The Equestrian Wrestling Federation
Chapter 217: Sublime - 7-20-16
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-The Sublime Symposium is filled to the brim with thousands of screaming fans as the pyro blasts off, meanwhile Commander Hurricane and her entourage are waiting in the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome ladies and gentleman to another edition of Friday Night Sublime. We're still fresh off the heels of a fantastic Pay-Per-View at High Stakes.
Discord: World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash had a brutal title defense against Starlight Glimmer. Dr. Caballeron earned the opportunity of a lifetime in the Brawl For It All Ladder Match.
Dr. Whooves: And let's not forget, Commander Hurricane earned an equal opportunity under dubious circumstances in the Fight For Your Right Ladder match. It'll be interesting to see how that's resolved.
Discord: What's their to resolve? She has the briefcase, she gets the title shot.
Dr. Whooves: We'll see about that. In other news, tonight we've got some great matches lined up. Including Number One Contender's Matches for both the World Fighter's and World Brawler's Championships. The World Brawler's will be a fatal-four-way between Big MacIntosh, Braeburn, Captain Pipsqueak, and Hoity Toity. The World Fighter's will be a six woman tag-match between Pinkie Pie, Colgate, and Night Glider versus Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, and a mystery participant that hasn't been announced yet. The three women on the winning team will go on to challenge for the World Fighter's Championship in a Fatal-Four-Way!
Discord: I can't wait to see them, but for now, let's see what Commander Hurricane has to say.
Squire: SILENCE.
-Crowd boos-
Squire: I said silence you insolent fools! Show respect for your betters for once!
-The crowd continues to make noise to Squire's annoyance, but slowly dies down enough for Commander Hurricane to speak-
Commander Hurricane: At long last, my time grows near. For too long I've been without an empire. For too long I've been without the glory that I rightfully deserve. But now that I have the Fight For Your Right briefcase, my empire is in sight. All that remains is to wait for Rainbow Dash to turn her back, and with one strike I will descend and relieve her of the World Fighter's Championship, an honor she's clearly unworthy of. Once that happens Sublime will finally have a leader that represents true POWER and STRENGTH. I will be the most glorious champion that the EWF has ever seen, and none will be able to stop m-
*I'm The Cult of Personality!*
Dr. Whooves: Aha! Here comes General Manager Celestia. I was wondering when she'd appear.
Discord: *Sigh* Celly, why do you always have to be the buzzkill?
Celestia: Sorry to interrupt your regular ego stroking, Commander Hurricane, but there's a few issues with those plans of yours. For one, you didn't earn that briefcase you're holding, you had your minion steal it for you.
Commander Hurricane: How dare you?! I stole nothing! This opportunity is rightfully mine! You will not take it from me!
Celestia: Oh, I won't be taking it from you, but someone else will. I decided it's only fair I gave another chance to the wrestlers you stole from. So tonight, in Sublime's main event, you will face all eight of the other Fight For Your Right participants in a Gauntlet Match!
-The crowd goes wild, meanwhile Commander Hurricane's jaw drops-
Dr. Whooves: A Gauntlet match! Justice is being served cold!
Discord: This is just outrageous. How is Commander Hurricane supposed to defeat eight opponents in a row?!
Dr. Whooves: Well, if she's the glorious warrior she claims to be, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Commander Hurricane: This is unacceptable! You have no authori-
Celestia: No authority? My dear Hurricane, I have ALL the authority.
Commander Hurricane: What if I refuse your gauntlet?
Celestia: Not very bold warrior like of you. But fine, go ahead and refuse, I'll just strip you of the briefcase directly.
Commander Hurricane: Fine. I'll fight in your Gauntlet, and after I destroy all in my path you will let me keep this briefcase without further annoyance?
Celestia: If you can manage the feat, then yes, it's all yours.
Dr. Whooves: What a development folks. A blockbuster main event was just formed here in the early moments of the night. Sublime's first ever Gauntlet match. I can't wait, but for now, we have another match for you.
-Commander Hurricane and her entourage clear the ring just as Maud Pie's theme starts to play-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Boulder, weighing 144 pounds, she is the CCW Champion, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie enters the ring in her usual manner, by rolling down on Tom-
Discord: This entrance will never get old. I don't know how Maud manages to not get hurt by that, but it's awesome to watch.
Dr. Whooves: Maud is definitely one you don't want to underestimate, her demeanor is well...rock-like.
*Fill my eyes, with that double vision*
Baritone: Introducing her opponent, standing five foot, five inches tall, and weighing 128 pounds, Pretty Vision
-Pretty Vision emerges on stage and marches down to the ring as Iron Will shouts random motivational quotes at her-
Discord: And here comes one of Sublime's biggest underdogs. Pretty Vision has always found herself on the short end of things, but always keeps going .
Match 1: Maud Pie vs. Pretty Vision/w Iron Will
*4 Minutes later*
-Maud goes for a clothesline, but Pretty Vision ducks under it and hits back with a DDT. Before Maud can recover Pretty Vision starts setting up for a Tunnel Vision, but Maud breaks free. Soon the two women begin trading punches back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: This has been a very competitive contest so far. Both these women have extensive willpower and surprising durability.
*5 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision tries to Irish Whip Maud, but Maud counters by Irish Whipping Pretty Vision out of the ring. Maud goes to pursue, but as soon as she steps outside Pretty Vision blindsides her and slams her head against the ring apron before rolling her back inside-
Discord: Excellent counter by Pretty Vision. She could use this to turn the match in her favor if she capitalizes properly.
-Pretty Vision picks up Maud Pie and sets up for a Double Vision, but Maud counters and hits a Schist-
Dr. Whooves: The Schist! The Schist!
*1...2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Maud Pie!
Discord: A very impressive and dominant victory by Maud Pie. This definitely has to be morale boosting.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed. It seems Maud's bad luck streak might finally be coming to an end.
*Commercial*
-When the show returns Octavia is in the middle of the ring, proudly wearing the International Championship once again-
Octavia: It is time for celebration, for the International Championship has been returned to a respectable and worthy owner. An owner who will bring prestige and honor to Sublime.
-The crowd boos in disagreement-
Octavia: Deny it all you want, but the truth is right in front of you. You all are simply too blind to see it. Vinyl Scratch's reign only lasted a month, and even that wasn't short enough. However, the shortness of her reign should prove even further that she never deserved this title in the first place. She's a sub-par competitor, and a sub-par member of society. To Vinyl Scratch, this is all just a game, something to do for "Fun". But me? I'm a serious competitor. I seek to have true accomplishments, I seek to build a legacy that will endure for decades. Twenty years from now I will be a name synonymous with success, but nobody will remember this "Vinyl Scratch".
*Dub-step music plays*
Dr. Whooves: Speak of the devil. Looks like Vinyl won't take this slander lying down.
Vinyl Scratch: You know, Tavi, it really warms my heart that you have nothing better to do than come out here and shit on me once a month. But nobody is buying your bullshit. There is not a single person in this crowd that believes a word you're saying. You aren't a "serious competitor". You're a backstabbing bitch that thinks she can connive her way to the top.
Octavia: It's obviously worked better than whatever your strategy is.
-Vinyl starts slowly approaching the ring as she speaks-
Vinyl: Yeah, yeah. You managed to get the title back, for now. But I'm not done yet. I fully intend to take it again at Boiling Point.
Octavia: I was going to get to that. *Sigh* Vinyl, both you and I can admit that this little rivalry of ours is growing tiresome. It's time to put an end to it, one way or another. I propose that we make our battle for the International Championship at Boiling Point the last. I want to add a stipulation that whoever loses can no longer challenge for the International Championship until the winner loses it to someone different.
-Vinyl Scratch enters the ring, smirking at Octavia-
Vinyl: I like that idea, think I'll accept it, on a few conditions though. One, if any of your little friends get involved, the deal's off. Two, I get to pick the match type.
Octavia: Pick the match type? Absolutely not!
Vinyl: What's the matter? If you're such a superior fighter, you should be able to beat me in any kind of match.
Octavia: Grrrrr, fine. Pick your match. I'll defeat you on your own terms, and prove once and for all that I am the better woman.
Vinyl: Ha, we'll see about that. Because at Boiling Point, you'll be fighting me in Tables, Ladders, and Chairs!
-The crowd goes wild-
Discord: Incredible! A TLC match for the International Championship at Boiling Point! So early in the show and we're already seeing blockbusters being formed.
*The camera switches backstage where Starlight and the Acolytes of Equality are preparing to head out*
Starlight: The time is approaching my Acolytes. Although you may have failed at High Stakes, you have proved yourselves worthy. After this match you will become fully integrated into my following. But first, I want you to prove your devotion by utterly decimating your opponents. Defeat them, and then baptize them through pain.
Cheerilee: We will make you proud, great teacher.
Nurse Redheart: They will see the truth, even if it takes their head mashed against steel to do it.
Starlight: That's the spirit, now get out there.
*Camera switches back to the ring as The Spa Twins' theme plays*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first,from Loneyville, weighing a combined 304 pounds, The Spa Twins!
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Aloe and Lotus Blossom. Former tag-team champions, they've been on a streak of bad luck lately, but they still aren't to be underestimated.
Discord: Definitely an excellent test for Starlight's acolytes.
*This Fire Burns…..Alwaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, weighing a combined 327 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Starlight Glimmer, The Acolytes of Equality!
-Starlight does her signature pose, with Redheart and Cheerilee standing on either side and holding up the equal symbol before all three begin marching to the ring-
Discord: And here comes one of Sublime's most deadly groups. The Acolytes of Equality. They used to be laughing stocks, but under Starlight's tutelage they've become grave threats.
Dr. Whooves: Definitely. The Spa Twins should not take this match lightly, especially with Starlight Glimmer herself tagging along at ringside.
Match 2: The Spa Twins vs. The Acolytes of Equality/w Starlight Glimmer
*5 minutes later*
-Aloe goes to grapple Cheerilee, but Cheerilee counters and knocks Aloe back with a hard uppercut before picking her up and and hitting a heavy piledriver-
Discord: THE LEARNING CURVE! And Aloe goes down. The Acolytes have been putting up a heavy, merciless offense so far.
-Cheerilee tries to set up a submission hold but Aloe fights her off and gets back to her feet. Cheerilee attempts to hit an Extra Credit but Aloe counters and hits Cheerilee with a Bulldog before tagging in Lotus Blossom-
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins have been on the defensive so far. But they've been very smart to keep themselves fresh with rapid tags.
*3 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom and Nurse Redheart go back and forth through a series of grapples, eventually Lotus gets an advantage and sets up for a Treatment, only for Nurse Redheart to counter at the last minute and hit a Flatline-
Discord: Flatline! Nurse Redheart hits a devastating Flatline!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: But Lotus kicks out at the last moment!
-Nurse Redheart starts angrily stomping on Lotus before dragging her over to the corner and tagging in Cheerilee. The two of them then do a double suplex on Lotus before Cheerilee takes over the assault-
Discord: And the deadly rampage of the Acolytes continues…..
*4 minutes later*
-Cheerilee sets up for an Extra Credit, but Lotus manages to slip free and Irish Whips Cheerilee, however Cheerilee uses the rebound to hit a In-Ring-Suspension-
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Another close call for the Spa Twins, but they won't last much longer unless they manage to turn this around somehow.
-Cheerilee sets up for an Extra Credit again, but Lotus manages to stun her with a hard elbow and charges for the corner, but Cheerilee grabs her by the leg and trips her-
Discord: Uh-oh. Lotus was looking for a tag, but Cheerilee has her! Can she still make it to the corner?
-Cheerilee tries to drag Lotus back to the center of the ring, but Lotus kicks her in the face several times until she gets loose and then makes the tag. Aloe soon storms into the ring and takes Cheerilee out with a rapid offense of several kicks-
Dr. Whooves: And now Aloe is unleashed! Can she turn the match around?
-Aloe gets in perfect position for The Treatment, but Cheerilee counters at the last second with an Extra Credit-
Discord: Extra Credit! Extra Credit! This could be it!
*1…..2…...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Acolytes of Equality!
-Before Baritone is even finished the Acolytes rush forward and start assaulting Aloe and Lotus Blossom-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on. The match is over, there's no need for this!
Discord: Looks like the Acolytes are proving their devotion.
-Starlight grins and looks on with glee as her Acolytes take the Spa Twins outside the ring and start setting up some devious positions. Cheerilee takes Aloe over to the steel steps, while Nurse Redheart begins setting Lotus Blossom up on the announce table-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no...this looks really bad for the Spa Twins.
-Cheerilee begins slamming Aloe's face into the steel steps repeatedly, meanwhile Nurse Redheart climbs the turnbuckle and dives down, putting Lotus through the announce table-
Discord: Holy shit! Lotus just got sent through the announce table! Both her and the table are completely wrecked. Even Nurse Redheart looks a bit roughed up from that dive.
-Cheerilee throws Aloe to the ground before lifting up the steel steps and slamming them down on her legs, causing Aloe to spasm in pain-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! Cheerilee is brutalizing Aloe with those steel steps! This is bloody insane!
-Eventually the Acolytes stop their assault. With The Spa Twins both laid out and unconcious Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee enter the ring to meet with a very pleased looking Starlight-
Starlight: Well done, my Acolytes. You have proved your devotion, your loyalty, and your relentless commitment to do anything for our cause. For that, I now officialize your initiation, and bestow you your new names. From here on out, you shall be known as Blackheart and Gloomlee.
Discord: Just like the knightings back in England, eh, Whooves?
Whooves: Yeah. Cheerio…..
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Starlight and her Acolytes backstage-
Starlight: You two go on ahead, I need to prepare myself for my glorious victory later tonight.
Blackheart: Very well. Equality go with you, great teacher.
-Starlight heads into her locker room, but soon it's evident she's not alone. She hears a noise and turns around, only to get blindsided by Scootaloo who stuns her with a hard punch before slamming her head into the locker-
Scootaloo: Sorry Starlight. But you're all about equality right? Wouldn't be fair if I didn't do to you what you did to me.
-She picks up Starlight and throws her into the wall before punching her repeatedly. Starlight manages to catch a punch and starts fighting back, but soon gets leveled when Scootaloo hits a Scootabuse on her-
Scootaloo: Did you really think I'd just sit back and take that? I've dealt with far worse bullies than you. Your type is what is ruining Lunacy, so I'm going to do Sublime a favor and stop you from ruining things here.
-Scootaloo continues her relentlessly assault on Starlight Glimmer, beating her down until she doesn't get up anymore. Finishing the deal with a final slam into the locker and a second Scootabuse-
Scootaloo: That'll teach you to ambush me again. Next time you've got a problem, come to my face and say it. Trying to destroy me just to get at Rainbow Dash? It's such a low blow, and just shows how much of a coward you are. All that talk of equality and salvation is just bullshit, and nobody else is buying it. The more you strike out, the more people will see that you're just a bully pretending to be a saint.
-Scootaloo exits the locker room, soon encountering Blackheart and Gloomlee-
Scootaloo: Sorry girls, too slow. Your "Great Teacher" is lying on the floor in there, probably needs some help. Better get to it.
-At first the Acolytes seem ready to attack, but in the end they run into the locker room and allow Scootaloo to safely slip away-
*Camera switches back to the ring*
Dr. Whooves: Well we just witnessed a rather brutal attack launched on Starlight Glimmer by Scootaloo. Probably in retaliation for the attack Scootaloo suffered at Starlight's hands back at High Stakes.
Discord: Kinda hypocritical if you ask me, Scootaloo resorting to the same tactics of the "Bullies" she says she's fighting against.
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it*
Baritone: Introducing first, from Cloudsdale, accompanied by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof. Standing five foot, six inches tall, and weighing 131 pounds, Daring Do!
-Daring Do struts out to the ring wearing a top that barely covers the nippes and underside of her tits, leaving the rest of her cleavage bear. Meanwhile her "Shorts" barely cover her crotch and leave a lot of her ass exposed to bounce and jiggle as she walks. She shows very little shame flaunting herself as she walks to the ring. Meanwhile Trenderhoof records it all on his tablet while Cloudchaser pervs out on Daring to the extreme-
Dr. Whooves: Here comes one of Sublime's more...err...exotic? Women. Daring Do seems to have lost all her modesty in just a few months thanks to the training of Cloudkicker.
Discord: Personally, I'd be okay with Cloudkicker taking even more students under her training.
*A mixture of hard and soft rock plays*
Baritone: And introducing next. From Canterlot, weighing 138 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Sour Sweet!
-Sour Sweet walks to the ring, going back and forth between complimenting at the fans and screaming at them-
Discord: This is my favorite new addition to the roster. Sour Sweet is just so unpredictable.
Dr. Whooves: And unstable.
Discord: Even better!
Match 3: Daring Do/w Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof vs. Sour Sweet
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do is trading punches with Sour Sweet, after stunning her Daring tries to grapple, but Sour Sweet counters and shoves Daring Do away-
Sour Sweet: You'll have to do better than that, bitch! *She gasps* I'm sorry! I didn't mean to swear….
-Daring Do takes advantage of Sour Sweet's confusion to tackle her to the ground, where she begins grinding against her in a rather sexual manner, making Sour Sweet even more confused-
Dr. Whooves: That's a rather...unorthodox tactic.
-Daring Do picks Sour Sweet up and Irish Whips her into the corner, she then goes for a charging attack only for Sour Sweet to side step out of the way-
Sour Sweet: Get away from me, you freak!
*2 minutes later*
-Sour Sweet has Daring Do in position for a Rude Awakening, but Daring counters by planting her lips right on Sour Sweet and forcing her into a deep tongue kiss, this distracts Sour Sweet just long enough for Daring to counter and hit a Sapphire Shock-
Discord: Sapphire Shock! Daring used more of those "Unorthodox tactics" to distract her opponent and hit a Sapphire Shock.
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Daring Do!
-Cloudkicker comes into the ring to celebrate with Daring Do, but soon seems to decide on celebrating in a different way. She plants a kiss of her own on Daring, and the two soon start making out-
Cloudkicker: Fuuuck. Watching you dominate that bitch was almost too much. You need to fight your matches that way more often. And maybe I'll reward you…
-Cloudkicker starts moving her hand towards Daring's shorts when…-
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Discord: God dammit, Amira. Not now!
Amira: STOP! STOP! Stop this sinful display at once!
-The crowd boos-
Amira: Boo all you want. I must stop this shameful act before me. I must preserve the sanctity and honor of Sublime.
Cloudkicker: Oh calm down, Miss Burqa. Sunset Shimmer practically arounds Lunacy butt naked and that show's still going strong. I think we're okay here.
Amira: No, that is just the point. Lunacy is a cesspool of debauchery and lust. We must not allow Sublime to become the same.
Cloudkicker: You're just grumpy because you don't ever get in on action like this. What's the matter? Is your boyfriend not keeping you satisfied?
-Both Amira and Haakim blush and glare at Cloudkicker angrily-
Amira: Enough! -She enters the ring- You will both leave this ring at once, and never again soil the airwaves with your sinfulness! And you. *She points at Daring* For the love of Allah put on some REAL clothes!
Cloudkicker: How about you make us?
Amira: I will if necessary.
Cloudkicker: Hmmm….I have a great idea. Let's settle this at Boiling Point. A match between you and Daring. If you win, she has to go back to her boring old attire that covered everything up...if she wins, you have to wear stuff like what she has on right now!
Daring: Uhh...you sure this is a good idea, Cloudkicker?
Cloudkicker: Relax, Daring. This bitch doesn't look that tough. You can totally handle her.
Amira: Ha. I'll destroy either of you harlots with ease. You're quite lucky, back in my homeland the two of you would be punished quite severely for your deviance.
Cloudkicker: Well, this isn't Arabia hun. This is EWF, and it's put up or shut up.
Amira: If you say so.
-Amira catches Cloudkicker off-guard and hits a Dust Devil, Daring goes in to assist but is laid out with a Dust Devil as well-
Dr. Whooves: Double Dust Devil! Amira just leveled Daring Do and Cloudkicker with ease!
-Trenderhoof goes to attack Amira from behind, but is shoved out of the ring by Haakim-
Discord: Even Haakim gets in on the action, removing Trenderhoof from the equation!
-Amira and Haakim stand triumphant in the ring, basking in the boos from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: The crowd may not approve of the more Puritan attitude Amira and Haakim, but for the moment it seems they are the rulers of this ring.
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone. It's been a tumultuous night so far, but the action is just getting started. Now it's time for the World Brawler's number one contender's match!
*Western cowboy music plays*
Baritone: The following Fatal-Four-Way is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Appleloosa, standing five foot, eleven inches tall, and weighing 215 pounds, Braeburn!
-Braeburn makes his way to the ring doing some sort of strange cowboy dance-
Dr. Whooves: Out of the four men in this match, perhaps none could use the momentum boost more than Braeburn. He was a contender for the Combos of Carnage Championship in the first month, but since then has failed at getting any real traction.
*Pirate music plays*
Baritone: And introducing next….from Isla Del Tosoro, weighing 160 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Captain Pipsqueak!
-Pipsqueak swings directly into the ring on a rope, earning some cheers from the crowd-
Discord: Braeburn may have thought his entrance creative, but nobody makes an entry like Captain Pipsqueak!
*Country music plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 300 pounds and standing six foot, ten inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Sublime's largest competitor, Big MacIntosh. He's large in stature, but so far has not been as large in achievements, winning the number one contender spot tonight could go a long way towards boosting that.
-Divine Intervention's theme plays-
Baritone: And their opponent, from Canterlot,representing Divine Intervention, weighing 220 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Hoity Toity!
-Hoity Toity walks on to the ramp, showing off his excessive wealth with fine clothing and plenty of bling. He pays the audience little mind as he begins an arrogant strut to the ring-
Discord: And here's Sublime's RICHEST competitor. Hoity Toity has endless amounts of cash, even before joining the EWF, and it's a fact he doesn't hesitate to remind us all of.
Match 4: World Brawler's Championship Number One Contender's Match: Braeburn vs. Captain Pipsqueak vs. Big MacIntosh vs. Hoity Toity
*4 minutes later*
-Pipsqueak tries to take out Big MacIntosh's knees, but Big MacIntosh picks him up and drops him down with a vicious body slam. Hoity Toity goes for a Clothesline, only to get hit with a Big Boot. Finally Braeburn attempts an air attack, but gets caught in mid-air and slammed down as well-
Dr. Whooves: Vicious assault! Big MacIntosh just took down all of his rivals through brute strength! Can he capitalize on any of them?
-Big MacIntosh starts picking up Hoity Toity and gets ready for a Nope, but Hoity Toity counters with a Bulldog-
Discord: Bulldog! And Hoity dodges the bullet!
*7 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh goes to body slam Pipsqueak, but Pipsqueak counters and drives Big MacIntosh face first into the mat-
Dr. Whooves: And the giant goes down! Pipsqueak just used his momentum against him!
-Pipsqueak gets blindsided by Hoity Toity, who sets up for an Upper Class, but that's all interrupted by Braeburn who shoves both of them over. He then picks up Hoity and hits a High Noon-
Discord: High Noon! High Noon on Hoity! Can Braeburn make the pin?
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite! These men still have more fire in them!
*5 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh goes for a Nope, Hoity Toity counters and attempts an Upper Class, only for Big MacIntosh to Irish Whip him outside the ring. He then follows Hoity outside and the two start brawling-
Discord: Big MacIntosh and Hoity are taking the fight outside, leaving Captain Pipsqueak and Braeburn alone inside the ring!
-Braeburn stuns Pipsqueak with a kick upside the head, and goes for a High Noon, but Pipsqueak counters and hits a Swashbuckler-
Dr. Whooves: Swashbuckler! And Braeburn goes down!
-Captain Pipsqueak attempts a pin, but only gets a 2 count-
Discord: Pipsqueak was very close to becoming the number one contender, but he'll have to keep working for it.
*3 minutes later*
-Pipsqueak and Braeburn are trading punches in the ring when Big MacIntosh takes them both down with a clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: A brutal clothesline from Big MacIntosh. Looks like somebody is about to get brutalized.
-Big MacIntosh picks up Pipsqueak and hits a Nope, but is ambushed by Braeburn and hit by a High Noon. Braeburn is about to go for a pin when Hoity attacks him from behind and then hits an Upper Class-
Discord: An impressive series of finishing maneuvers, and it looks like Hoity is the last man standing! Can he get the win?
*1…..2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the World Brawler's Championship, Hoity Toity!
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Divine Intervention has yet another chance to take on The Underbaker. Will Hoity be the one to finally bring the World Brawler's gold to his stable? We'll find out at Boiling Point.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Zack Ryder and Ace-
Zack Ryder: Woo Woo Woo! Yo, it's Ryder and Ace, and we're here with a very special message for a certain tag-team on Lunacy.
Ace: WE AIN'T DEAD YET FUCKERS! SCUM? MORE LIKE POND SCUM. FUCKING POND SCUM IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU ARE.
Zack Ryder: That's right, we might have taken a beating at High Stakes, but that was just a fluke. At Boiling Point, we're gonna cash in our rematch clause and show SCUM the true amount of pain that Rack Attack can inflict.
Ace: YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS? YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. D...E….A….D. DEAD! I spelled it out for you….BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO RETARDED TO EVEN FUCKING SPELL! AT BOILING POINT, IT'S GONNA BE THE MOST FIERCE TAG-TEAM BATTLE THE EWF UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN…...AND RACK ATTACK WILL BE CHAMPS AGAIN!
Ryder: Woo Woo Woo. You know it!
*Camera switches back to the ring*
Dr. Whooves: That was a very scathing challenge from the former Combos of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack, to the new champions, SCUM.
Discord: I'm all for the Sublime team, but you know what they say Whooves, talk is cheap. Rack Attack will need to up their game if they want to take the titles back from SCUM.
Dr. Whooves: In other news, it's almost time for the number one contender's match for the World Fighter's Championship. But we've just been informed that Starlight Glimmer was too injured by Scootaloo earlier to compete!
Baritone: Ladies and Gentlemen. The following contest has just been changed to a Two versus three handi-cap match.
Discord: A handicap match? Oh boy. Twilight better hope she can count on her mystery partner.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: And introducing first, from Lonevyille, weighing 150 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
-Pinkie Pie enters the way she has for the past few weeks, with her hair down and a serious look about her-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie has definitely taken a much more serious and aggressive stance towards her wrestling lately. A fact that could very well pay off for her team.
*A dentist drill sounds, accompanied by foreboding music*
Baritone: And introducing her partner, from Loneyville, weighing 143 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall, Colgate!
-Colgate enters with her bloodied dentist coat and a mask over her lower face, she glares at various audience members as she makes her way to the ring-
Discord: Few women are as chilling and creepy as Colgate, that woman is downright psychotic. Another advantage to this first team.
Dr. Whooves: They've already got numbers on their side, and they've got the viciousness too! Twilight will need a really good partner to save her from this one….
*I was born to win!*
Baritone: And their partner, from Equalitopia, weighing 127 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-Night Glider sprints down the ring, quickly joining her partners-
Discord: Night Glider definitely stands out in comparison to her teammates. Such a light demeanor amidst doom and gloom, but she has enough skill to keep up with them.
*A hundred thousand stories, have filled my head….*
-The crowd goes wild in support-
Baritone: And their opponents, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Twilight Sparkle!
-Twilight Sparkle makes her way on stage with a look of determination, not showing any signs of fear as she walks down the ramp. Meanwhile Colgate looks at her like a piece of fresh meat, and Pinkie Pie gives a slightly creepy smile-
Dr. Whooves: I don't envy Twilight in this situation. In a handicap match against some of Sublime's biggest talent, and she doesn't even know who her partner is yet.
Discord: I'm sure we'll all find out soon enough.
*HARDCORE COUNTRY!*
-The crowd goes even wilder with cheers-
Dr. Whooves: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! It's Applejack! Applejack is back!
-Applejack quickly joins Twilight outside the ring and the two happily greet each other-
Twilight: Applejack, you have no idea how good it is to see you.
Applejack: Same to you, pardner. It looks like you need some backup here.
Twilight: It would definitely be appreciated.
Applejack: Come on, we'll catch up later. For now, we've got some sweet number one contender spots to win.
Match 5: World Fighter's Championship #1 Contender's Match, Handicap Tag-Team Match: Colgate, Pinkie Pie, and Night Glider vs. Twilight Sparkle and Applejack
*5 minutes later*
-Twilight is currently in the opposing team's corner, receiving a vicious beatdown from Colgate-
Dr. Whooves: Twilight started out as the legal woman for her team, but it hasn't gone well for her so far. She needs to break out and get a tag to Applejack or this could end badly.
-Colgate tags in Pinkie Pie and the two do a combo suplex on her-
Pinkie: Sorry Twi, but you know how it is. *Creepy giggle*
-Pinkie Pie picks Twilight up and goes for a Pinkie Sense, but Twilight counters and tries to hit Take a Note. Only for Pinkie to counter that, the two then begin trading punches and kicks back and forth-
Discord: Now the two friends are trading punches, back and forth. Which woman will get the advantage?
-Pinkie Pie manages to hit a Platter Pounce on Twilight and goes for a pin-
*1….2-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: That was a close one, but Twilight won't give in.
-Pinkie Pie goes for another move, but Twilight kicks her away and tries to get up, only for Pinkie Pie to grab her leg and trip her. Twilight then begins slowly crawling towards her corner, working to kick away Pinkie's attacks whenever she can. Applejack cheers Twilight onward, and eventually the tag is made, allowing Applejack to rush into the ring and quickly knock Pinkie back with a rapid offense-
Discord: And Applejack is finally in! Can her fresh offense turn things around?
*4 minutes later*
-Applejack and Night Glider and now battling each other, Applejack goes for a Southern Hospitality but Night Glider breaks free and stuns her with a drop-kick. She then propels herself off the ropes and hits a flying tackle-
Dr. Whooves: Applejack almost had Night Glider in a tight spot, but Night Glider slipped free with some quick thinking and even quicker offense!
-Night Glider climbs the turnbuckle-
Discord: Night Glider is going for a big move here!
-Night Glider hits a Dusk Descent-
Dr. Whooves: Dusk Descent! But can she make a pin?
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: So close! But Night Glider's team still hasn't managed to put their outnumbered opponents away.
*5 minutes later*
-Colgate has Applejack with the Root Canal locked in-
Dr. Whooves: The Root Canal! I don't know if Applejack is going to make it out of this!
-Applejack desperately struggles against the Root Canal, and seems ready to tap, but she manages to fight her way out after delivering several hard kicks and knees to Colgate's midsection, she then hits a Southern Hospitality-
Dr. Whooves: Southern Hospitality! Colgate goes down!
Referee: One…..two…-The referee is just about to say three when Blackheart and Gloomlee storm into the ring and attack both Applejack and Colgate. The bell rings and the crowd starts booing furiously-
Baritone: The match has ended in a double disqualification!
Discord: The Acolytes of Equality just crashed the party! Attacking both teams and causing both to get disqualified!
Dr. Whooves: Looks like if their teacher can't have the number one contendership they won't let anyone else have it either.
-The Acolytes of Equality continue their assault for a little while, but are eventually driven off by both teams-
Dr. Whooves: The Acolytes were driven back, but they still succeeded in their goal. Now who's going to be our number one contender?
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone, and it's finally time for our Main Event. Commander Hurricane, current holder of the Fight For Your Right Briefcase, must face a Gauntlet against her previous opponents in the Ladder Match at High Stakes. If she can defeat them one by one, she'll retain the contract. If any of her opponents scores a win, they'll be the new holder.
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane wouldn't have to go through this if she hadn't won under such dubious circumstances. But regardless of what you think about Squire getting the breifcase for her, at-least it gave us a blockbuster main event!
Discord: We can agree on one thing. I don't know if even Commander Hurricane can hold out against eight consecutive enemies, but she won't go down easy.
*Out of time….so say good-bye*
Squire: Here ye, here ye. Make way for the rightful holder of the Fight For Your Right Briefcase, and future World Fighter's Champion. The greatest gladiator of Sublime, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane emerges, flanked on both sides by her bodyguards Typhoon and Cyclone. She begins a steady march to the ring, not showing any signs of emotion-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane HAS to be nervous about this type of match, but she certainly isn't giving off any signs of it.
Discord: A warrior knows no fear, she might even welcome this sort of challenge.
*Sweetie Belle's theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing her first opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 121 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Sweetie Belle!
Dr. Whooves: And it looks like Sweetie Belle is first up to fight Commander Hurricane.
Discord: How unlucky for her…
-Sweetie Belle rushes into the ring, but as soon as the bell rings she gets leveled by a Big Boot from Commander Hurricane-
Dr. Whooves: A wicked Big Boot! Sweetie Belle was caught off guard!
*1...2...3!*
Discord: Holy shit. Commander Hurricane just dispatched her first opponent with near record timing.
-Commander Hurricane defeated Sweetie Bell by Pinfall (0:10)-
Hurricane: Not worthy of my spit!
-Sweetie Belle glares at Hurricane, but exits the ring as the next opponent approaches-
*Country Music plays*
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Apple Bloom is up next. Let's hope she can have better luck than her friend Sweetie Belle did.
-Sweetie Belle gives Apple Bloom a high five of encouragement before Apple Bloom enters the ring. Commander Hurricane tries to repeat her previous tactic, but Apple Bloom ducks out of the way and gets into a defensive stance-
Discord: Looks like that same trick won't work twice. We've got a real fight on our hands now.
*1 minute later*
-Apple Bloom sets up for a Late Bloomer, but Commander Hurricane counters and stuns Apple Bloom with a hard punch before hitting a Legion-
Dr. Whooves: Legion! This could be it for Apple Bloom….
*1...2...3!*
Discord: And another opponent eliminated. We've barely hit two minutes here.
-Commander Hurricane defeated Apple Bloom by Pinfall (1:53)-
Commander Hurricane: For a moment I worried there was actually something to fear from this match. Is this the best opposition Sublime has to offer? Whoever's next, speed up your doom and show yourself! You'll fall quick just like the others, I promise.
*I was born to win!*
Dr. Whooves: Maybe not, here comes Night Glider!
Discord: I'm sure Night Glider has a lot of frustration after that no contest tag-team match earlier which could have potentially costed her a title shot.
Dr. Whooves: No doubt about it, but here's a chance to claim a guaranteed title shot right in front of her, if she can bring Hurricane down.
*4 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Night Glider counters and drives Commander Hurricane's face into the mat-
Discord: Great counter by Night Glider, she's the first one in this Gauntlet match to get Hurricane grounded, but can she take advantage of it?
-Night Glider climbs to the top rope and goes for a Dusk Descent, but Commander Hurricane counters by raising her knees-
Dr. Whooves: Not the knees! Night Glider's moment of triumph was just crushed, and now the battle continues onward.
*3 minutes later*
-Night Glider and Commander Hurricane are trading punches, but Night Glider is quickly getting knocked back-
Discord: Night Glider is putting up a good fight, but one thing you don't want to do is get caught up in a brawling match with Commander Hurricane. Few women in the EWF can punch as hard as she does.
-Commander Hurricane knees Night Glider in the gut, and proceeds to hit a Gale Force-
Dr. Whooves: Gale Force! An aptly named moved, it'll knock the wind right out of you.
*1...2...3!*
Discord: Looks like that wind snuffed Night Glider's fire, because she's out of here.
-Commander Hurricane defeated Night Glider by Pinfall (7:48)-
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Dr. Whooves: And now here comes a fresher opponent for Commander Hurricane, Amira!
*5 minutes later*
-Amira attempts to grapple Commander Hurricane, but Hurricane breaks free and goes for a Clothesline, Amira ducks under it and hits a suplex-
Discord: It's been a very back and forth contest between these two women so far. It's just a question of who can pull out a clear advantage first.
-Amira goes for a Dust Devil, but Commander Hurricane counters and shoves her away-
Dr. Whooves: Amira was thinking Dust Devil, but Commander Hurricane wasn't having it. She's wisely avoided getting hit by ANY finishers so far in this gauntlet.
*4 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Amira counters and wrestles her to the ground. After an intense struggle she manages to lock in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: Camel Clutch! Hurricane is caught in the Camel Clutch! This could be bad for the contract holder.
-Commander Hurricane begins a slow crawl for the ropes, all the while Amira works to keep her planted and tighten the hold-
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane is edging closer and closer to safety, but how long can she hold out against the pain being inflicted on her?
-After nearly a minute of desperate struggle Commander Hurricane manages to get to the ropes, but Amira holds on-
Discord: Amira is determined to do as much damage as possible!
Referee: Come on, Amira. Break the hold! 1...2...3..4.
-Amira releases the hold while shouting some Arabic curses at the referee-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane managed to find safety from the Camel Clutch, but that definitely wore her down a bit. She'll have to work hard to steal back all the momentum she lost.
*2 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a hard right hand, but Amira dodges it and starts knocking Hurricane back with a series of kicks. She then goes for a Dust Devil, but Hurricane counters and slams Amira down backfirst on to her knee-
Discord: Ouch, a hard knee in the back. The match might be swinging back in Hurricane's favor!
-Hurricane lifts Amira back up and hits a Legion-
Dr. Whooves: It definitely is! She just took Amira out with a Legion!
*1...2...3!*
-Commander Hurricane defeated Amira by pinfall (11:34)
Discord: With Amira eliminated Commander Hurricane is now halfway through the Gauntlet.
Dr. Whooves: It's definitely impressive, but she's got four more tough opponents to deal with.
*A Dentist Drill sounds*
Discord: Speaking of tough opponents. Now she has to take on the sadistic Colgate. This won't be fun nor easy.
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate has Commander Hurricane in the turnbuckle and is actively beating on her-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane is backed up against the turnbuckle, and is receiving a relentless assault from Colgate. The demented dentist's offense has been ruthless since she entered the ring.
Discord: Hurricane was definitely caught off guard by Colgate's ferocity, she'll need to pull a trick out of her sleeve to beat this one.
-Colgate pulls Commander Hurricane out of the turnbuckle and clothesline her, she then goes for a Root Canal, which Commander Hurricane narrowly avoids and takes a hasty defensive stance-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane slipped away from that one, but she's definitely looking exhausted at this point. She might be starting to run out of steam.
*4 minutes later*
-Colgate and Commander Hurricane are brawling outside the ring. Colgate slams Hurricane into the steel steps before throwing her into the nearby barricade-
Discord: And the brutal onslaught continues. Colgate is using the environment to devastate Commander Hurricane.
-Colgate picks up Hurricane and carries her over to the edge of the ring, she slams her face into the mat several times before rolling her into the ring. She then climbs up to resume her assault, only for Commander Hurricane to quickly kick her down to the floor-
Dr. Whooves: Great defense by Commander Hurricane! She just sent Colgate spiraling downward, earning herself some time to breathe.
*5 minutes later*
-Colgate and Commander Hurricane are exchanging attacks in the middle of the ring, both of them having a hard time knocking down the other-
Discord: Both women are starting to look a bit tired at this point, it's only a matter of time before one of them makes a mistake.
-Colgate goes for a Rinse, Wash, Repeat, but she's just a bit too slow as Commander Hurricane sees it coming and counters with a Gale Force-
Discord: Gale Force! Colgate goes down!
-Commander Hurricane goes for a pin, propping her legs up on the ropes where the referee can't see, earning some boos from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! LOOK, referee!
*1...2...3!*
-Commander Hurricane defeated Colgate by Pinfall (16:32)-
Dr. Whooves: We can tell that Commander Hurricane is starting to feel exhausted and desperate at this point, as she's now falling back to her dirtier tricks to get the upper hand.
Discord: In match like this, I'd say any tactic is justified. Hurricane has to do whatever it takes to survive in there.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Dr. Whooves: I don't know if any tactic will save Commander Hurricane this time. Here comes Pinkie Pie…..
*6 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Pinkie ducks out of it and takes out both of Hurricane's legs with a series of kicks. She then starts punching Hurricane aggressively before setting up for a Pinkie Sense, which Hurricane counters at the last moment-
Disord: One aggressive opponent right after the next, the odds are stacking up against Commander Hurricane.
*4 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie tries to grapple Commander Hurricane, but Commander Hurricane counters by Irish Whipping Pinkie Pie into the corner. Commander Hurricane then charges at her only for Pinkie to counter with a hard kick-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane was moving in for the offense, but only recieved Pinkie's foot to her face!
-Pinkie Pie quickly moves in and hits the Pinkie Sense-
Discord: Pinkie Sense! Pinkie Pie capitalized in a big way!
*1…..2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane kicked out at the last moment. Pinkie Pie was very close to stealing away the Fight For Your Right Briefcase!
*3 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Pinkie counters by hitting another Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! Another Pinkie Sense! There's no way Commander Hurricane is getting out of this one!
-Pinkie Pie goes for the pin, and is almost at a three count when Commander Hurricane reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. The referee calls off the pin, and Pinkie Pie goes into a fit of rage, ruthlessly kicking and punching her downed opponent-
Discord: That just sent Pinkie into a rampage, she might just flat-out destroy her opponent at this rate.
-Pinkie Pie picks up Hurricane, looking to finish her off with a 3rd Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: Uh oh, if Pinkie hits that finisher a third time this will be over for sure.
-Pinkie Pie goes for it, but Hurricane counters at the last moment with a Legion -
Discord: Counter! Commander Hurricane somehow, someway, countered out of nowhere!
*1…..2….3!*
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable! Pinkie Pie is eliminated!
-Commander Hurricane defeated Pinkie Pie by Pinfall (13:28)-
*Maud Pie's theme plays*
Discord: Just two opponents left. Can Commander Hurricane survive? Or will Maud Pie walk away with the opportunity of a lifetime?
*4 minutes later*
-Maud Pie has Commander Hurricane up against the turnbuckle, and is unleashing a heavy stream of punches and kicks. She then lifts Hurricane up and slams her to the mat, as Hurricane goes to recover Maud hits The Schist-
Dr. Whooves: Schist! Maud's got her!
-The referee almost reaches a three count when Typhoon and Cyclone start rushing into the ring, this distracts the referee long enough for Commander Hurricane to kick out, inciting boos from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: More cheap tricks. Maud Pie would have had it won!
Discord: Maybe, but maybe not. No way to know for sure….
*3 minutes later*
-Maud Pie and Commander Hurricane are trading blows back and forth before Hurricane Irish Whips Maud into the referee, knocking him out and allowing Cyclone and Typhoon to storm into the ring and start assaulting Maud Pie-
Dr. Whooves: For the love of god, why?
Discord: Why? WINNING, my dear doctor.
Dr. Whooves: God dammit, Discord. You can't defend this kind of behavior.
-Typhoon and Cyclone exit the ring as the referee comes back to his senses just in time for Commander Hurricane to hit a Gale Force and make a pin-
*1….2….3!*
Dr. Whooves: Damn it all. Commander Hurricane is just one more pin away from retaining the Fight For Your Right Briefcase, through even more cheating!
-Commander Hurricane defeated Maud Pie by Pinfall (7:21)-
-Maud Pie rolls out of the ring, hitting a Schist on both Typhoon and Cyclone before walking over to Tom-
Maud: Alright, Tom, I'm done here…
-Maud rolls out of the ring with Tom-
Discord: This never ceases to be strange, and I love it.
*A Hundred Thousand Stories, have filled my head…..*
Dr. Whooves: Come on, Twilight! You're the last chance!
*8 minutes later*
-Twilight Sparkle takes Commander Hurricane down with a Suplex, Commander Hurricane tries to regain her footing and counter with her own grapple but Twilight counters and hits a Take a Note-
Dr. Whooves: Take a Note! Twilight could have it!
*1….2…*
-Squire pulls the referee out of the ring at the last second-
Dr. Whooves: But of course…..
-The referee has had enough and suspends Squire, Typhoon, and Cyclone out from ringside-
Discord: You might finally get your wish Whooves, the referee has sent Hurricane's entourage packing. She's got no backup now.
*9 minutes later *
-Twilight Sparkle hits a second Take a Note-
Discord: Another finisher! Commander Hurricane will need her last ounce of strength to kick out of this one.
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Absolutely unbelievable folks! Commander Hurricane STILL kicked out. I've never seen this kind of resiliency.
-Twilight picks Commander Hurricane up and starts setting up for a third finisher-
Discord: This could be it though, Hurricane doesn't even seem to know where she is anymore.
-Twilight goes to finish it, but Commander Hurricane counters with a final Legion-
Dr. Whooves: No! Come on, Twilight!
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the Fight For Your Right Contract Holder, Commander Hurricane!
-Squire, Typhoon, and Cyclone re-enter the arena and help pick up the exhausted Commander Hurricane before helping to carry her away from the ring-
Discord: Ladies and gentlemen, it's hard to truly believe what we just witnessed. Commander Hurricane defeated not one, not two, but EIGHT opponents one after another in a brutal Gauntlet Match, and somehow game out victorious.
Dr. Whooves: She had to pull all her tricks though, and even then she barely managed to get the job done. Just look at her now, she can't even walk on her own. She's more weakened than ever.
Discord: Perhaps, but that magical contract is still hers. It's Rainbow Dash who better make sure she stays strong.
Dr. Whooves: True enough, sadly. Well, that's all we have time for tonight. We'll see you all next Friday!
*End of Show*
Match Results:
Maud Pie defeated Pretty Vision by Pinfall (9:43)
The Acolytes of Equality defeated The Spa Twins by Pinfall (13:21)
Daring Do defeated Sour Sweet by Pinfall (8:10)
Hoity Toity won Fatal-Four-Way by Pinfall (19:37)
Handicap Match between Twilight Sparkle and Applejack vs. Night Glider, Colgate, and Pinkie Pie ended in No Contest. (18:29)
Commander Hurricane defeated Sweetie Belle by Pinfall (0:10)
Commander Hurricane defeated Apple Bloom by Pinfall (1:37)
Commander Hurricane defeated Night Glider by Pinfall (7:48)
Commander Hurricane defeated Amira by Pinfall (11:34)
Commander Hurricane defeated Colgate by Pinfall (16:32)
Commander Hurricane defeated Pinkie Pie by Pinfall (13:28)
Commander Hurricane defeated Maud by Pinfall (7:21)
Commander Hurricane defeated Twilight Sparkle by Pinfall (17:26)
The entire Gauntlet lasted 1:14:33