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The Equestrian Wrestling Federation

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Chapter 243: Sublime - 8-17-14

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*One-Hundred Percent reason to remember the name*
-Fireworks begin blasting off in the Sublime Symposium as thousands of screaming fans cheer for the start of a new month-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to Friday Night Sublime, where we are ready to kick off another spectacular month for the EWF.
Discord: And not just any month. The next four weeks are going to be the most chaotic we've ever seen, the brands are going to WAR!
Dr. Whooves: That's right, when Worlds Collide happens in four weeks we'll see the champions of each brand face off in a series of matches, topped off by a Battle Royal and a massive ten on ten tag-team match up! It's going to be amazing, but first let's focus on tonight. There's sure to be a lot of fallout after what happened at Boiling Point.
Discord: For sure. Maud Pie joined the Acolytes of Equality, turning her back on her friends in the process. Octavia finally settled the score with her rival Vinyl Scratch. Private Panzer has returned to the Sublime roster. And most shocking of all, Rainbow Dash lost her World Fighter's Championship to Commander Hurricane!
*Out of time, so say good-bye!*
Dr. Whooves: Speak of the devil
Squire: To your knees, knaves! Bow before the mighty, supreme, victorious…...Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane emerges wearing full golden armor with a small cape attached. The centerpiece of the new suit is the World Fighter's Championship belt, which has been custom fitted into the uniform. She appears even more smug than usual as she begins her march to the ring with Typhoon and Cyclone at her side-
Discord: Looks like Commander Hurricane is making a true ascension. After all this time she finally has a title to vindicate all of her boasting.
Dr. Whooves: Oh yes, I'm sure she'll be rubbing it in our faces every single moment she's on stage.
Commander Hurricane:It is time for a glorious celebration. For I, the magnificent Commander Hurricane, have finally triumphed in my conquest of the World Fighter's Championship! I've proven my vast superiority over all the other women of Sublime. Now begins my eternal reign of champion over this brand. There is none who can stand before, none who will make a worthy challenge for my immense skill! The once vaunted Rainbow Dash, who had the gall to consider herself the face of Sublime, was laid broken at my feet at the end of Boiling Point! The era of Rainbow Dash has ended, and now….now the reign of Commander, no, EMPRESS HURRICANE shall begin!
-The crowd boos-
Hurricane: Yes, boo all you please. But those boos will not call forth a warrior who can stop me. I am unstoppable! Invicible! With this title there is only one more task left to complete, and that task is….
*I'm the Cult of Personality!*
Dr. Whooves: And here comes General Manager Celestia to put some sense into the equation.
Celestia: Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself, Commander-
Hurricane: EMPRESS to you. And yes, I was enjoying myself, until you showed up. What do you want?
Celestia: I just wanted to make sure you don't forget amongst all this celebrating that Rainbow Dash is entitled to a rematch against you on Prime Time Sublime later this month.
Hurricane: I've already bested her. What need is there for a rematch?
Celestia: Rules are rules. Are you afraid to face her?
Hurricane: Bah! Never. Fine, I will face Rainbow Dash again, and this time I will crush her so badly she will not be able to challenge me again.
Celestia. Good, now that's out of the way. It's time to talk about the month ahead. As you all know, the stars of Sublime and Lunacy will face off at When Worlds Collide!
-Crowd cheers-
Celestia: But before that happens, we'll be having the second ever Prime Time Sublime! In addition to the usual title defenses, this new addition of Prime Time Sublime will feature a Battle Royal where both male and female fighters of Sublime will battle to see who gets a title shot at their respective division championship the next month!
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we're already on course for a wild month. We so far have two confirmed matches for Prime Time Sublime. A battle between Rainbow Dash and Commander Hurricane for Sublime's most prestigious title, and a Battle Royal where one of Sublime's stars will earn a free title shot for the following month.
Discord: It's definitely set to be a chaotic month. Let's see just how it starts off.
*The camera switches backstage, where Daring Do, Cloudkicker, Trenderhoof, and Haakim are standing outside of the locker room*
Cloudkicker: *Giggling* I can't wait to see what she looks like.
Daring Do: That match was totally worth it. Just imagine the look on her face when she has to strut around in that outfit we picked out.
Trenderhoof: I'm sure it'll improve her popularity, and ours by extension for making it happen!
Haakim: ينحط (Degenerates)
-Cloudkicker bangs on the door-
Cloudkicker: What's taking so long?
Amira: I refuse to wear this! My dignity will not allow it!
Cloudkicker: Come on sand-slut! A deal's a deal!
Amira: Sand-slut?! I WILL UNLEASH ALLAH'S WRATH UPON YOU.
Daring Do: Sure thing. But you'll have to come out here to do it. *She snickers*
-The door slams open, revealing a pissed off Amira who's staring death glares at her three rivals. Her current attire is extremely revealing, with underwear that just covers the essentials while showing off her luscious hips and thighs, meanwhile her bra covers up about a third of her breasts, leaving a lot on display. The three don't have much time to admire their work though before Amira begins chasing them throughout the backstage area-
*Fill my eyes, with that Double Vision!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, accompanied to the ring by Iron Will, Pretty Vision!
-Pretty Vision walks out onto the ramp, looking as pumped as ever as she begins doing several push ups, all the while Iron Will is shouting indistinctly at her-
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision hasn't had much success as of late, but this is a new month, and thus a new chance for her to try rising through the ranks.
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
-Daring Do, Cloudkicker, and Trenderhoof skirt off the stage and disperse in the audience, meanwhile Amira runs onto the stage and her jaw drops-
Discord: Holy shit. Looks like Daring Do and Cloudkicker went all out.
Dr. Whooves: Seems like the group had to trick Amira to get her out here in THAT.
-Amira blushes before screaming in rage. But eventually she begins to walk to the ring, clenching her fists and hanging her head low-
Discord: Oh boy. I don't know if Amira is more embarrassed or pissed, but either way she's going to be taking that emotion out on Pretty Vision.
Match 1: Pretty Vision/w Iron Will vs. Amira
*6 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision tries to lift Amira into a bodyslam, but Amira counters and drives Pretty Vision into the mat with a Bulldog. She then straddles Pretty Vision and starts raining down punches-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Amira's out to prove that despite her embarrassing situation, she's still as dangerous as before.
-Amira tries to lock in the Camel Clutch, but Pretty Vision counters and gets back to her feet. Amira rises as well, but is quickly stunned by a hard punch from Pretty Vision. Pretty Vision then Irish Whips Amira into the turnbuckle. She charges forward for the attack, but Amira sidesteps it just in time for Pretty Vision to collide with the turnbuckle head on-
Discord: A close call for Amira there. These women are giving each other all they have.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira Irish Whips Pretty Vision into the ropes, Pretty Vision tries to counter-attack Amira on the rebound, but Amira kicks her in the gut before tossing her into the nearby turnbuckle. She then begins setting up Pretty Vision on top of the corner-
Dr. Whooves: This could be bad for Pretty Vision. Looks like Amira is setting up for something big.
-Amira suplexes Pretty Vision down to the ring from the turnbuckle. She then quickly moves in and locks in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: Oh no, the Camel Clutch! This could be it for poor Pretty Vision.
-Pretty Vision desperately struggles against the hold, all the while trying to slowly crawl towards the ropes, but this only causes Amira to apply the hold tighter while screaming in Arabic-
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision is making progress towards the ropes, but can she hold out long enough?
-Pretty Vision continues her crawl as Iron Will bangs on the ring and shouts motivational phrases at her. However he seems to get distracted a bit due to Amira's attire. Haakim notices Iron Will staring at Amira's "treasures" and walks over before slapping Iron Will in rage-
Discord: Wait, wait, wait...did Haakim just SLAP Iron Will?
Dr. Whooves: That might have been a bad idea….
-Iron Will stares at Haakim for a few moments-
Iron Will:...If you decide to cock-block, YOU GET SOCKED!
-Iron Will takes Haakim down with a clothesline-
Discord: And good night, Haakim.
-Meanwhile Pretty Vision finally manages to reach the ropes, and Amira's forced to release her hold after a count to 4-
Discord: Pretty Vision is finally free, but that drained a lot of her energy.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira has Pretty Vision up against the turnbuckle, and is assaulting her with a series of kicks and punches. She then pulls Pretty Vision away and goes for a Dust Devil, but Pretty Vision counters and dropkicks her to the ground-
: Great counter from Pretty Vision! This could be her chance to finally take control of the match!
-Amira tries to get back to her feet to recover, but is quickly hit with a Double Vision-
Dr. Whooves: Double Vision! Double Vision! And Pretty goes in for the pin!
Referee:1….2….3!*
Discord: And that's all she wrote!
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision!
-Iron Will enters the ring and raises Pretty Vision's arm while she begins to celebrate-
Dr. Whooves: It's been a long time since we saw a victory for Pretty Vision. Perhaps this will be the start of her crawling out of the rut again.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Underbaker taking center stage-
Underbaker: At Boiling Point, Hoity Toity added himself to the list of names of those who have fallen to the undead baker. Thunderlane, King Blueblood, Captain Pipsqueak, Damien Sandow, Hoity Toity….many have stepped up, but all have been cast aside. Is there anyone left on Sublime who can challenge the Underbaker? Is there any who can provide a decent challenge? If any soul in the locker room still has the courage to challenge the forces beyond their comprehension, let them show themselves now.
*Country music plays*
Dr. Whooves: What the? It's Big MacIntosh and his grandmother Granny Smith!
Granny Smith: Now listen here you creepy vandal. There's still one young man backstage that you haven't tussled with! And that's my favorite grandson Big MacIntosh.
Discord: The only grandson.
Granny Smith: Now what you're looking at here is the bonafide biggest and strongest man on Sublime, and probably the EWF to boot. If you want a real challenge, than fight this man right here.
-Big MacIntosh flexes a bit, looking on stoically but confidently-
Underbaker: Perhaps. But I never accept a challenge from someone who hasn't proved himself. He'll first need to-
Granny Smith: Why wait?! Go get 'em Big Mac!
-Big MacIntosh begins sprinting towards the ring, while Underbaker looks on with surprise-
Discord: Is this guy serious? He's charging the Underbaker head on!
-Big MacIntosh rolls into the ring and stares down the Underbaker. The two lock eyes and seem to size each other up-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh. Looks like we're about to have a clash of the titans.
-Big MacIntosh moves first, attacking the Underbaker with surprising speed as he lands a series of heavy punches-
Discord: And Big Mac unloads with a series of haymakers! Underbaker sure wasn't expecting any of this!
-After a few moments Underbaker makes a comeback and starts throwing punches back, soon the two men are trading hits back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: And now we're seeing an incredible contest as the two men trade punches. Which one will go down first?
-Underbaker seems to be getting in advantage, he starts to life Big MacIntosh and prepares for an Overbake, but he struggles a bit which gives Big MacIntosh time enough to counter. He turns the tables and lifts Underbaker up before hitting a hard bodyslam-
Dr. Whooves: And a massive, shattering bodyslam by Big MacIntosh! Not many men could do that to the Underbaker!
-Big MacIntosh lifts the Underbaker up again before slamming him into a nearby turnbuckle, he then lifts the Underbaker high into the air again before hitting him with a Downhome Slam-
Discord: And an incredible slam! The Underbaker could be down after that!
-Big MacIntosh begins to celebrate, only for the Underbaker to rise behind him-
Granny Smith: GET 'EM AGAIN BIG MAC!
-Big MacIntosh turns around just in time to catch a swing from the Underbaker, he then counters with a punch of his own before hitting another Downhome Slam, this time putting Underbaker down for the count-
Dr. Whooves: That was absolutely stunning. Perhaps Bulk Biceps' assault at Boiling Point left more of a mark on the Underbaker than we thought. Either way, it seems he definitely has a new challenge ahead of him.
-The ring clears out in time for the next match-
*Pirate Music Plays*
Baritone: The following match, is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Isla Del Tesoro, standing five foot, five inches tall, weighing 182 pounds, Captain Pipsqueak!
-Pipsqueak swings down to the ring on a rope, doing some fancy sword moves as he waits for his opponent-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Captain Pipsqueak is fired up and ready to go. It seems that Big MacIntosh is making his claim to challenge the Underbaker for this month, but it never hurts to make your own case for contendership.
Discord: And let's not forget, those who impress Celestia might get placed into one of the Battle Royals at either Prime Time Sublime or When Worlds collide.
*Western showdown music plays*
Baritone: And introducing the challenger, from Appleloosa, weighing 195 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Braeburn!
-Braeburn square dances his way to the ring, doing some draws with a fake gun on his way down-
Discord: Quite the pair of interesting characters we have facing off. That's right folks, we have a Pirate verus a Cowboy here on Sublime!
Dr. Whooves: What a time to be alive, huh?
Match 2: Captain Pipsqueak vs. Braeburn
*4 minutes later*
-Captain Pipsqueak tries to grapple with Braeburn, but Braeburn counters and hits Pipsqueak with a Hurricanrana. He then tries to follow up with a High Noon, only for Pipsqueak to counter by Irish Whipping him on the ropes, which Braeburn uses to hit a flying drop-kick-
Dr. Whooves: This has been such a back and forth contest between these men so far. Can either gain the advantage?
-Braeburn picks Pipsqueak up and hits a High Noon. He attempts to make a pin, but Pipsqueak kicks out at the count of 2-
Discord: A near fall there. But Braeburn hasn't beaten the Captain quite yet.
*4 minutes later*
-Braeburn feigns going for an Irish Whip before reeling Captain Pipsqueak in for a Lariat, he goes to repeat the process only for Pipsqueak to counter with a kick to the gut, and then another kick to the side of the head-
Dr. Whooves: Good countering there by Captain Pipsqueak. But can he seize the moment?
-Pipsqueak sets Braeburn up in the turnbuckle before hitting a Swashbuckler-
Discord: Swashbuckler! Braeburn is down!
*1…..2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Captain Pipsqueak!
Dr. Whooves: What a great night this has to be for Captain Pipsqueak. It's been a long time since he tasted victory.
Discord: But will this get him back in the mainline of Sublime's male division? Time will tell.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: And we have a real treat coming up next. A match to determine the number one contender for the International Championship! Daring Do will take on Maud Pie!
Discord: This battle is bound to be spicy in more ways than one. It'll be an intense fight either way.
*Maud Pie's theme plays*
Baritone: The following match will determine the number one contender for the International Championship, introducing first, from Boulder, weighing 144 pounds, she is the CCW Champion, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie rolls down to the ring on Tom-
Dr. Whooves: It seems Tom has joined Maud Pie on her descent into darkness.
Discord: Don't be so dramatic Whooves. It's still the same Maud the EWF universe knows and loves.
Dr. Whooves: It is surprising to see that the rest of the Acolytes of Equality aren't out here with her, but perhaps they're just waiting in ambush somewhere.
*I'm a slut like you!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 131 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, accompanied by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof, Daring Do!
*Daring emerges with her usual skin-tight "outfit", flanked by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof. Daring gropes her own tits while shaking her ass towards the ring, only for Cloudkicker to give her a good couple of spankings before sending her on down*
Discord: My favorite time of any evening.
*Daring flaunts her way down to the ring, occasionally flashing members of the crowd as she seems to struggle with keeping what little clothing she has on, Maud however only gives the same emotionless stare as Daring enters the ring*
Maud: How entrancing.
Daring: I'll get an emotion out of you, one way or another.
Match 3: Daring Do vs. Maud Pie
*6 minutes later*
-Maud tackles Daring Do down with a lariat, before straddling her and starting to lay down some punches. She then tries to lock in a submission hold, only for Daring Do to turn the tables and flip the two around. She then begins to hump Maud Pie before pulling her arms behind her back and applying pressure-
Dr. Whooves: Daring has Maud trapped in a devious hold now. Can Maud make an escape or will she give in to the pain and tap out?
-Maud struggles violently, and then she eventually manages to kick Daring Do off of her and get back into a fighting stance-
Discord: Maud managed to get free, and the fight is back on!
*4 minutes later*
-Daring Do has Maud Pie on top of the turnbuckle, and is about to suplex her, but Maud Pie manages to counter and ends up pushing Daring off the corner before diving and hitting her with an elbow drop-
Dr. Whooves: And a counter into an elbow drop by Maud!
-Daring tries to recover to her feet, but Maud Pie soon hits her with the Schist!-
Discord: And the Schist! This could be it! Will Maud Pie be going on to challenge Octavia?!
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Daring Do dug deep down for that kick-out, but she's still going.
-Maud Pie tries to repeat the maneuver, but Daring Do counters and tries to hit Maud with a DDT. However, Maud counters that and Irish Whips Daring Do, only for Daring Do to hit Maud with a shoulder block-
Discord: An impressive back and forth contest between these women. Which one will finally manage to gain the definitive advantage?
-As Maud tries to recover Daring Do grabs her and forces their lips together, violating her with a sloppy french kiss, she then hits a Sapphire Shock on her-
Dr. Whooves: Sapphire Shock! Sapphire Shock! And a cover!
*1…...2…...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner! Daring Do!
*The crowd cheers wildly for Daring's victory*
-Cloudkicker and Daring Do once again celebrate the victory by making out, meanwhile Trenderhoof begins to record it all-
Cloudkicker: Come on, let's head backstage, and we can give Trendy something much more spicy to record.
Discord: Looks like Daring Do will be challenging Octavia for her old title at the second Prime Time Sublime.
*Commercial*
*A mix of soft and hard rock begins to play*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Sour Sweet!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes one of Sublime's least predictable stars, Sour Sweet
Discord: Whether sweet or sour, she's always an entertaining treat to watch.
-Sour Sweet makes her way to the ring, going back and forth between berating herself and pumping herself up-
*Basic Thuganomics instrumental begins to play*
-Babs Seed emerges on stage with a mic, and behind her is Sour Sweet with the team's usual beatbox-
Babs Seed: Yo, get the beats in swing, MC Babs is about to hit the ring.
-Babs Seed steps on stage and begins to put on a light dance as she raps her way towards the ring-
Babs: Whether fightin' or spittin' my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin' up in a defensive position
An ass-kickin' anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin' camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid you missin' the point
We dominate your conference with offense, that's no nonsense
My theme song hits, get you reinforcements
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' night sticks
Bare-knuckled men through fight pits, beat you lifeless
Never survive this, you forgot like Alzhmiers
Two-face rappers walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin' legends to old-timers
My incisors like a vipor bitin' through your one-liners
New DeadMan Inc., and we about to make you famous
Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus
-Babs Seed drops the mic in the middle of the ring, meanwhile Sour Sweet stares at her as if conflicted-
Sour Sweet: Whoa...you should totally teach me sometime, AFTER I KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Match 4: Babs Seed vs. Sour Sweet
*4 minutes later*
-Babs Seed has Sour Sweet backed up into the corner and is raining down punches on her. She then fakes an Irish Whip before pulling Sour Sweet in for a Lariat-
Dr. Whooves: Some hard offense so far from Babs Seed. She's really bringing the pain to Sour Sweet.
-Babs Seed sets up for a Rotten Core, but Sour Sweet counters and hits Babs Seed with a Hurricanrana-
Discord: And a great counter from Sour Sweet. This could be her chance to start building up some hard offense of her own.
-Sour Sweet moves in and gets a leg lock on Babs Seed. However, Babs Seed manages to power out and goes on the attack only to get shut down as Sour Sweet hits her with a Whiplash Neckbreaker-
Dr. Whooves: Whiplash! Whiplash! Babs Seed is down!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Very close call their for Babs Seed. I think she might have underestimated Sour Sweet coming into this match, but she certainly won't anymore.
*4 minutes later*
-Sour Sweet goes to Irish Whip Babs Seed, but Babs Seed counters and Irish Whips Sour Sweet straight out of the ring before quickly pursuing-
Dr. Whooves: And now the action spills out to ringside!
-Babs Seed grabs the stunned Sour Sweet and bangs her head against the barricade multiple times, she then brings her back to the ring and rolls her inside. As she climbs up to get back in Sour Sweet recovers and pulls Babs Seed down against the ropes by the neck, causing her to stumble back down to the concrete-
Discord: Oh! A wicked counter from Sour Sweet!
-Sour Sweet then rolls Babs Seed back into the ring and gets ready for a Rude Awakening, but then Babs Seed counters with a Rotten Core-
Dr. Whooves: Rotten Core! Babs Seed hit it!
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Babs Seed!
Discord: A very solid win tonight by Babs Seed. She's been needing a momentum boost for a long time. And perhaps this will put her in contention for being a member of Team Sublime at When Worlds Collide.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Marigold is with Divine Intervention-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm backstage with all four members of Divine Intervention. We'll start off with the International Champion, Octavia. Octavia, what do you think of Daring Do becoming the number one contender for your title earlier tonight?
Octavia: Pfffft. I don't know what chance that little harlot thinks she stands against a woman of my caliber. I defeated her handily the first time, and that was when she was still a respectable woman. Now she's nothing but a little whore who's desperate for attention. Just looking at the way she shamelessly exposes herself before the audience disgusts me.
-Octavia turns her nose up, indicating she has nothing more to say about the matter-
Marigold: And King Blueblood, it seems every eligible member of Divine Intervention has failed to claim the World Brawler's Championship. And this month it will likely be Big MacIntosh challenging the Underbaker. What's next for you and this stable?
King Blueblood: Well, there's only one thing we can do, continue to utterly dominate the peasants of this brand until we earn another rightful title shot. Divine Intervention is still the strongest superpower on Sublime, and we'll do whatever it takes to uphold that honor.
Marigold: And lastly, Damien Sandow, you're scheduled to fight Dr. Caballeron here directly, any thoughts before you go in?
Damien Sandow: Well, Dr. Caballeron is certainly a man with class. However, he lacks the ruthlessness of myself and my comrades. Without precision levels of aggression, he has no hope of overcoming any of us. I look forward to defeating the holder of the Brawl For it All Briefcase, as it would only further prove my legitimacy as a contender. I do hope that Caballeron cashes in soon, I would love to take the title away from him just as quickly as he earns it. But either way, I'm off to bring even further glory to Divine Intervention.
-Sandow and the other members of Divine Intervention walk out as the camera switches back to ringside-
*Hallelujah!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first,representing Divine Intervention, from Palo Alto, California, weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, he is the intellectual savior of the masses, Damien Sandow!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Damien Sandow, carrying the usual Divine Intervention smugness with him.
Discord: Well, they certainly are a force to be reckoned with on Sublime. And they do have the King of the Ring and the International Champion in their ranks.
Dr. Whooves: That is true, and Sandow himself could gain great prestige if he's able to best the holder of the World Brawler's Championship here tonight.
* 's theme plays*
Baritone: And his opponent, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, standing six foot, four inches tall, and weighing at 244 pounds, Dr. Caballeron!
exits onto the stage with Lady Constanza and begins to once again dazzle the crowd with an amazing dance-
Dr. Whooves: And here's Brawl for it All holder. Dr. Caballeron is a fan favorite, and a favorite to becoming our next World Brawler's Champion sometime in the near future. One has to wonder when he'll cash in.
Discord: He'll certainly give Damien Sandow a good fight. As a potential future World Brawler's Champion, he needs all the momentum he can build.
Match 5: Dr. Caballeron vs. Damien Sandow
*6 minutes later*
goes for a drop-kick, but Sandow catches his leg and drags him to the ground, starting to go for a leg-lock-
Dr. Whooves: Great take down by Sandow, and now he goes for a submission hold.
-Dr. Caballeron manages to fight his way out, kicking Sandow in the face twice before jumping back into a fighting position. As Sandow recovers Caballeron grabs him and hits a suplex-
Discord: And now Caballeron is back in control! This match has already become a back and forth contest.
-Caballeron tries to hit a Samba Jive, but Sandow counters with a Russian Leg Sweep-
Dr. Whooves: Russian Leg Sweep!
*1…-Kick-out!*
Discord: Ouch, barely even a 2 count. Sandow will have to soften Caballeron up a lot more first.
*6 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow has Caballeron leaned back on the ropes, and starts hitting him with a series of chest slaps, with the crowd going "Oooooh" after each slap. Sandow then pretends to Irish Whip Caballeron before pulling him back in and hitting a backbreaker-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Sandow is in solid control of the flow of this match. Caballeron needs to turn things around fast.
-Sandow then drops an elbow on the downed Caballeron, he then goes to attack while Caballeron is down, but Caballeron pushes him off and gets into a defensive stance. Sandow moves in for the attack and tries to hit a Terminus, but Caballeron counters and drop-kicks Sandow back away-
Discord: Looks like the odds are starting to even out now.
*5 minutes later*
-Caballeron and Sandow are trading punches in the ring, Sandow seems to get the upper hand as he starts to grapple with Caballeron, but Caballeron breaks free and Irish Whips Sandow into the corner. Caballeron then hits Sandow with a series of punches before throwing him to the ground and climbing to the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Caballeron is thinking big, this could be it!
-Caballeron dives down and lands hard on Sandow-
Discord: He did it! Cha Cha Dive!
-Caballeron goes for the pin, quickly scoring a three count and scoring cheers from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: He did it! Dr. Caballeron is victorious!
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Private Panzer's theme playing-
Baritone: The following is the main event. Introducing first, from Cloudsdale, weighing 145 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Private Panzer!
Discord: And we're back just in time for what's sure to be a brutal main event. Private Panzer, who just recently re-earned her contract in a crippling Gladiator Match against Commander Hurricane, will be testing her mettle against Night Glider.
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider will be hungry for a big victory here tonight. Private Panzer better be careful, especially if she's still feeling the after-effects of that devastating Gladiator Match.
*I was born to win!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Equalitopia, weighing 118 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-Night Glider does a few impressive jumping jacks on stage before beginning her sprint to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider has to be frustrated after the World Fighter's Championship slipped through her grasp at Boiling Point. However, a win here tonight could help move her towards yet another chance. The only way to remain in contention in the EWF is to stay noticed, and you can only stay noticed by winning main events like this one.
Main Event: Private Panzer vs. Night Glider
*6 minutes later*
-Night Glider dives at Private Panzer off the top rope, but Private Panzer grabs her and hits a Fireman's Carry. She then straddles the downed Night Glider and begins raining down punches-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider is in a tricky position here early on. Panzer is just ferocious when she's on the offense.
-Panzer lifts Night Glider up for a Phalanx, but Night Glider counters with a Bulldog-
Discord: Great timing on that counter from Night Glider, she managed to avert a total disaster on that one.
*5 minutes later*
-Panzer tries to stun Night Glider with a right hand bunch, but Night Glider ducks before jumping up and wrapping her legs around Panzer's head to hit a Hurricanrana-
Dr. Whooves: A dazzling Hurricanrana from Night Glider!
-Night Glider climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Dusk Descent, however Panzer manages to roll out of the ring just in time, causing Night Glider to follow after her-
Discord: And now the action is spilling outside the ring!
-Night Glider and Panzer start brawling outside the ring, trading punches and kicks with each other. Panzer stuns Night Glider for a moment with an uppercut, but Night Glider counters by drop-kicking Panzer right into the barricade. Night Glider then charges at Panzer, but Panzer gets out of the way just in time to make Night Glider slam into it. She then backs up before hitting a Lancer and putting Night Glider straight through the barricade-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! Panzer just DROVE Night Glider through the barricade with a brutal Lancer! That could have ended the match right there!
*7 minutes later*
-Private Panzer has Night Glider up against the turnbuckle and begins raining down punches. After softening Night Glider up she pulls her away from the turnbuckle as if to hit an Irish Whip, only to draw her back in for a Lariat-
Discord: And Panzer is back in control. It looks like Night Glider is in dire straits.
-Panzer goes for a Phalanx, but Night Glider counters and hits a Shroud. She then ascends the turnbuckle-
:Looks like Night Glider could be getting ready to attempt the Dusk Descent once again.
-Night Glider dives off the top rope and hits a Dusk Descent-
Discord: Dusk Descent! Dusk Descent! She did it!
*1….2….3!*
:What a main event!
Baritone: Here is your winner, Night Glider!
-The referee raises Night Glider's hand, and Night Glider begins to celebrate, however part way into it Starlight Glimmer and all three of her acolytes rush into the ring and begin assaulting Night Glider-
Dr. Whooves:Starlight and The Acolytes?! What the hell?!
-Starlight and the Acolytes all surround the downed Night Glider and continue kicking and stomping on her until all resistance is beaten out, Starlight then points towards the announce table. The Acolytes smile at each other as they begin to carry Night Glider over-
Discord: Oh no. We better get out of here. Looks like Starlight has just demanded another sacrifice from her followers….
-Blackheart and Gloomlee tear down the announce table and set up Night Glider on top of it, meanwhile Maud Pie climbs to the top of the turnbuckle before diving and colliding straight into the helpless Night Glider-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! Maud just devastated Night Glider right through the table.
-The crowd boos intently as Starlight and her Acolytes surround Night Glider, smiling evilly as they all admire their handiwork-
Starlight: Worry not, little Night Glider...you'll be home soon.
*End of Show*

Match Results:
Pretty Vision defeated Amira by Pinfall (16:32)
Captain Pipsqueak defeated Braeburn by Pinfall (8:04)
Daring Do defeated Maud Pie by Pinfall (10:45)
Babs Seed defeated Sour Sweet by Pinfall (8:27)
Dr. Caballeron defeated Damien Sandow by Pinfall (17:51)
Night Glider defeated Private Panzer by Pinfall (18:53)

Confirmed Matches for Prime Time Sublime:
International Championship: Octavia (C) vs. Daring Do
World Fighter's Championship: Commander Hurricane (C) vs. Rainbow Dash
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker (C) vs. ?
Sublime Tag-Team Championship: The Real Equestrians (C) vs. ?

Confirmed Matches for When Worlds Collide:
?

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