*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-Please submit more ways to describe firework intros we're getting desperate-
Whooves: Welcome one and all to Friday Night Sublime, where we are chugging closer to Final Reckoning, I'm with Discord an-
Roberts: Dargon Robrets.
Dr. Whooves: Yes, Dargon Robrets.
Roberts: Is my name.
Discord: Seriously Whooves, we all understood him the first time.
Dr. Whooves: Whatever,anyways, it's shaping up to be an interesting night so far, with the number one contender for the World Fighter's Championship,Rainbow Dash, fighting off against Colgate, who's been hand selected to face her by the champion, Trixie.
Roberts: But first opening match Basb Sede versus Commander Harricone.
*It's my life!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, from Manehattan, standing five-foot,five inches tall, and weighing 138 pounds, Babs Seed!
Discord: Here comes the only girl with the guts to spit on Commander Hurricane, she might come to regret it here tonight.
Dr. Whooves: I don't know, Commander's been on a losing streak, and she'll have the mental disadvantage of always looking over her shoulder for that masked attacker who's been after her.
Roberts: Wonder who is man, never seen this happen.
-Commander Hurricane walks onto the ramp with her usual entourage-
Squire: Shut your mouths and give silent respect to the ever glorious warrior and fearless leader, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane removes her armor and enters the ring, glaring down at Babs Seed-
Babs Seed: Hay cheif, what's up?
Hurricane: That's "Commander," to you, and don't think I've forgotten your disrespect at our last encounter. You crossed me, and now I'm going to make you SCREAM for mercy.
Match 1: Babs Seed vs. Commander Hurricane
*5 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane has Babs Seed against the turnbuckle, and is mercilessily raining down punches, Babs Seed manages to catch a punch and push her away, before moving in for a Rotten Core-
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
*7 minutes later*
-Hurricane and Babs Seed are trading punches in the ring, when Hurricane gets the upper hand and hits a Legion-
*1...2..-Kick-out-*
Whooves: Commander Hurricane is starting to look a bit frustrated that her vengeance isn't as swift as planned.
*5 minutes later*
-Babs Seed goes for another Rotten Core, but Commander Hurricane counters and hits another Legion, she then stomps on Babs Seed repeatedly before picking her up and hitting a C5-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone:And here is your winner, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane begins to celebrate in the ring but her ceremony is interrupted by the masked assialiant emerging from under the ring and attacking her, retreating as her guards move in but not before dropping another note, Squire picks it up and reads it-
Squire: How dramatic, the Commander will be thrilled...
*Commercial*
-End commercial, Octavia is standing in the ring-
Octavia: At the start of last month I stated a new mission: to bring culture to Sublime and drive out the superstars who are spreading decadence. That mission started with Vinyl Scratch, and although she may of beaten me at Retribution, I have not forgotten about her. However, there's a much bigger problem on this brand than Vinyl, for she is only one woman. The real threat is the Apple Dynasty, an entire stable dedicated to being uneducated, drunken, over-excited, brutes. Thankfully these idiots haven't yet tainted any of Sublime's championships, but given their number it's only a matter of time. My compatriots, Blueblood and Hoity, will deal with those wannabe cowboys Breaburn and Happy Trails at Final Reckoning, meanwhile I'll take on the task of destroying the ring leader of this so-called "Dynasty", Applejack, at the Pay-per-view two weeks from now.
*Apple Dynasty Theme Plays*
Roberts: Oh great is Apple Boom, she not much happy looking.
Apple Bloom: What did we do to ya'll anyways? My family didn't have nothin' to do with ya and all of a sudden you're on some big quest to "destroy" all of us for some reason. I really don't know what you're on about, but you need to get over it.
Octavia: I will not "Get over it". You and your family are contaminating this company with ignorance and filth. We will never be a high-class and cultured brand until every last one of you are ousted. Since you volunteered, I'll deal with you first.
Apple Bloom: Pffftt...bring it.
-Apple Bloom enters the ring as a referee runs out-
Matach 2: Octavia vs. Apple Bloom
*9 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom trips Octavia with a sweeping leg kick and hits a Late Bloomer-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-
*2 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom goes for another Late Bloomer but Octavia counters, after a few hard punches to stun her Octavia hits a Sonnet on Apple Bloom-
*1...2..3!* -Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Octavia!
-Octavia starts stomping on the downed Apple Bloom, then leaving the ring to pull a chair out from under the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God, here we go, what's so cultured about injuring all of your opponents out of rage?!
Discord: What isn't culture about it?
-Before Octavia can do any damage Applejack emerges from the audience and charges at Octavia, she ducks under an attempted chair shot and tackles her to the ground, Octavia kicks her off and rolls out of the ring, running for safety-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Applejack had snuck into the crowd at the start of the match and was just waiting for Octavia to try something.
Roberts: Very perspective Nice Whooves.
*Commercial*
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Spitfire, weighing 220 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall, Soarin!
Dr. Whooves: Soarin's first few matches went less than well for him, this is his first chance in a month to try and get a little redemption.
Discord: Well he's facing the champ tonight, good luck on that.
*Thunderstruck!*
Baritone: And his opponenent, from Loneyville, weighing 218 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, he is the World Brawler's Champion, Thunderlane!
Roberts: Tundralane may champion but Bunderlaker could lurk don't know man.
Match 3: Soarin/w Spitfire vs. Thunderlane
Soarin: So, don't suppose there's any chance you'll just run away and let me get a countout? *Chuckles*
Thunderlane: Good God why won't people get over that...
Spitfire: Focus Soarin...
Soarin: Come on babe, I've got focus coming out of my-
-The ref rings the bell as Thunderlane hits Soarin with a hard clothesline, Spitfire faceplams and groans-
*8 minutes later*
-Thunderlane knocks Soarin to the ground and climbs the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: Thunderlane has been dominating most of this match, the end might be near for Soarin.
Discord: Mess with the champ and you get the salsa.
Dr. Whooves: What?
Roberts: Mmmmmm Sasla.
-Thunderlane does a dive bomb off the turnbuckle and goes for the pin-
*1...2...-kick-out!-*
*5 minutes later*
-Thunderlane hits a Thunderstruck on Soarin and starts taunting-
Dr. Whooves: Thunderlane seems to think he already made the pin.
-While Thunderlane starts to casually turn only to get caught into a roll-up by Soarin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Soarin!
Discord: AHAHAHAHAHA, I love it when that happens!
Dr. Whooves: What an upset. Soarin just took a non-title victory over the champion. That's got to be a great first win.
Roberts: Never seen this happen man.
-Thunderlane sits up and looks around in shock as Soarin starts to celebrate, in the mist of this he trips over the ropes and falls out to the mat-
Discord: PFFFFFFFFFFFT.
Roberts: Wow man. Smooth refluxes.
Spitfire: You alright Soarin? -She bends down to help him up, allowing him to see down her top-
Soarin: -Smirking- I'm doing great from this angle, don't worry about a thing.
-Spitfire rolls her eyes and picks Soarin up, planting a deep kiss on him afterwards-
Spitfire: You did good, let's go find a better place to celebrate.
Soarin: I hope you're idea of celebrate is the same as mine...
-Soarin follows Spitfire out with a dorky look on his face-
-Thunderlane grabs his title and starts walking back up the ramp in frustration, suddenly a buzzer sounds and the lights go dark-
Roberts: Here we goes again man.
-The lights come back on and Underbaker is right in front of Thunderlane, Thunderlane immediately strikes Underbaker with his title-
Discord: Look who got prepared for once.
Thunderlane: Not this time!
-Thunderlane quickly escapes before Underbaker can recover-
Dr. Whooves: Thunderlane's strategy for countering Underbaker seems to be summed up in just, "run".
Discord: It works...
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: It's time for our next match of the night, and I've been told we'll see two new superstars debut.
Roberts: Could expect anything man.
Dr. Whooves: To view the full EWF roster, be sure to download the EWF app on istore.
Discord: Oh God here's this again...
Dr. Whooves: I bet you haven't even downloaded the app, it's very informative.
Discord: You know what else is informative? Shutting up about the app and watching this next match.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Trenderhoof, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, from Cloudsdale, Cloudkicker!
-Cloudkicker saunters down the ramp, swaying her hips and giving seductive looks to various audience members-
Discord: I'm liking this new woman already..-Drools slightly-
Dr. Whooves: I..um...whoa..
Roberts: *Uninteligible noises*
-Trenderhoof follows behind Cloudkicker, constantly tapping away at a touch screen pad in his hands-
*Spa Twins theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, accompanied by Aloe, weighing 123 pounds, and standing five-foot,five inches tall, from Loneyville, Lotus Blossom!
Discord: I wish Sublime would have a bra and panties match...
Dr. Whooves: What brought that out?
Discord: It comes to mind anytime I see two hot women facing off in the ring.
Match 4: Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof vs. Lotus Blossom/w Aloe
*7 minutes later*
-Cloudkicker goes for a high spinning kick, but Lotus ducks it and instead the kick hits the ref right in the face, while the ref is down Trenderhoof fetches a steel chair and looks to throw it into the ring, however he drops it as Aloe approaches him with bedroom eyes-
Aloe: Hey there, I hope you weren't planning on ruining my sister's match, I just learned this great new message technique..you're into new things right?
-Aloe gently rubs her hand across Trenderhoof's face-
Trenderhoof: Umm...uhh...umm..
Cloudkicker: Trenderhoof! Pay atten-
-Lotus hits a Detox on Cloudkicker and pins as the ref wakes up-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Lotus Blossom!
-Lotus exits the ring as Cloudkicker rages inside-
Lotus: Wow sis, didn't see you as the seductive type.
Aloe: Pffftt...he was about to cheat, so it's fair. Besides, you might as well use the charm nature gives you. I'm not giving him any free messages though.
*Commercial*
Marigold: I'm here backstage with the World Fighter's Champion herself, Tri-
Trixie: Yes, yes, Trixie is sure it must be a GREAT and RARE honor for you to interview her.
Marigold: Right...so everyone's been watching that deal you made with the number one contender Rainbow Dash, so far she's been doing well-
Trixie: It's only been one week, Trixie is certain that Rainbow Crash will be destroyed by Colgate tonight, and even if she does win she'll be weakened, and next week I have an even tougher opponent for her, and even if she beats that opponent, she'll be too tired to stand come Final Reckoning, and Trixie will remain the GLORIOUS and UNCHALLENGED World Fighter's Champion.
Marigold: One more t-
Trixie: *Loud yawn* Trixie grows bored of this interview, good-bye.
-Trixie walks off-
-Marigold grumbles-
Marigold: Thanks for your time...
Dr. Whooves: Well, looks like Trixie's confidence is unshaken, as usual.
Discord: She's not champion for nothing.
Roberts: Rixie has right confident but Ranbow Ash strong don't understatement.
*Arabic Music plays*
Haakim:يرجى تحية، في ما سيكون لها قريبا القادم أعظم انتصار، ابنة الثالثة المجيدة، أميرة! (Please greet, in what will soon be her next greatest victory, the glorious third daughter, Amira!)
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Amira, who is arguably one of Sublime's quickest rising stars, she's yet to lose a match and is set to face Colgate in a match at the next Pay-Per-View.
Roberts: Arima is royal wonder if sandy.
Dr. Whooves: Was that a racist comment? I can't even tell.
Discord: I don't even know this time...
*Do you belive in magic?*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 150 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Dr. Whooves: This is Pinkie's first appearance since she suffered a hard loss at Retribution, perhaps she can regain some momentum tonight.
Match 5: Amira vs. Pinkie Pie
*10 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie has thus far taken the lead in the match with rapid and aggressive momentum, she hits a Pinkie Sense on Amira-
*1...2..-*
-Haakim pulls on Pinkie's legs and breaks the pin-
*6 minutes later*
-Amira hits a Dust Devil on Pinkie Pie-
*1..2..-kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: The tide of the match has definitely turned against Pinkie, but she's still holding out.
*8 minutes later*
-Pinkie goes for another Pinkie Sense but Amira counters and takes Pinkie to the ground, she then locks in the Camel Cluch-
Dr. Whooves: Oh lord, not this move again, this made Colgate of all people pass out...
-Pinkie Pie desperately tries to crawl to the ropes, but is pulled back by Amira each time, after about forty-five seconds she taps out-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Amira!
Roberts: Wow man, Carnal Crutch dangerous hard escape.
*Commercial*
-Thunderlane is in the parking garage and is hurrying to his vehicle when the lights go out and Underbaker appears in front of him again, Thunderlane goes for another shot with the title but this time Underbaker knocks him flat with a hard punch-
-Thunderlane regains his footing and attempts to attack Underbaker, but his every move is countered and he's hit with a Baker's Dozen, Underbaker than picks Thunderlane back up and chokeslams him onto the hood of his own car-
-Underbaker climbs up on the hood and rolls his eyes back, doing his signature pose over Thunderlane-
Dr. Whooves: Bloody hell, that was certainly a quick and violent encounter backstage, this upcoming pay-per-view might indeed be the final reckonig for Thunderlane...
Discord: You don't piss off bakers man, you just don't.
Roberts: Undershaker creepy man.
*A dentist's drill sound fills the arena, followed by dark and foreboding music*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Dr. Whooves: Colgate's suffered some tough losses on Sublime, but she looks as fierce and intimidating as ever.
Roberts: This is why fear tentists.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and five foot, six inches tall, Rainbow Dash!
*Rainbow Dash sprints down to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: This is the second week that Trixie has gotten to hand pick Rainbow Dash's opponent, it's time to see if the high flyer's momentum can keep up.
Discord: It was a stupid deal to accept, but it makes for more fun for us watching.
Main Event: Colgate vs. Rainbow Dash
*9 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash knocks Colgate to the mat and climbs the top rope, she goes for a Sonic Raindrop but Colgate raises her knees, causing Rainbow Dash to double over in pain-
-Colgate attempts to go for the Root Canal but Rainbow Dash quickly kicks her away and gets back into fighting posistion-
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate locks in the Root Canal on Rainbow Dash-
Dr. Whooves: This could be bad, that move is SO painful.
Discord: All over but the crying.
Roberts: Tough move but don't miscount Dainrow Hash.
-After being stuck in the Root Canal for nearly a minute Rainbow Dash manages to get Colgate with a few hard strikes to the gut, causing her to release the hold-
Dr. Whooves: That was a close call, but this match is still in full swing.
*5 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Colgate are trading punches in the ring, Rainbow Dash catches one and Irish Whips Colgate into the turnbuckle, there she hits a Pain Rain and goes for a pin-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-
-Rainbow Dash picks Colgate up for another move but is hit with a State of Decay-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: Both these women showing amazing determination, this match is STILL going.
Discord: They're absolutely destroying each other! I love it!
*10 minutes later*
-Both Rainbow Dash and Colgate are looking exhausted, after another exchange of moves and counter-moves Rainbow Dash manages to knock Colgate to the mat and climbs the ropes once more-
Roberts: Could this it man?!
-Rainbow Dash hits the Sonic Raindrop and makes the pin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: What a main event ladies and gentlemen, these two women gave it everything they got and put on quite a show.
-The camera fades to black as a tired but victorious Rainbow Dash celebrates in the ring-
*End of Show*
Match Results:
Commander Hurricane defeated Babs Seed (17:27)
Octavia defeated Apple Bloom (11:10)
Soarin/w Spitfire defeated Thunderlane (13:38)
Lotus Blossom/w Aloe defeated Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof (7:03)
Amira defeated Pinkie Pie (24:49)
Rainbow Dash defeated Colgate (31:56)
Matches for Retribution:
World Fighter's Championship, Rainbow Dash vs. Trixie (C) (Undetermined Match Type)
International Championship, Babs Seed vs. Daring Do (C)
Sublime Tag Team Championship, Beauty Shot vs. Spa Twins (C)
World Brawler's Championship,No-DQ, Underbaker vs. Thunderlane (C)
Colgate vs. Amira and Haakim Handi-cap Match
Octavia vs. Applejack
Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Battle Royal, Hoops and Dumbbell vs. NION Lights vs. SLIME vs. Clip Clop and Dance Fever vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails vs. Couchmate vs. Ace and Zack Ryder vs. Canterlot Class