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The Equestrian Wrestling Federation

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Chapter 72: Sublime - 2-23-14

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*One-Hundred Percent reason to remember the name!*
-The show's usual firework display goes off, and the arena is filled with the cheers of fans-
: Welcome one and welcome all to this episode of Sublime, the E.W.F universe's last stop before Retribution.
Discord: It's definitely going to be a wild night, tensions run high as we draw closer to the night that could completely change the pecking order of the show.
Dr. Whooves: It's going to be a wild night too. I can't wait for the main event. A champion versus champion match. The International Champion Daring Do will face off against the World Fighter's Champion Trixie.
*Boos fill the arena as Colgate's theme plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing in at 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Discord: Now here's a woman to be feared, deadly and unstable. She might be the one to beat Trixie's winning streak, but I doubt it.
Dr. Whooves: What about Pinkie Pie?
Discord: Pffffftttt...
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Aloe, standing five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 123 pounds, Lotus Blossom!
*The crowd cheers as the Spa Twins make their way to the ring, blowing kisses at the audience*
Match 1: Colgate vs. Lotus Blossom/w Aloe
*8 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom goes for *Redacted*, but Colgate counters and locks in the Root Canal-
Dr. Whooves: Oh lord no, Colgate hast the Root Canal locked in. One of the most painful submission holds in the company, and one of the toughest to escape from.
-Lotus taps out 50 seconds later-
Baritone: And here's your winner, Colgate! -Crowd boos-
-Aloe helps her wounded sister out of the ring as Colgate looks on triumphantly-
-As the Spa Twins exit the ring Colgate takes the microphone away from Baritone-
Colgate: What you saw in that match is only a small taste of the carnage, pain, and suffering that I will inflict upon my opponents at Retribution. Once I have the World Fighter's Championship, I will begin a reign of terror on this show that none will eve-
*Colgate is cut off by loud playing Arabic music, an ugly scowl crosses her face as Amira and Haakim emerge on the ramp*
Discord: That's quite odd, Amira wasn't even scheduled for a match tonight. Far be it from me to question royalty though...
Colgate: How dare you interrupt me you prissy, dressed up, lit-
Amira: Silence! I am the third daughter of the fifth house of the glorious Paddle Arabian Kingdom, and you shall show me the proper respect! I have come out here to protest the fact that I have not been allowed to enter the Fatal-Four-Way qualifying match at Retribution, despite winning three consecutive matches! This is clear discrimination and I will not stand for it!
Colgate: Guess what Amira? Nobody gives a fuck! I can't believe you interrupted me just so you could bitch and moan about how poor little you didn't get a match at the Pay-Per-View. Honestly, it makes me want to rip out all your teeth so I won't ever have to listen to that crap again.
Amira: You dare threaten me?! I could defeat you before you touched a single tooth.
Colgate: Oh really?! Let's see!
-Colgate exits the ring and starts advancing up the ramp in a threatening manner-
Dr. Whooves: This looks like it's going to explode any second now. Colgate's moving towards Amira with malice in her eyes.
-Colgate gets to the top of the ramp and goes to attack Amira, but is caught off guard when Haakim bashes her with a microphone-
Discord: You gotta watch those announcers I tell ya.
-The crowd seems divided on whether to cheer or boo as Amira locks in the Camel Clutch on Colgate-
Dr. Whooves: We've never seen this move used by Amira before, but it definitely looks excruciating.
-Amira keeps the hold locked in as Colgate desperately struggles, after a few minutes of this Colgate begins to tap but Amira keeps it locked in-
Discord: Colgate might pass out at this rate!
-Amira refuses to release the hold until Colgate finally passes out on the floor, Amira gets back to her feet and looks around triumphantly-
Amira: Pathetic low class dentist.
Haakim: الفروسية الزبد (Equestrian Scum)
-Amira and Haakim turn and leave the arena as medical personnel help Colgate backstage-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, medical personnel have examined Colgate and have determined she will still be in condition to fight at Retribution, but what just happened to her has to be a definite momentum killer.
Discord: Speaking of momentum, we've got too superstars with a lot of that in this next match. Commander Hurricane, number one contender for the International Title, will face Rainbow Dash, who could potentially be the next number one contender for Sublime's world title.
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
-The crowd boos as Squire begins the introduction-
Squire: Make way once again all ye disrespectful fans, for your eternal mistress, Commander Hurricane!
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane certainly has been on a path of destruction this month, between injuring the previous number one contender for the International Championship, Cheerilee, and scoring a pinfall victory over her arch rival last week.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I look on by*
*Loud cheers from the crowd*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds, standing five foot, six inches tall. Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash charges down to the ring-
Discord: Rainbow Dash is certainly a quick one, but she wasn't fast enough to stop Commander Hurricane last week.
Match 2: Commander Hurricane vs. Rainbow Dash
-13 minutes later-
-Commander Hurricane has Rainbow Dash trapped in the turnbuckle and is punching away at her, she then starts to Irish Whip Rainbow Dash only to pull her back in, but Dash counters and knocks Hurricane to the mat-
-Rainbow Dash climbs the turnbuckle-
: Going high risk.
-Rainbow Dash goes for a Sonic Raindrop, but Commander Hurricane regains her footing and kicks Rainbow mid-air-
Discord: And high penalty.
Commander Hurricane: You think you're so fast?! Well how come you didn't see that coming?! Pathetic!
-Rainbow Dash surprises Commander Hurricane with a roll-up-
*1….2…..3!*
-Loud cheering-
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane got caught taunting, and paid the price!
Baritone: Here's your winner, Rainbow Dash!
-Commander Hurricane looks furious, she attempts to hit a legion on Rainbow Dash but she counters and hits a Rainbow Bash, earning more cheers-
-Camera cuts backstage to Marigold and Applejack-
Marigold: I'm here with Applejack, who has a match against the woman who slapped her grandmother this sunday. Applejack, has seeing Fleur De Lis defeat your sister on the last episode of Lunacy shaken you any?
Applejack: Nah, she mighta gotten one up on Apple Bloom, but ah'd wager it was just a fluke. And it certainly don't worry me none. Nothing's gonna stop me from giving that Flour De Lice a good ol' fashioned beatdown.
Marigold: Uhh...you mean Fleur De Lis?
Applejack: However you say it. Ah ain't too good with these fancy smancy Frenchie names.
Marigold: Thanks for your time.
*Commercial*
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is schedule for one-fall, introducing first, weighing a combined weight of 334 pounds, the team of Checkmate and Davenport, Couch-Mate!
-The crowd cheers as Couchmate makes their way down the ramp, however the cheers turns to boos as Canterlot Class rushes down the ramp and blindsides them-
Dr. Whooves: Of all the dirty tricks, Canterlot Class ambushing Couchmate before the match even begins.
Discord: I believe it's called good strategy.
Dr. Whooves: The proper term is "cowardice"
-Canterlot Class rolls Checkmate and Davenport into the ring-
Match 3: Couchmate vs. Canterlot Class/w Octavia
-9 minutes later-
Discord: Couchmate still has been unable to recover from the ambush launched by Canterlot Class, this match might be just about over.
-Blueblood gets in position for his finisher, but Davenport does a counter that ends up knocking them both to the floor-
-Hoity Toity tags himself in as Blueblood and Davenport get to their feet, Davenport hits Liquidation on Blueblood and goes for a pin, by the time he realizes the ref isn't counting he's kicked in the head by Hoity, Checkmate attempts to intervene but is hit by a Upper Class by Hoity-
-Hoity Toity makes the pin on Checkmate-
*1...2….3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Blueblood and Hoity Toity, Canterlot Class!
-Loud boos from the crowd-
: Couchmate was fighting an uphill battle from the very start due to the ambush they suffered, they put up a valiant fight, but it wasn't enough.
-Canterlot Class makes their way up the ramp with Octavia lagging just behind, suddenly she's grabbed by an audience member who pulls her into the stands and starts punching her, as the camera zooms in we see the fan is really Vinyl Scratch-
-Blueblood and Hoity move in to help but by the time they arrive Vinyl has already melted back into the crowd-
Discord: And you said Canterlot Class was being cowardly.
Dr. Whooves: Like it or not, it seems Vinyl has the upper hand on Octavia for once.
*Commercial*
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match will determine the final participant in the World Fighter's Championship number one contender's fatal-four-way at Retribution!
Introducing first, from Charleston, standing five foot, six inches tall, weighing 128 pounds, Sweet Tooth!
Dr. Whooves: Getting into this fatal-four-way would certainly be a great way for Sweet Tooth to recover from the unfortunate luck she's been having.
Discord: Unfortunate luck? She's never won a single match!
Dr. Whooves: Every dog has his, errr her day.
*It's my life!*
-Mix of boos and cheers-
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, standing at five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 138 pounds, from Manhattan, Babs Seed!
Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed definitely made a statement when she turned on Commander Hurricane after their match last week.
Discord: She definitely made the wrong enemy too.
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane's only threatening if you let her get to you.
Discord: Welp, I know who's going to be in the dungeon first when the Commander builds her new empire.
Match 4: WF Championship FF4 #1 Contender's QM Sweet Tooth vs. Babs Seed
*4 minutes later*
-Babs Seed hits Rotten Core on Sweet Tooth and makes the pin-
*1…...2…...3!*
Baritone: And here's your winner, filling the final position in the Number one contender's fatal-four-way match at Retribution, Babs Seed!
Dr. Whooves: And a very dominant victory by Babs Seed.
-Babs Seed makes her way up the ramp, but stops short as Commander Hurricane and two of her guards emerge and block the way, she attempts to turn around only to see two more guards emerge from the audience and surround her-
Babs Seed: Well shit….-She rushes one guard and throws him back into the stands, the other guard grabs her but she hits him with a Rotten Core, before she can get away however Commander Hurricane tackles her to the ground and starts beating her-
Discord: Babs Seed resisting valiantly, but there's no way she can win five on one.
Commander Hurricane: You think you aren't my slave? Well I have news for you Babs Seed, everybody on this show is my slave!
-The camera cuts backstage where a mysterious figure is watching the action unfold on TV-
?: Even after all this time you haven't changed Commander. It's such a shame, I would of thought you had learned after everything that happened. But it seems you forgot, just like you forgot about me. Soon I'll make you see the error of your ways, and you'll regret every single thing you've done.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: We have an exciting match up next, Sublime's first ever intergender match! Spitfire and Soarin will be taking on Apple Dynasty members Applejack and Big MacIntosh
Discord: Hicks versus athletes. Always a classic.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: The following mixed tag team match is scheduled for one-fall,accompanied to the ring by Granny Smith, introducing first, representing the Apple Dynasty, weighing at a combined 404 pounds, Applejack and Big MacIntosh
: Good lord, over 400 pounds of Apple family.
Discord: And Big MacIntosh is 275 of it. The man's a freaking giant!
*She felt the wind and longed to follow*
Baritone: And their opponents, weighing a combined weight of 369 pounds, Spitfire and Soarin!
Dr. Whooves: A very dynamic team we have here, Spitfire has certainly accumulated a fair number of victories and may even receive a world title shot soon, Soarin meanwhile…
Discord: Has done nothing.
Dr. Whooves: Hey, give a man some credit for trying.
Discord: Nope. Trying doesn't matter. Nothing is still nothing.
Dr. Whooves: Well aren't you a kettle of sunshine.
Match 5: Mixed Tag, Applejack and Big MacIntosh/w Granny Smith vs. Spitfire and Soarin
*10 minutes later*
-Applejack hits a clothesline and sets up for a finisher, but Spitfire counters and knocks Applejack down, she then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Supermarine, going for the pin-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Discord: Applejack sure is a tough cookie, that looked like game over.
*8 minutes later*
-Soarin and Big MacIntosh are fighting it out in the ring, with Soarin managing to dodge most of Big MacIntosh's moves, landing small hits here and there-
Dr. Whooves: Big MacIntosh's own size advantage being used against him now, he's having a hard time keeping up with Soarin's speed and agility.
-Soarin kicks out both of Big MacIntosh's knees, forcing him to kneel down, he then runs at the ropes and bounces back, getting ready for a terminal velocity, but Big MacIntosh decks him with a hard punch to the face-
Discord: And the momentum comes crashing down.
-Big MacIntosh pulls Soarin to his feet and hits a Tractor Pull on him-
*1…..2…..3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Big MacIntosh and Applejack!
-Spitfire checks on Soarin and helps him to his feet, afterwards the two shake hands with Applejack and Big MacIntosh-
Dr. Whooves: A rare show of sportsmanship being displayed here between these teams.
-Spitfire and Soarin leave the ring while the Apple Dynasty celebrates-
*Commercial*
Discord: I'm so pumped up, it's time to see Trixie devastate Daring Do.
Dr. Whooves: What makes you so sure Trixie is going to win?
Discord: Come on doc. Trixie has the better title, that says it all.
*Booing fills the arena as Trixie's theme plays*
Trixie: Attention all jealous and unworthy fans, it's time to stop booing and start cheering for your glorious World Fighter's Champion, standing at a towering five foot, eleven inches, and weighing an un-mockable 140 pounds, the talented and undefeatable TRRRRRRIIIIIIXIE!
-Trixie struts down the ramp, ignoring all the high level of hate-
-Daring Do's theme begins to play, but before Baritone can begin introducing her Trixie takes his mic away and drops it on the mat-
Trixie: And introducing her opponent, standing at a PUNY five foot, six inches tall, and weighing a PATHETIC 126 pounds, a woman who leaves us all wondering how she even managed to get a title, the International Champion, *Extremely uninterested voice* Daring Do.
-Daring Do enters the ring and picks up the spare mic-
Daring Do: Really Trixie? It was bad enough that we had to listen to you doing your own intros, now you're introducing your opponents too?
Trixie: You should be honored that Trixie bothered to waste her breath introducing you.
Daring Do: Oh, I've got an honored headache alright. Why can't you just come out and fight like normal superstars? Instead of filling the arena with all that hot-air.
Trixie: Hmmph...you are just jealous because you are about to lose to the GREAT AND POWERFUL TR-
Daring Do: Nobody cares.
Trixie: *Ahem* You're about to lose to the GREAT and POWER-
Daring Do: Nobody cares.
Trixie: THE GREAT AND-
Daring Do: NOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOODY CAAAAAAARREEEEEES!
Trixie: THEN! -Trixie throws down the mic and points at the bell keeper- RING THE BELL!
Dr. Whooves: About time.
Main Event: Daring Do vs. Trixie
*13 minutes later*
-Trixie has Daring Do down on the mat and is attempting to secure the Ursa Lock, with Daring Do desperately struggling to get away-
Discord: Every fighter on Sublime knows the danger of the dreaded Ursa Lock at this point.
Dr. Whooves: In fact it's never been broken so far.
-Daring Do manages to grab onto a rope and pull herself away, she gives Trixie a hard kick to the face and gets back in the fight-
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Daring Dive on Trixie-
Crowd: This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Daring Do was just a millisecond away from breaking Trixie's undefeated streak!
Discord: It's going to take a lot more than that though.
*5 minutes later*
-Daring Do and Trixie are trading punches in the center of the ring, Trixie catches one and hits Spellbound on Daring Do, following it up with a pin-
*1...2…-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Incredible, Daring Do still holding on, and Trixie can not believe this match is still going.
-Trixie starts going for the Ursa Lock again, Daring Do tries desperately to get away but is unable to escape this time as Trixie locks it in-
Discord: It might not keep going for long now.
-A minute and a half later Daring Do is forced to tap-out-
Trixie: And here is your winner, the GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRRII-
Crowd: NO-BODY CARES! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NO-BODY CARES! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NO-BODY CARES! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
-Trixie glares at the crowd defeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: Crowd antics none-withstanding, Trixie has definitely earned a pre-title defense momentum booster with this blockbuster main event here tonight. We'll see if it holds up this sunday.
Discord: See you all there!
*End of Show*

Match Results:
Colgate defeated Lotus Blossom/w Aloe (8:11)
Rainbow Dash defeated Commander Hurricane (13:49)
Canterlot Class defeated Couchmate (9:30)
Babs Seed defeated Sweet Tooth (4:05)
Applejack and Big MacIntosh defeated Spitfire and Soarin (18:23)
Trixie defeated Daring Do (24:58)

Retribution Matches:
World Fighter's Championship Triple Threat: Trixie (C) vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Colgate
International Championship: Commander Hurricane vs. Daring Do (C)
World Brawler's Championship: Blueblood vs. Thunderlane (C)
Sublime Tag Team Championship: Spa Twins vs. Beauty Shot (C)
Hoity Toity vs. Underbaker
Extreme Rules Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
Fatal-Four-Way WF Championship #1 Contender's Match: Rainbow Dash vs. Spitfire vs. Apple Bloom vs. Babs Seed
Applejack vs. Fleur De Lis (Interbrand)
Combos of Carnage Championship: SLIME vs. Couchmate vs. EGO (C) (Interbrand)

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