hi geys so im cobaingurrl1988 an dis is ma 1st tim ritin fanficton. i decid 2 rite a mlp fic beacuz i lik it alot becuz th colors & its funy & ilike it evn tho im 15 yrs old & al my friens teas me becauz i dont watsh tht stuped shit lik dr. whoo & sopernatural & al that othr dum crap pn netflx like thm. (THEY SAU ITS ABOYS SHOW BUT ITS LIK SOOOOO FUKIN NOT!111) so irite dis fic cuz i lik mlp nd i wavjh lots eps (lik 10 of them1 :-O) & i lik dremin abot wut woold hapen if i wuz ther!1 so i writ this & its col beacuz i luv 2 write alot so ya!1 :D (ALSO I RITE THIS IN 1 HR SO IF U CN POINT OUT SOM PLACES I MISPELL THINGS THAT WULD E GRET CUZ I MESS UP WHEN I GO FAST BUT ITS TO KEP UP W/THE CREATIVE FLIW.)

so yeah leve a revew onc ur don but plz NO FLAMEZ OR I WEL REPURT U!111 ):((((

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Hi, my name is Butterfly Rose and Im a 15 yr old girl pony. I have white fur & rainbow hair, which i tie up in a sidrways PONY tail. (geddit its a pony pun! ;D) i live in Canterlut with princess Celestia in her castle cuz im her sis and im also a princses wit her in Equestrea. (an: Luna id nut the princess cuz shes a bitch and i dont like her and she also lives on da moon i think. ^^; ) Because im royal, i have a pretty cutey mark of a pretty rose with a crown on it becuz im of royal decent, and i gut it when i was 3.

One day, celestia told me to go to ponyvile to make freinds. I said, "OK!" and i wuz excied becuz in the castel, i didnt have much of an opp to mak freinds in the castl.e Not many peple were around besids celestia, an she was busy doin princess stuf lik papework an taxes an havin peopl wip off her crown. The only frend i had wuz my pet pheonix Amber, who is sisters with celestia's bird too. (an: guys wuts celestia's bird's name? I forgot. OoO)

"Remember 2 rite me everydat, OK?" she asked, and i sad, "OK!" and so me and amber wer abot to head off. Right before we did, howevr..

"Wait!" celestia proclaimed loudly, and we stopp in our tracks. she sayed, "Befor u go...take dis,"

Her white horn stated to glow and a book floted toards me. It wuz red and old. it had the woed, "PROFECES" on ot.

"Itz a bok of profecies." celestia noded.

"But... I said dramaticaly. Why u want me to have dis?"

"Becuz, rose..." wispered celestia quietly. "It say ur the chosen 1 to protect da wurld from evil, and only u can vanqwish thevil and unlpck the bok's secretsss"

I gaped. The rom was silent. Amber cooed at me. celestia pointed at the dor with her hoof as i rgabbed the bok midair.

"now go," she said sternlu. "make friends, buterfly rose. and unlock ur destiny and save ponyvile!111"

"OK!1" I sed with determinsatinn, as i ran out da dor with amber at my side. i wad on my way to ponyville, ready to make friends...and mayb save the UNIverse (geddit? cuz uni.) in the process...

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So...wut u guys think? Plz revew if u read it & tell mehow much u likd it and wut would mak it bettr!111 :D (AND PS NO FLAMEZ THANKU)

OMG GUYS STUP W/UR NONSEMCE!1 THIA IS NPT A JOKE IM REALY SERIOS ABIUT MY WRITING AN IF U DONT TAK IT SERIOIUSLY THEN THATS UR PROBLEM NIT MINE SO FU!11111 IM SOSOSOSOSOSO PISSED AT ALL OF U 4 NUT TAKIN THIS THING NA SERIOUS MANER!1111

ALSO IM RELLY MAD BECUZ SOME1 REPURTED ME 4 A STORIE & IT GOT DELETED OMG IM SO MAD RIGHT NPW!1111111111

but the storie must go on & i wnat some gud revoiews so lets move on 2 were we left of.

ps. dis chatpa is dedecated 2 my bff loren luv u gurl!111

i wuz walkin with amber doen 2 da hit air balon & we wer floatin don 2 ponyvile. Ass ew were decendign, i gut nervos beacuz i wuz woried tat evertypony (LOL PONY) wud not wnat 2 be my frend nd han out wit me.

Growing ip, i has a hard tim makin freinds becuz when i wad litle, everypiny would tese me & call me names becuz unlik the otha young ponys i had ma cutie mark b4 everpony else & i wuz riyal & pople though i wuz stuk-up butt i wuz not. also in da castle theyr werent manu ponys 2 talk too si it wuz deprezin, so i had 2 kep ma tue self insdie. i wud cry evety nite wisjing 4 a frend butt i didnt hav 1 besdies amber so it wuz sadd. (an: true storie isnt tat sad? D:)

Anyway we arrivd in ponville wen da ballon landed.

"OMG!" i squeled wit glee. "WE MAD IT!1"

i gotz dresed up 4 this ocasion becuz i wuz realy excite & wnated 2 leave a gud 1st impresion. i wuz wearin a par of skiny jean shits wit holes on tha knes & black leging that wnet downto mu ankels. i wuz also wearin red converses wit harts on them & a grey norvvana t shit that has curt cobain's face on it. (AN: OMG HES SO SEXY EEEEEEE) it wuz turn up on the sids 2 show a red bob tube 2 shiw of ma chest. I wnated 2 dres casual 2 show how col i wuz wit the otha lower clas ponys 2 mak dem fel bettr abot themselvs.

da nex thin i knew... (do u lik '..."? it maks susspens & ma teachr tiaght us that 2day.)

"OMG HI!" a pony sqeualed. it wuz...loren! (HEY LOREN DIS IS U)

she wuz wearin a par of pink skiny jeans wit a white tantop dat haz a triferce on eit, & she wuz a blu pony who wore a red viser & had a ling brown maen 2 match her eye. she wuz also wearin hipsta glases.

"HAI LOREN!" i sez bac. "OMG ITZ BEN SO LUNG!111"

we huged. tha last tim i sew her wuz bac at the castel. she wuz ma only freind beside amber. UR AWSOME LOREN I LUV U

"OMG NUCE SHIRT GURL!" she sed.

"THANK U INOW, RITE?" i repled. (dis is god dilog, rite?)

"OMG BUTERFLY," she laffed "I NEED 2 INTRODOCE U 2 MY FREINDS!1"

"OK!11" I follewed her arund Ponyvile, wich wuz brite & colorfull. it haf lits off ponys in da town, & they al seeemed happy to see me. but them...

"NUT SO FAST!1" a poni bomed, standin in frunt of us. the others starred to see it wuz...

WE gaped.

It wuz...

OMG guyz a clif-hanger!1 OoO wuts gonna hapen? red mor 2 find out & dont forget 2 revew the storie thanx see ya nect time!111 :DDD

OMG WTF YOU GUYS WUT EZ UR DEAL?!11111 I CANT BELEVE WUT U GUYS SAID OF COURSE IM TAKIN DIS SERIOUSOSLY & I DONT CARE OF U DONT THINK SO SO FU SOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH!11 IM NUT TEXTIN IM WRITIN OMGWTF GUYS!111111111 I HAT U ALL CUZ U POPLE R SO FUKIN MEAN!1 IM TYPIN DIS ON FF BEACUZ MAYB SOM POPLE CANT AFORD SPELCHEK HAV U EVA THOGHT OF THAT/1 ALSO I TOLD U I DO RIUSH 2 KEP UP WIT MY CREATEVITY & ITZ DA STORIE DAT MATRS SO YAH!

AND EW I DONT EVN LIK JUSTEN BEEBER HES SUCH AN MORON!1 WUTS MU IMORTAL EVEN OMG GUTS UR SO WIERD!11

but thanx 4 ur supprt lorn I luv u gurl an ur on dis chapta 2!1 :D

EVERTYONG ELOS UR TERIBLE PLZ BE NICRE OR I WIL REPURT U!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

ALSO HANA IS DIS BICH IN HIH SCHOL WHO IZ OMFG SUCH A BICH & SHE THRIW AWAYT MA WRITIN KOURNEL DAT HAD ALL MA POETY IN ET SHE DUD IT CUZ SHE JELLY OF MA RITING I HAT U HANNA!11

but lorn u stil cool chek wut i do in dis chapter gurl! :DDDD

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LOren & igasped wenh we sae who it wuz...

it wuz...

"OMG HANNA!1" i whinnyed. (whinning ez wut horse in real lif do)

"OMFG ITZ U GUYS" hANNA hised. she wuz a stuped ponie w/an ugly face tat haz zits on it & frizzy blind hair. she wor a juston beibre tshit & blue jens tat wer a siz 35 butt wer 2 small 4 her & mad her big but look hugerr. (an: OMFG HANNA I HAT U SO MUCH OMG GET OUT IF MU LIF!1111)

"HANNA!1" i rored "IM GONA KIL U U STUPOD BUTCH!111"

i gut en a fightin stanc as i whiped ut da horn on ma head wich begun 2 glow a ranbow lite wit lits if color in ot. i use ma powa of telikenesis & everponie gape as i lift hana up in th ar. she scremed as da ponys laffed.

"OMG LOREN SAID LOREN UR SO COOL"

"THAN U" i sad, cuz i alsi lerned in readin clas dat all tru heros r modest & im a tru heor & dats just wut i do.

ad hamma wuz scremin lik the idoit shee iz...

"WAIT!1" a pomy screamed frim behind hanna. it wuz...RAONBOW DASH!11 "LET MET HANDL THIS!11"

She wuz wearin som riped jeans & a foo fiters t shirt dat wuz faded (an: OMG DAV GROLS COL 2 BUTT NIT ASS COOL ASS KIRT) she aldo had a riped leathr jacket wit sum tatooos in her arms besids her cutey mark & dis is cuz shes a rebel lik in da show.

"HI RD!1" everytponby cals her rd cuz shes lik a gangsta OR BIKR. "US UR SONC RANBOOK & FINNISH HER!11"

"OK1" RD Flew round da cluods 2 gan speed. she gut relly fast as she buke da sond barrier an with a flash she use a sonic ranbom & fler rite into hannas effin hert wich explode al ovr da place!1 i gav da final blew & use ma mund powers 2 mak hre eyeballs explod al ovr da plac 2 & she scremed & died everyhere. (an: thats whu dis storie is ratted T etz relly grafhic... OoO BUT DATS WUT U GET HANA LOL) everpony chered as rd decented.

"nice job, buterfly!" rd eclammed "ur totaly col i shuld intorduce u 2 ma frends!1 oh and hi loren how r u?"

"im god..." she laughed "now that butterflys ez here!1"

everypony chered ad i stod ther un shoc. i wuz honord by their prases...butt i didnt fell i desreeved da attentioon cuz im modest lik a rel hero i was. (an: bein humbel ez supr important 4 a chratcer sio thunk about dat wen ritin ur oc)

"cmon u 2!1" RD SQUEALED "letsa go meet da others in da main 6"

loren and rd and i wnet thru ponyvil az rd flew thru da sky. we wer hapy cuz hana wuz ded & i wuz happy cuz i finaly wuz abut 2 hav some friends.

but litle dod i know dat...ther wuz som1 ot 2 get me who wuz mor evil than hanna...and the profecy wuz 2 com 2 play...

OMG GUYS DA MAIN 6 WOW SO AMAZIN PLZ REVEW BUTT ONLY NICE THINGS K THANK BY :DDD

O MY FING GOD U GUYS GUES WAT?!11121 LORN & I HAS A SLEEPOVA LAST NIGT!11111 IT WUZ LOTS OF FUN WE WACH MLP OMN NETFX & PLAYD SONUC & ZELDA & THRN WEE SEW A NORVANA CONCT ON UTUBE!11 (NIT INREL LIFE CUZ U KNOIW) OH AN WE ALSU RIN IN 2 A FREW FORUMJS & LOREN PITED SOM STUF THER 4 ME. IT WUZ LUTS OF FUN & NO I FEL NSPIRED!121111 (BTW LOK AT MA PROFILO 4 DETALS ABIT DIS LOREEN EDOTS WUT I POST & STUF BUTT I TILD HER NUT 2 EVA TOCH DIS STORIE BECUZ ITZ MINE & I NO WUT SHILD BE DUN EWITH IT)

but no abuit dhis stori MG WTF DOD I JUST SAY?!111111111 DIS IS MY STORIE & I GET 2 DO WTF I WNAT BECCAUZ ITZ MA STORU & OF U DONT LIK THAT THEN FU EVERONE CUZ IM NIT GINA TAKE DIS!11 DA ONLU PERSON WHOO CAM JUGE MRE IZ GOD & HE MAD EVERTRYONE PERFCET SO THER!111 HATTERS GONA HAT! :(

no ointo da storie...

wE WALK SOME MORE WIT RD AS WE TALKED ABOUT THINGS.

"So" RD sed too me. "Where r u from?"

"Cnaterlot." I repled. rd gaped.

"OMFG SO UR ROYAL THEN?!" RD nieghed. (horse niegh too)

"Ya" i answreed bashfuly cuz im a humbel pony. "but itz nit a big del..."

amber fler around thair & dod sime tricks. iT DID TRIKS WHERN IT WUZ HAPPY AND OT DID FLAME CIRCLES IN THE AIR.

So aftre som more walkin & talkin, rd lorn and i we walked into a lagre teer wit a big as s library insdie...butt it wasnt a liberary anymer!

"OMFG!1" I shuted. DIS ID A MALL?/!1111"

"yes ir is!1" a pirlpe pony walk out wit ling, drak hair wit a lit of pink & purople & red & black & lavendre streks en it. she has lits fo eyliner, & wire a riped jaen skrit wit galaxi legings on da bottm. She wuz wearin a colrfull RHCP T SRIT (OMFG THE WER SO GOD AT DA SUPRE BOWL) aht show off her belybuton, wich haf a peircing. it qwuz...TWILITE SPATKLE!1111 "OMG HI RD WHO R THES PEIPLE!1" (she switch hre name 2 twilite cuz it wuzz coler & easyer 2 spoell.)

"TWILITE," RD flew arind sime. "thus is LLOREN & this is BUTTERFLY RISE!111"

"OMFG BUTERFLY ROS111" Twilite squel, "im ur biggest fan i red evrething abit u omg lets go shipping!11111111"

"OK1" and so rd loren twikite an i walked arun twilite's mal som.

The mal wuz hug (biger than the 1 wher i liv wich has a HUUUUUUUUUUGE cheesecake factriy! (an: hai loren we wnet thedre yesretday!111 :D)) it had lotsandlots of stores insdie lik foreva 21 nd hit topic. we git luts of shits, an i gut a shirt at hut topic wit a picture fo curt cobian holdin a gitar. ew alsi wnet 2 pink bery 4 sime yogurt an also starbuck's 4 coffee. becuz twilite own da mal, eerything wuz free!1

the 4 of su wnet to og 2 the heescak factri for luch. ew wer hapy 2 get sum stuf 4 free i wuz wearin the new shirt wich huged my figur purfilly (geddit cuz filly iz a fem horse)

we plac or ordr wit the water, nd acros frum us in the tab across form us...we saw...

"OMG HAI PINKY PIE, APLE JAKE, FLUTRESHY & RARETY!11" sed twilite & rd in UNIson. (i learned dat word in hih schol.)

"HAY GEYS!111" the 3 said hapy 2 see us.

pinky pie wuz werin a ling perl jam t shrit that covred her butt & she wore jean shrots too. her pink poofy hair wuz pit in to cute pig tales. fliuttershy died her air brite bolue & wore a crush 40 t shirt (an: crush 40 deos da music 4 sonic, jic u didnt know dat.) & sum legings. rarety wore a flannel shit wit an stp t shirt undernath (an: LOREN OMG DIS IS UR FAV BAND RITE?!11) & a black skort. and lastlu aPple jake (an: i change his nam cuz shes a boy no 2 cary on ther plot) wuz wearin a bagy sublime t shrit wit baggy jens & a basebal cap. he wuz holdin hofs wit rarity cuz there datin now. (MG SO CUTE AIR?!111111)

"HEY GYUS!111" so the 8 of us sat togetha and has cheescak.

"HEY GUYS FATER DIS," pinkie pie proclamed. "IM THROWIN A PARTY TONITE & EVERPONY IS INVTED 2 CELEBRATE ROSES ARIVAL!11 WERE ASLO HAVIN A SLEEPOVA 2!11"

"YAY!111 everynone cher expect me. i wuz nervus yet hapy and sad becuz i wuz glad i mad sime new freinds yet i mis hom cuz that wuz wher amber and celstia wer. alsu i wuz nervus cuz i wuz humbel and shy an i didnt know i evreypony likd me or not...

but i didnt tell anynone how i flet about it al. i wuz just hapy 2 have freinds hapy 2 seeee me.

we wnet arind da mal som mor, ass i git redy 4 pinkys party...

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OMFG IM SO EXCITED ABUT RITING ABOUT THA SLEPOVA!1111 ITLL BE LIK DA ONE LOREN HAD!111 ;) ITZ GUNNA BE GREAT DONT MISS IT 4 ANYTHIN K?/ :DDDDD

K SO GUYS LETS CONTINEU N WITH DA STORY BEACUZ DIS CHAPTA OS MU FAV & YOULL SEE Y OMFG SOOOOOOOOO EXCIED!111 ALSO THANX 4 DA REVEIWS 20 WOW DATS ALOT BUT PLZ KNOW THAT OMG IM NOT A TROL!1111 I TAK THIS STORU SERIOSOUSLY 7 SO SHILD U & IF U DONT THAN WHATEVA!111

SO YAH THER LETS GET 2 DA STORY HWICH I TAK SERIOUSLSOY! :)))))))))

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It wuz six & the paty wuz about 2 statr att pinky peis hiuse. i wuz in som combat biits & a ling nirvana t shitr with da smileu face on itt tat i gut from da mal. i also wire some legings ass i let mu colrfull air fliw down my shudders. i wud dress formalily, butt dis wuz no RODNIDARY paty... ;)

at pinky pies house there wree stremers & balons& cake & stuf evreywere. she wuz standin at da dorway with er eddy veder t shit on & she waz at the dor redy 2 open it. "OK EVREYPONY R U REDY?"

"YAH!11" we eclammed ad she opend da dor. Ponys cam in lik a stamped, & it lukked lik they al wnated 2 see me th princes. i was flattned, butt at the sam tim, i wuz unconfortabel wit al datention i wuz geting cuz u should know bye nao.

they wer playin som dubstep an jpop an stuf (an: loren u luv jpoop rite?/) an ew all has glostiks & stuf an wavd them aroud al crazy & stuf. rd wuz cord sfuring wil flutershy dud sum dance movs...butt ther wuz 1 thign i noteced. rarety & aj wer havin u no wut on da couch wich i starrded at 4 a wile. hre shit with scot weilands fac on et wuz off & so wuz ajs sublim sun shrit so dat ment they wernakd. (an: let me no if i hab 2 chagne da rating 4 dis)

"MG I LUV U!11" scremed rarity 2 her bf.

"OMG I LUV U 2 BABY111" said aj rite back and the ymad out. i sihged a litl 2 maself becuz i wnated a bf 2 mak out wit & 2 luv a lot. i wnated some1 2 rely on an sompony 2 respec me 4 who i am an wut i wnat to be in lif besids a princess. i thoght 4 a momnet, an remememberd how hrad it wuz fiding a ponywoo relly luved me 4 me. al i need wuz luv (an: dats a beetles sing, jic u didnt kno i no lits abut music)

then vinel scrath wuz our dj & stated to tak in to da mic at her mixin table she said "everpony lstn up!111"

weal turnned toards her & stfu.

"we hav a specal gest tonite she iz a proncess who savd us from da evil hanna & haz beensnet by celesia 2 mak som frends! her nam is buterfly rise and evreyponu giv her a hoof!1111"

all thy ponys aplauded 4 me butt i wuz shy cuz yah.

"AND ASS A BUG THANKS FO SAVIN THE DAT..." shee proclamed "we hav a huuuuuuuuuuuug surpise 4 her!11 evreypony plz welcom to the stag...NEIGHVANA!11"

da band steped on stage. the band consitsed off i forgit da basists nam, graze grol & colt cobain. (an: dis is an au band so dats why there stil togetha & habe pony nams k?/) they begam 2 sing ma fav song smels lik ten sprint.

"WIT DA LITES OUT, ITS A STAGE NOW, HERE WE ARE NPW, ENTERTAINAS!111" (an: OMG BEST SONG EVA AIR?!111111111)

wE ALL MOSHPITTED & IT WUZ RELY COL. AFTR THEY WER DON COLT HE LEFT DASTAG & I CAGT HIS EYE. He wakked towards me and sad,

"OMG u wer so hit moshpiting 2 our snog"

"OMG I LUV U GUYS!11" i exclaimmedd, butt i wuz shy cuz it wuz colt cobain. he had shinny blond har tat kinda convered his eyes but not relly & wor a bagy shitr wit a brown jackeet & red convreses lik me he also had a cutey mak of the norvana smile face. he has brite blue eyes i culd seee mysef in. (an: lok at tha pic dats wut he loks ike.) i blush as he smild at me.

"Im glad at mett u, buterflu..."

"me 2..." he eaned in & so did i and...we kised!111111111 (an: OMG SO AMAZIN RITE AHHHH I WISH DIS WUZ REL LIFE & THIS RELLY HAPENED 2 ME DONT U?!11111111111111)

i wuz so hapy i finaly had someponu 2 luv lik rarety & aj an so was colt. wee wer smilin at each otha...but then...

"OMEFFINGG!1111" twilite spurkle scremed loking out da window. "ITZ HANNA & SHES COMIN DIS WAY!111"

OK guys so lik sory 4 nit postin yestrday I wuz bussy workin on anothr storie at anotha freinds house (it wuz not loren dis time.) shes realy col & ill talk abit her later. also plz leve sum mor revews plz & thanx 4 da revew person who reviewed a few dats ago!11 Ur sosososo colll, even tho it wuz hard 2 red ur review. :DDDDDD

aslo dis chapta wil be shot sooooo yah sorry abit dat. ^^;

neway plz revew ma storie and thanx 4 evry1 4 ur revews (BUT ONLY THE NUCE 1S AL U OTHA PPL R JERKS!11111111) aslo i relly lik dis chapta cuz HAHA HANNA WACH WUT HAPENS 2 U!11111111111111

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All the ponys scremed ass HAnna waked in. she wuz a big fat zombie ponu who haf no eyes cuz they exploded befor an evertyone wuz sacred of hre. she wuz moanin an stuf and wuz heading toards me. i wuz not sure wat to do cuz i wuz scarred myself.

"OMG!" rarity an AJ git up from da couch and rarity put her shirt bak on & AJ did the same. "BUTERFLTY GET OT OF THERE!1111"

I wuz petrefied cuz i wuz scared an didnt know wut 2 do...but then...

"HIYA!11111111" COLt Cobain bash hannas skul in wit his guitar an wuz relly hot doin it. he brok his guitar 4 me!1111 hanna groaned an she died agan but this time she realy diedd and evreypony cheered, (HAHALOLHANNAUDIEDAGAN)

"U..." I sed. "u broke ur guitar 4 me?/"

"yeah but its no bog deal" colt cobian sad as he threw da guitar wich has blood on et away id do anythong 4 yu!11"

"OMG REALY?/" I squeled ass he them kissed me agan. (AN: OMG CURT COBAIN IS SOSOSOSOSO HOTT LOL!111 I REALY WISH THIS HAPENED EN REL LIFE LOL!111)

And so, with Hanna deceased, we partied some more. Colt Cobain and I stared at each other lovingly, happy to now be holding each other's hooves. I pushed a piece of his mane behind his ear, and

wE DNACED THE HOLE NITE THRU.

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so wut u think of dat lroen kinda sorta nut relly help me wit part off dis even tho u cant relly tell thanx loren i luv u!11 kep da revewies comin guys an ill kep writin!11 :DDD

OMG U GUYS ARE SO MEN 2 ME!1111 HER I AM JSUT RITIN A STORIE 7 U ALL COM IN SAYIN IM WASTONG MU TIME OR DOIN IT RONG OR DAT IM A TROL BUT OMG IM SO FREKING NIT SO SHUTUP U GIYS!111 DONT LIKE U DONT HAV 2 REVEW U KNOW SO THER!11 ITZ NUT ABOT THE SPELING BUT DA PLOT WICH IS GETING BETTA & IM SORRY IF U DONT THIN SO BIT ITS DA WAY OF DA WIRLD SO YOU BETTA GET USE 2 IT K? I WONT BE SUJECT TO DIS IDOSEEE!11 AN SOM POPLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIK DIS STOY AN I DONT HAV 2 FAK IT NITHER SO THEA!1

ASS 4 HANA U DONT KNO THE SITCH SHE BULY ME 1ST AN IF U KNU HER U WULD UNDERSTUNS Y I DO DIS!11 I WULD KIL HERRR IF IT WUZ LEHAL AFTR WUT SHES POT ME THRU!11111111111

ASLO COLT COBIAN IS A RELLY COL CHRACTER WIT A INTENS BACK STORIE DAT U WIL RED ABIT IN DIS CHAPTA WICH IM REALY PRUOD OFF AN I DONT CAR WUT U THINK OF IT UR AL JSUT A BINCH OF HATTERS!211

anyway yeah so lets continu wit th story.

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It wuz lat in the nite & evreypony wuz gone, except me,, RD, flutershu, rarety, AJ, pinky pie, twilit, loren, graz grol, colt cobian & his basist. (an: wuts da nam of nirvanas bassist?/ I relly dont kno... OoO)

rd an graze grohl they wer holdin hoofs cuz rd likd him becuz she liked Hoof fiters an graze grol wuz da lead singa of that band. (an: hes really the led singer of foo fighters butt dis is an au so yah theres that.) colt an I we wer holdin hoofs 2 an twilite comented on how cite we look togetha.

"OMG" she said. "U 2 LOK SO CUTE TOGETHA!11"

"Thanx" I repled an colt starred at me wit afection.

"OK" pinky pie set a botttlee on da tabel wich we al sat arind. "SO WERE PLAYIN SPIN DA BOTLE TRITH OR DAER..."

"thats when somepony spins a botle an whoeva it lands on haz 2 doo a truth or dar rite?/" graze aked ass rd strokd his baered.

"YES" she answred ass she spin da botle. we all starred wit shick. da botle nozzel land on...

"OMG!1" rarety gaped.

"RARETY..." PINKY PIE ASKED. "TRUTH OR DAER?"

"Uh..." she ansered. "DARE!11"

"I...DARE...U...2..." (an: lik the ...? it brung out da suspens!11 :D) "TAK OF UR SHIRT RITE NO!11"

da unicorn blush ass evreypony laghed. she tok off herr shrit an pit it bak on. we all laffeed. (an: hey lroen rememba at da sleepova when ashly dard jane 2 do dat? lol so funy she wuz so embarased by dat lol butt i dont kno why it wuz only 3 secnonds lol!11 XD)

pINKY SPUN THE BOTLE AGAN. IT LAND ON...

"OMG RD!11 TRUTH OR DAR?!11"

"UM...DARE!111"

"I DAR U TO...KIS GRAZE!111"

rd blush ass she lened ovr 2 kis graze an it wuz relly cute (OMG DATS AN OTP 2 WUT U THINK :D). we all sed "awwwwwww" sa pinky pie spun da botle agan, and it land no...

"COLT!11"

weall turnd 2 colt who loked kinda shy 4 a second.

"uh yeah?" he ask.

"TRUTH OR DAR?/"

"um...I pick truth he said.

"OK..." pinky pie she turn to me an said "butterfly u think offf a tuth 4 colt!11"

"um OK!11" I sad. I loked at colt 4 a momnet an sed... "hey colt who wuz ur last gf I wana kno."

he strared att me an walk out da dor. he semed embarased an evreypony lokded at me.

"itz ok rose itz nit ur fault" graze sed. "colt does dis al da time cuz hes col and angsty an stuf."

but none off da les, lik da god gf I wuz, i wnet afta him 2 se wut wuz rong...

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OMG WUT WIL HAPEN ASLO I DIDNT ASK 4 LROENS HELP DIS TIME BEACUZ SSOMEPONYS WERNT OK WIT DAT SO THER!11 :( BUT WUTS GONA HAPEN I DONT KNO WAIT AN SEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDDDD

HEYS GUYS IM BACK SORRY I WASNT ABLE 2 UPDTAE DIS WEEKNED I WUZ GRONDED BYE MY MOM CUZ I BROK MY SISTAS LAPTOP (OMG MARIA I EFFING TOLD U 2 GO ON NEOPTES ON UR LAPTOP NUT MINE!111) SO I BROKE HRE SCREN BY THROWIN IT AGAINT DA WALL AN MARIA WINED ABIT IT 2 MU MOOM LIK DA BABY SHE IS (OMG MARIA UR 12 GTE OVR URSELF I DIDNT EVEN GET A LAPTOP TIL I WUZ 14 SO SUK IT UP UR SOOOOOOO WINY!111111)

AND ASS FOR DA STORIY OK GUYS UR LIK GONA HAV 2 STOP RITE FREAKIN NO!1111111 I CANT BELEVE JSUT DA RESPONS FORM U GUYS LIK REALY DIS IS NOT A TROL FANFIC!11111111 ITS NIT PATHERCI DIS STORY IS SEROIUS WUT PRAT OF DAT FO U NOT GET?/!111111 OMG U GUYS I REALY CANT BELEVE YO RITE NOW LIK SERIOIUSLY WOWWWWWW

AN ASLO IM 15 NOT LIK 30 OR SMOETHING IM NO STEFEN KNIG OR SOMETHIN HES OLD AN HAZ PRAKITCE AN NOVLES AN IM TRYIN 2 IMPORVE GOSH LIK REALLY WTF!11

BUTT THANK U 2 THOS WHO DO LIK THIS IM REALY IMRPOVIN I FEL LIK BTU REALY GUYS SUPORT ME LIK 4 ONCE!111111111111

but heres da chapter itz abot colt cobian so yeah enkoy it plz :DDDD

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i met up wit colt outsdie an swa just how depresed he wuz.

"omg" i sad cuz i never saw colt lik thi befroe. "colt whats wrong"?

his godlen prety hair wuz covring up hiss eyes cuz he wuz tiltin his head dwon an u know how kurt cobain iz wen hes mysterios.

he runed 2 me an sad "well buterfly" he said "my gf lfet me a wile back cuz she cheted on me..."

"gasp oh no!11" i gasped. "who wuz she?/"

"well..." he sihed. "i dont realy wanna tell ya jsut yet..."

"why no kurt?/ Ill understand an wont telll anyone."

hesighed an said "well butterfly...ur right. I gues dat since ur mu gf no i should tel u evreyting cuz bfs should trust there gfs no mater wut so are u sur u wana no?" (AN: ino lots abot relation shios so if u ned som adviec plz let me kno thru pm)

i noded.

"ok" he sad. (AN: jsut so u guy know thi is a flash bak wich mens dis hapen be4) "so it wuz durin 1 of da concrets. graze & i we were goin outsdie 2 smok a cigarete an wee herd a scream. it sound lik my gf soo i troted insdie an loked backstage an i saw ma gf back stage, an i wuz shock 2 seeee..."

i gaped wen he sad,

"TWILITE. AN SHE WUZ MAKIN OUT WIT ANOTHA MAN."

i gasped.

"OMG with whoo?"

he paosed...(AN: dis is 4 dramatick efect) an he sad...

"SPIK."

omg anothre clifhanger!1111 wuts gonna happen wit twlite omg somethin not god i bet OoO

oh and btw giys lorens gonaa rite da nxet few chaptas 4 me beacuz sprung break stated a our scholo an im goin 2 FL WITH MA PARENTS AN MARIA (OMG I SOSOSOSOSO DONT WANA GOOOOOOOOO I HAT ALL 3 OF THEM) so i gav her ma pasword so shes gona state ritin da storie until satutday. k so by guys & i hop 2 see som revews wen i gte back!11111111 :DDDDDDDDDDD

HE GUYS IM BAK FROM FL AN SORY I WAST ABLE 2 UPDAE LAT NITE I WUZ TORED AN STUF.

ANYWYA A RED DA LAT FWE CHAPTAS AN WTF LORNE OMG THEY SUK SOSOSOSOSO MUCH!111 1 BUTERFLY WULD HAV NEVA BEN LEFT BY COLT AN THA OTHAS AN WULDNT HAV LEFT PONYVIL DATS JSUT STUPOD!11 SHES PERFET AN SHEE SHOLD HAV A GOD TIM BEACUZ SHES A PRINCES AN SHES OPPULAR SO THER!111 OMG IM SO PISED AT U UR A SUKY RITER AN F ALL U POPLE WHOO THINK SHE NOWS HIW 2 RITE A STORIE CUZ SHE SO EFFIN DOESNT!111 LOREN I HAT U SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH RITE NOW!11111

SO YAH THATS Y I DELETD DA CHAPTAS THEY WERNT GOD AN THEY MAD BUTTERFYL SAD WICH ISNT DA POINT!111 SHE AN COLT R SUPOSED 2 BE TOGETHA AN BUTERFLY IS LOVD BY EVREYPONY SO FU LRONE 4 THINKIN NOT THANX 4 NOTHIN BICH!1111

so heres the beter chaptre 9 i hop u lik it i kno u will :)

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"OMG SPIK?1111" i gaped an colt noded

"yah" he sad sadly "an i swa da hole thing"

i couldnt beleve twilite wiuld betrsay me in suh a maner. iwuz haertbrokne cuz i thoght twilite wnated 2 be my friend butt i gues not. (AN IT KINDA REMINDS MR OFF SOMEPNOY I KNO ):((((((((()

so i wakled bak intoo da hose an confrnoted twilite an colt he walk in behind me. twilite loked suprissed.

"omg buterfly wut is it?" she askd lik da butch shee wuz

"U KNO BICH!111" I SCREMED ANGRYLY.

"WUT R U TAKIN ABOT?/"

"U OUGHTA KNO111" an i slaped her acros da face wit my realy hard hof an it hurt hre. i beet her up an evreypony knew y beacuz twilite she sucked ass a personn andshe mad mee saf an cuzed colt so muh troulbe.

i uesed my physic pwoers 2 fly hre across da ceilin an she scremed alot cuz she wuz bleedin blod an stuff. i trhew her across da grind an told her 2 get out an she did. loren ran after her cuz she wuz best frends with twilite (AN: ):((((((() an i shott them both with ma machin gunnloded with feir. they died in da bacyard ther wuz blood evreywher an it wuz col. evreypony cheered 4 me an Colt wuz turned on.

"omg buterfly ur sooooo sexy" he sed starin at twilite corpse "u wama mak out on da ciuch?"

"OK YAH!11" an soo we mad out da whole nite thru wit vigor an from dat nite on evreypony remember not 2 mess with buterfly rose!11 :D

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so yah wut did u think wasnt it beter than lorens peces of crap? itz ok she wont wirk on da storie eva again nope no wau ur a sucky riter loren nopony wants 2 read ur stuf u idoit. u should lern from me how 2 rite a story an develop a chracter cuz u couldnt do itt obviosusly. :(

OMG GUYS LIK REALY JSUT STIP IT ALREDY!111111 IM RITING WUT I WANA RITE AN ULESS U WNA A EDN UO LIK LOEN THEN I SUGES U SHIT UP RITE FREKING NO!111 SHE LED DA STOU IN DA RONG DORECION AN I KNO WUTS BETS 4 IT!11 NIT HER!1111111 SHE DODNT POT PASION OR VOLENCE OR NOTHIN SHES SUCH A BARD RITER Y DONT U GUY UDERSTIAND DAT?!111 OMGOD U GUYS UH!111111111

IM CONTINUIN DA STORYU CUZ I WANA AN I DINT CARE WIUT U THINK ABOT DAT!11 I DO WUT I WNAT AN U DONT HAV 2 RED IF UR GONA CALL ME A TROL OR A BICH OR WHATEVA DATS JSUT ANOYING AN I DONT HAV TIM 4 DAT AN NEITHA DO U!11 SO JSUT STOP AN READ OR GOFT!1111

ok so hers da chapta guys. dis is veryvery rimanyic so reafer doscertion ia advisd.

colt and i we were makin out on da couch when he sad,

"hey butterfyl..." he wispered sexely in my ear "u wana go 2 da bedrom?/"

"yah..." i wispere d bac. he smild a litle cuz im atractive an colt he liks those type of woman. (AN: UNLIK DA REAL KURT I MEN COUTRNYE LUV KINDA SUKS DONT YA THINK SO WTF)

so we walk off da couch and then we wlak ova 2 pinky pie, who wuz hapy taht thos biches loren an twolite wree dead.

"hey pinky pie" i ask her "is it ok if colt and i go 2 ur room?"

"ok, sure sounds good" said pinky pie (AN: dis is jus a tip u guys: if u and ur bf wana use a bedrom u shoud ask the freind 1st thing its just comon decenu)

so colt an i walk in 2 pinky pies bedroom, wich haf a pink hartshaped bed in it wit rise petals on ut. colt smil ass he turn on som musoc on da sterio an he wuz playin his own song caled "HART-SHAPD BOX" (AN: OMG DIS MY FAV SONG GUY!1111 :DDDD ASLO SPECAL NOTE DA SEX IS COMIN UP SON SO JSUT SO YA KNO DONT WANA SCAR POPLE.)

he thru me on da bed an we stated 2 mak out hot n hevy. he riped off ma shirt as i unbotoned his and he felt mre up. i scremed.

"OH, COLT! CLOT! CLOT!1111" i bot his neck som an he scermed.

"OH BUTERFLY UR SO HOT!11" he rored with a sxey tone off vioce. an then we made out som mor an wee wer nakd an stuff it wuz supr hot and sexy omg. (an: isnt dis secene hot? we lerned how 2 rite abot sexx in cretive riting i rote dis today durin the warmup. ;))

da song wuz playing an colt an i we wer so in luv with each othre i just knu it an soo did he. we made som sweet luv an it jsut felt so rite as liked da sid off his fac wile he kised away my swet wit a rose in hos teethe.

"omg" he sad 2 me and i loked up at him, wondreing y he stoped. "butterfly"

"wut?/" i aked.

"i luv u soooo muh..." he said "i definity luv u mor then dat stupod bich twilite eew she sux."

he felt meup agan, riping off ma shirt.

"omg colt i luv u 2..." i brethed into him an kised him lik ther wuz no sun 2 rose.

"butterfyl...wil u mary me?"

i loked up a him an gaped...

"OMG REALY?"

he pul out a dimond ring an slid it on ma fingr.

"buterfly i luv u ur da only 1 4 me i luv u ur sooo prety."

"an ur so sexy colt..." i repled bak ass i noded. we then mad out and we wree redy 2 stat a life togetha...foreva.

OMG WEDING NEXT CHAPTA IM SO EXCIED!111 I REALY LIK RITIN ROAMCE GUYS I FLET I RELLY CAPTUR THEE EMOTOIN WUT U THINK? BTW IF U NED ANY LUV ADVIE LET MEE KNO IN DA REVEIOWS AN ILL TALK 2 U AN BE UR RELAOITNISHIP COINSELOR. WUTS GONA HAPEN I CANT WAIT!1111111111 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HEY GUYS SO LIK IM SORY 4 SOUNDIN PSED AN ALL IVE HAF A LOT GOIN ON 4 EXAMEPLE LORN HAZ A NEW BF NAMD SANTIAGO FROM PIRTUGUAL AN HE HATS HRE AN OBVY LUVS MEE BUTT HE CANT SHOW HSI FELINGS CUZ LROENS RESTRANING HIM. I LIK HM AN HEE LUVS ME SOOO YAH IM A LITLE UPSTE BU TAT.

ASLO ASS 4 DA LOV ADVIE ILL GET 2 DAT AT DA END OF THE CATPA. :DDD

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da next mornin we told evreypony thr news. they all sad "omg congrats were sosososo happy 4 yo 2!111" an pinky pie thru a paty 2 celebrat ur maraige. there were balons an beeer an stuff it wuz fun an we got soooo drink dat wee dnaced on twilits corpse at like 2 am lol. ;D

and thre next mornin it wuz da wedin. my head it hut a litle but dat wuz fine cuz i was getin maried. i wuz wearin a long whit gown wit daisys and spaerkles all ovr it dat match my crown an i had a big pofy veil and a traon dat wuz lik 50 ft long. i loked vrey prettty in it an ikne colt wuz gona luv it even wen i wuz alredy hot an sexyy antyho. (it wuz a bonis. ;)) da main 6 with da exclosion of twilite wree my braidesmads and thye wer werin rainbo dreses i piked out they wree really sparkly an covred wit daisys lik me. rarety desined them, an aj wuz werin a tux version of da dress cuz he wuz a boy pony, rememba?

the chruch wuz relly big. it haf tons an tona and tons of staned glasss wit flowas on them an they wer rainbo aswel. evreythin wuz so prety an stuf, butt clot an i wee stod out da most.

i wuz wakin down da aile an colt wuz starin at me wit such afection. i couldnt help butt thin abot da nite b4 an hoe rite it felt, him on tpo off me an makin out. i culdnt wiat until then an i wuz redy 2 bee togetha with him forevr.

evreypony eva wuz there, lik pinky pie an derpy an dat otha pony. trixy wuz ther 2 do magik triks 4 da receptoin an even princes celestoa wuz there. they wer al sosososo hapy to see me an colt togetha at last an wree releved 2 find colt with sompony else besids da stupod bich twilite or dat idoit lorne.

i met him i fornt of da olf pope, (an: dats wut hes caled rite?) an he wispered,

"u lok so sexy, butterfly" colt sad. he wuz werin gren pjs, u kno wut he wore wen he maried dat wierdo ciurtney lov. (AN: OMG SO WIRED EW...)

"thanks you too." i repleid blushin.

the pope sad hiss thing an them he sad,

"by da powr inveested in meh by da luv off God an JEssus, i no prononce u man an-"

but rite wen colt an i wree about 2 mak out...

"STOP DA WEDING!11"

a supah hot pony ran into da room, black mane flowin in da breze. it wuz...

"OMG SANTOAGO!111111111"

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OMG ANOTHA CLIFHANGER!1111 WWO!11

AND ASS FOR DA RELATOINSHIPP ADVIE...

DA FORST 1 SAD:

"I have a boyfriend but I kinda like this other boy who is perfect! He is popular, handsome, and has good grades! But my boyfriend is the complete opposite of that! What should I do?"

ok so wut u should do is go wit ur hart. luv ur bf 4 wut he is beacuz respectin on anothas flaws is supr importanat in a relatoinship. nopony iz perfect, so luv ur bf whoo he is on da inside an outside. :)

AND ASS 4 DA OTHA 1...IM SORY BUT I CANT RED URS. PLZ TYPE IN A LANGAGE I CANN UNDRESTAND. THANKZ. :DDD

OK GYS SO LIK DIS IS ANOTHA CHAPTR AN LIK DA LAST 1 2 CHPTAS AGO IM JUST GONA WERN YA DIS 1 TIM DAT THER WIL BR SEXX IN DIS CHAPTA ASWELS SO YAH U KNO DA DRIL.

"OMG SNATIAGIO!" i gaped cuz i knwe dat pony had a crush on me an his gf loren wuz ded so he wuz single no an haf no gf anymor.

he rna up thre aile an sad, "omg camile i luv u so muh i regert not goin ot wiht u b4 an now ur maried so i cant date u butt im singel an lonly... :("

"itz ok santiagoaoa..." i said "we can stil b togetha"

"rly?" he cryed and he thn turn 2 colt. "r u ok wit dat? i luv her alot and..."

"whateva maks buterfly happy im hapy with..." he smild at me. (AN: OMG SEE COLTS RLY UNDERSTANDIN OMG HES A GOD CHARACTERE AIR?/)

so santiagoao maried me aswell an afta dat da 3 off us had som tim 2 ourselfs. ;))) (AN: DA LUVS ABOT 2 COM UP AGAN JSUT U KNO)

we alked in2 a prety white bedrom in da church with a big flufy bed in da midle with white ros pedals al ovr it. we smild at each otha an i tok off ma dress. an then, the 3 of us git on da bed an ya know!11 ;)))

we made oit an stuf it wuz realy coll. and we wree aslo doin dis wile listenin 2 stantiagos fav band, green dau. (an: i dont lik greeen day that muhc, butt whateva he liks i like excet lorne. likin wut da otha person liks is rly improtant in a relatoinship, evn iff u dont lik it urself. :D)

"OMG I LUV U BOTH!111" I SCREMED

"OH BUTTERLFY WE LUV U 2!11" an we mad out som more wile nakled an stuff.

After a fwe mor hrs of makin out an havin som luv makin, colt loked at da tim and said, "da recepoint's gonna stat at any minut no."

"ok then well leve so u cna get redy in provacy." so santaigio an colt left and piked up ther colthes so i can change. (an: OMG SO NIC OFF THEM AIR?/(

so i stod theeer 2 get redy an i put on a silvr dress with spakles on ut. it showd off mu bobs an mad me lok sexxy. (GEDDIT CUZ WE U KNO XD.)

but then somthin didnt fel rite in ma stomach. i flet realy big 4 some reson...i loked in da mirior 2 realixe...

"OMG1111" I SCREAMD

I WUZ PREGNENT!1111

ANOTHA CLIFHANGER ONG... XD STAU TUND 2 SEE WUTS GONA HAPN ASLO I NED SUGESTIONS 4 BABY NAMS GUYS!111 :DDDDDDDDDD

OK GUYS SO LIK STOP FLAMIN K? I FEL AS THOH IM EBING SOO NIC ABOT IT BUT LIK RLY COM ON NOW. DIS IS A FIVTION STORIE SO IGET 2 DOWUT I WANA DO WITH IT SO IF BUTERFLY GETS PREGNENT SHE GETS PREGNENT OK?/ ASLO I DONT WANA BETA REDER CUZ I RLY DONT TINK LORNE DID A GOD KOB INLIKE EVREYPONY SAYS!11 SHES DED IN DIS STORIE 4 A RESON!111 :((((

ASLO I HAV AN ANOUNMENT AT DA END OF DA CHAPTR U WIL SEE WUT I MEN ONEC U GET 2 IT.

(AN: I DECIDDE 2 FLADKFORWRAD CUZ I DIDNT KNO WUT ELSE I CULD DO SO YEAH JSUT U KNO DIS IS AFTA DA WEDING.)

i couldnt beleve i wuz pregenent dat nite, ass i wuz in da hopital bed wit mu new baby gurl, princes Lilly starmoon storm. She wuz a smal ponu dat wuz dakr blu an had prety eyes lik her mama. she alredy had her cutey mark, ehich wuzz a blue mon. da murse just hand da baby 2 me, afta a gav birth labur.

"omg..." i loked don at ma daghter. "ur so pretty lillyy.." an: i lik da name lilly wut abot u guys?/ :3

"yah shes da pretiest baby ive eva seen." da pony nurse noded ass i starred dwon at da fole. (an: dats a baby pony i think or somthin lik dat.)

da baby wuz realy well behvaed she didnt cry or nithing an i luved her. i hat it wen abys cry so da fact my dahgter didnt wuz grate. da only thin i regert missin wuz da reccepion dat nite at my wedin, considrin da real nirvana wuz gona preform ther. (an: da human nirvana nut nieghvana.) butt havin a baby wuz much beta an wuz wayyyy easeir than i thouht.

afta a wile, colt cobian an snatiago wlaked in 22 mu rom.

"OMG IS DAT OUR DAGHTER?/"

"YAH IT EZ111" i squelaed wit gleee.

da nurse howeva, she dampned da moood...

"yah dats ur daghter," she sed to colt an samtiogo. "but she belings 2 onlu 1 off u...an dat preson iss..."

(an: like da supense its god rite?/ :DDDDD)

"SANTIOGO!111"

santoigo gaped ass colt stompd out off da rom. he wuz maf an stuf cuz da girl wusnt his.

i pit down da baby an ran ata him. he wuz leavin da hopistal.

"COLT!111" I SAID "WAIT!111"

"NO BUTERFLY!1111111" HE REPLED BAK ITS OVA BETWEN USS U BRETAUED ME I HAT U!111"

an he wlkaed away...an ma hart shapd boxx wuz shatered in 2 2 peces.

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omg guys so sad air?/ aslo da anoncemet: so i herd (geddit herd lul :D) dat lorne an staniago r gona brek up son!111 :D haha servs u rite lorne an dats y i mad staniago da fathr cuz hes a god guy who desreves al da happpynessss i da wole world an lilly signifyed da luv i giv 2 him an dat sed happyness. santiogo iff ur readindis u kno wut 2 do!11 ;DDDD aneway buy guys!111 :)))))))))))))))

OK GUYS SOOO SORY 4 NIT RITN DIS WEKENED I WUZ GRONDED AGAN 4 GETIN CAIGHT MAKIN OT WIT STANIAGO (I SWEAR MAIRA UR SUH A BICH!111) SO YAH HE AN LEORN R BRAKIN UO NO AN HES MY BF LUV U BOY!111

AN ASS 4 LOERN U KNO WUT HE LFE RESON AN DAT RESONA IS UR A BICH!111 U WNA MAK AN ACOUNT FINE I DONT CAR NOTHINS SOTPING U BUTT NO ONES GONA RED UR STORYS OR CAR ABOT U CUZ THERE READIN MINE!11 I HAS 69 REVEWS SO THER CANT SAY ANYTHIN ABOT DAT NO CAN YA?/

ASLO GUYS MU NEW BFF MADRLYN SHES GONA BE CHEKIN JSUT MU SPELLING AN WILL BE IMPORVING IT SO YAH SHES NOT GONA CHAGNE ANYTHIN AN SHES GONA HELP ME SOM I LUV U MADELYM UR SOOOOO COL!11111

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I was sitting there crying in the hospital room as Santiago ran up towards me. My baby she was sleeping in my arms so Santiago was quiet.

"OMG..." he said "I'm so sorry that happened to you Butterfly..."

I was crying but I was trying to keep my voice down for Lilly. She was so peaceful sleeping against my chest.

"It's okay..." I sniffled but I knew I was wrong. Santiago noticed this and he had a worried and pained look in his eyes. "I'll be fine Santiago." I promised him but that was not enough...

It was at this point that he was so over-flooded with steaming and burning passion for me and wanted to cure me from my internal pain of sadness. He hopped onto the bed while Nurse Mare-delyn was out of the room (AN: ;DDDDDDDDD) and I put Lilly down in her crib for her own safety because I didn't want her to be squashed or anything. (AN: Butterfly Rose really cares about her baby daughter! :D) Santiago unzipped my blouse again and felt me up and I smiled while thinking about how Colt was missing my succulent assets.

"Oh, Santiago! SANTIAGO!" I squealed.

He nibbled at my tongue as we ran to third base. It got really really sexy and it felt so right. I knew it and so did he. He was to be with me forever with no regrets just love. (AN: Like in that Katy Perry song Teenage Dream!) We were to raise our daughter together and start a new life without that stupid bitch Loren to stop us or rewrite our story! (You see what I did there?)

"Hey Butterfly" Santiago said. He was bare-chested and really really hot as he pulled out a ring and got down on one knee. "Will you marry me since Colt's out of the picture?"

"YES!" I squealed and he slept against my side. I was so excited to get married to the man I truly loved...but I couldn't stop thinking about you know who. We made out all night long and we were excited for the wedding...but...yeah. Ya know.

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OK SO HOW WUZ DAT MADELUNS GONA SPELLCHEK 4 ME FRIM NO ON SHE CANT EDIT THE NOTS IN DA BEGINING BUT SHE EDITS DA CHAPTAS CUZ SHE HAD MU PASWORD KINDA LIK LOERN CUZ I CHAGNED IT SINC THEN CUZ U KNO. IT WUZ IN DOC MANGER AN MADELYN GOT DA DOC AN EDITED IT SO THER. ASLO 2 ANSWER SOM QESTIONS BUTERFLY ROSE GIT HER NAM FROM MU FAV FLOWRE AN MU FAV INSCET COMBIND AN SHES CLETISAS SISTA AN ASS 4 DA PRFOECY DATS GONA COME UP LATR IN DA STORY UNTIL THEM BY GUYS KEP DA REVEWS COMIN!111 AN A LOERN I HAT U AN UR STUPOD ACOUNT YA BETR TRY ME CUZ I DONT PLAY NIC ON HEER1111111111 ):((((((((((((((((

OK GIYS SPO LRONE JSUT MAD AN ACCOCUNT APARENTLY HER NAMES SONCANDSHAWDOW34 AN OMG Y U MAKE AN ACOCOINT LORNE? WHATRE YA GON 2 DO WIT IT? HUH CUZ U CANT MAK A GOD STORU CAN U IFF U MAD AN OC IT WULD BEE SAD CUZ U WILD MAK IT MISERREABLE AN IT WULD HAV A BAD LIF SO YAH U TORTUR OCS AN I FELL SORY 4 UR PONY WEN U MAKE IT!111

ANUWAY CHEMESTRY SUX GIYS I HAT IT SOOOOOO MUH I JSUT COPU OFFOF DA GIRL NXET 2 ME SHE DOSNT MIND AN GUES WUT DAT GURL IS MADELUN LUV YA!111 :DDD SO YAH DIS CHAPTAS DEDECATED 2 MA NWE BFF AN ASLO I DECIED 2 MAK DA CHRACTERS HUMAN BUTT JSTU 4 DIS CHPTA AN YOULL SEEE Y!111111 :DDDDDDDDD

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Santiago was in his tuxedo, standing at the alter and waiting for me. The girls of the Mane (AN: Get it? Mane?) Six were my bridesmaids and they were crying for me because they were happy or something like that. Madelyn stood close by Santiago because she was my maid-of-honor. She had short-ish brown hair with glasses and wore a yellow and black mini-dress because she likes Ravenclaw from the HP series. (AN: OMG MADELYN YOU'RE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOU)

I was walking down the aisle and all I could stare at was Santiago,who was grinning because he was happy to marry me and I was really excited to make out with him again. I was wearing a silver gown with daisies all over it and it was really, really pretty and made me look super sexy. I could tell by the look in his brown Portuguese eyes that he thought I was super hot in my tight dress and stilettos. Everyone was human now and everyone in Equestria was at the wedding, even my sister Celestia, who was actually a kind of okay-looking human but not as hot as me.

I stood next to Santiago at the alter as the pope read to us our vows. (AN: What's the pope's name again?)

"I do." we both said, and the pope he said some more things. Then we were officialized and made out at the alter. We were two young teens in love as we always were, and there was no one else on Earth that he would rather be with I just knew it.

"Hey," he whispered in my ear "Let's go somewhere private."

"OK!" I responded back, and we found the pope's room in I think it's called the Vatican. (AN: Tell me if that's wrong. OoO)

It was a big room with lots and lots of gold and roses in it. It was dark and we were so exicted to be together so it was perfect. I ripped off his shirt while we were playing a new album by Fitz and the Tantrums (OMG THEY'RE SO COOL I LISTENED TO THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! :DDD) and made out so hard. I unzipped his jeans as he took off my dress and was amazed by my beauty.

"Camille I will love your forever!" he promised just like on Friday night. (This is kind of what happened. ;))

"Me too!" I squealed, sweat running down my face due to his ridiculous hotness. Before we could make out more, however...

"NOT SO FAST!"

The two of us stopped and got up from the bed, and we saw that the music was off. We were shocked to see that the mystery voice belonged to...

KURT COBAIN!

He ran up to me and kissed my face.

"Baby I'm so sorry." he said. "I love you and I want you back. You're all I've been thinking about!"

Santiago stared at me, and Kurt stared at me as well.

I stared at them both.

"Well, Camille" Santiago remarked. "Who's it gonna be? You have to choose..."

I felt conflicted. I loved them both and they loved me and both said themselves that I was attractive and they would die for me and stuff, but now it was decision time...

"Well..." I said "I choose..."

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OMG ANOTHA CLIFHANGER OOOOH WUTS GONA HAPEN ASLO NO POPLE IM NOT GONA MAK ANEMDS WIT LRONE ITS WWAR BETWEN USS NO AN ASS 4 HANA LETS JSUT DROPER OK?/ ASLO GIYS WUT DO U THINK OFF DA HUMNA STUF I KIDNA LIK IT ACTUALY I THIK IM GONA GO BAK 2 IT EVREY NO AND AGAIN TEL ME WUT U GUYS THINK OK? UNTIL TOMROW BYE!11111 :DDDDDDD

OK SOLIK GIS I PMD LOERN DO TAK 2 HER AN GUES WUT SHE DOD SHE SAD "WAITLL NXET MONTH AN UR GONA GET A IG SURPISE FORM ME" LIK OMG WUTS DAT SUPOSED 2 MEN? ASLO I DUNO IF IM GONA US DA HUMAN OR PONY I DONT KNO BUT IM GOIN WITH HUMNA 4 DIS CHAPTA. IT HELPS WIT DA STORIE AN ITS CREVTIVE FLPW. THANX MAEDLYN 4 HELOPNG ME WITH DA SPELING LUV YA AN MEAN IT 2!111 :DDDDDDDDD

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"OMG, Kurt!" I gasped as the twenty-seven-yeard-old walked into the room. (AN: I know it's under-aged, but this is FanFiction. Use your imagination, OK? :)) "What're you doing here?

"I missed you too much, Butterfly." he sat next to me on the bed and said, "I love you. You're the only one for me and I mean that."

I gasped.

"...Really?"

He smiled, brushing his hand gracefully through my luscious, rainbow hair.

"Yeah." And he kissed me. It felt so right. But then, something crazy happened!

"OH HELL NO!" Santiago took Kurt Cobain by the hair and threw him off the bed. This pissed off Kurt as he reeled back his fist and punched Santiago across the face. A few moments passed until they were REALLY fighting! I screamed, getting out of the way, and they had the fight as far away from me as possible so I wouldn't get hurt. (AN: Isn't that sweet?! :*D)

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY WIFE!"

"SHE'S MY WIFE YOU IDIOT!"

"SHUT UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP!"

Kurt hit Santiago with a guitar while Santiago whipped out his light saber, (AN: Santiago, do you like Star Wars? O.O) and stabbed Kurt in the heart, but he's dead but not really and didn't feel any pain. The fight continued, and I was honored that they were fighting over me! :D But I saw that they were both being hurt badly. Santiago had a bruise on his head, while Kurt had a stab wound from the light saber. This couldn't continue...but I had to choose.

On one hand, Santiago loved me so much and regretted all the other idiots he ever went out with. He CLEARLY wanted to do it with me, and he thought I was sexy, while I thought he was sexy too. But on the other hand, Kurt made out with me earlier, and he was talented and stuff. He was loyal, putting his trust in me, and I imagined him as being a good dad and stuff.

I then cried feeling so much emotion well up inside of me...

"WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE?!" I sobbed, and they stopped fighting. They felt bad for fighting, and they shook hands, doing what they could to make me happy.

"I'm sorry we started fighting, Camille..." Santiago said.

"And I'm sorry for making out with her without your permission." Kurt said to Santiago.

I realized that these two were real gentlemen, and I couldn't have one without the other. So I said, "I think we should stay together again and raise our baby together no matter who the daddy is!" and they agreed with me. But then...a hooded figure ran into the bedroom...

And in a flash...

I WAS GONE!

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O NO GIYS BUTERLY KIDNAPED ONO WITS GONA HAPEN? ASLO WERE GETIN OUR FINLA BAK IN CHEM TOMOROW SO YAH WISH ME LUK GUYS SEE YA NET CHAPTA!111111 :DDDDDDDDDDD

Okay, guys! Let's get started with the commentary! I deleted the author's notes because really, do YOU want to read that shit? My commentary will be in bold.

Ready? GO!

so aftre colt an i haf sex, Yeah. Never letting anyone see that. How about we don't and say we did? we git maried agan an reneewd our voes. When she's already married to Santiago, a man who's never left her side, she'll be getting married to Colt, who got his knickers in a knot because Santiago was the father of her baby,even though 1. the baby was not expected, and 2. they were in a three-way, so it wasn't like Butterfly was cheating on him. Butterfly Rose, Santiago, and Colt Cobain: a relationship that works.

so then after we dod that graez grol The fact you put Dave Grohl in this story makes my inner Foo Fighters fan slam its head against a cinder block. and the othre giy on NOrvana ...You mean...Kris Novoselic? I don't like Nirvana that much and I knew that. Care to know how? LOREN TOLD ME. HA. met uo wit us.

"hey so guys" graze aked uss afta da weding Not during their vows. That would just be rude. "u wnaa go 2 a conret?" DUDE. YOU DON'T USE NUMBERS INSTEAD OF WORDS. DAMNIT.

"OK!11" Maybe your "OK!11" can be your always. (I'm sorry. She uses that word all the time. I had to...) an si wee wnet in2 colt cobians car wich wuz a lamborgini. I'd rather not look up what type of car Kurt Cobain had while he was with us, but judging by his personality, he wouldn't blow his money on some fancy car that's meant for speeding over two hundred miles per hour when he could only maybe go 65 on the interstate. Just tossing that out there.

and sooo it wuz da basist guy Kris. No. Vo. Selic. If you take ANYTHING from this Camille, please take THIS. grez grol me santoago an clot cobian No, commas? gto 2 da concret an guess woo wuz prefroming? Judging by your amazing lack of description, I'm gonna say...it's a mashup between 98 Degrees, Duran Duran, Tenacious D, Selena Gomez, Hatsune Miku, Nelly Furtado, the cast of gLee from Season 2, and Starbomb, with Bon Jovi, Five Finger Death Punch, and the hologram of 2Pac as openers. NOEN TREES!111111111111 Ah well. I tried. (AN: OMG NOEN TRES IS COMIN IN TWON DA TICS R VREY EXPNESIVE BUTT MADLYN AN I WERE GOIN RITE MADLYM?/ :DD Haha nope. I brought it up one time in class, and then you were all like "OMG I LOVE THEM!" and when you heard I was going you thought you were too, because apparently your brain works like that. So even if you didn't call me a bitch on the Internet, the answer would still be no. Sorry, princess.

"OOOH OOOH U GIT ME IN DA MOD MOOD" da man gyu snag. Tyler Glenn. Just saying, it's kinda important you know the LEAD SINGER OF A BAND BEFORE YOU RAG ON YOUR FRIEND TO GO SEE THEM WITH THEM WHEN THE TICKETS ARE A HUNDRED DOLLARS A PIECE.

"I NO DATS WEN MA HEARTS CONTENT" NO COMMENT. (AN: GYUS DIS IS MU FAV SNOG RITE NO I CANT WAIT 2 SE TI LIVE) Yeah, and maybe then you'll get the lyrics right.

colt an snatioag That name though. For someone you have a thing for, that word. Just. Holy. SHIT. and i we maed otu wile thye weer singin an colt and snatiago mad out 2 They're gay, everyone. You can all go home now. and yah dat wuz realy hott. ;D Good to know you take pleasure in watching your newlywed husbands make out, especially when one of them is a dead over-aged married rockstar who had a daughter of his own...I think I'm just gonna keep saying that until maybe, just MAYBE, my point gets across. adn thne madlyn da pony coms out an we moshpited beacuz dats wuts were gona do son!1111 I walk in on the best time: I also get to watch the pony version of Kurt Cobain and the pony version of Loren's boyfriend get to second base while listening to the sweet tunes of Tyler Glenn.

btu then we trun arund an saw dat... You found a plot that works.

graze gorl an da basist guy KRIS. JESUS. WERE HAVIN SEXXXXXXXXX!111111111111 it wuz on da blechers an they wree felin ech otha upp it wuz really shockin butt lik seriosly wired 2 OMG. OoO

...Okay. Three things:

1. Both of these men are taken, and one of them has two young kids. I honestly have nothing against preferences, but really...this is 34 different flavors of wrong. Also, if you plan on a ship, know the names of BOTH of the people you are shipping. THEIR NAMES.

2. What's so shocking about it? You've already had Twilite do it with Spike, killed Hanna by making her eyeballs explode, and had a daughter in, like, ten minutes. A Swahili Yoshi could ride out with Nicholas Cage armed with a marshmallow gun and shoot you in the tits and I would probably be unphased at this point.

3. And the biggest one of all, what's so weird about two guys making out? Disregarding number 1 for a moment, think for a moment how you literally just witnessed your two husbands make out in front of you, in pony form, and one of them just so happens to be, again, DEAD. That. Is. WEIRD. And yes, like I said before, watching Dave and Kris have sex or whatever sex is in your twisted little mind is kind of strange, but not as weird as watching your own husbands do it in front of you at a Neon Trees concert.

JUST SAYING.

"omg man i luv u an men it" graze grol sad ass he unziped hiss pants and lte ot hiss u kno. WELL THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY NOW EVERYONE CAN GO HOME BYE.

"I LUV U 2" it wuz beutiflu watchin thos 2 fnid themsleves an relize hye wer da 1s 4 ech otha.And creepy to say it's "beautiful" and whatever. It's also weird, but so are Swahili Yoshis. Move along. btu ten somthin hapned...LOREN SAVED THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

"OMG GRZE WUT U DO?"

IT WUZ......Nicholas Cage? RINBOW DASH!1111111111 SHE WLAKED IN THRU DA BAK DOR OF DA CONRET. Because they wanted to keep the front door locked in order to avoid ticket sales. she swa grazes you kno an she wuz sda wen shee swa in wut contect he showd it in an whoo 2. Meh. I can relate. I would be upset if my boyfriend whipped out his crown jewels and showed them to a guy I didn't know the name of yet kept referring to him as "basist man" too. she rna out da dor Did you put those one hundred dollars to good use, Rainbow Dash? an i didnt kno wut 2 fel. grze an da basist they wer stil makn out tho.

...And on that note, I'm through with this garbage for now. Screw all of this. I'm off to go watch Breaking Bad.

Later lovelies!

-Madelyn

Because I am already done with this story, let's get to the next and last chapter.

Ladies and germs, enjoy Part 2 of my commentary! Let's get this over with!

rianbo dahs ran ot off da rom The action was so nice, she did it twice. Also, you're in a stadium since it's a concert. You lose. an cryed som beacuz graze whipd out hi thnig in frnot off aanotha pony. Say these last few words out loud, and your life may never be the same again.

"OMG GRAEZ Y DI U BERATY ME LIK DIS?/" RAINBO DAHS CRYED. "IM LIK UR BIGEST FANN I LISNT 2 ALL UR ALBIMS!111" I listened to all of Seal's albums, but I definitely don't expect him to be faithful to me. *holds up hand* Up top! b4 WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT WITH THE NUMBERS. raze cuold relpy she rann out da room. For the third time. Damn, RD. What great thighs you have.

graz he lokd awau fromhis you ko an from da bassssist You do realize that one word is separating you from the M rating right? an cryed out "OMG RD WAT" I already pointed out RD's supreme dedication to pumping up her heart-rate. It's not that special anymore. he dodnt even stip 2 zop up hiss pnats an he rna out da dor witout zipin it up. Pro Tip: Don't read this while drinking hot coffee and with your seven-year-old brother in the room, because you WILL read this last sentence out loud to yourself to see if you literally just read that right, and when you do get a mental picture in your head, your throat will hurt like a thousand hells in Death Valley.

so graze flet badd an he rnaa after rd Flet badd? Someone needs to work out more [on their spelling]. he mett up whit her in frint of panrea bred It took you forever to say who performed at a concert, but it took you just a sentence to say which place in this nameless, unknown area with no description Graze and RD met in front of? Get your grammar and priorities straight! an they tlkaed som. in da end, it tuned outt dat dave was bi an it wuz da het of da momnet so dats y he an da otha gyu had sexx. So...no describing what was going on in Graze/dave's head? No explanations? Just gonna say it was "da het of da momnet"? I...well...al-freaking-right.

"im sory rd i stil luv ya i jstu luv gyus 2 butt ill stay fatful 2 u from no on." In other words, "Hey baby. Sorry I cheated on you and did it with my bandmate no one knows the name of. I do like me some men, though...b-but I'll be faithful to you and whatever. Just forget about this, okay? Yeah. Heheh..."There is NO WAY RD will buy that.

"UM OK I FROGIVE U!11 :D" GODDAMN IT. graez an rd thye were supre hapy an they gott som dinner at paerna bred an while thye did thye did it on thier tabel cuz thye were soooo in luv. :DDDD BOY, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY. Let me just lay out this chapter for the skimmers at home, because this story needs Sparknotes like you don't even know:

1. RD ran out of the Neon Trees concert three times because she saw he boyfriend Graze do it with another male pony, whom I shall Kris Neighvoselic because why not.

2. Graze ran out of the concert as well, and met up with RD in front of Panera Bread.

3. He said that he felt bad, and it was only the heat of the moment and his sudden infatuation for male ponies, but his attraction for female ponies was still there. He asks for forgiveness, and RD complies.

4. They make out on their table at Panera Bread.

You missed nothing. Honest.

wee werr al sososososososo Seven "so"s. She must mean it, guys. hapy 4 them makin up and out dat me an colt an stantiaog Again with the butcher. I don't even wow. stated 2 mak out as well cuz we wree all sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I won't count those. Seriously, though. What's with them? in luv and wee wnated da world 2 see cuz we thuoght we weeere adorbs 2getha. First of all..."adorbs?!" Second of all, the world would probably find this repulsive if it wasn't in a porno. And finally, THIS IS ALL IN A PANERA BREAD WITH NO DESCRIPTION. Just tossing that out there and hoping it hits your skull and gives you a coma, Camille.

butt ten somthing hapened!11 Ooooh, I love this game! Let's see...I'm gonna guess that...Morgan Freeman and Tommy Wisseau will come out from the cash register and start dancing the Charleston while Pikachu plays a toy piano and Captain America stabs Butterfly with the edge of his shield! That would literally make my life if that happened.

da bassist cam outand sad 2 dave...

"Morgan Freeman and Tommy Wisseau will come out from the cash register and start dancing the Charleston while Pikachu plays a toy piano and Captain America stabs Butterfly with the edge of his shield!"

COME ON, CAMILLE. MAKE IT CANON.

"OMG GRAEZ IM PREGO WIT UR BABY!11111111"

...I give up.

But really, though. That's the end of this chapter, and that's the end of my sanity. There was NO WAY I was going to edit this, and after reading through this and seeing the true side of Camille, I've realized that there's no hope for her. Camille, you really do suck. Your writing and everything. Just...wow. You need to get some serious shit together. But right now, this story is literally displaying how much of an idiot you are, and the best part about this is that you don't even know how bad your writing is, even though people left and right, including me, have told you constantly.

And it's sad. And hilarious.

But mostly hilarious.

Farewell, my lovelies. I may comment every now and again, but...eh. Who knows? Let's just see how far this story sinks...

-madelyn

P.S. I actually just remembered something. I think Camille told me she was going to end this story on the last day of school, which is exactly a month from now. She was planning this huge finale with a "big reveal" and everything.

Discuss.

HYE GUYS IM BAK AN WTF MAEDLYN Y U DO DAT THIN WIT DA PSAT 2 CHAPTAS OMG UR SOOOOOO WEIRD WIT DAT IT WASNT NICE NETER GEEEEZ I THOGHT WE WEER FRENDS BUTT I GUSS IW AS RONG ABIT U WASNT I? BUT WUTEVA EVREYON SENCE SHE LFET DA CHAPTAS THER AN RED DAT BUTT NOT DA BOLD TEXT CUZ DATS B TO DA S WIUT SHEE SAD. ITS NOT EVN FUNY SO YAH JSUT RED THOSE CHAPTAS AN INGORE DA BLOD TEXT. BUTT I DID DELTE DA THIN MAEDLYN ROTE IN REPLACMENTOF MY CHAP WICH SUX BUT WHATEVA I DONT EVN CAR MAEDLYN U SUK SO Y BOTHR? UR JSUT A LORE WHO CANT TAK REPOSNIBLEITY 4 UR ATIONS. :(((((

NEWAY ITS MTHRES DAY SO YAH REALY COL 4 DA STORY CUZ ULL SEEE I ACTUALY FOGOT IT WUZ MOTHAS DAY UNITL STUPED MARIA GIT MO SUM FLOWRES. OMG MARIA UR SCHU A GOODY 2 SHOS U MAK EM SIK!11111

BUTT YAH HERES D CHATPA WITHUOT SPUTID MEDLYNS HELP OR COMENTARY AN SHIT (BTW MAEDLYN U R FIRED!11111111) :(((((((((((((((((((((((

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Graez wuz in sochk becuz he git kris nieghovsleic pregnat an rd cryd abut it becuz she wnated grazes baby an she didnt thin dat kris deservd it. colt and stantiago an me stard at ech otha wit surpise, ass kurt sad "Wait kris ur pregnat?"

"YES I AM!111" he sad ass he rubbd his bigg belly dat had graezs child in it. "i dod da prenacy tset an then got testd n it turnd out dave wuz da dady!11111"

"but tats imposible!11" graze sad wit tears rolling don from hiss big bron ireses.

"no how well we tuor in da summr?/" colt sad in worry. but then...

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1111111111111111111111111111" kris scremed in pan cuz chldi brith hirts i thin. (an: i wouldnt kno i dont hav kids guys deos itt hrut? O.O) "GTE ME 2 A HOPISTAL!"

weall paniced an got inot colts rainbow ferarir dat sad "BUTTRELY IS SO SXEY AN IM SO LUKY" on da side in a prety curly font. we drov 2 da hpostial wher i gav birth an maedlyn wuz fierd from ther beacuz she kiled tlyer glen (an: ddats his nam rite?/)

we rna in with kris on da bed an we culd tel he wuz gona blow. we putt him in a hposital rom were da doc sad,

"dont wroy da baby will come ot ok ok?" it turne otu ut wuz a guy from greys anotomy. not da ugly 1 tho but da realy hot on mcdremy i think. we let him do wut he deos on thre show an we all knew dat he was qalified to delever kris an grazes unbon cihld.

afta a fwe minutes...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!111111111111" a baby poped out! (an: i mad da cry realy long cuz babys cry a lot of tim.)

"omg..." graze sad in surpis. "hes so beatiful..."

"she." kris sad wit a smil onhis sfac. "i tihnk ill cal hre..."

then colt chimd in wit, "nirvana?"

"OMG YAH THAT ISS PREFECT!" kris and greze chered wit da baby in there arms. (an: dis iss bas d on da baby on da norvna covre 4 dat 1 ablum u kno wut im tlaking abot im sur. :DDD)

an then kris an graze mad out cuz they relized dat thru this baby thy fuond luv. grze brok up wit rd dat nite, but thne rd sad,

"FUNE! ILL FNID SOMPNOY BETA!111" an she rna out da hoptial wit ters in her eye. i wtached dis unflod an from thne on out rd chnaged but graze wuz happy wit his dagther an luva. litle did i kno...

that dat wuz gona chnage.

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HAPY MOTHAS DAY EVREYOPNY I HOP U ENOJY DIS SPECAL 4 DA HILIDAY HUG UR MIM TITER THEN EVA AN HOPE DAT KRIS WIL BE A GOD MOM I TINK HE WIL WUT U GYUS THIN? SCRWE U MEDLYN AN LROEN AN ASS 4 EVREYON ESLE INORE WUT MAEDLYNS SAID AN JSUT HAV A GRAT MOTHRES DAY AN RED DA NXET CHAPTA SON!1111111 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HYE GYUS I HAV NOTHN 2 SAU SO LETS GTE BAK 2 DA STORIE AN SEE WUTS GONA HAPNEN

i wuz comfotin rd beacuz of wut hapened last chapta (an: IF U DONT KNO WUT HAPNED RED RITE NO IT) an i wnated 2 be a god friend 2 her. pinky epi flutershy rateity and aj thye wer al there butt nit twiltie cuz shes ded an sux 4 makin out wih a draign. wee wre havin a slepover an wree watchin precy jakson no netfix (an: OMG BSET MIVOE EVR!11111111) rd wuz crin tho ova da los of hre bf and ho he has a daghter now an wuz dpresed cuz he cheted on he and shee wnated 1.

"OMG ITS SO NO FAR!1111" she cryed wit hre gruf girl acent cuz shes a tonboy.

"i kno wut its lik rd" flutershy sihed thinkin abot hre lsat bf buck hnasen (AN: OMG BECK HES SXEY 2 BUTT NIT ASS SEXU AS U KNO WHOO!111 :DDDD) "i hda a bf who cheted on me 1 tim butt hes realy cute an we mad up and no were beter as a cuple."

"so u think i shuld mak up with graez?/"

"mayb i dunno" we tlod rd butt shejsut sad,

"com 2 think of et i dont thin i luv graz anumore..." she thight 4 a momnet adn wiped hre tears.

"omg realy thats grate rd!111" pinky pei chered.

"yah its awsom ur movin on soooo qikly!" i sad, happy to be da comfortre of mu frend dat shee cold rely on.

"yah..." rd stard at meh wierdyl butt i dissmisde ut. we wtachd da movi wile rarety and aj mad swet lov on da cuch and rd loked on longnigly. i pated hre on da shuldre and she truned 2 m wit a bug smil on hre fac.

"um hey buterfyl..." rd sad qith a toen off akwardnes in hre voce. "CNA A TLAK 2 U OUTSDIE?"

"um..." i repled. "OK!1"

an so we wnet outside. it wuz clod an wet.

"rd y dud u tak me" but sh cit meoff.

she unziped hre jaket 2 sho of her"I LUVE BUTERFLYLY" an lened in xtra clos 2 me. i wuz op aganst da wal ass shee sad

"buterfly i lov u..." she sad "ive thoght of wile eva sinc u cam 2 ponyvil. an sonce thne somthing didnt fel da same an thats wen i relized i haf a cruh on u. i wana mak out wit u an strat a lif wit u becauz i fel onlu u can fulfil mu desirs an i kan fel urs. u r so hot i luv u..."

an she lened in & kise d me. it wuz unecpected but she wuz a god kiser an i wuz flattened she thught i wuz sxey an stuf. but i wuz strght an she wuz not and i has 2 stau fateful 2 kurt and santiogo. butt ass she wuz makin ot wit me...i wuz conreered.

i had no choce.

i had 2 call kurt an tell hmi wut wuz hapening...& then gte som help...4 da sak off uss da 3 off us.

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OMG WUT RD LUVS BUTEFLY WHO WULDVE GUESED? BUT YAH GUYZ JSUT SAYIN DA FINAL 4 DIS STORYS GONA BE JUN 10 R SOMTHIN LIK DAT. SO YAH SPRED DA WORD AN TEL UR FRENDS ABOT DIS STORY K? DO WUT U HAB 2 DI AN YAH WAITLL TOMOROW 4 DA NXET CHAP LUV U SANTIOGOG BY!1111 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OGM STUF U GUYS LIKR EALY DIS IS CRAY!1111 IM TRIN 2 RITE A SORTY HEER ADN U DONT HAV 2 RED IT U KNO!11 DONOT REPIRT TI OR I WIL REPLOT U!1111 HOW DP YA A LIK DAT?!111 ANUWYA GUES WAT GUYS?/ SANTIOGO AN LOERN THYE BROKE UOP LIK 4 REAL INST DAT AWSOM!111 THYE BROK UP CUZ IDK BUT THYE DOD IM SERIOS ABOT DAT U KAN PM LOERN AND SHE SEH WONT LIK LI THY DOD 4 REAL!11111 ITS ABOT TIME!111 :DDDDDDDD ASLO GUES WAT IVE BEN PLAYIN DIS GAM CLAELED SONIC 06 ITS REALY FUN U SHOLD PLAU IT SHAPDOW HES MU FAV CHRACTER!111

ANUWAY HERES DA STYRO.

RD seh puased wen shee swa da phon in mu hand. i tryed to tipe on a numbr kurts numbaa butt i wuz curt of cuz she swaed da pony (an: gedit pony funy rite?/ :D) frim ma hnads an mad ut with ne mor.

"u dont ned 2 tlak 2 hom." she liked da sid off ma fade wit sik afection ass i loked ova at mu pone. i tryed 2 puhs rd offa me butt i wuz dificult. i flet super unconfertable beacuz i just couldnt beleve dis. wuz rd felin dis way 4 me dis hol tim and TAHT wuz da reasin shewuz sooooooo noce 2 me? wuz dat it? cuz i wuld be vrey angery & uoset of dat wuz thre case especialy condiderin i wuz striaght an wuz maried an had a bf. she ten proceded 2 mak otu with me som mor an she scremed wtih ecrasy.

"OMG SOMEPNOY HLEPP ME PLZ!11111111" i tried puhsin hre offa me but ot wuz hard. i yeled a lot tho butt rd covreed ma muth wit her lips an stuk hre tonuge don ma throt. (an: is dat wut pople do wen thye mak out? i havent don it b4 so idk. ^^;)

dis wuz bad. realy bad. i culdnt gte away an then i thoght omg wut would hapen of krut an stantiaog fond out abot dis? thye thonk i wuz in luv wit rd an dat would be bad cuz thye would brek up with me butt i realy luved them an thye wouldnt think so!111 :O

but ten...somone cam 2 mu rescu...

"BAK AWAU FRIM HRE U STUPOD BICH!111" it wuz...SHADOW!111111

he whiped otu hiss gun an shto rd with vogor. she truned 2 him and sad "OMG WHO R U?/"

"IM UR WRSOT NITEMARE (OMG MAER DATS A FEM HORSE HA) AN UR KILER OF U DONT BAK OFF RITE NO!111" an rd didnt bak of fso shado he kiled her.

i baked away from da wal an theer wuz blod evreyweer. shado aked me if i wuz ok, and i sad "yeah i am thanx." he loked so hto in his lether jaket an riped jean an avengd 7x t shit on. he ten loked at me wit afection an sad, "hye wuts ur nam?/"

"my nam..." i siad. "iz butterfly rose."

"well buterfly ur da pretiest pony ive evr sen" he sad wit darknes in hiss voce cuz in da games hes u kno gothic an angsty. :3 "we shold mak out som time."

i bulshed ass i grabed mu phon from da grund. it was shatered butt i woked. "mayb..."

adn ten shado usd choas contorl afta he gav me hiss numba. he left on a falsh...an i neva fogot him savin me frim rds lovemits.

OMG SOINCS SOOOOO COL IM GOIN 2 A CONVETION NXET SAT AN IM GONA DRES UP ASS SONC ITS GONA B GRAET POPLE MAYB I CANN SEEEEEEE U THER!1111111 I REALY HOP SO ITLL BE GRATE SO YAH RITE WUT U THINK BUTT NO FLAMEZ K THANKS!11111 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAAH SOOOO STNATIOAOG BROK IP WHIT LOERN SERVS U RITE LOERN HA!1111 :DDD IM GONA B TAKIN ABOT DAT 4 DA NXET CUPLE OFF DATS CUZ IM SO HAPY 4 MU LUV OF MY LIF LUV U BABY AN I KNO U FEL DA SAM WAU 4 MEE UR JSUT SACRED BUTT DONT BE OK?/ :)

STANIAOGO MU LUV DIS CHAPTA IZ 4 U CUZ U LIK SONIC I THNIK~ :D

da nxet nite afta shado savd me from rds secual atraciton santiogo an i were makin ot on da couh wile watchin scrubs. (AN: OMG I WUZ WATCHIN DAT SHOW LSAT NITE IT MAD NO SENS BUTT IT WUZ FUNY!111 :D) i tlod him b4 abot how shadow savd meh an i has his numbr. he tlod me it wuz ok 2 cal himcuz it wuz his fav chracter in sonci. (AN: DATS OUR FAV CHRATCER WE HAV SOOOOO MUH IN COMON!1111111111)

so i caled shadow usin mu ipony (LOL XD) an it tokk a wile butt he piked up.

"helo?" he aked in hiss sxy drak voce.

"hi shado how r u?" i greted an he ssaid hee wuz fune.

"y u call?" aksed shado.

"well i just wana say thankx 4 kilin dat crep rd."

"its no bug del." he repled. "ur realy prety btw."

"omg thank u!11 i sad wihtuot prode or nethin cuz im moedst ass u kno bu now.

"we shuld hok ip somtime lik tnoite mayb..." he traled off an i bluhed at da ofer.

"um wut?" i igigled.

"im serios buterflyy," he sad i tink im in luv wih u and ive ben sitin her thinkin abot ur lops on tpo off me. i dont luv dat muh an hav neva met a yung beutiful girl lik u eva sinc i wuz droped off at da orphonaoge. i neva flet luv b4..."

i cryed a litle beacuz i flet 4 shadow. i knwe wut it wuz lik 2 be alome an inlovde an stuf lik dat.

"u mak my hart go bombom realy fsat butefly" he contunued. "ur amazin an i fel lik u undrestond who i am nit jsut a ulitnate wepon butt a hedhog wit felings. i wana luv u an do it wit u an mak out with u if ull lte me if dats ok with ur husbnads."

i loked at stanitaog an he sad it wuz ok 4 me 2 get wit shadow an symoptize with him. (an: santiogo ur so undrestaonding!111 :DDDDDDDddd) so i drov ova ther in mu corvet wit red spakles al ovre it an met with shado...he wuz waitin 4 me.

SO LIK HOW WUZ DAT 1 MOR WEK TIL DA CONVNTION YAY I HOP 2 SEE SOM OFF U GYUS THER DAT WULD BE COL I CUOLD ANSER QEISTONS ABOT DA FIC AN STUF DAT WULD BE COL RITE?/ OM ME 2 TLAK ABOT IT. :D YAAAAY SO EXICED