The Equestrian Wrestling Federation
Chapter 231: Sublime - 8-10-14
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-The crowd goes wild as the usual intro begins-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to Friday Night Sublime. We're at the last stop before Boiling Point! And things have certainly been getting heated.
Discord: You can say that again. There's a lot of intense rivalries coming to a head here on Sublime. With the ongoing feud for the World Brawler's Championship between Hoity Toity and reigning champ the Underbaker, the inter-brand clash between Scootaloo, Maud Pie, and Berry Punch against the Acolytes of Equality, and the blockbuster six woman battle for the World Fighter's Championship. There's no shortage of fuel for the fire!
*This fire burns….alwaaaaays!*
Dr. Whooves: Looks like this episode will start off with another conversion by Starlight Glimmer.
-Starlight drops to her knees as the Acolytes, as well as David Schmuck, perform their signature intro, completed with fireworks blasting off behind them, before the whole group starts making their way for the ring-
Starlight Glimmer: Last week, you all witnessed the glorious start to the next stage of my revolution of equality. Last week I accepted my first convert from the audience, and it's a tradition I plan to continue. Who will be next to follow in the footsteps of the bold David Shmuck...and join the battle for equality?
-David Shmuck smiles like a goofball as he's referenced-
Shmuck: It is an amazing experience friends! Do not be shy!
Starlight: Anyone?
-A young woman finally emerges from the audience and enters the ring-
Starlight: Ah, finally! What's your name brave one?
Woman: I'm Naive Nelly, great teacher!
Starlight: Hm. Alright, miss Nelly. Are you ready to accept Equality into your life?
Naive Nelly: All the way!
Starlight: And do you promise to protect and defend the values of fairness and equity wherever you go? And to spread the glorious light of righteous equality wherever you go?
Nelly: Yes! Yes!
Starlight: Then tonight you shall join us in our glorious crus-
*Do you believe in magic?*
Dr. Whooves: What the…? It's Pinkie Pie!
Discord: She looks kinda pissed….
-An angry and grim looking Pinkie Pie emerges on the ramp, glaring at Starlight Glimmer-
Starlight: How dare you interrupt our sacred initiation ceremony? Wait outside along with the other lost sheep!
Pinkie Pie: I'll be honest. I don't really give a damn about this ceremony or your little cult. But recently you've been attacking one of my sisters, and NOBODY does that and gets away with it.
Starlight Glimmer: I was simply showing your sister the path to enlightenment. She wouldn't open her ears, so I had to show her in a more forceful way. I'll do could do the same to you if pressed…
Pinkie: Hehehe. You want a chance to show me the light? I'll give you one, tonight. Face me in the ring before the main event, and I'll beat you so hard you'll be signing up to join the cult of Pinkie Pie.
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we're set up for a fiery night. Commander Hurricane has dictated that Private Panzer will face the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash, in tonight's main event. And the match before that we'll see what happens when Pinkie Pie and Starlight Glimmer go head to head!
*Commercial*
*WUB WUB WUUUUB*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville. Weighing 127 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Discord: And we're back with our first match of the night. Vinyl Scratch, who'll be challenging for the International Championship at Boiling Point, will face off against Pretty Vision. It's sure to be a good warm-up for the Pay-Per-View battle to come.
Dr. Whooves: No arguments there. Vinyl Scratch definitely needs the momentum more, but there's no way Pretty Vision is going to make this easy for her.
*Fill my eyes...with that double vision*
Baritone: And her opponent, also hailing from Lonevyille, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall,accompanied by Iron Will, Pretty Vision!
Discord: And here comes the underdog Pretty Vision along with her undaunted manager, Iron Will.
Dr. Whooves: These two started making waves initially after Iron Will took Pretty Vision under his wing, but they've faded a bit into the background amongst the recent commotion.
Discord: Well, winning this match would be a good start for Pretty Vision to start capturing some real attention again.
Match 1: Vinyl Scratch vs. Pretty Vision/w Iron Will
*5 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a dropkick but Pretty Vision grabs her by both legs before swinging her straight into the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: An amazingly technical counter by Pretty Vision!
-Pretty Vision stands Vinyl Scratch up in the corner and starts raining down punches on her. Then after getting her sufficiently stunned she pulls Vinyl Scratch out of the turnbuckle and right into a clothesline-
Discord: And now a clothesline! This match is starting to look pretty bad for Vinyl Scratch.
-Pretty Vision sets up for a Double Vision, but Vinyl Scratch counters and tries to hit a Cross-Fade, only for Pretty Vision to counter that and slam her down hard on to the mat-
Dr. Whooves: An impressive series of counters. Pretty Vision seems to be in control at the moment, but this match is still anybody's game.
*6 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision Irish Whips Vinyl Scratch into the ropes, but as she tries to capitalize on that Vinyl Scratch manages to hit a Cross-Fade on the rebound-
Discord: Cross-Fade! Pretty Vision just got knocked silly!
-While Pretty Vision is stunned Vinyl Scratch ascends to the top of the turnbuckle.
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch is thinking high risk, will it pay dividends?!
-Vinyl Scratch dives down and hits a Bass Drop-
Discord: Bass Drop! Bass Drop! And she's going for a pin!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: And a strong victory to carry the challenger Vinyl Scratch into Boiling Point. But will it be enough to help her triumph over Octavia? Only time will tell.
*Commercial*
-The show returns as a western theme begins to play-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Appleloosa. Weighing 215 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Braeburn!
-Braeburn emerges on stage before square dancing his way down to the ring-
Discord: And here comes Sublime's bravest cowboy. He'll need all the bravery he can muster tonight, as he's going up against the World Brawler's number one contender, Hoity Toity.
-Hoity Toity's theme sounds throughout the arena-
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Canterlot, Weighing 220 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall. Representing Divine Intervention, Hoity Toity!
-Hoity Toity walks on stage wearing an extremely extravagant suit. He counts through an obscene amount of money as he makes his way to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It seems every week Hoity just becomes more eager to flaunt his wealth in front of everyone.
Discord: Well if you got the cash you might as well show some bling for it.
Dr. Whooves: Bling won't save him when he has to face the Underbaker at Boiling Point.
Match 2: Braeburn vs. Hoity Toity
*5 minutes later*
-Braeburn attempts to grapple Hoity Toity, but Hoity counters by hitting Braeburn with a hard uppercut. He then goes as if to Irish Whip Braeburn, only to pull him back at the last second and hit a Lariat-
Discord: What a combo by Hoity Toity. He definitely has total control of the match so far.
-Hoity Toity then sets up to hit Braeburn with an Upper Class, but Braeburn counters and goes for a High Noon, only for Hoity to push him away at the last second-
Dr. Whooves: Braeburn manages to dodge that bullet, but he still needs to find a way to turn this match in his favor.
-Braeburn goes for a flying tackle, but Hoity Toity grabs him mid-air and slams him into the mat-
*1..-Kick-out!*
Discord: A great counter by Hoity! But only a one count. It'll take more than that to put Sublime's cowboy away.
*4 minutes later*
-Braeburn has Hoity Toity up against the turnbuckle, and starts working to wear him down with a series of hard kicks-
Dr. Whooves: Braeburn might be turning the tide here, but he'll need something big to really put Hoity away.
-Braeburn pulls Hoity away from the turnbuckle and prepares to hit a High Noon, but Hoity counters and pulls off an Upper Class-
Discord: And an absolutely lethal Upper Class by Hoity!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Hoity Toity!
-Hoity Toity stands tall and begins to celebrate, but then a buzzer sounds and the lights go out-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh...looks like someone's about to rain on Hoity's parade.
-The lights come back on and Underbaker is in the ring, standing directly behind Hoity Toity. Hoity barely has enough time to turn around and gasp before Underbaker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him-
Discord: Looks like Underbaker is about to extract some unholy revenge against his challenger.
-Underbaker starts setting up to put Hoity in a Hell's Oven, but then the rest of Divine Intervention storms the ring and starts up a combined assault on Underbaker-
Dr. Whooves: Ambush! The rest of Hoity's stable was just waiting for something like this to happen.
-Underbaker works hard to fight back, even punching Blueblood and Sandow away before Octavia bashes him over the head with the International Title belt, the crowd boos as this move stuns Underbaker enough for Blueblood to take him down with a Pedigree-
Discord: What devastation. Octavia first moved in with that shot from her title belt, and then Blueblood finished the deed with a Pedigree!
-Hoity Toity gets back up, brushing himself off and grabbing a microphone as he cruelly smiles at Underbaker-
Hoity Toity: Now do you see what I meant Underbaker? You may be powerful, but you are but one man with very limited resources. I am a wealthy man with a cache of allies and infinite resources. You're putting up your best shot, but I've already stacked the entire deck in my favor. Come Boiling Point this Sunday, I'm going to finish my hostile takeover of Sublime's male division. You're title will be mine, and you'll never be a thorn in Divine Intervention's side again!
King Blueblood: We've all been waiting a long time for this. Since the beginning we've been working to remove that title from your unworthy presence. I'll admit, you've put up far more of a fight than a peasant like yourself would usually be capable, but you are still a peasant none the less. Once the World Brawler's Championship is finally brought to Divine Intervention, we will be it's permanent keepers. We might change the owner around a few times, but it'll be in worthy hands no matter if it's Hoity, Sandow or myself.
Sandow: You're a demon, Underbaker, but we are the intellectual saviors of the EWF. No longer will this brand be tainted by you and your so called "Magic". We'll be taking over as the faces of this brand, and we'll represent it with culture, sophistication, and intelligence.
Octavia: How the mighty have fallen. Ever since I joined Divine Intervention I've longed to help one of these worthy gentlemen obtain the World Brawler's Championship. We're already the most powerful faction on Sublime, and our influence will only increase once Hoity becomes our second championship holder.
Hoity Toity: Your era is coming to an end Underbaker. At Boiling Point, the EWF will begin the era of Divine Intervention...when the new World Brawler's Champion is Hoity Toity!
-Divine Intervention spends a few moments to kick Underbaker while he's down before each member takes up a corner of the ring and begins to taunt-
Discord: A certainly dominant display by Divine Intervention. They seem to be in complete control for the time being. But will Hoity Toity be able to maintain that control going into his battle at the upcoming Pay-Per-View?
*Commercial*
-As the show returns the arena is filled with some dubstep-Rock Remix-
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Lemon Zest!
Dr. Whooves: Once again we see Lemon Zest teaming up with her friend Sour Sweet. The two will be facing off against the Sediment Sisters, who are currently number one contenders for the Sublime Tag-Team Championships. A win over them would be a huge boost for both Lemon Zest and Sour Sweet.
-An off/on mix of soft and hardcore music starts playing-
Baritone: And introducing her partner, from Canterlot, weighing 138 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Sour Sweet!
-Sour Sweet walks on the stage, blowing kisses at fans one moment and then flipping others off the next-
Sour Sweet: Love ya! FUCK YOU! And love you….and screw you!
Discord: Sour Sweet is just as adorable as ever. I just love how she causes such grave mental confusion to the crowd members.
-The Sediment Sister's theme plays-
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, from Boulder, at a combined weight of 295 pounds, The Sediment Sisters!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the Sediment Sisters, looking as determined as ever. They've got an upward battle ahead of them against the Real Equestrians at Boiling Point, and they can use all the momentum they can get. There's no doubt they won't show any mercy to Lemon Zest and Sour Sweet here tonight.
Match 3: Lemon Zest and Sour Sweet vs. The Sediment Sisters
*4 minutes later*
-Marble Pie tries to hit Sour Sweet with a Quartz, but Sour Sweet counters out of it and pushes her away-
Sour Sweet: Whoa! I did it! EAT IT, BITCH!
-Marble responds by giving Sour Sweet a hard punch across the face-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch, and Sour Sweet's taunting backfired there.
Discord: You know she can't help it.
-Marble moves in to set up a submission hold, but Sour Sweet sends her reeling backward with a hard kick to the face. She then quickly springs up and hits Marble with a Split Decision-
Dr. Whooves: Brilliant counter by Sour Sweet! Followed up by a Split Decision?
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Discord: But it wasn't enough to finish off this match.
*4 minutes later*
-Lemon Zest has Marble Pie grounded and is holding her in a Citrus Lock, meanwhile Marble desperately crawls for the ropes as Limestone Pie screams and yells for her to keep going-
Dr. Whooves: This is a bad situation for Mable Pie, she has to get her partner in this match fast or it could be over.
-After a few more minutes of desperate struggle Marble manages to touch hands with her sister, and soon Limestone storms into the ring and starts beating down Lemon Zest. She then hits a Richter Drop before going for a pin-
Discord: Limestone just entered this match like a house of fire? Can she score total victory for her team?
*1….2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: And she does!
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Sediment Sisters!
Discord: What a momentum boosting victory for the Sediment Sisters. The Real Equestrians better look out at Boiling Point, because the challengers are coming in hot!
-The show fades to commercial as the Sediment Sisters celebrate in the ring-
*Transition*
-When the show returns there's sounds of magic and steam engines echoing throughout the arena-
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing a combined 437 pounds, The Magic Railroad!
-Steamer rides on to the ramp piloting a miniature train. Meanwhile Uncle Wing stands on top of it doing a bunch of random magic tricks and recieving plenty of cheers for it-
Uncle Wing: Thank you, thank you all. You're too kind. And for my last trick before the match begins…..SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
-The entire train disappears before Uncle Wing and Steamer appear in the middle of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: What the?! How does he do that?!
Discord: More importantly, where the fuck did the train go?!
-The crowd cheers wildly as Uncle Wing takes a few bows, meanwhile Steamer just stands around looking dumbfounded by it all-
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it!*
-The crowd begins to cheer even louder-
Baritone: And their opponents, weighing a combined 424 pounds, Rack Attack!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the former Combos of Carnage champions, Rack Attack. They lost their titles to SCUM at High Stakes, but this Sunday they'll get the opportunity to take them back.
Discord: They better pull it off, we've got brand prestige on the line here!
Dr. Whooves:Well, hopefully this match can prove to be a good momentum booster for the challengers.
Match 4: The Magic Railroad vs. Rack Attack
*5 minutes later*
-Steamer attempts to hit Zack Ryder with a right hook, but Ryder ducks the punch and stuns Steamer with a hard kick to the ribs. He then tries to hit a Rough Ryder only for Steamer to counter his way out of it and shove him away-
Discord: Steamer dodged a bullet on that one.
-Ryder tries to move in for another attack, but gets surprised when Steamer manages to hit a Steamroller-
Dr. Whooves: Steamroller! What immense power on display by Steamer!
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: But it wasn't enough to put Zack Ryder away.
*3 minutes later*
-Steamer tries to hit a Steamroller on Ace, but Ace dodges it and counters with a Low Serve-
Ace: I DON'T THINK SO, MOTHERFUCKER!
-Steamer recovers and quickly runs to tag in Uncle Wing-
Ace: Ha! Run BITCH! TAG IN THE OTHER BIT-
-Uncle Wing slaps Ace, causing the crowd to "OOOOOOH"-
Dr. Whooves: That shut him up.
-Ace glares at Uncle Wing in rage before tackling him and raining down a series of punches, but this assault is brought to an end with Uncle Wing kicking him away-
Discord: Ace was about to go on a rampage there, Uncle Wing better find a way to subdue his opponent.
-Uncle Wing sets up for a Crystal Fate, but at the last moment Ace counters and hits a Curveball-
Dr. Whooves: Curveball! Can he make the pin?!
-Ace pins Uncle Wing, and promptly gets a three count-
Discord: And he does!
Baritone: Here are your winners, Rack Attack!
-Ace starts screaming random obscenities as his defeated opponents, meanwhile Ryder starts climbing the turnbuckle to soak in the cheers and admiration for the crowd-
Dr. Whooves:That was an impressive performance by Rack Attack. If they fight this hard at Boiling Point, they just might manage to reclaim the titles.
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone. And it's time for a match I've been waiting for all night. Pinkie Pie is going to take on Starlight Glimmer!
Dr. Whooves: After Starlight's attacks on her sister, Pinkie Pie has decided that this is personal. But she better not risk too much tonight, she has a title match this Sunday!
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 150 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: And here comes Pinkie Pie. She's taken a far more aggressive and intense attitude since returning to Sublime, and it's served her well so far. She might end up being quite the handful for Starlight Glimmer.
*This fire burns….alwaaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: And her opponent. From Equalitopia, weighing 141 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, accompanied by the Acolytes of Equality, Starlight Glimmer!
-Starlight Glimmer, Gloomlee, and Blackheart all emerge on stage wearing their signature armbands. They do their signature maneuver of Gloomlee and Blackheart forming the equal sign with their arms as Starlight drops to her knees and outstretches her arms-
Starlight: YOU CAN BE SAVED!
-Pyrotechnics shoot off behind them-
Dr. Whooves: Quite the entrance, but Pinkie Pie doesn't seem very impressed.
Discord: Indeed, it's hard to play mind games with Pinkie Pie, but Starlight has more than just mind games in her mighty arsenal.
Match 5: Pinkie Pie vs. Starlight Glimmer/w Acolytes of Equality
*6 minutes later*
-Starlight Glimmer attempts to grapple Pinkie Pie, but Pinkie Pie counters and uses a series of punches to back Starlight into the turnbuckle, once there she starts viciously beating her down-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie is just on a rampage so far. And it seems to be much more than Starlight was prepared for.
-Pinkie Pie grabs Starlight and suplexes her out of the turnbuckle, she then tries to lock in a chokehold on Starlight, but Starlight manages to fight Pinkie Pie off and get into a more defensive stance.
When Pinkie tries to attack her again Starlight counters and hits Pinkie with a Scoop Slam-
Discord: Looks like Starlight's finally getting her bearings back, this could be her chance to turn things around.
-Starlight lifts Pinkie Pie up and hits the Equalizer-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God! A brutal Equalizer! Can she pick up a win?
*1..2-Kick-out!*
Discord: Not quite yet. That Equalizer is devastating, but Pinkie is more than capable of taking a hard hit.
*8 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie tries to hit Starlight with a Lariat, but Starlight ducks under it and takes Pinkie Pie to the mat before locking in a Spirit Breaker (Similar to an Anaconda Vice)-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! Now Starlight has a devastating submission hold locked in. Pinkie Pie has to fight her way out.
-Pinkie Pie at first desperately reaches for the ropes, but after failing to make any progress she begins violently struggling against the submission hold, and eventually manages to break out of
it by force-
Discord: Wow. Pinkie Pie just broke the Spirit Breaker by sheer force of will.
-Starlight tries to move to re-establish the hold, but gets hit by a Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Sense! Straight out of nowhere!
*1...2...-
-Blackheart grabs the referee's legs and pulls him out of the ring-
Discord: And Blackheart interferes! That might have been a three count too.
*7 minutes later*
-Starlight and Pinkie Pie go back and forth through a series of grapples before Starlight shoves Pinkie Pie into the referee, causing him to trip and fall outside of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And the referee is down! Anything could happen now!
-Blackheart and Gloomlee storm the ring and start assaulting Pinkie Pie, however Pinkie manages to fight both of them off before Starlight sneaks up on her and hits an Equalizer-
Discord: An Equalizer! Pinkie might have fought off the Acolytes, but they bought enough time for Starlight to hit a brutal finisher.
Dr. Whooves: And the referee is getting back up, please don't let it end like this.
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
Discord: Unbelievable! Somehow Pinkie Pie managed to kick out!
-Starlight yells in frustration before picking up Pinkie Pie and setting up the maneuver again, but Pinkie Pie manages to counter and hits a Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: And another Pinkie Sense. Can she make it this time?
-The Acolytes move to intervene, but are caught by surprise as Maud emerges from the crowd and attacks them-
Discord: The Acolytes were moving to Starlight's defense, but looks like Maud has appeared to help her sister and extract some revenge!
Dr. Whooves: And now Pinkie is free to move in for the pin!
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pinkie Pie!
-Starlight and her Acolytes quickly scurry away from the ring, meanwhile Maud enters the ring and simply nods at her sister before the two begin celebrating the victory-
Dr. Whooves: A strong moral victory for the Pie sisters here tonight. Will this momentum help carry them to victory in their respective matches at Boiling Point?
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone, and it's finally time for our main event of the evening. Private Panzer will face off against the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash, in a non title battle.
Dr. Whooves: This will truly be a test for Private Panzer. Rainbow Dash is her toughest opponent yet, but if she can pull off an upset she'll be primed to defeat Commander Hurricane at Boiling Point.
*Stand My Ground!*
Baritone: The following main event is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Cloudsdale. Weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Private Panzer!
-Private Panzer walks out with a look of determination as she seems to be steeling herself for the match ahead-
Discord: This will be the first time we've seen Private Panzer fight against Rainbow Dash. They have vastly different fighting styles, making this a tough one to predict.
*You see me soaring through the sky, I see you below as you walk on by*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-The crowd goes wild as Rainbow Dash sprints on to the ramp and rushes down to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash. She's facing a massive threat to her title reign this Sunday, but it hasn't seemed to dull her energy in the slightest.
Discord: The last thing you want as a champion is to let the challenge get the better of you. It's better to carry yourself as high as possible.
Main Event: Private Panzer vs. Rainbow Dash
*6 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash Irish Whips Private Panzer into the ropes, Panzer attempts to hit a clothesline on Rainbow Dash on the rebound but Rainbow manages to avoid it and instead kicks Panzer down with a drop-kick-
Dr. Whooves: A great series of moves by the champion.
-As Panzer tries to recover Rainbow Dash hits her with a Spectrum Slider, she then starts climbing up the turnbuckle-
Discord: A Spectrum Slider! And it looks like Rainbow Dash wants to wrap this up early with a Sonic Raindrop!
-Rainbow Dash dives off the turnbuckle, but Private Panzer manages to roll out of the way.
Dr. Whooves: Private Panzer dodged the bullet there! But she'll need to step things up if she hopes to put the champion on the defensive.
*7 minutes later*
-Private Panzer and Rainbow Dash go back and forth in a series of grapples until Rainbow Dash Irish Whips Private Panzer out of the ring, she then runs and tries to hit a Suicide Dive, only for Private Panzer to catch her in mid-air-
Discord: The champion is caught! Rainbow Dash has suddenly found herself in a bad situation.
-Private Panzer lifts Rainbow Dash high into the air before throwing her into the barricade. She then grabs Rainbow Dash and rolls her into the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Private Panzer looks to be turning this around. If she actually pulls this off….
-Rainbow Dash slowly gets back to her feet, only to be hit with a Lancer-
Discord: LANCER! And Panzer is going for the pin! Are we about to see the biggest upset of Sublime?!
*1…..2….-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: So close! But somehow Rainbow Dash managed to kick out. That's why she's our champion ladies and gentlemen. This match is just incredible.
*6 minutes later*
-Private Panzer has Rainbow Dash up against the turnbuckle and is assaulting her with a rapid sequence of punches and kicks. She then takes her and tries to hit a Phalanx, only for Rainbow Dash to counter and take her down with a suplex-
Discord: An impressive counter by the champion, but how will she follow up?
-Rainbow Dash ascends the turnbuckle once again-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Rainbow Dash is looking to try hitting the Sonic Raindrop again.
-Rainbow Dash dives off the turnbuckle and hits a Sonic Raindrop-
Discord: And she does it!
*1….2…..3!*
Dr. Whooves: The champion is victorious!
Baritone: Here is your winner, Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash helps Private Panzer up and shakes her hand before beginning to celebrate with the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: A great display of sportsmanship by the World Fighter's Champion. She'll be going in to her title defense at Boiling Point with great momentum.
Discord: And while Panzer didn't win, she put up a very good fight against Sublime's finest. She'll give Commander Hurricane a tough battle.
Dr. Whooves: No doubt there. Stick around folks, for after the break all the competitors in Sunday's Hell in a Cell will be here in the ring for some last minute trash talk.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Colgate and Night Glider all in the ring-
Celestia: This sunday the six women before you will be battling it out for the World Fighter's Championship in the Hell in a Cell match. But for now
they're all going to get the chance to speak their minds to the EWF Universe before the show ends, starting with the Champion herself.
Rainbow Dash: There's not too much to say, other than I'm totally pumped. With the six woman in this ring facing off at Boiling Point, it's going
to be the most intense match Sublime has ever seen. A lot of people have been talking about me only having a "1 in 6 chance" of winning. I guess
that might be true math wise, but I never liked math anyways. I don't believe those odds, because those odds don't take into account my passion for holding this championship, or how I'm going to put EVERYTHING on the line to retain it! No offense to any of my friends here, but once I go
all in there's no way any of you are going to take this from me.
Twilight Sparkle: You really think we'd be dumb enough to underestimate you, Rainbow? I've been a champion before too, I know what it's like. I know what a champion will do to retain their title. I've watched all of your bigger matches, and I know better than to count you out. But you
better not underestimate me either. If my fights against Sunset Shimmer on Lunacy taught me anything, it's to expect the unexpected and be prepared to deal with any circumstances. Nobody else in this ring is as good of a technical fighter as I am, and I intend to turn that cell into the palace where my championship reign is crowned.
Applejack: Ah hate to rain on your palace building parade, Twi, but that cell is gonna be all mine. I didn't sit out of the action for over a month just to lose my first big break upon returning. This match isn't going to be a battle of high flying antics, or technical holds, it's going to be a brutal, hardcore brawl, and that's right up mah alleyway. Ain't nobody can take a beatin' like a member of the Apple family, and Boiling Point will be the perfect chance for me to prove that.
Colgate: Ugh. All this optimism is making me sick. You all act like this is going to be a cute little game. Well it's not, it's going to be a bloody series of torture that ends with all of you writhing in pain around me. At the end of our match at Boiling Point, I will stand over a pile of broken bodies while holding up my new World Fighter's Championship in total victory!
Celestia: What about you, Pinkie Pie? You've been rather quiet.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't have much to add. I'm sure it will be a VERY fun time. *Twitches*
Celestia: Ooooookaaaay. And now we move on to Night Glider.
Night Glider: Well, I'm not much for bragging or mind games. I just hope I can make a name for myself in this match. Everyone else here has already built up at-least somewhat of a reputation, but I feel like I still have a lot to prove. It's funny, just a few months ago it was a dream just to be on Sublime, now I'm in the position to possibly become the World Fighter's Champion. I guess if I've learned something here it's that anything can happen.
Celestia: Well put, and it looks like that's all we have time for. We'll see you all at Boiling Point!
*End of Show*
Match Summary:
Vinyl Scratch defeated Pretty Vision by pinfall (11:38)
Hoity Toity defeated Braeburn by pinfall (9:03)
The Sediment Sisters defeated Sour Sweet and Lemon Zest by pinfall (8:12)
Rack Attack defeated The Magic Railroad by pinfall (8:24)
Pinkie Pie defeated Starlight Glimmer by pinfall (21:55)
Rainbow Dash defeated Private Panzer by pinfall (19:49)
Official Match Card for Boiling Point:
World Fighter's Championship Armageddon Hell in a Cell: Rainbow Dash vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Colgate vs. Night Glider vs. Twilight Sparkle vs. Applejack
Daring Do vs. Amira (Attire Choice Match)
Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer Contract Redemption
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker vs. Hoity Toity
Sublime Tag-Team Championship: The Real Equestrians vs. The Sediment Sisters
International Championship: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch TLC (Loser can't challenge again)