Chapter 16:Discord In The House Of Dylan

Celestia, Luna and now their good Draconequus friend Discord were all still on the living room couch watching a marathon of Bar Rescue. Discord had even made a pile of pillows appear under the three of them as he laid around almost motionless, enjoying this strange program on the strange machine.

"Oh my goodness, this place and all of its wonders are simply magnificent,"Discord confessed as he made a bag of popcorn appear in his lion paw hand to eat while he watched the television."Oh and look at this character, he knows that chicken is no good and yet he wants to keep it."

"Yes... Some owners just never learn,"Luna added.

"I see you are enjoying yourself Discord,"Celestia said as she also took some popcorn from Discords bag.

"Oh absolutely, and I just can't wait to meet this Dylan of yours, I just hope he's nicer than that old human was,"Discord said as he looked around and noticed that it was four thirty."My goodness, how long were we watching this... TV?"

"Oh my goodness indeed... This must be a record because it seems that we have watched TV for several hours now,"Luna said in shock before suddenly getting excited."Oh my gosh! Dylan's going to be home soon! I can feel it!"

"Easy now Luna, you're going to scare Discord,"Celestia said with a small chuckle as her and Luna saw Discord covering up in fear of Luna.

"I was not scared,"Discord said as he then crossed his arms and denied his fear."So... What is this Dylan like, how old is he? What's he look like? Is he a nice guy?"

"Oh there's a picture of him on that large cabinet over there, but don't touch anything on it, it is all very special to him,"Luna said as she pointed to the cabinet full of family pictures and the urn.

Discord then slowly floated off the couch and flew over to the cabinet, he then began looking at all the family photo's. He trailed his sight's all over all six people, but he could not for the love of god figure out who was who.

"Um... Which one is Dylan?"Discord questioned as he picked up a picture of Dylan and his mother.

"Discord! I told you not to touch anything!"Luna snapped, making Discord quiver with hurt and fear as he slowly put the picture down.

"Luna...! Calm down, he doesn't understand how...important these things are to Dylan,"Celestia scolded."And Discord, Dylan is the large gentlemen right next to the woman in that picture.

"I see... My he is a big strong looking fellow isn't he, and I'm terribly sorry, I did not know that Dylan was the sensitive type, what is this whole set up to him? It looks almost like a shrine,"Discord questioned as he then looked at the urn.

"It is a shrine Discord, this is what helps Dylan remember his family,"Celestia said as she noticed Discord looking at the urn."And just so you know, that urn contains the remains of his family, that's why it would be better if you didn't touch it."

"Oh dear... I had... No idea,"Discord said solemnly as he backed away from the cabinet slowly.

"It's not your fault, just don't bring it up to him, he has been in a better mood lately and we don't want to ruin it for him,"Celestia said as they suddenly heard the sound they were waiting for.

They all heard the rumbling roar of Dylan's truck and the crackle of the gravel as the big truck traveled up the drive way. The princesses could feel their lovers presence, his loving and happy thoughts as the truck pulled into the drive way.

"He's home! Oh my gosh we forgot about the windows they're still broken."Luna said frantically as the y all looked through the window to see Dylan just getting out of the truck."Oh what are we going to do about the windows."

"Oh pish posh my dears, this will be a snap,"Discord said with confidence as he then snapped his eagle clawed fingers and suddenly fixed the windows instantly, making it look as it did before the Benson's arrived."There we are, good as new."

"Thank you Discord, That's one less problem to worry about,"Celestia said as she then joined an excited Luna by the door.

They waited with anticipation and excitement as they felt Dylan approaching the door, they began feeling his stress from work today and began to make plans in hopes of easing his stress. Finally they saw him through the door as he opened the door and upon opening the door, Luna had jumped into his arms.

"Oh welcome home Dylan! And how was work Today?!"Luna asked excitedly as she showered him with kisses while Dylan just chuckled.

"Come on now Luna, make some room,"Celestia said as she squeezed in with them and shared a long and passionate kiss with Dylan.

"Work was alright, a few bumps in the road, needed to fire one of my cooks cause I caught him stealing money from the register,"Dylan said as he held up Luna and shared a real kiss with her this time.

He then gently put her down and kicked off his shoes while undoing his black apron and removing it. He then decided to try out his magic skills again by slowly levitating the apron and shoes in his white magical aura all the way to the bedroom, he smiled and laughed nervously as he barely manage to levitate them through the hallway and place them just inside his room. He then released his grip and laughed nervously as he tried to change the subject.

"So how was your day today ladies?"Dylan asked.

"Oh it was alright, not a lot happened, we just sat around waiting for you,"Luna said nervously while Dylan rose an eyebrow.

"Oh really? Nothing happened? Nothing that had to do with a visit, or a douche bag throwing rocks through my window?"Dylan questioned, making the mares become shocked by his spot on prediction.

"What do you mean Dylan?"Celestia asked, trying to play dumb.

"Seriously? You think I couldn't hear your thoughts when that tool Michael Benson was here trying to wreck the house?"Dylan questioned, making the mares sweat nervously."Can we just stay honest with each other from now on, cause I doubt we will ever be able to lie to each other."

"You are right, we just didn't want you to worry, both parents arrived shortly after you left and were saying such awful things about you, I just wanted to go out there and throttle them,"Luna said with disgust for the Benson's.

"They also made a few threats in the process, but they appeared to be nothing more than empty words,"Celestia said in a more dignified tone."Thankfully Jack sent them on their way before things got too out of hoof."

"Well thank god for that, so how did the two of you managed to fix everything?"Dylan asked as he looked around thinking he was going to come home to a trashed house.

"Oh... We had a little friend take care of that issue,"Celestia said with a sly smile.

"Really? Who?"Dylan asked.

Suddenly another bright flash of white magic appeared right in front of him, making him cover his eyes from the blinding light. Finally as the light subsided he slowly uncovered his eyes and got the scare of his life as he saw Discord only an inch from his face.

"HELLO! MR DYLAN!"Discord announced loudly with a big smile, a business suit and non existing crowd cheering from nowhere.

But before Discord could say anything else, he was then struck across the jaw by Dylan and sent flying across the room, he slid over the table knocking it's contents to the ground before he finally slammed hard against the wall making the whole house shake. Dylan on the other hand reached under the kitchen table and pulled out his gun and pointed it at Discord, thinking fast, Celestia and Luna then threw themselves between Dylan and Discord, knowing that Dylan was just spooked by the big surprised.

"How in the world did he find the gun?"Luna questioned in a whisper to Celestia as they stood tall against Dylan.

"He must have read our minds, it is pointless to hide anything from each other knowing that we can all look into each others mind,"Celestia whispered back as she then directed herself at the tense Dylan."Easy now Dylan, this is a friend of ours, he is not here to do any harm."

Luna on the other hoof looked at the mess that was made when Discord slid across the table and levitated all it's contents back on the table and positioned them just the way they were before the incident.

"Then what the hell is he and how the hell did he get into my house?!"Dylan demanded as he watched Discord slowly get up and rub his cheek in even greater pain than he felt before by the fist of Jack.

"I am... Terribly...ow... Sorry for my intrusion into your lovely home I must say, but I have come from Equestria as I am sure you know of by now to find the princesses,"Discord said nervously to calm the defensive human while his jaw throbbed in astonishing pain."And as for your... Other questions, my name is Discord...and I am a Draconequus, and I am just an old friend of the princesses who was just dieing to meet their human lover, It's a pleasure to meet you Dylan."

Dylan looked deep into Discords eyes and could see sincerity in the draconequus's words, he then sighed and lowered the gun and placed it on the table. Dylan then slowly raised his arm to Discord in a hand shake motion.

"My name is Dylan Stone... It's nice to meet you, and... Sorry about punching you,"Dylan said humbly and in a much calmer tone.

"Oh! It's wonderful to meet you too my newest friend, Celestia and Luna speak highly of you, and I can see why,"Discord said happily as he shook Dylan's hand with his lion paw."And don't worry about that little misunderstanding, the same thing happened when I gave your neighbor a good scare."

"I would imagine, Jack can be a timid old man, pretty tough for his age too,"Dylan said with a chuckle before turning to the sisters."Are you two alright? the Benson's didn't hurt you did they?"

"It's alright Dylan, they didn't hurt us, you don't need to worry yourself,"Celestia reassured as they walked to his side and brushed against him.

"And thanks to yours truly, you don't need to worry about those windows anymore,"Discord added as he presented the new windows to Dylan.

"I see... Thank you,"Dylan said as he walked over to the kitchen."Are any of you hungry?"

"Oh yes, getting here has really wiped me out and... My appetite has never been wetter,"Discord griped as he stomach became wet and began dripping water.

"Okay... How about some sandwiches?"Dylan asked while feeling a little creeped out about Discord now.

"Oh... that does sound delightful Dylan,"Luna happily said as Dylan pulled out the bread from the cabinet while levitating tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, mayonnaise and ham from the fridge.

He then decided to try his luck with magic and levitated the remote to his sound system to his hand and turned it on. The music then started up as Dylan began experimenting with his magic as he made all the ingredients float in the air and began putting sandwiches together like a puzzle.

(Rascal Flatt's, Come Wake Me Up)

Celestia, Luna and Discord on the other hand had become moved by the music, while the ladies walked over and began brushing up against Dylan for attention. Discord lazily lowered himself back onto the couch and let out a breath of relaxation at the hospitality Dylan had offered him.

"Oh...this music, this house, the food, all of this is just fantastic Mr Stone, just simply marvelous and kind of you to offer such hospitality,"Discord said as he made a glass of chocolate milk appear and sipped it.

"Thank you... You want ham on your sandwich?"Dylan asked as he levitated four slices of bread down and magically spread a layer of mayonnaise over all four of them.

"Oh goodness no, I know I don't look it, but I'm actually a vegan just like all the others in Equestria, but I do like the looks of that lettuce,"Discord assured as he eyed up Dylan's magic."My... Your bonds with the princesses have already been completed, I bet you have their cutie marks some where on your body don't you?"

"I do..."Dylan said as he brushed his hands through the mares manes and scratched at their ears as placed cheese, lettuce and tomato together on three sandwiches.

"They are on his shoulders Discord,"Celestia said as she slowly lifted up Dylan's sleeve to show the sun and crescent moon cutie marks on his shoulders.

"Oh my... Simply fascinating,"Discord complimented.

It was at that time that Dylan finished the three sandwiches for Celestia, Luna and Discord, he levitated one into Discords eagle claw while Celestia and Luna just levitated their own onto plates they pulled from a then focused on his own sandwich as he just finished placing three slices of ham on his sandwich before topping it with another mayonnaise spreaded slice of bread. He then placed his own completed sandwich on a plate that his mare friends laid out for him, he then took up the plate and walked over with the princesses right behind him as he sat on the couch while the mares laid with him.

Dylan then took up one remote and turned off the music as he levitated the TV remote up and turned on the television, he then changed it to a show known as ridiculousness on MTV.

"Oh boy, more entertainment to go with a sandwich and cups of chocolate milk to go with it,"Discord said.

"Cups of chocolate milk? What cups of chocolate milk?"Dylan questioned before suddenly seeing three more cups of chocolate milk on the coffee table.

"Your welcome my new friend,"Discord said as he sipped his own chocolate milk.

Dylan just smiled as he took a bite of his sandwich and placed it on the coffee table, he then took up a glass of chocolate milk while Celestia and Luna levitated theirs to their lips. All three of them sipped their chocolate milk, taking in its sweet chocolatey taste as they smacked their lips in satisfaction.

"Wow... That's delicious, thank you,"Dylan said as him and his mare friends sat their cups back on the table.

"Like I said, you're welcome my new friend,"Discord said with an honest smile.

They all then kicked back and relaxed as they watched Television and enjoyed the new friendship Dylan had now made with Discord.

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Meanwhile in the small town, the blue Camaro of Michael Benson was cruising through the lit up town, in the car was none other Michael himself as he drove around with a dark scowl on his face. He took quick glimpse around the town and spat as he felt disgusted with all the honest work going around, but Michael had something else on his mind other than work. The voices of Celestia and Luna echoed in his head as he remembered the words they had said about his son, he slammed his hands on the car steering wheel as he felt the echoing word start to give him a headache.

"What happened to your son was of his own making."Echoed Luna's voice.

"Do not blame Dylan for your son's actions, your son sealed his own fate,"Echoed Celestia's voice.

Michael then gritted his teeth and banged his fists against the steering wheel as he suddenly pulled into a small doughnut shop and sneered at the voices of the sisters.

"Fuck you both, he was my boy... And Stone took him from me, now its time for payback,"Michael said in a very low growl as he exited the car.

Michael then walked casually into the shop and looked around at the lit up building and only saw two people here, a worker that was only about eighteen working the cash register, and a slightly older cop that appeared to be in his mid twenties, sipping coffee. Michael smirked as he began walking over to the cop, but not before being stopped by the one worker.

"Good evening sir, how can help you this fine evening?"The young worker asked.

"You can start by moving out of my way, go back to your job or something!"Michael snapped as he push the worker aside and joined the cop at the table."Good evening officer Fredrick, how was your day been?"

"Its been a lot better since Mackey got fired for... working with a murderer, good thing too, that douche has been breathing down my neck for too long"the cop said as he sipped a cup of coffee and removed his hat to let down his short blond hair."You wouldn't have had something to do with that would you?"

"Maybe... You'd be surprise what money can do, I even made sure that all his evidence of his latest law enforcements were... Disposed of,"Michael said with a smirk.

"Is that right? So what is it you want from me now?"The officer asked as he finished his coffee.

"Do you know of Dylan Stone by any chance?"Michael questioned as he reached for a few things in his business suit.

"Yeah, didn't he kill your kid or something? Man... What a mess that was,"The cop said in a slight solemn voice."Why do you ask?"

Michael at that time had pulled a whole file of things out of his suit and placed it on the table as he gave off a wicked grin, the cop looked down at the file and then chuckled and realized exactly what this was.

"So this is what you want huh? You have everything we need to do this?"The cop questioned.

"Yep, perfect fake warrant and everything,and there's a special present for you in there, ten thousand dollars,"Michael said with a proud grin.

"You sure you wanna do this to the poor bastard?"The officer questioned.

"Yes, that son of a bitch killed my son and you know it, so... Do we have a deal?"Michael asked as he held out his hand to the cop.

The officer thought for a moment and finally stretched out a wide grin as he then shook Michael's hand.

"You got a deal Mr Benson,"Officer Fredric said as he shared a chuckle with a very wicked, smiling Michael Benson.

"Excellent..."He said.

ALRIGHT, YOU ALL THINK ITS CLOSE TO BEING OVER, BUT ONE LAST ADVENTURE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER... STAY TUNE.