My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Season 4

Episode 11: Storytime II: The Three Little Ponies

(It opens as Doug arrives at the school house again.)

Doug: Hey everypony!
Foals: Hey Doug!
Doug: Today I'd like to tell you little foals about always being prepared.

(Cut to a row of houses.)

Doug: Once upon a time, in a lovely little stretch of land, there lived three ponies. Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Applebloom. The three of them had just moved out of the farm they all lived on and had just constructed homes of their own. Applebloom, the youngest, being naive about the dangerous world around her, made her house out of straw, so that the breeze could go through and cool her down during a hot day. Big Mac, being the oldest, biggest, and strongest, made his house out of sticks as he was sure he could take anything that would want to attack him. The other Pony, Applejack, figured that it was better to be safe than sorry, and made a brick house to keep her safe.

(Applejack goes to the two.)

Applejack: Now listen here, are y'all sure about this? I mean none of these houses'll keep ya save if a wolf comes a callin'.
Applebloom: Come on, Applejack. there aint no wolves in our town, and even if there were, Big Mac could take 'em out.
Big Mac: Eyup.
Applejack: Well I hope you two are right, but if ya need help, my door's always opened to ya.

(Cut to that night as the wolf comes to Applebloom's house and knocks.)

Wolf: Little Pony, Little Pony, let me come in.
Applebloom: Not by the hair on my- Well I don't have no hair on my chinny-chin-chin, but my answer is no!
Wolf: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the house in.

(The wolf blows the house down.)

Applebloom: Uh-oh.

(Applebloom runs to Big Mac's door and knocks as Big Mac lets her in.)

Applebloom: Big Macintosh, it's awful! There's this big bad wolf, and he blew my house down! He's as big as you! Maybe even a little bigger.
Big Mac: Now calm down there, Little Sister. I'm sure we'll be fine.

(There's a knock.)

Big Mac: Eyup?
Wolf: Little Ponies, Little Ponies, let me come in.
Big Mac: Nope.
Wolf: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
Applebloom: Oh, and he means it too!

(The wolf blows the house down and he's taller and more muscular than Big Mac.)

Applebloom: Told ya he was bigger.
Big Mac: Eyup.

(They rush to Applejack's house as she lets them in.)

Applejack: See? You should've thought ahead and made stronger houses, now I'll be pleased as punch to let y'all live here, and we'll build the extra rooms in the morning. Right now, just stay here, and that mean old wolf won't get none of us.
Big Mac: Nope.
Applebloom: We're sorry that we didn't listen to ya, Applejack.
Big Mac: Eyup.
Applejack: Now don't fret none. We're all gonna make it outta this fine.
Big Mac: Eyup.

(The wolf comes up.)

Wolf: Little Ponies, Little Ponies let me come in. (Pause) Little Ponies, Little Ponies let me come in! (Pause) You're supposed to say "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"

(Applejack opens the door and stands there.)

Applejack: Are you implying I have facial hair, pal?!
Wolf: Uh no. I only meant-

(Applejack kicks the wolf into a tree and closes the door as he comes back.)

Wolf: Fine! Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

(He does so but fails, and each time he huffs and puffs again, the trio plays a piano as a joke until he stops, gasping for air.)

Applebloom: We did it! He won't come in now!
Applejack: Oh he might, but I got a plan for him.

(She sets down a pot over the fire place as the wolf comes down through the chimney and shoots out.)

Applebloom: Whoo-hoo! Now he won't ever come back to these parts!
Big Mac: Eyup.
Applejack: Yup.
Applebloom: Mm-hm.

(Cut back to the classroom.)

Doug: From there, Applejack built extra rooms for Big Mac and Applebloom, and they all lived Happily Ever After.
Foals: YAY!

The End.