HEY GUYS SO LIK IM SORY 4 SOUNDIN PSED AN ALL IVE HAF A LOT GOIN ON 4 EXAMEPLE LORN HAZ A NEW BF NAMD SANTIAGO FROM PIRTUGUAL AN HE HATS HRE AN OBVY LUVS MEE BUTT HE CANT SHOW HSI FELINGS CUZ LROENS RESTRANING HIM. I LIK HM AN HEE LUVS ME SOOO YAH IM A LITLE UPSTE BU TAT.

ASLO ASS 4 DA LOV ADVIE ILL GET 2 DAT AT DA END OF THE CATPA. :DDD

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da next mornin we told evreypony thr news. they all sad "omg congrats were sosososo happy 4 yo 2!111" an pinky pie thru a paty 2 celebrat ur maraige. there were balons an beeer an stuff it wuz fun an we got soooo drink dat wee dnaced on twilits corpse at like 2 am lol. ;D

and thre next mornin it wuz da wedin. my head it hut a litle but dat wuz fine cuz i was getin maried. i wuz wearin a long whit gown wit daisys and spaerkles all ovr it dat match my crown an i had a big pofy veil and a traon dat wuz lik 50 ft long. i loked vrey prettty in it an ikne colt wuz gona luv it even wen i wuz alredy hot an sexyy antyho. (it wuz a bonis. ;)) da main 6 with da exclosion of twilite wree my braidesmads and thye wer werin rainbo dreses i piked out they wree really sparkly an covred wit daisys lik me. rarety desined them, an aj wuz werin a tux version of da dress cuz he wuz a boy pony, rememba?

the chruch wuz relly big. it haf tons an tona and tons of staned glasss wit flowas on them an they wer rainbo aswel. evreythin wuz so prety an stuf, butt clot an i wee stod out da most.

i wuz wakin down da aile an colt wuz starin at me wit such afection. i couldnt help butt thin abot da nite b4 an hoe rite it felt, him on tpo off me an makin out. i culdnt wiat until then an i wuz redy 2 bee togetha with him forevr.

evreypony eva wuz there, lik pinky pie an derpy an dat otha pony. trixy wuz ther 2 do magik triks 4 da receptoin an even princes celestoa wuz there. they wer al sosososo hapy to see me an colt togetha at last an wree releved 2 find colt with sompony else besids da stupod bich twilite or dat idoit lorne.

i met him i fornt of da olf pope, (an: dats wut hes caled rite?) an he wispered,

"u lok so sexy, butterfly" colt sad. he wuz werin gren pjs, u kno wut he wore wen he maried dat wierdo ciurtney lov. (AN: OMG SO WIRED EW...)

"thanks you too." i repleid blushin.

the pope sad hiss thing an them he sad,

"by da powr inveested in meh by da luv off God an JEssus, i no prononce u man an-"

but rite wen colt an i wree about 2 mak out...

"STOP DA WEDING!11"

a supah hot pony ran into da room, black mane flowin in da breze. it wuz...

"OMG SANTOAGO!111111111"

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OMG ANOTHA CLIFHANGER!1111 WWO!11

AND ASS FOR DA RELATOINSHIPP ADVIE...

DA FORST 1 SAD:

"I have a boyfriend but I kinda like this other boy who is perfect! He is popular, handsome, and has good grades! But my boyfriend is the complete opposite of that! What should I do?"

ok so wut u should do is go wit ur hart. luv ur bf 4 wut he is beacuz respectin on anothas flaws is supr importanat in a relatoinship. nopony iz perfect, so luv ur bf whoo he is on da inside an outside. :)

AND ASS 4 DA OTHA 1...IM SORY BUT I CANT RED URS. PLZ TYPE IN A LANGAGE I CANN UNDRESTAND. THANKZ. :DDD