Dear Fanfiction,

*giggles*

Why would you ship us?

We're Just friends...

But Dashie does have a nice butt...

-Pinkie

(A/N yes, I'm starting stuff off with a ship. Enjoy!)

Dear Fanfiction,

Why.

JUST WHY DO YOU SHIP ME WITH PINKIE.

SHE'S JUST MY AWESOME BEST FRIEND, THAT'S IT.

But there are a lot of EPIC Fanfics about me, so thank you for that.

-Awesomeness (AKA. Rainbow Dash)

(A/N sorry for the OOC, I just don't know what went wrong!

Why can't I upload stuff this fast? T_T)