rainbow dash: hey bros, what up? you want to know if you're really a Pegasus, one of the first things-

fluttershy: rainbow dash, (holding garbage) I got this shit from the neighbor's house

rainbow dash: buck it, bro.

fluttershy: let's go make some money!

rainbow dash: yeah bro, (taking out a plastic bag) let's go. (gives rainbow dash the bag with garbage in it) here, let me go get my bike.

fluttershy: okay

rainbow dash: you know you're a Pegasus if you have a lemon tree in your backyard

fluttershy: (grabs lemons from lemon tree) what?

fluttershy: you know you're a Pegasus if you steal from your neighbors lemon tree either though you already have one

rainbow dash: (steals from thunderlane's lemon tree) shut the buck up, essay. they can hear you. get your sweeter

fluttershy: you know you're a Pegasus if you have these funky looking animal blankets

fluttershy: wrapped in funky animal blankets

rainbow dash: you know you're a Pegasus if you add water to your dish washing soap.

rainbow dash: (adds water to dish washing soap) now we got more.

rainbow dash: you know you're a Pegasus if you're afraid of the sound of el cinto (the belt)

rainbow dash: (pushes belt into the middle repeatedly)

fluttershy: (scared look)

fluttershy: you know you're Pegasus if, um, you're mom collects stuff from, um, princess house.

posey: (speaks in cloudsdalian)

fluttershy: sorry mom

posey: Voy a recuperar mi cinturón. 1

fluttershy: NO! (runs away)

rainbow dash: you know your a Pegasus if you parents call you into the bathroom either though they're taking a shit to have a serious talk.

firefly: la hija que tengo que hablar con usted... 2

rainbow dash: not right now mom, I gotta go!

firefly:no antes, ahora mismo. entrar aquí! 3

rainbow dash: mom, I-

firefly: Sé que huele a mierda, pero no me importa. He olido su mierda por años...¡Ven aquí ahora mismo! 4

rainbow dash: (goes into bathroom while plugging her nose.)

firefly: Ah - ha ... asegurarse de juego con la vagina de una yegua. 5

fluttershy: you know you're a Pegasus if you bought your house ten years ago and it's still under construction.

fluttershy: (shows cottage still under construction) yeah, I know. it's a bucking scam, but that's the way I like it, so shut the buck-

rainbow dash: you know you're a Pegasus when you use napkins after you run out of toilet paper.

rainbow dash: (uses napkin to wipe her but)

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review you're favorite part and tell me if you want more. I'll put up a poll for which one I should do

you know you're a pegsus if (part 2)

you know you're a unicorn if

you know you're a earth pony if

also watch you know you're Mexican if (inspiration for this.) and imagine the way I made, love for someone to make this into an animated short or a comic. also the language is Spanish just go on google translate to find out what they mean. see you soon.