Dr. Whooves: And we're back in time for our second match of the night, four tag-teams will battle for the Sublime Tag-Team Championship.
Discord: Will the Real Equestrians be able to survive this massive brawl with not only the former tag team champions, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth, but The Sediment Sisters and The Acolytes of Equality as well?
Garble: It's going to be pure pandemonium out there, I have no doubts this will be a treat for everyone involved.
*We will, we will, rock you!*
Baritone: The following Fatal-Four-Way Tag-Team match is for the Sublime Tag Team Championship, introducing first, weighing a combined total of 337 pounds, The Sediment Sisters!
Ahuizotl: Both Limestone and her sister Marble used to be unknowns to Sublime and the EWF. But during this past month they've reinvented themselves and taken up some very aggressive tactics. I don't agree with all of them, but it's certainly gotten them on the map.
Discord: They're using the only tactics that can get you ahead in the chaotic world of wrestling.
Ahuizotl: Debatable…..
*This Fire Burns, Alwaaaaaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, weighing a combined 345 pounds, The Acolytes of Equality!
-Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee emerge on stage, raising their arms and making the quality symbol before beginning a menacing approach to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Starlight's Acolytes, although without their leader.
Discord: She's probably prepping herself for the big match against Rainbow Dash, gotta have confidence in your followers to get things done on their own.
*Basic Thuganomics instrumental plays*
Babs Seed: Yo, you know who it is. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth in the house.
-The two begin their basic thuganomics rap as they walk down the ramp-
Garble: And here comes the two most hip women on Sublime. I just love listening to them kick a beat.
Ahuizotl: They're certainly entertaining, but do they have enough skill to reclaim their lost titles in this match-up?
*Patriotic Music Plays*
Baritone: And now introducing, at a combined weight of 271 pounds, The Real Equestrians!
-The Real Equestrians emerge on stage and do their signature salute before shouting "We The People" along with much of the audience. They then begin marching down the ramp. As usual Spitfire and Fleetfoot are waving Equestrian flags, meanwhile Soarin holds up a sign that says "Independence is near!" While shouting "Equestria is for Equestrians!"-
Ahuizotl: You have to admire the patriotic zeal shown by the Real Equestrians, although some might find part of their message to be a tad bit racist.
Discord: There's nothing racist about it, they just look after their own people first is all.
Match 2: Sublime Tag-Team Championship, Fatal-Four-Way: The Real Equestrians vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Acolytes of Equality vs. The Sediment Sisters
*6 minutes later*
-Babs Seed has Marble pie backed up into the turnbuckle, meanwhile Fleetfoot is in the middle of grappling against Nurse Redheart-
Dr. Whooves: The battle is in full swing now. With four superstars in the ring fighting for their respective team's dominance.
-Fleetfoot knocks Nurse Redheart back with a dropkick before hitting a Flight of the Fleetest-
Garble: Flight of the Fleetest! Could Fleetfoot have an opening?
-Fleetfoot goes for a pin, but Babs Seed breaks away from her attack on Marble Pie to break up the pin, but shortly after she does Marble Pie ambushes her from behind and hits a suplex-
Ahuizotl: And at the end of that it's Marble Pie who comes out with the advantage, but can she hold on to it?
*4 minutes later*
-Spitfire and Cheerilee on top of the turnbuckle, Spitfire almost sets up to suplex, but gets attacked from behind by Nurse Redheart. This allows Cheerilee to take control and suplex Spitfire instead, but Fleetfoot retaliates by charging across the ring and tackling Nurse Redheart outside the ring-
Discord: The gloves are coming off now, entire teams are getting involved! The referee can't control it!
-Meanwhile Babs Seed Irish Whips Marble Pie into the turnbuckle before tagging Sour Tooth, the two do a tag-team attack on Marble before Sour Tooth takes over. While Sour Tooth and Marble are fighting Cheerilee hits an Extra Credit on Spitfire, but her following pin attempt only makes a 1 count-
Dr. Whooves: Cheerilee trying to sneak in a pin there, but Spitfire isn't anywhere close to giving up yet!
*5 minutes later*
-Limestone Pie knocks Cheerilee down to the ring and is about to perform a dive, but she gets tackled mid-air by Spitfire-
Ahuizotl: An incredible mid-air manunever! We're now at the fifteen minute mark in this match, and the action still isn't slowing down in the slightest.
-Spitfire gets ready for a pin, but is attacked from behind by Babs Seed who hits her with a Rotten Core, following it up with a pin-
Garble: Rotten Core! This could be it! Can Babs Seed reclaim the titles for her and her partner?!
-The referee reaches a two-count, but the pin is broken up when Nurse Redheart enters the ring and launches a hit and run attack on Babs-
Discord: Nurse Redheart breaking up the pin at the last second, not for Spitfire's sake I'm sure, but to save her own team's chances at claiming the titles.
*7 minutes later*
-Spitfire is in the corner, getting beat down by both Limestone and Marble Pie before the referee forces Marble back outside-
Dr. Whooves: Spitfire is in a bad position here, she needs to make the tag to Fleetfoot soon or this could be over.
-Limestone starts ruthlessly punching and kicking Spitfire several times before lifting her up into the air and throwing her down with a brutal Stone Smasher-
Ahuizotl: Some absolutely ruthless offense by Limestone, is it enough to put Spitfire away?
-Limestone goes for a pin, but Spitfire just barely manages to kick out in time-
Garble: Spitfire kicked out! And Limestone can't believe it!
-Limestone looks ready to go back on the offensive but gets ambushed by Sour Tooth, this gives Spitfire enough time to get up and head for the other side of the ring. She's almost blindsided by Nurse Redheart but manages to counter the attack and stun Redheart with a quick swinging neckbreaker, she then makes the tag-
Dr. Whooves: And with some incredible maneuvering Spitfire gets out safely, and now Fleetfoot is free to unleash herself!
-Fleetfoot quickly rushes into the ring, hitting a spinning kick on Nurse Redheart as she recovers before moving to the other side of the ring and simultaneously throwing both Sour Tooth and Limestone out to the floor-
Ahuizotl: Taking out the trash! Now it's just Fleetfoot and Nurse Redheart!
-Nurse Redheart tries to get to her feet but Fleetfoot grabs her and hits a Fleeting Moment, followed up by a pin-
*1….2…..3!*
Discord: And that's all she wrote!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and still the Sublime Tag-Team Champions, the Real Equestrians!
-Soarin comes into the ring to congratulate both Spitfire and Fleetfoot before all three of them stand in formation and shout, "We the people!"
*The Camera switches backstage to Marigold and Rack Attack*
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here with the Combos of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack. Can either of you give us your thoughts on your title defense tonight?
Zack Ryder: Well, as always, I'm super pumped for it. We're taking on two very tough teams this time, it'll be a great challenge for sure. However, I think that neither The Teacher's Pets or SLIME are taking us as seriously as we take them. And that should definitely work to our advantage, if they keep focusing on each other in the title match later tonight they'll be regretting it later.
Ace: You hear that you FUCKS?! We mean serious FUCKING BUSINESS! We're going to send SLIME glooping back to Luna, and we're going to beat Nyeker's fuckboys so bad they'll go home crying for his ruler.
Ryder: Dude, what was that supposed to even mean?
Ace: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
Ryder: But yeah, we definitely don't appreciate being treated as afterthoughts, and tonight we're going to give both our opposing teams reason to remember us for a long time.
*Lunacy Segments*
Dr. Whooves: That was an unbelievable battle for the Chick Combos titles.
Ahuizotl: You're telling me, those two teams took each to the limit.
Discord: Speaking of taking things to the limit, it's time for our second ladder match of the night, Brawl for It All!
Garble: The Carnival of Carnage was pure ecstasy to watch, I'm sure this one will be no different!
*Hoity Toity's theme plays*
Baritone: The following is the Brawl For It All Ladder Match, introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 245 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, representing Divine Intervention, Hoity Toity!
-Hoity Toity enters the ramp dressed in over lavish attire, wearing a jacket made of high-quality fur and leather, and trunks colored with gold and silver, he pays little mind to the audience as he casually struts to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Hoity Toity is one of few EWF stars who was rich BEFORE signing up, and he has no issue with flaunting his wealth when he gets the opportunity.
Discord: King Blueblood has the royal genes and genetic pedigree, but Hoity Toity has the wealth of Divine Intervention.
*Hallelujah!*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Palo Alto, California, standing six foot, four inches tall, and weighing 247 pounds, representing Divine Intervention, Damien Sandow!
Garble: Yet another Divine Intervention member taking part in this match, the intellectual savior of the masses, Damien Sandow.
Ahuizotl: Sandow prides himself on being smarter and more "Enlightened" than everyone else, so naturally he made a great match for Divine Intervention. He's been overshadowed quite a bit by the successes of King Blueblood, but this could be a chance for either him or Hoity Toity to strike out into their own spotlight.
-Damien Sandow walks down to the ring, occasionally taking time to tell a crowd member or to that they are "Not welcome"-
*Classy Latin Dance Music*
Baritone: And introducing next accompanied by Lady Constanza, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, standing six foot, four inches tall, and weighing 244 pounds, Dr. Caballeron!
and Lady Constanza emerge on stage, beginning a dance routine that's far more fast-paced and energetic as usual. Both look to be enjoying themselves as they tango their way down to the ring, with Caballeron reluctantly leaving Constanza behind at the end as he enters the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Caballeron and Constanza dazzling the fans as usual, you gotta admit, their dance routines are absolutely stunning.
Ahuizotl: Even when Caballeron fights he uses the same grace, it's like matches are just another part of his dance.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: The next competitor, from Loneyville, weighing 305 pounds and standing six foot, eight inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Garble: Here's one of Sublime's most physically intimidating competitors, Big MacIntosh. Standing closer to seven foot and weighing over three hundred pounds, it's the closest Sublime has to Bulk Biceps.
Discord: Big Mac doesn't talk much, but his actions speak pretty loudly for him.
*Pirate Music plays*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Isla Del Tesoro in the Caribbean, standing five foot, five inches tall and weighing 189 pounds, Captain Pipsqueak!
-The crowd cheers lightly as Pipsqueak swings onto the ramp with a rope, he then walks down to the ring wearing a full pirate costume
Ahuizotl: One of Sublime's many quirky characters, Pipsqueak was an unknown before he came out with his new Pirate Captain gig.
Dr. Whooves: It's certainly entertaining, but it probably makes it hard for his opponents to take him seriously.
Discord: That can be an advantage just as easily however, that means his enemies will have let their guards down.
*Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Canterlot, weighing 197 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall, Uncle Wing
-The stage remains empty, and with a puff of smoke Uncle Wing suddenly appears in the middle of the ring, earning quite a bit of cheers from the crowd-
Garble: Uncle Wing is quite the colorful character, his strange magical antics have been wowing the audience of Sublime for the past month, but can they help him get a win tonight?
*A steam whistle blows, followed by mechanical clanking*
-Steamer comes out riding a miniature train to the ring, Discord and Garble audibly chuckle-
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Denver, Colorado, weighing 252 pounds and standing six foot, three inches tall, Steamer!
Ahuizotl: Speaking of colorful characters, here comes the only man in the EWF to ride to the ring on a miniature train. I'm not even sure what to think of this.
Dr. Whooves: Just like his tag-team partner, Uncle Wing, Steamer has definitely found ways to amuse the crowd, but he'll need more than that to pull out the spotlight entrusting win he craves here tonight.
*Generic elevator music*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring, weighing 200 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Caramel!
-Caramel eagerly emerges on stage, but the crowd has absolutely no reaction whatsoever. Caramel simply frowns in disappointment and makes his way to the ring-
-"Chess" by Mark Willott brings Checkmate to the ring-
Baritone: And introducing the final competitor, from Crystal City, weighing 192 pounds and standing six foot, seven inches tall, Checkmate!
-Checkmate emerges on the ramp, intensely studying all his opponents as he makes his way to the ring-
Discord: And here comes one of Friday Night's less known, but still electrifying competitors, Checkmate.
Dr. Whooves: He might not look too intimidating, but he's very intelligent, and does heavy research on his opponents before any battle.
Match 5: Brawl for it All Ladder Match - Hoity Toity vs Damien Sandow vs Dr. Caballeron vs Big MacIntosh vs Pipsqueak vs Uncle Wing vs Steamer vs Caramel vs. Checkmate
*3 minutes later*
-The entire ring is in the middle of a massive brawl, Checkmate takes advantage of everyone's distraction to briefly slip away-
Garble: The ring is in chaos, but it looks like Checkmate is up to no good.
-Checkmate grabs a ladder from the outside and enters the ring with it, he catches several competitors off-guard. Knocking out both Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow with one swing of the ladder. Caramel charges at Checkmate only to get bashed with the ladder as well-
Ahuizotl: Checkmate on a ladder rampage!
-Checkmate's rampage is ended when Big MacIntosh manages to grab the ladder and rip it away from Checkmate with superior strength, he's about to bash Checkmate with it but Checkmate quickly scurries back out of the ring-
Discord: A savvy escape by Checkmate, not much good can come of this situation, but it did clear the field a little for the time being.
-Big MacIntosh sets up the ladder and prepares to climb, but he's blindsided by Steamer and Uncle Wing, who manage to beat the giant down after a long tandem attack-
Dr. Whooves: That's why ring awareness is so important in this type of match. Big MacIntosh let his guard down while getting set up, and The Magic Railroad took advantage to temporarily take him down.
-Uncle Wing and Steamer begin climbing opposite sides of the ladder, but Steamer is knocked off as Pipsqueak launches himself from the turnbuckle and hits a flying drop-kick, he then takes Steamer's spot on the ladder and begins trading punches with Uncle Wing at the top-
Garble: Uncle Wing and Pipsqueak now battling it out for who will get to reach for the contract, but it's only a matter of time before their opponents recover.
-Big MacIntosh shoves the ladder over with force, sending Uncle Wing and Pipsqueak crashing out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! A devastating fall for Pipsqueak and Uncle Wing! They might be out of the running for awhile after that.
*5 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow and Hoity Toity seem to have gained control of the ring, each of them is wielding a ladder and within a minute they manage to sweep everyone else out of the ring-
Discord: Dual ladder carnage from Divine Intervention!
Garble: There's sheer carnage outside the ring as so many of the competitors got flattened by those ladder attacks.
-Damien Sandow sets a ladder up as Hoity throws his aside, the two lock eyes as they seem to realize the situation, soon both are bolting up the ladder as fast as they can-
Ahuizotl: Teams put into this match get a huge advantage, but in the end they all realize that there can be only one winner!
-Checkmate climbs up the turnbuckle and knocks the ladder over with a drop-kick, Hoity falls down, but Sandow manages to jump up and grab the briefcase, causing him to hang in mid-air-
Dr. Whooves: Look at that! Sandow is now suspended perilously above the ring! Can he somehow unlatch the briefcase before someone pulls him down?
-Several of the competitors try to get Sandow down, but in the end it takes Big MacIntosh grabbing Sandow by his legs and then slamming him down on the ring to solve the situation-
Garble: Ouch. A wicked bodyslam from Big MacIntosh put in end to that debate. Now the chaos continues.
*7 minutes later*
-The match has now devolved into two separate brawls, with one taking place inside the ring and the other going on outside of it-
Discord: As expected, this match has been nothing but pure chaos, and that chaos isn't subsiding soon. We've got two massive battles taking place.
-On the inside of the ring Checkmate takes a ladder and puts it on his shoulders, he proceeds to spin around and knock most of his opponents out of the ring. On the outside of the ring Dr. Caballeron props a ladder against the ropes and uses it as a ramp as he propels himself into the air and grabs on to the briefcase-
Ahuizotl: Incredible move by the doctor of dance! He just used the ladder to launch himself into the air!
-Caballeron seems almost ready to get the briefcase, but Checkmate manages to dive off the turnbuckle and grab on to him, eventually pulling the both of them down-
Dr. Whooves: That was a good save by Checkmate, Dr. Caballeron nearly won the match right there.
*4 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow and Caramel are trading punches on top of the ladder,meanwhile down below The Magic Railroad are combining their efforts against Big MacIntosh, Big MacIntosh takes both of them out with a double Irish Whip before moving to push over the ladder. Sandow sees it coming and jumps away, while Caramel is sent plummeting downward-
Ahuizotl: Big MacIntosh's raw power has certainly had an impact on this match. Sandow just narrowly dodged the bullet there.
-Hoity Toity joins Sandow in the ring and the two of them start overpowering Big MacIntosh together, but they themselves are ambushed by Dr. Caballeron and Checkmate-
Dr. Whooves: An interesting impromptu alliance between Caballeron and Checkmate, but that alliance will probably be ending here shortly as both men ascend the ladder.
-Caballeron and Checkmate start fighting and grappling on top of the ladder before Caballeron manages to grab Checkmate and suplex him off the ladder-
Garble: Suplex off the ladder! Incredible!
Ahuizotl: Dr. Caballeron is certainly building momentum, but can he get up the ladder before his opponenets intervene?
-Caballeron tries to rush for the ladder, but soon gets drawn into a fight with Caramel, Pipsqueak, and Steamer, causing the ring to devolve into a massive brawl once again-
*5 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow and Hoity Toity are fighting against Steamer and Uncle Wing. Hoity Toity knocks Steamer out with an Upper Class, before he himself is hit with a Crystal Fate by Uncle Wing. Sandow retaliates by taking out Uncle Wing with a Terminus-
Discord: A chaotic series of maneuvers taking place outside the ring, but Sandow comes out on top!
-Sandow rushes into the ring and starts climbing up the ladder, but Caballeron quickly pursues and gets on the opposite side, once he reaches the top the two of them begin trading desperate punches back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: A desperate battle now taking place on top of the ladder. Both Caballeron and Sandow are so close to earning that coveted contract, but only one can have it! Who will triumph?
-Caballeron stuns Sandow and starts unlatching the briefcase, however before he can finish the other competitors push the ladders over. Caballeron grabs hold of the briefcase, Sandow grabs Caballeron's legs and pulls him down, only to find out in shock that Caballeron is now holding the freed briefcase-
Ahuizotl: That's it! Caballeron has the contract!
Baritone: Here is the winner of the Brawl For It All Ladder Match, Dr. Caballeron!
-The crowd cheers wildly while the other competitors look on in shock, Caballeron exits the ring and drops to his knees while taking Lady Constanza's hand-
Dr. Caballeron: I would like to dedicate this amazing victory to my beautiful rose, Constanza. -He kisses her hands, meanwhile Constanza smiles and swoons slightly-
Dr. Whooves: Forget Divine Intervention. This man is where the real class is at.
-The ring slowly clears out as preparations for the next match are made-
Discord: Looks like it's about time for another title match. This time Vinyl Scratch will defend her International Championship against former champion, and former friend: Octavia.
Dr. Whooves: We all know how much Octavia prided herself on that International title, she might go to any lengths to get it back.
*A remix of Beethoven's 8th plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International Championship, introducing first, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Octavia!
-Octavia emerges on the ramp, and begins walking towards the ring with an aura of arrogance and disdain for the general audience, most of which are booing at her-
Ahuizotl: It's interesting to see that the loss of the International title hasn't broken Octavia's stride. She's still as arrogant and confident as ever.
Garble: As the manager of the strongest faction on Sublime, AND the manager of the King of the Ring, she has a right to be.
*WUB WUB WUUUUB*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, she is the International Champion, Vinyl Scratch!
-Vinyl Scratch runs down to the ring, listening to dubstep on her headphones while slapping hands with several fans on her way down-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch definitely looks pumped up from this match. In contrast to Octavia's grouchy demeanor, the champion appears to have nothing but vigor for this battle.
Match 6: International Championship, Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
*5 minutes later*
-Octavia attempts to grapple Vinyl Scratch, but Vinyl knocks her away with a quick drop-kick. Vinyl then rebounds off the ropes and attempts to attack Octavia. Octavia goes to counter only for Vinyl to avoid it by jumping over her and then pulling off a swinging neckbreaker on the second rebound-
Ahuizotl: Some incredible speed and agility shown by Vinyl Scratch early in the match. Octavia's technical ability is great, but she's having a very hard time keeping up with the fast pace set by the Champion.
-Vinyl Scratch ascends the turnbuckle and goes for a Bass Drop, but Octavia rolls out of the way at the last second-
Discord: Octavia dodged a bullet on that one! She's not letting her chance to reclaim the International Championship slip away that easily.
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia seems to be in perfect position for a Sonnet, but Vinyl Scratch counters with a Cross-Fade-
Garble: Octavia almost had Vinyl right where she wanted her, but once again Vinyl managed to turn things around in her favor.
-Vinyl once again goes to the top rope-
Discord: Vinyl is going high risk once again, but will it pay off this time?
-Vinyl Scratch gets cheers from the crowd as she successfully hits the Bass Drop-
Dr. Whooves: It does! Bass Drop! Vinyl might retain right here!
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Not quite. Octavia kicks out just in the nick of time!
*6 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch sets up for another Cross-Fade, but Octavia counters and Irish Whips Vinyl Scratch out of the ring. She then quickly follows outside and starts a brutal assault on Vinyl Scratch, stunning her before slamming her face against the barricade several times. She finishes this combo off by throwing Vinyl into the steel steps-
Garble: Some very brutal offense now shown by Octavia. The momentum of this match has definitely shifted in favor of the challenger.
-Octavia picks Vinyl up and slams her face against the steel ring post multiple times before rolling her back into the ring. She then starts lifting Vinyl for a Sonnet-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh, it looks as if Octavia could be preparing to finish off her opponent here.
-Octavia tries again for the Sonnet, only for Vinyl Scratch to counter at the last second and break free-
Ahuizotl: But the Champion says no! Octavia has once again been denied the use of her finishing maneuver.
-Vinyl Scratch knocks Octavia down with a kick upside the head, she then ascends the turnbuckle and taunts for a bit, with the crowd getting extremely pumped up-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl has the crowd behind her, feeding her momentum. Could a second Bass Drop end this match?
-Vinyl Scratch takes the dive, only for Octavia to raise her knees and counter-
Discord: Octavia counters! Those moments spent celebrating with the crowd might of just costed Vinyl big time!
-Octavia takes advantage of Vinyl's stunned state to stand her up and then hit a Sonnet-
Garble: Sonnet! Octavia finally hit the Sonnet! Can she make a pin?
*1….2…..3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new International Champion, Octavia!
-Octavia quickly accepts her new title belt and starts arrogantly walking away from the ring, paying zero mind to the angry fans-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch went into this match with the crowd behind her, but it couldn't help her against the raw ability of Octavia.
Discord: She seemed like a promising champion, but her reign was cut short. It seems Octavia may have proven that she was the worthier of the two all along.
-Octavia and Vinyl clear the ring-
Ahuizotl: That was a pretty intense title battle, but I have the feeling the next one will be even more intense.
Dr. Whooves: No argument to be had there. The supernatural force of the Underbaker will face off against the elite pedigree of King Blueblood. Will Sublime's royalty be able to overthrow the long standing World Brawler's Champion? Time to find out!
-Blueblood's theme plays. He emerges on stage while Octavia walks up the ramp to meet him and escort him down to the ring-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Brawler's Championship. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Octavia, from Canterlot, standing six foot, four inches tall, and weighing 255 pounds, representing Divine Intervention, King Blueblood!
Garble: Octavia isn't officially a Queen in the EWF, but she loves to act like she is.
Discord: With a manager like Octavia, Blueblood certainly gets an extra edge in this match.
Dr. Whooves: He'll need every edge he can get. King Blueblood is certainly a very skilled fighter, as evidenced by him winning the King of the Ring Tournament. However, the Underbaker is a force like no other. He's pretty much another whole tournament in himself. The King will need everything in his bag of tricks if he wants to win this one.
*An oven Buzzer sounds, followed by foreboding music*
Baritone: And his opponent, from Bakeries Unknown….Standing six foot, ten inches tall, and weighing 309 pounds..he is the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
-The Underbaker emerges on stage in the middle of a cloud of smoke, he then lowers his hat before beginning his slow but menacing walk to the ring, glaring at King Blueblood all the way-
Dr. Whooves: The Underbaker is trully a unique entity in the EWF. Nobody inspires the same level of fear, awe, and respect from all in viewing range. He's been unstoppable since arriving on Sublime. Tonight could be the end of that, but the odds are certainly in the favor of the Champion.
Ahuizotl: If there was anyone on Sublime I'd fear, it would definitely be this man. There's no reason to envy King Blueblood in this battle.
Match 7: World Brawler's Championship, King Blueblood vs. Underbaker
*9 minutes later*
-Underbaker and Blueblood are trading punches in the ring, with the crowd chanting "OOOOH" after each hit-
Garble: The champion and the challenger are now slugging it out in the middle of the ring. This entire match has been a big contest of strength so far. A contest in which Blueblood has shown surprising resilience.
-Underbaker stuns Blueblood with an uppercut and goes for a Chokeslam, but Blueblood manages to slip out in the nick of time. He then Irish Whips Underbaker and hits him with a high knee on the rebound-
Discord: High knee! King Blueblood caught Underbaker completely off guard with that sudden burst of offense. But can he make the most of it?
-Blueblood lifts Underbaker up and goes for a Pedigree, but Underbaker quickly counters and the two return to their back and forth brawl-
Dr. Whooves: Blueblood's window of opportunity was quite short, and now the two are back to bashing each other into oblivion.
*7 minutes later*
-Underbaker and Blueblood go through a series of grapples before Blueblood lifts Underbaker up and goes for a suplex, but Underbaker counters and drives Blueblood face first into the ground. Underbaker moves in for the Hell's Oven, but Blueblood stuns him with a hard punch to the face-
Ahuizotl: Underbaker was moving in for the dreaded Hell's Oven, but Blueblood saw it coming and wisely found a way to escape it before it happened.
-Blueblood gets up and is about to start up his own offense, but is caught by surprise as Underbaker hits him with a chokeslam-
Garble: Chokeslam! Blueblood just had the wind taken out of him!
-Underbaker goes for a pin, but Octavia quickly moves in to distract the ref. Soon after Underbaker stands up and starts glaring her down menacingly-
Dr. Whooves: Octavia may be tempting forces she's not prepared to handle. The Underbaker is staring daggers at her right now.
-Octavia jumps down, meanwhile Blueblood gets back up and attacks Underbaker from behind. He Irish Whips Underbaker into the turnbuckle before hitting a hard clothesline-
Ahuizotl: And thanks to the interference of Octavia momentum has shifted back into the hands of Blueblood.
Discord: It's always nice to see a manager doing their job.
Ahuizotl: I didn't know "cheating" was the job description of a manager.
Discord: Of course it is.
-Blueblood hits a Spinebuster on Underbaker, following up with a pin, but he only gets a one count. Blueblood then proceeds to hit Underbaker with a Pedigree-
Dr. Whooves:Spinebuster followed by a Pedigree! King Blueblood's offense is relentless!
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Holy shit that was close! I think this is the closest Underbaker has ever come to losing his championship. He needs to get the momentum back in his favor fast, or else the King might become the Champion as well.
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood sets up for another Pedigree, but Underbaker counters and starts going for a Baker's Dozen, however he notices Octavia about to intervene and instead Irish Whips Blueblood in a way that causes him to collide with her and knock her down to the floor-
Garble: Oh no! The lovely Octavia has just been taken out by her own client, that's got to be a stinging irony.
-Blueblood tries to hit Underbaker with another High Knee, but this time Underbaker dodges it and hits another chokeslam on Blueblood-
Dr. Whooves: Chokeslam! King Blueblood is in trouble, and Octavia won't be able to bail him out this time!
-Underbaker gets down on the mat and starts going for the Hell's Oven, Blueblood desperately struggles against it but Underbaker manages to lock it in anyways-
Ahuizotl: It's the Hell's Oven! The most devastating submission in the EWF! Nobody has ever gotten through this!
-Blueblood continues holding on and desperately struggling, refusing to tap even as Underbaker tightens the hold-
Dr. Whooves: It's gotta be hard to breathe like that. Blueblood has to tap, there's no other choice.
-After about fifteen more seconds of the hold King Blueblood passes out, and Underbaker releases the hold once the referee calls for the bell-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
Garble: Dear lord. The Hell's Oven just forced King Blueblood to pass out from lack of air. Hopefully he'll be all right.
-Underbaker leans down over Blueblood's knocked out form and does his signature pose-
Dr. Whooves: Quite an intimidating sight before us. King Blueblood put up a better fight than any of the challengers that came before him, but in the end he still wasn't a match for the sheer power of the Underbaker.
Ahuizotl: Don't go anywhere folks, because the action is only about to intensify. The Fight For Your Right Ladder Match is up next!
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
Squire: Make way! Make way! Introducing first and foremost, the future holder of the Fight For Your Right Contract, the glorious Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane and the rest of her entrouage emerge on stage before starting their match towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Next to Colgate, we might be looking at the most intimidating and ferocious opponent in this match. Hurricane has proved on more than one occaision that she will not stop at any length to get what she wants.
Discord: And for an ancient warrior, a match such as this provides even more creative ways for her to be brutal.
*I was born to wiiiiiiiin!*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Equalitopia, weighing 115 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-Night Glider sprints down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and ignoring the glares she recieves from Hurricane's entourage-
Ahuizotl: Night Glider is the least experienced member of this match, but she's certainly gathered attention in the past few months. She defeated Trixie, a former World Fighter's Champion, more than once. On top of that, she made it very far into the Queen of the Scene tournament before being beaten by Amira.
Garble: This could be Night Glider's chance to finally propel herself into true glory.
*A dentist drill sounds, followed by foreboding music*
Baritone: Introducing next, from Lonevyille, weighing 145 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
-Pyrotechnics explode on stage before Colgate emerges, wearing a slightly bloodied dentist's jacket. She starts a slow walk to the ring, looking at Night Glider and Commander Hurricane with a slightly angry glare and a sadistic smile-
Dr. Whooves: Few people on Sublime are more scary than Colgate. This woman is just downright sadistic and unstable. I don't know what runs through her head, but I don't think I want to know.
Ahuizotl: I definitely wouldn't let her be my dentist, much less would I want her to be my OPPONENT in a match like this.
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Haakim: *Speaks in Arabic* ("Make way filthy peasants, she may not of become a Queen yet, but soon she will have the contract worth just as much!")
-Amira and Haakim walk to the ring, showing much disdain for the peasant audience-
Garble: EWF might have its own version of royalty, but Amira is of true noble birth. She's an Arabian Princess, and definitely carries herself as such.
Dr. Whooves: She'll need more than nobility to win here, however.
*A thousand stories fill my head...*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Twilight Sparkle!
-The crowd cheers as Twilight Sparkle emerges on stage, cheerfully making her way down the ramp, looking confident for the upcoming match-
Discord: Sublime was quite lucky to pick up the addition of Twilight Sparkle to the roster this past month. She's wasted no time getting into the foray, allying with her friend Rainbow Dash and tussling against the force of Starlight Glimmer.
Garble: She does have her own mattters to attend to as well. She's a former Eternal Women's Champion, and winning here tonight could give her a shot at becoming the World Fighter's Champion. Imagine what an achievement it would be for Twilight to become the first woman to hold both brands' major titles.
*Country Music plays*
Baritone: And now introducing, from Lonevyille, weighing 110 pounds and standing five foot, five inches tall, Apple Bloom!
Dr. Whooves: Apple Bloom was one of Sublime's most prolific members in the first months of the show, but has faded to the background somewhat since then. This match would be a great chance for her to reclaim some semblance of momentum.
*Sweetie Belle's theme plays*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 105 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Sweetie Belle!
Ahuizotl: Here's another member of Sublime that's been sadly unable to find her groove. But there's no better place to find one's groove than a match such as this.
*Maud Pie's Theme plays*
Baritone: And now introducing, from Boulder, Colorado. Weighing 142 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie rolls down to the ring riding on Tom, getting plenty of cheers from the crowd-
Discord: Out of all the bizarre entrances we have, Maud's has to be my favorite, hands down. You just never know what to expect from this woman.
Garble: Absolutely. Don't take her stoic demeanor for granted, Maud Pie is no joke.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring, from Lonevyille, weighing 144 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
-Pinkie Pie emerges on stage, still wearing her more threatening demeanor from her previous appearance, with half her hair down like before-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the wild card of the match, Pinkie Pie.
Discord: She returned by surprise from her injury on the last Sublime, and won a Battle Royal to gain entry to this match. During said Battle Royal she surprised everyone with some uncharacteristic aggression and ferocity. Those traits will definitely help her in this match, but one has to wonder what's going on in the mind of Pinkie Pie to spark this change in strategy.
Match 8: Fight for Your Right Ladder Match - Commander Hurricane vs Night Glider vs Colgate vs Amira vs Twilight Sparkle vs Apple Bloom vs Sweetie Belle vs Maud Pie vs Pinkie Pie
*3 minutes later*
-While the entire ring is in a brawl Commander Hurricane attempts to slip outside and grab a ladder. Sweetie Bell pursues her, only to get knocked down by a devastating punch from Commander Hurricane-
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle just got clocked, and now Commander Hurricane has a ladder. Everyone else better be on guard.
-Hurricane enters the ring and flattens Apple Bloom and Twilight Sparkle with the ladder. Maud tries to stop her, but is hit head on with the ladder as well. However, Hurricane's rampage comes to a temporary end when Night Glider dives from the top of a turnbuckle and manages to knock the ladder away from Commander Hurricane-
Garble: Hurricane was on a roll with that ladder, but Night Glider managed to put a stop to it.
-Night Glider sets up the ladder and starts to climb, but Hurricane quickly recovers and begins pursuing her. Both of them are nearly at the top of the ladder when Pinkie Pie tips it over and sends both of them falling to the ground-
Discord: Ouch! A massive fall for Commander Hurricane and Night Glider! This match is showing no mercy to any of the competitors taking part in it.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira brings a ladder in the ring and is about to set it up, but she's ambushed by Colgate who Irish Whips her into the corner. Colgate then takes the ladder and drives it into Amira's midsection multiple times-
Ahuizotl: Good God! Sheer brutality by Colgate! Amira could be out of this match for a while after enduring that abuse.
-Colgate sets up the ladder and begins her climb, meanwhile Apple Bloom starts climbing up on the other side to meet her. The two meet at the very top and start trading blows back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: Colgate and Apple Bloom now doing battle on top of the ladder. Could one of them take the Fight for Your Right contract?
-Colgate stuns Apple Bloom before promptly throwing her off the ladder-
Discord: Apple Bloom is down! This could be Colgate's chance!
-Colgate starts to unfasten the briefcase, but is thrown off balance as Maud Pie pushes over the ladder-
Garble: That was another near conclusion to this match. But Maud Pie has given everyone else more time to pull out a victory here.
*6 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie is looking to bring another ladder into the ring, when she's attacked by Sweetie Belle she responds by brutally throwing Sweetie Belle into the steel steps before proceeding into the ring. She uses the ladder to easily knock Colgate and Night Glider out of the way. She then pulls Night Glider in between the two halves of the ladder before closing it hard on her legs, causing Night Glider to spasm in pain-
Discord: A malicious strategy by Pinkie Pie. Night Glider is the quickest competitor in this match, so Pinkie Pie is neutralizing her legs.
-Pinkie Pie is about to turn her attention to the briefcase, but is ambushed by Amira who takes her out with a Dust Devil-
Dr. Whooves: Amira out of nowhere! Looks like Pinkie Pie's cruelty wasted precious time. She might of won this match had she not went out of her way to torture Night Glider.
-Amira sets up the ladder and begins to climb, but Twilight Sparkle enters the rings nad pulls Amira down by her legs before hitting Take a Note-
Ahuizotl: Take A Note! And now Amira is down! Can Twilight take advantage?
-Twilight Sparkle climbs the ladder and starts working on the briefcase, but finds herself in a bad position when Maud Pie kicks the ladder out from under her. Twilight manages to hold on, however-
Garble: Twilight's suspended in mid-air! Can she manage to get the contract free?
-Maud jumps up and manages to grab on to Twilight's legs before forcibily pulling her down-
Dr. Whooves: This match isn't quite over yet, but Twilight came very close to winning right there.
*4 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie puts a ladder on her shoulders and starts spinning around, taking out several of the brawling opponents in the ring, she then starts setting the ladder up. Meanwhile, Night Glider props a seperate ladder against the ropes from the outside of the ring. She then runs up it and dives into Pinkie Pie-
Discord: Spectacular manunever from Night Glider! Pinkie Pie didn't even know what hit her.
-Night Glider begins climbing to the top of the ladder and seems ready to take the briefcase, but then Commander Hurricane starts climbing from the other side-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we have another battle atop the ladder. This could be the end right here.
-Commander Hurricane and Night Glider trade several blows before Commander Hurricane manages to shove Night Glider off the ladder-
Ahuizotl: Night Glider is down! Victory is in Commander Hurricane's reach!
-The crowd cheers as Private Panzer emerges from the audience and runs into the ring-
Discord: What the hell?! It's Private Panzer! Panzer is back!
-Panzer pulls Commander Hurricane down from the ladder and starts beating her down, she then waits a moment for Hurricane to stand back up before hitting her with a Lancer-
Dr. Whooves: Lancer! Commander Hurricane is getting laid out by her returning rival!
-Private Panzer gets ambushed by Typhoon and Cyclone, who start beating her down while Squire begins climbing the ladder-
Garble: What the?! Squire is climbing the ladder! What's he doing up there?
-Squire unlatches the briefcase and descends with it, he then hands it over to Commander Hurricane as the entire entourage exits the ring-
Ahuizotl: Huh? What?! Squire just stole the briefcase and gave it to Commander Hurricane! He can't do that! Somebody stop this!
Dr. Whooves: It seems the officials are totally bamboozled by this development. The referee isn't even sure if he should ring the bell or not.
Discord: Well, the briefcase is in Hurricane's hands. Regardless of how it got there, it's safe to say she's the owner.
Ahuizotl: We can't let a match this important end like that! We just can't.
Garble: Perhaps not, but it looks like this is what's happening whether we like it or not.
-Commander Hurricane looks on triumphantly as she makes a quick escape-
*Lunacy segments*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, and it's time for our main event of the evening. Starlight Glimmer will challenge Rainbow Dash for the World Fighter's Championship!
Discord: I've been waiting all night for this one. It's bound to be SO chaotic. Starlight Glimmer has been torturing the champion both physically and mentally since she arrived. Can Rainbow Dash hang in there?
Garble: Regardless, this will likely be her greatest challenge yet.
*This fire burns….alwaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing the challenger, from Equalitopia. Weighing 141 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Starlight Glimmer!
-Starlight Glimmer emerges on stage, doing her usual routine of dropping to her knees and outstretching her arms dramatically as the pyro fires off behind her, she then stands up and marches towards the ring-
Ahuizotl: Sublime has gotten many new additions in the previous few months but possibly none of them have made nearly as much of an impact as Starlight Glimmer. In a very short time she's established herself as one of the most threatening performers on the show.
Dr. Whooves: Add on to the danger the cult she's been creating.. Starlight is definitely not one to be underestimated.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by *
Baritone: And her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Garble: Rainbow Dash definitely looks ready and determined for this one. Starlight has done nothing but taunt and harass during the past few months, and now the Champion seems ready to put an end to it.
Dr. Whooves: She realizes the gravity of the threat she's up against. I think we're going to see 200% out of Rainbow Dash here tonight. She'll definitely need it if she's going to put a stop to Starlight's recent spree of terror.
-Dash's music continues to play, but she doesn't emerge on stage-
Garble: No sign of the champion so far, where could she be hiding?
-Starlight yawns and looks around with a bored face, but is caught off guard when Dash suddenly crawls out from under the ring and enters from behind before assaulting Starlight with a sudden burst of punches and kicks, not letting up the assault until Starlight is properly down-
Rainbow Dash: You think I wouldn't pay you back for what you did to Scoots? This is between me and you now. I'm going to show you what happens to people who mess with my friends. By the time I'm done, you're going to be in so much pain you won't even be able to pick up that mic to preach your message.
Main Event: World Fighter's Championship, Rainbow Dash vs. Starlight Glimmer
*4 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash goes for a drop-kick, but Starlight side-steps it and starts trying to grapple Rainbow Dash. However Rainbow Dash counters and sets up for a Spectrum Slider, but Starlight counters that and Irish Whips Rainbow Dash, following it up by picking her up and slamming her down on the rebound-
Starlight: Come on "Champion". Surely you can do better than that. Don't want to let all these "loyal" fans down do you?
Dr. Whooves: And so begins the usual Starlight Glimmer trash talking.
Discord: It's all part of her game. She assaults her opponents both physically and mentally, and the effect is usually quite devastating.
*7 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash stuns Starlight with a quick series of kicks and punches, but then Starlight manages to grab Rainbow Dash and Irish Whip her, Clotheslining her out of the ring soon after-
Garble: And now the match is spilling outside the ring! This could turn into absolute pandemonium now!
-Starlight picks up Rainbow Dash and drags her over to the steel steps before slamming her head against it repeatedly-
Ahuizotl: Oh God. Starlight Glimmer is devastating the champion with some really brutal offense right now.
-Rainbow Dash finally manages to get free by delivering a hard elbow to Starlight's mid-section. She then goes for a Spectrum Slider, but Starlight counters and hits a Double Revolution-
Discord: Double Revolution! Starlight just seems to be one step ahead of Rainbow Dash in this match.
Starlight: This is just pathetic. You don't even deserve to have won that title in the first place if this is all the fight you're able to put up.
-Starlight Glimmer starts tearing down the announce table before putting Rainbow Dash on it, she then enters the ring and starts climbing the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God. We all know where she's going with this, brace yourselves!
-Starlight Glimmer takes a dive, only for Rainbow Dash to roll off at the last second, causing Starlight to go through the table herself-
Ahuizotl: Holy shit! Starlight's plan just backfired spectacularly! Rainbow Dash just dodged the bullet at the last possible moment. Good thing too, otherwise that might of been the end for her.
Crowd: This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Garble: This is awesome, indeed.
*8 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Starlight Glimmer are trading punches in the ring. Rainbow Dash manages to stun Starlight. She takes a running start and goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Starlight counters and sets up for an Equalizer, which Rainbow Dash narrowly slips out of-
Discord: Things have become a bit more even after Starlight went through that table. However, the Champion has still had a tough time getting the necessary momentum in her favor to put an end to this battle.
-Rainbow Dash manages to hit a Spectrum Slider, before ascending to the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: Dash is going high risk, could this be it?!
-Rainbow Dash takes a dive, only for Starlight to raise her knees at the last moment. Rainbow Dash doubles over in pain, and Starlight quickly takes advantage and hits an Equalizer-
Ahuizotl: Oh no! An Equalizer! Rainbow Dash sought to end the match in her favor, but it looks like the opposite might be ready to happen!
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Garble: No! The champion kicks out at the last second! Starlight can't believe it, but this match is still going.
-Starlight sits up with her hair frazzled and a disgruntled look on her face. She then stands up and starts stomping on Rainbow Dash repeatedly-
Starlight Glimmer: Why won't you go down?! You have no cause! You have nothing to fight for! -She picks up Rainbow Dash and throws her into the turnbuckle, before climbing up and raining down a mad series of punches-
Starlight: Why do you resist me?!
Dr. Whooves: Ladies and gentlemen it looks like Starlight is having a total mental breakdown. She's become so frustrated by her inability to win this match so far she's rabidly throwing out everything she's got.
Discord: Rainbow Dash isn't looking in the best of shape, so perhaps that strategy will be what finally gives her the win.
-Starlight starts lifting Dash in position for the Equalizer-
Garble: We could be witnessing the finale right here…..
Starlight: .D-
-Rainbow Dash counters and hits a Spectrum Slider-
Ahuizotl: Spectrum Slider! Rainbow Dash counters out of nowhere! Starlight Glimmer didn't even see it coming!
-Rainbow Dash goes for a pin-
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Discord: But Starlight still has fight left in her. This is absolute chaos. What will it take for one of these women to finally defeat the other?
*5 minutes later*
-Starlight is in position for another Equalizer, but Rainbow Dash counters and Irish Whips Starlight out of the ring. Then before Starlight can react Rainbow Dash launches herself into a Suicide Dive and causes both of them to slam into the barricade-
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable! Rainbow Dash with the Suicide Drive! She's putting everything on the line to retain the World Fighter's Championship!
-Rainbow Dash attempts to move Starlight into the ring, but Starlight delivers a sharp elbow to Rainbow Dash's face. She then slams her head first into the mat before moving her over to the steel ring post, and shoving her face first into that as well-
Discord: Once again we see Starlight using the environment to heavy effect. There's only so many steel blows to the head Rainbow Dash will be able to take before something gets knocked loose.
-Starlight rolls the groggy Rainbow Dash into the ring and attempts to pin, only for her to narrowly kick out at a 2 count once again-
Ahuizotl: Rainbow Dash just barely saved her title once again, but she's looking to be in a very bad position now.
-Starlight starts lifting Rainbow Dash on to her shoulders-
Starlight: I will end this, one way or the other. This day is mine!
Garble: I sense an Equalizer coming. There's no way the champion is getting out of it this time.
-Starlight goes for an Equalizer, but Rainbow Dash slips out at the last second and counters with a Spectrum Slider. The crowd goes wild as she then climbs the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: I hardly believe it! But somehow, someway, Rainbow Dash managed to save herself one more time. And now she's climbing the turnbuckle again. There's no room for failure this time, it's all or nothing. If she can hit the Sonic Raindrop, she might retain. If Starlight counters, then we'll see a new champion with a few moments.
-Rainbow Dash takes a dive, and cheers are heard around the ring as she hits a Sonic Raindrop-
Ahuizotl: Sonic Raindrop! Sonic Raindrop! It finally hits. Can she put Starlight Glimmer away?!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Garble: That was an amazing match. Both these women put their all into it, and the suspense was palpable.
Discord: I don't think Rainbow Dash has ever come so close to losing her title in the past. That was the biggest threat she's ever faced, but somehow she managed to pull through.
Ahuizotl: In the end, I think we can all agree that the real winners are the lucky fans who got to witness this climatic battle here tonight.
-Rainbow Dash takes turns standing in each of the four turnbuckles in the ring, happily celebrating her victory, despite seeming a bit wounded-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash is battered and bruised, but for now a champion she remains. That's all we have time for tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for joining us on this wild ride at High Stakes.
Ahuizotl: Garble and I will see you tomorrow night on Lunacy. Until then, good night, Equestria!
*End of PPV*

Sublime Match Results:
Dark Match: Pretty Vision defeated Sour Sweet by pinfall (9:30)
Sublime Tag-Team Championship: The Real Equestrians won Fatal-Four-Way by pinfall. (Titles Retained) (22:25)
Dr. Caballeron won the Brawl for It All Ladder Match. (24:38)
International Championship: Octavia defeated Vinyl Scratch by pinfall. (New Champion!) (18:13)
World Brawler's Championship: The Underbaker defeated King Blueblood by submission (20:09) (Title Retained!)
Commander Hurricane won the Fight For Your Right Ladder Match (18:46)
World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash defeated Starlight Glimmer by pinfall (Title Retained!) (24:57)