Hello everybod- *Hit's leg on table* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH hit my foot, hit my foot. Well that happened… anyway, welcome to the 700 views bonus episode, where my number 1 goal is to make you smile! Before I go any further, lets look at some reviews!

Captainawsum: YES! Someone got the reference! And let's just go with the idea that the tf2 characters got teleported to Mobius and Tails paid them to help. That works, right?

Gold the Fox: Actually there were 5 people in the randomizer, so your chance was very low, and don't beat yourself up about it, the randomizer in complete chaos chose you 3 times, 3 TIMES, is that luck or what?

TailGatomonX3: YES! KILL IT WITH DUCT TAPE!

Werewolf: It's not that I didn't like your character, it's just that the randomizer chose Comet. And I'm a little late for the SOPA thing. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY KYLEY!

Now let's get on with the bonus already. And, since I'm lazy, I'm doing a different writing style for the bonus! DEFEND YOUR SHINS!

BONUS NUMBER 1

The Chili Dog Law

Judge: From this day forward… I hereby ban all chili dog products and brands from Equestria! FOREVER!

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Red: Dude, calm down…

Earlier that day

Sonic and Red had found a floating house in the middle of nowhere, oddly far from Cloudsdale. They had climbed into it and looked around. No one was home, so they stayed and enjoyed the scenery.

Red: Isn't it great we found this flying house Sonic?

Sonic could be seen devouring a chili dog while laughing like a maniac.

Red: Ugh! Why'd you bring food up here? This isn't our house!

Sonic: Yeah, but this place has an oven where you can cook the chili dogs. I haven't tried it yet… so I need to cook my chili dogs… HOW THE HELL DO YOU WORK THIS THING!

The oven shoots fire at Sonic, leaving him with a burnt face and chili dog.

Red: Nice cooking.

Sonic: Shut up! At least I didn't burn the whole place down again.

Red: Does that mean you're out of chili dogs?

Sonic: Nope, still have my emergency chili dog in my quills!

Red: Oh for God's sake! Give me that chili dog, you eat too much!

Sonic: NO! IT'S MINE!

Red: Get back here you hyperactive chili eater!

Red punches Sonic and grabs the chili dog. He runs toward the oven with Sonic in hot pursuit. When Red walks past the oven, it shoot fire, burning Sonic, again! Red jumps on a magic carpet and flies away.

Red: MWAHAHA! Have a taste of this Sonic!

Red pulls out some poison and pours it on the chili dog. From out of nowhere, Sonic comes flying at Red for some reason, even though he doesn't have the chaos emeralds. He charges at Red, but misses by an inch and hit's a wall, causing him to fall (Hey, that rhymed!)

Red: HA! I got it!

Sonic: Oh no you don't!

Sonic and Red run around and end up at the abandoned house. While they're fighting, a random pony comes in and sees them.

Random pony: Hey! What're you two doing in my secret flying house?

Sonic: We're your imagination!

They jump out a window right when the Pony gets there.

Pony: I'll get you crazy kids!

Sonic and Red are now free falling towards Twilight's house. Sonic tries to get the chili dog from Red. He misses and causes it to fall out of reach. It just so happened that another random pony was taking a stroll right under them. When he heard a noise from above, he looked up to be met with Red's behind, followed by Sonic and the chili dog. The pony gets up and sees the chili dog.

Random pony: hmm… what's this? Angels falling from the sky and a chili dog? A SIGN THAT GOD WANT'S ME TO EAT THIS CHILI DOG! I SHALL EAT THE CHILI DOG FOR THE GODS!

Twilight walks out of the library wondering what the sound was. She see's the random pony eating the poisoned chili dog and the unconscious Red and Sonic.

Twilight: What the…

Red and Sonic wake up to the poisoned pony's choking.

Sonic: HEY! THAT'S MY CHILI DOG!

Red: Oh no… the poison…

In the court room

Judge: Court is now in session. First case. A man claiming that God sent evil angels and chili dogs to kill him… holy crap… this is stupid…

Sonic: HEY! Hold it! First off, chili dogs are awesome! And second, we didn't do anything!

Judge: This man says you're both the angels from the Equestria Gods who brought the evil chili dog. Does the offense have anything to say?

Random Pony: *Choke* *Gargle* BLARGH BLAH UGH!

Judge: Why is he still choking?!

Policeman: hehehe… funny thing is… we didn't have enough time to cure him…

Judge: So this pony is dying as we speak?!

Policeman: On the bright side… yeah.

Judge: ok, so you "angels" are evil?

Sonic: DO WE LOOK LIKE ANGELS TO YOU?!

Judge: Well a red and blue angel… nevertheless! This chili dog, that this pony ate… was it yours?

Sonic: Well of course it is! It's been in my quills for year-

Red: Don't listen to him, he's mentally retarded!

Judge: Right… do you have any evidence that you weirdos didn't do this?

Sonic: OBJECTION!

Judge: So you don't have any evidence?

Sonic: Wait! NO! What I meant was that I do have evidence.

Red: Sonic you don't have anything! You don't even know what evidence is!

Sonic: Evidence is the magical pictures of you in the shower…

Red: You're hopeless…

Sonic walks up to the witness stand to show off his evidence. It's a rock… (why am I writing this again?)

Sonic: Here is my evidence! Now many of you are asking why? Well if you look at it very closely, you can see that…

Sonic throws the rock at the judge and runs out the door.

Sonic: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

When the police drag him back, the Judge is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally pissed.

Judge: I will not have such foolishness in this house of justice. But since I can't arrest angels and it was the chili dog that did this… there is only one way to settle this. Does the offense have any last notes?

Pony: Send… Help…

Judge: Good, then from this day forward… I hereby ban all chili dog products and brands from Equestria! FOREVER!

At Twilight's Library

Red: Sonic! Where the hell is he? Spike, have you seen Sonic around?

Spike: He went outside for something.

Red walks outside and looks up. He sees Sonic about to jump from the roof of the library.

Red: Oh what the hell…

Sonic: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!

Red: Don't do it Sonic! Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem!

Sonic: I don't give a crap!

As he hit the ground, a respawn symbol appeared above his head. When it disappeared, he reappeared, good as new, in front of Red.

Red: Told you it was useless.

Sonic: Must… have… chili dog… or… I'll die…

Red: why don't you just eat something else?

Sonic: does chili on the floor count?

Red: uh… no.

Spike: Why don't you try eating gems?

Sonic: What? No way! They hurt my teeth and they taste bad!

Red: At least give it a try?

A few seconds later…

Gem: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sonic: Imma gonna get you! Now stay down gem!

Red: That's not what I meant Sonic!

Spike: Sonic, gems are made of vegetables!

As soon as those words escaped his lips, Sonic jumped off the gem and ran away from it, hissing very strangely while doing so.

Gem: I'm not dead! DAMMIT!

Sonic heads to his room, with Red following. He sees Sonic in the corner… crying?

Red: Sonic, don't cry.

Sonic: What? I was licking chili stains in the corner.

Red: umm… ok… what are you going to eat?

Sonic: Well… umm…

Sonic stares at Red, and his head starts to become a chili dog (kinda like in the cartoons)

Red: Sonic why are you staring at me like that?

Sonic: No reason…

Red: SONIC! SNAP OUT OF IT!

Sonic: SORRY! I'm just hungry and I want a chili dog… so that's why I've got a backup…

Suddenly, a random police car crashes through the window and stops in front of Sonic.

Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THERE! By having that chili dog you are breaking the law!

Sonic: It's his chili dog!

Red: What? No way! I hate that crap!

Policeman: I'm watching. Always watching… Now have a nice day!

The police car somehow goes backwards out the window, and it regenerates itself.

Sonic: Well that's just great… the last chili dog gone…

Red: well what can we do. That's the end of chili dogs then.

Sonic: No… there is a way… You know how the government sends trucks to collect the chili dogs?

Red: Yeah. So?

Sonic: So why don't we just steal a truck, collect all the chili dogs and live happily ever after?

Red: That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

Sonic: Well what do you suppose we do?

At that they left the library and started toward Canterlot to steal a truck. Hopefully, it will all go smoothly, but do you really think it will? I mean seriously, when does anything work in the hero's favor? Oh well it'll still be funny.

And that's part 1 of the super, awesome, amazing, with a cherry on top bonus! Now I have a special announcement. I will be doing a QnA special on April 19th because that's my birthday. So think of as many questions as you can so you can have us answer them! Also, the only character that will be answering questions is me, Red, and Glitchy. It's gonna be great, so don't miss out! And inspired by Gold the Fox, RANDOM PHRASE!

I'M A SCATMAN! (Thumbs up if you get the reference)