*100 percent reason to remember the name*
-All the loyal fans of Sublime begin screaming and shouting as the show opens with the usual display of fireworks-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to yet another edition of Friday Night Sublime. I'm Doctor Whooves with my eccentric broadcasting partner, Discord.
Discord: Eccentric? You don't know the meaning of the word. I'm actually more contained than usual when on this show.
Dr. Whooves: Lord help us if you ever show us the crazier side. On that note, we've definitely got a crazy line up for you tonight. It was announced just before the show began that Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash will take on Starlight Glimmer's pupils, The Acolytes of Equality, in a tag-team match for tonight's main event.
Discord: I'm sure Starlight knows what she's doing, but this seems like a death sentence for her recruits. While Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart have come far, they're nowhere near the combined power of Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle. That's a current world champion and a former world champion on the same team!
Dr. Whooves: Indeed, but just being in the match might be a boost for the Acolytes. Neither of them has ever starred in a normal main event before. Putting on a good performance here tonight might finally bring them some real spotlight.
Discord: But that's just one of three tag-team matches we're showcasing her tonight on Sublime. First off, the Real Equestrians, our local tag-team champions, will face off against two competitors picked out by our General Manager.
Dr. Whooves: These two competitors are going to be picked at random, General Manager Celestia likes to keep the Sublime Tag Team Champions on their toes.
*A remix of the Equestrian Anthem blares as The Real Equestrians appear on stage*
Discord: Speaking of keep on your toes, here comes the champions now!
-Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot all put their hands over their hearts before shouting "We the People!". They then begin walking towards the ring. Spitfire and Fleetfoot are both carrying identical Equestrian flags, meanwhile Soarin is holding up signs with messages such as "Don't Tread On Me" and "Equestria is for Equestrians!". As the group reaches the ring Fleetfoot and Spitfire post their flags on both front corners before joining Soarin on the inside-
Soarin: Loyal citizens of Equestria, it is my pleasure to address all of you tonight.
-Mostly cheers from the crowd-
Soarin: Great strides have been made in the name of our beloved country this past month. The Sublime Tag-Team titles are finally where they belong. Both Spitfire and Fleetfoot have finally been able to show everyone an example of how TRUE champions are supposed to be. You don't see them brutalizing their opponents without cause. You don't see them selling their souls to the EWF's corporate managers in exchange for favors. That's because the Real Equestrians represent a higher standard. It's a standard that no other tag-team on Sublime can match, and because of that so many of them have become envious. In just a few weeks Spitfire and Fleetfoot will do battle with not one, not two, but three opposing tag-teams. Now, I don't want this to sound like complaining, because it isn't. In fact, all three of us agree that this is GREAT. The Real Equestrians will now be able to deal with almost all their rivals in just one sitting! In just one night this tag-team will prove it's superiority once and for all! Perhaps if these opponents aspired themselves to something greater, they would have a chance. But this isn't the case….
Spitfire: Just last week we had a run-in with the Acolytes of Equality. A duo of cowards who have turned towards a cult leader for guidance out of their sheer desperation. They attempted to interfere and ruin Twilight Sparkle's match with Starlight Glimmer. Three on one doesn't sound quite so far does it? That's because even the very name those two have chosen for their tag-team is nothing but a lie, a facade. Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee don't care about equality, they care about advancing themselves by stealing from the hard work of others.
Soarin: Sounds a lot like damn Communism to me. Now, Equestria was built on the idea that all men and women are created equal. However, that doesn't mean they STAY equal. Your status in life is fashioned by your own decisions, and it seems that Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee have chosen to become scum of the earth. So they will be defeated just as such.
Fleetfoot: And then there's the Sediment Sisters. Another desperate duo trying to rise up from the ranks. Now, that part we can respect. The Real Equestrians are firm believers in pulling yourself up by your boot-laces and building your way to the top, after all, that's what we did. However, there's a difference. While we worked hard and paid our dues, the Sediment Sisters want instant recognition. They throw tantrums and wreck matches in order to get their way, that's something we don't respect.
Soarin: Lastly, there's Babs Seed and Sour Tooth, who have already been defeated once. They're probably the biggest pair of delinquents on Sublime.
-A few boos from the crowd-
Soarin: Hold on a second. Don't be fooled by their flashy rhymes and swift talking! People like them have for a long time infiltrated Equestrian minds with subliminal messages and such, but they can't be trusted. They want you to embrace a rebellious lifestyle, but a rebellion has to have a cause. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth have none.
Discord: Ugh...these three could probably go on all night.
Dr. Whooves: I just hope we'll have time for the match afterwards.
Soarin: That was just a friendly public service announcement from the Real Equestrians, keeping loyal citizens informed! But for now, it's time for a match.
Dr. Whooves: About time.
*Fill my eyes….with that double vision*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring. Accompanied by Iron Will, from Loneyville, standing five foot, five inches tall and weighing 128 pounds, Pretty Vision!
-Pretty Vision emerges on stage, accompanied by Iron Will who shouts motivational messages to random fans as they approach the ring-
Discord: And it looks like one half of the team facing off against the Real Equestrians is none other than Sublime's resident underdog, Pretty Vision.
-As Pretty Vision enters the ring Iron Will points at The Real Equestrians and starts shouting-
Iron Will: Your little militia better run back up the ramp, because my client is about to kick your asses all the way back to boot camp!
-Spitfire cocks an eyebrow, while Fleetfoot gives a "Is this guy serious?" look-
Dr. Whooves: No shortage of talk from Iron Will, I just hope Pretty Vision can cash the checks his mouth is writing.
*Fossil Rock Anthem plays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Boulder, weighing 143 pounds, she is the CCW Champion, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie rolls down to the ring riding Tom, leaving everyone else looking at her with extreme confusion. Maud reaches the ring and hops off, gently patting Tom-
Maud: Thanks Tom, it's great to have you back. -Enters the ring- Hello, Pretty Vision. It's great to be working with you.
Pretty Vision: Are you sure? You don't sound too happy.
Maud: I'm very excited, can't you tell?
Pretty Vision:...
Maud:...
Pretty Vision: Okay then!
Match 1: The Real Equestrians vs. Pretty Vision and Maud Pie
*6 minutes later*
-Spitfire and Pretty Vision are trading punches in the ring, Spitfire tries going for a Mustang but Pretty Vision counters and stuns Spitfire by driving her face into her knee. She then sets up for a Double Vision only for Spitfire to counter and Irish Whip her into the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: This match has been a big back and forth contest between Spitfire and Pretty Vision so far. Neither woman is giving an inch.
-Pretty Vision looks ready to charge Spitfire again, but instead tags in Maud-
Discord: And now Maud is getting in on the action. This could spice things up.
-Spitfire responds by tagging in Fleetfoot who attempts to rush Maud, only for Maud to counter and flip her completely on to her back. Maud then picks up Fleetfoot and prepares for The Rock Bottom only for Fleetfoot to counter. Both women then take a defensive position and start facing off-
*4 minutes later*
-Maud Pie Irish Whips Spitfire into the turnbuckle, she then lands a hard clothesline before propping Spitfire up and hitting her with multiple punches-
Dr. Whooves: Spitfire is in a very bad position right now, and Maud is bringing the pain!
-Maud sets Spitfire up on top of the turnbuckle, but before she can prepare the next stage of what she's planning Spitfire kicks her down to the mat and stands tall, with the crowd starting to cheer-
Discord: Uh-oh, they all know what's coming .We're about to see the Supermarine!
-Spitfire jumps off the turnbuckle and lands the Supermarine, following it up with a quick pin-
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Real Equestrians!
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision and Maud put their best efforts forward, but it wasn't enough to overwhelm the Sublime Tag-Team Champions.
-The show switches to commercial as Spitfire and Fleetfoot shake the hands of Maud and Pretty Vision-
*Commercial*
-The show returns in the locker room, where Daring Do is preparing for her next match when Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof walk in-
Cloudkicker: Hey there, sexy.
Daring: *Flinches* Gah! Get away from me.
Cloudkicker: Aww, what's the matter? Embarrassed to see the girl who stripped you down to your skimpy underwear last week?
Daring: Ugh. You're a real sex fiend. What do you want this time?
Cloudkicker: Well, we kinda got off on the wrong foot. So I thought I'd make it up to you with a gift.
-Cloudkicker pulls out a set of very skimpy, revealing ring-attire from a big she brought with her. Meanwhile Trenderhoof is rapidly tapping away at his touchpad-
Daring: I'm not wearing that...and what the heck is Trenderhoof doing?
Cloudkicker: Oh! He's just calculating how much more popular you'll be if you embrace a more sexual way of doing things.
Trenderhoof: Your popularity with the fans would increase by 158 percent. Merchandise sales would increase by 111 percent. You'd lose a few percentage points with the more prudish fans but that could be compensated wi-
Cloudkicker: Yeah, yeah. Big numbers, big numbers. POINT IS, you'd look absolutely sexy if you started showing that body off more, and the fans would adore you.
Daring: I still don't know…
Cloudkicker: Come oooooon. You know you had fun last week, you almost orgasmed when I took your clothes off….just give it a try….
Daring: Well...here goes my dignity.
-Camera switches back to the ring-
*I was born to win!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Equalitopia, weighing 127 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-Night Glider sprints down to the ring, giving a few salutes to the crowd as she goes-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider is always full of energy when she shows up to compete, and rightfully so. Her time on Sublime thus far has been spectacular. She's won several matches, and only lost once, during the fight with Amira in the Queen of the Scene tournament.
*Never Back Down!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, accompanied by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Daring Do!
-Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof emerge first, with Daring seemingly hiding behind them until Cloudkicker gives her a push forward. Daring Do is wearing an extremely revealing set of ring attire, one that's just barely legal for public television. Her bottom would barely pass for a bikini, tightly hugging the curve of her hips and perfectly displaying the slight jiggle of her ass. Her top is just a glorified bra, allowing her tits to bounce enticingly as she walks. Added on to all of this is the fact that she's lathered in excessive amounts of oil. Daring blushes all the way down to the ring, but all the while she's receiving excited cheers and whistles from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my...it seems Daring Do has had...a...rather interesting choice of new attire.
Discord: I doubt anyone here will protest. I don't care if we're pushing the boundaries of what the censors will allow, Daring looks smoking with that new look.
-Night Glider looks on in shock, while Daring seems to hesitate from entering the ring-
Cloudkicker: Get in there!
-Cloudkicker slaps Daring's ass, causing Daring to jump and quickly scurry inside the ring-
Cloudkicker: *Giggles* Good luck!
Match 2: Night Glider vs. Daring Do/w Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof
*5 minutes later*
-Daring Do goes for a drop-kick, only for Night Glider to dodge out of the way. Night Glider attempts a flying tackle but Daring Do also manages to dodge-
Dr. Whooves: It's also interesting whenever two high-flying specialists are facing off in the ring. These two women are very evenly matched.
-Daring Do Irish Whips Night Glider into the ropes, Night Glider responds by propelling herself into the air. Daring Do seems to have the same idea, which causes both of them to collide in mid-air-
Discord: Mid-air collision! And both women are taken out! That was amazing.
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do goes for a Sapphire Shock, only for Night Glider to counter and stun Daring Do with a Shroud-
Dr. Whooves: Daring is stunned! Night Glider is building momentum!
-Night Glider ascends the turnbuckle, with the crowd cheering her onward-
Discord: Now she's on the top rope, it's time to go big or go home!
-Night Glider takes the dive, successfully hitting the Dusk Descent-
Dr. Whooves: Dusk Descent! Dusk Descent! This could be it!
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Discord: Daring just barely managed to kick out, but if she doesn't gain some momentum soon she's done for.
*2 minutes later*
-Daring Do and Night Glider are trading punches in the ring. Night Glider stuns Daring Do and goes to Irish Whip her, but Daring Do counters and pulls Night Glider in for a Sapphire Shock. She then climbs up the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: Now it's Daring's turn to go high-risk!
-Daring Do hits the Daring Dive, and follows it up with a successful pin-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Daring Do!
Discord: This is Daring's first victory in a long time. It definitely has to be a boost. It seems this new Daring is capable of both winning and looking sexy as hell.
-Daring starts celebrating in the ring, being joined by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof-
Cloudkicker: Heh. Not bad for a tramp.
Daring Do: Huh? HE-
Cloudkicker: Kidding, kidding. Calm your tits. But seriously, you looked good out there. Was I right, or was I right?
Daring Do: Well, I guess it wasn't all bad…
Cloudkicker: That's the spirit! Can't wait for what we can come up with for next week.
Daring: Huh?
Cloudkicker: That's right, we're just getting started with you. *Giggles*
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Divine Intervention standing in the ring, Octavia is center ring holding a microphone-
Octavia: Two more weeks. Just two more weeks remain until I can reclaim my rightful hold on the International Championship. Two weeks until I can reclaim the title from the unworthy clutches of Vinyl Scratch, Sublime's most inept and tasteless member.
-Crowd boos-
Octavia: *Sigh* Trixie was right, you people just can't tell the difference between gold and garbage. Do you REALLY want Vinyl Scratch representing Sublime? A drug-addicted frat girl who never matured past high school? Wouldn't you rather be represented by someone like me? A woman with class, intellect, and status? Sublime would prosper with me as the International Championship. I bring prestige to that title which no-one else on the roster can provide. And whether you like it or not, come High Stakes I will utterly destroy the disgrace known as Vinyl
Scratch, and I will-
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Dr. Whooves: What the?! It's Amira!
Octavia: How dare you-
Amira: Do not speak to me like that you lower class peasant. You think you are high society, but you are not of royal blood. Hearing you wail about losing a title, that you were too incompetent to hold, is unbearable. Especially when I, a glorious princess in my homeland, has been denied opportunity time and again. Even when given opportunity I'm forced to fight my way up from the very bottom while others are handed free title shots.
Octavia: I've earned my title shot thank you very much. I deserve to be champion because I am BETTER than Vinyl Scratch, BETTER than you, and BETTER than almost all the other pathetic sods in the locker room. I've proven time and again that I'm better, and I'll prove it again if you don't get out. You might be a princess in your homeland, but on Sublime, the only royalty is King Blueblood and his royal court: Divine Intervention.
Amira: Hmmph. You really think you're better than the glorious Amira? I will make you bow before me!
-Amira starts marching to the ring, while Octavia glares and gets into a fighting stance-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we got an impromptu match on our hands here folks!
Match 3: Octavia/w Divine Intervention vs. Amira/w Haakim
*7 minutes later*
-Amira grapples Octavia and lifts her into the air for a body slam, but Octavia counters and drives Amira's face into the mat. She then stomps on Amira a few times, before promptly kicking her in the face when she tries to get up-
Discord: Octavia with the standard ruthless offense. She's been keeping Amira on her toes this entire match.
-Octavia picks Amira up and goes for a suplex, Amira attempts to counter with a Dust Devil, but that in turn is countered as Octavia hits a Soprano-
Dr. Whooves: Devastating counter, this could be bad for Amira!
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Discord: Just barely a two count. Amira still has fight in her.
*5 minutes later*
-Octavia has Amira on the turnbuckle and is raining down punches, Amira catches one and tries to throw Octavia off, but Octavia manages to grab her and hit a superplex-
Dr. Whooves: Superplex! Octavia has won with this move before. Can she do it again?
-Octavia goes for a pin, but Amira surprises her by grappling her around and locking in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: The Camel Clutch! Octavia's near victory just turned into a desperate battle for survival. She's got to find a way out of this.
-Octavia begins a slow crawl towards the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: She's attempting her escape, but the Camel Clutch is slowing sapping her will power. She's got to escape soon or she's done.
-After nearly a minute of desperate struggle Octavia manages to reach the ropes, forcing Amira to release the hold-
Discord: Octavia is free from that bullet, but now she was a lot of ground to make up.
*6 minutes later*
-Octavia and Amira go through a series of back and forth counters before Octavia takes control and hits a Sonnet-
Dr. Whooves: Sonnet!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Not quite over yet. These two women have been fighting for so long and yet they're still going at it.
-Octavia attempts to repeat the maneuver, only for Amira to turn it around and hit the Dust Devil-
*1...2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: That's it, Amira wins!
Haakim: هنا هو الفائز الخاص بك، والملوك الحقيقي للسامية، أميرة! (Here is your winner, the TRUE royalty of Sublime, Amira!)
-Amira celebrates in the ring, while the rest of Divine Intervention helps Octavia up and begrudgingly waits for the next match-
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone to Friday night Sublime. Last match was a tough blow for Divine Intervention, as Octavia was defeated by Amira. But it can still be a good night for Sublime's elite as Damien Sandow now faces off against Pipsqueak!
-Pirate music fills the arena as Pipsqueak swings on to stage with a rope, he then walks down the ramp swinging his sword around while making pirate sounds at everyone-
Dr. Whooves: Pipsqueak is certainly an interesting character. But we didn't hardly hear a peep out of him after he was defeated by the Underbaker. Perhaps the Brawl for it All Ladder Match will be his chance to reclaim some spotlight.
Discord: Damien Sandow is also competing for the same opportunity, and I'd say he has some of the best chances to win out of everyone involved.
Match 4: Damien Sandow/w Divine Intervention vs. Pipsqueak
*6 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow sets up for a Russian Leg Sweep but Pipsqueak counters and kicks Damien Sandow behind both knees before hitting a DDT-
Dr. Whooves: Strong showing by Pipsqueak so far, most of Sandow's offense is being denied.
-Pipsqueak climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Tidal Splash, but Sandow rolls out of the way and hits him with a Terminus as he gets back up-
Discord: A Terminus! Sandow could turn this around!
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite yet.
*2 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow backs Pipsqueak into the turnbuckle and starts raining down punches until Pipsqueak manages to push him away. Pipsqueak then climbs the turnbuckle and dives at Sandow, only to get caught in mid-air-
Discord: Sandow has Pipsqueak caught and suspended in the air! This could be a very bad position for our local pirate captain.
-Sandow attempts to throw Pipsqueak down to the mat, only for Pipsqueak to counter and hit Sandow with a Swashbuckler-
Dr. Whooves: Perfectly timed counter from Pipsqueak, can he capitalize?
-Pipsqueak attempts a pin, but only gets a 2 count-
Discord: That was a close call for Sandow, but the match isn't decided yet.
-Both get to their feet before going into a contest of trading punches, after one particularly brutal punch across the face Sandow manages to hit another Terminus and makes a pin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Dr. Whooves: Pipsqueak put his best foot forward, but Sandow was victorious.
Discord: This will definitely be a huge momentum boost for him going in to Brawl for it All. We could be looking at a future World Brawler's Champion in Damien Sandow.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with King Blueblood and Hoity Toity in the ring, with Sandow and Octavia on the outside-
Dr. Whooves: All four members of Divine Intervention are seeing action here tonight. Now it's time for King Blueblood and Hoity Toity to take on the Combo of Carnage Champions in a non-title match.
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it! Oh radiooooooooooo*
Baritone: Now approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 424 pounds, they are the Combo of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack!
-Both Rack Attack members emerge. Ryder casually strolls down the ramp as usual, happily interacting the fans while Ace promptly screams at anyone who even glances at him before turning his attention to Divine Intervention-
Ace: We still got a score to settle with you fancy cunts! You're gonna be singing Yankee Doodle Dandy while I put these custom made boots UP YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!
-Hoity Toity yawns, meanwhile Blueblood makes a "bring it" motion with his hands-
Match 5: Blueblood and Hoity Toity/w Damien Sandow and Octavia vs. Rack Attack
*5 minutes later*
-Blueblood and Ryder are the first ones in the ring. Ryder goes for a drop-kick, but Blueblood grabs him by the legs and swings him into the turnbuckle-
Discord: Ouch! What a counter by King Blueblood. Ryder just got tossed like a rag-doll.
-Ryder attempts to get up, only for Blueblood to give him a hard kick in the gut and shove him back into the turnbuckle. Proceeding to punch him repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: King Blueblood has been putting up a brutal offense so far. Ryder might not last long if he can't break it somehow.
-King Blueblood attempts to pull Ryder in for a grapple, but Ryder counters and Irish Whips Blueblood into the opposite turnbuckle. Ryder then tags in Ace before the two of them do a combined suplex-
Discord: Now Ace is getting in this match, can he turn Rack Attack's luck around?
*5 minutes later*
-Both Ace and Hoity Toity are trading punches in the ring, Ace manages to land an uppercut and stun Hoity-
Ace: HA! DID YOU FEEL THAT YOU FUC-
-Hoity recovers and flattens Ace with an even harder punch-
Hoity: It barely TICKLED me, you GUTTER-MOUTH. How did THAT feel, though? Dr. Whooves: Ace's mouth backfired on him that time.
-Hoity Toity picks Ace up on to his shoulders and drops him with a Fireman's Carry. Then as Ace gets back to his feet Hoity hits him with an Upper Class-
Discord: Upper Class! And Hoity goes for the finish.
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite yet, but this match has definitely gone downhill for Rack Attack.

*4 minutes later*

-Hoity Toity goes for another Upper Class, but Ace manages to counter it this time and hit a Low Serve, he attempts a pin but only gets a 2 count-
Discord: That wasn't enough to put Hoity away, but it does give Ace some temporary breathing room.
-As Hoity Toity gets up Ace immediately moves in for the attack, but Hoity wrestles him to the ground and gets hold of both his legs and wraps them around each other in a submission hold-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! Hoity has Ace in a submission hold. I think he calls this one the Pyramid Scheme.
-Ace starts crawling for the ropes, desperately struggling as he attempts to get free.
Hoity: Just give in already, you common rabble!
Ace: FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO COMMON RABBLE YOUR FACE.
-Hoity tightens the hold in response, pulling Ace all the way back to the center of the ring. Within about twenty seconds after that Ace is forced to tap out-
Baritone: Here are your winners, Divine Intervention!
Discord: Looks like Divine Intervention got best two out of three tonight. I'm sure they're all very proud of themselves, except for poor Octavia.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back one and all to Sublime. Where it is finally time for our main event. The World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash and her ally Twilight Sparkle will take on Starlight Glimmer's trainees: The Acolytes of Equality.
Discord: The feud between the team of Rainbow and Twilight against Starlight and her followers just keeps intensifying. This match could be truly explosive.
-Starlight Glimmer's theme plays, and she emerges on stage along with both Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee-
Baritone: The following main event is a tag-team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing a combined 304 pounds, the Acolytes of Equality!
-Both Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee do their signature equal signs with their arms before walking down towards the ring with Starlight Glimmer walking confidently behind them. The crowd makes sure to give them plenty of boos, but the trio continues walking with swagger-
Dr. Whooves: Starlight and her cult of equality certainly aren't the most popular group on Sublime, but they deflect the criticism pretty effortlessly.
Discord: Starlight considers herself an enemy of society itself, she has little reason to care about what ANYONE thinks of her.
*A hundred thousand stories have filled my head*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents. Now approaching the ring, from Canterlot, weighing 124 pounds, Twilight Sparkle!
-Twilight walks down the ramp full of determination, but stops just short of entering the ring in order to wait for her partner.-
Dr. Whooves: Wise by Twilight to not enter the ring alone, Starlight and her followers have shown themselves to be effective users of the numbers game in previous weeks.
*You see me soaring through the sky, I see you below as you walk on by*
Baritone: And introducing her partner. From Cloudsdale, standing five foot, six inches tall and weighing 125 pounds, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash charges down the ramp, slapping hands with several fans before joining Twilight outside the ring. The two enter together and start staring down Starlight and her associates. Meanwhile the crowd is giving plenty of cheers in favor of Twilight and Rainbow-
Discord: Unlike their opponents, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash clearly have the support of the crowd backing them. However, it takes far more than crowd support to win a match like this.
-Starlight Glimmer whispers with her followers before staring at Twilight and Rainbow maliciously, she then exits the ring and allows the match to begin.
Main Event: The Acolytes of Equality/w Starlight Glimmer vs. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash
*8 minutes later*
-Nurse Redheart charges at Twilight Sparkle, only for Twilight to grab her mid-charge and deliver a hard knee to the ribs. Redheart than attempts to grapple Twilight, but is soon tossed aside-
Dr. Whooves: Twilight has been putting on a great display of technical ability so far. Nurse Redheart just can't get any attacks to stick .
-Twilight tries to hit the Take a Note, but Nurse Redheart counters and hits a Defib-
Discord: Defib! Twilight did not see that coming at all!
*1..2-Kickout!*
Dr. Whooves:But barely a two-count.
-Nurse Redheart tries to repeat the maneuver, but Twilight counters and takes Nurse Redheart down with a neck-breaker. She then quickly makes a tag to Rainbow Dash-
Discord: And now the World Fighter's Champion is getting involved. This has to be the last thing Nurse Redheart wanted.
*7 minutes later*
-Cheerilee tries to hit Rainbow Dash with an Extra Credit, but Rainbow Dash counters and takes Cheerilee down with a drop-kick. She then launches herself with the ropes and lands on Cheerilee with a crossbody-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash now hitting Cheerilee with some very high-paced offense, but can she capitalize fully?
-Rainbow Dash attempts a pin but only gets a one count, she then picks Cheerilee up and attempts a Spectrum Slider, but Cheerilee counters by punching Dash away and then Irish Whipping her into a nearby turnbuckle where she proceeds to rain punches down on Rainbow Dash-
Discord: The tables have quickly turned against the champion now. She's found herself in a bad position.
-Cheerilee sets up Rainbow Dash on the turnbuckle, but Rainbow pushes her down to the mat and follows up with a quick Sonic Raindrop-
Dr. Whooves: Sonic Raindrop! Sonic Raindrop! This could be it!
-The referee starts counting the pin, but then Starlight enters the ring and distracts him. While the referee is arguing with Starlight Nurse Redheart sneaks into the kicks Rainbow Dash upside the head. The crowd boos intensely, but Redheart returns to her normal position while the referee is still distracted. Starlight smiles with satisfaction as she exits the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Of course Starlight can't allow her special Acolytes to win this match in a fair manner. Is this kind of meddling how Starlight defines equality?
Discord: Sometimes you have to resort to dirty tactics to achieve a righteous cause….
Dr. Whooves: That was a surprisingly deep comment from you.
Discord: I'm capable of being deep when it suits me.
*6 minutes later*
-Nurse Redheart has Rainbow Dash grounded and is ruthlessly stomping on each limb in turn-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash has been getting pelted in this match for far too long, she desperately needs to make a tag to Twilight if her team is going to win this.
-Nurse Redheart tries to set up a submission hold, but Rainbow Dash quickly breaks free and runs for the turnbuckle. Nurse Redheart trips Rainbow Dash, but Rainbow just barely manages to make the tag anyways. Redheart fails to notice the tag which allows Twilight to rush in and ambush her, quickly kicking her away from Rainbow Dash-
Discord: Nurse Redheart failed to notice the tag was made, and boy did it cost her in momentum.
-Nurse Redheart scrambles to her feet, but quickly gets grappled by Twilight who hits her with a Spell Check-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: So close. This match has been going for so long, but these teams just keep on going.
-Twilight lifts Nurse Redheart on to her shoulders, only for Redheart to counter and drive Twilight into the mat with a Defib-
Discord: Defib! Surprise Defib!
-Nurse Redheart goes for a pin, only for Twilight to kick out at the very last moment-
Dr. Whooves: Yet ANOTHER split second kick-out. This is incredible!
-A series of grapples occurs between the two women, Nurse Redheart seems ready to hit a Triple Bypass, but Twilight counters at the last moment and hits Take a Note-
Dr. Whooves: Take a Note! Can Twilight finally put an end to this?
*1….2….3!*
Discord: She did!
Baritone: Here are your winners, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: The Acolytes put their best feet forward, but were unable to overcome the combined power of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.
Discord: They have nothing to be ashamed of. It was their first main event, and they managed to hold their own against two of Sublime's biggest stars for over twenty minutes! They even came close to winning more than once! This was definitely a strong boost for them, even in defeat.
-Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle climb opposite turnbuckles and begin celebrating to the cheers of the crowd. These cheers turn to boos as Starlight enters the ring and joins Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee in pulling down both Twilight and Rainbow Dash and assaulting them. They both do their best to fight back but are quickly overwhelmed. Both Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee hold Twilight in perfect position while Starlight hits the Equalizer-
Dr. Whooves: The Equalizer! No! God damn it, the match is already over. There's no need for this!
-The Acolytes hold up Rainbow Dash next, and soon she's taking down with an Equalizer as well. With both Twilight and Rainbow knocked down Starlight gets down on her knees and outstretches her arms, with Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart making the equal sign on either side of her-
Discord: The Acolytes of Equality may have been defeated, but Starlight never passes up an opportunity to display her dominance over the other contenders.
Dr. Whooves: It's almost sickening that this woman could be our next World Fighter's Champion, but there's nothing to be done about it now. We're about out of time. We'll see you all next week for another edition of Friday Night Sublime!

Match Results:
-The Real Equestrians defeated Pretty Vision and Maud Pie (10:03)
-Daring Do/w Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof defeated Night Glider (13:46)
-Amira/w Haakim defeated Octavia (18:30)
-Damien Sandow defeated Pipsqueak (8:12)
-King Blueblood and Hoity Toity defeated Rack Attack (14:29)
-Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle defeated the Acolytes of Equality/w Starlight Glimmer (21:54)

Match Card for High Stakes: (Finalized)
-World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Starlight Glimmer
-World Brawler's Championship: The Underbaker (C) vs. King Blueblood
-International Championship: Vinyl Scratch (C) vs. Octavia
-Sublime Tag-Team Championship, Fatal-Four-Way: The Real Equestrians (C) vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Sediment Sisters vs. The Acolytes of Equality
-Combos of Carnage Championship (Interbrand): Rack Attack (C) vs. The Teacher's Pets vs. SLIME
-Fight For You Right Ladder Match: Apple Boom vs. Pretty Vision vs. Night Glider vs. Twilight Sparkle vs. Colgate vs. Commander Hurricane vs. Maud Pie vs. Sweetie Belle
-Brawl For It All Ladder Match: Hoity Toity vs. Damien Sandow vs. Dr. Caballeron vs. Big MacIntosh vs. Pipsqueak vs. Uncle Wing vs. Steamer