"And now….Lunacy...and Sublime present….EWF: Final Reckoning….."

*CFO$'s "Fight" plays throughout the arena, as 6,267 rabid EWF fans have packed themselves into the Lunacy Asylum for another off-the-charts night of wrestling action! We go down to ringside, as we are joined by our commentators for the evening: Discord, and Vultarian.

...oh yeah and fireworks are somewhere in there as well MEH*

Discord: Hel-LO, EWF fans! I am Discord, the master of commentary!

Vultarian: Greetings. I am Vultarian.

Discord: -cackles- Oh, this will be fun….-he snickers naughtily-

Vultarian: What?

Discord: Whooves warned me about you.

Vultarian: Indeed.

Discord: QUITE….

Vultarian: Do not worry. I am not as boring as Overdrive.

Discord: You mean you two are at different LEVELS?

Vultarian: Yes. I'm not boring at all, as some would say. I'm actually the life of the party. -pulls out a party blower and, well, blows it…..in Discord's face-

Discord: I can't believe I'm saying this, but even that PRUDE Whooves would be better than this…-rests a hand on his chin- Oh well….we're about to start out first matchup of the night: a battle royal, to determine the number one contenders to EGO's Combo of Carnage tag team championsh-

-Discord is interrupted by the screaming of Vultarian in terror, and the screaming of the fans in excitement. Vultarian's head is grabbed by someone in the crowd. The assailant is revealed as Ahuizotl, who begins clubbing Vultarian in the forehead with his forearm.

Vultarian begins clawing at Ahuizotl's arm, which draws slight blood. Vultarian falls out of his chair as Ahuizotl recoils back. Vultarian begins crawling away as Ahuizotl hops the barricade and pounces on Vultarian, hitting him in the back of the head-

Crowd: AHUI-ZO-TL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* AHUI-ZO-TL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* AHUI-ZO-TL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-On the other side of the commentary table, Garble jumps over, and makes his way over to Discord with a toothy smirk-

Discord: HO-HO! I'm I ever glad to see you two! How's Arby's been treating ya?

-Garble picks up Vultarian's headset, and puts it over his head-

Garble: Oh WOW...this feels weird after so long...hey, Dis! Yeah, Arby's was pretty cool. I stole a TON of curly fries! -rubs his stomach-

Discord: Wait, WAS? Did...did you QUIT?

Garble: Yup. Me and Ahuizotl both. That's why we're here tonight….to get our TRUE jobs back….-Garble eyes the brawl between Vultarian and Ahuizotl from afar- If you'll excuse me….-he doesn't look at Discord again as he calmly sets the headset down, and runs over to help Ahuizotl pummel on Vultarian, who is doing his best to shield his face from the blows-

Crowd: KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!

Garble: OH! WE WILL! -the crowd erupts in cheers as security come down to get ahold of Garble and Ahuizotl before the real beating can begin. The crowd immediately begins booing-

Crowd: LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO!

Garble: YOU HEARD THEM! -Garble yells in the security guards faces- WE'LL CRUSH HIS WINDPIPE, AND SAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE THE BOREDOM!

Discord: As much as I want to see that happen, those two don't work here anymore...they can't just go attacking whoever they want…..screw it, though-PLEASE LET THEM GO!

-Ahuizotl, over time, kicks the guards away, and goes running after Vultarian. The guards all focus on Ahuizotl, but Garble runs through all of them to join his broadcast partner in the fight against Vultarian. All three journalists make their way through the stage curtain, no one knowing where they will wind up-

Discord: -finally sits down- I've got chills! WOW. Well, that was EXHILARATING! But, uh….who's going to join me at the broadcast table? -crosses his fingers- Please don't be Whooves please don't be Whooves….

*As this commotion calms down, a video replay is shown from Sublime, showcasing NION Lights' STUNNING victory over two of Sublime's most skilled tag team, all by themselves!*

-Back live in the arena, a production manager makes his way down to the ring. He enters the ring, and goes over to Baritone, who has been awaiting to announce the competitors in the first match. He whispers something to him. Baritone tilts his head to the side, but ultimately nods, as the production manager leaves the ring-

Baritone: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to all of you, tonight's GUEST COMMENTATOR...for Monday Night Lunacy….FLUUUUTTEEEEEERRRRSHHHHHYYYY! -the crowd explodes with cheers again as Fluttershy's music hits. She soon appears in the arena, and begins doing her "Yay" gesture down the ramp at a brisk speed-

Crowd: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

-Fluttershy daintly walks over to the announce table, her head slightly towards the ground and her arms crossed and against her lap-

Fluttershy: -shyly bites her bottom lip- H-hello, Discord….

Discord: Fluttershy! -he takes her hand and lays a kiss upon it- Hel-LO my dear! Here, let me help you…-Discord places the headset around Fluttershy's head, who you can see is blushing from the kiss, though she sits down-

Fluttershy: Th-...thank you….

Discord: It was MY pleasure….I don't mean to sound rude, but, I didn't take you for the commentating type...how did this decision to trot you down here come about?

Fluttershy: Um...well, one of the arena workers came to my locker room, which is also...Rarity's locker room, and he told me that I was to go out here and join you…

Discord: Hmm...any idea as to WHY they chose YOU?

Fluttershy: N-not really...I guess it was Ms. Luna's decision. She knew I didn't have a match, after all….

Discord: Well, congrats on the promotion my dear!

Fluttershy: Um...t-to be honest….I'd rather have a match….

Discord: Oh, don't be so nervous, Fluttershy! You'll do FIIIINE. Heck, you're already better than that dalekhead Dr. Whooves-bleeeeh! You have that soothing, angelic voice that is sure to enchant the crowd!

Fluttershy: Oh...um….a-alright...I'll do my best…-puts on a weak smile-

Discord: That's the spirit! And listen! The crowd has faith in you, -the crowd hasn't stopped chanting "Yay" since Fluttershy came out, by the way- and so do I!

Fluttershy: Oh….if the crowd believes in me, than I know I can do ANYTHING. -determined face whatever that looks like-

Discord: What about me?

Fluttershy: Oh...th-thank you for believing in me, Discord….-squee-

Discord: Awwwwww! -tears up- That's...so PRECIOUS….ring the bell before I start crying!

Fluttershy: Do you need a tiss-

Discord: Oh don't worry about me, Fluttershy. I'll be fine!

Fluttershy: Oh...okay, wrestling fans….it's time for our first match: An eight team battle royal, to determine who will face EGO for the Combo of Carnage championship at next month's pay per view. Am...am I doing it right?

Discord: WONDERFUL Fluttershy! BRAAA-VO!

Fluttershy: Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

Discord: Naaaaw-it's too much!

*Match 1 happens*

Fluttershy: Wow. What an action-packed battle royal that was! From start to finish, each team gave it their all. Congratulations to the winners!

Discord: Can I just say that you make being out here SOOOO much more tolerable?

Fluttershy: Um...you just did say it.

Discord: -laughs- Good one, Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: I'm sorry. -frowns- That was pretty mean of me.

Discord: Oh NO, dear, it's fine! You are a WELCOME edition to the commentary team, TRUST ME.

Fluttershy: Okay, that makes me feel better. Shall we move onto the next match?

Discord: I don't see why not!

*Ehehehe….everybody come see the greatest show…* -no reaction-

Madden: The following CONTEST, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Making his way to the ring, representing..the ODDITIES! Weighing in at 225 POOOOUNDS….HUUUUGH...JEEEELLY!

Discord: What do you think of The Oddities, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: Um, I've never talked to any of them...in fact, Midnight Strike kind of….scares me…

Discord: Awwww. She is pretty intimidating, isn't she?

Fluttershy: Yes. But she's talented. They all are.

Discord: Well, they haven't shown me anything really. I'm not impressed.

Fluttershy: Now Discord, don't be like that. The last time they were on pay per view, they won!

Discord: And what have they done SINCE then, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: W-well….I….

Discord: I don't mean to make you upset, but I don't sugarcoat things….even though I do LOVE sugar!

Fluttershy: Okay, you're right….well, I guess The Oddities can look to use this match as a launching pad back to relevancy.

Discord: It would be a good idea. There's just one problem, though...the man Hugh is facing, wants the same thing...and he wants it, by any means NECESSARY….

*The Oddities silly dancing is cut off by the sound of the school bell. "CLASS...IS IN SESSION!"*

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 227 POOOUNDS! BIIIIILL..NYEEEEKEEEEER!

Fluttershy: I don't like Mr. Nyeker…..

Discord: What did that schmuck do to you, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: He scolded me because my skirt was a little too short….

Discord: Di-...did you cry?

Fluttershy: No….I kicked him in the testicles…-giggles-

Discord: Ha! Nice job, Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: He put me in detention after….THEN I cried….

Discord: -gasps and furrows his eyebrows- That JERK! I've seen you with that skirt! In fact, I don't think it's short ENOUGH!

Fluttershy: -stern look- No, no, Discord. That's naughty. Don't be naughty, Discord.

Discord: -gulps- I'm….sorry, Fluttershy….

-Bill Nyeker enters the ring after yelling teacher things at some fans. He sets his erasers down in the corner, and meets Hugh in the middle of the ring as the rest of The Oddities disperse from it-

Match 1: Hugh Jelly w/ The Oddities vs Bill Nyeker

-7 minutes later-

Fluttershy: With the performance of these two tonight, there's no doubt that they both have the tools to be relevant sooner rather than later.

Discord: Hugh's arm is hurt, though, I can tell. And so can Bill Nyeker, and he's going to give that arm a test; a test in resiliency. And if Bill has anything to say about it, that arm is going to FAIL.

-After an attempt of the "Number Crunch," or the Kimura lock used against Damien Sandow on Monday, Hugh escapes, and goes for his own finisher: The Sticky Situation. The crowd really isn't into this match at all as Nyeker escapes Hugh's attempt.

Nyeker quickly capitalizes on the stunned Hugh, taking his arm down to the mat with the Number Crunch, which he successfully locks in. It doesn't take long now for Hugh to tap out, much to the delight of the audience-

Discord: And Hugh gives up! Exactly as I suspected!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER, by SUBMISSION! BIIIIILL….NYEKEEERRRR!

Fluttershy: Hugh Jelly has some strong signs of victory, but you were right, Discord, his arm had been targeted nearly all match by Bill Nyeker, and that led to his downfall here tonight.

Discord: He may be rotten to the core, but he was nothing but effective tonight, and he proved that he is more hungry for the spotlight than The Oddities!

-After having his hand raised by the referee, Bill Nyeker goes back to stomp on Hugh's arm some more until his partners make their way into the ring. Bill quickly backs up into the corner as Clip Clop and Dance Fever stare him down, slowly approaching towards him.

Bill puts his hands up in surrender, as Hugh crawls on his uninjured arm in front of his comrades. Clip Clop does the right thing, and helps Hugh to his feet-

Fluttershy: Isn't friendship lovely, Discord?

Discord: It is with YOU, Fluttershy. -Fluttershy giggles-

-Clip Clop puts both of his hands on Hugh's face, which causes Hugh to smile. Clip Clop's smile turns sour, and before Hugh can react, Dance Fever comes from behind, grabbing Hugh and tossing him shoulder first into the steel turnbuckle. NOW the crowd seems to be reacting-

Fluttershy: Oh no!

Discord: Apparently friendship isn't THAT lovely to Dance Fever!

Fluttershy: What is he doing, Discord?!

Discord: It looks to me, Fluttershy, like he's dropping some dead weight…

-Dance pulls Hugh away from the post, and grabs ahold of both of his arms. Bill directs traffic as Clip Clop rebounds off the ropes, levelling Hugh with a big bicycle kick just as Dance let go of him. Hugh falls belly first onto the mat-

Fluttershy: NO! STOP THAT!

Discord: Sometimes, Fluttershy...these things are necessary…

Fluttershy: NO! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS!

Discord: In this business, Fluttershy, friendship isn't always the way to go….

-Bill walks over with a huge smile, and slaps a hand on the back of both Clip and Dance, who are looking down at Hugh with disgusted scowls. Midnight Strike looks shocked on the outside, as well.

Bill Nyeker gets back on the mat, and locks in the Number Crunch once again, this time putting extra torque into it. After a while, there is a loud snap heard, many members of the crowd cringing as Hugh begins screaming in pain. Many referees run down to literally YANK Bill Nyeker off of Hugh, whose arm has practically been torn clean off. Bill stands back up as Clip Clop and Dance Fever return, each with an eraser in a hand. They stretch their arm out in front of Nyeker, and bash their respective erasers together-

Nyeker: CLASS...DISMIIIIIISSED! -Clip and Dance hand the erasers to Nyeker, who stuffs them in his pocket. Midnight Strike frantically enters the ring to check on her boyfriend, along with the referees, and a few doctors who pass Bill Nyeker and his new honor students as they begin to walk up the ramp-

Fluttershy: -sobbing- Why...why did The Oddities do that? To their own PARTNER?!

Discord: Don't you feel bad for Hugh Jelly, Fluttershy. And don't blame Dance Fever or Clip Clop for this. They have to think about their careers too! Bill Nyeker has a new attitude, and he's been on TV more and more since gaining that new attitude, while The Oddities have been NOWHERE.

Fluttershy: It-sniffles-...it makes sense, but at the same time….it just sounds so wrong to me...I don't want to believe what just happened….

Discord: Believe it, sister. Dance Fever and Clip Clop are tired of this goofy circus schtick. It's time they grow up! It's time they advance their careers! It's time they utilize the talent they KNOW they have, and Bill Nyeker is the one to help them showcase it!

Fluttershy: Bill Nyeker...has destroyed...The Oddities….

Discord: Indeed he has….

-Bill stands at the top of the ramp, and smirks as his two newest students raise each of his hands high up in the air-

Hugh: My arm….I-I-I-I-I-...I think it's broken…

Doctor: Don't worry, Hugh! We're gonna get you fixed up. Don't worry.

Hugh: M-midnight….I love you….

-Midnight Strike can only look on with her hand over her mouth, before she sandwiches in Hugh's healthy hand with her two own hands-

Discord: Well isn't that sweet…

Fluttershy: It IS sweet Discord! Look at how much she cares! This is DREADFUL, simply DREADFUL as my good friend Rarity would say!

Discord: And Rarity would have the right idea. Look, I'm not condoning turning your back on your friends...unless they are worthless and are like a heavy anchor tied to your thigh, that is….-chuckles- Good for Clip Clop. Good for Dance Fever! PROSPER, my boys….PROSPER.

Fluttershy: You bring up good points….but I still think this is the saddest thing...I hope Hugh is okay…

*Match 3 happens*

*Interview Area*

-Due to the absence of Silver Shill, Sublime's interviewer, Marigold is standing by-

Marigold: I am here with Berry Punch, and Berry-

Berry: Eh eh! -shakes her head- You can talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16...Berry 3:16 says I'm gonna whoop Maud Pie's ASS! -the crowd cheers immensely- Before ya little ditzy self goes and asks Marble Cold a few…"hard hitting questions" -complete with air quotes- Let me save y'all the trouble. How do I feel about all that's been going on? How do ya think I feel? This monotoned mumblefuck, has inserted herself into MINE, and SCOOTALOO's..personal business. In fact, Scoots hasn't talked to me, since I hit that bitch with the Bar Tab, and knocked her lights out! I miss Scoots, and I'm tired of all this CRAP! If me beating the EVER. LOVIN' HELL out of Maud, means my friend will talk to me again, then HELL-that's an easy solution for me to solve! I'll do it. With a damn smile on my face! She has NO BUSINESS interfering in OUR careers! We didn't want it, we didn't need it, and we sure as hell ask for it! That sedimentary slut has only made things WORSE for BOTH of us! So tonight, I'm gonna stomp a sandcastle in her ass, AND H'WALK IT DRY! And Maud, after I'm done, I'm gonna take your little rock-hard boytoy, and we'll go book our OWN table at Applebee's, and I'll serve a toast, just for YOU. Hell, I'll even order a Jalapeno burger! And THAT'S THE BOTTOM LI-IIIINE….cuz Marble Cold SAID SO….-Berry's music immediately hits, as she walks away, bobbing her head.

It takes her a little bit for her to enter the arena, but the crowd is gracious enough to wait for her, and they show their appreciation as she makes her presence known-

Madden: The following CONTEST, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing FIRST! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 131 POOOUNDS! "MARBLE COOOOLD"...BEEERRYYYY...PUNCH!

Fluttershy: We haven't seen much of Maud Pie, but we do know she's strong. And Berry Punch is a straight up brawler! It's safe to say, Discord, that this match, is going to be a straight up FIGHT.

Discord: And do I love me a good old-fashioned brawl! If it spills out over on the announce table, I'll protect you Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: Um, if it's okay with you, I'll probably just run…-blushes with a smile-

Discord: I wouldn't blame you. BOTH of these women scare me!

-Berry enters the ring, and does her signature 4 rope two middle fingers in the air thing, before standing in a corner, cracking her neck-

*Fossil rocks are in the ground tonight….they've been done there for a really long ti-ime…* -equal amount of cheers-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From the Pie Family Rock FAAARM! Weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS! MAAAAUD!

Maud: Tom….let's roll. -Tom begins to roll down to the ring, but Maud is knocked off as Berry hops off the apron as she approaches the ring, causing both her and Maud to fall off of Tom. The crowd cheers-

Discord: HO-HO! HERE WE GO! THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD! -begins to sip soda out from his soda pop headset. When did it become that? I dunno Discord-

-Berry and Maud roll around on the steel floor, each gaining some pretty heavy blows. Soon, Maud is able to kick Berry off of her, sending her back first into Tom. The crowd "OOOHs" as Berry falls to the ground in pain.

Maud: -walking up to Tom and kissing him- Forgive me, baby. -she picks up Berry, and rams her head into Tom multiple times, before throwing her back in the ring-

Discord: YEESH! Even I have to admit, THAT's a bit much!

Fluttershy: I agree. It's a giant rock! I can only imagine what it feels like….

Discord: Probably a giant rock.

Fluttershy: -another stern look- Don't be snarky, Discord.

-Discord avoids Fluttershy's gaze, sipping soda like a madman-

-Maud enters the ring slowly, which proves to not be wise, as it gives Berry, who has blood pouring down her forehead as a result of Tom's exterior, a chance to throw Maud into the corner, and begins stomping on her until she's in a downed state-

Discord: Is she going to stomp a sandcastle in Maud before the bell even rings?!

Fluttershy: -innocent smile- I like sandcastles. They're very peaceful, and allow you to express your innermost creativity.

-The ref backs Berry into a corner, which causes the fans to boo, and Berry to flip off the ref, which gets the crowd cheering again. Berry comes barreling towards the ref, who barely gets out of the way in time. He calls for the bell to ring just as Maud moves out of the way, Berry crashing sternum first into the turnbuckles-

Match 4: Berry Punch vs Maud

-Now it's Maud's turn to heave Berry into the turnbuckle. She gives her some BIG chops to the chest for good measure, as well-

Discord: Good NISS! WOW that looked like it hurt!

Fluttershy: Early reports show that this match...is going to leave many a scar on both Maud and Berry Punch. You better refill your soda, Discord.

Discord: Already on it! -Discord begins pouring two 2-liters into the respective holes mindlessly. Much of it drips out onto the floor, but Discord doesn't care as he continues to watch the match. He throws the bottles to the side and continues to suck-

-Berry shoves Maud away, and comes running at her again, but she, once again, is countered by a THUNDEROUS spinebuster from Maud!-

Fluttershy: -winces- For those of you that are a fan of force vs force, you'd be wise not to change the channel….um...if that's okay with you…

Discord: There's no need to beg, Fluttershy! Anybody who would miss this match is a FOOL!

-Immediately off the spinebuster, Maud goes for a pin-

*1….2-Berry kicks out after an early two, blood leaking into the mat-

Discord: I can tell the trainer's room is going to be filled up tonight: Dislocated shoulders, blood-baths...and we've barely even gotten started!

Fluttershy: I'm a little bit squeamish, but I'll try my best not to faint….

Discord: I'llcatchyou.

Fluttershy: What was that?

Discord: NOTHING. -Discord quickly looks at Fluttershy before darting his eyes back to the ring, as he shows no signs in slowing down on the soda intake-

-9 minutes later-

-Maud goes for a Powerslam, but Berry escapes out of it, and kicks Maud in the gut as she turns around-

*BAR TAB!* -the crowd comes alive as Maud flops around on the mat-

Discord: SHE HITS IT! Put that on Maud's tab, because Berry Punch and Tom are going to APPLEBEEEE-Maud kicks out at 2 and a half, which stuns Discord, the crowd, and ESPECIALLY Berry-WHAT?!

Fluttershy: Applebee's is going to have to wait! Maud kicked out! Way to goooooo!

-Berry quickly composes herself, but she is soon caught in a small package from Maud-

-1…..2….-Berry kicks out as well-

Discord: Maud almost pulled one out!

Fluttershy: Maud is showing us that she has more than just sheer power at her disposal. She is also very intelligent. This just proves that Berry gets a little bit too carried away sometimes. She NEEDS to focus on her opponent.

Discord: That she does, or no Jalapeno burger for her!

Fluttershy: Mmm….that sounds good right now….

Discord: Wow...it really does...would you mind...after the show?

Fluttershy: ….Yes.

Discord: I was hoping for a "Yay," but I guess that wouldn't have made much sense.

Fluttershy: What fun is there in making sense?

Discord: HO! HAHA! SHE SAID IT!

-Fluttershy blushes, as she can tell that she is really starting to enjoy this commentary thing-

-4 minutes later-

-Maud is once again in the situation she was before the match started. Propped up against the middle and bottom turnbuckle, on her rump. Berry is currently stomping away at her-

Discord: Fetch Berry a pail, because her sandcastle is almost comple-Maud catches Berry's foot, and uses her superhuman strength to launch her halfway across the ring. Berry quickly recovers, but that is all the time Maud needed to run Berry over with "The Boulder Bash" (not sure what running move it is yet)

Discord: Uh oh...Berry Punch is in TROUBLE!

-Maud quickly picks Berry up, and throws her into the air, nailing her with "The Schist"!-

Discord: And...Applebee's just closed…

-1…..2….3! The bell rings as Maud stands up, unemotional about her victory-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR….MAAAUD!

Fluttershy: What a physical match! Both of these women are sure to have bruises on their bodies that won't heal for a LONG time. But in the end, Maud scores the biggest victory of her career yet, as she has just beaten Berry Punch!

Discord: Is it really all that surprising, though? Berry is one tough gal, but she made a few mistakes in this match, and that cost her. She let her emotions get the better of her.

Fluttershy: And of course, Maud doesn't have to worry about that, because, well...she has no emotions.

Discord: Precisely!

-Maud extends a hand, looking to help Berry up to her feet. Berry is hesitant, and looks out at the crowd as they begin chanting "Yay!" This changes Berry's mind, and so she accepts Maud's help, shaking her hand as she gets to her feet, which the crowd cheers and claps for-

Maud: That was a great fight, Berry. You should be proud.

Berry: You're DAMN right it was! Ya damn near nearly cracked my skull open at the beginning there!

Maud: I was only trying to prove myself to you. But in the end, you proved yourself to me. I won't meddle in your relationship with Scootaloo anymore?

Berry: ….Come again?

Maud: I know that Scootaloo is in good hands if she has someone as tough as you watching her back.

Berry: Awww hell! I may be tough, but I made a mistake, and y'all took advantage of it. Scootaloo could benefit from YOU watching her back, too.

Maud: Really? -Berry nods- Wow. You don't know how happy I am to hear you say that.

Berry: Well, I can't say I do, because you don't sound happy at a-...forget it.

Maud: We all make mistakes, Berry. I made one for getting involved with you and Scootaloo in the first place. You were doing just fine.

Berry: Well, we'd do even BETTER with you on the team….

Maud: Really? You'd really let me team with you and Scootaloo?

Berry: -nods- We'll have to talk about this later, though, because right about now, this is gonna have to be put on my tab….-without a second more of hesitation, Berry kicks Maud in the gut, and drops her with another Bar Tab! The crowd cheers as her music hits-

Fluttershy: Oh my!

Discord: And Maud just made another mistake right there….

-Berry drops to her knees, and instead of talking trash, she shakes Maud's limp hand-

Berry: Welcome to the club, Maud...I'll see y'all and Tom at Applebee's! -Maud poses on the 4 turnbuckles again, throwing her middle fingers up in the air-

Fluttershy: That was unexpected! But...oddly enough, very respectable of Berry…

Discord: She shook her hand TWICE, and now, Maud gets to roll with Scootaloo and Berry Punch! How cool must that be? The finisher was just to show Maud that Berry wasn't going to take that loss lying down.

Fluttershy: None-the-less, tonight, these two brawlers earned each other's respect. And they may have learned some valuable lessons about the other, as well…

Discord: Yeah. Don't try to match strength with Maud, and DON'T YOU EVER let your guard down around Berry Punch! What a great match!

-Berry gives Maud's unconscious body a pat, before exiting the ring-

Fluttershy: Coming up next here at Final Reckoning, we are going to be treated to our first of a handful of championship matches here tonight.

Discord: Yes. The...romanticists, Lyra and Bon Bon, are going to be taking on the ruthless team of Silver Spoon, and Turf, for the Chick Combo championship!

Fluttershy: Well, the champions didn't look TOO ruthless this past Monday on Lunacy; including a loss to Cadance and Lightning Dust, and...Silver Spoon's….

Discord: -clears his throat- If you haven't seen it, let's just say that tonight's pay per view is being brought to you by Pamper's…-snickers heavily-

Fluttershy: All jokes aside, the challengers would be wise to not take their opponents lightly…

*Lyra and Bon Bon's theme song hits, eliciting an array of cheers and wolf whistles*

Madden: The following TAG TEAM contest, scheduled for ONE FALL, is..for the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOOOO…..CHAAAAMPIONSHIIIIIP! Introducing the challengers...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 260 POOOUNDS! LYRA! AAAAAAAAND BON BOOOOOOONNNNNN!

Fluttershy: I think this is just the sweetest thing. Love is powerful by itself, but these two really give the term a whole new meaning. Not only are they challenging society, but they are challenging for the tag team championships here tonight!

Discord: They are literally FIGHTING for their love. Yes, it's truly something to behold….it's pretty hot, too!

Fluttershy: Discord! Control yourself out here! You are not being the LEAST bit professional!

Discord: Dear, do you WATCH Sublime? I am ANYTHING but professional!

Fluttershy: I do watch Sublime. I guess I'm just too busy paying attention to Dragon Roberts. -giggles- He's cute.

Discord: -flabbergasted, mumbles- Oh great...yet ANOTHER commentator for me to hate….

-Lyra and Bon Bon due their booty shake kiss entrance rope butt-hugging thing, which always reels in the male viewers, before entering the ring and waiting their opponents-

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. Don't hate me cuz I speak tru-ee…* -many a boo-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 239 POOOUNDS! They are, the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOOO champions….TURF! Aaaaand SILVER SPOOOOON!

Discord: This rivalry actually goes back a little more than you'd think. I seem to recall a certain incident in February, where Turf, who is widely known as speaking her mind, mocked Bon Bon and Lyra's sexual orientation.

Fluttershy: Yes. I remember gasping at that moment as it happened on TV, and though I didn't say it out loud, I secretly wanted Bon Bon and Lyra to earn the opportunity to get back at these two, especially Turf, for those AWFUL comments….it just wasn't right!

Discord: In the past few weeks, Bon Bon has gained a victory over Silver Spoon in singles competition, and earlier this week, the taffy tandem were able to punk out the champs in their tag team bout against Cadance and Lightning Dust.

Fluttershy: So it's clear that Lyra and Bon Bon are in the champions' heads. But tonight, comes the real challenge. We both know how crafty Silver Spoon and Turf can be. They'll do ANYTHING in order to retain their titles!

Discord: Well, they learned from the best, Diamond Tiara, who will also be in action tonight.

Fluttershy: Right now it's about the Chick Combo titles, though.

Discord: That it is.

Crowd: WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Turf: AW SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE ALL THE ONLY PEONS I SEE OUT HERE!

Discord: That didn't really make much sense, but Turf doing her best to instill damage control, none-the-less.

-Turf and Silver Spoon hand the ref their titles. He begins to circle the ring after showing them to all competitors. Both Silver Spoon and Bon Bon exit the ring as Turf and Lyra stand in the middle-

Match 5: Chick Combo championship: Bon Bon and Lyra vs Turf and Silver Spoon

Turf: YOU LITTLE LESBIAN LEECHES WILL NEVER GET YOUR SOILED HANDS ON OUR TI-Lyra walks over and shuts up Turf by slapping her hard in the face. Turf falls on her ass in shock-

Discord: GOSH WAS THAT HARD?!

Fluttershy: -nods- Good for Lyra! Sometimes, and I hope I don't get in trouble for this, but someone needs to shut up Turf for good!

Discord: -gasps- Fluttershy! I'm shocked! Such HATRED in your voice!

Fluttershy: -frowns- Yeah...I've got a lot of problems I need to work out…

Turf: -getting back to her feet- MARK MY WORDS, YOU CLIT-CLUTCHER! I'M GOING TO STOMP YOUR OVARIES INTO OBLIVION!

-14 minutes later-

-Lyra twists Silver Spoon's neck, as she looks to connect with her Corgscrew Neckbreaker. However, Turf comes in and kicks Lyra right in the crotch, right in front of the referee. The referee immediately calls for the bell as Lyra releases her grip on Silver's neck, instead opting to fall to the mat in pain-

Fluttershy: Oh my….that was Lyra and Bon Bon's moment…

Discord: We talked about it before the match! Turf and Silver Spoon are indeed VERY aware of their surroundings! And they just saved their tag team titles!

Fluttershy: That's….so wrong...they had it won!

Discord: We don't know that for sure, but it did look as if that was how it was going. Turf made sure it didn't go down that way, though.

-Bon Bon enters the ring to attack Turf, but she is blindsided from behind by Silver Spoon as she backs her into the corner. The crowd boos as Silver and Turn beat up Bon Bon for a bit. Turf goes over to Lyra as Silver Spoon picks up Bon Bon, before flattening her to the mat not too long after with the Silver Lining.

Turf, meanwhile, spreads Lyra's legs-

Turf: YOU'RE USED TO THIS. AREN'T YA, YA LITTLE SLUT?! -She then begins stomping forcefully on Lyra's crotch again and again- DON'T YOU EVER SLAP ME! DON'T! -stomp- YOU! -stomp- EVER! -stomp SLAP! -stomp- ME! -and one final EXCRUCIATING stomp-

Fluttershy: That's enough! Just take your titles and leave…

Discord: It's about proving a point, champions' gameplay changed because Turf was clearly upset about being slapped. Turf is a prideful woman, above all else. The last thing she wanted here tonight was to be made into a fool. So, she made sure that backfired on Lyra and Bon Bon, and now THEY'RE the fools

Turf: I TOLD YOU I'D PULVERIZE YOUR OVARIES! -Turf forcefully grabs her title from the ref, as does Silver Spoon- I TOLD YOU! -her and Silver Spoon leave the ring with triumphant smirks-

Madden: The winners of this match, by DISQUALIFICATION…..Lyra and Bon Bon! However, STILL, the Chick. Combo champions….Turf! And Silver Spoon!

Fluttershy: A great match, with a disappointing finish. I hope Lyra and Bon Bon can get a fair shot at the titles next time, because I thought that was unacceptable…

Discord: Fluttershy, when you win a title, you'll learn that it's easier to LOSE the title, then to keep it….Turf was just taking the necessary precautions to make sure that didn't happen.

Fluttershy: ...You may be right, but that doesn't mean I have to like what I just saw…

-Silver Spoon holds her title in the air on the ramp-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF!

Turf: Fuck YOU ALL! I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH MY TITLE! -Turf flips off the fans, and her and a giggling Silver Spoon walk away to the backstage area-

*Match 6 and 7 happen*

Fluttershy: From the titans of Sublime, we move on to the titans of Lunacy.

Discord: Up next, Rumble defends his championship, against Flash Sentry, and Shining Armor.

Fluttershy: These multi-superstar matches always excite me more than any other. Add in the fact that Flash Sentry and Shining Armor are currently embroiled in a blood feud, and you have the making of an instant classic for the Carnage championship!

Discord: Indeed we do. Turf and Silver Spoon were desperate earlier to keep their titles. Well, Rumble is a champion who is desperate, to keep his spotlight.

Fluttershy: And with both Shining Armor and Flash basically being placed into this match without really earning it, Rumble is very upset. And that anger, to me, is going to make him a force to be reckoned with in this match.

Discord: I agree. Flash and Shining may want to tear each other limb from limb, but they've GOT to keep their eyes on Rumble! He has been proving everyone wrong as of late, and he's definitely not going to stop turning heads tonight.

*FLASH!...Ahaaaa!* -the crowd lights up with cheers-

Madden: The following TRIPLE THREAT match, scheduled for ONE FALL! IS, for the CARNAAAAGE..CHAMPIONSHIIIIP! Making his way to the ring, FIRST! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 227 POOOOUNDS! FLAAAASSSH! SEEEENTRRRRRY!

Fluttershy: It was one month ago at Retribution, where Flash Sentry lost to his one-time best friend, Shining Armor, it what is considered the BIGGEST double cross in the EWF to date.

Discord: And since that night, since losing that match, since losing his girlfriend, Flash Sentry has adopted a whole new attitude! He's a bit more unstable, similar to another competitor who lost something coming out of that match...but Flash is focused on making Shining Armor's life, a living HELL.

Fluttershy: And I'm not saying he isn't capable of that. I mean, he got himself into this title match pretty easily. But that's just it...this is a TITLE match. Flash can beat up Shining Armor all he wants, but winning the Carnage championship should be his TOP priority. IF he can do that, than he will truly have rectified the events of his last match on pay per view.

Discord: Let us not forget, though, the absence, of Silver Shill. A man who has in recent weeks, become close friends with Flash. Where is he? And where is Flash's head at, now that he knows that he could be ANYWHERE?

Fluttershy: That is why I don't like Flash's chances in this match. He's got too much to think about! I think he's going to break down sooner rather than later…

Discord: Well, you can't get disqualified in a triple threat match, so maybe him breaking down would be the best thing for him.

Fluttershy: Hmm...you have a good point.

*The sky turns to, a different shade of blu-ee...* -boos now accompany the Lunacy Asylum-

Madden: Aaaand HIS OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 241 POOOUNDS! SHINIIIING...ARMOOOOOOR!

Discord: On the other hand, THIS man seems to have everything going for him. He's a key player for Luna and Star Swirlinaitis, he's got a girlfriend that is willing to do ANYTHING to get him to the top, and he's most likely got Silver Shill, a dear friend of Flash Sentry's, in his possession. I'd say that Shining Armor has nothing to worry about…

Fluttershy: Except Flash Sentry wanting to kill him.

Discord: Well, I'm sure that Shining expects that. But like we just discussed, Flash has a lot on his mind. Hell, Shining his put SO much weight on Flash Sentry's mind, he may be easy pickings for tonight.

Fluttershy: Still, that leaves only one man. A man that NEITHER of these competitors want to overlook…

*Rumble's theme plays to many cheers*

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENT! Now making his seasonal residence, in CAMPO GRANDE, BRAZIL! Weighing in at 192 POOOUNDS...he is, the CARNAAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOOON…...RrrrrrrrrrrUMBLLLLLE!

Discord: Wow! Rumble must be LIVING like a champ up there in the rainforests of Brazil!

Fluttershy: Since becoming champion, however, Rumble hasn't taken ONE day off! He's been impressing everybody since he beat Overdrive for the title the night after Proving Grounds.

Discord: A triple threat match last month, and now another one here tonight. Even at 192 pounds, a victory tonight will establish Rumble as a POWERHOUSE, figuratively speaking, among ALL of the male competitors in the EWF!

-Rumble poses on the ring apron in his ostrich fur jacket, snapping many a selfie before sliding in the ring. He takes off his championship, and shoves it in both Shining and Flash's faces. Shining smirks, while Flash scowls, clasping all his fingers together. Rumble then hands the title to the referee before going over to a corner, and lounging on the top turnbuckle to take more selfies-

-The referee circles the ring with the Carnage championship, while the fans break out into chants of "RUM-BLE'S GOR-GEOUS!" Half of the other fans respond with chants of "LET'S GO FLA-ASH!" This happen for a while, until all of the fans stop, before agreeing with the chant of "SHI-NING SUCKS," which nearly sends Shining into a frenzy. He steps out onto the apron-

Shining: I don't suck! I get SUCKED OFF! -the crowd boos, as Shining accepts their boos and smirks. Flash comes up from behind and dropkicks Shining in the back, knocking him off the apron, and causing his throat to land on the top of the barricade-

Fluttershy: And that gets rid of Shining momentarily. Maybe he DOES have a chance afterall!

Discord: He's going to have to beat Rumble pretty fast, though, which is going to be easier said than done.

-The crowd cheers as Flash and Rumble circle each other in the middle of the ring, the bell soon ringing-

Match 8: Carnage Championship: Rumble vs Flash Sentry vs Shining Armor

-13 minutes later-

-Flash jumps off the top rope, looking to hit Rumble with an air attack. Rumble counters by catching Flash with a WICKED Superkick right to the jaw, which makes the fans go "OOOOHHH!"-

Discord: SUPERKICK! A SUPERKICK THAT ROCKS FLASH!

Fluttershy: Rumble could have his title retained right here!

-Rumble hooks the leg. 1…...2…-Shining comes in to break it up, dropping an elbow over the top of Rumble's ear. He quickly picks up Rumble, hitting him with "Surfs Up"! He goes for a pin, trying to win the match, but gets only two-

Discord: This match will continue! I can't get over that superkick though! Flash is knocked out, I think!

-5 minutes later-

-Shining hoists Rumble up into the air-

Fluttershy: Is Shining Armor going to drop Rumble with an Electric Chair?!

Discord: It sure looks that way…

-Flash, meanwhile, is climbing up to the top again. He jumps off, flying so high that he grabs Rumble's head, vaulting himself over it, bringing Rumble's head crashing down into the mat from OFF OF SHINING'S SHOULDERS! The crowd is going NUTS!-

Fluttershy: Oh MY!

Discord: THE FLASH FLOOD! FLASH SENTRY, HITS THE FLASH FLOOD, FROM OVER 12 FEET IN THE AIR! RUMBLE'S HEAD, HAS BEEN SPIKED INTO THE MAT, AND HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN, IS ABOUT TO GO UP IN SMOKE!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

-Shining recovers quickly from that INSANE move, and tosses Flash out of the ring. The crowd boos as he quickly turns Rumble onto his back-

Fluttershy: There's NO WAY he's going to kick out of this! We're going to have a new champi-Fluttershy's bold prediction is proven wrong, as Rumble gets his shoulder up JUST. IN. TIME!- WHAT!?

Discord: That's what I'm saying! HOW. IN. THE. HELL?!

-The crowd is on their feet, as Shining slowly brings his arms out to the side-

Shining: ….HOW?! HOW?! -Shining goes for another pin, getting two once again- HOW!? -one final pin, and one final 2 and a half count- HOW?! -he begins pounding on the mat furiously-

Discord: If you can't pin Rumble off of THAT the first time, you CERTAINLY won't pin him any other time!

Fluttershy: I'm still struggling to find WORDS! How on EARTH did Rumble have the will-with-all to KICK OUT OF THAT?!

Discord: I'm just glad that this announce table FINALLY has some life in it again! THANK YOU for this opportunity, Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: It's not over YET, Discord, but you're welcome!

Discord: And at this rate, it's not going to be over for a LONG time!

-dozens of replays of Flash Sentry's MEGA Flash Flood ensue, each time from a different, exciting angle-

-4 minutes later-

-Deja Vu occurs, as Flash THIS TIME attempts to hit a Flash Flood on Rumble, except this time it's on the mat-

Fluttershy: Not AGAIN!

-Rumble, fortunately, counters by throwing Flash over his shoulders, quickly walking over to rest on a corner.

Shining was right behind both of them, though, and he catches Flash in his arms, and begins running full steam ahead at the turnbuckle. When Rumble turns around, Shining LAUNCHES Flash right into him! Rumble falls to the mat, but Flash steps away from the turnbuckle, groggy-

Discord: These three have been putting their bodies on the line ALL MATCH, and THAT is another perfect example of what they are willing to do to capture the Carnage championship!

Fluttershy: And it is SO EXCITING to watch! I don't know what's going to happen next!

-What happens next, is Shining nails Flash with his finisher, The Big Kahuna! He pins Flash.

1…...2…..-Flash kicks out, which only makes the fans go THAT much insane-

Fluttershy: AND NOW FLASH KICKS OUT! WHEN WILL IT END?!

Discord: I've heard murmurs, I've heard whispers from certain fans, that the Males division in the EWF isn't as good as the female division. I've heard that the men don't "give it their all." I've heard that they "aren't as exciting as the women." Well I DARE you to say ANY of that after this match! These three are putting the Mens division On. The. MAP! They...have ARRIVED!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Fluttershy: And THAT only drives it home! What a performance from all THREE of these competitors!

-3 minutes later-

-Flash finally has Shining all to himself. He is about to hit the one final Flash Flood, but his eyes bulge, and his jaw drops as Silver Shill appears on the ramp-

Fluttershy: He's okay!

Discord: But what's he doing out here?! This is the biggest match of Flash's career! He can't afford to be distracted!

-Flash lets go of his grip of Shining a little bit over his excitement, and his sudden smile soon turns to pain as Shining low blows Flash-

Discord: And unlike earlier, this match is No Disqualification, so the match is NOT over!

Fluttershy: Also, I'm not a man, but I know from having conversations with a few, that their private parts are a LOT more susceptible to serious damage from a shot like that!

Discord: It hurts just thinking about it…

-Silver slowly walks down to the ring, entering it before too long. He pulls out a lead pipe as Shining gets to his feet. Shining grins, and so does Silver, as he gives Shining a high five-

Discord: Wait a minute…

Fluttershy: Oh no...not another betrayal! Why can't Flash catch a break!

Discord: Shining Armor and Sunset kidnapped this young lad, and they must've molded him into the PERFECT plan to eliminate Flash Sentry! He never. Saw. It COMING. It's BRILLIANT!

-Silver reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a lead pipe-

Discord: And now, the ALL too familiar equalizer…

Fluttershy: No, Silver! NO!

Crowd: NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY!

-Flash looks shocked and angered as he is frozen on his knees. Silver raises the pipe up, but jumps out to his side, and instead strikes it against Shining Armor's cranium-

Fluttershy: He didn't do it! HE DIDN'T DO IT!

Discord: He "did it", just not to whom Shining Armor was expecting him to do it to!

-Flash jumps up to his feet, and hugs Silver Shill, who throws the pipe to the mat. The two smile as Shining rolls out to the floor outside-

-Rumble rolls Flash up, but Flash throws himself off of Rumble at 2, the crowd's excitement peaking as Flash stops himself from colliding with Silver Shill, who has blocked his face with his hands-

Fluttershy: That was REALLY close. Silver should get out of there!

-Flash turns around to see Rumble spinning at him. Flash naturally moves out of the way, but Silver isn't so lucky, as Rumble's Beauty Mark connects with his face! The crowd is into this so much as Silver falls flat on his face. Flash falls to his knees immediately to check on his friend-

Fluttershy: OH NOOOOO!

Discord: PAY ATTENTION, FLASH!

-Rumble quickly picks up the lead pipe, and bashes Flash in the back of the head with it. Rumble quickly lays himself over Flash as he falls to the mat-

-1…...2….3! The bell rings, as Rumble throws a clenched fist in the air in celebration-

Discord: Flash has no one to blame but himself…

Fluttershy: Rumble….Rumble has retained his title again!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER, and STILLLL...the CARNAAAGE CHAMPIOOON...RrrrrrrUMBLLLLLEEEE!

-Half of the crowd isn't the happiest with the outcome, but everyone in the arena can agree that that match was too good for them to care who won. The standing ovation they give is well deserved-

Discord: Flash Sentry put on the performance of a lifetime, but he took his eye off of the match for a SPLIT second, and it cost him, just as we both said he would, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: I know I said that, but he was concerned for his friend's well-being! Silver Shill isn't a wrestler!

Discord: And yet, he interjected himself into this match.

Fluttershy: Who KNOWS what Sunset and Shining did to him in that room, and even out of it! The greatest revenge he could've gotten was costing Shining this match!

Discord: Well, in the end, he cost FLASH the match too.

Fluttershy: He didn't mean to!

Discord: I know that, but...you know what, you're right again. You can look at it anyway you want. Flash cost HIMSELF this match. I know he's your friend, but you are in a TITLE MATCH! Your eyes must be on the action at ALL TIMES!

Fluttershy: -sighs- I guess I can't argue with that...but I can't help but feel bad for Flash and Silver…

Discord: Don't be. They brought this upon themselves. Hopefully they both learned a lesson from this. Silver should stay out of the ring, and Flash should pay attention.

Fluttershy: Well, regardless, we ALL learned two things from this match: all THREE of these men are some of the greatest wrestlers in the world, and Rumble is ABSOLUTELY deserving of the Carnage championship! He isn't a flash in the pan, he's NOT just a pretty face! He is as real as a champion can get, and he EARNED that victory.

-Rumble holds his title by his face, as he continues to take selfie after selfie. Shining Armor is propped up against the barricade, holding his head, and both Rumble and Silver Shill are right by each other, both unconscious-

*Matches 9 and 10 happen*

Fluttershy: Next up is a match that within all of tonight's chaos, may have gotten overlooked. But it's been a long time coming, and it most DEFINITELY will be something you don't want to miss!

Discord: Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara faced off on the very first episode of Lunacy back on January 1st. They have not been in a one on one situation since then. This goes back YEARS further than that, however.

Fluttershy: Yes. You've heard of childhood friends? Well, these two are childhood NEMESIS. Their bad blood has spilt over the Equestrian Wrestling Federation.

Discord: Scootaloo cost Diamond Tiara a month of her career, but Diamond Tiara has cost Scootaloo YEARS of anguish. Tonight is Scootaloo's chance to pay Diamond back for all that abuse.

Fluttershy: But it also gives Diamond Tiara the opportunity to fulfill a dream of hers: To rid Scootaloo from her life, and from the EWF...this is not simply a grudge match...this is far beyond any level of storytelling imaginable…

*A match promo for this war airs*

*Colorful rainbows catch my eyes, when I see you fly across the sky!* -cataclysmic cheers-

Discord: And here we go…

Madden: The following contest, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 118 POOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fluttershy: Pound for pound, Scootaloo is the lightest competitor in the EWF. But what she lacks in size, she makes up for in agility, and HEART. Scootaloo is FILLED to the BRIM with heart!

Discord: We've seen her in quite the handful of battles over the past few months. But tonight, this, as we alluded to, is a flat out WAR….Diamond Tiara isn't going to show ANY mercy to young Scootaloo. She is out for blood. She is out to hurt this young woman.

Fluttershy: Scootaloo is no joke, though. And this match means more than any other match she has been in up to this point. Scootaloo has been waiting for this moment for years and YEARS! Day after day of misery and suffering, dealt to her by this cruel, pink-skinned menace. Scootaloo doesn't look afraid tonight, though! She has no reason to be afraid of Diamond Tiara anymore! She can beat the tar out of her tonight, and the only thing that can stop her, is a few simple rules. To me, the ball is in Scootaloo's court. Her revenge will not be denied!

-Scootaloo roams around the ring, firing up the crowd-

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...don't hate me cuz I speak tru-ue…* -the boos are back-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOOUNDS! DIAAAAMOOOND….TIIIIARAAAA!

Discord: And let's not forget the very important caveat in the favor of Scootaloo tonight: Turf and Silver Spoon will NOT be at ringside.

Fluttershy: Oh, that's right! Diamond Tiara said it herself the night she challenged Scootaloo to this match! Can we really believe her?

Discord: No matter how dastardly someone may be, when they put their minds to something, they intended to accomplish it on their OWN. This is something that Diamond Tiara needs to do HERSELF. She needs to PROVE that she DOESN'T need Turf or Silver Spoon in order to pick up a big win.

Fluttershy: Because, let's face it. Every single time Diamond Tiara has beaten Scootaloo, it was a handicap match, and all those times, Scootaloo's partners were accidentally cost her the victory! Diamond Tiara is, for the first time, TRULY by herself tonight.

-Diamond Tiara enters the ring, placing her tiara under the turnbuckles, and messing with her hair a little bit. She begins stretching, the crowd booing-

Crowd: START THE MATCH! START THE MATCH! START THE MATCH! START THE MATCH!

Scootaloo: COME ON, DIAMOND!

Discord: Give the young lady a minute to warm up!

Fluttershy: She couldn't do that backstage?

Discord: She was nervous! But now that she's in the ring, the butterflies have went away! IT HAPPENS.

Fluttershy: Looks like she's afraid to me.

Diamond: GET OFF MY BACK! I'm delaying your destruction...YOU SHOULD BE THANKING M-

-Diamond Tiara is cut off as Scootaloo walks over and catches her with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. The crowd erupts in cheers as Diamond falls to the mat-

Fluttershy: Scootaloo can wait no longer! She wants Diamond Tiara NOW!

-The referee decides to ring the bell-

Match 11: Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo

Discord: Welp, I guess she's getting her…

-Scootaloo grabs ahold of Diamond's luscious pink hair, and CHUCKS her over the top rope in front of the announce table. She steps back a bit, and rebounds off the ropes when Diamond starts getting up, launching herself over the top rope and crashing into Diamond-

Discord: Front Flip Senton! And Scootaloo is taking it to the princess early!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! -Scootaloo picks up Diamond again, and looks towards the announce table with a smirk-

Discord: FLUTTERSHY! RUUUUN!

-Scootaloo throws Diamond over the announce table, causing her to knock over Fluttershy's chair. Scootaloo dives over the table and onto Diamond herself, pummeling her with her hungry fists-

-The referee soon reaches the count of 7, and Scootaloo decides it's time to bring the action back into the ring, where she isn't restricted. She grabs Diamond by her hair again, and stuffs her in under the bottom rope as Diamond shrieks-

Fluttershy: Well, this match has lasted longer than Diamond's last pay per view outing, but at this rate, it won't last much longer….

-Scootaloo holds onto the top rope, and jumps onto it. Before she can jump off, however, Diamond kicks out one of legs, causing Scootaloo's sternum to crash into the top rope. Diamond grabs Scootaloo on the apron, and positions her on the top rope with only her feet. She levels her with a spinning neckbreaker, kicking her feet off of the ropes to disband the idea of a ropebreak-

-1…...2!-

Discord: And Scootaloo kicks out at exactly two! You were right about one thing, Fluttershy; Scootaloo is LOADED with heart! Diamond Tiara is going to have to try harder than that!

-11 minutes later-

-Both Diamond and Scootaloo are on the top rope-

Fluttershy: This doesn't look good for either of these two...oh no….

Discord: Is Diamond gonna go for it?!

-Diamond grabs ahold of Scootaloo's trunks, and falls off the top rope, a superplex in mind. Diamond's plan backfires as Scootaloo lands on her feet, while Diamond still falls. She gets up quickly though, but she is quickly sent back down to the mat as Scootaloo hits her with one of her signature, Stunted Growth!-

Fluttershy: Scootaloo, showing why she is the master of front flips! And now a cover!

-1….2….-Diamond Tiara kicks out-

Discord: Diamond Tiara is holding her own, though! Scootaloo looks visibly surprised!

-4 minutes later-

-Once again, just like at the start of the match, Scootaloo is standing on the apron, waiting for Diamond to get up-

Fluttershy: Will this pay off for Scootaloo THIS time?

-When Diamond gets up, Scootaloo jumps up and off the top rope. She is actually able to take flight, unlike the first time, but Diamond doesn't let her attack pan out, as she cranes her head up, and catches Scootaloo's head on the way down, executing her finishing move, the Diamond Cutter! The crowd is going crazy-

Discord: DIA. MOND. CUTTER! FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!

Fluttershy: I think she's got it!

-Diamond, who is running out of energy, is barely able to get Scootaloo on her back for a cover-

Discord: 1…...2…..3-NO! NO! SCOOTALOO KICKED OUT! SCOOTALOO. KICKED. OUT!

-Diamond begins pounding on the mat, and gets to her feet to argue with the referee-

Fluttershy: My advice would be that Scootaloo doesn't go for that again, because it almost cost her AGAIN! But I give her all the credit in the world for kicking out of that INSANE Diamond Cutter!

Discord: As do I. These two are testing each other both physically AND mentally, and it is just SO exciting to watch! My hat's off to both of them!

-3 minutes later-

-Scootaloo's neck is propped up on the middle rope, and Diamond is bringing her knee down on it-

Ref: 1….2….3….4….HEY BREAK IT UP! -the ref gets a bit forceful as he pushes his hands into Diamond's abdomen. Diamond looks appalled as Scootaloo begins coughing-

Fluttershy: Diamond almost got herself disqualified there...she needs to pay attention.

Discord: And Scootaloo needs to find a way to get back in this contest. Diamond has been in control since she hit that Diamond Cutter!

Diamond: Don't TOUCH ME! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME!

Ref: You have a FIVE COUNT, and you must ABIDE BY IT! GET OFF HER AT FIVE!

-As this is going on, Scootaloo is trying her best to maintain a steady breathing pattern. She soon doesn't need to worry about that, as she is clobbered in the side of the head by Turf, and her Boss Knuckles. The crowd immediately begins booing as Diamond Tiara catches the action out of the corner of her eye, a small smirk forming across her face-

Fluttershy: NO! WHAT IS TURF DOING OUT HERE?!

Discord: Well clearly she's here to make sure Diamond Tiara wins!

Fluttershy: DIAMOND TIARA SAID SHE WASN'T GOING TO SHOW UP!

Discord: Maybe Turf was going for a jog-I DON'T KNOW! The referee didn't see it anyway!

-Turf sneaks away from Scootaloo, and crouches down in front of the stage-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF!

-Diamond pushes the referee away, as Scootaloo looks to be easy pickings. Some blood begins to roll out from the side of her head, as her eyes are shut, her neck still on the middle rope like nothing ever happened.

Diamond grabs Scootaloo by her feet, and drags her off the middle rope and to the middle of the ring-

Fluttershy: Scootaloo can't defend herself! She's completely out of it! She didn't know what hit her!

Discord: Someone might want to let her know when she wakes up.

Fluttershy: This isn't right Discord and you know it!

Discord: The only thing I know is that Diamond Tiara looks to have victory in her grasp.

-Diamond grins out at the crowd as she slowly picks Scootaloo up. She can't stand up, so she just falls against Diamond's shoulder. Diamond pats her on the head, as Scootaloo's blood begins to gather on Diamond's shoulder.

Diamond separates Scootaloo from her body, holding her chin. After waiting for a few seconds, she turns around and cradles her arms around Scootaloo's neck, forcing her into the mat with another lethal Diamond Cutter. She turns her onto her back, this time with ease-

Fluttershy: The cover...1….2….3….-Fluttershy's head droops- No! -the crowd begins to boo even more as the bell rings-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER! DIAAAMOND..TIAAAARAAAA!

Fluttershy: I can't believe Diamond would stoop so low! She said there would be NO trace of either of her BFFs in this match! -as Fluttershy is talking, Turf sneaks off to the back- And THERE she goes! She should be BANNED from all future Diamond Tiara matches!

Discord: Wow, Fluttershy. That headset must really give you a sense of POWER...tell us how you REALLY feel….

Fluttershy: I just did! Scootaloo has so much heart-

Discord: She also has a head that just got assaulted by jewelry.

Fluttershy: I guess we now see Diamond Tiara's true colors...we already knew she was a bully, but now we have another piece to the puzzle...she's a liar!

Discord: Calm down, Fluttershy. Like you said, She's got heart! She'll be right back up on her feet in no time!

Fluttershy: That isn't the point! Scootaloo is going to be absolutely DISAPPOINTED when she wakes up! She got a fair amount of shots in on Diamond Tiara, but she didn't WIN….the good guy is always supposed to win, but Scootaloo DIDN'T…

Discord: No, but Diamond Tiara did, and I'm proud for her! She proved that the 8 second loss last month was a fluke! She is a bright, shining star on Lunacy, and everybody on that roster...had better take NOTICE.

-Diamond Tiara places her crown on her head, and begins prancing around the ring with her hands on her hips. She kicks at Scootaloo's limp body until the referee runs her off. She laughs as she exits the ring-

*Promo for EWF's next pay per view, "Frontline"*

Fluttershy: Well, it's no secret that the result of that last match upset me...but one competitor in our next match has the opportunity to get me in a good mood again! -smiles-

Discord: The whole "revenge" trope seems to be quite common here in the EWF, and our Crater Chick championship bout tonight has that exact word written all over it.

Fluttershy: It was last month at Retribution where Shining Armor helped Sunset Shimmer, the woman who INJURED his own girlfriend Cadance, retain her title against Rarity. And with that action, Cadance lost sleep. Cadance's cheerful personality turned to much more grim, and sinister.

Discord: And that might be exactly what Cadance needs in order to dethrone Sunset here tonight. For the first time EVER, Sunset's opponent has gotten into her head! This is as personal as it gets, folks. A love triangle for the ages. But when you add a title to the equation, you are in for a collision that promises to render you...speechless…

*A promo package vs Cadance vs Sunset Shimmer*

Madden: -as the bell rings- The following contest, scheduled for ONE FALL, IS, for the CRATER CHIIIICK...CHAAAMPIONSHIIIIIIP! -the crowd is definitely interested in this one-

*It seems you're waiting for nothing….* -influx of crowd support, as a cackling Cadance enters the arena-

Madden: Introducing FIRST, from CRYSTALVILLE! Weighing in at 135 POOOOUNDS! CAAAADAAAANCE!

Discord: Let's just face it. While I feel bad for Cadance, Shining Armor cheating on her was the best thing for her career.

Fluttershy: How...how could you SAY that?!

Discord: Let's think about it. It got her so upset that she literally FORCED herself into an early return by two months in an attempt to get vengeance. She hasn't lost a match since gaining this new attitude. And she doesn't have Shining Armor weighing her down. She seems to be past the breakup part, and simply just wants to destroy Sunset and take her title. Now she has the chance to do that.

Fluttershy: I suppose you're right...but she's still unstable, and as much as I….don't care for Sunset, she's in a better state mentally. I wouldn't be surprised if Cadance gets disqualified in this match.

Discord: I don't even think she really cares, so long as she can break Sunset's leg after the match.

Fluttershy: And lest we forget, Cadance's leg. It's still taped up, and you've got to figure that targeting it fits somewhere in Sunset Shimmer's strategy.

Discord: It would be foolish for it not to play a part it in. Honestly, though...I think Cadance would...like that pain...remember when your pal Rarity put her in a leg lock?

Fluttershy: Yes...yes I do...she smiled….GRINNED even...-gasps- Uh oh…

Discord: What is it?

Fluttershy: ...Sunset is screwed.

*And now...it's all over now…* -boos. Boos go here. Yeah-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 142 POOOUNDS! She is, the CRATER CHICK CHAMPIIIOOOON...SUNSEEEET...SHIIIIMMEEEEERRR!

Discord: She's ruthless. She's manipulative. She's malevolent. But she is GOOD. She's REALLY good.

Fluttershy: She may be good, but the only reason she is the champion right now is because she was HANDED it by general manager Luna. And the only reason she's been able to hold onto it is because she surrounds herself with the right people.

Discord: -sighs- AGAIN with this...honestly, Fluttershy, I expected you to be a little more un-biased! We know that you don't like her, but give her some CREDIT!

Fluttershy: I'll give her credit if she wins this match on her own, like I would've with Diamond Tiara had she done the same…

Discord: Oh and now back to THIS again…

Fluttershy: That's all I'm saying. We'll just have to see how this match goes.

-Sunset enters the ring, as Cadance waves at her-

Sunset: -as she takes her title off her waist, preparing to hand it to the referee- I think you should know, since you're so interested in my private life….I sucked Shining's shiny cock for a good 25 minutes after he came back from his match…

-Cadance jumps at Sunset, but that's exactly what Sunset wanted as she shields herself with her championship, thwacking it against Cadance's skull. The crowd boos as Sunset kneels down after giving the referee her championship, shoving Cadance's head to the mat-

Fluttershy: I….I can not BELIEVE-

Discord: Calm DOWN, Fluttershy, the match hadn't even started yet. Cadance should've contained herself.

Fluttershy: After ALL that she's been through?! She wants to tear Sunset apart!

Discord: She couldn't wait for the bell to ring? I stand corrected. It seems that SUNSET is the one ingrained in CADANCE's thoughts…

-Sunset backs up into a corner, lounging her arms over the top rope, showering in the boos given to her by the fans. The bell rings as Cadance lays flat on her stomach-

Match 12: Crater Chick championship: Sunset Shimmer vs Cadance

-Wasting no time, Sunset walks over and flips Cadance onto her back disrespectfully, as she used her boots. She leans down and places one arm on her stomach, and her other hand pushes Cadance's head to the side-

Fluttershy: Not ALREADY! 1...2...and Cadance kicks out!

-Sunset doesn't seem perplexed by that. She simply gets up as the crowd begins a chant of "LET'S GO CA-DANCE" and stomps on her previously injured ankle-

Discord: This match won't last long is Sunset has her way with the leg that SHE originally injured…

Fluttershy: And that is the sad truth…

-Sunset drags Cadance over to the ring post by her leg. She slides out from under the bottom rope, and begins ramming her leg into the hard steel repeatedly. The referee begins counting, to which Sunset slams the leg one final time at 4 and a half. She slides back into the ring and drops a knee on Cadance's ankle, causing her to scream out in pain. Sunset then uses her hands to twist the ankle up into the air-

Fluttershy: And Sunset could very well break the leg of Cadance once again in the outset of this match!

Discord: I think she would RELISH in that. Also, I guess we were wrong. It seems that Cadance is NOT enjoying the pain being dealt out to her right now.

Fluttershy: Well, WHO would? That is one of the most painful submission holds there is!

-9 minutes later-

-Through some miracle, Cadance is able to get back into this match with a Fisherman Suplex on Sunset. She is still only capable of using one leg, so she doesn't hit the full impact of the move, though-

Discord: 1...2...and Sunset keeps her title hopes alive! I am not surprised by the guts of Cadance in this match. Rarity had this same game plan, and Cadance turned it away.

Fluttershy: She hasn't exactly turned away this onslaught by Sunset. That suplex was completely out of desperation. Cadance still has a long way to go if she wants to go home with the Crater Chick championship.

-5 minutes later-

-Once again, Cadance's leg is being targeted by Sunset. She has placed it on the middle rope. She uses the top rope to launch herself into the air, but Cadance counters her squashing by getting her other foot up, her boot smashing right into Sunset's mush. The crowd begins to cheer for the first time in a while-

Discord: What a counter by Cadance, and she keeps her hopes alive!

Fluttershy: Cadance's strongest attribute is her ring awareness. It is what has thwarted so many of Sunset's attempts in this match!

-Cadance gets to her feet as Sunset stumbles about. Luckily for Cadance, Sunset blindly comes running at Cadance instead of collecting her thoughts, and that allows Cadance to plant Sunset with a spinning spinebuster-

Fluttershy: What a powerful spinebuster by Cadance! Picture perfect! We could have a new champion-OH AND SUNSET KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!

Discord: You can't HELP but give the champion her credit after this performance!

Fluttershy: Besides that attack with the title...yes. Sunset has definitely been impressive in this match. But she hasn't been able to weather Cadance's storm! With each attack she descends upon Cadance, Cadance is able to turn it into offense!

-4 minutes later-

-Sunset lifts Cadance into the air for The Last Sunset, but like before, Cadance rolls over Sunset's shoulders and traps her in a pinning predicament-

Fluttershy: THE COUNTER! 1….2...And Sunset got the shoulder UP!

Discord: If you'll recall, that is EXACTLY how Cadance beat Sunset for the title at Proving Grounds! But Sunset scouted it this time around!

-Cadance rolls through, but she is leveled with Sunset's signature, The Dawning. Sunset quickly exits the ring, and threatens the timekeeper until he gives her her title-

Fluttershy: Don't tell me...come on! Sunset was really showing me something here tonight!

-Sunset enters the ring, and runs at Cadance with the Crater Chick championship. Cadance wraps her arms around Sunset's frame, however, lifts her up into the air on ONE LEG, and crashes her down into the mat with the Heart to Heart! Sunset still has a firm grasp on the championship as Cadance limps over to hook her leg-

Fluttershy: And after this Heart to Heart, we...have…-the referee's hand hits the mat for the third time as the crowd roars in cheers- a new CHAMPION!

Discord: I cannot believe it….what a showing by that young woman right there, and it pays off!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRRRR! And the NEEEEEEEEWWWWWW….CRATER CHICK CHAMPIIIIIOOOOOON….CAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

Fluttershy: I am so happy for her! Some wondered if she came back to early! Many wondered, including ME, if she was even in the right state of mind to compete here tonight! But only ONE, only ONE person, BELIEVED in Cadance..and that was HERSELF!

Discord: And in the end...I guess that's all that mattered….GUTS. She's NUTS, but she's got GUTS. And those same guts, helped Cadance win the Crater Chick championship for the SECOND time tonight!

Fluttershy: And there's a new statistic to add to the record book! Out of EVERY title here in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, Cadance becomes the first to win a title TWICE! Despite all the hardships, she's made it here once again!

-Cadance grabs her newly won title out of Sunset's hand, and falls to her knees, reuniting herself with it's glory as she brings it to her forehead-

Discord: You gave Sunset credit, and so I'll do the same for Cadance….what a performance! She literally wrestled this match on ONE LEG, throughout ALL OF IT! But she still persevered!

Fluttershy: 2 months ago, her win was a shock. Many would say the same thing about her win tonight, as well. But her win was EMPHATIC. It wasn't a roll-up, it was simply her FOOLING Sunset Shimmer, and hitting her with her finisher! That's as simple as it gets!

Discord: Sunset had the obvious game plan….maybe that was her downfall….maybe Cadance expected that, and made sure Sunset couldn't execute it to perfection. But whatever the case, we have a NEW Crater Chick champion...and she's INSANE...but the champion, none-the-less!

-Cadance dangles her arms over the middle rope, as she holds her championship in her mouth. Sunset remains flat in the ring, a position she's likely used to-

*Match 13 and 14 happen*

Discord: -shakes his head- I'm dizzy from all the action in that ladder match….

Fluttershy: It was quite a spectacle!

Discord: And if THAT didn't leave you speechless, than our main event is sure to….

Fluttershy: For the THIRD month in a row, Twilight Sparkle and Lightning Dust will leave it all on the line, as they battle for the Eternal Women's championship, in the main event of an EWF pay per view.

Discord: And with each encounter, they wow us more and more. These two know each other so well by now, it's going to be extremely interesting to see how this match pans out.

Fluttershy: And as we know, the past two times they have faced off, have ended in chicanery. I really hope this time is different.

Discord: Well, we know that's what Lightning Dust is craving; and whether she believes it or not, Twilight wants that too. If this match doesn't end fairly, I have a feeling these two are going to begin to rot from the inside!

Fluttershy: Oh my...that sounds painful. It's probably accurate, though. Twilight has been adamant on gaining Lightning Dust's respect, and if she can beat Lightning cleanly in this contest, I think she'll get it. With Luna and Star Swirlinaitis putting all their effort on keeping Twilight champion, forever, she could very well not get her wish…

Discord: We are about to find out, as the third, and climaxing clash between these two main event veterans….starts NOW….

*The final match promo, featuring the story leading up to Twilight vs Lightning airs*

Madden: -as the bell rings, excitement in the air after that match promo was unveiled- The following CONTEST, scheduled for ONE FAAAAALL! IS! Foooor….the ETERNAL. WOMEEEEEN'S. CHAAAAAAAAMPIONSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIP! -the crowd is electric-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -the crowd lights up-

Madden: Introducing FIRST! The CHALLENGER! Froooom CLOOOUDSDALE! Weighing in, at 123 POOOOUNDS! LllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING DUST!

-As Lightning Dust said a few months ago, "the time for talk is OVER." Discord and Fluttershy agree with this, and so they have agreed to stay silent during these entrances-

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

-Lightning Dust jumps through the middle rope, running and leaping onto the top rope, overlooking the crowd before jumping off and leaning back on the top rope. She eagerly awaits her opponent….-

*A hundred thousand stories...have filled my he-ead….* -Okay, the once thunderous boos are non-existent-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From LOOONEYVIIIILLE! Weighing in at 123 POOOOUNDS! She is, the ETERNAAAAL. WOMEEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOOON….TWIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIGHT..SPAAAARKLLLLLLLLLE!

-Twilight, as she usually does in big-time matches, ignores the crowd. Not to be a jerk, but rather so she doesn't get distracted. All she is thinking about right now is this match, as she enters the ring. Taking the title off from her waist, she hands it to the referee, meeting with Lightning in the middle of the ring. No words are exchanged as the referee raises the title up in the air, circling with it before handing it off to the timekeeper-

Fluttershy: A big fight feel here tonight at Final Reckoning…

Discord: Indeed it is. We're about to see two of the very best in the business, fight for one of the richest prizes in the business. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have goosebumps!

Crowd: LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! -as the other half of the crowd chants- LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! LIGHT-NING DUST!

Fluttershy: Wow. They're split!

Discord: Lightning Dust may not respect Twilight, but these fans sure do!

-The bell rings as the crowd continues this dueling chant, Twilight and Lightning never taking their eyes off of each other-

Main Event: Eternal Women's championship: Twilight Sparkle vs Lightning Dust

-Right out of the gate, Twilight extends her hand to Lightning, the crowd cheering in response-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Fluttershy: -giggles- What an honor...my chant is being uttered during the main event of a pay per view…

Discord: Ever think YOU'LL be the one they are directing that to one day, in the main event that is?

Fluttershy: That's what I'm training for every day! But it's wonderful to see two of my very best friends have that honor! I can wait for my moment. This must be so amazing for them right now…

-Lightning kicks Twilight's hand away, which causes Twilight to look away in frustration. Much of the crowd actually begins booing, which seems to surprise Lightning-

Discord: Ooooohhh….I bet Lightning didn't expect that….

Fluttershy: Well, the crowd is probably tired of all of this just like Twilight is.

Crowd: YOU ARE STU-BBORN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE STU-BBORN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE STU-BBORN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE STU-BBORN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Lightning: -despite the fans' reactions, shakes it off, and turns towards Twilight, who still has her head turned- I will NEVER shake your hand! -even more boos from the crowd-

Discord: I never thought I would see this! The crowd is ACTUALLY on the side of Twilight Sparkle for once!

Fluttershy: It's been building for quite a while now….I'm surprised it's taken this long, honestly…

-Lightning turns her head as well, trying to make eye contact with Twilight. Out of nowhere, Twilight fires back at Lightning with a right hand, sending the crowd into a frenzy-

Discord: You were right! Twilight has had ENOUGH of Lightning Dust's attitude!

-Twilight irish whips Lightning into a corner, and runs over, beginning to punch her repeatedly in the head. After a while, Lightning tries to stop this rally by kicking Twilight in the gut. Twilight catches Lightning's leg, and uses both of her hands to flip Lightning over the turnbuckles! Luckily, Lightning is able to wrap her hands around the ring post-

Fluttershy: Lightning Dust just flew, but surely not in the way she wanted to!

-Twilight backs up a bit, but then runs, forcing Lightning's head against the steel post with both of her hands. Lightning's grip, as a result is deceased, as she falls to ground with a thud-

Discord: Look at how aggressive Twilight is being! I've never seen the champion like this!

Fluttershy: She's out to prove that she CAN beat Lightning Dust on her own! Lightning disrespecting her finally set her off!

-Twilight scales the top rope, and dives off when Lightning Dust gets to her feet, taking both of them down with a Crossbody-

Discord: And the champion FLIES, and Lightning Dust isn't looking too good right now!

-Twilight gets up, and we see that she has a very deep scowl on her face-

Fluttershy: This isn't good...this has all been building for months now, and Twilight just couldn't take it anymore!

-Twilight picks up Lightning, and throws her into the ring. She quickly gets in herself. She takes a quick look at Lightning, and runs the ropes, Lightning kipping up to her feet as soon as Twilight takes off.

Lightning jumps over Twilight's body as she bounces off the ropes, then doing it a second time. Lightning does it a third time, but Twilight stopped as she jumped. Lightning doesn't have much time to react as Twilight lunges at Lightning, running with her and smacking her head against three top turnbuckles in three corners.

Twilight advances to the fourth corner, but Lightning grabs onto the top turnbuckle pad before Twilight can slam her head into it. Lightning kicks her boot up, it connecting with Twilight's face and dazing her. Lightning then runs at Twilight, but Twilight was waiting for her as she catches her with a Northern Lights Suplex, only earning a two counts-

Discord: What a great sequence, the first of MANY we'll be treated to in this match!

Fluttershy: And you can count on that!

-12 minutes later-

-Twilight was trying to hit Lightning with another top rope maneuver, but Lightning caught her with an enziguri-

Discord: This is now an even matchup once again as Twilight's high flying attempt was thwarted.

Fluttershy: So exciting…

-Lightning springboards off of the middle rope, gaining enough air to make it to Twilight. Lightning clutches one side of her head with one arm, as she spins around her frame, soon forcing Twilight off of the top rope with the other. After a few seconds of airtime, Twilight's skull collides into the mat!-

Discord: A TOP ROPE TORNADO DDT! TWILIGHT'S NECK MAY BE BROKEN!

Fluttershy: And so may her championship reign! Lightning may have it!

-1….2….-MIRACULOUSLY, Twilight is able to kick out, as Lightning throws her hands over the top of her head, falling to her belly in disbelief-

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Fluttershy: Holy shit is RIGHT!

Discord: FLUTTERSHY!

Fluttershy: Hey FUCK YOU! I'M SO PUMPED!

Discord: Okay, you're right! I'm sorry...this is INCREDIBLE!

-9 minutes later-

-After countering Twilight's "Spell Check" finisher by landing on her feet, Lightning sends Twilight to the mat with a roundhouse kick to the head. She then climbs to the top rope, the crowd suddenly getting louder-

Fluttershy: We know what move she's about to hit!

Discord: We're about to have a new champion, folks! Set your DVRs! This move is nothing short of PHENOMENAL!

-Lightning dives off the top rope with her finishing move, Astraphobia, but Twilight gets her knees up at the last second, as Lightning is sent flipping over Twilight's body, immediately holding her gut in pain as she flops against the mat-

Fluttershy: SHE COUNTERED IT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

Discord: I STAND CORRECTED! WHAT AN EXPERTLY DONE COUNTER BY TWILIGHT!

-Twilight grits her teeth, awaiting Lightning Dust. She wraps Lightning's own arms around her neck, and flips her in the air, executing "Take A Note"!-

Discord: THAT COULD BE IT! THAT COULD BE IT!

Fluttershy: Twilight makes a cover! 1…...2…...OH AND LIGHTNING DUST. KICKED OUT! SHE KICKED OUT!

-Twilight's jaw drops as she stands up. She walks over to the ropes and lets her arms hang over the top rope, as she looks out at the ground-

Discord: I don't think either of these women are willing to be pinned on this night! This could very well go on forever!

Fluttershy: It's about PRIDE, Discord, and both of these women have OODLES of it coursing through their bodies! It's quite inspiring, but you've got to wonder how much more they can take!

-6 minutes later-

-In this case, the second time is the charm, as Lightning Dust connects with Astraphobia, the crowd going insane!-

Fluttershy: SHE HIT IT! SHE HIT IT!

-1…...2…..-All of a sudden, the referee is pulled out of the ring-

Discord: That's...that's Rosely Reigns!

Fluttershy: No, NO! NOT AGAIN!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose also emerge from the crowd, as they waste no time in circling the ring. Lightning immediately turns towards Twilight, her eyebrows furrowed, her teeth clenched-

Lightning: AGAIN SPARKLE?! REALLY?!

-Twilight stomps one foot on the mat-

Twilight: -walking over to Lightning Dust, she slaps her- LISTEN TO ME! I'M. NOT HERE. TO FIGHT YOU! -she slaps her again- I. DON'T WANT THIS!

-Lightning looks away, before slapping Twilight herself-

Lightning: First off! Don't ever slap me AGAIN! Second off…...I'm giving you ONE….CHANCE!

Twilight: -spitting on the mat- That's all I need….

Discord: They're going to work together! I never thought I'd see this!

Fluttershy: Me neither! But it's what needs to happen! The Sword debuted last month, and screwed Lightning Dust out of the title! Now they want to do it again!

-Lightning and Twilight stand back to back against each other, as Drollins, Reigns, and Ditzbrose step onto the apron-

Twilight: GET IN HERE! I'M SICK OF THESE GAMES! LUNA SENT YOU? WELL WE'LL SEND YOU BACK! -the crowd cannot stop cheering-

-The three members of The Sword give each other a look, before they all enter the ring at the same time. That is Lightning and Twilight cue to pounce-

Discord: AND HERE WE GO! TWILIGHT AND LIGHTNING, TAKING THE FIGHT TO THE SWORD!

-Twilight knees Drollins in the gut, sending her to the mat as Lightning knees Ditzbrose in the head, which garners the same result. The two sudden allies then run at Reigns, the powerhouse, in an attempt to get rid of her early. They get in a few shots, but Reigns uses her muscle to push them both away forcefully.

Lightning won't back down, though, as she quickly gets up, diving at Reigns in the corner, and hitting her with a Stinger Splash. Meanwhile, Drollins and Ditzbrose pile onto Twilight before she can get off the mat. Lightning quickly runs over and gives Drollins a roundhouse kick to the skull, before she begins brawling with Ditzbrose.

This gives Twilight the opportunity to get up, as she charges at Reigns, who catches her, and drops her with a Samoan Drop-

Fluttershy: Oh no! GET UP, TWILIGHT! GET UP!

Discord: Lightning can't do this alone!

-Lightning has Ditzbrose trapped in a corner, but Reigns comes over and belts her across the back with a forearm, which pretty much makes her a sitting duck. Ditzbrose begins pounding on Lightnin's neck with her fists, before she climbs to the second rope and takes Lightning down to the mat with a Double Axe handle to the neck. Drollins gets up to add some stomps to Twilight-

Discord: These two have been fighting for nearly 30 minutes! The Sword is completely FRESH, meaning even the smallest of damage would keep Lightning and Twilight down for the rest of the night!

Fluttershy: Why is The Sword attacking TWILIGHT, though?! Does this prove that The Sword AREN'T working for Luna?!

Discord: Who knows?! This is so hard to wrap my brain around! All I know is, these two need help!

Fluttershy: Yes they d-the crowd comes to live again- Wait a minute! Here comes Rarity!

Discord: Just in time!

-Rarity slides into the ring, and forces Drollins off Twilight, as she begins pounding on her as she lays on the mat. Ditzbrose and Reigns leave no sister behind, as they immediately come to Beth's aid-

Discord: It's not going to matter, though! With Twilight and Lightning down, it's still 3-on-1!

Crowd: RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY-The crowd stops chanting, and begins cheering even more as Cadance is shown running down the ramp-

Fluttershy: Maybe the new Crater Chick champion can help level the playing field!

-Cadance enters the ring, sending a message by knocking Ditzbrose down with a flying clothesline. Drollins tries to hit her with a Curb Stomp, but Cadance flings her into the ropes, Drollins' head bouncing off the top turnbuckle.

Cadance then Irish whips Drollins, who is picked up by Reigns, who then proceeds to LAUNCH Drollins into Cadance!-

Fluttershy: Oh my GOSH!

Discord: How STRONG is this woman?!

-As Drollins' weight pins down Cadance, she begins kneeing her in the side of the head. Lightning valiantly tries to fight again, but Ditzbrose takes her out of the equation by hitting her with an Over the shoulder back-to-belly piledriver. Reigns on the other hand, levels Rarity to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl sideslam-

Discord: This seems hopeless….I don't think anybody is going to be able to stop The Sw-Discord is interrupted by the sound of headset hitting the announce table- Fl-Fluttershy! FLUTTERSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

-Fluttershy looks at Discord worriedly, and then at the ring. She sees all her friends being torn apart as the crowd begins to cheer at her sudden outburst. She closes her eyes, and begins shaking her fists in rage-

Crowd: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Discord: It's now or never, Fluttershy!

-After looking at Discord once more, Fluttershy gives a lone shake of her head, and jumps onto the apron, the crowd erupting in cheers. Fluttershy climbs the top rope, and jumps off when Drollins and Ditzbrose look at her.

Fluttershy knocks Drollins and Ditzbrose to the mat with a Front missile dropkick, one boot for Drollins, and one for Ditzbrose. She kips up as soon as she hits the mat, shaking her fists as the crowd continues to chant "Yay"!-

Discord: Come on, Fluttershy! YOU GOT THIS!

-Drollins gets to her knees, and so Fluttershy goes over and kicks at her chest. The crowd chants "Yay"! Fluttershy kicks Drollins' chest over and over, each time pausing after a successful kick so the crowd can say "Yay"! Then, building tension, Fluttershy steps back, with the crowd going "OOOOHHHHHHH" before she delivers a final kick, this time to Drollins' head, the crowd going "Yay" one final time.

Fluttershy looks out at the crowd, as they are showering her with cheers-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-Fluttershy has the biggest smile in the world on her face, but her smile turns to pain as she turns around, walking into a rib-crushing spear from Rosely Reigns. The crowd falls dead as Reigns gets to her feet, roaring as she thrusts her arms back-

Discord: Fluttershy! -solemnly- Oh no….

-There is still hope, however, as Cadance turns Reigns around, and lifts the ripped woman into the air, soon driving her to the mat with The Heart to Heart! The crowd begins cheering again as Reigns rolls out of the ring.

Cadance is soon knocked out of the ring by Ditzbrose, who runs over and tackles both of them through the middle rope, and to the the floor outside. They begin brawling. Rarity finally gets up, and bounces off the ropes, the crowd "OOOOHHHHH"ing once again.

Rarity flies through the middle rope, knocking down herself, Ditzbrose, and inadvertently Cadance, to the floor-

Discord: This is absolute CHAOS! And I'm loving every second of it!

-The referee is still knocked out outside the ring, but finally, Twilight, one of the only two people left in the ring, along with Lightning, begins to make her way to her feet. Spike comes rushing through the timekeeper's area, grabbing a steel chair before he enters the ring. The crowd begins booing-

Discord: And what is Spike doing out here?! There's no referee, The Sword, Cadance, Fluttershy, Rarity, Lightning Dust, all knocked down! Twilight's the only one up! Spike's in the ring now! Is somebody going to get control out here?! I'm not complaining if they don't but JEEZ! Celestia! Come do something!

-Spike stands to the side of Lightning Dust, grasping the chair with both hands as she begins to rise. Twilight is finally up on her feet, a surprised, yet hurt expression on her face as she notices Spike-

Twilight: SPIKE! NO! DON'T DO IT!

-Spike looks at Twilight, and then at the chair, and then at Lightning Dust. He looks at Lightning Dust with hatred, and grasps at the chair even harder-

Crowd: NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY!

Twilight: SPIKE! -with tears in her eyes- ….Please…..

-Spike raises the chair over Lightning's back, as the crowd's and Twilight's pleas ring even louder. Luckily, they rang loud enough, as Spike, with tears in his eyes as well, ultimately throws the chair over the top rope, and out of the ring. Twilight smiles as tears swell down her cheeks, the crowd cheering once again-

Discord: Oh thank God….

-Spike runs into Twilight's arms, embracing her in a deep hug. The hug doesn't last quickly, though, as Twilight still has to worry about everything else around her. Twilight lets Spike go, putting her arms on his shoulders-

Twilight: Get out of here Spike!

Spike: -nodding fast- I will! I'm sorry!

-Spike quickly goes through the middle rope, and drops to the floor, as Twilight turns around, and is met with a knee from Beth Drollins, who had just springboarded herself behind Twilight-

Discord: And The Sword has awakened! You have to get rid of them! They're like...they're like pitbulls!

-As Drollins rolls through after the flying knee, she is met with a knee from Lightning Dust, in the form of a Shining Wizard!-

Discord: LIGHTNING DUST IS BACK UP!

-As Lightning goes over to, what appears to look like, help Twilight up, she is grabbed from behind by Diane Ditzbrose, who hooks Lightning's head in her armpit, and drives her down into the mat with a Headlock driver!-

Discord: And AGAIN, The Sword is in control!

-The fans boo as Drollins and Ditzbrose dispose of Lightning from the ring, as on the outside, Rosely Reigns throws Rarity into the barricade. She then enters the ring, and points at Twilight-

Reigns: I want HER! GET HER UP!

Discord: Oh no...who are these guys working for?!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose pick up Twilight from the mat, still dazed from Drollins' flying knee. Drollins and Ditzbrose lift her up into the air, each using their own strength as Reigns finished her roar. Drollins and Ditzbrose then place Twilight on Reigns' shoulders-

Discord: We know what this is…-The Sword drive Twilight into the mat, all at once- TRIPLE TEAM POWERBOMB! The Sword...has just laid out Twilight Sparkle….

-The Sword stands over Twilight, each holding out their fists: Drollins on the right, Reigns in the middle, and Ditzbrose on the left. Their fists touch side-by-side, almost as if they are making that their symbol. The crowd, of course, is booing profusely-

*Only perfection around…* -the boos increase-

Discord: Pr-...Princess Luna? Maybe now this match can have a finish! But...both Lightning and Twilight are in no shape to be competing!

Luna: It appears that The Sword have spiced up this match a bit….congratulations, Sword! Well, I've got my OWN methods to make sure that there IS a winner in this match! First off...it seems the original referee for this match is sleeping on the job….-Luna steps aside, as a new referee runs down the ramp, and into the ring- ….Perfect. He was way ahead of me. Also, a certain superstar has caught my interest the past few months….I've always wanted to give them their big break, but due to...outside projects….I was unable to. Well now, this certain superstar does not have to fulfill certain projects any longer...and so, I figured it only made sense, to add them to this match! -the crowd boos- Ladies and gentlemen, the THIRD participant, in this Eternal Women's championship match….

*And now….it's all o-ver now…* -the boos are deafening, as Luna steps aside, smirking-

Discord: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

-Sunset Shimmer walks out onto the stage, sharing the same smirk as Luna. She shakes her hand firmly, before beginning to walk down the ramp. Luna exits the stage, as does The Sword Sunset acknowledging them with a nod-

Discord: This is ABSURD! I'm all for shake-ups, but this was Lightning's chance to win the title! This was Twilight's chance to earn Lightning's respect!

-Sunset enters the middle rope, and looks around at the carnage outside the ring. She whistles, as she notices Twilight in the middle of the ring. She looks at the referee, before slowly lowering herself to the mat. She hooks Twilight's leg with one arm, and buries her free elbow into Twilight's nose-

-1….2…...3…..-this outcome could not piss off the crowd more, and they completely FILL this arena with hatred towards Sunset Shimmer-

Discord: This….this is not happening….

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER! And the NEEEEWWWW….ETERNAL. WOMEEEEN'S CHAMPIIIOOOON….SUNSEEEEET….SHIIIIMMERRRRR!

-Sunset takes the title from the referee calmly, with a prom queen smile on her face. The referee raises her hand, as she places her boot on Twilight's chest. The Sword leave through the crowd, as cups of beer begun being thrown into the ring-

Discord: That ring looks like a mess, but can you blame the fans?! They were promised Lightning Dust vs Twilight Sparkle, and they get THIS?! This whole MATCH was a mess! It was so promising, until the damn Sword showed up!

-Sunset reaches down to grab a beer that made contact with the back of her head. She pours the beverage down her throat, before throwing it down at Twilight's head-

Discord: This...this makes me SICK….what does Celestia think about this?! I know what I think! I think this is BULL! The fans are throwing...they're throwing their chairs into the ring!

-Sunset rushes out of the ring so she doesn't get ransacked with steel chairs. She quickly back-pedals up the ramp, where Shining Armor is waiting for her. Sunset jumps into his arms, and the two immediately begin an intense makeout session-

Discord: Shining's going to be a lucky man tonight….Sunset's lucky….Luna's lucky, because I guess she finally got the champion she always wanted….Twilight wouldn't take the bait, but Sunset bit down on that hook REAL hard! This is so wrong…and I guess The Sword WAS working for Luna all along! She told them to DROP Twilight, who wasn't going to be the company champion, and she just handed Sunset ANOTHER title! Sunset's stole another title, and it's the most important one she could've stolen! That's what makes this so wrong!

-The crowd continues throwing their chairs into the ring, as cups of beer are crushed beneath the metal-

Crowd: THIS IS BULL-SHIT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS BULL-SHIT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS BULL-SHIT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Discord: I couldn't agree more...I usually like to defend this kind of stuff...but how COULD you?! The fans were robbed, and the competitors were robbed! We were all ROBBED here tonight at Final Reckoning!

-Shining sets Sunset down on the ramp, and begins feeling up her breasts-

Discord: I hope things change soon, because this is REVOLTING! I've never been so disgusted with anything in this company! This is your Lunacy, ladies and gentlemen...and like it or not, you're going to have to live with it, because I don't see it changing anytime soon….-

-The show goes off the air with a final shot of the ring, as steel chairs are still piling in the ring, many not making it because they are colliding with other chairs while in the air-

Pre-Show Match: Rarity defeated Fleur De Lis by pinfall (12:31)

Bill Nyeker defeated Hugh Jelly by submission (7:27)

Maud defeated Berry Punch by pinfall (14:18)

Bon Bon and Lyra defeated Turf and Silver Spoon by disqualification (14:13)

Rumble defeated Shining Armor and Flash Sentry by pinfall (26:21)

Diamond Tiara defeated Scootaloo by pinfall (20:14)

Cadance defeated Sunset Shimmer by pinfall (20:47)

Sunset Shimmer defeated Lightning Dust and Twilight Sparkle by pinfall (35:32)