as i was untied i thought "why the hell am i bringing her. that dragon'll rip her to shreds if she follows me all the way up to the mountain...whatever, her choice"

"so... why are you bringing all this gear?" daring do asked

"uh...i'm expecting a big fight at the end of this exploration, and i thought i should be prepared." i said

"looks like a bit to much preperation" she said as i fitted my armour

"well, i thinks its gonna be necesary" i said, and started to walk in the direction of the mountains.

"why dont you just fly there?" daring asked

"you try lugging around 100 pounds of armur around while flying! easier said than done"

"you have a point" she said keeping up with ease

i put my headphones on and presed play on my phone.

"wha-se?" she said, i couldnt mae out most of it due to the music.

i took the ear closest to daring off and said "what?"

"what are those?" she asked

"headphones. they plug into y phone and i can listen to music without bothering anyone else with my music" i said

"interesting. i dont care if you listen to music though." she said

so i then unplugged my headphones from hy phone and rested them on my neck

"where goin up tonight! to kick out every light..." my phone played as we walked

"what kind of music is this?" daring asked

"rock n roll. if you dont like it i change the song." i said

"no, its noth that i dont like it, we just dont have any music like this in equestria."

"i see, theres tons of it where i come from" i said

"and where is that?"

*facehoof* dammit sean! if you tell her she'll think you're crazy!

"nowhere important, nevermind..." i said, trying to avoid the subject

we walked for another maybe 7, 8 hours? just talking about stuff. apparently daring was like the indianna jhones of equestria and she writed books about her adventures...wait, wasn't rainbow reading one of those? i put the thought aside. we listened to a lot of music that daring liked, and i let one song play for about 2 seconds to long before skipping it, and daring burst into laughter (i just had sex-lonely island, im talking about you!).

anyway, it was getting to be sundown so we settled for the night and made a respective spot for a fire and i unsuited my armour and rested it near a tree.

daring came back from getting wood and i started a fire, again with the hotplate and my hoof.

i took out some of the leftover lasagna and cooked daring and I dinner.

"so i frogot to ask, who are you saving again?" daring asked

"my wife, rainbow dash." i said,

daring, very surprised spiit what she had of lasagna in her mouth in the fire. "wait, rainbow dash?!" she asked, still surprised

"yeah, are you deaf?" i said

"no, she just a friend of mine. she helped me in my most recent adventure...wait, she's MARRIED?" daring said, still in disbeleif

"yup, and im the lucky stallion." i said

"why didnt i know about this" she said

"well, seeing as you're exploring what seems like your whole life, im pretty sure you dont get any mail." i said

"true, true. so...when did you get married?" she asked, a little calmer

"almost 6 years ago. we have a little girl and everything." i said

"wow. i really need to take a week off once in a while. maybe i might actually know whats going on in the world." she said. "so, howd you two meet?" she asked, getting curious

"i was looking for flying lessons..." i said a little embarrassed

she burst out laughing "oh my celestia thats funny. you were an adult pegasus, looking for flying lessons? didnt you know how to fly before?"

dammit she has me. i dont think she'll believe me saying id never flown before so i might aswell tell her why im even in equestria.

"yes... and no. you see I, am from a completely different world than equestria. wait, not world dimension...nevermind. i was sabataged into a dimensional window that sent me here, to equestria. i used to be a human, these tall, skinne people who walk on to legs and grab things with arms and hands. wierd right? anyway. i woke up in the everfree forest and flew out, low though, because i had never flown before. i then found ponyville, and I asked somepony where i could get a map and they directed me to the library. there i met twilight sparkel, whoalso got this story out of me, and then she noticed i didnt have my cutie mark yet. i didnt know what is was so i asked her, and she explained what it was. she then asked me what i wanted to do while i was here in equestria and i told her that even though i had very little experience, i liked flying, so she directed me towards rainbow dash. then after i showed her what i could do with my wings, i pulled off some stunts even i didnt know i could do, we went back to twiligts to find a place to stay. then dash offered me the guest room at her house and it all went from there" i said, (trying to sum up the first chapter of my story)

"interesting. it seems you two have been together what almost 6 years? tell me more" she said, even more curious.

so i told her about things like the wonderbolts tryouts, her nnot making it, the big party, spitfire showing up and giving her the spot. i told her about the day we got engaged, and then i told her about the wedding. i skipped the part where we had sex because too much information! then i told her about brodie showing up out of nowhere, dimenison travel, and my dying body. then i told her about going back, and seeing rainbow again and telling her that equestria was my real home now. i spent 12 years in the human world, but equestria was my real home. then i told her about skyla, and then how dash went missing, and the preparation i took for my armour and sword.(pretty much everything past ch1 of WTHAI)

"woah." she said as i finally finished.

it was dark, and the sky was clear and i could see the stars.

"woah is right. its been a ride, but i'd rather be here with the love of my life than in college at 18" i said

"yup... wait, when you were transported here you were only 12?" she said

"yup."

"well. thanks for the story, i think its about time to go to bed. and in the morning i might consider not having you tied to a tree..." she said and then chuckled

"great..." i said sarcasticly

"anyway. gnight" she said and layed down near the fire.

"night" i replied and did the same on the other side of the fire.