*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name*
*FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRKS*
Whooves: Welcome one and all to Friday Night Sublime, we're at our last stop before Final Reckoning, and things could start coming hectic.
Dragon Roberts: Many five star sunday can't wait man.
Discord: We've got a postively huge match in the main event tonight, a showcase for this sunday's number one contender Battle Royal, SLIME and Nion Lights from Lunacy is taking on Sublime's Couchmate and the newly formed Rack Attack.
Whooves: Rack Attack? What kind of name is that?
Discord: Ace and Zack Ryder.
Dr. Whooves: Well that explains it.
*Commander Hurricane's theme plays*
Roberts: Here is Cammoner Harricune, always interest when she around.
Commander Hurricane: Last Week I had yet another run in with the masked coward who has been like a plague upon my being for the past month, they attacked me after I scored a glorious victory and left behind yet another note, since appareantly she or he is too much of a coward to show their face or even speak to me directly. With this note they challenged me to a duel this sunday at the arena of Final Reckoning, and I have no choice to but to accept. This sunday I will finally unmask my new rival, after I beat them, hound them, and absolutely destroy them. Once they have been removed from my path I'll turn my attention back to Daring Do, destroy her and win the International championship, and from there I can only move upwa-
*Arabian Music plays*
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane is being interrupted by Amira of all people.
Discord: Oooooh boy, this is about to get exciting.
Commander Hurricane: What is the meaning of this Arabian peasant?
Amira: I am no mere peasant, I am the third daughter of the fifth house, with far more royal blood than you could hope to have. Now, Commander Hurricane, you are a great warrior and accomplished fighter, this much is already known, however, you boast more than you fight. Since I began in this company I have never been defeated, while your losses have been numerable, it seems you may have lost your touch frozen in that glacier. None the less, you've gathered quite a bit of fame, and defeating you will only add to be rising status. So I challenge you to a match, right now.
Commander Hurricane: I accept, you're going to wish you stayed in that sand dune you came from.
Match 1: Commander Hurricane vs. Amira
*9 minutes later*
-Amira goes for a Dust Devil but Commander Hurricane counters with a Gale Force, she goes for a Legion but reverses and Irish Whips Commander Hurricane into the ropes, Hurricane hits Amira with a clothesline on the rebound and goes for a pin-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Both of these women have been powerhouses on Sublime os far, and they're putting up a strong fight against each other.
*8 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane hits a Legion and goes for a pin, but Amira kicks out, as Commander Hurricane goes for another move Amira locks in the Camel Clutch-
Roberts: Oh no Cemal Cult game over man.
-Commander Hurricane struggles to break lose but is forced to tap after a minute and a half-
Baritone: Here is your winner,Amira!
-Amira begins to celebrate but is interrupted as Colgate comes sprinting towards the ring, Haakim goes to stop her but is quickly taken out with a State of Decay, she enters the ring and is rushed at by Amira, however Colgate dodges the attack and hits a Brush,Rinse,Repeat on her-
-Commander Hurricane regains her senses and takes note of the situation, before deciding to discreetly slip away-
Dr. Whooves: Colgate just rushed into the ring and started clearing house, and now Amira's defenseless.
-Colgate gets an evil look in her eye and stands Amira back up to lock in the Root Canal-
Roberts: Oh no, Rot Can, sadistic.
-Colgate keeps the Root Canal locked in even as Amira squirms in pain and gives up several times, she keeps the submission hold locked in for a good few minutes before shoving Amira down to the mat-
Colgate: I just wanted to give you a small taste of this sunday, ENDLESS. PAIN. I'm going in with one intention: destruction. I'm going to destroy not only your undefeated streak, but your ego and pride.
-Colgate exits the ring as Haakim is starting to recover, she knocks him back down with a hard punch before continuing her exit-
Discord: What a lovely woman.
*Commercial*
*She heard the wind and longed to follow*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Soarin, from Cloudsdale, weighing 159 pounds and standing six foot tall, Spitfire!
Roberts: Slitpire bad luck but redemption chance maybe.
Dr. Whooves: Will we ever be rid of you?
Roberts: Maybe some day nice whooves, but not this day.
*It's my life!*
Baritone: And her opponent, from Manhattan, weighing 138 pounds and standing five-foot,five inches tall, Babs Seed!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the number one contender for the International Championship, Babs Seed, probably looking to build some momentum after last week's loss to Commander Hurricane.
Discord: I think Babs Seed can win it this sunday, Daring Do doesn't have the same initiative or momentum, this girl here's got real spunk.
Match 2:Spitfire/w Soarin vs. Babs Seed
*6 minutes later*
-Spitfire goes for a running attack but is stunned by a hard punch from Babs Seed and flipped over to the ground, Babs Seed starts to taunt only to get caught in a roll-up by Spitfire-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed got cocky, and it almost cost her.
*6 minutes later*
-Babs Seed hits a Rotten Core on Spitfire-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
-Babs Seed picks up Spitfire and goes for another finisher, but Spitfire counters and knocks Babs Seed to the mat, she then climbs the top rope and hits a Supermarine followed by a pin-
*1..2..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Spitfire!
-Spitfire and Soarin celebrate together in the ring-
*Commercial*
-The camera cuts backstage to Marigold and Beauty Shot-
Marigold: Photo Finish, would you care to give us your thoughts on your upcoming match this sunday?
Photo Finish: My thoughts are far too sophisticated for the average viewer to understand. I vill win, that is all.
Marigold: Right...Pretty Vision, do you have anything to add?
Pretty Vision: I-
Photo Finish: Nein, she has nothing to say.
Pretty Vision: Actual-
Photo Finish: Silence! This interview is a waste of time. We leave now.
-Beauty Shot walks away from a frustrated Marigold-
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish's mistreatment of Pretty Vision is going to backfire one of these days.
Discord: Got to keep your employees in line ya know.
Dr. Whooves: Ha, we've seen how well that works out on Lunacy.
Roberts: Shhhhh Whoover, Luna watches, sees things man.
*High-class music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: Here's one superstar who's definitely improved, her first month on Sublime was marked by repeated defeats with her former tag team partner Vinyl Scratch, now she's winning matches and feuding with one of Sublime's most talented star's: Applejack.
Discord: It seems Octavia was right about Vinyl weighing her down afterall.
Roberts: Poor Vynil Satch.
*Never back down!*
Baritone: And approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds, and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the International Champion, Daring Do!
-The crowd cheers as Daring Do tosses her hat and sprints to the ring-
Match 3: Octavia vs. Daring Do
*8 minutes later*
-Daring Do goes for a Daring Dive only for Octavia to roll out of the way, Octavia picks Daring Do up for a Sonnet but Daring Do counters and Irish Whips her out of the ring, she then launches herself off the ropes and hits Octavia with a Suicide Dive-
Dr. Whooves: Those high speed acrobatics might spell the end for Octavia soon.
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do knocks down Octavia and climbs the ropes, trying again for the Daring Dive, Octavia raises her knees and causes Daring to double over in pain, she then picks Daring up and hits the Sonnet-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: A non-title victory over the International Champion, a solid momentum builder for Octavia.
Discord: I'd hate to be Applejack this sunday.
-As Octavia makes her way back up the ramp she's ambushed by Applejack who gives her a hard kick upside the head and then hits the Southern Hospitality on her, inciting cheers from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of Applejack, look who just got revenge for Octavia's past misdeeds.
Roberts: Applehack out of nowhere man.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, you're just in time as our World Fighter's Champion Trixie is making her way to the ring, and you can bet she's got something on her mind.
Discord: Anytime Trixie speaks, gold comes out.
Dr. Whooves: There's other things you could call it...
Trixie: Earlier this month Trixie made a deal with her second-time challenger Rainbow Dash, that if she could make it through all the matches Trixie puts her through she would get to choose the type of match we have at Final Reckoning, and so far she's done well, however Rainbow Dash, you have not reached the end of Trixie's challenge: tonight we will see how well you do against two opponents: You'll be fighting both the Spa Twins in a handi-cap match, right now.
Roberts: Oh what final test man.
*The Spa Twins theme plays as they make their way to the ring, meanwhile Trixie takes a seat by the announce table*
Discord: It seems we have the esteemed honor of having our champion at ringside for this match.
Trixie: Trixie is merely observing, but perhaps she will spice up your commentary with her incredible insights from time to time.
Dr. Whooves: Oh thank you so very much..
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
-The crowd cheers Rainbow Dash on as she rushes to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It seems you've got quite the opponent for this sunday Trixie.
Trixie: Pffffft, Trixie has defeated Rainbow Dash once and she'll do it again. Besides, Trixie's grand strategy is not yet finished. It will all be revealed soon enough.
Roberts: Could Rixie spare detail?
Trixie: Umm...what?
Whooves: Welcome to my world.
Match 4: Handicap, Spa Twins vs. Rainbow Dash
*7 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash has been doing well most of the match, using speed and high flying moves to keep the Spa Twins at bay, however the Spa Twins have been slowly wearing her down through frequent tags-
-Aloe hits a Detox on Rainbow Dash-
*1...2..-Kick-out-*
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash is just getting bombarded by the Spa Twins, but she's still holding out.
Discord: There's only so much you can do against two enemies.
-Aloe picks Rainbow Dash up for another move, but she counters into a drop-kick, but before she can capitalize Aloe stumbles back and tags in Lotus Blossom-
Dr. Whooves: Anytime Rainbow Dash is close to an advantage the Spa Twins simply make a tag, it's going to be hard for her to win at this rate.
Trixie: It just shows how pathetic Rainbow Crash is, if it were Trixie in there instead this match would already be over.
*4 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom is setting up for The Treatment but Rainbow Dash shoves her away, causing Aloe to get knocked down to the ground, meanwhile Rainbow tosses Lotus down on the mat and uses the turnbuckle for a quick back flip, following up with a pin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: What an impressive win by Rainbow Dash, coming out on top of a handi-cap match like that.
Trixie: Humph, an amateur performance, Trixie would of won in half that time.
-Rainbow Dash picks up a mic as the Spa Twins leave the ring-
Rainbow Dash: Alright Trixie, I got through every match you rigged up, now it's time to hold up your end of the deal, I get to pick the match type for this sunday, and it's going to be a Ladder Match!
-Crowd cheers-
Rainbow Dash: Finally my chance has come, my chance to prove that our first fight was only a fluke, to prove that you aren't invincible Trixie, and that you CAN be beaten. I'm going to show the whole EWF Universe that all your bragging is nothing more than hot-air, and we'll all be better off with me as champion.
-Trixie stands up and mock claps-
Trixie: Trixie bets you are quite impressed with yourself Rainbow Dash, you seem to think you already have it in the bag, but your little ladder match doesn't intimidate Trixie, and it's not going to make a better of a difference. For you see, it all means nothing if you aren't in the condition to fight, and you won't be after the match I'm challenging you to right now.
-Trixie puts her belt aside and enters the ring, ordering the referee to ring the bell for another match, Rainbow Dash takes up fighting stance-
Match 5: Rainbow Dash vs. Trixie
*10 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash uses the ropes to launch herself at Trixie, but Trixie catches her and slams her to the mat-
Dr. Whooves: Most of Rainbow Dash's opponent's lose because they can't keep up with her speed, but Trixie's been doing a good job of nullifying that advantage.
Discord: I think Dash just might be getting wore out, she did just fight a handicap match.
Roberts: Dixie undefeated maybe never broke man.
-Trixie goes for an Ursa Lock but Dash quickly squirms away and regains her footing-
*5 minutes later*
-Trixie goes for a Spellbound but Rainbow Dash counters and hits a Rainbow Bash, she then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Sonic Raindrop-
*1...2..-kick-out!-
*5 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Trixie are trading punches in the ring, Rainbow Dash goes for a Pain Rain but Trixie avoids it and tackles Rainbow Dash down to the mat-
Dr. Whooves: Over twenty minutes into this match and both superstars are starting to look exhausted, Rainbow Dash especially.
-Trixie goes once again for the Ursa Lock, and despite intense struggle Rainbow Dash is unable to avoid it this time-
Roberts: Uh-oh, Orsa Luck, no way out man.
-After nearly two minutes Rainbow Dash taps out, the bell rings but instead of grabbing her mic to announce the victory as usual, Trixie gets an evil look on her face and slips out of the ring, she searches under the ring and grabs a steel chair-
Discord: Looks like we're about to see the final part of Trixie's grand strategy.
Dr. Whooves: This isn't strategy, not if she's going to do what I think she's going to do.
-Rainbow Dash regains her footing only in time to get smacked in the face with the steel chair, she falls back to the mat where Trixie sticks her leg inside the folds of the chair, she then climbs the turnbuckle and hits the chair with an elbow drop, Rainbow Dash holds her leg in pain as Trixie picks the chair back up and starts hitting the same leg repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: This is just brutality, Trixie's always been a blow-hard but I thought she was above this. It's just disgraceful.
Discord: Tougher opponents require tougher measures.
Trixie: Now Rainbow Trash, let's see you climb a ladder with a busted leg. You fell for every part of Trixie's plan, you fought in tough matches every week that have left you worn down and exhausted, combined with this last attack you will have no chance at Final Reckoning, you will fail and learn never to challenge Trixie again, and Trixie will remain the World Fighter's Champion, now and forever!
-Intense booing from the crowd-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: We're back, it's hard to find words after that brutal assault on the number one contender by the champion Trixie, but the show must go on.
Discord: We've got the most exciting match of the night for our main event, a showcase featuring two teams from Lunacy fighting two teams from Sublime!
Roberts: Go Tame Sublemon.
*The lights go out and a mix table rises from a hole in the ramp, a spotlight shows DJ Z behind the table-
DJ Z: Ladies and gentlemen of Sublime, you are experiencing the new flavor, with your host D..JAAAAAAAYYYYYYY Z! *BERPBERPBERPBEEEERRP*
Now give a round of applause for my tag team partner, who will soon be CO-COMBO. OF. CARNAGE. CHAMPIIIIION-along with me...NEEEEEEEE...OOOOOOOONNNNNN...LIIIIIGHTS!
*It's been such a long time coming, I thought you'd understand*
-Neon Lights and DJ Z fistbump as the crowd cheers them on-
*SLIME's theme plays, it's probably something slimy*
Baritone: And introducing their partners, at a combined weight of 402 pounds, Snips and Snails, SLIME!
-Intense booing-
Dr. Whooves: SLIME's receiving no more love from the Sublime audience than they'd get from Lunacy.
*Couchmate's theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, now approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 334 pounds, the team of Checkmate and Davenport, Couchmate!
-Loud cheers-
Discord: Oh look, it's my favorite tag-team. They're just so bizarre it's perfect. Just think if they win the Combo of Carnage titles, they'd be even more entertaining than EGO.
Roberts: I just want discount from Dovenpart.
*WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT! OH RADIOOO...*
Baritone: And introducing their partners, at a combined weight 424 pounds, Zack Ryder and Ace, Rack Attack!
-Ace emerges with a racket in one hand an tennis ball in the other, meanwhile Zack Ryder starts sprinting towards the ring, when he's almost there Ace hits a tennis ball towards the ring which Ryder catches in one hand, he then tosses it into the audience, causing cheers as fan members try to catch it-
Main Event: Elimination Tag, NION Lights and SLIME vs. Couchmate and Rack Attack
*4 minutes later*
-Neon Lights, who started as the legal man for Lunacy, has been taking a pummeling, he gets hit by a Black Friday from Davenport-
*1...2...-Kick-out-*
-As Davenport moves in for another attack Neon kicks him in the face and crawls for the nearest tag, which happens to be Snips, but before he can make it Snips and Snails both jump down from the ropes-
DJ Z: What the hell are you guys doing?!
-Snails low blows DJ Z, leaving Neon Lights nobody to tag in and he's pulled back in for further assault by Davenport-
Snips: Letting these Sublime punks destroy you guys will just mean one less team for us to deal with this sunday.
Snails: Later LOSERS! Have fun getting your asses kicked!
Discord: SLIME's abandoning their own team? Oh this is just GLORIOUS! So much for brand loyalty!
Dr. Whooves: SLIME's a proper term indeed, although I wonder if Luna's going to have a few words for them next Monday.
-Snips and Snails start making for the ramp-
Ace: THAT'S RIGHT YOU PUSSIES! YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN. RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
-Snips makes a "bring it on" motion with his hand-
Ace: FUCK YOU! I HAVE A MATCH TO WIN! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS SUNDAY!
-Snips and Snails continue their exit, looking quite pleased with themselves as NION Lights is now left to fight a handicap match-
*9 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: NION Lights has been forced into a handi-cap match due to betrayal by Snips and Snails, but they've been putting up a valiant fight so far and have even been managing to hold their own with a lot of effort.
-Davenport goes for a Closing Sale on DJ Z, but DJ Z counters with a Tinnitus and makes a pin-
*1..2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: What the?! Davenport's just been eliminated!
Discord: Looks like things are about to get interesting again.
-Ace quickly enters the ring and surprises DJ Z with a hard clothesline-
*5 minutes later*
-Ace hits a Backswing on DJ Z-
*1...2..-kick-Out-*
-Ace goes for another move but DJ Z counters with a Gain Structure and makes the tag to Neon Lights-
-Just as Ace is regaining his footing Neon Lights rushes him and hits a GruvGlide-
*1..2..3!*
Dr. Whooves: And now Ace is gone!
Discord: Ok now I'm starting to get a little nervous.
Roberts: We understated Lamacy.
*6 minutes later*
-Checkmate and DJ Z are trading punches, until Checkmate ducks a shot and hits Castle-
Checkmate: That's check! -He goes for a pin-
*1..2..-Kick-out!-
-As checkmate goes for another move DJ Z counters and hits Checkmate with his own finisher-
Dr. Whooves: DJ Z just stole Checkmate's finisher! That's just adding insult to injury.
*1..2..3!*
DJ Z: And that's checkmate!
Roberts: Dryder all alone man not good.
*7 minutes later*
-Neon Lights Irish Whips Zack Ryder into the turnbuckle and goes for a tag team finisher with DJ Z, however Ryder knocks Neon back with a hard punch to the face and uses a kick to the face to knock DJ Z off the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: Ryder fighting back! This could be his chance to even it up!
-Ryder turns around to face Neon a second to late as he is hit with a GruvGlide-
*1...2...3!*
Discord: Dammit...You jinxed him Whooves!
Baritone: And here are your winners, representing Lunacy, Neon Lights and DJ Z, NION Lights!
Roberts: Can't believe we loser man.
Dr. Whooves: Sublime's chance will come at Final Reckoning, I'm sure our teams will be more ready to bring it then, but until that happens we'll see you next time!
*The show ends with NION Lights celebrating the victory-
Match Results:
1. Amira defeated Commander Hurricane (17:22)
2. Spitfire/w Soarin defeated Babs Seed (12:08)
3. Octavia defeated Daring Do (14:46)
4. Rainbow Dash defeated Aloe and Lotus Blossom (11:18)
5. Trixie defeated Rainbow Dash (20:51)
6. NION Lights and SLIME defeated Checkmate and Rack Attack (31:35)
Matches for Final Reckoning
World Fighter's Championship: Ladder Match, Rainbow Dash vs. Trixie(C)
International Championship: Babs Seed vs. Daring Do(C)
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker vs. Thunderlane (C)
Sublime Tag Team Championship: Beauty Shot vs. Spa Twins (C)
Handicap Match, Colgate vs. Amira and Haakim
Applejack vs. Octavia
Commander Hurricane vs. ?
Combos of Carnage Number One Contender's Match: Tag Team Battle Royal, NION Lights vs. Rack Attack vs. SLIME vs. Checkmate vs. Clip Clop and Dance Fever vs. Canterlot Class vs. Hoops and Dumbell vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails