*The beautiful people...OHHHHHHH…*

-The show opens with your usual display of pyrotechnics as just about every man, woman and child in the audience is shouting and hollering in anticipation of what is sure to be another fascinating journey known as Monday Night Lunacy-

Crowd: E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF!

Ahuizotl: -as the camera pans throughout the arena to show the many faces of the ecstatic fans in attendance- You can hear the chants. You can hear the emotion! We're live and we're loud, here in The Lunacy Asylum, for another thrilling edition of Monday Night Lunacy!

Garble: We're on the road to Boiling Point, where just about every match is set in stone. And with the way things are going, Boiling Point is looking to be The EWF's most monumental show TO DATE!

Ahuizotl: It's sure to be the biggest party of the summer, ladies and gentlemen. You DON'T want to miss it go down! In less than two weeks, the wrestling scene will BURST into flames. Flames which we will not be able to extinguish for likely a long time!

*And now...it's all o-ver now…* -at that, the crowd responds with a nuclear amount of jeers-

Garble: Whoa...speaking of flames, this crowd sounds like they're about to RIOT in The Asylum. Where's the fire?!

Ahuizotl: There you see the conflagration (large fire) at the top of the stage. The woman with the fiery crimson hair...The Eternal Women's Champion, Sunset Shimmer. And to her right, donning the hot pink mane, Cadance. These two have lit a fire under the Lunacy fans, and along with The System, they have turned this show into a living INFERNO.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemeeen, PLEAAASE WELCOOOOME..CAAAADAAAANCE! Aaaand The ETEEEERRRRNAAAAL WOMEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAAMPIOOOON..SUUUUUUUNSEEEEEEET..SHHHHHIIIIIIIMMEEEEEERRRR!

Garble: And this crowd, "welcoming" these two as only you'd expect, with nothing but disdain.

-Cadance and Sunset walk down the ramp, each with their own smirk plastered on their face as they hold each other's hands. Cadance is wearing a hot pink tube top that has the word "bitch" written across the chest in fancy, white text, and that has been cut to reveal a large majority of underboob, as well as denim jeans. Sunset is adorned by clothes that look like this this (much easier to show than explain: idotgyazodotcom/2dd2719e14a535fd656d620086a2bbf2dotpng )

Ahuizotl: It's the typical reaction these two women usually garner, but we've been speculating for the past week on if their relationship had been altered as a result of the culmination of last week's broadcast. Cadance went off the grid. She went into business for herself, and she cost Trixie a shot at The Eternal Women's Championship!

Garble: Well, it looks to me like that did nothing to tarnish the relationship between these two, but we can't really be for sure. They could just be putting on a brave face. One thing is for certain...whether it hurt their association or not, it SURE didn't hurt Cadance's self esteem to come out here wearing a top like that! WOWZA.

Ahuizotl: That may be the most truthful shirt I have ever seen…

Garble: Hell, that barely even counts as a shirt! It's more like a freaking BIB.

-Cadance sits down on the middle rope, allowing Sunset to enter the ring before she steps through the middle rope herself. Sunset gladly takes Madden's microphone while Cadance fetches her own. The two then stand in the middle of the ring, grinning as the crowd continues to boo them-

Sunset: -as her Championship glistens around her waist- Right off the bat, let's erase ANY doubt that you delusional cretins may have…-the crowd counters with hellacious boos- Yeah, get that all out of your system while you can, because when YOUR Champion talks, I expect all of you to LISTEN! -more boos follow, as Cadance rolls her eyes. Sunset waits for nearly half a minute before the boos finally subside- With that out of the way...do you SEE the smiles on our faces? Do you see the GLEE that we've got going on? It's a miracle that either of us can smile AT ALL when we have to address all of you sycophants, but yet, SOMEHOW, here Cadance and I are, with mile-wide grins plastered onto our spectacular faces.

Cadance: And let that put these rumors of there being a rift in The System to REST, once and for all. You wannabe dirt-sheet reporters tried to start some B.S. lies about how Sunset and I's relationship was, quote, "falling apart at the seams." And how The System's foundation was "beginning to topple in a hurry." And that's because you people are JEALOUS. You're jealous of each member's success, and you've got nothing better to do in your miserable lives then to fabricate these unspeakable lies. But, as usual, I'm here to tell you the truth, so let's set the record straight. Yes, the original plan for Boiling Point went as such...if Trixie were to win last week's main event, she was to square off against Sunset, for her title. That would be her punishment for ABANDONING us. But DID Trixie win last week? No she didn't. -she smirks, as the crowd boos- And yeah, she didn't come out on top because of ME. So yeah, technically, I disobeyed an order from general manager Luna. I acted under my own accord...but I did it for a DAMN good reason. For one, Trixie DID NOT deserve a Championship match in the first place. She has NEVER done more when she was Champion than Sunset has! And, as Sunset has said, Trixie and Scootaloo's victory against the two of us was a FLUKE. Sunset DID NOT tap out, so therefore, she shouldn't have even been in that number one contender's match to begin with! -loud boos- And secondly...at High Stakes, Trixie cost ME The Hope Springs Eternal briefcase, which guaranteed me a title match WHENEVER I chose! So...I felt it would only be fair, to do the same to her. -she smirks- If I can't have my happy ending, then why should SHE?! Trixie made all of us look like FOOLS for ever taking her in! And, absolutely no offense to Sunset, but, if anybody deserves to teach her the valuable lesson Luna has in mind, it's ME. She BETRAYED my trust, and that is simply UNACCEPTABLE. I explained my perspective to my fellow members, and luckily, they agreed with me. Yes, even Luna saw things my way. And now, I've got my wish. Luna has made it official. At Boiling Point, I've been given the match I've been looking for. I'm going one-on-one with YOU, Trixie.

Ahuizotl: Another BIG match has been added to the Boiling Point card!

Cadance: ...But my desire, is going to be your DEMISE. I'll make you regret ever turning your back on us. No...even better…-she suddenly gains a wicked grin- I'll make you regret ever even SHOWING UP on OUR show. -more boos follow- I hope this has wisened you all up. For a while, it may have SEEMED like The System was starting to dissolve, but you all have NOTHING to worry about. Rest assured, The System is just as strong as we've EVER been. And after Boiling Point? We'll be even MORE powerful.

Crowd: OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO!

Sunset: -nods with her own smirk- The System is ROCK-SOLID. NOTHING can stop us from achieving our goal of bringing all of The EWF to its KNEES. This will ALL be ours eventually, so you should get used to us taking the reins. -loud boos- We've already conquered Lunacy. We've got this entire brand in the palm of our hands, whether it seems like that or not. And THIS proves it! -she removes her title from her waist and holds it into the air- Whoever is in possession of The Eternal Women's Championship...they run this place. They're the one that calls the shots. They're the one that's at the very top of the food chain. This is the BE-ALL, END-ALL of the wrestling industry, and as long as The System is in control of it, we control EVERYTHING. And things are gonna stay that way FOREVER. AND. EVER. -the crowd boos loudly as Sunset chuckles- After last week's number one contender match, you've all been clamoring that my title reign is on its last legs. That it's running out of steam. And just WHO is the woman that's going to bring this expedition to a screeching halt? Well, according to you all, it's Twist. That's right, TWIST. What a difference a few months can make…-she chuckles- Do you all realize what Twist was doing on the very first episode of Lunacy? She won a match, because her opponent tripped in a puddle of JELLY. And she proceeded to lose EVERY match afterwards. But me? On the first episode of Lunacy, I beat the crap out of the woman next to me. I put her straight through that announce table right there. -she points- And I haven't slowed down since that night. I've dominated every woman I've ever been in the ring with. Do you people have selective memory? Have you been ignoring all the destruction I've brought upon my opponents? All the AGONY I've introduced to their lives? Have these past seven months all been a blur to you? Let me give you a quick rundown on all the ill-fated foes I've obliterated in order to call this Championship mine. Lightning Dust. Twilight Sparkle. Unfortunately, I had to decimate Cadance. -she puts a hand on Cadance's shoulder, frowning in remembrance-

Cadance: -she smiles- No hard feelings, Sunny Bunny.

Sunset: -she winks at Cadance with a grin- Twilight AGAIN. Berry Punch. Scootaloo...and that list is only going to get longer and LONGER. That list is comprised of some of The EWF's most gifted and beloved talents. The first ever Queen of The Scene! The first ever Eternal Women's Champion! The first ever Crater Chick Champion! I've beaten them ALL! Yet you people think I'm going to lose to a woman, or, more accurately, a little GIRL that hasn't accomplished HALF of the things that I have since arriving in The EWF?! Hell...if Cay Cay didn't show up, I'm quite certain Twist wouldn't have even gotten this privilege in the first place. -boos- Cadance handed her the victory on a silver platter, and now all of a sudden, you schmucks think it's a foregone conclusion that my reign as Eternal Women's Champion is nearing the end? -she begins laughing, along with Cadance- That's rich...am I supposed to be intimidated by some painted up FREAK that had to create a voice in her head, so that she would finally have someone that wanted to talk to chat with her lame-ass? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. You all think TWIST is worthy of holding this title? -the rans unanimously respond with cheers, at which Sunset chuckles at- Give me a break...Twist isn't even worthy of kissing the ground that I walk on. She is always going to be alone, and isolated in her own strange little mind. None of you are her friends. If you were her friends, you would talk her out of this title match that has literally FALLEN into her lap. You all are going to forget about her once she falls to me at Boiling Point. NOBODY will even remember that Twist EXISTED once I'm through with her! Twist will NEVER have friends. And the same can be said for me, but that's okay. At least I have ONE friend, and he's the only friend that matters in this world to me. He would never THINK of leaving me, and I wouldn't DREAM of parting with him. That friend...is The Eternal Women's Championship. -she holds it up to her face, and plants a kiss onto the gold to many boos- And trust me...we're going to be friends FOREVER. Twist claims to have a friend, whose name is Finnette Balor, who awakens at special events. Well, Boiling Point is coming up, and it will be the greatest test of Twist's life. Whether she wants to use her body as some crappy art project or not, it doesn't matter to me. Whether I'm facing Twist, or Finnette Balor, the outcome will remain the same, and that outcome is yours truly, walking out STILL holding The Eternal Women's Championship! -the crowd boos loudly at that proclamation-

Cadance: I bet you all think we're pretty damn confident about our matches at Boiling Point, don't you? Well we have a REASON to be confident! I mean, why should we sweat the small stuff? -she smirks- We are going to HANDILY take care of Trixie and Twist, because neither of them can measure up to the likes of Sunny and I! -boos- And just to prove, that we aren't worried in the SLIGHTEST, about our opponents...we are DONE talking about them. They aren't worth our time!

Sunset: -she nods- Absolutely...so, because I'm The Champion, and I can do what I want, when I want, Cay Cay and I are going to fill up the rest of our time out here with a VERY special show for you all. Well, really, it's just for me, but you all can have the honor of being apart of it, too. See, when you're The Champion, like I am, you get special privileges that others simply don't. You can indulge yourself in life's finest wonders. So right now, here in the middle of this ring, just because I deserve it, Cadance is going to present me with her specialty. I know for a fact that all of you fuckers are never going to experience something like this from a truly beautiful woman such as her...well, that is unless you pay them…-she snickers- but at least you can say you witnessed one performed on ANOTHER beautiful woman. -she looks sternly at ringside- Get me a chair, chumpstain! Because right now, Cadance is going to allow me the pleasure of receiving one of her lapdances! -the crowd boos, mainly because they want to see these two lead the ring-

Garble: A...a lapdance?! If...if you say so!

-A crew member hands Sunset a steel chair, which she accepts before laying her title down on the mat and unfolding the chair, placing it in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Well, Sunset once opted to have a live sex celebration with Shining Armor, but it was interrupted, ironically enough, by Cadance. This certainly won't be of that magnitude, but parents, you may want to take your children off to bed…

Garble: Every time these two are in the ring together, they're practically banging each other! Is this really so different?

Ahuizotl: I suppose not. But still, they're likely to go all out.

-Sunset takes a seat in the chair as Cadance runs her fingers through Sunset's flowing hair. She then leans down, almost kissing her, but it winds up to be just a tease as she plants her butt on Sunset's crotch. Cadance's hair falls over Sunset's forehead as Sunset runs her hands up Cadance's back-

Garble: Let me remind you that this is live, folks. ANYTHING can happen!

-Cadance bends her body downward to where her hair is touching the mat. Sunset licks her lips as she gets a great view of Cadance's underboob. She leans down, removing her tongue from her mouth and haves it mouth towards Cadance's belly button. Sunset is just about to lick the area before the sound of a demon interrupts her, the crowd immediately bursting out into an influx of cheers. Cadance flicks her body back up to its original spot as she and Sunset turn towards the stage in frustration-

Ahuizotl: And it looks like our Eternal Women's Champion is getting interrupted AGAIN, this time by the number one contender to her coveted title!

-Cadance removes herself from Sunset's lap and stands up, looking at the stage in fury. Sunset stands up from the chair and does the same-

Garble: But where is she?! Where is Twist?!

-The crowd cheers enormously as we get our answer in the form of Twist running past the commentator's table and sliding into the ring-

Ahuizotl: THERE SHE IS! BY GOD, THERE'S TWIST!

Garble: Twist came out through the crowd, and now she has entered the ring! Neither Sunset nor Cadance are aware of her presence!

-Twist picks the chair up off the ground, folds it up, and WHACKS it into the back of Cadance, who then falls to the mat in a heap!-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A SHOT! And Cadance is sent tumbling out of the ring!

-Sunset has zero time to react as, when she turns around, Twist rams the top of the chair into her ribs. As Sunset leans over in pain, Twist unfolds the chair and places it back on the mat. She then grabs a hold of Sunset and positions her to where the chair is directly below her face-

Garble: -as the crowd is going nuts- THIS IS HOW SHE ENDED THE MATCH LAST WEEK! Sunset may fall victim to what Trixie did!

-Unfortunately, before that can happen, Sunset shoves Twist away, and quickly falls to the mat, retrieving her title and sliding under the bottom rope before Twist can grab her again-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos unmercilessly- And Sunset is barely able to get out of dodge, and she made sure to collect her Championship on the way out! That is what this collision between Twist and Sunset is all about, and it's going to come to a head at Boiling Point, when The Eternal Women's Championship is on the line!

Garble: Twist was looking to drop Sunset's face onto that chair with a brutal Twist Of Fate, but Sunset had it well-scouted. Twist certainly won't be able to use a steel chair at Boiling Point, but if she can hit a Twist Of Fate, we very well may have a NEW Eternal Women's Champion!

Crowd: TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! TWIST!

-Twist looks on at Sunset and Cadance with a smirk. Meanwhile, on the stage, Sunset is holding her belt close to her chest as she walks backwards up the ramp, with Cadance crawling up the ramp at a very slow pace-

Ahuizotl: Sunset looks FURIOUS, but it will be NOTHING compared to the look on her face if she LOSES her title to Twist at Boiling Point. Sunset claims Twist will join the already stacked list of women she's beaten, but with the way things are looking right now, Twist may be on the fast lane to becoming Eternal Women's Champion!

-Twist's music continues to play as Sunset and Cadance make their way up the ramp. Twist continues to glare at them with hungry, desirous eyes-

-There is static shown on the titantron, but it only lasts a few seconds. We then see the camera pointed at a gray wall. We can tell it's laid out on the floor, but not for long, as a pair of black boots walks up to it, and picks it up. It's revealed to be Diane Ditzbrose, with Rosely Reigns to her right, and Beth Drollins to her left. They all three look into the camera-

Ditzbrose: This is your Chick Combo Champions speaking here! I'm Diane Ditzbrose!

Drollins: Beth Drollins, reporting for duty. -she salutes the camera with a light chuckle-

Reigns: -she however, has a stern look on her face- And I'm Rosely Reigns. We are The Sword.

Drollins: That we are, that we aaaare! And these…-she slaps Ditzbrose on the shoulder- point the camera down there, would ya 'Ditz? -Ditzbrose does so, showing off The Chick Combo Championships, which are fit snug around the waists of she and Drollins- THESE are what we've been fighting for all this time. The Chick. Combo. Championships! HAH-HAAAAAAH!

Ditzbrose: -she then brings the camera back up to their faces- That's right, and these titles? These titles signify PROGRESS. Winning a war against something as copious as injustice? It takes a long time, man. A LONG time. But The Sword defeating Lightning Dust and Fluttershy, and claiming these titles as our own? It's a big first leap, in the strife against iniquity!

Reigns: -she gives a single nod towards the camera- It's a sign that we're doing something right. And it's a sign, that Fluttershy...Lightning Dust? You fools should just admit defeat, while you still can.

Drollins: -she nods with her upper lip curled in irritation- We are on a never ending quest to rid The EWF of injustice, but we can't progress with you two continuing to stand in our way. You ladies want back, what we TOOK from you?!

Reigns: What's done is done...you'll NEVER get it back!

Drollins: You gals had a nice little reign for yourselves, but now it's time for The Sword to DOMINATE the tag team division. And we're going to set a major example at Boiling Point, when we defeat you two for the...the...damn! How many times has it been at this point?

Ditzbrose: -she shrugs- I don't know. Been a lot of times, though. But maybe after this next bashing, you two will get the message to STAY...out of our way. The Sword is here to stay! We aren't going to be transitional Champions, that's for damn sure! We're going to be the most dominant tag team Champions that this company will ever know…

Reigns: And you can BELIEEEVE THAT.

Ditzbrose: And you can BELIEVE, that Fluttershy and Lightning Dust's time as The Champions is DONE. It's OUR time now. It's THE SWORD's time! Citizens of The EWF Universe...IT'S time. -she leans into the camera, aggressively scowling- You OPEN YOUR EYES…

Drollins: OR WE WILL OPEN THEM..FOR YOU! -she snarls angrily as Ditzbrose then sets the camera down. The three pairs of boots then walk away from the camera as the static returns before fading to black. We can hear the loud slamming of a door, followed by a commercial-

Ahuizotl: Welcome back to Monday Night Lunacy everyone, where we are just about set to kick off tonight's in-ring action. As you can see, in the ring we have the trio of Fleur De Lis, Photo Finish and Silver Spoon.

-Fleur is striking poses in the middle of the ring as Photo takes many snapshots of her numerous poses. It isn't long though before Silver Spoon gets a little jealous and pushes Fleur out of the way, striking her own poses, at which point Photo angrily folds up her camera and sets it outside the ring-

Garble: Ouch. Rejected! Leave that to the professionals, Spoony…

-Fleur tries to confront Silver Spoon about what just happened, but Silver responds by turning away from Fleur, whipping her braided ponytail into Fleur's face in the process as she walks over to her team's corner-

Ahuizotl: These three teamed up last month, and it didn't turn out very well. Silver Spoon actually WALKED out on Photo and Fleur. But for some reason, Luna has placed them on the same team for another go tonight.

Garble: I think The GM just likes to watch anyone that isn't apart of The System bicker and fight amongst themselves. She probably RELISHES in it...but who knows? Maybe these three can get past their differences and wind up gelling exceptionally!

Ahuizotl: They had better work together if they don't want to lose another match…

*We're a 3 Ma'am BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!* -nothing but cheers are heard in The Asylum-

Madden: The followiiing SIX WOMAAAN TAG TEAAAM MATCH, is scheduuuled fooor OOOOONE FAAAAALL! Making their way to the riiing, at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 385 POOOOOUNDS! AAAARIAAA BLAAAAZE, SOOOONAAAATA DUUUUSK, AAAAND ADAAAAAGIIIIIOOO DAAAAZZLLEEEE...3..M..B!

Garble: Well here comes a trio that is PERFECTLY capable of getting along! And that's because, not only are they a team, but they're a BAND. When you look at the history of music, many musical acts ended because of personal issues that stemmed from the bandmates...but 3MB? There isn't any of that. They're just here to have a good time, and make their own brand of music when they step in that ring.

Ahuizotl: And as they proclaimed in my sit-down interview with them last week, Aria, Sonata and Adagio are FAR MORE than just a team, or even a band...they're a FAMILY. A real family. One that has each other's backs, no matter the situation. A family that loves and cares for each other like all families should.

Garble: They're not related by blood, but they are bound together by their love for music, and their love for one another. And as they said, NOBODY, not even The Wythyst Family can tear them apart!

-All three members step onto the apron, Sonata on the right making the number "3" with her index, middle, and ring fingers. Adagio in the center making the letter "M" with the same fingers except pointing down. And Aria at the left making the letter "B" by holding up her index finger on one hand, and holding the index, middle, and ring finger on her other hand in the shape of a B without the line going down it, which the index finger on the other hand represents. Adagio then hops backwards over the top rope, while Aria and Sonata grab each other's hand and look at each other before leaping into the ring from the side-

Ahuizotl: Although Amay Wythyst, Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan will certainly try to do just that, when they face off with 3MB in a No Holds Barred match at Boiling Point.

Garble: I'm just gonna go out and say it...THAT match right there is the match I'm MOST looking forward to when it comes to Boiling Point! That is sure to be a CLASSIC encounter. A brutal, bloody, but beautiful affair.

Ahuizotl: That's...certainly a way to put it, I suppose. And the two of us will be at ringside to call all the action! As will we TONIGHT, as 3MB look to build momentum on the way towards Boiling Point.

-After some wicked air guitar, the members of 3MB file into their corner, deciding on Aria to start off the match. Likewise, Silver Spoon insists that she has this in the bag-

Silver Spoon: -smirking at her partners- You two just make sure that I stay in this match the entire time, and you'll actually have an extra number in the win column…-she chortles- for ONCE.

Garble: Man, what arrogance...but who is to say Silver Spoon WON'T be the key to victory for Fleur De Lis and Photo Finish? They could turn out to be an even bigger band than 3MB!

Ahuizotl: Yeah, uh huh...let's be real here, that isn't going to happen. I mean, there's a chance they COULD pull out a win, but even if that winds up being the case, Fleur and Photo will still resent Silver Spoon, regardless.

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Match 1: 3MB vs Fleur De Lis, Photo Finish & Silver Spoon

-8 minutes later-

-Adagio is standing on the apron in her corner, trying to catch her breath. She barely has time to, however as Fleur approaches her. Fleur gets up onto the middle rope, applying a front facelock with one of her arms as her other arm latches onto the back of Adagio's pants-

Garble: We've seen this before! Fleur calls this "In Bloom"!

-As Fleur has a hold of Adagio, Sonata reaches over just far enough to slap the leg of Adagio. Fleur then lifts Adagio up OVER the top rope, and begins to fall backwards off of the middle rope with Adagio in the air. Both Adagio and Fleur's back CRASH into the mat-

Ahuizotl: It takes a long of strength to pull something like that off! Strength you wouldn't expect to come from a petite young lady like Fleur De Lis, but looks can certainly be deceiving!

-Soon after, Aria, who has her back to the ring is flinging Sonata off of her shoulders. Sonata crashes into Fleur's ribs much to the crowd's delight!-

Garble: And an assisted Senton from Sonata Dusk, with the aid of Aria Blaze!

Ahuizotl: You may have missed it, but Sonata tagged herself in just before In Bloom was delivered! I certainly noticed it, as did the referee!

Garble: But unfortunately for Fleur De Lis, she DIDN'T.

-Aria continues to stay perched on the top rope, her back to the ring as Sonata walks up and lightly smacks her back-

Ahuizotl: And now Aria is the legal participant!

-Sonata climbs up to the top rope and stands behind Aria before applying an inverted facelock with one arm. She then uses the other arm to aid her in elevating the opponent so that Aria is lifted up into the air. Sonata then drops off the top rope, flipping Aria over to where her front crashes into the ribs of Fleur! (It's sort of like Aria is doing a moonsault. It's called a Reverse/Inverted Superplex in the wrestling world. Here's a gif of it: gyazoDOTcom/25436b9f45ac6b9e68246f911b234beb you just have to picture Aria landing on Fleur instead of the mat) The crowd goes crazy and OHHHHs in astonishment-

Garble: And Sonata hits an Inverted Suplex on her partner to top it all off!

-Aria has the wherewithal to hooks Fleur's leg as Sonata and Adagio stand guard to make sure the pin doesn't get broken up-

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as the crowd is going nuts-

Ahuizotl: A victory for 3MB! They're making wonderful music together on their way to Boiling Point!

Madden: Here are YOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEERRRRS...3….M….B!

Garble: And TREMENDOUS teamwork there at the end! Sonata made the tag just before Adagio got driven into the mat, and from there, she climbed up onto Aria's shoulders and was launched off the top rope, smashing into Fleur De Lis with a wicked Senton! THAT we've seen quite a few times from 3MB. But then they added an extra element to that sequence, something we've NEVER seen before. Sonata jumped to her feet, went back up to the top, and brought both herself AND Aria off the top rope with an Inverted Suplex. Aria splashed into Fleur De Lis, and earned the win for her team.

Ahuizotl: 3MB have returned to Lunacy with more tricks up their sleeves than previously. They are now working better than they did during their first initial month!

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Garble: This crowd is completely behind them, and though Silver Spoon seemed to work better with Fleur and Photo Finish, those three weren't as united as Aria, Sonata and Adagio were tonight!

-3MB stand in the middle of the ring, taking a bow as they clasp the lady next to them's hands-

Ahuizotl: They are SO in-sync! I'm telling you, this isn't the same 3MB that The Wythyst Family battled a few months ago. At Boiling Point, those girls are going to have an even more DIFFICULT time besting 3MB. If they can do that, it will be challenge, for sure.

Garble: Maybe so, but they are facing THE Wythyst Family. No group of women have been able to best them yet. 3MB may have upped their game, but The Wythysts are ALWAYS on top of their game!

-3MB exit the ring and make their way up the ramp, all three members grinning and hollering in a celebratory manner as we head to another commercial-

-We return from commercial to the eerie intro of The Wythyst Family-

*DEH!*

-Amay lights her lantern, handing it off to Lucy Harper to hold as she leans forward in her rocking chair, looking down at her feet-

Amay: "You are no hero…" I said to the man…just a FACADE! Yet another SHINING example...of a DECAYED...generation...you don't even know it, but your laws have FAILED you! -she then begins to laugh as she rocks in her chair- And 3MB...in a few short Sabbaths...I promise you...the first three will FALL. And when the dust settles...the only harmony you will be wailing...and the only carol my SYMPHONY of fireflies will be playing is…"she's got the WHOOOOOOLE wooorld, in her hands...she's got the whooole wiiide wooorld, in her haaands, she's got the WHOOOOOLE woooorld, in her hands..she's got the whole world in her haaaaaands…" -Amay then begins to cackle uncontrollably- Follow...the buzzards. -she continues to laugh until another "DEH" is heard, thus ending her monologue-

Crowd: -we return back to the arena with the fans cheering loudly, before they break out into a song…- SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WOOORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HAAANDS… SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WOOORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HAAANDS… SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WOOORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HAAANDS…

Garble: -he visibly shivers- Every time that woman shows up on my screen, I just get a case of the heebie jeebies!

Ahuizotl: Amay Wythyst certainly is a character, but look, boy! We're about ready for our second bout, and look who in the ring preparing!

Garble: -he squeals- ONE OF MY FAVORITE TAG TEAMS! Lyra and Bon Bon! The sight of those two ladies makes all my fears and worries just WASH away…-he sighs happily- And all you poor schmucks at home didn't get to see their fantastic entrance, because it occurred over the break. Only I got to see it! HAHAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: ...You and everybody else in the arena…

Garble: NO! FUCK YOU! NOBODY ELSE BUT ME EXISTS WHEN THESE TWO COME OUT!

Ahuizotl: Whatever you say...

-Lyra is currently bent over in the ring as Bon Bon aids her in helping bend her arm down far enough to touch her toes. They then work together for Lyra to touch her other arm to her other toes. Bon Bon is biting her lip lustfully as she has her crotch pressed up against Lyra's buttocks, the crowd whistling and cheering wildly- (this is an example of the stretching they are performing, just as The Bella Twins did at a House Show in 2011: gyazoDOTcom/bae09310694951b2cb9ae70b5e92211f )

Garble: Oh my Go-OH MY...OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOD! THAT IS….THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEEEEEEEEEEEM!

Ahuizotl: Bon Bon is well aware of EXACTLY what position both she and Lyra are in...how sly of her.

Garble: HOW NAUGHTY OF HER! BAD BON BON! BAD! OH CHRIST! OH CHRIST THEY'RE SWITCHING PLACES! THEY'RE SWITCHING PLAAAAACEEEEEEES!

-Bon Bon now has her butt pressed against Lyra's crotch, as Lyra can hardly contain herself. She is jumping up and down with a wide grin on her face before she soon calms down and begins to aid Bon Bon in stretching with the windmill exercise- (again, another example, just because it's so glorious: gyazoDOTcom/97238abcb64208f6fcdbaa74e27252cf )

Ahuizotl: You know, Lyra and Bon Bon could make a KILLING if they release exercise tapes strictly for couples.

Garble: SHUT UP! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! QUIT TALKING AND LET ME ENJOY THIS MAJESTY! (Majesty as in greatness, not The Queen or anything like that.)

Crowd: STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* STRETCH THOSE GLUTES OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: Fuck the match! Can we just watch Lyra and Bon Bon workout for the duration of the show?!

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -much to the annoyance of the crowd, this ceases Lyra and Bon Bon's stretching. You can even hear some slight boos from the crowd as a result of this-

Garble: FUCK! FUUUUUUCK! KEEP GOING! KEEP STRETCHING, YOU WHORES! -he then begins talking over Madden as he announces Lyra and Bon Bon's opponents. This is what he is saying as Madden is announcing- NO! NO! SHUT UP, MADDEN! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT YOUR JOB! NOT LIKE I AM! I'M AWESOME AT MY JOB! AND ALL I ASK IN RETURN FOR BEING THE BEST COMMENTATOR IN THE WORLD, IS TO LET TWO SEXY WOMEN STRETCH IN THE RING FOR A COUPLE HOURS! BUT NO! I CAN'T FUCKING HAVE THAT! THAT PISSES ME OFF! FUCK LIGHTNING DUST! FUCK FLUTTERSHY! THEY'RE THE WORST TAG TEAM! THEY WERE NEVER GOOD! I NEVER LIKED EITHER OF THEM! THEY SUCK!

Madden: The followiiing TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduuuled foooor OOOONE FAAAAALL! Making their way to the riiing, at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 244 POOOOUNDS..FLLLLUUUUUTTERRRRSHHHYYYYY! AAAAAAND LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUUUUST!

-The fans that were booing are already over that phase and are back to appreciating this team as Fluttershy leads the crowd into a unanimous "YAY" chant-

Ahuizotl: GIVE IT A REST, BOY! It's over! Let it go! We have matches to get through! And Madden is one of the best announcers there is!

Garble: I KNOW, I KNOW! I'm just…-sigh- I'm just really frustrated…

Ahuizotl: Hey, maybe they'll take my advice and start up their own fitness program. Then you can watch them stretch all you'd like.

Garble: -he grins at that concept- That would be a dream come true! Move over, Richard Simmons, you fucking cuck!

-Fluttershy climbs up onto the top rope and continues to thrust her index fingers into the air, while Lightning Dust brings herself up onto the apron before leaping over the top rope-

Ahuizotl: And after some very threatening words from The Chick Combo Champions, The Sword, the former Champions are looking to prove that they still have what it takes to be The Chick Combo Champions.

Garble: When it comes to pro wrestling, everyone knows WINNING the titles is the easy part. But DEFENDING them is where the struggle REALLY comes into play. Fluttershy and Lightning Dust were Champions for a little while, but now, for the first time, they're taking part in what is often referred to as "the chase." The Championship Chase, if you will. They basically have to start all over again, and show that they can reclaim what was once rightfully theirs. I think we may be looking at an even more focused Lightning Dust and Fluttershy. And that's SAYING something, because they were incredibly focused beforehand.

-Lightning Dust suddenly grabs a microphone, standing in the middle of the ring and looking at the camera with a irritated expression as Fluttershy stands next to her-

Lightning: Earlier tonight, The Sword spoke to all of you, with the majority of their words being directed at 'Shy and I. Which makes a lot of sense, given the fact that we're facing them at Boiling Point. Well I say SCREW the talking! -the crowd cheers loudly- The Sword and the two of us have been going at it for the better part of FIVE. MONTHS. And in that amount of time, we've all said A LOT of things to each other. Well this time, it's a VERY simple story. They have the titles, and we want them BACK. So Sword, let's not waste anymore time echoing the same sentiments we've all made before. 'Shy and I have nothing more to say. If you want our response, just pay REAL close attention to our tag match, because it'll be more clear than ANYTHING we could possibly tell you. -with that, Lightning tosses the microphone out of the ring and walks over to her corner, the crowd firmly behind her words-

Garble: YOU SHUT UP TOO, LIGHTNING! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!

Ahuizotl: I thought you were done being a big crybaby!

Garble: -he sits back down- Sorry. Just had to get that last little ounce of saltiness out of my system. I'm good now.

Match 2: Lyra and Bon Bon vs Fluttershy and Lightning Dust

-6 minutes later-

-Bon Bon and Lightning Dust are the legal combatants. Bon Bon goes behind Lightning and hooks both of her arms. She then places her head next to Lightning's back and turns 180 degrees while twisting Lightning's arms over both of their heads. Bon Bon is now in front of Lightning and still hooking her arms-

Garble: Bon Bon's about to attempt The Candy Wrapper (Unprettier/Killswitch) on the former Eternal Women's Champion!

-Before she can do so, Lightning unhooks her arms and shoves Bon Bon a few feet away. Lightning then jumps up to where her legs are on Bon Bon's shoulders. Lightning then falls back, bringing Bon Bon's head down into the mat with authority, the crowd responding with unanimous OHHHHs as Bon Bon falls over onto her back-

Ahuizotl: LIGHTNING ESCAPES, AND SPIKES BON BON'S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH FULMINOLOGY!

Garble: Bon Bon's brains may be scrambled! That was a WICKED impact with the canvas!

-Lightning then crawls over and tags in Fluttershy, who jumps over the top rope and lands next to the turnbuckles in her team's corner. She immediately begins thrusting her index fingers into the air, leading the crowd in a "YAY" chant each time she performs the action-

Ahuizotl: It is THUNDEROUS in The Asylum! Fluttershy, awaiting her VERY unlucky opponent!

Garble: Unlucky is right. Bon Bon should just take a nap!

-But Bon Bon is thinking straight after landing on her head, so she does indeed make it to her feet. When she turns around, Fluttershy is already running at her, bringing herself into the air and smashing the point of her knee into Bon Bon's forehead, once again dropping her down to the mat-

Ahuizotl: BON BON CATCHES THE KNEE! OBEDIENCE TRAINING!

-With that, Fluttershy makes a cover on Bon Bon, pressing her back against Bon Bon's stomach-

*1….2…...3!*

-The crowd immediately begins cheering as Fluttershy grins as she removes her back from Bon Bon's stomach-

Ahuizotl: And that loss is going to leave a real bitter taste in the mouth of the candymaker and her companion!

Madden: Here are YOOOOUUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEEERRRRS...FLUUUUUUTTERRRRRSHYYYYY! AAAAAAAND LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUUUUUUUUUSSSST!

Garble: You said it, man. Lyra and Bon Bon's streak of bad luck continues here tonight. They haven't won a single match in...God, I couldn't even TELL YOU how long...this match sure won't help them in the long run, either.

Ahuizotl: It sure won't, but it WILL help in building up the confidence of Fluttershy and Lightning Dust. They put their opponents away in relatively quick fashion. And though it won't be nearly that easy to defeat The Sword at Boiling Point, we've seen these two come close in the past to delivering them their first loss. Boiling Point could be the event where they not only hand The Sword their first taste of defeat, but where they regain their Chick Combo Championships as well.

-Fluttershy and Lightning Dust each allow the referee to raise one of their hands, as both ladies are all smiles as the crowd showers them with appreciation-

Garble: The Sword might want to choose their words more carefully, because they could wound up having those words CRAMMED down their throats by Fluttershy and Lightning Dust at Boiling Point! All they have to do is make ONE small mistake, and the former titleholders WILL take advantage, you can bet on that.

Ahuizotl: It's not likely that will happen, but Fluttershy and Lightning Dust aren't known for making many mistakes, either. I think this showdown at Boiling Point is going to come down to simply which team wants it more; which team hits harder. I don't think many, if any, mistakes will be made. We can expect the most competitive battle these two teams have ever initiated between one another. Only one team can walk out with The Chick Combo Championships in hand. It's anybody's ball game, and we'll see which duo can hit the first dinger! (Home Run)

-Fluttershy leads the crowd in another "YAY" parade as she and Lightning walk backwards up the stage. Both girls look as confident as ever heading into Boiling Point-

-We are then brought to an up-close view of The Combo of Carnage Championships. The camera begins to zoom out as the hands of its owners begin to rub down the center of the gold. The hands, of course, belong to Snips and Snails, who are shown to be looking down at their Championships with intensity in their eyes-

Snips: You know, Rack Attack? -he chuckles just once- We used to be seen in the exact same light as you...people looked at us as nothing more than goofballs. We were a sideshow act...but the difference now, is that you two can't seem to get away from that image. You're destined to be a laughing stock forever…

Snails: Ace...all you do is scream. And Zack...all you do is pump your fists. Those are hardly skills worthy of holding titles. Me and Snips? We use our fists to bash in the faces of those who laugh at us...and we don't need to shout in order to get people's attention. We've done a pretty good job of gaining attention, in the only way that matters...by WINNING, and by becoming the greatest male tag team in The EWF.

Snips: And since now we surely have YOUR attention, Rack Attack, you should know that it would not be wise to look past us at Boiling Point. We know for a fact that you, and everyone else took us lightly, and what happened? ….We took THESE from you…-Snips picks up his title, and holds it up to his cheek in elation, while Snails begins wheezing as a result of his extreme cackling-

Snails: We...we….we took EVERYTHING from you! Including...THIS…-he gestures to his arm, which holds Ace's wristband on his wrist. Snips begins chuckling wildly as he feels at the headband of Ace, which is tightened to his head- it may not seem like much, but Ace's headband...his wristband...they are reminders of the night where everyone's opinion on us changed FOREVER. We wear this garb, because it is symbolic of the night where we took away a PIECE of you, Ace.

Snips: And the next time when we are in the ring with you two, we'll take something dear away from YOU, Zack. After Boiling Point, not only will the two of you be left without your titles, or parts of who you are, but you'll be reduced to NOTHING. We ripped away The Combo of Carnage titles from you, and we'll continue to RIP away at your stability until you are left as nothing more than a pair of jokes, just as we once were. Everybody will laugh at your failures, and they won't care when you ultimately fade away. At Boiling Point, the two of you will realize that the scum, rises to THE TOP around here. -with that, both Snips and Snails rise to their feet, picking their titles up from their lockers and walking off in a fit of cackling from Snips, and howling from Snails-

Ahuizotl: -as the camera stays focused on SCUM's locker room- The Combo of Carnage Champions are in action, NEXT.

-With that, we head to commercial-

-We return to commercial with the camera focused on Hughbert Jelbush, who is in the fetal position on a metal chest in the hallway. Vultarian and Overdrive soon approach him, looking down at him in curiosity-

Vultarian: -whispering- There he is. He's at it again.

Overdrive: -whispering- Do you actually think he's asleep?

Vultarian: -whispering- I don't know. -he leans down next to Hughbert's ear- Heeeeeey. Hughbeeeeeert. You awake, dude?

Hughbert: I don't care enough to respond to you…

Vultarian: Ha! But you just did!

Hughbert: ….Crap. -he sits on the chest now, rubbing his eyes- I was about to doze off, but thanks to you guys, I guess that isn't going to be possible.

Overdrive: You should be THANKING us for keeping an eye on you! -he grins- Now isn't the time for snoozing, anyway, because we have a match in literally MOMENTS.

Hughbert: -he yawns loudly- That's nice...I'd wish you good luck, but I don't care enough to.

Overdrive: ...Eh, that's good enough for us. We're not the ones that need the luck, though. YOU DO, my man!

Hughbert: -he looks at Overdrive with drooped eyelids- Huh…? What do you mean?

Vultarian: We know you're in a bad funk right now, and you don't care about wrestling at the moment, but we're hoping that's all going to change TONIGHT. We went to Luna's office, and Overdrive and I requested that the three of us team up for a tag team match!

Hughbert: -you can now see his eyes now more than any point since he's returned from his absence- ….You did NOT.

Overdrive: Oh, we SURE did! Luna also gave us a fourth partner. We don't know who that is, yet, but we're about to find out, because we're up NEXT, man!

Vultarian: Yeah, so let's go! Up and at 'em, Hugh!

Hughbert: NO. Absolutely NOT. I told you guys before, that life is over for me. I threw away my gear, and I've left that ring behind me, and I'm NOT looking back. That ring is the reason my life's taken such a terrible turn. I have nothing but scorn for it, so COUNT. ME. OUT. -without another word, Hughbert lays back down on the crate, getting comfortable as best he can. Overdrive and Vultarian simply share a look, before sighing-

Overdrive: Yeeeeeaaaaaah...sorry, but you don't really have a choice. The match has already been signed, and whether you like it or not, you are STILL a contracted EWF employee, so you have an obligation to compete in that ring. -Without even allowing Hugh to respond, Overdrive lifts Hugh off the crate and carries him on his right shoulder like a sack of flour. Only difference is, this is one DEFIANT sack of flour, because Hughbert tries desperately to wiggle his way out, but Overdrive is just too powerful- I'm not budging, Hugh! This will be good for you!

Vultarian: Overdrive's right. We know this may not seem like a very friendly gesture, but TRUST US, Hugh, we're doing this to help you. We're thinking that getting you in that ring, and letting you feel the roar of the crowd, and the rush of competition, that it will lift ALL of that weight you have off of your shoulders, and you'll grow to love the wrestling business all over again!

Hughbert: That won't happen you guys! Put me down! I wanna sleep! I wanna cuddle up onto any surface I can and drift off into dreamland! MY DREAMS DON'T TREAT ME LIKE GARBAGE, LIKE MY LIFE DOES! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Overdrive: Quit whining, Hugh! We have to go, NOW! You'll thank us later, don't worry!

-Overdrive walks out of the shot, followed by Vultarian. All the while, Hughbert is screaming as we head back to the arena-

Ahuizotl: Well, uh...it looks like our next contest is about to get underway. The Cybernetic Scavengers really caught Hughbert off guard with this announcement.

Garble: They sure did, and how DARE they do such a thing! They didn't even consult Hughbert first! Plus, they interrupted his naptime!

Ahuizotl: They're trying to get his career on track. This is for the best-and, oh, here they come!

-Overdrive appears on the stage, carrying a fussy Hughbert, who is flinging his arms and kicking his legs around. Vultarian has a concerned look on his face as he follows closely behind Overdrive, as the fans cheer the trio-

Garble: Just based on that reaction, Overdrive and Vultarian have already done quite a bit for Hughbert's career. When he was a member of The Oddities, the fans couldn't give two shits about him!

Ahuizotl: They are clearly behind the guy. They've even been chanting his name these past few weeks. But despite that, Hughbert still hasn't gotten that spark back yet. Hopefully, this match will be just what the doctor ordered!

-Overdrive lays Hughbert down on the apron before pushing him into the ring. He and Vultarian then climb up on the apron themselves and enter through the middle rope. Hughbert is sitting on the canvas, looking at his two partners with a pained look in his eyes, and a frown for a face-

Garble: I'm genuinely surprised Hughbert didn't tire himself out with all the whining and fussing he did…

Ahuizotl: You can tell he is tired, but he won't have a place to sleep out here at ringside, so he's going to have to suck it up, and at least ATTEMPT to make some progress with his career, and more importantly, his life.

Garble: This is going to be Hughbert's first match since Final Reckoning, all the way back in March. It's been a little over 4 months since he's competed in an EWF ring.

Ahuizotl: And of course, that was the night his former buddies in The Oddities, Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick, who were then known as Clip Clop and Dance Fever, turned on him. And after the match, Bill Nyeker mercilessly dislocated the shoulder of Hughbert. He was cleared after just a few short weeks, but as a result of the injury, both his career and his personal life spiraled out of control. You can trace all of Hughbert's depression and self-hatred back to that very same night.

*"Sky's The Limit" by CFO$ introduces us to these three's partner, whom the crowd responds to with a small amount of cheers, but mostly boos*

Garble: Daaaaamn! This is a very interesting team!

Madden: The followiiing eight person intergender tag team match, is scheduled fooor OOOONE FAAAAAALL! Making her way to the ring...frooooom LOOOONEEEEYYYVIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOOUNDS..TUUUUUUUURRRRF!

Ahuizotl: The number one contender to Diamond Tiara's Crater Chick Championship! And you said it, partner, THIS might be one of the oddest teams the EWF has ever assembled!

Garble: No fucking shit. We've got a short-tempered firecracker of a Valley Girl, a LITERAL CYBORG, a man who thinks he's a bird, and a down on his luck, jelly obsessed...just...WEIRDO!

Ahuizotl: But who is to say they won't be effective? They are all capable athletes in their own right. Well, with the exception of Hughbert. He certainly has ring rust, so that remains to be seen.

-Turf looks pretty displeased with her team, but she shrugs as she hops up onto the apron, flashing her "LEGIT" and "BOSS" knuckle-jewelry before entering the ring, walking to the middle of the ring and striking this signature pose: gyazoDOTcom/c937e9628e2bc100c29cfefbed59c376)

Garble: One of the most arrogant, egocentric competitors in all of The EWF. And that hasn't been working against her recently, like it has in the case of her bestie, Silver Spoon.

Ahuizotl: That may be so, but I believe that Turf would DEFINITELY walk out on her partners if she felt like she was wasting her time.

-Turf removes her jewelry and shutter shades and places them in her team's corner, looking to get as far away from her teammates as fast as possible-

Garble: She's giving them nasty looks, stink eyes, the whole nine yards. And I don't think Vultarian or Overdrive are too thrilled to be lumped together with her, either.

*Only perfection around…* -the crowd reacts FAR more negatively than they did for Turf-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Representiiing THE SYSSSTEEEEEM! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 775 POOOOUNDS..SHIIIIINIIIIING ARRRRMOOORRRR..CAAADAAAAANCEEEE..aaaand THE COMBOOOO OF CAAAARRRRNAAAAAGE CHAAAAMPIIIIIOOONS..SNIIIIPS AND SNAAAAILS, SSSSCUUUUUM!

Ahuizotl: From one of the most oddball teams, to perhaps to the most DESPISED team we've ever encountered. Cadance. Shining Armor. Snips and Snails. All four members of The System, looking to bring anguish to yet MORE people's lives, en route to pleasing their leaders, Luna and Star Swirlinaitis.

Garble: A victory would certainly do that, but you're right, man. These four are likely going to toy with their opponents, and the sick part about it is? They're all going to ENJOY it…-he shivers-

-Snips and Snails each stand on one side of Cadance, working together to lift her up and place her up onto the apron. Cadance spreads her legs wide enough for Shining Armor to run through them, sliding into the ring through the bottom rope and grinning as he awaits for Cadance to enter the ring. When she does, he positions himself on his knees and begins kissing her stomach, soon rising to his feet and kissing her all over the face (and vice versa.) Snips looks violently at his opponents, while Snails watches them with a crazed look in his eyes, and a manic grin on his face-

Ahuizotl: I think I'm going to be ill…

-Snips and Snails take off their belts and hand them to the referees, exiting the ring. Cadance and Shining literally have to be separated from their makeout fest by the referee, as Cadance exits the ring with a roll of her eyes-

Ahuizotl: Thank you, referee...that was getting ridiculous. Getting down to the match, it looks like Overdrive and Shining Armor are going to kick things off for their respective teams.

Match 3: Hughbert Jelbush, Overdrive, Vultarian & Turf vs Snips, Snails, Shining Armor & Cadance

-3 minutes later-

-Snips and Snails are both in the ring, attempting a double suplex on Overdrive-

Garble: I don't think the Champs can get the big man up!

-Overdrive soon responds by lifting up both Snips AND Snails with one arm each, and holding them up into the air much to the delight of the fans-

Ahuizotl: He's not a man, partner! He's literally a MACHINE, and this right here PROVES it! He's got BOTH of The Combo of Carnage Champions DANGLING above his head!

-Overdrive walks around the ring whilst holding Snips and Snails, as the crowd's cheers rise-

Garble: -laughing in amazement- Look at this! This is UNBELIEVABLE strength!

-Hughbert's eyelids then close as he slowly falls into a deep sleep, and sinks down to the floor soon after-

Garble: Welp, Hughbert's out of it. The guy must've fallen asleep.

Overdrive: -glaring at Turf worriedly- CHECK ON HIM!

-Turf responds by flipping off Overdrive before she hops off the apron to a large majority of boos from the crowd-

Turf: FUCK THAT! I AIN'T GONNA BABYSIT THAT MANCHILD! YOU AND BIRD-BRAIN CHOSE TO WATCH OVER HIM, SO YOU DEAL WITH HIM! HE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! -at that, Turf begins walking away from the ring, Overdrive and Vultarian turning to watch her leave in fury-

Ahuizotl: You've gotta be-...SOME tag team partner Turf is!

Garble: Well, to be fair, she's right. She never asked to be lumped in with this Hughbert Jelbush situation.

Ahuizotl: Fair enough, but does she really feel the need to WALK out on her partners?! COME ON, now!

-Turf turns to the ring as she walks backwards up the stage, waving to her partner-

Turf: GOOD LUCK, YOU RUSTED RETARD! -she smirks as she then turns around and walks up the stage-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF! FUCK YOU, TURF!

-Vultarian obliges to hop off the apron and check on Hughbert. He kneels down next to him and lightly slaps his face-

Vultarian: Hughbert? Hughbert? Wake up, man! We've got a match to win! This is your chance to get your groove back!

Garble: It's no use. He's out, probably for good.

-Meanwhile, in the ring, Overdrive finally brings both Snips and Snails down to the mat with a suplex to each-

Ahuizotl: INCREDIBLE! Overdrive was built for combat, and he's proving tonight that there are no errors in his database!

-Vultarian attempts to lift Hughbert back up onto his feet, but his struggle is all for not; Hughbert isn't budging-

Garble: I guess Hughbert's packed on quite a few extra pounds since falling out of the public eye. It sure looks that way, at least. This guy is a freaking MESS.

Ahuizotl: That is why Vultarian and Overdrive got him this match! They're trying desperately to help Hughbert out! To get him back on his feet, both literally AND figuratively!

Garble: Well, this is now looking to be a 4-on-2 handicap match. Turf abandoned her team, and Hughbert couldn't stay awake.

-4 minutes later-

-Despite being at a disadvantage, The Cybernetic Scavengers have more than held their own throughout the next four minutes. Snails is able to make a tag to Shining Armor, who rushes into the ring and gets hip-tossed by Overdrive. Instead of letting Shining hit the mat like any regular hip toss, though, Overdrive drops to one knee and sticks his other knee out, letting Shining Armor's back crash into the other knee before he then falls to the mat- (example: idotgyazodotcom/c0c03d1ce8a6d328df15f7599c3fd981dotgif )-

Ahuizotl: OH! And a Hip Toss Backbreaker to an eager Shining Armor!

Garble: Hughbert is still snoozing on the floor, but The Cybernetic Scavengers might not need him OR Turf if they can keep this performance up!

-Overdrive waits until Shining gets to his feet before he lifts him up into the air in a Gorilla Press position. Overdrive then lets Shining fall behind him, his ribs crashing into the mat. Shining winds up on his back as a result of the velocity put forth by the Gorilla Press Drop, after which Overdrive finishes it off with a Standing Moonsault-

Ahuizotl: Gorilla Press Drop, followed by a SENSATIONAL Standing Moonsault!

*1…..2….-Shining is able to get a shoulder up, foiling Overdrive's impressive display-

Garble: Overdrive is running on ALL cylinders! And it seems like this machine doesn't have an off switch!

Crowd: OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE! OVER-DRIVE!

Ahuizotl: And with this crowd behind him, he may be UNSTOPPABLE!

-6 minutes later-

-Shining is on the mat, and Overdrive is on the top rope above him-

Garble: Overdrive's about to fly!

-On the other side of the ring, Cadance has snuck over and begins to put the boots to a still unconscious Hughbert Jelbush, which the crowd responds to with pure hatred-

Ahuizotl: HEY! GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU WITCH!

-This brings Overdrive down from the top rope, as he begins walking over to the other half of the ring to confront Cadance. As he does so, though, Shining Armor turns him around before hitting The Ice Dagger (Side Effect) on him!-

Ahuizotl: In the ring! Shining Armor's taken advantage of Cadance's distraction!

-Vultarian hops off the apron and backs Cadance away with a look of malice on his face. As he checking on Hughbert again, Snips comes up from behind and shoves Vultarian into the nearby barricade-

Garble: JESUS! Vultarian collides with the barricade with a SICKENING thud-and Overdrive kicks out of The Ice Dagger inside the ring!

Ahuizotl: The System nearly pulled out the win, but ultimately, their diversion backfired!

Crowd: WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP* WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP* WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP* WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP* WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP* WAKE UP, HUGH-BERT, WAKE UP! *CLAPCLAP*

Garble: The Scavengers need Hughbert right now! If only he knew that! Or, if only he cared enough to get his lazy ass up and help them!

-2 minutes later-

-Overdrive lifts Snails up onto the top rope (in his team's corner) to where his back is facing the ring. He then makes the tag to Vultarian, who begins to scale up to the top rope-

Garble: And now The Bird of Prey, about to feast on the carcass of Snails!

-Vultarian vaults himself over the body of Snails, making sure to bring him down off the top rope to where his back crashes hard into the mat!-

Ahuizotl: Sunset Flip Powerbomb! Vultarian calls it "Critically Endangered," and now the tag back to Overdrive!

-Overdrive now makes his way up to the top rope once again-

Garble: Let's try this again, hopefully with no distractions this time!

-What happens next isn't quite a distraction, but it's certainly an interruption. Just before Overdrive leaps off the top rope, he is shoved off, where he overshoots Snails' body, frontflipping in mid-air and landing back-first on the mat-

Ahuizotl: WHAT THE?! An unintentional senton to the mat! And the culprit is HUGHBERT! Hughbert Jelbush is back up on the apron, and he shoved Overdrive off the top rope!

Garble: But look! LOOK LOOK LOOK! Hughbert's eyes! They're...they're CLOSED! I think he's still asleep!

-As Vultarian looks over the top turnbuckle at Hughbert in both shock and confusion, Shining Armor blasts him off the apron, as does Snips with Hughbert-

Ahuizotl: Hughbert was acting in his sleep, and he wound up thwarting Overdrive's intentions to end this match!

-Snips then brings Snails to his feet and directs for him to head to the top rope. Snails begins to do so as Snips allows Overdrive to rise-

Garble: Shit! And now SCUM is setting up Overdrive for their own finisher!

-Snips lifts Overdrive up as Snails leaps off the top rope, bringing his leg down across his metallic chest and helping drive him down into the mat-

Ahuizotl: No no noooo! This match shouldn't end like this!

-Snails makes the frantic cover as Cadance enters the ring, a confident smirk on her face-

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd boos with such intense volume as the bell rings-

Garble: Dammit, man! The System pick up the win!

Madden: Here are YOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIINNEEEEERRRRRS..CAAAAAADAAAAANCE! SHIIIIIIINIIIIIING ARRRRRMOOOOORRRR! SNIIIIIIIIPS! AAAAAND SNAAAAAAAIIIIILS!

Garble: I tell ya...it's obvious Vultarian and Overdrive care about Hughbert a lot...but in the end, their guardianship over him could really wind up costing them BIG-TIME. I think they were WELL on their way to winning this match, when all of a sudden, Overdrive was sent SOARING off the top rope, courtesy of Hughbert acting in his slee-

-The cheers quickly return to The Asylum, as, while the four members of The System are raising each other's hands, Trixie grabs the lead pipe that Cadance had left in her team's corner (just in case) and slides into the ring. Trixie then wastes no time whacking it into the back of Snails, which causes him to drop to his knees, before she drives it into Shining Armor's stomach as he turns to meet her-

Ahuizotl: NEVERMIND THAT! TRIXIE'S IN THE RING! AND SHE'S GOT A HOLD OF THE SYSTEM'S TRUSTY LEAD PIPE!

-Trixie then turns her attention to Cadance and swings the pipe forward, towards her face. It never winds up coming into contact, however, as Trixie is brought up onto the shoulders of Snips (as he is behind Trixie) just before it's too late-

Garble: -as the boos now return all at once- Aww and Snips! Playing the bodyguard role for Cadance! Snails and Shining Armor fell victim, but Snips wouldn't allow another member of The System to fall to that lead pipe!

Ahuizotl: But what's worse, I think we all know what Snips is planning to do with Trixie, and let me just say, if it is what I think it is, Trixie is going to regret coming out here!

Cadance: -she begins screaming in anger- DO IT! KILL THE BITCH!

-Snips then falls sideways, allowing Trixie's head to smash into the mat, to a response of nothing but OHHHHHHHHHs, followed by MONSTROUS heat from the crowd-

Garble: CUT IT OUT! A very appropriate name in situations like these, because there was NO need to hit that move on Trixie!

Ahuizotl: It was only inevitable. What did Trixie think was going to happen if she got into that ring?!

Garble: You're right, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Her neck may be broken!

-Cadance looks down at Trixie with a sadistic grin on her face, while a random guy in the audience yells "YOU KILLED HEEEEERRRRR!" Cadance then waits for Shining and Snails to get to their feet before she begins to give orders-

Cadance: HOLD HER UP! HOLD THAT BITCH UP!

Ahuizotl: And NOW WHAT?! YOU DONE ENOUGH ALREADY! NONE OF THIS IS NECESSARY!

Crowd: TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE!

Garble: It's a nice thought, but cheering for her won't do anything. The girl's head was just SPIKED straight into the mat! She's not going to be doing any fighting for the time being…

-Cadance grabs a mic, as Snips and Snails are holding up Trixie by holding onto one of her arms with both of their arms each. Trixie's knees are down on the mat as her head is drooped. Cadance grabs a handful of her hair and brings her head up to where she can glare into her glazed-over eyes-

Cadance: You think you're SOOOO clever, huh? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISHING TRIXIE?! Trying to sneak up on me AGAIN, just like you did at High Stakes? Do you see now what happens when you screw with The System? But don't you sigh in relief, because the worst isn't over yet, oh no! This is NOTHING compared to what I'm going to do to you at Boiling Point! Buuuuut...in the meantime…-she grins at the audience, who boo her loudly- I know you were aware that you would be in action later tonight, which, of course, is still true...but I got a little piece of news before MY match. You see...I was informed by general manager Luna, that for the next two weeks, I get to CHOOSE your opponent, Trixie! -she giggles in delight- Isn't that great!? -the crowd immediately responds with a chorus of boos-

Garble: Oh come on…

Cadance: Well, in THIS case, I should say oppoNENTS. Yup! That's right! More than one! But since you're so "great and powerful," it should be NOTHING you can't handle, right? -she giggles again- So that's why, I've decided, that you're going to be competing in a 3-on-1 handicap match…-boos follow- and your opponents…-she gets very close to Trixie's face, glaring at her intensely as she speaks again- are THE WYTHYST FAMILY! -the crowd breaks out into a unanimous cry of phrases such as "WHAT?!" "You bitch!" And "Holy fuck!" But those phrases soon end, and the crowd then resorts to simply booing so much their voices start to crack soon enough. Of course, Cadance is eating this up, as she responds with a large grin at the audience-

Ahuizotl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's...that's INSANE! That's completely unjustified, dammit!

Garble: NOBODY deserves this kind of treatment...not even Cadance HERSELF should have to face The entire Wythyst Family all of once!

Cadance: Oh! And just ONE more thing...that match of yours? It starts RIGHT. NOW. -the crowd brings back their endless amounts of booing as Cadance picks her lead pipe up off the mat and whacks it into the forehead of Trixie. Snips and Snails then release her and allow Trixie to fall to the mat-

Ahuizotl: THAT'S SIMPLY LUDICROUS! AND THEN EXTRA BLUNT FORCE BROUGHT TO TRIXIE'S HEAD!

Garble: She's...she's unfit to compete right now! And even if she WAS one hundred percent, this just ISN'T right! NOBODY can withstand the kind of odds Trixie has been met with tonight!

-The sound of The Wythyst Family's intro plays, ending in a "DEH!" But, for the first time ever, the crowd is BOOING as it plays, rather than cheering-

-The lantern is lit, and held up to reveal Amay Wythyst holding it, with Ericka Rowan tilting her head in her sheep mask, and Lucy Harper staring blankly, both behind Amay-

Amay: ...We're here…-she then blows the lantern out, as her Family's theme song begins to play. Amay soon appears on stage, holding her signature lantern up and walking down the stage, leading her cherished followers down the path to the ring-

Ahuizotl: And the crowd's reaction told the entire story. These people usually flock towards The Wythyst Family with appreciation. But tonight, it seems like Amay's spell wore off, and her "fireflies," as she calls them, have seemingly turned away from her.

Garble: At least for the time being, and that's because these fans know that, no matter WHO Trixie's opponents are, this is completely unfair to her! Ever since Trixie has come to Lunacy, she's gained her own fanbase, and her fans are DISGUSTED by the pettiness of The System to place her in a three-on-one handicap match against The freaking WYTHYST FAMILY!

Ahuizotl: That's the perfect word for it: pettiness. They are simply punishing Trixie for thinking about her own career, rather than being mistreated by a group full of narcissists and egomaniacs!

-Amay sits down in her rocking chair and blows the lantern out, allowing light to return to the entire arena. She then gets to her feet, cackling as she removes her fedora and jacket before walking up the steps-

Garble: And now Cadance has sicced The Wythyst Family on Trixie to do The System's bidding...and this is just TONIGHT. Cadance also gets to choose Trixie's opponent-well, let's be real. It's going to be Trixie's OPPONENTS next week, too, and SHE gets to handpick them!

Ahuizotl: It's a very unfortunate occurrence, but all Trixie can do is fight to her best ability. She's a former World Fighter's Champion, but there's just NO WAY she can overcome these kind of odds!

Garble: I highly doubt she has much fight in her to begin with! Not only was a lead pipe smashed into her cranium, but she was DROPPED on her damn head by an uncaring Snips! ALL of this is at the behest of Cadance, too! I hope she enjoys seeing Trixie get utterly decimated tonight, because it's bound to happen, and there's nothing anyone can do about it...The Wythyst Family certainly isn't going to go easy on her, we know that. They're just as ruthless as The System, if not more-so!

Ahuizotl: All I could say is, good luck, Trixie...good luck, young lady.

-Ericka Rowan sets her sheep mask on the ringpost of her team's corner as Lucy Harper carefully eyes Trixie as she slowly begins to stumble to her feet, the crowd chanting her name and trying their best to will her on-

Match 4: The Wythyst Family vs Trixie

-The bell rings as Trixie gets to her feet, though she looks out of it, and you can visibly see her legs are all wobbly. She doesn't last on her feet for long, as Lucy Harper takes her down to the mat with one of her signature Big Boots-

Garble: And Trixie suffers yet ANOTHER shot to the head at the outset of this match!

Ahuizotl: This is NOT right! Trixie can hardly even STAND! She is not in the condition to be competing right now!

Crowd: TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE!

Harper: -as she puts a boot on Trixie's head while she lies on her stomach, pressing her head into the mat- YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAHHHH!

Garble: I can't envision Trixie lasting very long in this match...

-3 minutes later-

-Ericka Rowan runs off the ropes as Trixie is lying flat on her back on the mat. Rowan leaps into the air, and looks for a Big Splash, but Trixie rolls out of the ring in the nick of time-

Ahuizotl: Trixie rolls out of harm's way! Rowan crashes into the mat!

-Trixie gets to her feet and runs off of the ropes, running up towards Rowan, who is kneeling and she steps off Rowan's raised knee with one foot. She then, while in the air, swings her other leg and strikes Rowan's head with the side of her knee to a huge reaction!-

Garble: SHINING WIZARD! TRIXIE HITS THE SHINING WIZARD! TRIXIE COULD PULL THIS THING OFF!

-Trixie dives onto the downed Rowan, desperately trying to gain the victory-

*1..-immediately after the one count, however, Rowan shoves Trixie off of her body to much of the fans' surprise-

Ahuizotl: My God! Ericka Rowan POWERED out after an early ONE COUNT! The Wythyst Family may be even more powerful than we could've imagined!

Garble: Most women wouldn't have kicked out of that Shining Wizard...but then again, most women AREN'T The Wythyst Family!

-5 minutes later-

-Amay tries to planet Trixie with a Uranage, but Trixie escapes it while in the air and lands on her feet. She shoves Amay backwards and begins running in the opposite direction. Lucy Harper slaps Amay on the shoulder, as Trixie had shoved Amay into her corner-

Garble: Harper makes the blind tag, but Trixie didn't see it!

-Trixie runs at Amay, twirling herself around Amay's body before winding up behind her, where Trixie hooks a leg over Amay's opposite leg. Trixie then forces Amay to one side, traps one of Amay's arms with her own arm, and drapes her free leg over the neck of Amay, forcing it downward. This elevates Amay and places all the weight of Trixie onto her. The crowd is screaming crazy-

Ahuizotl: THE URSA LOCK! THE URSA LOCK! AMAY WYTHYST IS TRAPPED IN THE DREADED URSA LOCK!

Garble: But none of that matters! Amay isn't the legal woman for her team, but Trixie doesn't know that!

-Trixie continues to crank the pressure on Amay until Lucy Harper appears in front of her, popping up in her point of view. Harper wastes no time in spinning in place before launching a BRUTAL looking lariat (or clothesline) into Trixie's skull! This immediately releases Trixie's grip on Amay and sends her crashing down into the mat, with the crowd following it up with a high abundance of OHHHHHHHs-

Garble: JESUS FUCK! HARPER NEARLY TOOK TRIXIE'S HEAD OFF! WHAT. A. CLOTHESLINE!

Crowd: REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE!

-Harper lowers herself to the mat slowly, covering Trixie with blank eyes-

*1…..2….3!*

Ahuizotl: And The Wythyst Family, unsurprisingly picking up the victory!

Madden: Here are YOOOOUUUUURRRR WIIIINNEEEERRRS..Thhheeee Wythyyyyst Famiiiilyyyy…

Garble: Hey, I'll give her credit. Trixie lasted a lot longer than most people; just about ten minutes, but yeah, there was NO way she was going to knock off The Wythyst Family. She would've had a much better chance if she hadn't been brutalized before her match, but even still, it would've been a very SLIM chance, at that.

Ahuizotl: In prime condition or not, a vicious clothesline like the one Lucy Harper delivered is NOT going to be kicked out of! But Trixie certainly put forth the best effort she could with the shape she was in.

-Amay rises to her feet with a large grin on her face as the audience claps to the beat of her entrance music. Some boos do come out, though as Amay picks Trixie up off the mat-

Garble: Oh gosh...that's enough, now! Trixie was put through the wringer tonight! Lay off her!

-Amay bends Trixie, and before she can kiss her forehead, she is interrupted by her Family's intro being played by an electric guitar, a "DEH" being performed by three familiar female voices-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd is cheering insanely- The lights are out! And what a great time for the arena to darken, too! Trixie was just about to feel the wrath of Brother Avery!

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

-The electric guitar inspired intro plays once again-

*DEH!*

-The lights then come on, showing Sonata standing on the seat of Amay's rocking chair, with Adagio to her right, and Aria to her left-

Ahuizotl: Look! Up on the stage! Just as we expected, it's 3MB!

-Amay lets Trixie drop to the mat as her attention is now solely focused on the stage-

Amay: HEY! STEP AWAY AT ONCE! DON'T TEST ME, 3MB! DO NOT TEST ME!

-3MB ignore Amay's words. Instead, Aria and Adagio pick up the rocking chair from both sides, and begin carrying it up sideways up the ramp-

Garble: They're...they're chair-napping Amay's rocking chair! The chair Brother Avery gave to her as a gift! Or so she says…

Ahuizotl: The 3 Ma'am Band are taking the rocking chair away from ringside! On paper, this sounds like a TERRIBLE idea! But who knows? Maybe it will be the way for someone to be the one to get inside AMAY's head for once!

Garble: I don't know, man...this could send Amay over the deep-end. She could be even MORE psychotic than before if they don't put that chair back where they found it.

Amay: 3MB! I SWEAR TO YOU! PUT THAT DAMN CHAIR DOWN THIS INSTANT, OR I'LL MAKE A REPLACEMENT OUT OF YOUR BOOOONES!

Garble: OH WOW. See...see what I mean, man?!

-3MB do not stop, though. Sonata even sticks her tongue out at Amay as she continues to stand on the chair. She also giggles as Adagio and Aria continue to carry the rocking chair away until they are completely out of sight-

Ahuizotl: They're backstage now. 3MB have successfully hijacked Amay Wythyst's rocking chair.

Crowd: THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HAAANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE WIDE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE CHAAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS. THEY'VE GOT THE WHOLE CHAIR IN THEIR HAAANDS...THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HAAANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE WIDE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE CHAAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS. THEY'VE GOT THE WHOLE CHAIR IN THEIR HAAANDS...

THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HAAANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOLE WIDE CHAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS..THEY'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE CHAAAAIR, IN THEIR HANDS. THEY'VE GOT THE WHOLE CHAIR IN THEIR HAAANDS...

Garble: -snickering- That is RIDICULOUS...I love these people so much. But Amay Wythyst is about to pop a blood vessel! How is she going to get her most prized possession back?!

Ahuizotl: They've gotten into her mind! Amay Wythyst is about to flip this arena upside down!

Amay: YOU BASTARDS! -she falls to her knees- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, 3MB! I'LL NEVER LET THE NIGHTMARES CEASE! I'LL INFEST YOUR BRAIN FOREVER, YOU WHORES! I'LL HAUNT YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME! -she begins to weep, the tears floating down her cheeks as she looks up at the sky- BROTHER AVERRRRYYY!

Garble: I….I almost feel a little bit bad for her...obviously Brother Avery meant the world to her...and now the one thing she has left to remember him by has been STOLEN from her.

Ahuizotl: This is a very intriguing development. One that we hope to have an update on soon, folks. But for now...Amay Wythyst has been left hysterical, all thanks to Adagio, Sonata and Aria. It looks as if they want to introduce Amay Wythyst to her own living nightmare, just as she did to them a few months earlier.

Amay: -she is now reduced to whispering as tears continue to trickle down her face- Brotheeerrr...A-Averyyy…

-Harper and Rowan stand next to Amay, trying to comfort her, but Amay is completely beside herself. We go to commercial, the sound of her incessant sobbing ringing through our ears-

-We return from commercial and are brought into Scootaloo's locker room, where she and Berry Punch are in the process of conversing as Scootaloo sits on a bench, while Berry places her left foot on top of the bench and crosses her arms-

Scootaloo: I know I shouldn't, but I feel it's only right that I thank you for having my back last week, BP. If it weren't for you, I not only would've last the number one contender's match...I could've lost my CAREER.

Berry: Ah hell, I felt it was only right that I get all the attention off of you. If Starlameass and her Assholelytes are gonna rear their equally ugly heads on OUR show, then they best prepare themselves for a knock-down drag-out fight, because "Marble Cold" Berry Punch wasn't about to let those lily-livered stick-in-the-muds get the jump on my pal!

Scootaloo: -she smiles- I would've done the same for you, Berry.

Berry: Only problem is, they ain't gonna stay away. They didn't get enough of the two of us after last week, and that bitch challenged you to find two partners and go up against them at Boiling Point.

Scootaloo: Heh...she said all that as if she intended to scare me. If I was afraid of Starlight or her little followers, I wouldn't have shown up at Sublime to get back at them. And I'm definitely not reluctant to give Starlight what she wants. I'll accept her challenge for Boiling Point, but she's going to regret ever calling me out, and costing me not one, but TWO chances to become The Eternal Women's Champion!

Berry: There ya go, Scoots! Just like always, ya ain't afraid to get your hands dirty. So, if you're going through with this, you'll need yourself a couple of partners, won't ya?

Scootaloo: -she nods- Definitely. I'd be crazy to step into the ring with those three by myself.

Berry: Then how's about ya let me tag along with you? Starlight would pretty much expect that at this point, so let's not leave her guessing.

Scootaloo: -she grins- You're JUST the person I had in mind. You've been by my side since day one in this joint, so you BET I'm going to let you fight alongside me! The only problem is...we still need one more teammate.

Berry: -she smirks- Hey, I've got that covered. I took the liberty of phoning...an old friend of ours.

Scootaloo: Oh, you did? Who is it?

Berry: -looking towards the door with that same smirk- Hey! Get your ass in here!

-Scootaloo turns towards the door, as he question is answered as Maud Pie wanders in, usual expressionless expression on her face-

Scootaloo: -she gasps, getting to her feet in delight- It's Maud!

Maud: Hi. It's me.

Scootaloo: -walking over and wrapping her arms around Maud- What's up, Maud?! It's been a little bit!

Maud: -she nods- It has. It's nice to see you. You too, Berry.

Berry: -she chuckles- You're a sight for sore eyes yourself, girly.

Maud: That's good. Sorry your eyes were sore.

Scootaloo: BP called you?

Maud: She did. All she had to say was, "Scootaloo needs our help," and my mind was made up. I came here to Lunacy to ask if you would allow me to fight Starlight and The Acolytes of Equality along with the two of you.

Scootaloo: It's not even a QUESTION, Maud! Of COURSE I will! You, Berry and I, the band is back together!

Maud: That makes me so very happy. -you can tell, because she isn't smiling- It hurt me to see the way you got robbed at Lunacy, and a smile nearly came upon my face when I watched you get one over on Starlight. But last Monday, I watched both you and Berry try your best to fight those three off, and I wished that I had been there, by your sides. If I was, things would've turned out a lot differently. You might have even won your match.

Scootaloo: Hey, don't beat yourself up over it. We were seperated by our brands. I'm just excited that you're here NOW. And, honestly, even if I HAD become number one contender, I have a feeling that Starlight holds grudges, and I imagine she would try her hardest to make sure I didn't become Champion at Boiling Point, either.

Berry: You've won your last few matches over on Sublime, Maud, and I'm trying to make it to the top myself. But Scootaloo's right. Now that the three of us have caught their attention, they ain't gonna back off until we MAKE their asses back off. So we need to finish this once and for all at Boiling Point. Until this thing blows over, NONE of us are going to be able to move on in our careers. The only asses we're gonna be kicking for the time being, is them three piss-ants', and that's until they get tired of getting their asses beat.

Maud: Well said. So we'll just have to give them the ass whooping of the century at Boiling Point, so they won't think to give us trouble ever again.

Scootaloo: Absolutely! Sounds like a plan to me. After Boiling Point, Starlight and The Acolytes will be a thing of the past, and we'll all move on to bigger and better things.

Berry: And that's the bottom liiiiine! Because "Marble Cold," Maud Pie and Scootaloo SAID SO!

Scootaloo: Let's bring them to their knees, girls!

Maud: Okay.

-After that, Scootaloo and Berry simply stare at Maud with awkward smiles. They then share a look, still smiling, before turning back to Maud. A few seconds later, Maud turns around, not saying another word as she leaves the room. Scootaloo and Berry then lose their smiles, and now gain frowns, as the situation has been made even MORE awkward because Maud did not even say goodbye-

Berry: That girl still puzzles me to this day…-she shakes her head-

Scootaloo: Yeah, but she's a great addition to our team. We'll work wonderfully together!

-Berry can't help but nod her head at that, as we are again brought back to the interview area-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, I have three guests at this time who are still recovering from their stinging loss just a little bit ago...Overdrive, Vultarian and Hughbert Jelbush.

Vultarian: -he sighs in disappointment- Good evening, Silver.

Overdrive: -he pats the shoulder of Hughbert, who is standing to his left, which re-opens his eyes- Pay attention, Hugh! You can't answer questions when you're asleep.

Hughbert: -he yawns for approximately 13 seconds- I don't care enough to pay attention...and sure I can. I've talked in my sleep many a time, or so you guys tell me…

Vultarian: Well, this ISN'T going to be one of those times. You dropped the ball on us out there, so don't to the same to us backstage.

-Hughbert simply moans in annoyance-

Silver: Well, as you alluded to, Vultarian, Hughbert fell off the apron mid-way through your match, and fell into a deep slumber. Your other partner, Turf, made a quick exit afterwards. But despite being outnumbered, you and Overdrive put in a TREMENDOUS effort against The System.

Vultarian: -he nods- Well thank you, Silver. We were honestly surprised that Hughbert was able to stay awake as long as he did.

Hughbert: Yeah, give me some credit in that regard...I really tried out there, guys. I REALLY did. But wrestling just...it just isn't my strong suit anymore. Hell, even when I WAS in that ring on a regular basis, it wasn't like I was anything special to begin with...those days are far gone, guys…

Overdrive: You may have lost hope long ago, but Vultarian and I aren't giving up just like that, Hugh. We didn't think this thing through very well, and we admit that. We should've let YOU start off the match. Once you ran the ropes a few times, maybe put Shining Armor in a headlock, perhaps THEN your juices would've began to flow again.

Hughbert: -he shakes his head slowly- I doubt it...you guys have got everything figured out. You've got great chemistry together, you're both really athletic...you've got amazing careers on the horizon for the both of you...but I add NOTHING to The Cybernetic Scavengers. I'm just a worthless bum, who spends his days napping on whatever surface he can find. Nobody can help me, no matter how hard they try…

Vultarian: There will be more opportunities, Hughbert. Like Overdrive said, we aren't throwing in the towel yet. We're going to get you back in that ring sometime soon...but NEXT time? We'll be at RINGSIDE, and YOU'LL be the one in the ring!

Hughbert: That's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard...I'll just fall asleep while scaling the top rope, and then I'll fall off and break my neck, which would honestly be a blessing at this point. I'd get to spend another 6 months or more in constant, uninterrupted sleep.

Overdrive: No man, you're going to be a whole new performer! Your shoulder has been healed up for a while now. The last step you need to take is getting in that ring and shaking off all that ring rust you've got. THAT is the only thing that's slowing you down right now.

Hughbert: More like I'm what is slowing YOU guys down. Face it...I'm just weighing you two down. You probably would've won that match tonight if I weren't at ringside. I wouldn't have been able to rise in my sleep and push you off the top rope. I cost you guys the victory, plain and simple…

Vultarian: We're not denying that, but just imagine if that was one of our OPPONENTS that you pushed off. We would've finished them off after that! You had the right idea in your sleep, but all you did was make a mistake. You couldn't tell the difference between your partners and your opponents.

Overdrive: -nods- Vultarian and I are very patient, and we understand that getting you back into ring shape is going to be a long, winding process. But we're willing to be as understanding as it takes, because we think it will be worth it in the end.

Hughbert: -he is stunned by his words, and quite touched, as well- Wow, you guys. I…-he is about to say something before a familiar face pops up from around the corner behind Overdrive and Hughbert-

Nyeker: -he whispers with a grin- Low energy! -Silver Shill and his three guests turn to see Bill Nyeker and his students walk out from behind the wall. Overdrive and Vultarian share menacing grimaces, while Hughbert earns a frown- Well, I happen to think-

Vultarian: Nobody gives a crap what you think.

Nyeker: Whether you do or not, you're going to perceive it nonetheless. -he clears his throat- In the expert opinion of someone who has known Mr. Jelbush for a considerable length of time, I happen to think that the two of you, Mr. Overdrive, as well as Mr. Vultarian, are using up precious time that could go towards advancing your own pilgrimage (mission.) Case in point, earlier tonight. You entrust Mr. Jelbush with impressing in what could be a huge turnaround for the three of you, and not only does he make an enormous stooge out of himself, but he makes the two of you out to be complete OAFS for even allowing him to battle alongside you in the first place! Mr. Jelbush's entire EWF career has been built on bringing everything into shambles. He was the sole reason why The Oddities was such a fruitless endeavor. He nearly brought the careers of Mr. Dawson, Mr. Kendrick and myself to an end, before they even had a fair chance to take off!

Overdrive: Oh yeah, I'm sure...knowing how twisted your logic is, I have no doubt you think that way. But what REALLY was the issue, is that none of you ever gave Hughbert a chance! You didn't give him the same trust that WE'RE giving to him right now!

Vultarian: Overdrive is right. Instead of sticking by Hughbert at the start of his career, you dislocated his shoulder, Nyeker. And you two! -he points at Dawson and Kendrick- When Hughbert needed you MOST, you turned your backs on him, and you aligned himself with the LAST person that deserved it…-he then glares at Nyeker- You three were his friends, some of the only people in this world he could rely on, but in the end, you SPAT on your friendship, and you left Hughbert's career, and his life in RUINS.

Nyeker: -he laughs out loud- FRIENDS?! AHAHAHAAA! I would never allow myself to stoop so low as to be considered "friends" with the likes of Mr. Jelbush! To say we were even acquaintances would be an insult! We all have to start somewhere, and the dawn of my career just so happened to be filled with mindless clapping, attempting to entertain unworthy masses of parasites, but WORST of all...having to stand by a completely clueless, frail and WORTHLESS little man! My pupils and I were FAR better than that, and even wretched little punks like you two are! NOBODY should be given the misfortune of being saddled with an insignificant little cockroach like Hughbert Jelbush!

Overdrive: -is about to unleash hell- How about you shut the hell up, dude? Nobody even likes you!

Nyeker: Pft! That does not bother me ONE iota. My job is not to make people like me. It is to inform them, and better their minds. You don't have to agree with what I convey, just so long as you understand that my words have much legitimacy to them. Conclusively, when the public decides to recognize and appreciate the certainty in my lessons, then my duties will have been fulfilled. So please, gentlemen...embrace the purity of my vernacular (speech.) I am simply attempting to aid you, and you can aid YOURSELVES by realizing that all the hard work you are spending on this hopeless case is only going to bring you more headaches, more inconveniences, and more torment. I hope you two will come to your senses soon, and put this irreparable (unable to be fixed,) disgusting BEAST out of its misery. -with that, Nyeker folds his arms behind his back and walks off with a grin, Dawson and Kendrick following after him-

-Silver Shill begins looking at Vultarian, Overdrive AND Hughbert, all of which are snoring-

Silver: Umm…-he begins tapping Overdrive on the shoulder- Guys? -he then taps Vultarian on the shoulder. Both soon open their eyes, as Vultarian stretches-

Overdrive: Sorry about that, Silver…

Silver: Were you two...REALLY asleep?

Vultarian: -he nods seriously- Oh yeah! I mean, can you blame us? Nyeker just goes on and on and on AND ON, and it literally bored us to sleep…

Overdrive: Actually, I was just pretending for comedic effect. I'm not a human, so I don't fall asleep like they normally do. So it's impossible for people like Bill Nyeker to bore me to that degree. Which is unfortunate, because I'd rather be napping than be forced to listen to him babble on and on...

Silver: -chuckling- I see...do you think Mr. Nyeker was the reason why Hughbert fell asleep?

Overdrive: Probably not. He's been tired since he LAST woke up. -there is a pause…- I got this…-before Overdrive picks up Hughbert and puts him in the piggyback position on his back- Well, we'd better be off. Thanks for your time, Silver. -he walks off, with Vultarian waving at Silver with a smile before following him-

Silver: Goodbye, gentlemen.

-Our next match is mere moments away, as one particular woman's theme music sents the crowd into a frenzy-

Garble: You hear that, 'Zotl? It's time to decide who will head into Lunacy next week as The Crater Chick Champion!

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, scheduuuled foooor OOOONE FAAAAALL! IIIIs for THE CRAAAAATERRRR CHIIIIIIICK..CHHHHAAAAAMPIIIIOOOOONSHHHIIIIIIIP! Introducing first...frooom LOOOONEEEEYYYYVIIIIIIILLEEEEE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOOOOUNDS! Sheeee iiiis, THE CRAAAAATER CHIIIIICK CHAAAAAMPIIIIIOOON...DIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: With Boiling Point on the horizon, it is absolutely ESSENTIAL that Diamond Tiara come out of tonight's show with her Championship reign in tact. Most Champions wouldn't defend their title at will, especially so close to a pay per view.

Garble: But alas, that's Diamond's claim to greatness as Crater Chick Champion, and it's something she will always be remembered for. That no matter who came through that curtain, she gave them the fight of her life every single time, and on a handful of occasions, she came out victorious, raising the prestige of The Crater Chick Championship more and more with each defense.

Ahuizotl: Indeed. When her reign comes to an end, and even years after, she will be known for her Open Challenges. That will be her legacy. Not only because they consisted of some of the greatest bouts our sport has ever bared witness to, but also because it was something unheard of. It raised the stock of the title every week, and it forced many women to step their game up, in hopes of becoming Champion.

Garble: Let's see which woman will step up to the task of facing Diamond tonight. No matter who it is, they're in for the match of their life!

-Diamond Tiara smiles as she awaits her opponent, who is revealed in the form of "Starry Eyed (Russ Chimes Remix" by Ellie Goulding-

Garble: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL!

-Diamond's smile turns into a competitive grin as she spots Rarity walking across the stage-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Frooom LOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEYVIIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 131 POOOOOUNDS..she is the holder, of The HOOOOPE SPRRRIIIINGS ETEEEERRRRNAAAAL BRRRRIEFCAAAAASE..RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIITYYYYYYYY!

Garble: The woman who can cash in her Hope Springs Eternal briefcase ANY TIME she chooses, to receive an Eternal Women's Championship match! But Rarity won't be doing any cashing in tonight! The only opportunity she's taking, is coming out here to take Diamond Tiara up on her offer.

Ahuizotl: Rarity could be the most well-supplied wrestler in all of EWF before too long. Not only could she win The Crater Chick Championship tonight, but she could become Eternal Women's Champion whenever she feels like!

Garble: She'll be SWIMMING in Championship gold! But let's move away from gold, and talk about DIAMONDS. LOOK at Rarity's briefcase, 'Zotl!

-The camera zooms in on Rarity's Hope Springs Eternal briefcase, which is now completely covered with white diamonds. In the middle of the case, though, on the side that is facing the camera, is Rarity's cutie mark (which is three blue diamonds. Or, at least I think that's what it's supposed to be. ….I'm terrible with jewels. So, it basically resembles Rarity's cutie mark, on Rarity's flank, which is what the white the represented by, and the diamonds being her cutie mark, obviously. Just thought I'd point that out.) The diamonds shine brightly in the multiple lights of the arena as Rarity walks down the ramp-

Ahuizotl: Holy COW! I wonder how much that thing is worth! Well, Rarity DID say that the next time we saw her, we would be seeing her new and improved briefcase. She wanted to customize it to her liking, and BOY, did she EVER?!

Garble: White and blue diamonds galore. But after tonight, Rarity could shine like one forevermore. (Praise my amazing rhyming techniques. PRAISE THEM!)

-Rarity sets her stunning briefcase on the announce table-

Rarity: Take good care of that for me, boys! -she giggles as she enters the ring, eyeing Diamond with her own grin-

Garble: Will do, miss! -he can't take his eyes off the case- Oh my fucking God...sooo...SHIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYYY…-his eyes become as big as dinner plates-

Ahuizotl: Jeez, boy...GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! What's with you tonight? You yell at Madden. You chastise Lightning Dust. And now you're drooling all over the announce table! It's like you're a gem-obsessed dragon or something!

Garble: ….Somehow, I feel like I am in a different universe. Hmm….(God DAMN I am so meta.)

-The referee raises Diamond's title up in the air, showing it to all sides of the audience before handing it off to Madden as both competitors prepare to battle it out for the right to call themselves The Crater Chick Champion-

Ahuizotl: I think this may be the most difficult challenge to date for Diamond Tiara since she captured The Crater Chick Championship. Rarity has just come off the biggest win of her career at High Stakes. She's riding an insane wave of momentum, and that wave could DROWN Diamond tonight.

Garble: She will certainly hold her own in more ways than one, but you're right. Rarity could prove to be the final challenger for Diamond's title, as she could be THE Champion by the end of the night!

Match 5: Crater Chick Championship - Diamond Tiara vs Rarity

-10 minutes later-

-Diamond drags Rarity over to the corner, where she then climbs up and sits on the middle turnbuckle-

Garble: This has been an evenly-fought match up to this point, but Diamond could put an exclamation mark on the bout right here!

-Facing the back of a Rarity while applying an inverted facelock. Diamond then leaps forward, somersaulting, to roll the inverted facelock into a three-quarter facelock. As they fall, Rarity avoids Diamond landing in a seated position and driving her jaw into Diamond's shoulder for a jawbreaker. Rarity breaks free of Diamond's grip, and applies her own inverted facelock as Diamond lands on her feet-

Ahuizotl: Rarity blocks The Diamond Dust! What an expert reversal!

-The crowd goes wild as Rarity spins out, smashing Diamond's face into the canvas while landing on her back-

Garble: AND SHE COUNTERS INTO THE CUT-THROAT CAROUSEL! RARITY NAILS THE ROLLING CUTTER AS SHE NOW ROLLS INTO THE PIN!

*1…..2…-Diamond gets a shoulder up, much to Rarity's shock-

Ahuizotl: AND A KICK OUT! Many would consider Diamond Tiara to be the master of The Cutter, which would explain why she was able to get a shoulder up from that.

Garble: She can nail The Diamond Cutter at ANY time, but, as Rarity just proved, she can do the same! I have no clue who is going to win this match! These women are two of the best this company has to offer!

Crowd: -one half of the crowd chants- LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! -while the other half chants- LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! LET'S GO DIA-MOND!

Ahuizotl: It's split down the middle! Rarity has been a longtime favorite of The EWF fans, while Diamond has only recently captured their hearts. Which one of these women are going to use this support to gain the advantage in this match?!

-9 minutes later-

-Rarity has Diamond up for The Sequin Special, but Diamond breaks free of it, landing on her feet. Once Rarity turns around, she leaps into the air, attempting to wrap her arms around Rarity's neck, but Rarity simply applies an inverted facelock and pulls her feet back down to the mat to many OHHHHs-

Garble: HOLY SHIT! RARITY COUNTERED THE DIAMOND CUTTER!

Ahuizotl: COULD DIAMOND HAVE ANOTHER RIDE ON THE CUT-THROAT CAROUSEL IN HER FUTURE?!

-As Rarity turns Diamond, she gets shoved away, thus ending her grip. As Rarity runs at her, Diamond comes to life, snatching Rarity's head with her arms and planting her face-first into the mat to an INCREDIBLE reaction-

Garble: SHE ESCAPES! DIAMOND CUTTER! DIA. MOND. CUTTER!

Ahuizotl: -as the referee begins counting- Diamond Tiara! ...A CUT above the rest! She retains her Championship!

-The bell rings as the crowd cheers like crazy for that ending, while Diamond rolls off of Rarity's body-

Madden: Here is YOOOOUUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEERRR..AAAAAND STIIIIIIIIILL..THHHEEEE CRRRAAAAATERRRR CHIIIIICK CHAAAAMPIIIIIOOOON...DIIIIIIIAAAAAMOOOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIAAAAARAAAAAAA!

Garble: What a damn great ending, to a damn great match! Rarity twists Diamond in mid-air, but The Champion found a way to get loose, and close The Cut-Throat Carousel down for repairs!

Ahuizotl: Yet another successful title defense for Diamond Tiara, as she now sets her sights on Boiling Point, where she will meet the number one contender, her former best friend, now turned fierce rival, Turf!

Garble: But WILL she be facing Turf, though? There's still one more episode of Lunacy between now and Boiling Point, and if Diamond insists on defending her title on next week's broadcast, that means she's going to have to conquer just ONE more obstacle, and THEN she can focus on Boiling Point.

Ahuizotl: You're right, you're right. It would be wise to not look past her opponent next week, no matter WHO it may be. As we've seen numerous times, including tonight, these Open Challenges put Diamond at a hefty disadvantage. She's never aware of who her opponent is. Everyone of these title matches introduces a different threat, and each of them physically and mentally tests the drive and perseverance of The Crater Chick Champion. And though she has come out victorious each and every single time, who knows what is in store for her next week?

Garble: That's the thing. NOBODY knows. Not even the woman who will wind-up facing her probably knows. But one thing is for certain...as long as there is blood pumping through her body. As long as her heart is beating, Diamond Tiara will put up the greatest fight that can, each and every single time that bell rings. THAT is why she is STILL...The Crater Chick Champion, and why she may be for a very long time!

-Diamond stands on the top turnbuckle, holding up her title with both hands as she looks out into the sea of fans with a huge grin on her face-

Crowd: -the entire crowd- DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

-As the crowd's chants continue, we head to the interview area, where Silver Shill is standing by with another guest-

Silver: What a thrilling Championship bout that was! But now, I'd like to welcome my guest at this time, Twist. -the camera pans over to Silver's left to show Twist standing there with a smile on her face as she looks at Silver-

Twist: Very happy to be here, Silver.

Silver: I'm sure you are after your victory in the main event last week, which now puts you ahead of the rest of the pack as the number one contender to The Eternal Women's Championship. But in regards to your ascent to the number one contendership status, there has been some controversy surrounding the way that match ended. The contention amongst members of the Lunacy fanbase are very happy for you, and they are excited to see you compete in your first ever Championship match, but they were a bit caught off guard with the way you sealed your trip to Boiling Point. What is your response to these impressions?

Twist: Well, I appreciate their enthusiasm, and I plan on gratifying all of my fans at Boiling Point. But as for the debate around how I won my match last week, there shouldn't be any. It was a triple threat match. Those are contested under a no disqualification rule. So, all things considered, I fought well within the fundamentals of that match. Now, true, normally using a steel chair to my advantage isn't something I would do...and, to be frank with you, I do not remember the ending of the match. My mind went blank after everything broke down into chaos, and Cadance and the outsiders got involved, and that is because my body was taken over at that moment by Finnette.

Silver: So...Finnette Balor was the one that used the steel chair?

Twist: -nods- She was. It was not planned, mind you. Finnette did it on a whim. I was originally upset at her for doing such a thing, but once she explained her reasoning, I understood her motives, and moreover, I was thankful for them. It was the biggest match of my career, bar none, and Finnette was well aware of this, and she knew how much a victory would've meant for me; she knew it could help launch my career to the next level. So she made a judgment call. She took control of my body, and she put Trixie through the steel chair with a Twist of Fate. Would I have done that in that moment under my own power? No, I wouldn't have, and Finnette felt that is what I needed to do in order to win the match. She figured I didn't have it in me to deliver such a vicious Twist of Fate, so she simply did it for me. Finnette was only looking out for me, and for my career, just as she always has. She had only the best intentions in mind.

Silver: With that in mind, did Finnette take control of you at the beginning of the show, when you nearly delivered that SAME Twist of Fate to Sunset Shimmer?

Twist: Nope. That was all me. -she smirks- Finnette brought up a good point, and that was, if I want to have any chance of defeating Sunset at Boiling Point, I need to do things I wouldn't normally do. I've got to up my aggressiveness. I need to be ruthless, calculating and unforgiving, just as she is! Scootaloo discovered this strategy last month when she went up against Sunset. It's a tremendous plan, but, as we all saw, it isn't foolproof. Scootaloo utilized it to perfection, but yet, somehow, Sunset found a way to escape as The Champion. Let me tell you right now, that is a one time only result. It will NOT be replicated this month! Sunset's time as this brand's Champion is drawing to a close. All I have to do is give myself more of an edge for a little while. Just long enough for The Eternal Women's Championship to change hands. And then I can begin my reign, and bring respect and prestige BACK to The Eternal Women's Championship. And as I told Finnette, I'm doing it...on my OWN. I won't need Finnette to BEAT Sunset, and I won't need Finnette to keep that belt around my waist, just as Sunset has needed The System to hold onto it all this time. -she shakes her head before making her exit-

Silver: -turns to the camera with a smile- Thank you, Twist for your time. We'll be right back for more Monday Night Lunacy, folks. DON'T go away! -with that, we are brought to another commercial break-

-We return from the commercials to see Silver Shill's smiling face once again-

Silver: Welcome back to Monday Night Lunacy! At this time, please welcome my guest...the woman who is STILL The Crater Chick Champion, Diamond Tiara!

-The camera pans to Silver's right this time to show Diamond, who is looking down at her title as she has it clutched in both of her hands-

Diamond: -chuckling- Another successful title defense…-she looks at Silver with a wide grin as she places her title around her right shoulder-

Silver: -he nods with his own grin- Indeed it was. You retained in a classic matchup against Rarity. But now, at Boiling Point, you have to look forward to defending your Championship AGAIN...this time, against one of your former best friends in The Mean Girls, Turf.

Diamond: That IS true, Silver, but before we get to Boiling Point, I need to get through NEXT Monday. If anyone out there thinks I'm taking the week off, and resting up until the pay per view, -chuckles- well you must not have been paying very much attention to my entire reign as Crater Chick Champion...I'm defending this title NEXT week, as well. Any woman that thinks they can take this title off of me, is more than welcome to try. I hate to burst their bubble so early, but I intend to walk into Boiling Point as The Crater Chick Champion, and yes, I do plan on walking OUT of Boiling Point as The Crater Chick Champion. And if everything goes well, then you mentioned my challenger at Boiling Point...Turf. -she nods- Last week, I overcame my OTHER former buddy in The Mean Girls, Silver Spoon, in what had been a long awaited and long overdue battle. Now Silver Spoon was a tough challenge, let me tell you. I had just gotten over a previously dislocated shoulder, and Silver Spoon worked that same shoulder over for much of the match. But as far as Boiling Point goes, and my match with Turf...I'm in for a VERY rough night. Turf could do a SERIOUS number on not only my shoulder, but my entire body PERIOD. Ever since I've known that girl, she has ALWAYS been the most HOSTILE. The most RUTHLESS. And the most MALICIOUS out of all of The Mean Girls. She has a mean streak a MILE wide! When we would come across someone that was a target, Turf would ALWAYS be the one to instigate the teasing, and, if she was in a REALLY bad mood, the beating. Whether it be punching, kicking, pulling the hair, scratching their face up...even though I was the leader, Turf would light the fire. And it wasn't just girls...whether you had testicles between your legs or NOT...if Turf felt like it, she would mess with you. And VERY few people could fend her off. On most occasions, it was game over once Turf got to you. But even if you WERE able to knock her away, Silver Spoon and I were right behind her, and we would attack! And then ALL three of The Mean Girls would swarm you, and break you down until you couldn't even defend yourself. And Turf is still like that to this day. I'm not sure why she was the agitator...maybe she just wanted to impress Silver Spoon and I, or maybe, because she was one of the shortest people around, perhaps she felt like she had a lot more to prove...I don't know. -she shrugs- All I know is, it won't be easy. And, in fact, I'm not selling the efforts of all of my other opponents short, but Turf could very well be THE single toughest trial that's been put in front of me since I've become The Crater Chick Champion...but even so, I know that I have what it takes t-

"You're damn RIGHT I'm your toughest trial to date!"

-Diamond sighs and begins to scowl as Turf sashays over, standing to Silver Shill's left with a furious, yet determined glare on her face-

Turf: I heard EVERYTHING you said, Diamond! And it's some of the most ACCURATE comments you've made in a LONG time!

Diamond: -she shrugs with a raised eyebrow- Yeah, okay? ….You're welcome?

Turf: -her glare only intensifies, as she points at Diamond agitatedly- I'm not gonna THANK you! People shouldn't be thanked for speaking the truth! And you just HAD to throw in the fact that I'm a little small, DIDN'TCHA?!

Diamond: Well, that's the truth, isn't it? -she smirks

Turf: -she moans in anger and frustration- You know what ELSE is true? I DO have a lot to prove! I need to prove to THE WORLD that I am BETTER than you! I need to prove that I never needed to ride your coattails to BEGIN with; that I can blaze my OWN trail! And finally, I need to prove that the nickname you gave me all those years ago was CREDIBLE. Of course, I don't need to prove any of this to myself, because I already KNOW it to be true! I know that I really am THE BOSS, -she flaunts her Boss Knuckles at Diamond- and I know that I am the BADDEST bitch in The EWF! But for those who DON'T know, or DON'T believe me...just WATCH me! Watch Boiling Point, when I show the world who the REAL leader of The Mean Girls SHOULD'VE been, and walk out as The NEW Crater Chick Champion! -Turf then turns around, her poofy hair bouncing as she proceeds to walk away from the scene sassily. Diamond watches her leave with a competitive smirk. One that tells us that she can't wait to prove Turf WRONG-

-We then head back to ringside-

Ahuizotl: A very heated confrontation between Diamond Tiara and her opponent at Boiling Point.

Garble: Which is why it only makes sense for them to collide at Boiling Point. Their rivalry is going to boil over, and only ONE of those women are going to be able to handle the heat, and escape with The Crater Chick Championship as their own!

-The sound of a school bell blaring through the arena brings a wide array of boos into The Asylum-

Ahuizotl: For now, though, it's time for our MAIN EVENT of the evening!

Madden: The followiiing TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduuuuled fooor OOOONE FAAAAALL! Introducing first, accompaniiied byyy BIIIIIILL NYYYYEEEEKEEERRRR! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 587 POOOOUNDS..DWIIIIIGHT DAAAAWWWSOOON, AAAAND XAAAAAAVIEEEEERRRR KEEEEEEEENDRRRRRRIIIIIIIICK!

Garble: These are three who it looks like are going to be exempt from Boiling Point, but they've definitely made their presence felt the past few weeks, especially in the case of Overdrive, Vultarian and Hughbert Jelbush.

Ahuizotl: They may not be competing at Boiling Point, but you can never overlook The Teacher's Pets, nor their teacher of course, Bill Nyeker.

Garble: Dawson and Kendrick are one of the most talented duos that The EWF has to offer, and they have only begun their rise to the top. They were mere seconds away from capturing The Combo of Carnage Championships at High Stakes, but don't think they've ended their hopes of winning those belts so soon. In fact, a win tonight could put them right back in the hunt.

-Bill Nyeker walks around his students, smacking his yardstick into the palm of his hand as Dawson looks at the stage menacingly, and Kendrick with a confident smirk-

-Just then, the crowd comes alive as a black and white version of the EWF logo pops up on the screen. It is soon covered up by a black and white curtain. After a slew of rumbling noises, along with a monkey chattering, a short man appears on the stage, carrying a megaphone. He places the megaphone in front of his mouth-

"Gather 'round EVERYONE and witness the debonair devastation of such EXQUISITE sophistication! Aiden English…" -the camera backs out, showing both the titantron and the stage in the shot as the man looks to his left. A spotlight shines on Aiden English, whose arms are again placed behind his back- "Simon Gotch…" -as he looks to his right, a spotlight is brought up on the right side of the stage, revealing Simon Gotch, flexing his impressive biceps- "The VAAAAUDEVILLIAAANS…"

-As the man walks away, the crowd begins clapping along to the beat of The Vaudevillians' theme song as their name appears on the titantron. Aiden and Simon walk to the center of the stage and share a firm handshake before placing their "dukes" (or fists) in front of the other's face-

Ahuizotl: You want to talk about on the rise? Here's the newest tag team on the block. Aiden English and Simon Gotch, who make up The Vaudevillians. They won their debut match last week against NION Lights, and tonight, they look to pick up another victory against yet another imposing force in the tag team division.

-Simon dances around Aiden as he walks down the stage, smirking widely-

Garble: If The Vaudevillians can beat The Teacher's Pets, AS WELL as knock off EGO at Boiling Point, well then I see no reason why they shouldn't be challenging for The Combo of Carnage titles in the very near future. As we saw last week, these guys CAN walk the walk. They're both style AND substance, and not very many acts can be both, but these guys can! They can just about do it all!

Ahuizotl: Simon Gotch practically made that match last week his own personal workout. It was a sight to behold. I've got a feeling that these two men are going to become a staple in The EWF, and each and every time we see them, our minds will be blown.

Garble: I'm pretty sure your mind can only blow up once before you, um...die, but I see what you're saying. These guys, literally speaking, have a VERY old act. But figuratively, I don't think it's an act that will EVER get old!

-Simon does some squats on the apron before jumping over the top rope, kicking the top turnbuckle with both feet after landing on the mat. He walks over to the other side of the ring, stepping down on the bottom rope with both feet whilst holding the top rope up wide enough for Aiden to step through-

Ahuizotl: Dawson and Kendrick don't look impressed, and Bill Nyeker looks particularly OFFENDED by the antics of The Vaudevillians.

Garble: Eh, that's just because they're having a good time. And you know Nyeker...he's The EWF's official fun police. But EVERYONE else in this arena is having a grand old time! They're on their feet! They're clapping, they're dancing! And nothing Nyeker says or does can make them stop!

Aiden: -he points at himself and then Simon- And we are...

The Vaudevillians: -Aiden and Simon perform their signature pose in the middle of the ring- MAAAAAAAANLYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: There it is! The cry of manliness is heard all throughout The Lunacy Asylum, as The Vaudevillians look to send another message to the members of EGO.

Crowd: PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PUT YOUR DUKES UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Xavier Kendrick tries to wave the crowd off and focus as the bell rings and he locks up with Simon Gotch-

Main Event: The Vaudevillians vs Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson w/ Bill Nyeker

-6 minutes later-

-With Simon Gotch on his feet, Xavier Kendrick leaps off the top rope, promptly somersaulting in mid-air and wrapping his arms around Gotch's neck. He attempts to bring him down to the mat, but Gotch escapes beforehand and, as Kendrick lands on his feet, he wallops the back of his head with a stiff Uppercut-

Garble: Kendrick was attempting The A For Effort, but Gotch turned it into a D, at best!

-Gotch immediately turns around and slaps his hand into his partner-

Ahuizotl: And off the Uppercut to the back of the skull, in comes Aiden English!

-Aiden rushes at Kendrick, going for a Swinging Neckbreaker, but as he is swung, Kendrick moves his feet to the right and is able to escape his brush with doom-

Garble: Nice! An expert evasion!

-Kendrick then grabs a hold of English as he turns towards him and rushes to the diagonal corner, where he then runs up the turnbuckles and performs a backflip in the air, driving English back-first into the mat with a Sliced Bread No. 2-

Ahuizotl: KENDRICK HITS THE COMPLEX EQUATION! THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE!

-Kendrick hooks Aiden's leg, clenching his teeth in hopes of a victory-

*1…..2…-English is able to get a shoulder up, which nearly sends Nyeker over the edge-

Ahuizotl: AND A SHOULDER COMES UP! Aiden English kicks out of Xavier Kendrick's finishing move!

Garble: MAN, these Vaudevillian have proven to be quite a commendable tag team since showing up here on Lunacy! It takes A LOT to kick out of The Complex Equation, but Aiden English just did so!

-Nyeker begins slamming his yardstick on the ring apron. He then throws it down to the floor and begins ripping at his hair-

Ahuizotl: And Bill Nyeker is spazzing out! Who knows what kind of reactions will come alive if he prized students LOSE tonight!

Garble: Aw man, that sounds really funny. I hope we get to find out!

-7 minutes later-

-Simon Gotch now lies on the mat, with Dwight Dawson towering over him on the second rope-

Garble: Oh no...this could squish Simon Gotch! That's a 330 pound man on the second rope!

-Dwight Dawson's attention is soon brought to the stage, as Overdrive and Vultarian are shown to be walking down it-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd is cheering- Hey, look! It's The Cybernetic Scavengers!

-Dawson scowls in anger as Vultarian and Overdrive watch from at the middle of the ramp. Dawson then jumps off, but Gotch is able to lift up his left boot and catch it with Dawson's jaw!-

Garble: And that momentary distraction provided Simon Gotch with just enough time to avoid getting flattened by Dwight Dawson!

-Gotch crawls away from the heap known as Dwight Dawson, beginning to get to his feet-

Crowd: SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH! SI-MON GOTCH!

Ahuizotl: This crowd is well in the favor of The Vaudevillians! But what does Gotch have in mind next?

-Gotch waits until Dawson turns towards him on his feet before he lifts the mammoth man up onto his shoulder, thus wowing the crowd in an instant-

Garble: HOLY COW! SIMON GOTCH, THE STRONGMAN, SHOWING OFF HIS INSANE STRENGTH BY BRINGING DWIGHT DAWSON OFF OF HIS FEET!

-Overdrive and Vultarian are very impressed as Gotch walks over to his team's corner. English slaps one of his shoulders as Gotch holds onto Dawson while he runs forward, slamming Dawson into the mat and using his momentum to roll over his body- (example: gyazoDOTcom/f5db7a874614d5eef6193b7ff6427c2f )

Ahuizotl: AMAZING! Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam from The Gentleman Bruiser! And in comes Aiden English!

-English stands atop the middle rope before diving off, somersaulting in mid-air and crashing his back into Dawson's wide frame-

Garble: And now a High-angle Senton! Aiden English soars off the middle rope, and into the chest of Dwight Dawson!

*1….2….3!*

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers loudly- And The Gentleman's Congress (which is the name of the double-team that helped The Vaudevillians win the match) puts away The Teacher's Pets!

Madden: Here are YOOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIINNEEEERRRSSS...AIIIIDEN EEEENGLIIIISH, AAAAAND SIIIIIMOOOON GOTCH! THHHHEEEE VAAAAAAAUDE..VIIIIILLIIIIAAAAANS!

Garble: But don't forget, the arrival of Overdrive and Vultarian flustered Dawson, and that ultimately led to the finish of this match.

Ahuizotl: However it went down, what matters is that The Cybernetic Scavengers have hopefully brought Nyeker and his students back down to Earth. Maybe this will show them that they aren't as smart as they seem to think. But the real story here, is that The Vaudevillians are now 2 for 2 in competition here on Monday Night Lunacy!

Garble: I have been IMMENSELY impressed with these two gentlemen. Let's take a look at the CRAZY power of Simon Gotch here! -a replay is shown of Gotch lifting Dawson onto his shoulders before slamming him into the mat- LOOK AT THIS! THAT is how you turn heads here in The EWF! And then the exclamation point...Aiden English with The Senton, and in what some might consider a big upset, The Vaudevillians knock off The Teacher's Pets in tonight's main event!

Ahuizotl: After their performance last week, I certainly am not surprised by this outcome. Two men who I'm sure are still taking these two at face value, are Gustave Le Grand, and Fancy Pants. And based on Aiden and Simon's past two outings, that could turn out to cause big problems for EGO at Boiling Point.

(Here is real-life footage of how The Vaudevillians won this match, known as The Gentleman's Congress: gyazodotcom/44988f5dccb3e5b132f5f69b88d87c2a )

Aiden: And we aaaareee…-he and Simon then do their signature pose-

Simon and Aiden: -with the crowd following along- MAAAAAAANLYYYYYYYYY!

Overdrive: -as he and Vultarian clap with smug looks on their faces. Overdrive then gives Nyeker a thumbs up- Good job, Bill! Your students certainly are very alert! They still need to work on actually keeping their eyes on their opponents, though!

Garble: And now The Scavengers, out here to rub salt in the wounds. And just as you predicted, 'Zotl, Bill Nyeker is losing his mind!

-Nyeker rips off the protective padding of the barricade by the timekeeper's area before he points his yardstick up at Vultarian and Overdrive on the stage with bugged-out, furious eyes-

Ahuizotl: Nyeker has only his students, mainly Dwight Dawson to blame for their loss tonight. Overdrive and Vultarian were simply out here to give The Teacher's Pets a test of their own, to see how well they could concentrate on their match.

Garble: Well, the way I see it, both Kendrick and Dawson FLUNKED that test. Mr. Nyeker still has much to teach his pupils, it seems. And until they learn for good, Overdrive and Vultarian are going to have a jolly good time pointing out their ever-present weaknesses.

-The crowd's chants of "THAT WAS MAN-LY" ring throughout the arena as The Vaudevillians exit the ring, which takes us to yet another commercial break-

-We return to the show with Silver Shill's smile as he stands in his usual spot backstage-

Silver: And now, I'd like to introduce my final guests of the night. Aiden English, and Simon Gotch...The Vaudevillians. -The camera zooms out, showing Simon standing next to Silver on his right, with Aiden standing next to his partner. Both men have wide smirks on his face, as Simon twirls the right side of his mustache, while Aiden has his left arm tucked behind his back, with his right hand balled into a fist and placed against his chest- Congratulations on your win earlier, gentlemen.

Simon: Why thank you, sir! We would declare our victory to be quite MANLY. Wouldn't you agree, Aiden?

Aiden: Why yes I would, Simon! I would say that we "schooled" Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick, in the art...of MANLINESS. -he closes his eyes and breathes deeply in delight over their accomplishment-

Silver: Recently...you two have had some problems with Gustave Le Grand and Fancy Pants, but...not only THEM...Fleur De Lis, as a matter of fact. Do you have a plan to walk out of Boiling Point, your first ever pay per view, with yet another huge victory in tow?

-Simon looks at Aiden as he rests his thumb and index finger on his chin. Silver moves the microphone in front of Aiden's mouth as he grins widely-

Aiden: Oh we've got a plan. A plan that will take care of Ms. Fleur De Lis, don't you worry…

Simon: Quite EFFICIENTLY, might we add. And with the Fleur factor contained, Aiden and I will be free to engage in a very civil, yet unpleasant session of fisticuffs with The Extraordinary Guileful (cunning) Organization, and there shall be NO distractions, and NO woman for those two caitiffs (cowards) to shelter themselves with.

Aiden: Yes, Madam Fleur won't be able to fight THIS battle for them. At Boiling Point, we are going to show them how REAL men START, and FINISH a fight! If they want to prove that they are the manliest tag team in The EWF, they're going to need to leave the skirt-wearing to Fleur, put their big boy pants on, raise their chin up, and be ready to PUT...THEIR…-Aiden's attention is brought offscreen, as is Simon's. Silver turns to his left, as the camera zooms out to show Fleur De Lis entering the frame-

Fleur: -she puts her hand on Silver's stomach, shoving him out of her way. She looks at The Vaudevillians with a smirk on her face- Awww~...you guys have something to take care of little old me? -she places both of her hands on her heart condescendingly- Two big strong guys like yourselves? -she giggles- That's so flattering…-she turns away, like she is about to leave, but her grin that vanishes, and is replaced by a look of disgust. She then turns back to Simon, with that same look, and slaps his left cheek, a loud smack following. That's quite enough for Aiden. He puts a hand on his partner's arm, signaling for him to get back as he steps up very close to Fleur's face, pointing at her in an accusing fashion-

Aiden: How DARE y-Before he can finish his sentence, Fleur places another wicked slap onto Aiden's left cheek, causing him to hold it with his right hand afterwards- OMPH!

Fleur: -with a look of sheer contempt- Good luck! -she then walks off, giving both of The Vaudevillians the side glare, leaving Aiden to sigh in frustration and anger as a result of her heavy hand. Simon looks equally vexed as he watches Fleur leave, as we are brought back to the arena-

Garble: Well SHIT...for the second week in a row, The Vaudevillians have just been embarrassed by Fleur De Lis…

Ahuizotl: Whatever plan they seem to have to neutralize her at Boiling Point, they had better make sure it's a good one. Otherwise, they could be risking another double dose of swatting.

-"Hundred Million" by Treble Charger blares throughout the arena, but it is soon drowned out by the sound of the boos of nearly everyone in the arena-

Garble: Speaking of slapping, here is someone who DESERVES to be slapped everyday of his LIFE!

Madden: Ladies and gentlemeeen, please welcoooome..THUUUUUUUNDEEEEERRRRLAAAAAANEEEE!

Thunderlane: -smirking at the camera as he appears on the stage- Ain't no more appropriate way to end Monday Night Lunacy than with ME! I'm the MAIN EVENT no matter WHERE I'm placed at on the card, and I'm glad Luna's finally figured that out, and has put me where I rightfully belong!

Ahuizotl: The number one contender to The Carnage Championship, who is at serious risk of being slapped around by the current Champion, Giz Hero in less than two week at Boiling Point.

Garble: That could happen, but we can't ignore the fact that last week, Thunderlane dropped a HUGE bombshell on The Champ. If Giz Hero hits even ONE Uppercut on Thunderlane, then the match will be thrown out, and Giz will automatically lose his title.

Ahuizotl: Giz is at a very clear disadvantage in this upcoming title defense, no doubt. Thunderlane had the option to choose whatever stipulation he so desired for their match, and he chose perhaps the best impediment IMAGINABLE for Giz to have to abide by!

Crowd: PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT!

Thunderlane: -looking at the camera with a big grin- Oh, cool! They're playing my FAVORITE song!

Garble: This guy may be the most arrogant man in all of wrestling…

Ahuizotl: And if he is able to win The Carnage Championship at Boiling Point, that song will be shouted out ALL night long, I can promise you that.

Garble: That would certainly be a sight to see. But at the cost of witnessing it, Thunderlane would be The Carnage Champion, so I'd have to pass.

-Thunderlane steps through the middle rope and looks at Madden, doing the "give me" motion with his hand as he approaches him. Madden hands Thunderlane his microphone before leaving the ring. Thunderlane stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the crowd to quiet down with their song, but they seem to show NO signs of slowing down-

Crowd: PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT!

Garble: They could go all night! There's no end in sight for these people!

Thunderlane: If being a "piece of shit" means I'm the most physically gifted wrestler in The EWF, as well as the number one contender to The Carnage Championship, than OH MAN, am I ever glad to be a PIECE OF SHIT! -the crowd boos-

Crowd: AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE! AAAASS-HOOOLE!

Thunderlane: Oh, got tired, did ya? I used your stupid chant against you, so you start yelling out another one? Again, if being the next in line to hold The Carnage Championship, makes me an asshole, then BY ALL MEANS, I hope I get to be an asshole for the rest of my existence! -more boos follow- Do you finally get it now? Saying all these childish things, and making these juvenile remarks? They don't rattle my chain. They don't bother me. And that's because, from where I stand, they're coming from the mouths...of nobodies. -boos- That's right. When I look out into this crowd...I only see faceless, voiceless shadows. I can't hear you, nor can I see you, and I know I'm better off because of it. I can easily ignore all of you, because none of you are important. And if you were, you wouldn't be coming to all these Lunacy shows, and buying tickets, just to spout off your useless opinions about me. And BY THE WAY, when you come to these shows, you're putting even MORE money...in my pockets, so thanks! -he smirks widely as the crowd continues to boo- I basically, am getting paid to get lashed out at, by a bunch of insignificant, little whine bags. -boos- Because if any of you were important, you would be out, winning CHAMPIONSHIPS, like I have. You would be making HISTORY, like I have! I was the very first World Brawler's Champion, and NOTHING you deadbeats say can take that away from me. -more boos- And I plan to make even MORE history, by the time Boiling Point has come and gone...because I am looking to become the first man, in this company, to hold both The World Brawler's Championship, AND The Carnage Championship. And, at this point, I am DESTINED to achieve that goal. I'm pretty much guaranteed to be the next Carnage Champion. And it's not just because I'm so great, but everything about this match at Boiling Point, is settled in MY favor. If Giz Hero smashes his bicep into my face even ONCE, the referee will be ordered to stop the match IMMEDIATELY, and award the title to ME! -loud boos- You all don't have to like it, but you can't deny that it's an absolutely GENIUS move on my part, and that is what makes me, not only the most talented person in The EWF, but the smartest, too! NONE of you would be able to come up with something like that, and neither could Hero! Only the smartest of the smart could handicap their opponent as much as I have. Now don't get me wrong...Giz Hero? He's a superb wrestler. He's been The Carnage Champion this long for a reason. But ALL of his success in The EWF, can be attributed to those damn Uppercuts! Springboard Uppercuts off the middle rope. An Uppercut to an opponent in the corner. Tossing his opponent into the air and then STRIKING them with an Uppercut on their way down. The Uppercut is a very adjustable move. It can be modified to fit just about ANY situation in this ring, and Hero was VERY smart to add that to his repertoire. But I was even SMARTER to counteract ALL of those scenarios! I can't be Uppercutted! And if I AM, then the move that brought Hero to the dance? Will turn out to be his DOWNFALL!

Hero used that move to beat my brother to WIN the title, but he still hasn't beaten ME with it, yet! And he NEVER will! My foot was on the bottom rope at High Stakes, so that doesn't count, and at Boiling Point, he is INCAPABLE of using an Uppercut to win the match! And let's face it...without his trusty Uppercuts at his disposal...Hero is NOTHING. -loud boos follow- No, no! It's true. Hero is a one-trick pony. All he knows is Uppercut this, and Uppercut that, but they won't do him any good at Boiling Point. Me, on the other hand? I've got MANY moves I could beat him with, and he only has ONE he can beat me with. And now? That singular move is GONE. He can't use it! So no matter HOW you look at it, our match at Boiling Point is going to be a freaking CAKEWALK. It's going to be SO completely one-sided, that nobody will be able to believe how easily I w-

*Since they wanna know…* -Thunderlane is interrupted by Obie Trice's "Wanna Know," as well as thousands of fans cheering all at once-

Ahuizotl: There are MANY people who think otherwise in regards to Thunderlane's claims, and THIS man is one of them! The Carnage Champion himself, GIZ HERO!

Garble: As he should. He's believed in himself from the very beginning, and if he didn't? He would have NEVER became Champion. If anybody knows he can pull a win off at Boiling Point, despite being restricted in his moveset, it's the man himself.

Ahuizotl: But what sets Giz apart from Thunderlane, is that not only does HE believe in his ability, but so do THE FANS! And though Thunderlane said they had "no voice," and that they are "unimportant," they could very easily turn this match in the favor of Giz!

-Giz walks down the ramp, smirking and shaking his head at the ludicrousy of Thunderlane's claims. The Carnage Championship glistens around his waist as he enters the ring himself, a ringside crew member handing him his own microphone. Giz stands directly in front of Thunderlane, putting one of his hands on his hip as he looks at Thunderlane with a slightly open mouth-

Garble: Look at Giz! He can't believe all the B.S. this guy is spewing. But I guess, since it IS Thunderlane, we should all be getting used to it.

Crowd: -just before Giz is about to speak- HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O!

-Giz smiles at the audience, before putting the microphone back up to his mouth-

Hero: What did you say earlier? Hmm...that these fans don't have a voice? That they don't have a PRESENCE? ...Well you'd have to be either pretty damn deaf, or pretty damn CLUELESS to not be able to pick up on what they're saying! -the crowd cheers wildly-

Crowd: HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O! HER-O!

Thunderlane: Oh, I can HEAR what they're saying. I just don't care. If I spent all of my time listening to the opinions of anyone other than me, I wouldn't have made it this far.

Hero: Fine then. That's your prerogative, I suppose. I take issue with you interpreting yourself as the victor of our match at Boiling Point, when it hasn't even BEGUN yet. No one is denying that the move you pulled last week wasn't wise, but Thunderlane...you haven't beaten me yet. I'M The Carnage Champion right now, not YOU.

Thunderlane: You won't be for long, Hero!

Hero: -he shakes his head with a smirk on his face- All these bold predictions...I just can't wait for you to fall FLAT on your face. I'm DYING to show you just how WRONG you are! You may believe that everything is lined up PERFECTLY for you, but as YOU said yourself, I am The Carnage Champion for a reason. I can adapt to ANY situation I'm thrusted into. Yes, it was smart of you to take away my ability to Uppercut, but I assure you, I am NOT a one-hit wonder. Uppercuts aren't my bread and butter. They make up a large majority of my moveset because they are effective, and the crowd reacts positively when I hit them. But even so, your stipulation hasn't pinned me against the wall, Thunderlane. I'm not worried at all, because I don't need them to beat you. YOU should be the one that's anxious. You spoke of all these different maneuvers, all of which you could beat me with, but Thunderlane...you've never beaten me. -The crowd OHHHHs, and they then cheer- So how do I know you're not just bluffing to yourself?

Thunderlane: ….-he looks down at the mat, turning away from Giz and contemplating how to respond to that. He lowers the mic down to his mouth- …..I'll do a rundown on them for you…-then, with incredible speed and precision, Thunderlane turns back to Giz and raises his boot right into his jaw, effectively knocking him down to the mat, and allowing to crowd to burst with nothing but boos-

Garble: OH NO! Thunderlane with a pure, blatant CHEAP SHOT to The Carnage Champion!

Thunderlane: First, we have THE SUPERKICK!

Ahuizotl: Is he serious?! Is Thunderlane REALLY doing this right now?!

Thunderlane: -growling, as he rips off Giz's Championship and throws it to the side- LAY STILL! -he then runs away from Giz, bouncing himself off the ropes and does a forward roll afterwards. When he gets to his feet, he then jumps into the air, somersaulting and crashing into Giz's stomach with his back. He gets to his feet, speaking into the microphone again- THE ROLLING THUNDER!

Ahuizotl: This is RIDICULOUS! He's really doing a run-through of his entire moveset!

-Thunderlane lifts Giz up to his feet before lifting him up into the air for a back suplex. He then spins Giz around 180 degrees, dropping him to the mat in a Powerbomb Position as Thunderlane drops to a sitting position at the same time. He then picks the mic up off the mat, speaking into it as he continues to sit down-

Thunderlane: THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB!

(Here is an example of The Blue Thunder bomb, which is an actual move performed by Sami Zayn: gfycatdotcom/ChiefThornyChinesecrocodilelizard )

-The crowd's boos are incredibly loud as Thunderlane lifts Giz up to his feet again before bringing him up into the air in a vertical suplex position before he drops him down on the mat on the back of his head-

Garble: JESUS! A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER TO THE CHAMPION!

Thunderlane: -getting to his feet, and picking the mic up again- BRONTIDE! And now, for the Grand Finale…-he lays the mic down on the mat before exiting the ring and heading up to the top rope-

Ahuizotl: Just end this already! This is so unnecessary!

Garble: That looks like it's what he's about to do.

-Thunderlane leaps off the top rope, bringing his feet inward AND outward before he lands on Giz's ribs-

Ahuizotl: And Thunderlane caps everything off, HOPEFULLY, with The Frog Splash!

Thunderlane: -picking up the mic once last time, and bringing it extremely close to his mouth- ….THUNDERSTRUCK. And THAT...is just the tip of the iceberg…-with that, he drops the mic before going to exit the ring, the crowd's boos following him on the way out as his theme music hits-

Garble: Thank God it's over...I don't care WHAT Thunderlane says! He hasn't beaten Giz Hero with ANY of those moves! They may look breathtaking, and devastating, but until Thunderlane actually DEFEATS Giz with one of them, he has NO right to brag!

Ahuizotl: You're very right there, partner. What a sickening act by the number one contender...just the THOUGHT of him walking around, calling himself The Carnage Champion makes my skin crawl! I hope to GOD that Giz Hero puts him in his place at Boiling Point FOR GOOD, so we don't have to deal with any of that hogwash!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser jog down to the ring, making sure to steer clear of Thunderlane as they slide into the ring (Flitter making it to the ring first, obviously)-

Garble: And there's the girlfriend of Giz Hero, Flitter, along with her sister, Cloudchaser. If Thunderlane becomes Carnage Champion at Boiling Point, many lives will be altered...most of them negatively. But more than anyone, the three people that would be the most distraught, will be these three in the ring right now.

Ahuizotl: That's exactly right. Thunderlane has been putting Flitter, Cloudchaser and Giz through hell for the past few months. And I can only hope...hope and pray that it's all brought to an end at Boiling Point…

Garble: I'm right there with you, 'Zotl...it will be a very dark day in the history of The EWF if Giz Hero loses his title at Boiling Point...that show could turn out to be a dark day for more than just that reason, but hopefully, that's not to be…

-The show comes to a close with the crowd passionately chanting "HER-O" as Flitter and Cloudchaser begin to help Giz up to his feet. Flitter picks his belt up off the canvas and hands it to Giz, who holds onto it as he, with the help of Flitter and Cloudchaser, begins walking towards the ropes in order to exit the ring, the crowd now cheering loudly for all three of them-

Match Results:

3MB defeated Silver Spoon, Fleur De Lis and Photo Finish by Pinfall (9:11)

Fluttershy and Lightning Dust defeated Lyra and Bon Bon by Pinfall (6:48)

Cadance, Shining Armor & SCUM defeated Turf, Hughbert Jelbush & The Cybernetic Scavengers by Pinfall (16:32)

The Wythyst Family defeated Trixie by Pinfall (9:42)

Diamond Tiara defeated Rarity by Pinfall (20:06)

The Vaudevillians defeated The Teacher's Pets by Pinfall (15:37)

Matches for Boiling Point:

Sunset Shimmer vs Twist - Eternal Women's Championship

Giz Hero vs Thunderlane - Carnage Championship (If Giz uses ANY Uppercuts, he forfeits the title)

3MB vs The Wythyst Family - No Holds Barred

Diamond Tiara vs Turf - Crater Chick Championship

The Sword vs Fluttershy & Lightning Dust - Chick Combo Championships

SCUM vs Rack Attack - Combo of Carnage Championships

EGO vs The Vaudevillians

Cadance vs Trixie