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The Lost Discord Episode by Madaraoluv2Lycans Are Gods Gift to Furrys

by JustCallMeDisc0rd3r

Chapter 1: The Lost Discord Episode By Madaraoluv2Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys


I never really watched My Little Pony that much. It was a more recent development of my many interests. Honestly...it was only when I watched the episodes The Return Of Harmony part 1-2 that I really got into the show...and there was only one reason...Discord. I really liked Discord. His chaotic and silly shenanigans were one of the many qualities that I liked about him, that and his fun-loving personality.

One night, while I was surfing through the Web, something I believe most people do in there spare time today, I came upon an eBay advertisment for a bootleg episode of My Little Pony titled: "Discords Revenge."

"Sweet." I thought, clicking on it to follow the link and read the description. I'd been kind of hoping another episode with that chaotic chimera would finally come out, I'd heard rumors but...it didn't seem very likely what with an entire season passing without even a hint from the MLP FIM plotline.

Being on eBay eagerly reading up on this bootleg that was oh so enticing, I felt compelled to look for it elsewhere, but when I typed it up in the Google search bar that link I originally clicked would be the only search result. So I returned to the page, intent on buying this thing with whatever money I had, and rarely did I ever buy anything over the web, but the price this guy was putting it at was a steal.

"Just a buck?" I thought, surprised that at that price I would have monay left over to get some candy to munch while watching it if I pleased. Of course I believed it to be a scam, most would in all honesty, yet what kind of con man tricks a guy out of just a dollar? What's the point of that? Getting a 1.5 liter at Wal-Mart?

After a bit of thought, actually not much thought at all, I decided to buy it, I wasn't going to miss that dollar. Besides, it was almost like whoever owned it wanted to be rid of it. Goody for me.

A week later it came in the mail and I was so happy to see it. I was so excited to be seeing Discord again, my favorite unharmonious villian. With the way they just dropped him after two episodes by turning him back to stone, I think many bronies would agree that Discord deserved a longer screen time than that.

I was alone watching the TV, the fact being that for once I was the last one to go to sleep because I wanted to watch this without being ridiculed by my brother or my parents.

I put the tape in at 10 o'clock at night (albiet the tape was odd to me entirely because I was so used to DVD's and digital copies). My parents would be out cold by now, I though, as would my little brother and sister, even my dog too, so it would be just me and good old Discord.

There weren't any previews for other movies or things like you would normally see in a tape, it just went to a black screen, Discord jumps up from the bottom of the screen into frame and unrolls a tarp that is white with words that read "Playing", the image flickers like it was being projected from an old film reel.

I didn't realize it then, but I would know soon that I really would miss that dollar.

The episode starts off with lovely land of Equestria, yet unlike the happy, sunny land it usually is, it is in grey and it's raining, and the rain is red like blood, and it was strangely hyper-realistic, not like computer graphics or anything I'd ever seen in a cartoon...it looked like if I touched the screen just then, I'd be able to feel the sticky drops on my hands and when I drew them back they would be coated in the liquid.

The buildings, cooky and colorful as they normally were in the show, were floating in mid air, this was some common chaos that Discord was known for causing, but suddenly they began to explode one by one, each being engulfed in their own little ball of hyper-realistic fire, which was just as strange as the rain. While they did so, I kept hearing the terrified cries of the background ponies burning alive, something awful and way too morbid to be in a kids show, I thought. It sounded just too real, it wasn't like the screams were scripted, it was like there were people truly in the houses, crying for escape from their immenent firey demise...

This is all a little creepy to be real, it must've been one of those fan animated shorts similar to Smile HD or Cupcakes or something like that, there was no way that this was a real episode...but here is was, and it only got weirder as Discord walked onto the screen

The chimera is holding a purple umbrella and it's inside out, this was another trademark of his when it came down to his comical tyrrany.

He looks into the "camera" that is "filming" almost as if he acknowledges my presence. He waves and begins to speak. "Hello everypony." He calls, leaning his face in close, then leaning back into a normal posture. "I'm sure someone is watching this, and though he or she is probably a big fan I pity their insolent souls." And he laughs his cooky laugh, which is odd because it is also very sinister, it is the ultimate form of foreshadowing doom.

He tosses the umbrella away and it crashes somewhere with a strange meowing following soon after, he stands on the screen, expressionless, for about fifteen seconds then resumes his smile, yet this one felt…sadistic just as his laugh has, it was like he was about to do something truly evil.

I was silent, still trying to figure out where this all was going, whether or not this was official or not, I was trying to tell if the voice was right or if it was just someone like Rev897 on YouTube.

He raises his griffin hand and points it at me, cackling under his breath.

Suddenly my body feels something all over, tingling as if my body just fell asleep, I tried to reach and rub away the pricking sensation but I couldn't move, I couldn't even blink. I was paralyzed.

"Y'know it wasn't very nice for Twilight and her little friends to do what they did," Discord says. "But I'm not too terribly angry...because you know what time it is?"

I simply blinked, since I could do nothing else.

"Payback time," Discord says as he now reaches down to something off screen, lifting his arm back into frame he reveals to me Princess Celestia's dismembered head. "But first I have to find a home for my lovely new mantle piece." And he laughs rauchously whilst looking at the face of the decapitated princess which is frozen in a mask of pain and fear.

My eyes grew wide with shock. I tried screaming for help, yet I was incapable, all I could do was breathe, breathe...and watch Discord

I half expected this show to cut to the opening song, yet it didn't. There wasn't even a list of the actors or anything at the screen.

"No reason to waste time on mussy music eh?" Discord says, seemingly reading my mind.

I simply blinked, I waited for the face of the loser from eBay to pop onto the screen to start taunting me and telling me I'd been conned, but it would never come, and somehow I knew.

"Well lets get to the fun." Discord says with a clap of glee, he tucked the head of Celestia beneath his arm and teleported away.

The screen when black and then cut to the Canterlot Sculpture Garden where I was shown Twilight Sparkle along with the rest of the mane six and Spike the dragon, they were all chained upon separate marble tables and their elements were laying like trash in a fragmented heap toward the entrance of the garden.

Discord suddenly appears before them, looking at me through the screen with his piercing yellow eyes and chuckles, this chuckle turns into something of an inhuman, demonic, and need I as laugh. As if the devil himself were speaking through him.

He goes to AppleJack's table first. Through the blood-red rain I can see her tears streaming over her already slightly red stained cheeks..

"Time for a pony ride." Discord says in that same demonic voice, and I was forced to witness Discord's violent rape of the orange pony.

This lasts for maybe two minutes, then Discord stops, looming over her with a pleased grin.

"Aw you don't like this AppleJack?" Discord asks.

Apple just sobs, shaking her head manically as she tries to rid herself of her bonds but not even her strong bucking hind legs can get her out.

"That's too bad..." He tells her, using his magic to make a chainsaw appear in his hands.

What happened next was like something out of the Sweet Apple Massecre fanfiction, except this one starred AJ and focused on all the grotesgue details as he jammed the weapon through her stomach and wrenced it upwards until her brains and internal organs leaked bloody and steaming onto the stone ground.

He moves on to Pinky Pie, who is squealing behind her gag like in the episode where Trixie deleted her mouth. He removes the gag gently, smiling. "Pinkie..." He coos. "You were always my favorite of the six of you, I'll make sure I'm quick with you." He proceeds with the same crude rape he performed on AppleJack, seeming to take great pleasure in her mortified little girl screams, then he materializes a shotgun out of nowhere and pushes it into her mutilated anus. "Goodbye Pinkie Pie, element of laughter." And he fires. Her body bursting and all I can do is observe in horror as bloody pink bits of flesh stick to the so called "camera" that films the whole thing as well as adjacent ponies and dragon who scream and cry for their lives as Discord turns his attentions to Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow has her teeth bared as Discord approaches. "I'm not afraid of you, if you hadn't have drugged us I'd have kicked your sorry ass into oblivion." She spits in his eyes. In my mind I cheer for her just a little, but when Discord wiped the saliva from his eyes they are red and glowing with fury. "You are going to pay dearly for that." He says, strangely calm and his voice almost sounded normal. But he puts down his weapons and cups her face in his hands, placing his thumbs on the inner corners of her bright red eyes. "Let's see how red I can make these, hmm?" He slowly, torturously shoves his thumbs into the sockets of her eyes, biting his lower lip to contain his cry of glee as her blood flows over his bare hands. She doesn't cry or scream, she just groans and hisses through her teeth, she is still trying to stay strong for her friends.

Discord leans back from her as she gasps for air, her eyelids flutter as her sightless mutilated eyes move beneath them. "You're giving to much hope to your comrades, but I can change that..." He pulls a stick of dynamite from behind his back and waves it at her, even though she can't see it. Then he punctures her torso with it, and with a snap of his fingers it ignites, no more Rainbow Dash...

Rarity gets hacked up into multiple bits with a machete Friday the 13th style, her death was almost as quiet as Rainbow's and he turned to Fluttershy, looking at her almost affectionately. "You were so kind to me...you thought I could be saved...reformed so to speak." She looks at him almost hopefully but then his laugh expells any affection or mercy she thought he may have given her. "Well my dearest you were DEAD WRONG..." He snaps his fingers and she was laying on her stomach now, still strapped down. She wriggled around, whimpering in her typical shy manner but a little louder. He drew the gun he dropped towards him in a somewhat crude reference to Star Wars and their "force", and he turned it into a knife which he stabbed into the lower part of her spine. Her screams of pain drove all of her animal friends away, and they only grew louder as Discord drug the knife up through her back until he had easy access to her spine, which he violently pulled out of her body, it was like something out of a Mortal Kombat game.

"My my, Fluttershy, I'll bet if you knew you had such a strong little voice you would have cheered better for Rainbow Dash in "Sonic Rainboom."" He teased, making me automatically hate the reference he made to one of the more entertaining past episodes of the show.

The poor, spineless Fluttershy hyperventilates for a minute, then dies, staring wide eyed at Spike the dragon, who becomes the next victim.

"Twilight!" He screams in his typical voice, it cracks as he is lifted to Discord's mouth by a magic he cannot fight, though torturously slow it may be moving. "Twilight help me please!" And he starts bawling.

"You'll be okay Spike..." Twilight reassures in a barely audible whisper, reaching out as if she could pet him soothingly from that distance. "Just close your eyes and it'll be over quickly, I promise."

Spike sniffle as he nears the tyrant's fanged lips, trying to stay strong and go quiet just as Rainbow Dash and Rarity had. "I'll see you soon I guess..." He chokes, seeming to be making a reference to a belief in Heaven. He shuts his eyes, more tears squeezing out and running down his cheeks, and Discord chomps his mouth down on his neck, gnawing it off and swallowing the poor dragon's head whole.

"Mmmm," He says cheerily, rubbing his gut.

Now only the purple pony herself was left.

"Now what am I going to do to you Twilight Sparkle?" Discord asks in a mocking tone.

The little pony is sobbing silently under her breath, her entire body is wracked with convulsions of her crying.

Discord then look back at the screen. "Y'know," He starts, talking to me. "I'm pretty sure you're already traumatized out of your pretty little head. I'll cut you a break..."

Discord snaps his figures and the screen goes black, but my ability to move is still impared and I'm forced to listen to the final pony screaming in unimaginable pain, followed by inhuman noises I couldn't even recognize even though it was still her voice.

Five minutes of this pass, finally Twilight is silent, I hear the snapping of Discord fingers and the picture returns to the screen.

"You want to know what I did?" He asks in a childish tone, leaning to the "camera" with a hand to the side of his mouth like he has a big, naughty secret to tell me.

I wanted to shake my head no but I couldn't, so I prayed that he didn't instead.

"To bad," He says loudly and I sigh with relief. "I won't give give you the satisfaction of knowing how she died. Instead...I shall let it haunt you! And all of the fools who are so intent on watching! Your imagination will run wild trying to figure out the precious pony's demise, and a little chaotic piece of me will be with you all. Forever. Goodbye my little admirers!" The screen flashes with static and goes black, then the credits roll and I am able to move my body again.

Quickly I turned off the TV and eject the tape, snapping it in half and ripping the film until it is obviously no longer able to be used, and I throw it into my trash can.

Discord was right. My mind buzzed with how the final pony died. I went to the kitchen and drank some of my parent's booze, maybe getting wasted would make me forget all this, and man did I want to forget.

I drank that bitter fluid until my mind went blank and I fell to the floor with a thud.

. . .

I awoke in my bed with a terrible headache and a little drool running down my cheek, it was a bright, beautiful morning as judged by the scalding light that passed through my blinds. I sat up immediately, the whole situation I was in seemed too good to be true. Hadn't I passed out on the floor of the kitchen last night?

"It was all a dream?" I thought looking around, my room everything looked normal at first glance. I sighed with relief, getting out of bed and going to get a cereal bar to calm my hungry stomach. I took it back to my room and tossed the wrapper into my trash while being in mid bite, and it was then I noticed something was already there. This was odd since garbage day was today, and I hadn't thrown anything in it the night before...except for that tape but that was a dream...wasn't it?

Curiously, I picked it up, it was a sheet of paper, my special paper that I drew my art commissions on. Upon it was a picture of Discord etched in what I guessed was blood...he is holding up Twilight's head, her face frozen in a horrible expression of obvious suffering. Below the picture are the words: "You'll never know."

I crumple the paper up and I am about to throw it back into the trash but I see something black, I pull it out and inspect it, horror seizes me as I realize that it's the tape I destroyed in my dream...but it wasn't a dream. In the back of my head I hear Twilight's inhuman wails of agony paired with Discord's demonic laughter. I drop the paper to the floor, my breakfast is being crushed in my fist and falling to the floor as a strawberry/oaty mush, my hands are shaking in terror. I felt my eyes start to water as the noises only grow louder and the laughter of the Draconnequus I used to love so much rang in the background.

And then the taunting started, first a small whisper, soon growing to a roar.

You'll never know, you'll never know, you'll never know, you'll never know...

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