My Little Pony: Different Is My Middle Name

Hi! Everybody tells me I'm different but I really don't care, cause different is my middle name!

Silly me, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Derpy Hooves, faithful companion of THE Doctor Whooves!

Doctor: *comes over and sees that Derpy's fainted* Oh, not AGAIN.

Now, where was I? I'm Cloudsdale's mailmare and I've worked there for YEARS, but I still have a junior rank. *sad face* But I don't care, cause different is my middle name!

When I was born, my eyes were derped, hence my name. Therefore, different is my middle name!

I have soft yellow mane and tail, the same colour being my eyes. I am grey, but I don't care cause different is my middle name!

*chuckles* Heh, I can't believe the Doctor's not listening to me. Therefore different is my midd-

"SHUT UP!"

An hour later

"THEREFORE, DIFFERENT IS MY MIDDLE NAME! WHOO WHOO! YEAH YEAH-H-H-H! WHOO WHOO! YEAH YEAH-H-H!" Derpy was singing at the top of her voice, the Doctor tied up beside her. He said to himself, "I regret bringing Derpy in."

The End – My Little Pony: Different Is My Middle Name

by BlackBolt123

I was feeling random when I wrote this so…

DIFFERENT IS MAH MIDDLE NAME! YEEEEEAAAAHHH! WHOO WHOO!