?

Twilight Sparkle: hehe sorry! cant help myself there

Director: alright lets try again and i be damn need a vacation right now

stanley: you should sir