*I'm on a slow drain as you watch me burn*

-A fantastic display of pyrotechnics shoot off as the crowd cheers for the first pay per view of the year-

Ahuizotl: Welcome all to the EWF's first ever pay-per-view, Proving Grounds! I'm Lunacy commentator Ahuizotl with my Sublime counterpart, Discord.
Discord: Tonight is bound to be more chaotic than any edition of Lunacy or Sublime, with matches such as Lightning Dust versus Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash versus Trixie, both show's respective world title's are on the line in each.

Ahuizotl: But not only the world titles, but EVERY title will be on the line at some point tonight.

Discord: Personally I've been looking forward to the International Championship title match, a ten woman battle-royal, which should be starting up anytime now.

Announcer: The following match, is a ten woman Battle Royal, and it is for the International Championship!

Match 1: Ten Woman Battle Royal, Commander Hurricane vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Fluttershy vs. Sweet Tooth vs. Cheerilee vs. Inkie Pie vs. Blinkie Pie vs. Spitfire vs. Applejack vs. Daring Do

*2 minutes later*

-Inkie Pie and Blinkie Pie throw Sweet Tooth over the top rope together, but Commander Hurricane hits them with a double clothesline, knocking both of them over as well-

Elimination 1: Sweet Tooth by Inkie Pie and Blinkie Pie

Elimination 2: Inkie Pie by Commander Hurricane

Elimination 3: Blinkie Pie by Commander Hurricane

Discord: Commander Hurricane means SERIOUS business.

Ahuizotl: I don't care as long as she eliminates Daring Do.

*3 minutes later*

-Cheerilee has Pinkie Pie up in the corner, ready to eliminate her, but Pinkie Pie slips loose and completely reverses their positions, pushing Cheerilee over instead-
Elimination 4: Cheerilee by Pinkie Pie

Ahuizotl: How did she even do that?!

Discord: It's Pinkie, you never know what crazy crap she's going to pull off next.

*5 minutes later*

-Commander Hurricane is beating on Daring Do when Fluttershy attacks her from behind, Commander Hurricane turns and glares at her-

Fluttershy: Uhh...sorry...*Meep*

-Commander Hurricane hits *Legion* on Fluttershy and then literally throws her out of the ring-

Elimination 5: Fluttershy by Commander Hurricane

Ahuizotl: That's the third elimination by Commander Hurricane so far, she is just rampaging through this match.

*4 minutes later*

-Spitfire goes for a *Broken Formation* on Pinkie Pie but she counters into *Pinkie Sense*, Spitfire stumbles back to the rope where Pinkie Pie goes to push her over, however Spitfire grabs Pinkie Pie and pulls her over the rope with her, Pinkie Pie falls to the floor while Spitfire narrowly manages to grab unto the ropes and pull herself back in-

Elimination 6: Pinkie Pie by Spitfire

Discord: Well what do ya know, the old woman has some speed in her.

Ahuizotl: Old? She's only thirty.

Discord: Like I said, old woman.

*6 minutes later*

-Spitfire charges at Applejack but Applejack ducks and flips her over the top rope-

Elimination 7: Spitfire by Applejack

Ahuizotl: And then there were three.

-Applejack and Daring Do begin teaming up on Commander Hurricane-

Ahuizotl: No Applejack! Don't help Daring Do, she doesn't deserve allies!

-Babs Seed runs into the arena and enters the ring-

Discord: It's alright, Commander Hurricane's reinforcements are here.

-Before being noticed Babs Seed shoves Applejack over the top rope-

Elimination 8: Applejack by Babs Seed

Ahuizotl: That's definitely going to escalate Babs Seed's problems with her relatives.

-Both Commander Hurricane and Babs Seed begin attacking Daring Do-

Ahuizotl: HAHAHAHA! How does it feel Daring?

-Apple Bloom runs into the arena-

Discord: And here come the buzzkill.

-Apple Bloom enters the ring and hits *Redacted* on Babs Seed, Babs Seed rolls out of the ring and starts running while Apple Bloom gives chase-
-Daring Do gets back to her feet and stares down Commander Hurricane-

Discord: And look who we have left in the ring.

Ahuizotl: Tear her a new one Commander.

*7 minutes later*

-Commander Hurricane has Daring Do in the corner and is raining down punches, she then moves Daring Do to the top of the corner and prepares to eliminate her, but Daring Do stuns her with a lucky kick to the face and gets down. Daring Do then hits *Redacted* on Commander Hurricane and shoves her out of the ring-

Elimination 9: Commander Hurricane by Daring Do

Ahuizotl: NOOOOO!

Announcer: And here is your winner, and the first ever International Champion, Daring Do!

Ahuizotl: God dammit.

Discord: Just imagine if she had won the OIL championship.

Ahuizotl: Why does everyone do this to me?

Discord: Because it is fun.

Ahuizotl: That sure was a great opener! Don't you think, Discord?

Discord: I suppose so...why the lack of shenanigans, though?

Ahuizotl: Not every battle royal needs to have everything break down for your own enjoyment.

Discord: I NEED my daily shenanigans!

Ahuizotl: Well, I can promise Monday Night Lunacy will give you JUST that! Speaking of...before Lunacy's first match of the night begins...let's go backstage, with our broadcast colleague, *REDACTED*...

*Interview area*

Interviewer: Thank you, gentlemen. Right now I am here with the Bromans...Shining Armor...and Flash Sentry. -The BroMans are standing side by side their interviewer, refusing to make eye contact with their partner.- BroMans, tonight you face the team of Snips and Snails, recently dubbed "SLIME." In the main event of this past week's episode of Lunacy, SLIME and Sunset Shimmer BEAT you and Cadance, after Sunset...let's say, "distracted" you, Shining-

Shining: What else WOULD you call it?! That's all that happened! She DISTRACTED me!

Interviewer: Well...you COULD'VE looked away-

Shining: I'm a guy, alright! We DO this kind of stuff...

Flash: Well, maybe you should go be a "guy" with your OWN girl, and leave mine be...

Shining: SHE distracted ME. I wasn't wearing a Gimp suit! I did NOTHING to draw attention to her!

Flash: When that bell rings, you need to FOCUS, man...you don't worry about ANY girl in the world until that. Bell. RINGS. We lost because YOU forgot this. You left me high and dry to get my ass WHOOPED, and if you make the same mistake again-

Shining: I WON'T make the same mistake again...

Flash: ...If you DO...we're going to LOSE on PAY PER VIEW. The FIRST Pay Per View. Think about that. Sunset won't be in EITHER corner...I told her to stay in the locker room. If she DOES make her presence felt, though...cancel her out. We are The BROMANS, Shining...we are a well-oiled MACHINE, and NO GIRL is going to get in our way...alright? -Holds out his fist-

Shining: ...Alright. -Bumps Flash's fist- I got it...

Flash: Good. Now, let's make sure "Attack of The SLIME II" fails at the box office! -BroMans walks off-

Interviewer: Thank you for your time, gentlemen...

*REDACTED THEME* -Crowd boos-

Announcer: The following TAG TEAM contest...is scheduled for ONE FAAALLL! Introducing FIRST...at a combined weight, of 402 POOOUNNDSSS...Snips, and Snails...SLLLIIIMEEEE...

Discord: Oh...now THIS is MY kind of tag team. Just look at how EVILLY they walk to the ring.

Ahuizotl: They're two of the BIGGEST creepers Lunacy has to offer. Snips and Snails stumped the BroMans earlier this Monday, but only because of the...

Discord: Go on...say it. The PRIMAL SAVVY of Sunset Shimmer. Who can blame Shining Armor?

Ahuizotl: He let his partner down because of his hormones...

Discord: And Snips and Snails are going to EXPLOIT the dissension forming in the ranks of the BroMans. Trust me.

Ahuizotl: You might be right.

Discord: Of COURSE I am. Chaos also gives me extra intellect.

Ahuizotl: Oh booooyyy...as if you couldn't be ANY smarter...

Discord: It also allows me to detect sarcasm.

Ahuizotl: Dammit.

The sky turns to a different shade of blue... -Mostly cheers-

Announcer: Aaaanddd...their opponents! At a combined weight of 421 POOOUUNNDSSS...Shining Armor...and Flash SEEENTRRRYYY...THE BROOOOMAAANNSSSS!

Ahuizotl: The BroMans PROVED to be a cohesive unit on the second episode of Lunacy, when Shining Armor returned EARLY from a CONCUSSION to save Flash Sentry from SLIME.

Discord: Oooohhhh how much two more weeks can change...

Match 2: Flash Sentry & Shining Armor vs Snips & Snails

Crowd: BRO-MANS! BRO-MANS! BRO-MANS! BRO-MANS! BRO-MANS! BRO-MANS!

Ahuizotl: And this ovation for The BroMans JUST may get them on the same page...

Discord: The crowd can only help so much...

-11 minutes later-

-Snips grabs Flash for the German Suplex, as Snails is ready to drop the leg-drop. Flash counters the suplex by landing on his feet, and moves out of the way to cause Snails to hit Snips with a cross-body. Snails clumsily apologizes, and turns around to meet a kick to the gut from Flash. The crowd begins cheering loudly-

Ahuizotl: Is he going to go for it?! Is he going for the Flash Flood?!

Discord: I hope so. I'm not easily impressed, but that move is a thing of BEAUTY.

-Before Flash can hit the Flash Flood, Shining Armor blind tags himself in. The crowd IMMEDIATELY begins booing, as Flash releases his grip on Snips-

Ahuizotl: Oh no...

Discord: I KNEW it! I TOLD you this would happen!

Ahuizotl: There's a match going on, guys! A BIG match!

Flash: Is it really going to be like this, man? I HAD THE MATCH WON!

Shining: You still could've HIT the move! SNIPS is the legal man! I was going to finish him off!

Flash: I had it all under CONTRO-

-Snails tries to run at Flash, but Flash vaults him over the top rope down to the floor, and goes right back to arguing with Shining-

Discord: It's the BIGGEST match of their young careers...and they're BICKERING! It's GLORIOUS!

-As the BroMans are arguing, Snips tries to club Shining in the back, but Shining moves out of the way, causing Snips to clothesline Flash out of the ring. He holds on, though. Shining runs off the ropes, attempting to hit Snips with a dropkick, but now SNIPS moves, and Shining nails Flash with the dropkick, the velocity causing Flash's upper back to hit the announce table. The crowd "OOOH's."-

Discord: See where this bickering gets you boys, NOWHERE?

Ahuizotl: To be fair...this time it was SHINING ARMOR who brought up the better point.

Discord: Doesn't matter WHO brought up the better point, their stupidity COULD cost them that match!

-Shining looks out to the floor at Flash, giving Snips the opportunity to lift Shining up for a German Suplex. In the corner is Snails, who jumps off at JUST the right time, connecting with the leg-drop-

Ahuizotl: Snails scores with a HUGE move! -Snips hooks the leg-

1...2...3! -The crowd boos, as Snips slowly crawls backwards away from Shining's fallen body. Snips picks him up by the arms-

Announcer: Here are your winners...Snips...and SNAAAILLSS...SLIIIMMMEEE!

Discord: What did I say from the VERY beginning? That the BroMans' NONSENSE would wind up costing them this OH-SO important match, and it DID! It absolutely DID!

Ahuizotl: They should've listened to themselves, and put their differences aside...and now, SLIME now owns TWO tag team victories over the BroMans...

-Flash gets into the ring, and stares down at a reeling Shining on the mat.-

Flash: You failed me AGAIN! You failed US AGAIN! YOU CAN ONLY FAIL SO MANY TIMES, SHINING ARMOR! -Flash shakes his head, exits the ring, and walks off, as the crowd begins to chant "YOU DESERVE BETTER" with a supporting 5 claps per chant-

Ahuizotl: What will this mean for a tag team that could be...SO much more?

Discord: Hopefully they'll feud. THAT'D be JUICY! Two frat-boys in a Toga match? Ugh...actually, on second thought...

Ahuizotl: Yeaaahh...let's just not think about that image.

Discord: I TRULY did not intend for that one to come out like that. It was one of those stereotypical things...the SAUNA MATCH was bad enough...

Ahuizotl: -Holding his head- NEXT MATCH!

Discord: Okay, okay...jeez...I happen to think Twist is QUITE cute...when she's not naked, or talking...or breathing.

Ahuizotl: So...Twist is cute when she's dead?

Discord: Yup. In a maggot infested grave, where we can NEVER see her...-clears throat, and looks over his script- AH! Our next match will feature the EWF debut of Hugh Jelly, the man who will NEVER try Nutella simply because "it's not jelly."

Ahuizotl: That's just unheard of...I want a script.

Discord: Hmmmm...too bad?

*RUMBLE'S THEME* -Mostly crowd cheers, probably because the crowd thinks the Carnage title isn't worth a damn to only be contested in the third match on the show-

Announcer: The following MIXED-TAG-TEAM match...is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first...at a combined weight of 497 POOOUNNDSSS...the team of Horsepower, Flitter, aaannddd CLOOOUDDCHAAASSEERRR!

Discord: And the Roses are looking RAVISHING as always. There's nothing better than a woman that can fight AND look good while doing it.

Ahuizotl: And I'd say just about EVERY woman signed to EWF does JUST that!

Discord: ...Except Twist.

Ahuizotl: I try not to count her for ANYTHING.

Discord: -Chortles- Good man.

Ehehehe...everybody come see the greatest show... -Pretty big pop-

Announcer: Aaaannnndd THEIR opponent! At a combined weight of 627 POOOUUNNDSSSS...representing The ODDITIES! Hugh Jelly, Clip Clop, and MIIDDDNNIIGHTTT STRRRIIKKEEE!

Discord: I wish THESE guys were on Sublime! They're not exactly as TREACHEROUS as I'd like, but they THRIVE to have FUN! Well, except Midnight...she's a bit of a stick in the mud...but her boyfriend and company? I WANT TO HAVE SOME TEA WITH THEM, because beer is ICKY!

Ahuizotl: And when the bell rings...Rumble's entourage is going to be in for a BIG surprise...

Discord: Just reminding everyone at home...this is NOT an intergender matchup, like the handicap version we saw on Monday. The men will face the men, and the chicks shall face the chicks! Just like GOD intended!

Ahuizotl: You realize that there are TWO women on Horsepower's team...but only ONE representing the Oddities?

Discord: This may prove to be hazardous to Midnight. Flitter and Cloudchaser could isolate her from her partners ALL match. This could work in the favor of Horsepower and his team of Femme Fetales.

Match 3: Horsepower, Flitter, and Cloudchaser vs Hugh Jelly, Clip Clop, and Midnight Strike

-6 minutes later-

-Horsepower and Clip Clop are on the top rope, jocking for position. Clip Clop is trying to level Horsepower with a superplex, but the strength of Horsepower is just too much to handle.-

Ahuizotl: This could be DISASTROUS if these two LARGER than average men fall at the SAME TIME!

Discord -Giggles like a schoolgirl- I KNOW! Just think of it...575 pounds of GIRTH...IMPLODING the ring!

Ahuizotl: Then how would the rest of the matches be contested?

Discord: ...Chaos doesn't NEED to be thought through.

-Out of nowhere, Hugh Jelly LEAPS on the top turnbuckle, and he and Clip Clop are able to overpower Horsepower and drive him to the mat with a DOUBLE SUPERPLEX!-

Discord: OH MY 'LANTA! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

Ahuizotl: THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!

Discord: And MASTERFUL! -Sheds a tear- I'm so proud...

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser take this opportunity to get in the ring and stomp on both Clip Clop and Hugh Jelly. The crowd boos, until Midnight enters the fray and TOSSES Flitter over the top rope and down to the floor. Cloudchaser turns towards Midnight, rears back, and hits her with a ferocious SLAP! The crowd "OOOH's-

Discord: I haven't heard a slap that loud since my last girlfriend sent one my way!

Ahuizotl: I sure do feel sorry for HER...

Discord: Yeah, me too...she's dead now.

Ahuizotl: ?

-Midnight spits on the mat, and shoves Cloudchaser backwards, sending her slipping on a banana peel just set up by Clip Clop-

Discord: Oh how CLICHE!

Ahuizotl: But EFFECTIVE!

-Clip Clop laughs, as Cloudchaser sloppily stands up and is hit with "The Clocks Strikes" by Midnight-

Ahuizotl: She's got her!

1...2...3! -The crowd cheers wildly-

Announcer: Here are YOUR WINNEERRSSSS! Clip Clop, Hugh Jeeellyyy...and MIIDDDNNIIGGHHTTT STRRRIIKKEEEEE!

Discord: I was HIGHLY satisfied with this match! There was so much chaos, I just couldn't count it all on BOTH hands!

Ahuizotl: Midnight...returns to action, and is FINALLY victorious! Her neck was worked on nearly ALL match by Flitter and Cloudchaser, but she persevered, and got her FIRST win!

Discord: It only would've been better had the banana peel been kept IN the trick bag...NOT COOL, Clip Clop...

-Hugh Jelly approaches Midnight, dips her, and then gives her a deep kiss. The crowd whoops and whistles in response.-

Discord: ECH! Just imagine all those flavors of jam swishing around in Midnight's mouth...what does she see in this guy?

Ahuizotl: Oh, Discord...don't be so...JELLY.

Discord: OHOHOHOHOHOHO-screw you.

-Clip Clop, Dance Fever, and Bill Neigh lead the audience in some interactive antics as their theme music plays. Hugh carries Midnight up the ramp, they both looking into each other's eyes-

Ahuizotl: Awww...and for ONCE...Midnight actually looks...happy.

Discord: GAG! Where's the debauchery?

Ahuizotl: Be quiet, you. Good for The Oddities! Big win tonight at Proving Grounds!

*Sunset Shimmer's Locker Room*

Sunset: I know you're mad, Flash...but I NEED you out there with me!

Flash: Just answer me ONE THING, Sunny...why would you PURPOSELY cost us the match Monday? I'm pissed at Shining for getting distracted, but what would possess you to CAUSE the distraction in the FIRST PLACE?

Sunset: -Chuckles- Oh, Flash...-rubbing her index finger along Flash's abs- I've told you this before...getting inside your opponent's head is the quickest way to BEATING your opponent.

Flash: What? Did your horoscope tell you that?

Sunset: -Stern look- Don't be rude, Flash...

Flash: The only thing you're doing is getting inside SHINING's head. What if this only makes Cadance even ANGRIER at you?

Sunset: Her anger will be her downfall, then. She can't WIN the title on a Disqualification.

Flash: And you won't WIN the title if she IS disqualified.

Sunset: True, but I doubt Cadance could handle being called a "coward", and THAT is what she'd be if she got herself disqualified. She's just going to have to keep herself level-headed, and it's going to be TOO much for her in the end. She'll be weak, and I'LL be the WINNER. And you can raise my hand and we can go back to our hotel room and...

Flash: -Grins- Celebrate?

Sunset: They'll be out of wine in NO time...-winks-

Flash: I'm still PISSED, though, Sunny...it was my FIRST pay per view...and we LOST.

Sunset: -Grabs hold of Flash's chin, and turns it to make him look into her eyes- Baby...Shining can't help it if he is the weaker half of your team. You're the one that has gotten the crowd to get behind you guys. Your finisher is AMAZING. You're the more HANDSOME of the two, the more physically fit, the more MARKETABLE. Let's face it...one day, The BroMans are going to be tag team champions, and they're going to try to crop as MUCH of Shining Armor off of that billboard, or program, or tour bus to make ALL the room they can for YOU.

Flash: -Blushes- Thanks, babe...you always know how to cheer me up.

Sunset: -Kisses Flash on the forehead- That's all the love you're getting for now...you'll just have to wait until I win to get the FULL PACKAGE.

Flash: -Gently grabs Sunset's hand, and leads her out of her locker room- I think the wait will be WELL worth it...

Discord: Ah, young love...

Ahuizotl: The love Sunset Shimmer has for Flash Sentry is among the weirdest I've ever seen.

Discord: How so?

Ahuizotl: What the hell do you mean? She flirts with other men, she costs her boyfriend matches...where's the love in THAT?!

Discord: Tough love, my friend.

Ahuizotl: SUNSET ISN'T FLASH'S FATHER!

Discord: ...We don't know that for sure.

Ahuizotl: I do...SHUT UP.

*REDACTED THEME* -A few boos from the crowd-

Announcer: The following contest..is scheduled for OOONEE FALL...and is for...the Crater Chiiiiccckk...CHAAAMMPPIIOONNSHHIIIPPP! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring...by Shining Armor! From Crystalville...weighing in at 129 POOOUNNDSSS...CAAADDAANNCCEEE!

Ahuizotl: This is a match I have been looking forward to ALL week. No doubt, Cadance and Sunset Shimmer have had the most HEATED feud in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation since week 1.

Discord: And that could be attributed to MANY things. Boys, jealousy, typical girl-wanting-to-be-dominant tropes. But NOTHING...and I mean NOTHING...is fueling this rivalry MORE...than the Crater Chick Championship.

Ahuizotl: Absolutely. These two ladies need not focus on their petty relationship struggles right now, because it DOESN'T MATTER...at least for right now. All that should matter, is becoming the first EVER Crater Chick Champion.

And now...it's all over now... -Quite an abundant amount of cheers-

Announcer: Aaaannddd..HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring...by Flash Sentry! From Canterlot...weighing in at 142 POOOUNNDSS...Sunseeetttt...SHIIIMEEEEEERRR!

Discord: We would SURE be remiss, however, if we DIDN'T bring up all of the negative forces in these two relationships leading up to this match.

Ahuizotl: It sure has been odd to see it all play out. Sunset flirts with Shining Armor, and whether it be to get inside the head of Cadance or not, it's still NOT right.

Discord: I don't think Sunset cares. And Shining Armor SURE doesn't seem to mind it either...I certainly can't blame him. Maybe he likes the bad girls?

Ahuizotl: Don't make a commitment with another woman, then. Flash Sentry might be better off with a kind girl like Cadance, also. He seems to be under a spell from Sunset...

Discord: He's been showing his teeth in recent weeks, however. He realizes how CLOSE his tag team partner is to his gal. If Shining Armor wants a bad girl, he'd better look somewhere else. You should NEVER steal a man's girl, ESPECIALLY if it's your BEST FRIEND'S girl.

Ahuizotl: Wise words from one Mr. Discord. We will see if either Flash Sentry or Shining Armor play a deciding role in the outcome of this match.

-The referee holds the championship up in the air, and shows it to both competitors. Sunset grabs the championship, and kisses it-

Ahuizotl: Might be a bit too early to do that...

Discord: Gotta love her confidence! So devilish...

-Sunset, in a flash, leaps and Cadance, and hits her with the Crater Chick championship. There are more boos directed towards Sunset now-

Discord: Confidence and intelligence go hand in hand! LOVELY! DO IT AGAIN!

Ahuizotl: You had to figure Sunset wasn't going to allow Cadance to get the upper-hand, but COME ON!

-Flash looks disgusted by this action, and throws his arms out at his side. Sunset blows him a kiss, and silently hands the referee the belt. The referee checks on Cadance, asking if she can continue. When Cadance gets back up, the referee rings the bell, and Sunset immediately runs at her in the corner, sending a flurry of kicks at her left leg.-

Discord: And it seems Sunset has a game-plan early: Attack the leg of Cadance!

Ahuizotl: Sunset isn't exactly known for her submission skills, but I won't take away how smart this is by her. If Cadance can't stand on two legs, she can't win the title.

-Sunset grabs Cadance's left leg, wraps it over the middle rope, and begins twisting it. Shining Armor looks on in worry.-

Match 4: Crater Chick Championship: Sunset Shimmer w/ Flash Sentry vs Cadance w/ Shining Armor

-9 minutes later-

-Sunset drags Cadance over to the turnbuckle, and leaves the ring. Outside the ring, she grabs Cadance's legs, wraps them around the ring-post, and places her own legs over them, dangling barely above the floor. She applies severe pressure.-

Ahuizotl: A figure four leg lock?! MY GOD! This poor woman is going to have everything from tendons to ligaments torn from inside her leg!

Discord: THIS is what you do to win a championship. I applaud Sunset for being so devious, but I also applaud Cadance for staying in the game for as long as she has!

Ref: 1...2...3...4...-Sunset lets go of the hold at the last second, as Cadance scoots back away from the ring-post, reveling in intense pain-

Ahuizotl: I can only imagine how much pain Cadance is in right now...

Discord: It might be slim odds, but if she wins the championship, all that pain will be worth it...

-Sunset grabs a nearby Shining Armor's cheeck, and quickly rolls into the ring. Shining starts blushing as Flash death stares him on the other side of the ring-

-12 minutes later-

-Sunset grabs Cadance from behind, and attempts a back suplex. Cadance lands on her feet, and immediately regrets it, as she stumbles backwards into a corner in pain. Sunset rushes at Cadance, looking to dropkick her leg, but Cadance jumps onto the top turnbuckle at the last second. Sunset's feet hit the bottom turnbuckle, and her head whiplashes into the mat. The crowd "OH's!"-

Ahuizotl: Cadance isn't out of this yet!

Discord: But being up top in her condition isn't the best thing for her to be doing right now. Especially in such a BIG match like this!

-Cadance positions herself, and dives off the top rope, hitting Sunset with a Swanton Bomb!-

Discord: But it pays off big! That was poetry in CHAOS!

1...2...-Flash Sentry pulls the referee out of the ring at the last second. There are a 50/50 mixture of cheers and boos-

Ahuizotl: WHAT?! Are you kidding me?!

Discord: He just wants his girlfriend to win the title, so they can go home and "reap the riches."

Ahuizotl: But Flash looked so disappointed at the beginning of the match when Sunset hit Cadance with the title!

Discord: Love makes you do strange things...

-Flash immediately looks upset with himself. He puts his hand over the top of his head, and buries his face into the ring apron. Sunset deviously smirks, as Cadance looks out over the top rope at Flash.-

Cadance: Why, Flash? I was so close...

Flash: I made a mistake! I don't know why I did it!

-Sunset knocks Cadance back down to the mat in pain with a chop block, and quickly slides out of the ring. She pats Flash on the head, and goes over to get a steel chair. Meanwhile, Shining Armor gets in Flash's face.-

Ahuizotl: And just what in the hell is Sunset planning to do with that chair?

Discord: Anything she damn well wants...

Flash: Shining...that wasn't supposed to happen...I-I don't know what came over me!

-Sunset gets in between the two-

Sunset: Both of you! Get in the ring!

-Flash quickly nods, and enters the ring. Sunset glares at Shining. Sooner or later, he sighs and enters the ring as well.-

Discord: I'm not even sure what's happening at this point, but I am thoroughly enjoying it...

-Sunset hands the chair to Flash-

Sunset: HIT HER! -She points down at a pained Cadance-

Ahuizotl: Oh she can't be serious...

-Flash immediately shakes his head, throwing the chair to the mat. The crowd cheers, as Sunset's eyes lower.-

Flash: I've already made ONE mistake, Sunset! I'm NOT going to make another!

Sunset: -Shrugs, and picks up the chair. She hands it to Shining Armor.- You take the shot, then! -Now almost all of the crowd is booing-

Discord: This is BRILLIANT! Sunset Shimmer is singlehandedly trying to break up the relationship of Cadance and Shining Armor!

Ahuizotl: There's no way Shining would do this...he loves Cadance too much...

Sunset: Look at how PATHETIC she is, Shining! There's no way she can beat me! I am the most DOMINANT female in this company! Why would you want a loser like her? GIVE HER THE BOOT!

-Shining looks at the chair as Cadance begins to get up in front of him. He rears back, and Flash quickly interjects himself-

Flash: WHOA! WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ahuizotl: INDEED. What is going through this young man's head?!

Flash: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO CADANCE?! Are you fucking IGNORANT!?

Shining: -Growls- You had NO IDEA what I had in mind with this chair...

Flash: I think I do...you wanna hit me, don't you? It's been boiling over for WEEKS! Here's you chance, DAMMIT! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!

Ahuizotl: This tag team is self destructing in front of our very own eyes!

Discord: These two are like BROTHERS! It just shows you the power of a woman's allure...

-Shining Armor looks to the ground, contemplating his next move. He starts to walk away, but then quickly turns around and swings the chair in Flash's direction. Flash moves out of the way, and the chair connects with the now fully risen Cadance's skull. The crowd is going ape-shit, as Sunset begins to laugh-

Ahuizotl: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT THE HELL WITH THE CHAIR, DAMMIT?! GET IT OUT OF THE RING!

Discord: This isn't the chaos I wanted...I wanted a brawl between these two best friends, not a steel chair across an innocent woman's head...

-Flash rams his shoulder into Shining's abdomen in anger, pushing him out through the middle rope, and down to the floor. He begins shaking the ropes in frustration, until he feels a tapping on his shoulder. He turns around to see an upset Sunset Shimmer.-

Sunset: I'm VERY disappointed in you, Flash...-she crosses her arms-

Flash: I'm sorry, Sunny...but this is YOUR fight to finish...-Flash leaves the ring, and walks up the aisle to a standing ovation.-

Ahuizotl: Good for Flash! Sunset Shimmer doesn't DESERVE his support!

Discord: Sunset Shimmer doesn't NEED his support...she's about to win GOLD.

-Sunset doesn't seem phased by her boyfriend's exit, as another referee jogs past him, and down to the ring. Sunset smirks. The referee runs into the ring, and Sunset slowly lowers herself down to the mat, before finally hooking Cadance's leg-

Ahuizotl: Not like this...-1...2...-KICK OUT, CADANCE! KICK OUT! -Cadance kicks out at 2 and a half to rousing cheers from the crowd. Sunset yanks at her hair, and begins pounding at the mat.-

Discord: Zoo-Wee MAMA! I can not BELIEVE Cadance has THIS left much in her!

Ahuizotl: It's just like you said, Discord! She wants that title more than ANYTHING right now!

Discord: Right about now, young Cadance is showing that she's got the HEART of a champion...

-3 minutes later-

-Sunset has the upper-hand once again, as she sets up Cadance for the Prospectdriver. She hooks Cadance's arms, and lifts her into the air, but Cadance counters it into a roll-up-

1...2...3! -The crowd erupts with mostly cheers, as both Cadance and Sunset seem in shock by the outcome. Shining Armor throws up the "rock-on" hands-

Ahuizotl: SHE DID IT! CADANCE IS THE CHAMPION!

Discord: I don't believe it...what HEART! All that pain and suffering paid off in the end!

Announcer: Here is YOUR WINNER...and the NEEEWWWW...Crater Chick CHAAAMMPPIIOONNN...CAAADDAANNCCEEEEE!

-Cadance is handed her title, as she climbs to the top turnbuckle and holds it into the air, tears beginning to form in her eyes-

Ahuizotl: What an INSPIRING performance from Cadance! She overcame EVERY odd Sunset threw at her!

Discord: Including the CHAOS! There was SO MUCH CHAOS!

-Sunset regains her composure, and grabs Cadance by her trunks, slamming her to the mat below. Most of the crowd boos.-

Ahuizotl: DAMMIT! And now Sunset has to RUIN the celebration!

-Sunset leaves the ring, and grabs the steel chair that she introduced earlier from the floor. She throws it into the ring-

Ahuizotl: DAMMIT WITH THE CHAIRS! LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!

-Sunset goes to pick up the chair, but she is cutoff by Shining Armor placing his boot on it. The crowd cheers, as Sunset smirks, and demands a microphone.-

Sunset: This is your final chance, Shining Armor...your final chance to drop THIS -She gestures to Cadance-...Dead...WEIGHT. -She gently slides Shining's boot off the chair with her own, and picks it up. She moves over to Cadance, and places her injured leg into the chair- All you need to do is climb up to THAT turnbuckle, and drop ALL your weight onto your precious little princess' leg!

-Sunset shakes his head vigorously-

Sunset: Think about it...she may be champion, but you can change all of that...take her out, make sure she's NEVER heard from again, and you can go home with a REAL champion...a REAL woman...ME. -More boos-

Ahuizotl: This woman...this woman truly needs help...

Discord: I think she's trying too hard, if I'm being honest...

Sunset: What do you say? -She bites her lower lip, and puts the mic in Shining's face-

Shining: You're a crazy bitch, you know that? What on this EARTH would make you think I'd EVER do that to my Cadance!?

Sunset: I see the way you look at me every time I'm around...Monday, you couldn't take your eyes off of me...let's just seal this deal...NOW.

Shining: ...NO. You lost, Sunset. Just leave me and my girlfriend ALONE. PLEASE

-Sunset backs up, and waves her index finger-

Sunset: That's not going to happen, Shiny...you're girlfriend has something I want...well, TWO things I want...-she winks- I'm on my way to getting you, but that championship is nearly in my GRASP, and I can't have you getting in the way of that...-Sunset snaps, and drops the mic. Shining doesn't have time to react, before his feet are pulled out from under him, and he is yanked out of the ring by Snips and Snails.-

Ahuizotl: Oh no! Snips and Snails! Sunset's henchmen!

Discord: They were victorious against the BroMans earlier tonight, but it seems they're ALWAYS lurking around the ring...

-Snips and Snails beat down Shining Armor outside the ring, as Sunset waves to him. She looks back at Cadance, and suddenly looks extremely vengeful. She climbs the top turnbuckle.-

Ahuizotl: NO! WHERE IS FLASH SENTRY?! ANYBODY?! WHY WON'T ANYBODY STOP THIS PSYCHOTIC WOMAN?!

-Sunset jumps off, landing her right leg onto the steel chair. A light "SNAP" can be heard, as Cadance kicks and yells in pain-

Ahuizotl: DID YOU HEAR THAT SNAP?! I THINK CADANCE'S LEG IS BROKEN!

-Discord grimaces, not saying a word-

-All of the boos drown out any cheers, as Sunset crawls around Cadance, stalking her.-

Ahuizotl: I have never seen someone so HELL-BENT on PUNISHING another as Sunset Shimmer has been this past month...

Discord: And it culminated TONIGHT...

Ahuizotl: This was a SYSTEMATIC assault by Sunset Shimmer! She worked over the leg the ENTIRE match, and she just gave the final blow, in what could very well be the end of a young career...it's sickening...

-Meanwhile, Snips finishes off Shining Armor by ramming the steel steps into his head, which was placed in front of the ring post-

Discord: And Shining Armor isn't very well off, either, as he gets DEMOLISHED by the same move that took him out on the first episode of Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: DAMMIT! HE MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION, AND CADANCE MAY HAVE A BROKEN LEG! DO THESE 3 HAVE NO SYMPATHY!

Discord: Seems they want Shining Armor and Cadance to be the modern equivalent to the term "Star Crossed Lovers"...

-Snips and Snails slither into the ring, just as Sunset is done mocking Cadance. Sunset high fives her two associates. Snails grabs the Crater Chick championship from off the mat, and fastens it around the waist of an awaiting Sunset Shimmer, who holds her arms out like a Messiah and closes her eyes as she encounters that first feeling of gold around her waist. Snips bows down, and so does Snails as he completes the ceremony. Sunset snaps her fingers, and the two goons rise to face their leader. Without a word, she leaves the ring, ordering for Snips and Snails to follow her. The three walk up the ramp, Snips and Snails looking ahead with glee, and Sunset never looking back with content.-

Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Ahuizotl: I could not agree more...

Discord: I believe Sunset Shimmer is on her way to becoming even more evil than ME...I am not afraid to admit that I am TERRIFIED of her.

-Snips and Snails raise Sunset's hands on the stage, and Sunset noogies them before they all three exit through the curtain. Meanwhile, Shining Armor lays unconscious outside the ring, blood leaking like a faucet from his forehead. Cadance, even in all her pain, tries her best to check on him. When she leaves the ring, she tries to hobble to his side, but she ultimately falls and winds up in even MORE pain.-

Ahuizotl: Just lay down, Cadance...PLEASE...just lay down...

-Paramedics FINALLY come down to ringside-

Discord: About time...Jesus, how much are these guys paid? It's too much, whatever it is...

Cadance: -Crying- I think it's broken, Doctor...

Doctor: Don't worry, Cadance...we'll make sure you don't become any more hurt than you already are.

Cadance: Pl-please...help Shining...he needs it more than me!

Doctor: We're going to help you both, don't you worry...-Cadance is being strapped up to a stretcher, while Shining Armor is having a neck-brace put on him before he is placed on a stretcher.-

Ahuizotl: I never expected any of this tonight...I think we underestimated just how MUCH these titles mean to the competitors competing for them...but this whole ordeal was totally UNCALLED for!

Discord: The tactics of Sunset Shimmer are nearly UNDEFINABLE...I'm not even sure that a title is WORTH tearing apart a couple as secure as Cadance and Shining Armor...

-All of the crowd gives Cadance and Shining Armor a standing ovation, as they are wheeled up the ramp in their stretchers side by side. Cadance grabs one of her unconscious boyfriend's hands, and holds it. The crowd cheers even more-

Ahuizotl: Even in catastrophe, there is still beauty such as that beating stronger than ever...

Discord: ...Wow...

-Shitty EWF merchandising plug-

Ahuizotl: Well, ladies and gentlemen...what we just saw was downright unbelievable. We will give you all updates on Cadance and Shining Armor's condition as we get them.

Discord: As a man that CRAVES anarchy, this WASN'T my cup of tea...I hope those two make a quick recovery. Honestly.

Ahuizotl: Even so, the show MUST go on...coming up next, Lunacy will crown their first EVER Chick Combo champions...

Discord: The unlikely team of Berry Punch and Scootaloo, will go up against the more experienced tandem of Turf and Silver Spoon.

Ahuizotl: Let's just hope Diamond's squad plays this game FAIR...

Discord: No matter WHAT they do, I HIGHLY doubt they can match Sunset Shimmer's unadulterated cruelty...

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...don't hate me cuz I speak true -Crowd boos-

Announcer: The following TAG TEAM contest...is scheduled for ONE FAAAALLL! And is for the Chick...COMMBBBOOO...CHAAAMMPPIOONNSSHIIPP! Making their way to the ring...FIRST! Accompanied by Diamond Tiara! At a combined weight, of 239 POOOUNNDSSSS...Turf...and SILVVVERRR SPOOOONNNN!

Discord: Poor Diamond! I wonder when she'll be cleared to wrestle...

Ahuizotl: I TRULY wonder if Diamond has been injured THIS long...I'm thinking she's milking it, simply so she doesn't have to step in the ring with Scootaloo.

Discord: Oh, now that's SILLY. Scootaloo doesn't even have TIME to face Diamond...she's too busy getting beat up by Turf and Silver Spoon every week! -Laughs manically-

Ahuizotl: Need I remind you that up until last Monday, Scootaloo and Berry Punch had been having The Mean Girls NUMBER?

Discord: In matches, yes, but they never could quite handle the ONSLAUGHT of a beating they were given week after week.

Ahuizotl: Well, the tables could very well be TURNED on Turf and Silver Spoon tonight. THEY may get the beating of their LIFE.

Colorful rainbows catch my eyes, when I see you fly across the sky... -HUGE cheers-

Announcer: Aaaannddd THEIR opponents! First...from Loneyviiillleee, weighing in at 118 POOOUNNDSSS..SCCOOOTTAAALOOOOOO!

Discord: -Sarcastic- Oh yeeessss...what a well-oiled tag team Berry Punch and Scootaloo are...I mean, it's not like TAG TEAMS should come out together or anythinnnggg...

Ahuizotl: Where in the rules does it say tag team partners must come out together?

Discord: In the Diary of the Draconequus...DUH.

Ahuizotl: You don't have to come out TOGETHER to be a REAL tag team. What is that supposed to show? FRIENDSHIP?

Discord: Friendship is gay.

Ahuizotl: I don't agree with THAT, but Scootaloo and Berry Punch aren't EVEN friends. Berry Punch is watching Scootaloo's back because she's sick of seeing her get assaulted every week. She hates The Mean Girls, too. It's the right thing to do.

Discord: I don't think ANYBODY would want to be friends with Berry Punch. She's a loss cannon. VERY unpredictable.

*GLASS SHATTERS* -Even more cheers. Silver Spoon is visibly shivering-

-The announcer awaits for the entrance of Berry Punch, but never comes out. Sooner or later, her music dies down, and Scootaloo and everybody else but The Mean Girls begin to worry.-

Ahuizotl: Where...where is Berry Punch?

Discord: HA! You were right! They AREN'T friends! Hell, they aren't even ALLIES! Berry Punch has left her "partner" high and dry!

-Scootaloo turns to the stage-

Scootaloo: BERRY! BEEERRRYYY! WHERE ARE YOU, BERR-

-Scootaloo is attacked from behind by Turf. The crowd boos immensely, and begins chants of "BER-RY!" Turf grabs Scootaloo by her hair, and looks her in the eyes-

Turf: HAHA! Where's your partner, ORPHAN? -She begins slapping her upside the head-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF!

Turf: -At the crowd- SHUT UP!

-Turf is suddenly surprised by a hurricanrana out of nowhere by Scootaloo. The crowd cheers, as Turf tumbles into her corner, and Scootaloo takes a seated position in her corner, trying to come up with a gameplan-

Ahuizotl: It looks like this is going to be a Handicap match...come on, Scoot!

Discord: BE UNBIASED. Serves Scootaloo right, picking someone like BERRY PUNCH as a partner. You can't trust HER! She's a DRUNK!

Match 5: Chick Combo Tag Team Championship: Turf & Silver Spoon w/ Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo

-13 minutes later-

-Silver Spoon strikes Scootaloo with a jab, but is immediately struck by an Enziguri from Scootaloo. The crowd pops-

Ahuizotl: That was a LAST-DITCH effort by Scootaloo! She's all alone, and she's been battered this ENTIRE match!

Discord: Just like Cadance, she's got heart. But how long can one woman survive against TWO?

Ahuizotl: And let's not forget Diamond Tiara, who hasn't made her presence in this match felt YET, but very well MAY soon enough.

Crowd: SCOOT-A-LOO! SCOOT-A-LOO! SCOOT-A-LOO! SCOOT-A-LOO!

-Scootaloo dives at the imaginary hand of Berry Punch, and falls face first into the mat-

Ahuizotl: Awww...Scootaloo forgot that she has no partner...

Discord: What an IDIOT! Mistakes like that will NEVER make you a champion, just like the mistake of picking a tag team partner like Berry Punch!

-Scootaloo realizes her mistake, and is rocked with a leg drop to the back of the neck by Silver Spoon. Silver Spoon grabs the back of Scootaloo's leg, and drags her to her corner. She tags in Turf-

Ahuizotl: Frequent tags between these two have kept them both fresh for when they are tagged in the next time.

Discord: But Scootaloo has stayed in this match, and she's given BOTH of her opponents a fair amount of bruises. If she had cloned herself, and was her OWN tag team partner, she'd NEVER lose the tag team titles!

-Turf hits *REDACTED* on Scootaloo-

Ahuizotl: Oh! The move that beat Scootaloo Monday night!

1...2...3! -The crowd boos, as Diamond Tiara jumps in joy while clapping-

Ahuizotl: WHAT? Just like THAT?

Discord: Berry Punch has SCREWED Scootaloo, and thus, we have NEW tag team champions!

Announcer: Here are your WINNERS...and NEEEEWWWWWWW! Chick Combo Tag Team CHAAAMMPPIOONSSS...SILVER SPOOONN...AND TUUUURRFFF!

-Diamond Tiara enters the ring, and double hugs her two besties. They her up into the air, and hold her on their shoulders. The referee passes Diamond the tag titles, and she holds them up proud as she is seated on Turf and Silver Spoon's shoulders-

Ahuizotl: I mean, I KNOW Turf beat Scootaloo with that move Monday, but...just like THAT?

Discord: It only takes THREE seconds. If Scootaloo's PARTNER would've actually SHOWED UP, that move would've been BROKEN up...

Ahuizotl: I'm guessing you are upset with the outcome of this match?

Discord: HA! Of COURSE not! I LOVE this! Scootaloo DESERVES it! She picked a BAD partner, and got the BAD outcome. Maybe this will teach her a lesson.

Ahuizotl: But where the hell WAS Berry Punch? This isn't her AT ALL! She was going to kick some ass!

Discord: Like I figured, the only ASS that was kicked...was SCOOTALOO's. Congratulations to Turf, Silver Spoon, and ESPECIALLY Diamond Tiara!

Turf: FIRST champs! ONLY champs, BIIITTCCHHEESSS! -Diamond Tiara flips off Scootaloo, who is sitting in the ring, sulking.-

Ahuizotl: Berry Punch has some explaining to do tomorrow night on Lunacy….

-Scootaloo suddenly stands up, and leaves the ring with a furious expression. She powerwalks up the ramp.-

Discord: Screw tomorrow NIGHT, it looks like Scoots' is going to find that drunkard RIGHT NOW!

Ahuizotl: Things have definitely been heating up tonight.

Discord: Speaking of heat, up next we have the spa twins, Aloe and Lotus Blossom, battling against Beauty Shot for the Sublime tag team championship.
*Redacted Theme*

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Sublime Tag Team Championship! Introducing the challengers,at a combined weight of 258 pounds, the team of Aloe and Lotus Blossom.

*Redacted Theme*

Announcer: And introducing the champions,at a combined weight of 282 pounds, Beauty Shot!

*12 minutes later*

Match 6: Sublime Tag Team Championship, Beauty Shot vs. Aloe and Lotus Blossom

Discord: I predict a squash match.

Ahuizotl: These two have spirit, at least give them a chance.

Discord: Their spirit is connected to their nails, break those and you break them.

*11 minutes later*

-Pretty Vision hits *Redacted* on Lotus Blossom but instead of going for a pin she takes time to taunt-

Ahuizotl: This could come back to bite her.

Discord: I'll laugh if it does.

Aloe: Good job Pretty Vision! You knocked her out, you two won the match!

Pretty Vision: *Gasp* Really?

*Lotus Blossom trips Pretty Vision and quickly makes the tag, Aloe rushes into the ring and starts hitting a series of moves on Pretty Vision, meanwhile Photo Finish jumps down from the ring and grabs one of the tag team titles*

Discord: I know where this is going, and I love it!

*Aloe hits *Redacted* on Pretty Vision and goes for a pin, but Photo Finish enters the ring and hits her with the title, the ref calls for the bell to ring, boos fill the arena*

Announcer: Here are your winners, by disqualification, Aloe and Lotus Blossom!

Ahuizotl: What's even the point of winning if you don't get the titles for it?

-Lotus Blossom charges at Photo Finish in rage, Photo Finish quickly withdraws from the ring as both the Spa Twins chase her, leaving Pretty Vision alone in the ring-

Ahuizotl: And she leaves her own teammate behind, what kind of partner is that?

Discord: She was obviously just taking the heat off Pretty Vision, do you really think Photo Finish would betray her loyal teammate to save her own skin?

Ahuizotl: Our next match will be held to determine the very first Combo of Carnage tag team champions.

Discord: The brash and sophisticated tandem of Gustave Le Grand and Fancy Pants, better known as EGO, will take on the united blood-team of Happy Trails and Braeburn. This won't be a wrestling match, people...this is going to be a BRAWL.

Ahuizotl: And I'd like to think that gives the advantage to Braeburn and Happy, correct?

Discord: I do in fact agree with that statement, but remember; EGO has their ACE IN THE HOLE….the impeccable Fleur de Lis in their corner.

Announcer: The following TAG TEAM contest...is scheduled for ONE FALL! And it is for the Combo….of Carnage….TAG TEAAAAMM CHAMPIONSHIPSSSS!

*REDACTED THEME* -Decent pop-

Announcer: Introducing FIRST….at a combined weight of 409 POOOOUUNNDSSS….BrrrrrAEEEEBURRRN...aaannddd HAPPY TRRRRAAAIIIILLSSS!

Discord: And would you look at this! Look who's escorting the cousins down to the ring….Granny Smith!

Ahuizotl: Awww...that's sweet. Nothing like some cheering on from grandma!

-Braeburn cradles one of Granny Smith's arms between his two arms, leading her down to the ring while Happy Trails slaps hands with the fans.-

Discord: If this were any other grandmother, I would SCOWL these boys for doing this...but Granny Smith is one TOUGH old lady!

-Braeburn moves Granny to their side of the ring, before entering it to talk strategy with his cousin.-

Granny Smith: Lick 'em REAL good for the Apple Family, sonnehs!

Happy: -Thumbs up- You got it, Granneh! They won't know wha hit 'em!

*REDACTED THEME* -Nice mixture of cheers and boos-

Announcer: Aaaannddd….THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompanied to the ring...by FLEUR DE LIS, at a combined weight….of 443 POOOUNNDDSS! The team of FANCY PANTS….and GUSTAVE LE GRRRAAANNDDD….EEEEGGGOOOOOO!

-Gustave and Fancy point at Granny Smith, and guffaw/"hur hur" at their opponents' WEAK choice of manager. Granny shakes her fist at them. Fleur, meanwhile, takes the time to flick her hair at the crowd. Many flashbulbs go off at her poses.-

Discord: I'd hate to know what those men plan to use these photos for….

Ahuizotl: And EGO, as you said, shouldn't underestimate Granny Smith. They've already underestimated their opponents, and that costed them to be assaulted by them on Lunacy Monday, softening EGO up, and perhaps costing them this match, and the titles.

Discord: Let's not forget, though, EGO has had 6 days to heal their wounds. Just two nights ago, Happy Trails and Braeburn not only LOST to Canterlot Class, but were ASSAULTED with finishers and Blueblood's devastating scepter! They're CLEARLY not 100%!

Ahuizotl: Which is why they felt they should've brought Granny Smith out to the ring. Nothing gives you more moral support than your own family.

Discord: EGO ALSO has a manager….Fleur de Lis. In fact, she's the reason EGO are even IN this situation. She cost the BroMans their shot at the Combo of Carnage championships. Will she do the same here tonight?

Ahuizotl: If she tries, I can ASSURE you that Granny Smith will be there to meet her head on. All I can say is….BLOOD….is thicker than MONEY….

Discord: Pft….maybe in YOUR eyes….

Match 7: Combo of Carnage Tag Team Championships: EGO w/ Fleur de Lis vs Happy Trails & Braeburn w/ Granny Smith

-13 minutes later-

-In the ring, Braeburn is setting up for High Noon on Gustave, when all of a sudden, Fleur de Lis gets up on the ring apron, waving at Braeburn. The men in the crowd cheer. Granny Smith runs over as fast as she can, and pulls Fleur off the apron, causing her nose to smash into the apron. The crowd "OOOH's", and some boos are heard.-

Discord: Oh no! Fleur's PICTURE-WORTHY FACE!

Ahuizotl: I warned her…..DON'T take your eyes off of Granny Smith! She's CRAFTY.

-Gustave leans over the ropes, yelling at Granny Smith, as Fancy Pants makes a blind tag. Braeburn rolls up the distracted Gustave, but the referee doesn't count, as Fancy quickly enters the ring and FLOORS Braeburn with a Yelrah Ecar-like knee.-

Discord: I warned HIM….DON'T take your eyes off of EITHER member of EGO. They're CEREBRAL.

-Fancy Pants quickly picks up Braeburn, he and Gustave hitting their CREAM OF THE CROP finisher on him. Gustave knocks Happy off of the apron and to the floor, and goes outside to put the boots to him, as Fancy hooks Braeburn's leg.-

1…..2…...3!

Discord: And they DID IT! EGO talked a BIG game, and they PROVED they could back it up!

Announcer: Here are YOUR WINNERS….and the NEEEWWW…...Combo of Carnage champions…..EEGGGGOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: Well, I can't say I'm anything less than impressed. Turns out, those big mouths CAN cash checks. What a dominating force EGO is going to b- -Ahuizotl is cut off by Fleur de Lis kicking Granny Smith, who was looking towards inside the ring with a disappointed expression, in the kidney. The crowd immediately heckles Fleur as Granny doubles over in pain.-

Ahuizotl: DID WE REALLY JUST SEE THAT? DID WE REALLY JUST SEE THAT DESPICABLE DISPLAY OF HUMAN NATURE?! -Turning to Discord- DID WE!?

Discord: Unfortunately….we did…..I like chaos, I like TRICKS….but EVIL actions like THAT just are in BAD TASTE….

Ahuizotl: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY'RE IN BAD TASTE! This-this-this….I CAN'T EVEN CALL HER A WOMAN! This WITCH, this JEZEBEL, just kicked a 73 year old GRANDMOTHER when she wasn't even LOOKING!

Discord: I'd argue it was in self defense, but-

Ahuizotl: SELF DEFENSE?! WHAT HUMAN BEING IN THE RIGHT MIND, TRULY BELIEVES KICKING A DEFENSELESS, ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE SIDE IS "SELF DEFENSE"?! Granny Smith was doing the RIGHT THING, and Fleur just wanted some PETTY and PATHETIC revenge…..w-wh-WHY?! WHAT DOES IT PROVE? That Fleur's "DOMINANT"? BULL! That proves that she's a COWARD! Her guys WON THE MATCH! Go CELEBRATE, don't make an ASS OF YOURSELF! Oh wait….THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR, ISN'T IT?! Just like Sunset Shimmer earlier tonight! You can't just try leave well enough alone, CAN YOU? But in this case, it's even WORSE, BECAUSE FLEUR WON! SHE WON! EGO WON! Granny Smith LOST! Isn't that ENOUGH pain for her poor old heart? She wanted to see her nephews win the titles tonight, and she DIDN'T GET IT. Isn't she hurt enough? ISN'T SHE?!

Discord: Y-...yes….sh-...she was…..

-Fleur rubs at her nose, and FORCEFULLY grabs the titles from the timekeeper. She kisses each title, and puts one around each shoulder, parading and posing up to the ramp. Not NEARLY as many flashbulbs as before can be seen, as the crowd, even the horny men, have COMPLETELY turned on Fleur de Lis.

Crowd: FUCK YOU, FLEUR! FUCK YOU, FLEUR! FUCK YOU, FLEUR! FUCK YOU, FLEUR!

Ahuizotl: I AGREE! FUCK YOU, FLEUR! FUCK. YOU!

Discord: Easy…..easy…..you can't get worked up over this….

Ahuizotl: I KNOW I'm supposed to be unbiased, but I just can't HELP it with SCUM around here like Fleur de Lis...and EGO! EGO doesn't even CARE that their manager just DID THAT to an OLD LADY! HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS COMPANY NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, and if nobody else will give it to them….I WILL! -Finally sits back down, though with his headset off-

-Gustave and Fancy raise the hands of Fleur de Lis, as Fleur laughs and kisses the air in the direction of Happy Trails and Braeburn, who are checking on their grandmother.-

*Now Trending on Twitter: #DaringRevolutionSuccess #KOVictory #SteelCage*

*A replay of the earlier events shows*

Discord: Starting directly is a match to battle out the rival that has been building up since the very first week of Sublime, and has already played out tonight when both Babs Seed and Apple Bloom interfered in the earlier Battle Royal.

*A replay of the earlier events shows*

Discord: Let's not forget that Apple Bloom is fighting despite just recovering from an injury, it would be a shame if she injured herself again.
Announcer: The following is a steel cage match, where the only way to win is to escape the cage.

*Redacted Theme*

Announcer: Introducing first,standing at five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 138 pounds, from Manhattan, Babs Seed!

*Redacted Theme*

Announcer: And her opponent, from Loneyville, standing at five foot, seven inches tall, weighing in at 136 pounds, Apple Bloom!

Match 8: Steel Cage Match, Babs Seed vs. Apple Bloom

*9 minutes later*

-Babs Seed starts slamming Apple Bloom's head against the side of the cage repeatedly-

Discord: Babs Seed is really working on that head injury,Maybe it will finally knock some sense into Apple Bloom.

*10 minutes later*

-Apple Bloom is making the climb up the cage when Babs Seed catches up and pulls her down, the force of the two falling makes the cage door swing open, Apple Bloom starts crawling towards it only to get pulled back by Babs Seed, Babs Seed starts setting up for *Redacted* when Apple Bloom counters and hits *Redacted*, she then starts making the climb up the cage again,Babs Seed wakes up and starts climbing after her-

Discord: Uh oh, this is going to be so close, can Apple Bloom get away in time?

-Babs Seed reaches to grab Apple Bloom's leg, but Apple Bloom kicks her in the face sending her flying down to the mat, she then finishers her climb and escapes the cage-

-Mixture of boos and cheers-

Announcer: Here is your winner, Apple Bloom!

Discord: I doubt this is really over yet.

*Backstage*

-Rumble is busy taking some pre-match selfies, as Flitter and Cloudchaser whine about their earlier loss. Horsepower just stands there, snarling.-

Rumble: Oh! Stop being all GRUMPY, my lovelies…..after tonight, at least ONE of us...will be a winner. -Chuckles, and continues snapping more fap-worthy pics. He quickly gasps, soon, and turns around, face to face with Thunderlane.-

Thunderlane: -Smirks- Wassup, bro?

Rumble: YOU! -Points exclamatory finger, and speaks in gruff voice- You PHOTO-BOMBED MEEEEEEEEE…..

Thunderlane: Are you REALLY worried about ONE DUD of a photo before the BIGGEST match of your career?

Rumble: Different superstars have DIFFERENT rituals! Some squat, some listen to Patey Kerry, some play Fappy Bird….me? -Runs a hand through his black hair- I make sure there's not a HAIR out of place in my BEEEEE-AUTIFUL hair. Besides, I'm quite confident…"bro."

Thunderlane: My God…..this CAREER of yours..SERIOUSLY….needs a RE-EVALUATION.

Rumble: Hmmm….you're right! And I know JUST where to start…..TONIGHT. When I EMBARRASS that pile of metal, Overdrive, and take my rightful place in HISTORY….as the first...and most GORGEOUS champion…EVER.

Thunderlane: -Golf claps- Oh WOOOWWWW...foolproof strategy….let me help you out there, munchkin….how about you quit FLAPPING that mouth of yours….quit SNAPPING that phone of yours...and go LAPPING with that skill of yours….otherwise...I'll be the ONLY member of this family to walk out, -looks at his title- with GOLD to call my own….

Rumble: Your bragging means NOTHING. You didn't make yourself relevant until WEEK 3. Me, though? I've proven myself as the ALPHA MALE of this POOR male's division on Lunacy since DAY 1. And that's NEVER going to change…..

Thunderlane: Heh...is that why you got beat Monday?

Rumble: I was distracted and you KNOW it! Dance Fever, Overdrive-they're ALL below me! -Gets closer- And so are YOU.

Thunderlane: I can't predict the future, but I do know that RIGHT NOW, at THIS MOMENT….I'VE got a title. All YOU'VE got is a pretty little phone, and a pocket full of dreams. I think it's YOU...who is below ME.

Rumble: Not for LONG, dear Thunderlane….it doesn't matter HOW many times I've been beaten….they were all TEST RUNS….the only match that MATTERS is the BIGGEST...and that happens TONIGHT. And just you WATCH….I WILL pass this FINAL TEST….I WILL win my BIGGEST match…..and I WILL prove...that I am NOT. A. JOKE! -Yanks Thunderlane's photo out of his pocket, and snaps a photo of his title for him. He then places it in his open hand- You'll need that photo after tonight...because I've got a feeling…..that I'LL be the only one….with the REAL...THING. -Snaps his fingers, and walks backwards with his bouncer and girls, never taking his eyes off of his brother. Thunderlane watches him leave, taking one good look at the photo before deleting it.-

Thunderlane: Whether I need that photo or not after tonight is irrelevant...because RIGHT NOW….I've got the REAL THING. -Pats his championship-

Discord: But WILL Thunderlane have the World Brawlers championship after tonight? We will find that out shortly….but...coming up NEXT, we are all set to crown Lunacy's first EVER Carnage of Champion! And, I guess I'm on my own for the rest of the night, huh? -Looks at Ahuizotl, that just stares off in the distance with his arms crossed.- Ah, oh well...I was CARRYING the announce team anyway….

Announcer: The following contest...is scheduled for ONE FALL! And...is for the CAAARRRNNAAGGEEE...CHAAAMMPPIIOONNSSSHHHIIIPPP! -Crowd cheers, and as Rumble's music hits, most cheer even LOUDER-

Announcer: Introducing FIRST….accompanied to the ring by Horsepower, Flitter, and Cloudchaser! From LONEEEYYVVILLE...weighing in at 192 POOOOUNNDDSSS….RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrUMBLEEEEEEEEE!

Crowd: RUMBLE'S GOR-GEOUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* RUMBLE'S GOR-GEOUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Discord: I LOVE this crowd...they're so….LAWLESS….I LOVE it, and I LOVE Rumble. He's the underdog, but his confidence is that of the BIGGEST dog in the yard! He's out there, but he's fighting in Lunacy's co-main event, so he's doing SOMETHING right!

All my life I've been searching for something…. -Mostly boos-

Announcer: Aaaaannddd...HIS OPPONENT! From the STEEL CITY….weighing in at 253 POOOUUNNDSSS...OVVVEERRDRRIIIVVVEEE!

Discord: This kid is HIGHLY IMPRESSIVE, as well. NOBODY should take that away from Overdrive. He was BRED for BATTLE...he's SUBHUMAN, and though he's YET to be BEATEN, he CAN be. He HAS his limits, and I truly believe Rumble is going to test them here tonight….

-The referee shows both men the belt, and Rumble takes a clear photo of it, and then hands his phone to the referee.-

Referee: Come on, Rumble, let's go!

Rumble: Ugh….hold on! I need you to take a photo of me so I can use the Photoshop app to place the title on me!

Overdrive: If you want the title around your waist so bad, just BEAT ME!

Rumble: This is a sampler platter, doll...now if you could just hold on a secon-

-Overdrive wraps both of his hands around Rumble's neck, and HEAVES him across the ring-

Discord: Why won't anybody just let this poor man take pictures of himself? It's not harming anybody! The strength of Overdrive though is UNPRECEDENTED!

Match 9: Carnage Championship: Rumble w/ Horsepower, Flitter and Cloudchaser vs Overdrive

-13 minutes later-

-Overdrive levels Rumble with a running powerslam as the crowd boos-

Crowd: OVER-DRIVE-SUCKS! OVER-DRIVE-SUCKS! OVER-DRIVE-SUCKS! OVER-DRIVE-SUCKS!

-Overdrive lets out a war cry, as he signals for his Scoop Powerslam. The crowd boos even more-

Discord: Oh no….Rumble might be in trouble! Overdrive could be on his way to adding some GOLD to that clanky body!

-As Rumble stands up, his feet are immediately yanked by Flitter and Cloudchaser, causing him to fall. The two ladies pull him out of the ring, and out of harm's way. There are some boos, as the referee calls for the bell-

Discord: BRILLIANT. And who says managers aren't resourceful? Flitter and Cloudchaser just SAVED Rumble's championship aspirations!

-Overdrive looks on in disbelief, as Flitter and Cloudchaser, towed by Horsepower, lead a groggy Rumble up the ramp-

Announcer: Here is your winner…..Overdrive! -crowd boos- However, a champion can NOT be crowned via countout or disqualification….so the Carnage Championship….is STILL VACANT. -The crowd cheers loudly-

Discord: This is BEYOND interesting. How will this scenario play out? This pay per view is going to end without the first ever Carnage Champion being crowned!

-Overdrive seeths in the ring, as the crowd chants "THERE'S STILL HOPE!"

Discord: Here's a match I've been looking forward to, Thunderlane versus my new favorite male wrestler: the Under Baker.

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the World Brawler's Championship!

-The sound of flames fill the arena, followed by vaguely creepy music in the background,Under Baker emerges with his oven in tow-

Announcer: Introducing the challenger: Weighing in at 245 pounds,standing at six foot,six inches tall, from bakeries unknown, The Under Baker!

Discord: Maybe Under Baker could write a book, titled: "How to cook a Champion"

*Redacted Theme*

Announcer: And approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing in at 218 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, he is the World Brawler's Champion, Thunderlane!

Match 10: World Brawler's Championship, Under Baker vs. Thunderlane

*15 minutes later*

-Under Baker hits *Baker's Dozen* on Thunderlane and picks up up to throw him into the oven, but Thunderlane manages to narrowly slip out and escapes the ring,he begins running up the ramp-

Discord: *Laughing* He's running away, I don't blame him.

-Thunderlane leaves and gets counted-out-

Announcer: And here is your winner, by way of count-out, Under Baker!

Discord: This is the second sublime title tonight to be retained via technicality, I love it.

*AS OF RIGHT NOW, THIS CHAPTER WILL NOT CONTAIN TRIXIE VS RAINBOW DASH FOR THE WORLD FIGHTERS CHAMPIONSHIP. I WILL EXPLAIN WHY IN AN UPDATE CHAPTER. FOR NOW, THOUGH, WE WILL CUT TO THE MAIN EVENT: LIGHTNING DUST VS TWILIGHT SPARKLE, FOR THE ETERNAL WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.*

Discord: It is now time, ladies and gentlemen….the sun has set, and the only sight more beautiful than the sunset...is our main event, for the Eternal Women's World Championship. The most IMPASSIONED rivalry in the EWF TODAY will take a brand new turn, when champion Lightning Dust...puts her title on the line...against Twilight Sparkle.

A hundred thousand stories...have filled my head…. -The arena is nearly FILLED with boos as Twilight Sparkle makes her way to the ring with Spike-

Discord: These two fierce rivals have been doing more TALKING than FIGHTING since this feud came to fruition in week 2. Twilight pinned Lightning Dust to earn this opportunity in the FIRST place, and then she pinned her AGAIN the week after. With this in mind, Twilight MAY have the advantage in the win column, but Lightning Dust, in my opinion, has dejected EVERYTHING Twilight has thrown at her in EVERY verbal confrontation these two have had. Twilight has been working with the SAME material week in and week out, while Lightning Dust brings something new to the table EVERY week! There will be no room for talking tonight, because Twilight can spout ALL of praise she wants...it's obvious that these two HATE each other, for different reasons.

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT SUCKS! TWI-LIGHT SUCKS! TWI-LIGHT SUCKS! TWI-LIGHT SUCKS!

Discord: The crowd is pumped for this match, NO question about it!

Welcome to the Danger Zone! -Nearly ALL cheers-

Discord: And there she IS! The PROUD champion, Lightning Dust! She is all set to defend her title for the very FIRST time her tonight! She has her supporters, no doubt, but there are some out there that believe she is nothing more than a paper champion. They bring up points such as Lightning CHEATING to win the championship in the first place, and Lightning not being able to win a match SINCE earning the title. Well I believe that is all going to change tonight. Twilight has been LUCKY so far! Those two tag teams matches meant NOTHING. Momentum means NOTHING, because it can all be lost in a SPLIT SECOND, and Twilight is going to lose it ALL TONIGHT. THIS is the only match that matters, as Rumble said, as it's the BIGGEST one. It's the biggest match OF THE NIGHT, THAT'S why it gets the main event! Lightning Dust can lose ALL the matches in the world, but her early success SPEAKS for itself. She's in the MAIN EVENT of the first BIG event in Equestrian Wrestling Federation HISTORY. This, is the biggest platform she could be put on, and I believe she is going to SHINE.

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the ETERNAL….WOMEN'S….WOOOOOORRRLLDDDD...CHHHHAAAMMMPPIIOONNSSHHHHIIIIPP! -The crowd cannot contain themselves- Introducing...the challenger….-the boos start to pour in, but there are noticeable cheers from the kiddies- Accompanied to the ring...by SPIKE! From LONEYVILLE...weighing in at 123 POOOUUNNDSSS...TWWWWIIILLLLLIIGGHHTTT...SPPPAARRKKLLLEEEE!

-Twilight runs the ropes, as most of the fans boo-

Announcer: Aaaannddd….HER OPPONENT! -Cheers begin to flood in- From CLOOOUDSSSSDALE! Weighing in at 127 POOOOUNNDSSS...she is, the ETERNAL...WOMEN'S….WOORRLLDDD CHAAAMMPPIOONN...LLLLLLLLIGHTNIIIINNGGGG….DUST!

-Lightning Dust holds up her world title smugly, and taunts Twilight with it. She then hands it to the referee, and he shows it to both competitors-

-Spike leaves the ring, and Lightning and Twilight go face to face-

Discord: This is as intense as it can get before the bell even RINGS!

-A tiny part of the crowd chants "LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT" as the majority of the crowd counters back with a "LIGHT-NING-DUST" chant. They continue to do this until….-

So together we are lost on the moon…. -More crowd cheers, as Lightning Dust and Twilight REFUSE to take their eyes off one another-

Discord: Well THIS is a pleasant surprise! The general manager of Lunacy, Princess Luna, and the new EVP of Talent Relations, Star Swirlanaitis! They must want to get a closer look at this match. There IS a lot riding on it, so I can see how every executive in the EWF would be invested in it.

-Luna waves to the fans, and Swirlanaitis hive fives some of them. They walk to ringside, as their is a chair for each of them to sit in next to the announce table. Spike shakes both of their hands, and they take a seat. Swirlanaitis kindly asks the timekeeper to ring the bell, and he does-

Main Event: Women's Eternal World Championship: Twilight Sparkle w/ Spike vs Lightning Dust

-Twilight and Lightning STILL have their epic staredown going on, until Lightning throws the first punch. The crowd goes "YAY", but when Twilight throws one, they go "BOO." This sequence continues for a bit, until Lightning fires back with an enziguri, which she flips with, after Twilight's last punch. A big wave of cheers hit-

Discord: I have a feeling this match is going to be back and forth until one of these women hits their biggest move!
-33 minutes later-

-"THIS IS AWESOME" chants as Lightning Dust sets up for a moonsault. Twilight gets up right before she takes off and hits her with a dropkick, causing her to fall ladyparts first on the top turnbuckle.-

Discord: INCREDIBLE counter by the challenger there, that last ditch effort moonsault could've spelled the end of, as the crowd said, this AWESOME match. I was WRONG. EACH woman HAS kicked out of their opponents BIGGEST MOVE. Lightning Dust has kicked out of the Take A Note, and Twilight has kicked out of Astraphobia! I have NO IDEA what is going to be able to keep EITHER one of these PHENOMENAL competitors down for a 3 count!

-Twilight meets Lightning on the top rope, and wraps her hands around her waist-

Discord: This could be it, though! Is Twilight going for a….a German Suplex?! That would do MORE than enough damage to give her the title...but is it WORTH IT?

-Twilight launches herself and Lightning off the top rope in hopes of hitting a DEADLY German Suplex, but Lightning Dust LANDS ON HER FEET, to the roaring of the crowd-

Discord: HOLY CRAP! LIGHTNING DUST AVOIDS DISASTER! WHAT. A. COUNTER!

-Twilight can't believe it, as she rushes at Lightning Dust, but she is caught with a roundhouse kick to the head. More cheers from the crowd-

Discord: I think Lightning Dust is going to win! She's going to prove the whole WORLD WRONG!

-Lightning falls on her rump after the velocity of her kick, but before she can go for the pin, Swirlanaitis enters the ring, and knocks the official out with a punch to the head. The level of booing in the arena cannot be measured, as Lightning Dust's eyes bulge-

Discord: WHAT?! WHAT IS HE DOING?! MR. SWIRLANAITIS JUST TOOK OUT THE REF! TW-...TWILIGHT WAS KNOCKED OUT! KNOCKED. OUT!

Crowd: WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

-Now trending on Twitter: "Lightning Dust", "Twilight Sparkle", "#ProvingGrounds"-

-Lightning Dust gets to her feet, and shoves Swirlanaitis-

Lightning Dust: THIS IS MY MOMENT! THIS WAS MY NIGHT! EVERYBODY THINKS I DON'T DESERVE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP, AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PROVE THEM WRONG! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

-Swirlanaitis says nothing. He just stares at Lightning, as the crowd chants "LIGHT-NING-DUST!"
-Lightning Dust slaps Swirlanaitis without hesitation. The crowd "OOOH's" loudly.

Lightning: GET OUT OF THE RING! I'M LEAVING WITH THIS CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT, CORPORATE CONSPIRACIES BE DAMNED!

-Swirlanaitis puts his hands up in defense, and ultimately leaves the ring-

-Lightning continues to glare outside the ring at Swirlanaitis, before she is thwacked in the back of the head with her championship by…...Princess Luna-

Discord: No…..no…..th-there's no WAY I'm seeing this….

-Luna stands over Lightning Dust's unconscious body, gazing out at the crowd with an expressionless face.-

Crowd: BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!

Discord: It-...it can't BE…..

-Spike scurries into the ring, and desperately flips Lightning onto her back. He then rushes over to Twilight, and DRAGS her helpless body over to her even MORE helpless opponent. He drapes one of his sister's arms over Lightning's chest.-

Discord: No! NO! This can't end this way!

-Luna calmly directs traffics, and Spike backs up into a corner, as Swirlanaitis enters the ring and stands by Luna. The boos NEVER cease, and never even DECREASE in volume as Luna drops to her knees, and counts 1….2…...3…..-

Discord: My god…..what have we just witnessed?

-Luna gets to her feet, also calmly, and calls for the bell to the be rung. A male fan tries to jump the barricade, but he is stopped by security as the bell rings.-

Announcer: Here is your winner…..and the NEEEEEWWW….Eternal Women's World Champion….Twilight…..Spaarrrkkleeee…..

-Spike helps his sister to her feet, and hands her the title. Twilight gladly takes it, and hugs her brother-

Discord: Does Twilight KNOW what has just transpired?! Ahuizotl! PLEASE tell me you have something to say about this!

-Ahuizotl never even touches his headset. He gets up from his chair, and walks to the back-

Discord: ….Lightning Dust was SCREWED! Screwed by her BOSSES….was she screwed by Twilight? Was Lightning Dust RIGHT? Is Twilight Sparkle REALLY a FAKE? Was this spiel about HONOR nothing but CRAP? Right now….it would appear SO!
-Swirlanaitis claps, as Luna raises the arm of Twilight, and points at her. Twilight then hugs Luna, as beers begin to be CHUCKED into the ring, staining the mat. One hits Luna in the face, and breaking her currently smiling character, she looks quite pissed.-

Discord: It looks like these fans could be RIOTING any MINUTE now! I don't really feel comfortable being out here…..

-Twilight goes out into the crowd to celebrate, but she is shoved off the barricade by a rabid male fan as she tries to enter the sea of people. Security immediately rush over and detain the flock of bloodthirsty fans that could possibly harm the new champion. Twilight looks IMMENSELY confused by these hostile reactions.-

-Sunset Shimmer marches out to the ring, as the crowd starts to cheer a little bit more. Sunset enters the ring, and gets in the face of Luna-

Sunset: WHAT? You wanna screw ME NEXT?! I'd LOVE to see you TRY! Rich should've NEVER let you anywhere NEAR his company!

-Twilight hears Sunset's squalls, and enters the ring with her title-

Twilight: It's over, Sunset! I've defeated your friend…..WHY do you feel the need to throw a tantrum?

Sunset: Don't bullshit me, SPARKLE! You just couldn't let Lightning Dust live her DREAM, COULD YOU?! You spoiled BRAT! You have to be handed EVERYTHING! First your JOB, and now the damn TITLE! I guess that's what happens when you kiss all the right ASSES!

Twilight: I honestly have NO IDEA what you're talking about...I won this title the way Lightning Dust didn-

-Twilight is interrupted by being taken down to the mat by Sunset. The crowd erupts in cheers as Sunset rains down fist onto Twilight-

Crowd: SUN-SET SHI-MMER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* SUN-SET SHI-MMER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-Luna pulls Sunset off of Twilight, and gets elbowed in the face for her troubles! Even MORE cheers follow through. Swirlanaitis tries to intervene, and he gets kicked in the BALLS, followed by MORE CHEERS.-

-Sunset picks up the belt, and NAILS Twilight in the head with it! The cheers climax at this point. Sunset lays the title over Lightning's chest, and points at her-

Sunset: SHE'S THE REAL CHAMP! -The crowd cheers in agreement-

-The pay per view ends with Luna recollecting herself outside the ring, Swirlanaitis doubled over in pain, and Spike checking on his sister INSIDE the ring. Sunset lays flat on her stomach, like a teenage girl on her bed, and grins at Spike-