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The Equestrian Wrestling Federation

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Chapter 222: Sublime - 7-27-14

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*One-Hundred Percent reason to remember the name!*
-The Sublime crowd goes wild as the pyrotechnics fire off and Commander Hurricane walks towards the ring with her entourage-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone to Friday Night Sublime, where we are still reeling after that UNBELIEVABLE main event last week!
Discord: It's the talk of the EWF right now. Commander Hurricane defeated EIGHT other women one after the other in a Gauntlet match. It was a feat not quite seen before in this company. Commander Hurricane has incredible momentum right now after that big victory and with the Fight For Your Right Contract Securely in her hands.
Dr. Whooves: She's definitely on a high pedestal right now, we'll see if she can stay there.
-The crowd's reaction is mixed as Commander Hurricane picks up the mic, but all together they're quite loud in drowning her out-
Hurricane: Ahem…..SILENCE! That's better. You should quiet down when your future leader speaks to you, ignorant plebs. And if any of you doubt that I'm destined to rule Sublime, just take a look at last week's Main Event. When General Manager Celestia unjustly attempted to destroy me in her pathetic Gauntlet Match, I responded by accepting her challenge and DECIMATING EVERY SINGLE OPPONENT sent against me! I stood tall over the broken bodies of my rival, and walked out with the Fight For Your Right briefcase in my grip! I am a future World Fighter's Champion, it's inevitable. Soon my destiny to become the most powerful woman in the EWF will be fulfilled. Nobody on Sublime can stop me, not Rainbow Dash, not even Celestia!
*I'm the Cult of Personality!*
Dr. Whooves: We'll see about that, here comes General Manager Celestia!
Celestia: Hello, Commander. Congratulations on your victory last week. It was quite impressive.
Commander Hurricane: That's right, you better get used to kissing my foot.
Celestia: Careful, Commander. You might find yourself in another match you don't want.
Commander Hurricane: BRING IT ON.
Celestia: Oh, I won't. But I know somebody who'd love to "bring it" to you.
*Stand My Ground!*
-The crowd cheers, meanwhile Hurricane glares with rage as Private Panzer walks on stage-
Commander Hurricane: What is SHE doing here?! She was rightfully banned by match stipulation, she has no place here!
Celestia: I decide who does and who doesn't have a place here. Private Panzer is great talent, and it's a shame to let her sit on the sidelines. Everyone deserves a second chance, and I'm going to give her one. At Boiling Point, you will fight against Private Panzer once again. If she wins, her contract will be officially restored.
Private Panzer: Don't look so surprised, Hurricane. Did you really think you saw the last of me? I'll admit, you slaughtered me pretty good at Frontline. After that match, it seemed there was nothing left to do but accept the stipulation and give up. But more and more I've come to realize that I can't just stay away. I've got a lot more fight left in me, a career to build, and one loss can't take any of that away. You think your triumph is inevitable? Than prove it and face me at Boiling Point.
Commander Hurricane: You dishonorable insect. You're going to wish you kept up our agreement. Fine, I'll accept this match, with a few conditions.
Panzer: Anything.
Commander Hurricane: Good. Here's the conditions. First, you must participate in a match every week for the rest of this month,and I will be the one picking your weekly opponents.
Panzer: Sounds easy enough.
Hurricane: Number two, I get to pick the match type for our battle at Boiling Point. It's going to be a custom match of mine, called a Gladiator match. It'll be no DQ,with several devious weapons scattered throughout the ring, and outside of the ring will be several other superstars that ensure nobody runs away. It'll be you and me, with no escape. What say you?
Panzer: You're on.
*The crowd cheers*
Dr. Whooves: What a battle for Boiling Point. Private Panzer will take on Commander Hurricane in a fusion of No-DQ and Lumberjack match.
Discord: It's going to be brutal, I'll be surprised if both woman walk away from this one.
Commander Hurricane: Good, now just stay out here, I'll send your opponent out shortly.
Celestia: While we wait for that, I also wanted to clear up a seperate controversy. Thanks to interference from the Acolytes of Equality, last week's number one contender's match for the World Fighter's Championship ended in no contest. Rather than set up a new match, Iv'e decided to make the World Fighter's Championship at Boiling Point a…..SIX WOMAN HELL IN A CELL!
-The crowd goes absolutely wild-
Discord: Holy shit! A six woman battle for the World Fighter's Championship!
Dr. Whooves: Boiling Point indeed! Rainbow Dash will need to bring her absolute A-Game for that battle.
*Commander Hurricane leaves, and a few minutes later Octavia emerges*
Dr. Whooves: What a return for Private Panzer, she's going to have to take on the International Champion!
Match 1: Private Panzer vs. Octavia
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia goes for an Irish Whip, but Panzer counters and instead Irish Whips Octavia into the corner before running at her and hitting a clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: And a stiff clothesline. Panzer is putting on quite the offense in the early stages of this match.
-Panzer picks Octavia up and goes for a Blitz, but Octavia counters before taking Panzer down with a suplex. She then lifts Panzer up and sets up for a Sonnet, only for Panzer to counter at the last second and drive Octavia's face into the ground-
Discord: It's a very back and forth contest so far, this could go either way.
*6 minutes later*
-Octavia and Panzer go back and forth through a series of counters as they attempt to grapple each other, eventually the deadlock is broken when Octavia Irish Whips Panzer out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And Panzer goes stumbling over the ropes, causing the action to spill outside of the ring.
-Octavia goes out of the ring and pick up Panzer before slamming her face into the barricade repeatedly. After getting Panzer properly stunned she rolls her back into the ring before picking Panzer up and hitting a Sonnet-
Discord: Sonnet! Sonnet! This could be it!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite, Panzer just barely managed to hang on.
*2 minutes later*
-Octavia is setting up for another Sonnet, but Panzer counters and Irish Whips Octavia into the turnbuckle. As Octavia goes to resume the attack she's suddenly hit by a fast Phalanx-
Discord: A wicked Phalanx from Panzer! This could be it for poor Octavia.
*1….2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Private Panzer!
Dr. Whooves: An impressive return for Panzer. She tops off her renewed stay on Sublime with a victory over the International Champion.
Discord: It's quite a feat, but she still has a long way to go if she's going to be ready to take on Commander Hurricane in that brutal match coming up at Boiling Point.
*Commercial*
*Hallelujah!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Palo Alto, California. Weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, representing Divine Intervention, Damien Sandow!
-Damien Sandow emerges on stage in a fine robe, making his way down to the ring as he makes sure to tell the crowd how unwelcome they are-
Discord: And here comes the intellectual savior of the masses. Damien Sandow is coming out here without any back up, but the rest of his fellow Divine Intervention could easily be hiding somewhere around the corner.
Dr. Whooves: This will be Sandow's chance to soften up his former opponent, The Underbaker, for his ally Hoity Toity.
*An oven buzzer sounds, followed up by foreboding music*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Bakeries Unknown, weighing 310 pounds and standing six foot, ten inches tall, he is the World Brawler's Champion,The Underbaker!
-The Underbaker walks on stage and does his signature pose before doing a slow, menacing walk towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Few men in the EWF inspire fear like the Underbaker, but if Sandow is at all affected, he's not showing it.
Discord: The Underbaker better watch his back, there's a lot that could go wrong for him in this situation.
Match 2: Damien Sandow vs. The Underbaker
*6 minutes later*
-The Underbaker tries to take Sandow out with a strong right hand, but Sandow ducks under it and delivers several punches and kicks to Underbaker-
Dr. Whooves: Sandow is really working hard to bring the offense to the Champion.
-Damien Sandow tries to set up for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Underbaker counters with a hard chokeslam-
Discord: Oh no! Devastating chokeslam! And with that Sandow's offense grinds to a halt.
*6 minutes later*
-Underbaker sets up for a Baker's Dozen, but Sandow counters and hits a Terminus-
Dr. Whooves: Terminus! Sandow takes Underbaker down with a Terminus!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: But it'll take more than that to keep the champion down.
-Underbaker quickly sits up straight and tall before grabbing Damien Sandow and take him down with a brutal Overbake-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my god! Overbake! Underbaker just took Sandow down with a viciously applied Overbake.
*1...2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, The Underbaker!
-The Underbaker kneels down and starts to do his signature pose, but then Red Delicious and Golden Delicious both rush into the ring with steel chairs and starting beating him down-
Discord: The Delicious Brothers! What the hell are they doing out here?!
*Hoity Toity's theme plays*
Dr. Whooves: And now here comes Hoity Toity, Underbaker's challenger for Boiling Point!
-Red Delicious and Golden Delicious continue beating Underbaker into submission as Hoity makes his way to the ring-
Hoity Toity: Well done, boys. Well done.
-Hoity Toity pulls a few large bills out of his pocket before handing them out to the two-
Dr. Whooves: Hoity paid the Delicious brothers to do this? How cowardly can you get?
Discord: It's actually rather genius if you think about it. Pay off a few nobodies who have nothing else to do, and let them do the dangerous stuff.
-The crowd boos while Hoity grabs a microphone-
Hoity: You can boo all you want, but money talks, and it talks MUCH louder than you lower class degenerates. Too long has the EWF been represented by undeserving slouches without a well earned penny to their name. Most of our "Champions" couldn't even afford the gold that they wear, it's pathetic. Me, on the other hand, I'm a self made man. I'm worth millions of dollars, and I got rich because I was willing to do what it takes. Wrestling isn't that much different from business. You take any opportunity when it appears, you ally those who are useful, and crush those that stand in the way. At Boiling Point, I plan to make the greatest business acquisition of my life. I'm going to take the World Brawler's Championship as a trophy, and add some well needed prestige to the male division here on Sublime. The two delicious brothers over here will be my insurance policy, loyal employees who will wear down the Underbaker until I deliver the final blow. You have a lot of power, Underbaker, but it's not greater than the power of wealth! After all, everyone has a price. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Dr. Whooves: Hoity might have gotten the drop on Underbaker here tonight, but next week there's going to be hell to pay. And I think it'll be one check not even Hoity can cover.
*Commercial*
*Maud Pie's theme plays*
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Maud Pie, she's definitely gotta be looking to follow up on her big win last week.
Discord: Without a doubt. If you want to get noticed in this company, you've got to keep up your momentum at all times.
-Maud rolls down to the ring riding on Tom before awaiting her opponent-
*Basic Thuganomics theme plays*
-Babs Seed emerges on stage, with Sour Tooth following behind holding the beatbox-
Sour Tooth: Word life-this is Basic Thuganomics
Word life-I'm untouchable but I'm forcin' you to feel me
Babs Seed: Whether fightin' or spittin' my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin' up in a defensive position
An ass-kickin' anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin' camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid you missin' the point
Sour Tooth: Word life. We're untouchable but we're forcing you to feel us!
Maud: *Looking unimpressed as usual* Wow, that was some great rhythm…
Babs Seed: Uh, thanks….?
Maud: You're welcome, but I still have to beat you.
Dr. Whooves: Time for Maud Pie to face off against one of the former Sublime Tag-Team Champions. This will definitely be a momentum booster for her if she can pull it off.
Match 3: Maud Pie vs Babs Seed/w Sour Tooth
*4 minutes later*
-Maud Pie goes for a grapple, but Babs Seed counters with a series of hard punches. Once Maud Pie is stunned Babs goes for a Rotten Core. When Maud tries to counter with a Schist Babs Seed turns it around and Irish Whips Maud Pie into the turnbuckle before running at her and driving her knee into Maud's midsection-
Discord: Babs Seed has been keeping Maud on her toes with some very fast and hard offense so far.
Dr. Whooves: Maud will need to find a way to make offense of her own soon, one thing you don't want is Babs Seed setting the pace of the match.
*3 minutes later*
-Babs Seed suplexes Maud Pie off the turnbuckle and goes for a dive, but Maud rolls out of the way at the last moment-
Discord: Not often that we see Babs Seed go high risk, but Maud's still lucky to have rolled out of that one.
-Maud moves in for a Schist, but Babs Seed counters and hits a Rotten Core-
Dr. Whooves: Rotten Core! Maud is down, could this be it?!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: So close! But Maud manages to kick out at the last moment.
*4 minutes later*
-Babs Seed and Maud are trading punches in the ring, Babs Seed quickly takes advantage and stuns Maud. She then goes for a Rotten Core, but Maud manages to slip out at the last second-
Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed was looking for a second Rotten Core, but Maud managed to dodge the bullet.
Discord: Good thing too. Another hit like that probably would have finished her.
-Maud Pie turns around just in time to dodge a flying tackle from Babs Seed, she then manages to catch Babs and hit a Schist-
Dr. Whooves: Schist! Schist!
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie begins to celebrate her victory when Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality rush into the ring and start beating her down. Sour Tooth quickly helps Babs Seed escape, leaving Maud Pie at the mercy of Starlight and the Acolytes-
Dr. Whooves: Starlight! The Acolytes! What the….?!
-Starlight and her followers quickly beat the resistance out of Maud before Starlight points at one of the announce tables-
Dr. Whooves: Don't tell me they're gonna...oh god….
Discord: Whenever Starlight sends a message, she always sends a big one.
-Gloomlee and Blackheart quickly drag Maud over to the announce table before combining both their finishers and driving her right through it-
Dr. Whooves: Oh My God! Maud just sent crashing through the table with that devastating tag-team finisher!
-The crowd boos heavily, apparently much to Starlight's pleasure-
Starlight: She brought this on herself you know. By associating with the likes of Scootaloo, Maud Pie associated herself with inequality. Maud would rather befriend those that seek to drag her down with them, those that keep her bound in oppression. She, like many in the EWF, is nothing more than a lost sheep. My methods might seem harsh, but it's necessary to separate the wheat from the chaff. Now, on to the more important matter at hand. Last week, Scootaloo used a cowardly ambush to destroy my chances at becoming part of the World Fighter's Championship match at Boiling Point. She has delayed the salvation of Sublime, but she will not stop it. To prove the righteousness of my cause, I challenge Scootaloo to battle me and my Acolytes in a match. She may recruit whatever fools stupid enough to follow her, but not even equal numbers will save Scootaloo from the divine retribution I am going to inflict upon her. I will await your answer, Scootaloo, if you aren't too fearful to confront me directly.
Discord: A very powerful challenge from Starlight tonight. She's sent a clear and deadly message to Scootaloo. The only question is how will Lunacy's Queen of the Scene respond to this attack on her friend and the challenge laid out against her?
*Commercial*
-The show returns as "Chess" by Mark Williot plays-
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing a combined 289 pounds, Couchmate!
-Couchmate emerges on the ramp. With Checkmate seeming to go through several battle strategies while Davenport does his usual handing out of coupons-
*Woo Woo Woo! You Know it!*
-Ace and Zack Ryder emerge on stage, heading to the ring with their usual confident swagger-
Dr. Whooves: Ace and Zack Ryder have to be stinging after losing their Combos of Carnage Titles to SCUM at High Stakes, but they've got a chance to build up some momentum for their rematch here tonight.
Match 4: Couchmate vs. Rack Attack
*5 minutes later*
-Zack Ryder tries to surprise Checkmate with a running attack, but Checkmate quickly dodges it like he's jumping a hurdle. Ryder then tries to attack from behind only for Checkmate to counter and hit a suplex-
Discord: A suplex! Couchmate seems to be just one step ahead of Zack Ryder so far.
-Checkmate goes for a Castle, but Ryder tries to counter with a Rough Ryder only to be countered with a Gambit-
Dr. Whooves: Gambit! Gambit! And he has the cover!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Not quite. The former champ won't go down that easily.
*4 minutes later*
-Davenport goes for a Closing Sale, but Ace counters and Irish Whips him into the corner before running up and beginning a savage rain of punches-
Dr. Whooves: Ace is building up some serious offense now, Davenport needs to find a way out of this quickly!
-Ace throws Davenport to the floor before climbing the turnbuckle, he goes for a dive, but Davenport manages to roll out of the way-
Discord: Ace was going high risk, but Davenport just barely managed to dodge the bullet.
-Davenport tries to catch Ace off-guard with a Liquidiation, but Ace counters with a hard kick to the ribs before hitting a Low Serve-
Ace: HA! Didn't see that coming did ya...BITCH!
*1…..2…...3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Rack Attack!
Dr. Whooves: And the former Combos of Carnage Champions come out on top.
Discord: This is definitely a good momentum booster for them, but they'll need to pull out twice the effort if they want to defeat SCUM and reclaim their championships.
*Commercial*
-Twilight Sparkle is walking backstage when she encounters Night Glider-
Twilight: Oh! Hey, Night Glider. You ready for tonight's big match? I'm glad to have you on my side. I saw some of your earlier matches when I was still on Lunacy, pretty impressive.
Night Glider: Heh. Thanks. I should say the same to you. It's nice to know that we'll have a former world champ on our side.
Twilight: It'll be tough going against Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Colgate, but I think we've got a pretty strong team here. We've got a fair chance o-
-Twilight is cut off by the sound of moaning from a nearby closet. She goes and opens the door to find a naked Cloudkicker, Daring, and Trenderhoof in close contact-
Twilight: What in the…?!
-Daring and Trenderhoof quickly move to cover themselves, but Cloudkicker stretches and casually shows off her assets-
Cloudkicker: Getting a good show? Naughty voyeurs snooping around…
Twilight: For the love of all things holy, will you put some clothes on?!
Cloudkicker: Fiiiiine….we've got a match to get to anyways.
-The three in the closet all get dressed before strutting out-
Daring: Sorry about that…
Cloudkicker: Don't be, I'm sure they enjoyed the show.
-The three walk off, with Twilight shaking her head in disgust and Night Glider looking on with a face of disbelief-
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it!*
Baritone: The following intergender tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing a combined 352 pounds, representing Indecent Exposure and accompanied to the ring by Daring Do, Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof!
-The group walks out on stage. Cloudkicker flirts with pretty much every audience member while Trenderhoof taps away at his touchpad. Meanwhile Daring seems to be constantly resisting the urge to take her clothes off again-
Dr. Whooves: Probably one of the most oddball group of deviants on Sublime.
Discord: Eh, seem pretty tame to me. They could always take it a step further.
Dr. Whooves: For the love of decency man, don't give them any ideas.
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Haakim: افساح الطريق ومشاهدة في رهبة كما يتم سحق المتمردين خاطئين من سامية من قبل السلطة للأميرة ولها التجنيب الموالين (Make way and watch in awe as the sinful rebels of Sublime are crushed by the power of Amira and her loyal retainer Haakim!)
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Amira and Haakim, who have dedicated themselves to defeating Cloudkicker and Daring Do and forcing them to abandon their "sinful" ways.
Discord: Such buzzkills, I hope Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof knock some sense into those two tonight.
Match 5: Intergender Tag Match. Amira and Haakim vs. Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof
*5 minutes later*
-Cloudkicker goes to stun Amira with a kick, but Amira ducks under it and Irish Whips Cloudkicker into the turnbuckle. She then starts punching Cloudkicker several times before tagging in Haakim, the two of them then combine their strength to drive Cloudkicker face first into the mat-
: Amira and Haakim are working in tandem with some very good offense so far, this is going to be bad for Cloudkicker unless she can get a tag soon.
-Haakim drags Cloudkicker to the center of the ring before setting up for a Haram Slam, but Cloudkicker counters with a Scissors Kick before tagging in Trenderhoof-
Discord: And now Trenderhoof gets in on the action, can he turn things around for his team?
*6 minutes later*
-Trenderhoof and Haakim are brawling in the center of the ring. Haakim tries to grapple Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof counters and hits a Trendsetter-
Dr. Whooves: Trendsetter! Haakim is down!
*1...2-kick-out!*
Discord: But not quite out.
-As Trenderhoof tries to pick Haakim back up Haakim kicks him away before making a tag to Amira, but before getting out of the ring he continues his attack on Trenderhoof. Trenderhoof takes Haakim down again with another Trendsetter, but is caught off-guard as Amira blindsides him with a Dust Devil-
Dr. Whooves: Dust Devil! Trenderhoof has no idea what him, and Amira is now legal!
-Amira goes for a pin, but only gets a two count-
-Amira screeches in Arabic before stomping on Trenderhoof repeatedly-
Discord: Only a two count, and Amira is in disbelief.
*2 minutes later*
-Amira tackles Trenderhoof to the mat and locks in the Camel Clutch-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! The Camel Clutch! I don't know if Trenderhoof can make it out of this one.
-Cloudkicker moves in to assist, but quickly gets tackled out of the ring by Haakim. Meanwhile Daring desperately cheers Trenderhoof on, only for him to give up and tap out a few moments later-
Discord: He put up a struggle, but without reinforcement there was no way for Trenderhoof to make it through the dreaded Camel Clutch.
Baritone: Here are your winners, Amira and Haakim!
-As soon as the announcement is made Amira and Haakim immediately resume the attack, assaulting both Trenderhoof and Cloudkicker-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! The match is over, there's no need for this.
-Haakim quickly beats down Trenderhoof, meanwhile Amira moves in on Cloudkicker. Daring attacks Haakim with a Sapphire Shock, but Amira counters and takes her down with a Dust Devil-
Discord: Ouch! Daring tried to help her stablemates, but only got a Dust Devil as her reward.
-Cloudkicker ambushes Amira from behind, and almost hits a Scissors Kick before Amira ducks and hits her with a Dust Devil as well. Meanwhile the crowd boos as Indecent Exposure now lies disabled around the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Absolutely disgraceful…
-Amira sneers in disdain before entering the ring, microphone in hand-
Amira: This...is where the path of the unrighteous leads. The path of sinners only has one end, and it is before you. This is simply a preview of the war I will wage on Daring Do at Boiling Point. I will devastate this harlot, and show my true power to all of Sublime. My victory shall be so spectacular that Celestia will have no choice but to give me a shot at the World Fighter's Championship!
Discord: There's no certainty of that. But one thing is for sure, Amira has suddenly recaptured everyone's attention…..
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back ladies and gents, and it's finally time for the Sublime Tag-Team Championship number one contender's match! Where not just two teams, but FOUR teams will be battling for the right to challenge the Real Equestrians at Boiling Point.
Discord: It's certain to be a chaotic battle, I can't wait to get this started.
*Dubstep/Rock Music plays*
Baritone: The following fatal-four-way tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the number one contenders for the Sublime Tag-Team Championships! Introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Lemon Zest!
-Lemon Zest walks on to stage, rocking out to her headphones while waving at a few audience members-
Dr. Whooves: And here's Lemon Zest, one of Sublime's newer stars, and who's her partner?
*A weird mix of hard/soft music starts playing*
Baritone: And her partner, from Canterlot, weighing 138 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Sour Sweet!
-Sour Sweet happily skips out on to the ramp and gives Lemon Zest a hug*
Sour: Hey there, partner! Let's go have a fun time…..AS WE DESTROY THEM ALL! Hehehehe...sorry, I get carried away sometimes.
Discord: And another of our even better new additions, Sour Sweet! I like that woman's style.
*The Spa Twin's theme plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring,from Loneyville, weighing a combined 284 pounds, The Spa Twins!
-Aloe and Lotus Blossom begin their walk to the ring, blowing kisses at various fans as they make their way in-
Dr. Whooves: Out of all the teams in this match, Aloe and Lotus are the only ones who've tasted Championship gold in the past. I'm sure they'd love to earn the chance to taste it again, and they just might do that.
*The Sediment Sisters' Theme plays*
Baritone: And their opponents,from Boulder, Colorado, weighing a combined 337 pounds, The Sediment Sisters!
-The Sediment Sisters make their way to the ring, with Limestone leading the way confidently as Marble shyly followers behind her-
Discord: These two sisters used to be practical unknowns, but they've taken a much more aggressive approach to things as of late and have gotten much more notoriety as a result. Heck, they were even in High Stakes' Fatal-Four-Way for the Sublime Tag-Team Championships. They could end up earning two title battles in a row.
*Country Music plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 132 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Apple Bloom!
Dr. Whooves: And here's a woman who could definitely use a big win here tonight. Apple Bloom has spent months in the shadows, but this match could bring her back into the spotlight in an instant.
*Sweetie Belle's theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing her partner, from Loneyville, weighing 128 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Sweetie Belle!
Discord: Sweetie Belle could definitely use this win as well. Will this finally be the night for her and her friend Apple Bloom to shine?
Match 6: Sublime Tag-Team Championship Number 1 Contender's Match, Lemon Zest and Sour Sweet vs. The Sediment Sisters vs. The Spa Twins vs. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
*5 minutes later*
-Limestone takes down Lemon Zest with a Richter Flip, but is soon ambushed by Aloe who drags her over to the corner before tagging in Lotus Blossom. The two then perform a tag-team Treatment. Lotus quickly follows up with a pin, but only gets a 2 count-
Dr. Whooves: A close call there. The Spa Twins seem to be the dominant force in this match so far.
Discord: They have a natural advantage here. Not many teams on Sublime can match the synergy shared by The Spa Twins.
-Lotus tries to set up for another attack on Limestone, but is attacked and hit with a Late Bloomer from Apple Bloom-
Dr. Whooves: Apple Bloom from nowhere! Lotus is down!
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: And Lotus holds on. You really have to watch yourself in these type of matches, attacks can come from anywhere at anytime.
*4 minutes later*
-Sour Sweet and Sweetie Belle are fighting outside the ring, meanwhile Lotus is backed up in the corner and under heavy assault from Marble-
Dr. Whooves: Lotus has really found herself in a difficult position. She needs to get free and tag in her sister soon.
-Marble pulls Lotus away from the turnbuckle and hits a Quake-
Discord: It's a Quake!
-Marble goes for a pin, but Lotus manages to reach out and grab the bottom rope-
Dr. Whooves: Smart move by Lotus, but she still needs to make that tag.
-Lotus manages to counter Marble's next attack, and quickly makes a tag to Aloe who storms into the ring and drives Marble back, but soon afterwards Sour Sweet re-enters the ring and hits a Rude Awakening-
Discord: Rude Awakening! Can Aloe kick out?
*1...2-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: She does. What an upset that would have been for Sour Sweet though.
*6 minutes later*
-Lemon Zest has Sweetie Belle in a Citrus Lock, and she seems ready to tap until Aloe breaks the hold and starts attacking Lemon Zest. She hits a Treatment on Lemon Zest, only for Sweetie Belle to get up and hit her with a Bell Toll. Sweetie tries to follow up with a pin, but only gets a 2 count-
Discord: A very opportunistic strike from Sweetie Belle, but she's going to need to build more momentum to finish this.
*3 minutes later*
-Lemon Zest tries to attack Sweetie Belle, only for Sweetie Belle to counter and Irish Whip her out of the ring. Aloe then tries to hit a Treatment, but Sweetie Belle counters and hits her with a Bell Toll-
Dr. Whooves: Another Bell Tool! Sweetie Belle is on a roll and taking on all challengers!
-Sweetie Belle attempts to hit her finisher on Limestone as well, but Limestone counters and hits a Richter Flip-
Discord: Richter Flip! Could this be it?
*1….2….3!*
Dr. Whooves: It is! The Sediment Sisters have it!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and the new number one contender's for the Sublime Tag-Team Championship, The Sediment Sisters!
-Limestone and Marble begin celebrating in the ring-
Dr. Whooves: That was an intense battle. The Real Equestrians better watch out, the Sediment Sisters certainly mean business.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: We're back, and just in time for our main event. The six competitors in Boiling Point's blockbuster Armageddon Hell in Cell will split into teams of three and face off in a six woman tag-team match!
Discord: This is going to be quite the collision of powers, and will be a great way for the winners to build momentum for the bigger war ahead of them.
*I was born to win!*
Baritone: The following six woman tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Equalitopia, weighing 121 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-Night Glider quickly sprints her way down to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And first up for one team is Night Glider, the young underdog of this matchup. She'll bring some high-octane offense to her side.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Lonevyville, weighing 144 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: Adding on to Night Glider's high-impact speed is the unpredictable but surprising power of Pinkie Pie. Even before she got screwed up by a head injury we had no idea what she was going to do, but now she's a true wild card like no other .
*A thousand stories fill my head….*
Baritone: And their partner, from Lonevyille, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Twilight Sparkle!
Dr. Whooves: And here's the woman to balance the other two. While not as fast as Night Glider or as powerful as Pinkie Pie, Twilight is one of the best technical fighters in this whole company. Plus, she's a former world champion, which is helpful when the other team has a current world champion on their side.
*Dentist Drill followed by foreboding music*
Baritone: And their opponents, introducing first, from Lonevyille, weighing 142 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Discord: The opposing team in tonight's main event looks to be no less formiddable. Starting off with the sadistic Colgate.
*HARDCORE COUNTRY!*
Baritone: Introducing next, from Lonevyille, weighing 145 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure Applejack has to be eager for a big victory after her long absence due to injury. She returned last week to assist her friend, Twilight Sparkle, but the match ended in a no contest due to the interference of The Acolytes of Equality.
Discord: Let's just hope she hasn't gotten rusty, her team will need all her strength in this colossal battle.
*You see my flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And their partner, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: And to top of her team, here comes the World Fighter's Champion herself, Rainbow Dash. She has quite the challenge ahead of her, as she'll have to hold off FIVE competitors at Boiling Point.
Discord: I've learned to never underestimate Rainbow Dash, but this might be too big an order for even our world champion.
Main Event: Night Glider, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle vs. Colgate, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash
*5 minutes later*
-Colgate goes for a Rinse, Wash, Repeat, but Night Glider counters and stuns Colgate with a drop-kick. She then rebounds herself off the ropes and goes for a flying tackle, but Colgate catches her mid-air and slams her down-
Discord: Ouch, and Night Glider's fast offense was just ground to a halt by some quick thinking on the part of Colgate.
-Colgate tries setting up for the Root Canal, but Night Glider counters and hits a Shroud before quickly making a tag to Pinkie Pie, who rushes into the ring and begins a brutal assault against Colgate-
: And Night Glider makes the tag, and Pinkie Pie is storming into the ring like a house of fire.
-Pinkie Pie hits the stunned Colgate with a Pinkie Sense-
Discord: And a Pinkie Sense! Can she finish it?
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: No! The battle continues!
*6 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie and Applejack are trading punches in the ring. Pinkie Pie tries to hit a Pinkie Sense, but Applejack counters and hits Pinkie with a Southern Hospitality-
Discord: Southern Hospitality! And down goes Pinkie!
-Applejack goes for a pin, but only gets a 2 count. She then picks up Pinkie Pie and tries to hit another Southern Hospitality, but Pinkie Pie counters and hits a Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Sense! Pinkie Sense out of nowhere!
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
-Pinkie Pie picks Applejack up and throws her into the nearby turnbuckle before climbing up and raining down punches on her-
Discord: Applejack might have kicked out, but she's in a pretty bad position now. She'll need to work her way out fast.
*8 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie goes to finish off Applejack with a finisher, but Applejack breaks free and tags in Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie meanwhile responds by tagging in Twilight Sparkle-
Dr. Whooves: And now Rainbow Dash and Twilight will face off. Who will turn the balance in favor of their team?
-Rainbow Dash tries to start it off with a quick series of kicks, but Twilight manages to grab her leg and starts trying to grapple her. Rainbow Dash begins to counter and is about to escape when Twilight manages to hit Take a Note-
Dr. Whooves: Take a Note! And the champ is down!
*1…..2..-kick-out!*
Discord: And a kick out!
-Rainbow Dash soon springs back up to her feet and surprises Twilight with a dropkick, she then rebounds herself off the ropes and hits Twilight with a bulldog as she tries to recover. With Twilight down Rainbow Dash then begins climbing the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh, Rainbow Dash is thinking high risk! Will it pay off?
-Rainbow Dash dives off the turnbuckle, smashing into the downed Twilight-
Discord: It does! Sonic Raindrop!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Colgate!
-Rainbow Dash and Applejack begin celebrating in the ring, meanwhile Colgate subtly takes her leave. They help Twilight and Night Glider to their feet before shaking hands with them and then doing the same with Pinkie Pie-
Dr. Whooves: What an amazing battle that main event was, and some good displays of sportsmanship to finish it all off.
Discord: It's been a wild ride tonight, but that's all we have time for. We'll see you all next week!
*End of Show*

Match Results:
Private Panzer defeated Octavia by pinfall (19:13)
Underbaker defeated Damien Sandow by pinfall (12:34)
Maud Pie defeated Babs Seed by pinfall (11:21)
Rack Attack defeated Couchmate by pinfall (9:02)
Amira and Haakim defeated Indecent Exposure by Submission (13:45)
The Sediment Sisters won Tag-Team Fatal-Four-Way (18:55)
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Colgate defeated Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Night Glider by pinfall (19:58)

Matches for Boiling Point:
World Fighter's Championship Hell In A Cell: Rainbow Dash(C) vs. Twilight Sparkle vs. Applejack vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Colgate vs. Night Glider
International Championship TLC: Octavia (C) vs. Vinyl Scratch
World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker (C) vs. Hoity Toity
Sublime Tag-Team Championship, The Real Equestrians (C) vs. The Sediment Sisters
Attire Choice Match, Amira vs. Daring Do
Contract Redemption Match, Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer

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