My Little Pony:F.I.M Unexpected love life of Dusk shine No need for Meme's

Presented by:Holy-Angel-Mithos(Brony Mithos/Mithos of the blue sky and Sea)

Based on characters and stories created by: Hasbro, Lauren Faust, Solratic, xXAngeLuciferXx and Memeasaurus(though all ties with his series are now severed).

Warning:There are Perverse Akamatsu/ Takehashi/ Kajishima/ Okuda calibur harem antics and this Fanfic is but a re-imaginening of the Unexpected love life of dusk shine originally written by Memeasaurus and published in manga format by xXAngeluciferXx.

Paper Mache belongs to Vavacung, Spell Nexus/Stonewall/Nightwind/Grey-Gale, Bastion Yoresets belong to Penstroke, Prince Artemis belongs to Trotsworth(Kinda), Do you want to See the Moonrise by: Quilled Inc (Silverquil-Brony).

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Lesson 2: It isn't always Darkest before Dawn?(Part 3: Laughing at Generous Words)

"Oh No. My eyes need a rest from all this icky muck." Swooned Rarity as Dramatic a tone as ever.

As the Everfree Forest grew thicker, the branches shaded them from what little light the moon offered.

"Well, I didn't mean that literally." Huffed Rarity as the sixtet trotted now unable to see.

"Careful Girls That ancient ruin could be right in front of our faces and we wouldn't even know it." As Dusk said this he felt something odd his back shivering it felt like something was stroking his spine, then poked his Flank.

"I didn't see you there, my apologies darling."Giggled Rarity having used this chance to try and feel Dusk up.

"Well if your sorry then get your horn off my flank and your hooves away from my crotch!"Shouted Dusk his horn lighting up to give a bit of light afraid to be in the dark with Rarity any longer.

"Well aren't we just being a bit paranoid besides if we're so close should we not extinguish our lights so as to not give ourselves away?" Rarity gave a perverse and sly grin wanting to be back in the dark, this played upto her skills in more ways then one. A loud messy sucking sound echoed out as Rarity screamed loudly. "Ewwwww, gross, gross, gross I may like the dark but I don't like this I just stepped in something!"Screamed the high society mare, obviously not accustomed to being out in dank and muddy forests.

"Its jus a lil'mud Rarity taint nothing ta be all a scared uh." Chuckled AJ playfully teasing her dear old pal, she turned her attention back to the front however and was stricken with fear. "TREE DEMONS!" "Technically they are called Ents Applejack and secondly...we should RUN!"Howled out Dusk losing his poorly conceived cool as a dozen or so monsterously faced tree's with claw like branch's seemed to glow out in the darkness.

The group scattered, the tree's seeming to eerily howl and eye holes glowing demonically, to that though Pinkie just giggled hopping over to the closest one, the silly filly making funny faces and noise in the faces of the peril. Dusk stopped looking over at the madmare, "Pinkie what are you doing these are Ent's either they are trying to spook us or their asleep if you wake an Ent it can go berserk!" Lectured the stallion demanding Pinkie to run off with him like the others top find another path. "Oh Dusky you know we don't have time for that...we are on a tight runtime of 44 minutes."She twirled around and began to sing.

"Oh Dusky and you girls, don't you see? Sing with me."She piruetted gracefully. "When I was a little filly and the sun was going down..."

"Tell me she's not?"Dusk Facehoofed at this, he just had a feeling this might not end well.

"The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown..."She appeared behind Dusk her head upsidedown and hanging from the branch of an Ent.

Rarity groaningly sighed shaking her head in a somewhat disappointed fashion." She is darling." Pinkie had awakened the Ents with this the giant tree creatures roaring and encircling Pinkie, who somehow couldn't care less.

"I'd hide under my pillow, From what I thought I saw, But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way To deal with fears at at all!" She twirled out of the way of an Ent that nearly stomped on her the big tree monster slipping in the mud and falling on its back.

"Then what is hay-for-brains?"Dash rolled her eyes then quickly evaded a swat from one of the monster tree's.

"She said, "Pinkie", you gotta stand up tall Learn to face your fears You'll see that they can't hurt you Just laugh to make them disappear." Ha! Ha! Ha!"She laughed right in the face of another Ent which frightened it and made it lose its footing falling ontop of another shattering both into splinter's.

"So, giggle at the ghostly, Guffaw at the grossly, Crack up at the creepy, Whoop it up with the weepy, Chortle at the kooky, Snortle at the spooky, And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh..." "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh!"

The Ents were totally confused and tried grabbing Pinkie only to run into eachother as she danced around laughing at them all. Dusk looked at this in awe of it all. "No way she-she is acting like this is all smoke and mirrors, its throwing them off and making them trip all over eachother thats brillant what a tactic!"
"See, see, see just laugh along with me and the creepy shall see, its nothing but a big bully!"She shouted in sing-song as the other mares took it all a lot less seriously now; laughing and giggling along with Pinkie the Ent's losing all power and becoming just regular tree's, atleast those that didn't shatter from ill-made attempts to get Pinkie who seemed a total step ahead. Dusk too had done some chuckling as they all just strolled over the now dead tree's and Ent remains.
"That was simply amazing Pinkie and the way you danced WOW that was sure something."Blushed Dusk recalling her twirls, hops, cartwheels and moonwalks, he got such good looks at her flanks as she danced shaking it around, the young stallion actually finding her both alluring and cute now, instead of just annoying. "Oh Dusky thats so, so, super duper sweet but. you should see my best dance moves they are just for Private Parties." Pinkie winked playfully and glomped Dusk pulling him over into her chest, much to the chargin of Rarity who just huffed staring Dagger's at Pinkie.

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Juno looked on from the magical telescope atop the ruined castle, she seemed rather concerned the Lunar-Pony walking down the crumbling steps and back to her mistress who sat upon the only non-ruined throne, resting from her dispensing of the shade-pony army she sent out to take Canterlot and the surrounding towns(Including Ponyville). Juno bowed looking up to her dark Mistress of the Night. "My Empress we are being pursued and well the traps you put into place:Craig, Manny, and Treefeared's forces they-they have been penetrated and they are making their way here only three trials remain Empress what should I do?" "Do nothing Juno, do nothing at all...I doubt they shall clear the next challenge the sea serpent is a whole other game, and he has extra insentive to fight at his all, regardless of his magnetic personality."Sneered the wicked mare of Darkness clearly confident in the coming challenge. "Even if they can cross that they still have to deal with the fog of doubt and the Shadowbolts thine dear, dear elite shade forces. Yes we do believe in just a few hours this shall all be mine!"

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"Okay according to this map I got...which is torn, stained and ancient beyond compare its just over the next river and through the remaining woods, to the great canyon surrounded castle we go. That is if I am reading this right my ancient pre-LPE era Equestrian is a little bit rusty gals, but I think I got it."slyly grinned Dusk trying to look cool as he read the afformentioned ancient map.

"LPE whats that stand for Egghead?"Scoffed Dash not being that great of a student in school she clearly didn't even follow his pattern of speech.

"well Dash if you had bothered to pay attention when you were a schoolfilly you'd know the abbreviation for the pony timeline. You see to divide up the years the archievists divided important events as the start of era's, for instance we are currently in 1000 Lone Princess Era, before that was the Era of the Two Sisters, before that it was the Chaotic Time Era, then Princess Trio Era, before that it was the Galaxia Era, then further back it was the Three Tribes Divided Era, the Pony Friends Era and lastly at the very start of the timeline is the Will-I-Am's Era which was when the book of Faust dates back to its entirty which displays several creationary myths."

"though rarely any artifacts and no text itself exists beyond this era it is called the Hasbro-Anno-Re Era or Hasn't Brought Any Results Era we list it as that due to there being no known information from before the time of Will I am AKA the time of the Savior. Though that is just what my cousin explained she is a librarian and we often studied together when we were foals, she is a real smart cookie that Twilight, though not as bright or prepared as me I'm always a step ahead."
Dash's eyes were swirly with her head pounding, yet she shook it off easily enough shouting loudly. "NERD!~"

Dusk turned back to glare at Dash as he walked, only to be stopped by AJ, As if on cue one thing dusk never prepared for was the river where they were to cross. The Bridge that they hoped would be avalible was gone washed away by supernaturally high and ragging rapids beyond anything the asocial bookworm has ever read about in his precious texts. "Yikes this isn't good...we'd need to make atleast two trips to have you to carry us." Dash just facehoofed at that remark now. "Actually four see Fluttershy isn't used to carrying more then a rabbit or two by herself and I'm more about speed then muscles so like four atleast Nerdicorn." Lectured Dash poking him in the muzzle with her hoof, "Look I know I am as awesome as anyone could wanna be, but I ain't no body builder like AJ Egghead."

As Dusk began to just ignore Dash now in favor of thinking of a plan he couldn't consentrate. "Okay whats with the bawling if anypony should be upset its me and sheesh one of you has annoyingly whiney manly crying?"He looked to the mares who were all a tad peezed at his annoyed lecturing, especially since none of them were crying at all. "It taint none a us Dusk, sides only crybaby here is Fluttershy and she's fine see."AJ pointed her hoof at Shy who was now teary eyed at all this cruelty towards her with AJ's words and Dusk looking so irratated it got her mildly upset. AJ saw this and patted her on the back. "No offense its just ya ain't exactly good with high stress stuff...though ya dud good wit da Manticore."She smiled reassuridly to her buddy who had wiped her eyese and nodded smiling now.

"Wait if it isn't any of you then who?"As he said this the other mares all looked very afraid, Dusk gulped looking behind himself and screaming. "Sea Dragon!" The seaserpant loudly roared swinging its tail at Dusk knocking him into the mares his face buried in Dash's flank once again, to which she growled and was all red faced. "Get your face out of my plot sheesh now is not the time to be a perv!"She schreeched bucking Dusk off his eyes all swirly and clearly barly concious. "Yo um Egghead? Egghead hello?"Dash began to poke him now rather surprised he was so out of it.

"Oh dear this isn't good."Rarity stood back up looking around. "Fluttershy can't you do something like with the manticore?"Rarity's jaw just dropped at seeing Flutterhy hiding behind a tree shivering in fear. "Oh my and we can't outmuscle such a brute, and dear Dusk he is barely able to do anything, what-what should I do?" It was clear this could be their biggest challenge yet, Dash was trying to shake Dusk awake.

AJ and Pinkie rushed the dragon AJ tossing a tree at him, the creature easily dodged and shot a stream of water from his mouth shooting AJ at the same tree Flutters was hiding behind. Pinkie gasped then glared at him pulling out a cream pie from her bag and tossing it at the beast who merely opened his mouth and ate it. "Welp that didn't work maybe a party cannon?"She began to rifle through her bags throwing out balloons, rubber chicken, kazoo's, a frying pan, a jester cap, a giant mallet, pieces of cake and birthday plates, a clown afro wig and a whoopee cushion. "Darn no cannon must have left it in my other bag teehee?"She bonked herself on the head. The seaserpant blinked a little bit confused then just swiped up a small tidal wave washing Pinkie into Rarity.

Rarity groaned pushing Pinkie off of her and truly at a loss. "This is not good, not good at all." She looked around then gulped as she walked upto the sea dragon. "Um exacuse me Sir, if I may infer is the reason your so upset due to Dusk's unkind words and my friends shall we shall overzelous attitudes? I mean after all why else would such a lovely dragon with such lovely shimmering purple scales act like a brute when he clearly is not yes? I can just tell what with the scales and that magnificent coiffer"She smiled big batting her eyelash's sweetly.
The sea dragon leaned down close to rarity slicking back his well coffed hair and smirking widely. "Oh really you think they are shiney? Well I do try, infact I recently tried a new polish for them."
"Oh well it shows, it truly does why you shine brighter then the most lovely of sequence, it truly is a bold and beautiful look that exudes such refinement, though the only flaw I see is your uneven Moustache." Rarity was really laying the complements on hard now hoping to pacify the creature herself, hopefully without a fight.

"Um its pronounced Mustache!"Schreeched Pinkie as she hopped up from the ground poking the seadragon now seemingly unafraid. Rarity facehoofed as she pushed Pinkie away from him. "Regardless Your fabulous manicured claws, Such lovely luminescent scales., and elegantly tended to and coiffed hair All ruined without your beautiful mustache being evened."
"Oh its so true all my hard work made hideous, that is the real reason I stand before you I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke just whisked past me and tore half of my beloved mustache clean off, then it spoke to me and said if I want the piece back I would need to stop any ponies from crossing oh how hard a choice it is as I'm really more of a lover then a fighter" Whined the dragon sobbing further now.
"Oh my stars well that is just so cruel forcing one such as you to do such a thing I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected." Scoffed Rarity truly disgusted at Nightmare Moon's actions which clearly hit her at her artistic heart.

"I agree which is why although I do enjoy talking to you little miss I must reclaim my Moustache!"He closed his eyes then opened them again a dark and wicked look within as he roared and shot a water stream at Rarity who jumped back to avoid.
"Now, now we can work something out can't we? I mean there really is no need for further violence is there?" Chuckling nervously Rarity once again looked to her exhausted and recovering friends.
"I'm truly sorry but no if I am to reclaim what is mine I must stop you here!"Shouted Steven Magnet in a much deeper and more soinister voice.
"Very well I'm so sorry its come to this." Rarity closed her eyes for focus as she stood on her hind legs taking an odd stance and her horn starting to glow.

Dusk groaningly awoke pushing Dash off of him and seeing this, seeing Rarity standing there awaiting an attack was filled with concern and fear. "Rarity please you have to run you don't have anything to prove?!"
Rarity contently smiled as Steven shot out a giant shot of water at her, from out of her saddlebag a long fabric shawl shot out blocking the attack then rung itself out. "I am beginning to think you all assume I am harmless yes? Well I am not, I am Rarity Purity Gem Heiress to a long line of explorer's, detectives, and SHINOBI!"
Steven growled darkly as he grabbed several large stones from the bottom of the river hurling them at Rarity, she lept onto one then onto another leaping high above Steven, she took her shawl with her magic using it to tear off a scale, then uses the shawl to slide down and fling herself back to the shore. "As you can see my defensive abilites are much greatly then you could possible pierce with your brutish tactics that you half-heartedly throw dear dragon."She smirked rather self-assuridly as she pulled out another long fabric shawl roll. "I have plenty more cloth where that came from I must say I can use these to create quite the barrier after all defense is my forte as is misdirection turely a fighting style befitting one of such elegance as me."

"Now then time for my final stroke."She took the scale into her mouth and rushed at Steven who was totally in shock at all of this, a loud chinging slash echoing out. Everyones jaws dropped as they cannot believe what they saw...Rarity had cut her tail and using her magic and a quick leap twirled it around and meled it onto Steven's face. "There now we have no need to fight any longer, no need for me to dirty my fabric and no need for you to risk getting a hair out of place."

"Seriously Rare's yur tails all cut short and an stuff?!"AJ was rarther surprised as she had known Rarity for years and never before had she seen her do such a thing. "Oh now Appljack really its no big deal besides I heard they are wearing them short in Canterlot this year, and it will grow back after all."She tried to fakely laugh it off and do a very false smile.

"So would that weirdo's mustache you know."Interrupted Dash not seeing the point in any of this. "I just don't get you sometimes your one weird pony Rarity!" "I kind of agree but still I think it was really nice and well charitable of you and a good way to avoid a fight...hopefully."Dusk was rather nertvous still as he peered over to Steven wondering if he would let them pass.
"Oh my, my, my, My mustache. How wonderful. Ohhohoho it looks simply divine I must thank you I have no reason to guard this river any longer here allow me dears."He snapped his fingers streatching out and making a bridge with his body. Dusk just gave a shriug as he and the others passed. The six little ponies waving farewell to the rather odd Seadragon.

"That whole thing was really, really weird though Rarity I am really impressed."With a sly wink Dusk gave his fangirl a bit of praise causing her to blue making her alabasta face turn red. "Well it was really nothing darling sometimes being a bit generous at the right time can really pay off."

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As they all walked Juno continued to spy upon them from the castle, then looked further down the path they were on, onto a small valley full of ultra deep fog. "Its not over yet still two more to go they won't make it and if I need to...I'll stop them myself!"

To be continued...