*One hundred percent reason to remember the name*
-The intro begins and the stands are more packed than ever, Celestia is currently in the ring waiting for the excitement to roar down-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome all viewers to Friday Night Sublime. The fans here are about to blow the roof off the arena with their excitement.
Discord: I don't blame them, this is the last stop before High Stakes! Tonight is the last chance for those with title matches, or one of the many competitors in the Brawl for it All or Fight For Your Right briefcases matches to gain momentum .
Dr. Whooves: Those participating in tonight's main event will have a great chance to gain momentum. The Real Equestrians will team up with their old rivals Babs Seed and Sour Tooth to take on The Acolytes of Equality and the Sediment Sisters in a eight woman tag-match.
Discord: That's pay-per-view material in itself. I have to wonder how long it'll hold together though, none of those four teams are particularly fond of each other. I'd think they'd rather just have a free-for-all against one another than be forced to work together.
Dr. Whooves: That's true. But whichever side manages to find some cohesion and win the match will gain a huge boost going into the big Sublime Tag-Team Championship fatal-four-way.
Discord: You also have to wonder if a war is going to break out between current World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash, and her challenger Starlight Glimmer.
Dr. Whooves: Starlight isn't scheduled for a match tonight, but I'm certain she's around here somewhere. She's probably the most dangerous threat Rainbow Dash has encountered since Trixie.
Discord: The champion better watch her back, but for now, it's time for our general manager to make an announcement.
Celestia: Hello people of Sublime. We're just a few days away from the big event of High Stakes. At the Pay-Per-View careers and dreams will be made, but only for the worthiest few. However, unlike my sister, I like to provide oppurtunity to as many people as possible. So tonight on Sublime we will have two "Wild Card" Battle Royals, where one man and one woman will be able to win and gain access to their respective ladder matches.
-Crowd cheers-
Celestia: In addition to that, we'll be hosting two roundtables, one for each match, where the competitors of each match will be able to speak their minds before the big event arrives. Enjoy the evening!
*Majestic magical music plays, followed by a recorded chant of "Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!"*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Steamer, from Manhattan, weighing 207 pounds and standing six foot tall, Uncle Wing!
-Uncle Wing appears on stage flanked by Steamer-
Uncle Wing: Sparkle sparkle sparkle!
-Uncle Wing throws down a smoke bomb, and at the same time smoke appears in the ring. When it all clears Uncle Wing is standing in the middle of the ring, with Steamer still on the ramp looking dumbfounded. There's some light cheers from the audience-
Dr. Whooves: Poor Uncle Wing. The guy has never had much luck with this matches, but at-least he's got style.
*Latin dance music*
Baritone: And introducing his by his dance partner, the lady Constanza. From Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing 244 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, Dr. Caballeron!
-Caballeron and Constanza emerge on stage, doing their usual dance down towards the ring. Caballeron leans down and kisses Constanza's hand before leaping into the ring in a grandiose fashion-
Discord: Speaking of style, our local doctor of dance is looking as classy as ever here tonight. Unfortunately for Uncle Wing, Caballeron has equal style AND substance.
Match 1: Uncle Wing/w Steamer vs. Dr. Caballeron/w Lady Constanza
*5 minutes later*
-Dr. Caballeron hits Uncle Wing with a series of kicks, he then goes for a takedown but Uncle Wing quickly slides out of the way before grabbing Caballeron and hitting a neckbreaker-
Dr. Whooves: Uncle Wing isn't making it easy for Dr. Caballeron tonight. He's been counter almost everything the doctor of dance has thrown at him.
-Caballeron gets up and goes for a Samba Jive but Uncle Wing counters and hits a Crystal Fate-
Discord: Crystal Fate! Can Uncle Wing pick up the pin?
*1..2.-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite, but he did get a surprising two-count. The momentum is still on his side, it's just a matter of if he can keep it up.
*4 minutes later*
-Uncle Wing and Dr. Caballeron go back and forth through a series of grapples. Uncle Wing Irish Whips Caballeron into the ropes, but Caballeron takes flight on the rebound and takes Uncle Wing to the ground-
Discord: Flying tackle from Caballeron, an excellent counter.
takes to the turnbuckle, with the crowd cheering for him-
Dr. Whooves: Caballeron is thinking high-risk, and the fans are cheering him onward.
-Caballeron goes for the Cha Cha Dive, but Uncle Wing rolls out of the way-
Discord: Uncle Wing dodged that bullet.
*3 minutes later*
-Uncle Wing sets up for another Crystal Fate, but Caballeron counters and successfully hits a Samba Jive-
Dr. Whooves: Samba Jive! This could be it!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Dr. Caballeron!
-Dr. Caballeron helps Uncle Wing up and shakes his hand-
Caballeron: Good fight. Keep it classy my friend.
-The crowd cheers-
Dr. Whooves: A great match, with an excellent display of sportsmanship to finish it off. Couldn't think of a better way to start the night.
*Commercial*
-The camera returns backstage to the locker room. Trenderhoof is typing away on his pad while Cloudkicker is rubbing oil over Daring's legs-
Daring: Is all this oil REALLY necessary?
Cloudkicker: Of course it is. It'll make it harder for your opponents to grab you, plus, it'll make you look sexier. Win-win.
-Cloudkicker then starts rubbing oil all over Daring's belly, before moving up and lathering up her breasts, making Daring gasp-
Cloudkicker: Heh heh. Sorry, gotta oil up the goods too though.
Daring: I think you're just using this as an excuse to grope me.
Cloudkicker: Daring, you're one crazy girl. Would I really do that?
-Cloudkicker shifts back down to oil up Daring's hips, before slowly slipping a hand down Daring's panties, but Daring catches her hand and moves it back away-
Daring: Don't even think about it. You aren't getting away with THAT much.
Cloudkicker: Can't blame a girl for trying. You're right though, we need to get you out there anyways.
-The camera switches back to the ring-
*Never Back Down*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof, from Cloudsdale, weighing 127 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Daring Do!
-Daring Do emerges on stage in the same revealing attire as the previous week, leaving over ninety percent of her body exposed. She starts walking towards the ring with more confidence than the previous week, putting a slight sway in her hips and seeming to enjoy the whistles and cat calls directed at her-
Discord: Daring definitely seems to be embracing this new image a bit more. She's now looking to entertain the fans in a slightly different way than usual.
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
Squire: Ignoble wretches of the EWF Universe, please show proper respect for this Sunday's certain winner, and future World Fighter's Champion, her glorious elite, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane emerges on stage with Typhoon and Cyclone behind her, she then begins a steady march towards the ring, all the while looking at Daring Do with a mixture of disgust and amusement-
Hurricane: This is what Celestia has reduced to? Sending whores to fight me?
Cloudkicker: Come on, Daring. Don't let some prude talk down to you.
-Hurricane chuckles and enters the ring, eyeing Daring like a vulture. Meanwhile Daring simply puts on a determined look and gets into fighting stance-
Match 2: Daring Do w/ Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof vs. Commander Hurricane w/ Hurricane's Legion
*6 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane attempts to tackle Daring Do, but Daring counters by knocking Hurricane back with a drop-kick. Commander Hurricane responds by soon leveling Daring Do with a clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch. A rough clothesline from Commander Hurricane. Sublime's toughest warrior isn't holding anything back on the offense.
-Commander Hurricane lifts Daring Do up and starts setting up for a Legion-
Discord: Uh-oh. This could be bad for Daring, she needs to get out of that position quick.
-Hurricane nearly hits the move, but Daring counters at the last moment and shoves Hurricane face first into the mat-
Dr. Whooves: Great counter by Daring Do! She dodged that bullet.
*8 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane has Daring Do trapped in the corner and is raining down punches. She sets Daring on top of the ropes and starts setting up for a Gale Force from the top, but Daring counters and with a couple kicks she sends Hurricane tumbling downward-
Dr. Whooves: That set up certainly backfired on Hurricane, but can Daring Do capitalize on it?
-Daring Do hits a Daring Dive, quickly following it up with a pin-
Discord: Daring Dive! Daring Dive! Can she get the win?
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: So close, but yet so far.
*2 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Daring Do go through a series of grapples, eventually Commander Hurricane gets the upper hand and lifts Daring Do into the air before delivering a hard slam. She then repeats the process multiple times over-
Discord: A series of devastating body-slams by Commander Hurricane. Daring Do needs to get out of this situation fast.
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, Daring Do counters and hits a Sapphire Shock. She attempts a pin afterwards, but only gets a 2 count-
Dr. Whooves: Another near victory for Daring, but Commander Hurricane won't quit.
-Daring Do attempts to hit another Sapphire Shock, but Commander Hurricane counters and the last moment and hits a Legion-
Discord: Legion! Daring is down! Could this be it?
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Squire: Here is your winner, the glorious Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane smirks at Daring's defeated form and gives her a final kick to add insult to injury-
Hurricane: Better luck next time, harlot.
-Commander Hurricane and her entourage depart. Meanwhile Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof help Daring to her feet-
Cloudkicker: Welp. You didn't do so hot that time, but at-least you looked hot while losing right?
Daring: Ugh. Looking hot doesn't make getting beat down any less humiliating.
Cloudkicker: Don't worry about it. I've got some new strategies for you to try out next time.
-Cloudkicker giggles and gives Daring a surprise kiss straight on the lips, leaving Daring standing there dumbfounded for a few moments before she comes back to her senses and follows the others in returning backstage-
*Commercial*
*Fancy, elite music*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Divine Intervention, weighing 255 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, King Blueblood!
-Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow roll out a red carpet for King Blueblood, he then begins casually strolling down to the ring with scepter in hand, followed closely by Octavia-
Discord: Here comes our King of the Ring, looking just as confident as ever.
Dr. Whooves: He has a lot of reasons to be confident. In addition to his own ability, he's surrounded by three other very skilled athletes.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Loneyville, standing six foot, eight inches tall, weighing 275 pounds, Big MacIntosh!
-Big MacIntosh makes his way to the ring, not reacting much to the crowd other than occasionally tipping his cowboy hat at them.
Match 3: King Blueblood/w Divine Intervention vs. Big MacIntosh
*4 minutes later*
-King Blueblood tries to lift Big MacIntosh into a spinebuster, but he fails as Big MacIntosh counters and hits Blueblood with a hard backbreaker. He then lifts Blueblood into the air before slamming him into the turnbuckle, where he then begins raining down heavy punch after heavy punch-
Dr. Whooves: We're starting this match off with some seriously deadly offense by Big MacIntosh. Not a good position for King Blueblood to be in.
-Big MacIntosh steps back a little and goes for a clothesline, but Blueblood ducks out of the way just in time-
Discord: Blueblood narrowly dodged that one. That clothesline could have been devastating if it connected.
*5 minutes later*
-King Blueblood irish whips Big MacIntosh into the ropes, as Big MacIntosh rebounds Blueblood trips him down to his knees before setting up and hitting a DDT-
Dr. Whooves: Well timed DDT from King Blueblood, but can he build momentum?
-Blueblood stomps on Big MacIntosh several times while he's down, he then attempts to stand MacIntosh back up and sets up for a Pedigree, but Big MacIntosh counters by lifting Blueblood all the way on to his shoulders, with Blueblood desperately trying to escape in panic-
Discord: Blueblood was thinking Pedigree, but Big MacIntosh was thinking something different altogether! This could end badly for the King of the Ring!
-Octavia gets on the ring apron and distracts the ref, allowing Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow to quickly slip in from the other direction and take a few cheap shots on Big MacIntosh that allows King Blueblood to get free-
-Crowd boos-
Dr. Whooves: And King Blueblood is once again saved by the dirty antics of Divine Intervention….
*8 minutes later*
-King Blueblood attacks Big MacIntosh with several punches, but it has little effect and Big MacIntosh responds by knocking Blueblood straight onto his back with one extremely powerful punch-
Discord: Ouch! A serious hay maker by Big MacIntosh!
-Big MacIntosh then lifts King Blueblood into the air and hits a Nope, he's about to go for a pin when Damien Sandow and Hoity Toity move for the distraction. This causes Big MacIntosh to abandon his pin attempt and double clothesline both of them down to the floor-
Dr. Whooves: Double Clothesline! Sandow and Hoity are out of the picture!
-Big MacIntosh turns around and immediately recieves a kick to the gut by King Blueblood, who then sets up and hits a Pedigree-
Discord: Pedigree! Pedigree! This could be it!
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, King Blueblood!
Dr. Whooves: And with that, King Blueblood continues to build up impressive momentum for his World Brawler's title match against the Underbaker at High Stakes.
-Divine Intervention begins to celebrate, but they're soon interrupted as a buzzer sounds and the lights all go out, when the lights come back on all of Divine Intervention except for King Blueblood is knocked out beside the ring-
Discord: Uh-oh. Supernatural happenings are occurring, and there's no doubt that The Underbaker is behind it. King Blueblood better get out of here.
-The lights go out again, and this time when they come back on Blueblood is lying flat in the middle of the ring, with Underbaker standing over him doing his signature pose-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we aren't getting the usual monologue from Underbaker this week, but I think the message before us is clear enough. Blueblood's other victories mean nothing to The Underbaker, and the World Brawler's Championship match at High Stakes might be one victory that is out of even Blueblood's reach…..
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, you're just in time for the Fight for Your Right Wild Card Battle Royal! Eight women will face off for the chance to become a last minute entry to the Fight for Your Right ladder match at High Stakes.
Discord: This sort of match is already hectic enough, but we've been informed that this Battle Royal has a mystery competitor in its eighth spot. I can't wait to find out who it is.
*The Spa Twin's theme plays*
Baritone: Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing a combined 284 pounds, the Spa Twins!
-Aloe and Lotus strut down to the ring, happily waving at the audience members and occasionally giving a seductive wink or glance at interested parties*
Dr. Whooves: I wouldn't be surprised to see either Aloe or Lotus Blossom win this match. As former Sublime Tag-Team champions they're very accustomed to working together, and they're the only tag-team duo scheduled to be in this battle.
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it!*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, accompanied by Trenderhoof from Cloudsdale, weighing 145 pounds, standing five foot, nine inches tall, Cloudkicker!
-Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof emerges on stage. Initially Trenderhoof is too distracted by his touch pad to walk, but quickly looks alive after a hard nudge from Cloudkicker. They then begin walking down the ring together, with Cloudkicker flirting with several audience members-
Dr. Whooves: Cloudkicker would probably have a quicker entrance if she didn't flirt with everyone in the crowd on her way down.
Discord: Hey, maybe she just wants to flaunt her sexy looks.
Dr. Whooves: That hasn't helped her win matches though has it?
-Cloudkicker rolls into the ring and spreads her legs wide before standing up and blowing a kiss at the audience. Lotus seems a bit shocked, meanwhile Aloe puts a hand on her hip and shakes her head-
Cloudkicker: Heh. Something wrong, girls?
Aloe: I'm just trying to figure out if you're looking to fight or fuck someone.
Cloudkicker: *Shrugs* Why not both?
*Fill my eyes, with that double vision*
Baritone: From Loneyville, standing five foot, five inches tall and weighing 128 pounds, Pretty Vision!
-Pretty Vision emerges on the ramp and starts doing several push-ups, with Iron Will shouting random motivational lines at her the entire time. Pretty Vision then starts walking to the ring with determination in her eyes, all the while Iron Will points at her and shouts to the women already in the ring-
Iron Will: It's going to rattle your cage when you try to stand in the way of Pretty Vision's rampage!
Dr. Whooves: Cringing motivational lines aside, it's best not to underestimate how much Pretty Vision has benefited from Iron Will's training. Under his guidance this woman has transformed from a virtual laughing stock to a compact ball of power that will easily decimate anyone not on their guard.
*A bizarre theme starts playing, one mixed with both hard and soft music*
Baritone: And now introducing, from Canterlot, weighing 138 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Sour Sweet!
Discord: Here's one of tonight's debut stars, Sour Sweet is moving up to Sublime from CCW for the first time. This Battle Royal will be an excellent way of gauging her performance.
-Sour Sweet giddily enters the ring, smiling at everyone-
Sour Sweet: Hello, dearies!
-Everyone gives her strange looks-
Sour Sweet: What the fuck are you looking at?! All I said was hello and you look at me like I'm a freak. That's the last time I'm nice to you bitches.
Dr. Whooves: Definitely looks like she isn't the stable type…..
*A dubstep type theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Lemon Zest!
-Lemon Zest emerges on stage, wearing a pink jumpsuit and rocking out to some beat being played on her headphones-
Discord: A familiar sounding theme, but this is no Vinyl Scratch. It's another CCW guest to tonight's show, Lemon Zest.
-Lemon Zest takes her time getting to the ring before taking off her headphones and entering-
Lemon Zest: Oh, hey Sour Sweet! You're here too, that's so awesome!
Sour Sweet: I know right?! -She gives Lemon Zest a quick hug before glaring at the others again- What?! Is a girl not allowed to have friends!? FUCK OFF.
*An extremely cheerful, peaceful theme plays*
Baritone: From Lonevyille, weighing 129 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Sunny Daze!
Dr. Whooves: Our third and final guest from CCW, the young and energetic, Sunny Daze.
Discord: There's a lot of opportunities for some women here to become a breakout star, but can any of them handle the big leagues?
Dr. Whooves: It's hard to say, but now it's finally time to learn who are mystery competitor is.
*Do you believe in magic?*
-Crowd goes WILD with cheers-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! It's Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie is back!
-Pinkie Pie emerges on stage, looking a tad bit different than usual. Half of her hair is down, and her usual cheerful skipping is replaced by a steady, menacing walk-
Discord: Something certainly seems a bit off about Pinkie though. Perhaps she's still feeling some effects from that concussion she suffered a few months ago.
Dr. Whooves: Regardless, this hugely changes the chemistry of this match. Pinkie Pie has just become the person to beat.
Match 4: Fight for You Right Wild Card Battle Royal, Aloe vs. Lotus Blossom vs. Cloudkicker vs. Pretty Vision vs. Sour Sweet vs. Lemon Zest vs. Sunny Daze vs. Pinkie Pie
-As soon as the match begins Pinkie Pie moves aggressively towards Sunny Daze, she punches her straight in the face multiple times before delivering a brutal knee to the mid-section, afterwards she promptly throws Sunny Daze over the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch. An absolutely brutal elimination delivered to Sunny Daze by Pinkie Pie.
Discord: Pinkie is coming back to Sublime like a lion.
Elimination 1: Sunny Daze by Pinkie Pie (0:11)
-As Pinkie Pie turns around Lemon Zest ambushes her from behind and gets her pressed against the corner where she delivers a series of lightning quick punches and kicks.-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie managed to ambush Sunny Daze, only for her to get ambushed by Lemon Zest. She's not in the best position right now.
-Lemon Zest starts setting up to eliminate Pinkie, but Pinkie Pie stuns her with a well placed elbow before delivering a Pinkie Sense-
Discord: Excellently time counter by Pinkie, followed up with a hard hitting Pinkie Sense.
-Pinkie Pie takes advantage of Lemon Zest's stunned state and throws her out of the ring as well-
Dr. Whooves: And now Pinkie Pie is 2 for 2.
Elimination 2: Lemon Zest by Pinkie Pie (0:58)
-Aloe and Lotus Blossom are working together to eliminate Cloudkicker, they seem ready to throw her over all together but Cloudkicker manages to catch herself on the bottom rope and slip back in-
Discord: Close call for Cloudkicker, but she's still in this.
-Sour Sweet attacks Aloe out of nowhere and tries to throw her out of the ring, with Aloe just barely hanging on-
Sour Sweet: HA, what do you think of that, BITCH? Oh my gosh….I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so-
-Lotus Blossom grabs Sour Sweet and throws her over the top rope. Upon landing on the ground Sour Sweet starts pounding her fist against the floor-
Sour Sweet: How fucking dare you?! You'll pay for that, I swear!
Elimination 3: Sour Sweet by Lotus Blossom (2:03)
-Sour Sweet starts walking up the ramp, happily smiling at audience members along the way-
Dr. Whooves: And the very unpredictable Sour Sweet has been eliminated from the match. What is her malfunction anyways?
Discord: I don't know, but she seems like my type of woman.
-Lotus Blossom helps Aloe back into the ring, but the two are immediately attacked by Pinkie Pie, who corners Lotus and starts beating down on her. Aloe goes to assist but is attacked by Cloudkicker-
Dr. Whooves: Both of the Spa Twins are now under attack, nullifying their usual teamwork advantage.
-Cloudkicker stuns Aloe with a couple kicks upside the head before pulling her in and planting a sloppy french kiss on her, she then hits a Scissor Kick before knocking Aloe out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: A rather….inventive elimination from Cloudkicker.
Discord: One second Aloe found herself on the receiving end of a very sexual kiss from her opponent, the next she was getting kicked and meeting the hard floor.
Elimination 4: Aloe by Cloudkicker (4:15)
-Pinkie Pie has Lotus backed into the corner, Lotus breaks free after a couple of hard kicks, but soon is surprised by Pinkie Pie poking her in the eyes, while she's stunned Pinkie Pie hits a Pinkie Sense and easily eliminates her-
Dr. Whooves: Unusual dirty fighting by Pinkie Pie on that elimination.
Discord: Guess after being gone for so long she just wants to get the job done by any method possible.
Elimination 5: Lotus Blossom by Pinkie Pie (4:52)
Dr. Whooves: Justified tactics or not, we're now down to just three competitors. Pinkie Pie, Cloudkicker, and Pretty Vision. Which one of these three women will go on to join the Fight for Your Right ladder match?
-4 minutes later-
-Pretty Vision is holding on to the outside of the ropes, with Pinkie Pie actively working to push her off. Pretty Vision manages to escape by headbutting Pinkie Pie through the middle rope, she then enters the ring and takes Pinkie Pie down with a Double Vision-
Dr. Whooves: Double Vision! Pinkie Pie is temporarily out of the fight, can Pretty Vision capitalize?
-Pretty Vision moves to pick up Pinkie Pie, but gets attacked suddenly by Cloudkicker and the two begin brawling against each other-
Discord: With Pinkie Pie out of the way for the time being this has become a one on one battle between Pretty Vision and Cloudkicker. Will either woman be able to force the other out of this match?
-Cloudkicker Irish Whips Pretty Vision into the turnbuckle and goes for a running kick, but Pretty Vision gets out of the way and flips Cloudkicker over the ropes. Cloudkicker catches on, but is soon after knocked off as Pretty Vision charges forward and hits her with a running shoulder block-
Dr. Whooves: And down goes Cloudkicker!
Elimination 6: Cloudkicker by Pretty Vision (10:02)
-Pretty Vision turns around to find Pinkie Pie getting back to her feet, taking a very aggressive stance soon afterwards-
Discord: And now only two remain. Who will go on to High Stakes? Will it be the underdog, Pretty Vision? Or the returning force of nature, Pinkie Pie?
-3 minutes later-
-Pinkie Pie and Pretty Vision are trading punches in the ring, with the crowd going "OOOOOOOOOH" after each successful shot-
Dr. Whooves: An intense battle has ensued between these two women. Each of them desperately wants to earn their chance to compete in the Fight for Your Right ladder match.
Discord: It would substantially boost the career of whichever competitor wins it, a boost each of them needs if they want to move up the ranks.
-Pretty Vision Irish Whips Pinkie Pie into the ropes, and then manages to hit her with a drop-kick that sends her sprawling backwards. It looks as if Pinkie is about to be eliminated, but she manages to just barely grab the bottom rope and pull herself back up-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie narrowly saved herself on that one, but she isn't out of the danger zone yet.
-Pretty Vision moves into to finish off Pinkie Pie, but Pinkie manages to break free and enter the ring. She then beats down Pretty Vision with an intense series of hard punches and knees before hitting a Pinkie Sense and throwing Pretty Vision out with prejudice-
Discord: That's it! Pinkie wins!
Elimination 8: Pretty Vision by Pinkie Pie (14:02)
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pinkie Pie!
Dr. Whooves: That was an incredible Battle Royal. Many stars shined in that match, but it's impossible to deny that Pinkie Pie was definitely the dominant force in that match.
Discord: It was a total surprise, nobody saw her coming, but she's returned to Sublime with a roar.
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie was unusually aggressive in that match compared to her usual cheerful style, but perhaps this just represents a new more determined side of her .Only time will tell.
*Commercial*
-When the show returns all nine competitors in the Fight for Your Right ladder match are gathered in the ring, along with Celestia-
Celestia: Now it's time for the Fight for Your Right roundtable, where all the competitors in the match have a chance to get their voices heard before the battle ahead. Who would like to begin?
Commander Hurricane: I think this talking is pointless, but I suppose I'll indulge you and give my pathetic opponents a chance to surrender early. No one else in this match has the type of fighting experience that I do. I am a warrior of legend, full of determination and rage that none of you could ever hope to equal. At High Stakes I will climb the ladder and claim that briefcase, all the while standing over the broken bodies of any of you foolish enough to enter the ring with me.
Colgate: You think you know about rage, Commander Hurricane? I'm the epitome of rage. But not the reckless, undisciplined rage that you posses. Mine is a cold rage, one that relentlessly wears down opponents into nothing. I will break your spirit, and everyone else's spirit, one by one until none of you even have the will to climb that ladder. I wil-
Apple Bloom: OKAY! We get it. You're both eeeeeevil. Give us a break. Climbing that ladder will take more than just brute strength. Ya gotta have speed, agility, technique...all that kinda stuff.
Sweetie Belle: And those are the kind of things that Apple Bloom and I excel at. I think we have a clear advantage in this match .
Amira: Advantage? You two couldn't win a standard tag-team match, much less an intense ladder match. This would be a much more honorable battle if lowly peasants such as yourselves were removed, leaving only the WORTHY to fight for the contract. You all should consider yourselves lucky I even demean myself enough to speak to you.
Celestia: Well, it seems we certainly have the collision of egos here. What do you think of all this, Twilight?
Twilight: Well, it's hard to deny that Commander Hurricane, Colgate, and Amira are intimidating forces in their own right. But it takes more than just brute strength to win a battle like this. It takes finesse, determination, and above all else, true fighting spirit. You three are powerful forces, but I've faced off against The System and The Sword, far more dangerous opponents. It's going to take more than some chest pounding to scare me away from getting the contract and challenging for the World Fighter's Championship! -Crowd cheers lightly-
Commander Hurricane: Pffft. You're a real piece of work, Twilight Sparkle. You come out here talking about the opponents you've faced, and lecturing us about fighting spirit. But the fact is, you COULDN'T beat the System or the Sword. You ran away like a coward after they utterly broke your spirit. Out of everyone here, you're probably one of the least qualified to win this match. You're an abject failure, and this is your last desperate attempt to remain relevant.
-Crowd boos-
Twilight: Wait, no, she's partly right. Seeing the System triumph did break me a little, and I did run away. However, I ran away with a purpose. I have dedicated myself to ensuring that Sublime will not suffer the same fate as Lunacy. I will protect what's left of the EWF from being overran by tyrants like you, Hurricane. And this time, nothing is going to make me leave.
Maud: I think we should all take a moment to really appreciate the gravity of this match, it's going to be a truly historic pay-per-view. Careers will be made, and it's a chance for all of us to break out and really enhance our names. Thank you.
Twilight: Uhh...elegantly put Maud.
-Everyone else looks at Maud like she's crazy-
Celestia: So, Pinkie Pie, let's get your thoughts. After all, everyone was pretty shocked with your new aggressive approach in the battle royal earlier.
Pinkie Pie: Well, being out of the game for two months gave me a lot of time to think about how my career was going. And I realized…..it was going nowhere. Sure, people loved me, but my happy, nice girl attitude wasn't getting me anywhere. So I resolved to re-invent myself, I'd return to Sublime with a bang. From now on, I'm not going to hold anything back in my matches. I will put all of my effort into utterly dominating my opponents, and I won't stop or even slow down until I've claimed the World Fighter's Championship.
Twilight: That's great Pinkie Pie, just try not to lose yourself in the process.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, don't worry, Twi. I'm still exactly the same Pinkie you used to know…..*Whispers* Exactly the same…
-Twilight seems about to question, but is interrupted by Celestia-
Celestia: And one last quiet person to drag into the spotlight: Night Glider.
Night Glider: Well, this isn't really my setting for speeches. But I'll go ahead and give me two cents in. A lot of people here are concerned with bragging, and making themselves look as big and bad as possible. But once it comes time for the Fight for Your Right ladder match, words aren't going to matter. It's put up or shut up, and actions speak way louder than words. Once we're in the gauntlet all this big talk will go out the window, and only those with the true skill and technique will shine.
Commander Hurricane: Awful big speech for someone who doesn't like words…..
Celestia: And it looks like that's all the time we have for this interview, stay tuned for our next Battle Royal!
*Commercial*
-The show returns with the ring empty once again-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back all, and now it's time for our second Battle Royal of the evening. This one will add a ninth competitor to the Brawl for it All ladder match.
Discord: The last Battle Royal was a sight to see, no doubt this one will be the same.
*Insert Couchmate theme here* (it's "The Other Side" by Bruno Mars, silly Austin.)
Baritone: Introducing first, weighing a combined 409 pounds, Couchmate!
-The crowd cheers as the duo emerges, Checkmate seems to be calculating who knows what, while Davenport goes about his normal routine of handing out coupons-
Dr. Whooves: Couchmate is one of the most popular male tag-teams on Sublime, but they're definitely not the luckiest. However, this could be a chance for one of them to earn the opportunity of a lifetime.
Discord: It'll be interesting to see if their sense of teamwork can withstand the strain.
*Western music plays*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Dodge City, weighing a combined 434 pounds, Braeburn and Happy Trails!
-Braeburn and Happy Trails emerge on the ramp, Happy Trails plays his banjo the entire way while Braeburn does some type of crazy square dancing-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes two more...colorful characters native to Sublime. I swear we have the strangest tag-teams….
Discord: That's what makes us great.
*More country music plays*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring, weighing a combined 420 pounds, Red Delicious and Golden Delicious!
Dr. Whooves: We haven't seen heads or tails of these two since they were brutally assaulted by Divine Intervention sometimes back. This match won't give them any chance for revenge, but it might be what they need to recover themselves.
*Patriotic Music plays*
-Soarin walks on stage, flanked by Spitfire and Fleetfoot-
Soarin: I sense that there is not enough patriotic fervor in this match, or the upcoming Brawl for it All at High Stakes. The male division of Sublime needs a real Equestrian representing it, for that noble cause, I will return to the fighting ring and win this battle royal in the name of Equestria's independence!
Discord: Well, looks like things just got more interesting.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed, but Soarin hasn't wrestled in months, I hope he still knows what he's doing.
Match 5: Brawl for It All Wild Card Battle Royal: Checkmate vs. Davenport vs. Breaburn vs. Happy Trails vs. Red Delicious vs. Golden Delicious vs. Soarin vs. ?
Dr. Whooves: We were supposed to have an eighth competitor for this match, but they seem to be absent.
-The entire ring soon implodes into a giant brawl, with the various tag-teams immediately working together to fight off the other groups, in the middle of this Haakim emerges on stage and begins running down the ramp-
Discord: Haakim?! What the?!
-Haakim enters the ring and starts shouting in Arabic-
Haakim: الوقوف الكلاب القذرة جانبا، وأنا هنا نيابة لها المجيدة أميرة! Stand aside filthy dogs, I'm here on behalf of her glorious Amira!
-Everyone gives Haakim an odd look before they all move in and collectively toss him out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Well, that was an interesting try by Haakim, but the others weren't having any of that.
Elimination 1: Haakim by everyone (0:15)
-Red Delicious and Golden Delicious back Soarin into a corner, the two try to eliminate him together but Soarin knocks each back with a well-placed kick. Golden Delicious then charges at Soarin, only for Soarin to flip him over the top rope and send him out of the ring. Red Delicious attempts the same but is met with a repeated assault-
Discord: Well, that was a short ride for the Delicious brothers.
Elimination 2: Golden Delicious by Soarin (0:42)
Elimination 3: Red Delicious by Soarin (0:45)
-Both members of Couchmate are busy fighting against Braeburn and Happy Trails, Happy Trials throws Checkmate over the top rope, but Checkmate grabs on and skins the cat to get back in the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Skinning the cat! Great save by Checkmate!
-As Happy Trails moves in to renew the attack Checkmate counters with a Castle, stunning Happy Trails before promptly throwing him over the top rope-
Elimination 4: Happy Trails by Checkmate (1:34)
-Davenport attempts to throw Braeburn over the top rope, but Braeburn grabs on and causes both men to fall, however Braeburn manages to catch himself on the ropes at the last minute while Davenport falls to the ground-
Elimination 5: Davenport by Braeburn (2:05)
Discord: Both Happy Trails and Davenport are out, leaving their respective teams down to one man each.
Dr. Whooves: We're already down to just three competitors: Soarin, Braeburn, and Checkmate. Which one will gain entry to the Brawl for it All ladder match?
*5 minutes later*
-Braeburn has Checkmate in the corner and is looking to eliminate him, but Checkmate manages to slip out and hits a Castle on Braeburn, he tries to throw Braeburn out but Braeburn grabs on to the top rope-
Discord: Braeburn saving himself once again!
-Braeburn's salvation is cut short as Checkmate hits him with a hard drop-kick, causing him to finally fall down to the floor-
Dr. Whooves: Braeburn wasn't able to save himself from that one!
Elimination 6: Braeburn by Checkmate (7:43)
Discord: Now it's just a one on one battle between Soarin and Checkmate.
*4 minutes later*
-Checkmate goes for a castle, but Soarin gets out of the way and dodges it. He then attempts to propel himself off the ropes and hit Checkmate, but Checkmate counters that and steps aside-
Dr. Whooves: This is a very intense final battle between these two. Both are extremely fast and agile, and both are struggling to find offense at the moment.
-Soarin hits a Terminal Velocity and Irish Whips Checkmate over the ropes. Checkmate holds on and when Soarin comes over to push him off he pulls Soarin over the rope as well. The two of them then begin fighting each other while on the apron-
Discord: Both men in a dangerous position here, just one wrong move could end the match for either of them!
-Checkmate and Soarin start trading loose punches and kicks back and forth, but in the end it's Checkmate who narrowly manages to knock Soarin on to the floor-
Dr. Whooves: That's it! We have our winner!
Elimination 7: Soarin by Checkmate (11:54)
Baritone: Here is your winner, Checkmate!
-Checkmate slips back into the ring and begins to celebrate, standing on each of the four corners and raising his arms. Eventually Davenport comes back out to congratulate him, with the two celebrating together-
Discord: Looks like Checkmate could be going on to the match of his career, but only time will tell.
*Commercial*
-When the show returns all eight of the Brawl for it All competitors are in the ring, once again being moderated by Celestia-
Celestia: So, the women all had their chance to speak about the ladder match at High Stakes. Now it's the men's turn to have their voices heard. Who wants to begin?
Damien Sandow: If you don't mind, I've prepared a small speech for this occasion. You can consider it an early victory speech if you will, as my winning the match is almost a guarantee. My colleague Hoity Toity is the only real competition after all, making this more of a one on one match. The truth is, Sublime is in desperate need of a new champion. Our current champion is a mad baker who thinks he's some sort of demon. This is absolutely intolerable. I, am the intellectual savior of the EWF, and once the World Brawler's Championship is inevitably in my hands I will begin to reform Sublime in my image, and at long last our male division will become something respectable.
Hoity Toity: I would not consider your victory so certain, my dear friend. You've done well against the riff-raff backstage, but I am of the same high caliber. I agree with most of your sentiment, however. It'll be an excellent gentlemen's fight between you and I, we shall show the EWF how a true match is fought.
Pipsqueak: Arrrrgh. You land-lubbers sure talk a tough game, but can you really put up that much of a fight in battle? We need a winner that can actually take on Davy Jones' Baker. Cap'n Pipsqueak was very close the last time, and this time I'll be successful.
Damien Sandow: You're surely kidding. I was far closer to beating The Underbaker than you were.
Big MacIntosh: Eeeeyuuup.
-Pipsqueak glares at Big MacIntosh-
Checkmate: Well, the fact is. Both of you failed to beat The Underbaker when you had the chance.
Big MacIntosh: Eeeeeyup.
-Both Pipsqueak and Damien Sandow glare at Big MacIntosh-
Dr. Caballeron: They do have a point. Both Pipsqueak and Sandow are the only ones in this match that have experience fighting The Underbaker in a title match. However, that experience won't help them here. This match shall go to whichever man can most aptly climb the ladder. It will require agility, speed, and above all else: Technique. These are things that I excel at. Come High Stakes, I plan to trump all of the odds against me and ascend that glorious ladder to earn my shot at facing off against the fearsome Underbaker and becoming the World Brawler's Champion.
Uncle Wing: Impressive speech my friend, but can your dancing technique override the GLORIOUS POWER OF THE UNCLE WING?! Conqueror of the cosmos, channeler of the divine power of sparkle sparkle sparkle?! None in this ring possess the potential that I posses. I am the only one who can stop Underbaker's black magic.
Steamer: Whatever your other achievements, none of you have ever faced off against the Magic Railroad. Uncle Wing and I have waited a long time for a moment like this, and we aren't going to pass it up easily. The train is rolling into the station, better get all aboard, because it has no breaks!
Celestia: Very interesting, but what about you, Caramel? Any thoughts?
Caramel: W-Well...this is certainly...uhh...a really big match….and I think t-that...it'll be great...f-for everyone involved...and for the EWF universe ...so..ummm….uhhh….may the best man win?
-Everyone gives Caramel a "Really?" Look-
Celestia: Well put, and that's all we have time for. Stay tuned for the main event!
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back eager Sublime patrons, where it's time for our main event. A blockbuster 8 woman tag-team match!
Discord: Sublime Tag-Team Champions The Real Equestrians, will team up with former champions Babs Seed and Sour Tooth to take on The Sediment Sisters and the Acolytes of Equality.
*We will, we will, rock you!*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first. Weighing a combined total of 337 pounds, The Sediment Sisters!
-Limestone and Marble Pie emerge on the ramp. Limestone yells at any fan who looks at her funny, while Marble tries to shyly act as if she doesn't exist-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes a newly surging tag-team. The sisters of Limestone Pie and Marble Pie. Starting earlier this month they've taken a much more aggressive and forward attitude, and have managed to land themselves a spot in the Sublime Tag-Team Championship Fatal-Four-Way at High Stakes.
Discord: They certainly have the EWF Universe's attention, time will tell if they can keep it.
*This fire burns….alwaaaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: And introducing their partners, weighing a combined 345 pounds, the Acolytes of Equality!
-Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee emerge on the ramp, doing their usual equality symbol before they march down the ramp, yelling at the audience about ways they can be saved from oppression-
Dr. Whooves: Another group of underdogs who are rising through the ranks of late, Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee. They've been taken under Starlight Glimmer's wing, and since then have taken to spreading her message in the most brutal ways possible.
*Basic Thuganomics instrumental starts to play*
Baritone: And their opponents, introducing first, at a combined weight of 254 pounds, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
-Babs Seed and Sour Tooth emerge on stage, rapping "Basic Thuganomics" as they swag walk their way to the ring-
Discord: And here comes the former Sublime Tag-Team Champions. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth share a common origin with both the opposing tag-teams, they too started off as unknowns who fought through the ranks to claim glory. The real question is, can they survive this match and go on to reclaim their glory at High Stakes?
*Patriotic Music plays*
Baritone: And their partners, weighing a combined 271 pounds, accompanied by Soarin, The Real Equestrians!
-The Real Equestrians emerge on stage, putting their hands over their hearts and chanting "We The People!" Along with the crowd before beginning their march to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes our tag-team champions, the Real Equestrians. Spitfire and new arrival Fleetfoot have proven themselves to be quite the team over the past few months.
Discord: Add to that the zeal and charm of their manager Soarin, and you have quite the stable on your hands.
Main Event: The Sediment Sisters and the Acolytes of Equality vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth and The Real Equestrians
*8 minutes later*
-Marble Pie tries to grapple Babs Seed, but Babs Seed fights her off with a series of punches. She soon backs Marble into a corner making it easier to land shot after shot-
Dr. Whooves: Marble has tried more than once to force Babs Seed to the ground, but Babs is sticking decidedly to her brawler fighting style.
-Babs Seed goes to Irish Whip Marble, but Marble counters and throws Babs Seed face first into the turnbuckle-
Discord: Surprise counter from Marble, can she make the much needed tag?
-Marble Pie tags in Limestone, who enters the ring with quick energy and levels Babs Seed with a hard clothesline. As Babs Seed tries to get up Limestone grabs her and hits a hard suplex-
Dr. Whooves: Limestone entering like a house of fire, and now the tables are turned against Babs Seed.
*7 minutes later*
-Spitfire and Cheerilee are trading shots back and forth in the middle of the ring, Cheerilee tries to hit an Extra Credit, but Spitfire counters and takes Cheerilee down with a leg-sweep. She then quickly runs to the turnbuckle and starts climbing it-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh, looks like Spitfire is going high-risk, high reward!
-Spitifre hits a Supermarine, following it up with a pin-
*1….2..-The pin is broken as both Limestone Pie and Nurse Redheart charge into the ring-
Discord: And the rest of Cheerilee's team is getting involved!
-Babs Seed, Sour Tooth and Fleetfoot charge in as well, causing a minor brawl in the ring until the referee can clear them out-
Dr. Whooves: We had a bit of chaos there for a moment, but the match is back on track.
*9 minutes later*
-Sour Tooth has Nurse Redheart up against the turnbuckle and manages to hit a Aftertaste. She goes for a pin, only for it to be broken up by Cheerilee-
Discord: Sour Tooth almost had it, but Cheerilee intervenes!
-Fleetfoot rushes in and hits Cheerilee with a Flight of the Fleetest-
Dr. Whooves: Flight of the Fleetest! Cheerilee is out!
-Limestone rushes in and hits Fleetfoot with a Rolling Stone, but is quickly taken out afterward when Spitfire hits her with a Glory Bomb-
Discord: Fleetfoot and Limestone are down too! This is pandemonium!
-Marble ambushes Spitfire with a Mhmm, only to get attacked by Babs Seed afterward and hit with a Rotten Core. Babs Seed seems to be standing victorious, but a recovered Nurse Redheart hits her with a Defib-
Dr. Whooves: Good God! The chaos just keeps going! But now we're back down to the legal women, Nurse Redheart and Sour Tooth!
-Sour Tooth gets up and goes to attack Nurse Redheart, but Nurse Redheart counters and hits her with a Checkup-
*1….2…..3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Acolytes of Equality and the Sediment Sisters!
Dr. Whooves: What an upset!
Discord: The Sediment Sisters and the Acolytes were definitely underdogs going into this, but they proved themselves quite well in this battle.
-The Acolytes begin to celebrate, getting on the turnbuckles and doing their usual equality symbols, but they're interrupted when the Sediment Sisters suddenly attack both of them-
Dr. Whooves: What the?! The Sediment Sisters turning on their former teammates!
Discord: Their can only be one team who goes on to win the Sublime Tag-Team Championships, it's every duo for themselves now!
-The Sediment Sisters quickly beat down the Acolytes of Equality before doing their own celebration-
Dr. Whooves: And the Sediment Sisters are the last pair of women standing! Could this be an omen for High Stakes? We'll find out soon enough, see you Sunday everyone!
*End of Show*

Match Results:
Dr. Caballeron/w Lady Constanza defeated Uncle Wing (9:03)
Commander Hurricane defeated Daring Do (16:34)
King Blueblood/w Divine Intervention defeated Big MacIntosh (17:47)
Pinkie Pie won the Fight For Your Right Wild Card Battle Royal (14:02)
Checkmate won the Brawl For It All Wild Card Battle Royal (11:54)
The Sediment Sisters and The Acolytes of Equality defeated the Real Equestrians and Babs Seed and Sour Tooth (24:29)

Matchcard for High Stakes (Finalized):

World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash vs. Starlight Glimmer
World Brawler's Champoinship: Underbaker vs. Blueblood
International Championship: Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
Sublime Tag-Team Championship: The Real Equestrians vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. Acolytes of Equality vs. Inkie Pie and Blinkie Pie
Combos of Carnage Championship: Rack Attack vs. SLIME vs. The Teacher's Pets
Fight for Your Right Ladder Match: Commander Hurricane, Night Glider, Colgate, Amira, Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Maud Pie, and Pinkie Pie
Brawl for it All Ladder Match: Hoity Toity, Damien Sandow, Dr. Caballeron, Big MacIntosh, Pipsqueak, Uncle Wing, Steamer, Caramel, and Checkmate