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The Equestrian Wrestling Federation

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Chapter 176: Sublime - 6-15-14 (Prime Time Sublime!)

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*100 hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-The crowd cheers as the stands are packed larger than ever, fireworks blast off in abundance marking the largest edition of Sublime so far-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to Prime Time Sublime, this edition of Friday night wrestling will be anything but ordinary.
Discord: It's almost like a miniature Pay-Per View, all the elements are there. Culminating rivalries, title defenses, high-stakes matches. It's going to be absolutely great!
Dr. Whooves: We'll have the last quarter final matches for the Queen of the Scene and King of the Ring Tournaments, Sublime tag-team champions Babs Seed and Sour Tooth will face off against The Real Equestrians, International Champion Octavia will defend against long-time rival Vinyl Scratch, and to top all that off Rainbow Dash will put the World Fighter's Championship on the line against the rampaging force known as Colgate. This will definitely be a night to remember.
*I'm the cult of personality!*
Discord: And here comes Sublime's general manager, Celestia. Everyone on Sublime agrees about one thing regarding her: At least she isn't Luna.
Dr. Whooves: Celestia usually stays out of the affairs of her talent, which works out for the better most of the time.
-Celestia enters the ring with mic in hand, listening to the chants of "E-DUB-EFF" and "SUBLIME!"-
Celestia: HEELLLOO EWF Universe! Who is ready for Prime Time Sublime?!
-Crowd cheers-
Celestia: Good to hear it! We've got a big night ahead of us. Tournament matches, title defenses, the whole works. There's another match I want to add, but before that, there's something else I should make a few statements on. As you all know, the biggest match in EWF history is going to take place at the Royal Rumble. The outcome of this match could entirely change the course of Lunacy and perhaps even Sublime. My sister, Luna, is attempting to wrestle total control of her brand away from Filthy Rich. She's even stated she's willing to come after Sublime should her team win this fight. Well let me say this now; it'll be a cold day in hell when Luna's able to walk over here and run things her way!
-Louder cheers from the crowd-
Celestia: And dear sister of mine, if you would think about calling in extra reinforcements during the match to unbalance things, just know that there are plenty of Sublime fighters waiting backstage who would be happy to rescue Team Rich in a time of need. I suggest you play fair, for once. Since that's out of the way, I can make tonight's announcement. We have an empty match slot on the card, so to fill that we're going to give our male champions and contenders a bit of a warm up match. A six man tag, champs on one side, challengers on the other. Tonight, Underbaker and Rack Attack will face off against Damien Sandow and The Cybernetic Scavengers!
-The crowd goes wild-
Discord: Another out of nowhere tag-team match by our general manager, that's going to be incredible!
Dr. Whooves: One has to wonder if Underbaker even knows what a team is.
Discord: I'm sure he'll do fine, he's too smart to just throw a match away.
-Celestia exits the ring in time for the next match to begin-
*Fill my eyes, with that double vision*
-Crowd cheers-
Baritone: The following is a Queen of the Scene Quarterfinals match, introducing first, accompanied by Iron Will, from Canterlot, weighing 124 pounds and standing five foot,five inches tall, Pretty Vision!
-Pretty Vision enters on the ramp and starts doing push-ups, Iron Will counts up to twenty before Pretty Vision springs back upright and both of them start walking down to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It seems Iron Will's been training Pretty Vision harder than ever, which might be why she's doing so well in this tournament despite facing increasingly harder opponents.
Discord: She even defeated Trixie last week! Although that was more due to Trixie's own mistakes.
Dr. Whooves: None the less, Pretty Vision put up an impressive fight against a former world champion. That's a true testament to how far she's come. Pretty Vision is one of the EWF's smallest superstars, but she's got strength of spirit.
*Arabian music fills the arena*
-Mixed reaction from the crowd-
Haakim: الوقوف جانبا، افساح الطريق، يهتف فرحة باسم الأميرة الحالية والملكة المستقبلية للEWF تقترب من الحلقة! منافستها يهز بالفعل في الإرهاب باعتبارها مجرد اقتراب الفجر الجديد. فجر عصر أميرة! ( Stand aside, make way, cheer in delight as the current Princess and future Queen of the EWF approaches the ring! Her opponent already shakes in terror as a new dawn approaches. The dawn of the era of Amira!)
Discord: Pretty Vision got past Trixie, but she shouldn't underestimate her opponent tonight. Amira definitely seems to be back on her A-Game, and if she really is back at the same level of skill she displayed during her first month on Sublime she's a very dangerous opponent.
Dr. Whooves: Time to see how masterful Iron Will's training really is.
Match 1: Queen of the Scene Quarterfinals, Pretty Vision/w Iron Will vs. Amira/w Haakim
*6 minutes later*
-Amira Irish Whips Pretty Vision into the turnbuckle and charges at her, but Pretty Vision counters by kicking Amira back. Pretty Vision then climbs to the top and goes for a dive, only to be caught mid-air by Amira and slammed to the mat-
Discord: This has been a very back and forth match so far. Both these women are vying for who can get an edge.
-Amira goes for the Camel Clutch, but Pretty Vision fights out of it and gets back into standing position. She goes for a Double Vision, but Amira ducks it. The two then begin exchanging punches back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: The early stages of a match like this are so important. It's all about feeling out your opponent, waiting for them to make one crucial mistake you can exploit.
-Haakim reaches for Pretty Vision's feet, looking to create an opening for Amira, but Iron Will rushes at Haakim and knocks him out with a massive right hand punch-
Discord: Whoa! Haakim just tried to interfere in the match and he paid for it. It seems Iron Will won't allow his client to be messed with.
-Amira leans on the ropes and starts yelling a bunch of angry Arabic at Iron Will-
Iron Will: *Shrug* Oops?
-While Amira is distracted Pretty Vision pulls her into a roll up-
Dr. Whooves: Roll-up! Pretty Vision has the roll-up! Can she win the match? One, two, thre-
-Amira kicks out-
Dr. Whooves: Was that three? It's almost too close to call!
Discord: It looks like the ref isn't calling it. This match is still going and Amira still has a chance.
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision came THIS close to making it to the semi-finals, but she'll have to work just a little harder at it.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira has Pretty Vision in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: We could be near the end folks. Pretty Vision is caught in the incredibly powerful Camel Clutch, and might not be able to hold out long.
-Pretty Vision slowly crawls for the ropes, meanwhile Iron Will is constantly shouting random motivation lines at her. Right when Pretty Vision is about to reach the ropes Amira breaks the hold and goes for a Dust Devil, but Pretty Vision counters and hits a Double Vision-
Dr. Whooves: Double Vision! Could this be it?!
*1...2…-Kick-out!-*
Discord: No! Amira once again escapes certain defeat by the skin of her teeth.
-Pretty Vision climbs to the turnbuckle, getting the crowd fired up as they start cheering for her-
Crowd: "PRETTY VISION! PRETTY VISION! PRETTY VISION!"
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision is setting up for a big dive. If she hits it, this match will be over, but can she do it?
-Pretty Vision goes for the dive, but Amira springs to life and hits a mid-air Dust Devil-
Discord: Holy shit! Dust Devil in mid-air! Pretty Vision didn't see THAT coming!
Dr. Whooves: I don't think anyone did.
*1….2….3!*
Haakim: نشيد ويهتف، وهنا هو الفائز الخاص مجيد، خطوة واحدة لتصبح ملكة المشهد، أميرة! (Applaud and cheer, as here is your glorious winner, one step closer to becoming Queen of the Scene, Amira! )
Discord: That was a very impressive match. Both these women put up an incredible fight and neither has anything to be ashamed of. Now Amira is going on to the Royal Rumble to battle Night Glider in the semi-finals.
Dr. Whooves: That's going to be a great battle to see, I for one can't wait to see those two women face off for the first time.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Marigold and Vinyl Scratch-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here backstage with the number one contender for the International Championship, Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl, give us your thoughts on your match later this evening?
Vinyl Scratch: I'm super pumped, Marigold. I've been waiting for another shot at the International title ever since that Fatal-Four-Way a few months ago. This match is even sweeter now that Octavia is champion. I can think of no better way to take her down a few pegs than to steal that precious title belt away from her.
Marigold: The rivalry between you and Octavia had seemed to be cooling down, do you think this will refire it?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't think Octavia and I will ever be able to stand in the same ring without fighting each other until she drops the new attitude she's picked up. Maybe tonight I'll finally be able to beat sense back into her and things can go back to normal, but I doubt it.
-Camera switches back-
Dr. Whooves: Now it's time for our second tournament match of the night. The towering Big MacIntosh will face off against Divine Intervention's most regal member: Blueblood.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: The following match a King of the Ring Quarterfinals match, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 290 pounds and standing six foot, eight inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Discord: Big MacIntosh is the most physically intimidating man on the Sublime roster, and he's had a dominant showing in this tournament so far. However, Blueblood will be a far more challenging opponent than he has faced so far.
*High class music plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, representing Divine Intervention, from Canterlot, weighing 252 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, Blueblood!
Dr. Whooves: Blueblood is probably the most recognized member of Divine Intervention next to Octavia. From his first appearance he's used dirty handed tactics to gain victories in his matches. He's had a very successful record so far and it's no surprise he's made it to this stage in the tournament. I don't know if he'll be able to topple the giant known as Big MacIntosh though.
Discord: Never underestimate Blueblood, he's got a lot of cunning.
Match 2: King of the Ring Quarterfinals, Big MacIntosh vs. Blueblood
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood lands several punches on Big MacIntosh, but they have little effect. Big MacIntosh Irish Whips Blueblood into the turnbuckle and goes for a clothesline, but Blueblood ducks under it and tries to go for a spinebuster. It fails as Big MacIntosh breaks free and throws Blueblood down with a wicked body slam-
Dr. Whooves: Sheer power on display right now by Big MacIntosh. He's been dominating the match so far.
Discord: Blueblood just can't get anything to stick.
*5 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh pulls Blueblood into a series of repeated clotheslines before Irish Whipping him into the ropes, on the rebound Blueblood manages to drive Big MacIntosh's face into his knee-
Dr. Whooves: Counter from Blueblood! This could be his chance to finally do some damage!
-Blueblood hits a neckbreaker on Big MacIntosh before going for a pin. The referee barely reaches the two count before Big MacIntosh shoves Blueblood off of him, sending him flying into the air-
Discord: Now that's one way to get out of a pin. Blueblood wasn't expecting to take any flights today.
Dr. Whooves: Blueblood is finally building some momentum, but it's hard to keep Big MacIntosh down for long.
*3 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh stuns Blueblood with a hard punch and gets set up for the Nope, but Blueblood counters and breaks free before hitting Big MacIntosh with a low blow, getting the crowd to boo-
Dr. Whooves: Dirty play by Blueblood, par for the course I suppose.
Discord: The man knows what works and what doesn't. Have to give credit where credit is due.
-Blueblood kicks Big MacIntosh behind both knees, taking out his legs and bringing him down to a lower level. Blueblood then sets up for the Pedigree and hits it-
Dr. Whooves: Pedigree! Pedigree! This could be it!
*1….2….3!*
-Crowd boos madly-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Blueblood!
Discord: You may dispute Blueblood's methods in this match, but the fact is he got the job done. Now he's going to the King of the Ring Semi-Finals to face off against .
Dr. Whooves: It's undoubtedly going to be a great match. Will Dr. Caballeron be able to defeat the antics of Blueblood and Divine Intervention? We'll have to wait until then to see.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: And we're back just in time for the Sublime Tag Team Championship match. Can the upstart tag-team of The Real Equestrians stunt the rising stars Babs Seed and Sour Tooth?
Discord: I'm sure we'll get an earful of propaganda from the Real Equestrians either way.
*Patriotic music fills the arena*
Baritone: Please welcome to the ring, Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot: The Real Equestrians!
-The Real Equestrians emerge, both Spitfire and Fleetfoot carry a flag in one hand, while Soarin has a mic. All three pause on stage and put their hands over the hearts before chanting, "We the People" with noticeable crowd participation-
Dr. Whooves: Love them or hate them, The Real Equestrians certainly seem to be catching on with a portion of Sublime's fanbase.
-All three approach the ring, Spitfire and Fleetfoot set up the flags on each side before entering along with Soarin-
Soarin: Tonight will go down in history as an important milestone for Sublime. For tonight is the night where the Sublime Tag Team Championships will be transferred to worthy holders, and The Real Equestrians will be able to reach true influence. A victory for us is a victory for every person in this audience, a victory for all Equestrians! Women like the two standing next to me, are what keeps this country together. They defend our freedom, and protect our country from threats both without and within. They protect this country from job stealing illegal immigrants, and from lawless thugs like the current champions known as Babs Seed and Sour Tooth. Spitfire and Fleetfoot are the embodiment of TRUE Equestrians. They're strong, steadfast, and incorruptible. They will never stop fighting for the future of the EWF, and the future of Equestria itself! Now, if a better future for Equestria is something that interests you, then put your hand over your heart, and say in a loud,clear, voice….
-All three get in the signature pose-
All: WE THE PEOPLE!
-The crowd is already pumped, exploding into an equal reaction when the theme music of Babs Seed and Sour Tooth starts to play-
Discord: I don't think the audience knows who to support in this battle, and I can't say I blame them much!
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from weighing a combined 254 pounds, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
-Babs Seed and Sour Tooth both emerge with mics, with Sour Tooth carrying a beat-box on one shoulder-
Babs Seed: So you think you're untouchable?
Sour Tooth: Word life!
Babs Seed: This is basic thuganomics. This is ba-basic thuganomics!
Sour Tooth: Word life!
Sour Tooth: Word life!
Babs Seed: I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me!
Sour Tooth: Word life!
Babs Seed: This is bas-basic thuga-thuga-thuganomics!
Sour Tooth: Word life!
Babs Seed: I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me!
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' night sticks
Bare-knuckled women through fight pits, beat you lifeless
Never survive this, you forgot like Alzhmiers
Two-face rappers walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin' legends to old-timers
My incisors like a vipor bitin' through your one-liners
New DeadMan Inc., and we about to make you famous
Takin' over Earth and still kickin' in Uranus
-Sour Tooth drops the beatbox just outside the ring, meanwhile both enter before doing a synchronized mic drop-
Dr. Whooves: It looks like the the confidence of the tag team champs hasn't been shaken by their defeats last week.
Discord: They didn't win these titles for nothing, the Real Equestrians shouldn't discount them yet.
Crowd: Let's go Real Equestrians! Babs and Sour! Let's go Real Equestrians! Babs and Sour!
Babs Seed: Ya heard the masses, let's do this thing.
-Soarin slides out of the ring as the bell sounds-
Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship, The Real Equestrians vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth
*11 minutes later*
-Spitfire stuns Babs Seed with a flying kick, but she quickly recovers and pulls Spitfire into an Irish Whip when she trees to renew the attack. Babs then sends Spitfire into her side's turnbuckle-
Discord: Spitfire's in the other team's corner now, a very dangerous place to be.
-Babs Seed unloads a fury of hard punches on Spitfire before tagging in Sour Tooth. The two do a combined suplex on Spitfire before Babs Seed exits and lets Sour Tooth get to work-
Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed and Sour Tooth have been playing this match with great cohesion so far. It could be their key to victory at this rate.
-Sour Tooth stomps on Spitfire's legs several times-
Discord: Targeting the legs now, very savvy. Both Spitfire and Fleetfoot rely heavily on high flying moves for their fighting styles.
-Sour Tooth sets up for a Cavity, but Spitfire counters and DDTs Sour Tooth, allowing her enough time to make the tag-
Dr. Whooves: And the tag is made! Now Fleetfoot gets to re-enter the match, giving Spitfire a much needed break.
*5 minutes later*
-Fleetfoot knocks Sour Tooth down with a flying corkscrew, she then ascends the turnbuckle-
Discord: Fleetfoot is thinking high-risk. Will it pay off?
-Fleetfoot goes for a dive, Sour Tooth half way counters it but only ends up getting Fleetfoot to hit both her and the referee-
Dr. Whooves: And that botched dive knocked down the official! Anything could happen now!
-Babs Seed storms into the ring, and both her and Sour Tooth start assaulting Fleetfoot. It doesn't last long though before Spitfire charges in and tackles Babs Seed over the ropes. The two of them start brawling outside the ring while Sour Tooth focuses on further weakening Fleetfoot-
Discord: It's turned into pure chaos, whoever comes out on top of this could determine the fate of the match.
-Soarin pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring and starts heading for Sour Tooth's beatbox. Sour Tooth notices this and starts walking towards the edge of the ring-
Sour Tooth: Hey! Get away from my beatbox you fucking prick! I swear if yo-
-Fleetfoot pulls Sour Tooth into a roll-up, meanwhile the referee regains his senses and starts counting-
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: A near fall. The Real Equestrians almost won the tag-team titles.
Discord: It seems Soarin has found an achilles heel for Sour Tooth. All he has to do to distract her is threaten that beatbox.
*4 minutes later*
-Babs Seed stuns Fleetfoot with a flurry of punches and goes for a Rotten Core, but Fleetfoot counters and knocks her down with a drop-kick before approaching the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Here we go again, Fleetfoot's going to attempt another high flying manuever, will it pay off this time?
-Fleetfoot launches herself and hits a Flight of the Fleetest-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are you winners, and the new Sublime Tag Team Champions, The Real Equestrians!
-Mixed reaction from the crowd-
Discord: They did it! The Real Equestrians have captured the titles. That was an incredible match which could've gone either way at anytime.
-Spitfire and Fleetfoot take up opposite turnbuckles and put their hands over their hearts while Soarin leads the audience in a "WE THE PEOPLE" chant-
Dr. Whooves: That was certainly a great match, but don't change channels yet, up next is the International Championship!
*Commercial*
-Rack Attack is walking backstage when they encounter the Underbaker-
Zack Ryder: Yo, broski! You ready for that match later?
Underbaker: The Underbaker is nobody's "broski". Nor is he a team player.
Ace: Yeah? WE'LL YA BETTER LEARN MOTHERFU-
-Underbaker glares at Ace-
Ace: Shit...please don't kill me. I've got so much to live for! Like...uhhh…..Turf's ass! Yeah, that's good, isn't it?
Ryder:...
Ace: RYDER! You're supposed to fucking back me up!
Ryder: Bro, this whole situation is just too weird.
Underbaker: Just don't get in the way. -He pushes past both of them.-
Ace: What a dick…..
-Camera switches back to the ring-
Whooves: And it's right about time for the International Championship match. Two old rivals will face off.
Discord: The classic ex-friend conflict of Octavia vs Vinyl Scratch will play out once again. But who will come out on top this time?
*WUB WUB WUUUUUUB*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International Championship, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch won the right to challenge for the International Championship after winning a fatal four way number one contender's match a few weeks ago.
Discord: And shortly after she was assaulted by Octavia. The momentum is in the Champion's favor, but this could still go either way.
*Classy music plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, representing Divine Intervention, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, she is the International Champion, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Octavia, approaching the ring with that same sense of arrogance that we've come to expect.
Discord: She's an accomplished member of Sublime, and she knows it. I think Octavia has every right to be confident.
Match 4: International Championship, Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a high kick, but Octavia catches it and elbows her in the leg. She then grapples Vinyl Scratch into a reverse neckbreaker-
Dr. Whooves: Great technical proficiency by Octavia so far, she's not letting Vinyl land many hits.
-Octavia goes for an armbar, but Vinyl Scratch counters and gets back to her feet. She rebounds off the ropes and goes for a flying dropkick only for Octavia to knee her down in mid-air-
Discord: The champion is in full control of the match so far, but both these women have a lot of fight in them.
*5 minutes later*
-Octavia Irish Whips Vinyl Scratch into the turnbuckle and starts unloading with several heavy punches and knees-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch is in a very bad place right now, pinned down by the champion in the turnbuckle.
-Vinyl knocks Octavia back with a hard kick before climbing to the top, she goes for a dive only for Octavia to catch her mid-air and slam her into the mat. Vinyl Scratch tries to recover only to be hit by a Sonnet-
Discord: Sonnet! Octavia hits the Sonnet! This could be the end!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: That was close, but the challenger isn't quite out yet. Octavia still has a lot of work to do if she's going to retain her title.
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia attempts to grapple Vinyl into a suplex, but Vinyl counters and stuns Octavia with a hard kick upside the head. She attempts a Crossfade but Octavia counters and sets up for a Sonnet-
Discord: Octavia is setting up for another Sonnet, this could be what she needs to finally put Vinyl away.
-Vinyl Scratch counters at the last second and hits a Crossfade, shen then ascends the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Going high risk once again, can she do it?!
-Vinyl Scratch hits a Bass Drop-
Dr. Whooves: Bass Drop! And now the cover! One! Two! Three! She did it! We have a new champion!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new International Champion, Vinyl Scratch!
-Crowd cheers-
Discord: I don't think anyone was expecting Vinyl to come out on top of this match. Just goes to show you that you never know what'll happen in the EWF.
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch certainly has a lot of be proud of, that was a very competitive match.
*The show cuts to commercial as Vinyl celebrates in the ring*
-Camera returns backstage to Marigold and Rainbow Dash-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here again with the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash, you're certainly making a lot of headlines right now. Between your championship defense and the battle at the Royal Rumble. How do you plan to juggle two big matches in such a short span of time?
Rainbow Dash: I'll just have to take out Colgate in record time, save as much energy as possible. But I'm not going to shortcut anything. I'll do whatever I can to retain my championship tonight, and no matter how hard the fight is, I'll carry that momentum straight into the Royal Rumble.
Marigold: How does it feel to be the only Sublime star fighting for Team Rich?
Rainbow Dash: It feels one-hundred percent awesome. I get to represent Sublime in the biggest match so far in the EWF, and help decide the future course of the EWF. Sublime's been accused by some as being the lesser brand, well here's my chance to show what Friday Night's warriors are made of.
Marigold: Thank you for your time.
-Camera switches back to the ring as the sound of *HALLELUJAH* plays-
Baritone: The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and introducing first, from Palo Alto, California, weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, representing Divine Intervention, Damien Sandow!
Dr. Whooves: Here's a match I've been looking forward to, challengers vs champions. Damien Sandow and the Cybernetic Scavengers versus the Underbaker and Rack Attack.
Discord: I'm not sure how cohesive either side is, but they better learn to work together, this match could be a great momentum booster for the winners.
*All my life I've been searching for something*
Baritone: And introducing his partners, at a combined weight of 456 pounds, the Cybernetic Scavengers!
Dr. Whooves: There's an interesting dynamic between Sandow and his partners. Both have undergone great change during their time in the EWF. But while Sandow rejected the EWF Universe, Overdrive and Vultarian have embraced it.
*WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT! OH RADIOOOOO*
Baritone: And their opponents, introducing first, at a combined weight of 424 pounds, they are the Combos of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack!
Discord: Similar to the Cybernetic Scavengers, Rack Attack is a pair of oddballs who have risen to glory. I'm sure Overdrive and Vultarian would love to follow the same path by stealing away the Combos of Carnage titles.
*Dark funeral music plays while a buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And their partner, from bakeries unknown, standing six foot, ten inches tall, and weighing 299 pounds, he is the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
Dr. Whooves: Few people on Sublime inspire fear quite like the Underbaker. He's a powerful, relentless, and enigmatic opponent. Very little is understood about him, other than the fact that he's extremely dangerous and currently rules the Sublime male division with an iron fist.
Discord: Underbaker alone would put up a challenge for Sandow, Overdrive, and Vultarian. It'll be even harder for the opposing team with him being backed up with Rack Attack.
Match 5: Damien Sandow and the Cybernetic Scavengers vs. Underbaker and Rack Attack
*6 minutes later*
-Ace stuns Vultarian with a series of punches and goes for a DDT, but Vultarian counters and hits a Keep Calm and Carrion, he attempts a pin, but only gets a one count-
Dr. Whooves: Some early momentum for Sandow and the Scavengers, but it's far from over.
-Vultarian attempts to repeat the maneuver, but Ace takes him down with a Low Serve before making it to the turnbuckle and tagging in Zack Ryder. Ryder storms the round and quickly flattens a recovering Vultarian-
Discord: Now it's Vultarian on the defense! He better make a tag to one of his partners soon.
*4 minutes later*
-Ryder sets up for a Rough Ryder,but Vultarian counters and Irish Whips Ryder into the turnbuckle. Vultarian tags Overdrive, allowing Overdrive to enter the ring and body slam Ryder to the mat. Ryder tries to get back up, only to be leveled by a clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: The sheer power of Overdrive is on display now, this could end badly for Zack Ryder.
-Overdrive hits an Over the Limit, but Zack Ryder kicks out at 2-
Discord: A two count, a near fall for Ryder.
Dr. Whooves: He's still in this, but he needs to get some breathing room soon.
*5 minutes later*
-Damien Sandow and Zack Ryder are trading punches in the ring, Sandow gets the upper hand and goes for a Russian Leg Sweep, when Ryder counters Sandow responds by poking him in the eyes and delivering a low-blow. As Ryder goes down Sandow hits a Terminus, but before he can take advantage Ace rushes into the ring and ambushes him-
Discord: Sandow had Ryder right where he wanted him, but Ace is running interference!
-While the two are fighting Ryder crawls over and tags in the Underbaker, meanwhile the referee shoos Ace out of the ring. Before Sandow can get his bearings he finds Underbaker's hand around his throat and is immediately chokeslammed-
Dr. Whooves: A devastating chokeslam, and Underbaker has the cover!
*1…..2….3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Underbaker and Rack Attack!
*Mixed reaction*
Discord: That was a very tough match, a lot of shady tactics were used by both sides, but it was still extremely entertaining.
Dr. Whooves: The crowd still doesn't know who's side they were on for this match, but they still got a great show none the less. This is a great momentum booster for the champions.
-While Underbaker and Rack Attack start celebrating their victory Blueblood, Hoity Toity, and Octavia storm the ring and start beating down all three-
Discord: Ambush! Divine Intervention strikes out of nowhere!
-After driving Rack Attack from the ring all four start focusing their attack on Underbaker-
Dr. Whooves: Underbaker is a strong competitor, but not even he can handle this four on one assault!
-Soon Overdrive and Vultarian come to Underbaker's aid and start attacking Divine Intervention, earning cheers from the crowd. This allows Underbaker to start fighting back and soon Divine Intervention is driven from the ring-
Discord: Underbaker got through that assault, but Divine Intervention still sent a hard message that they don't lose without a fight. Underbaker better watch his back at the Royal Rumble, no matter what happens.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, and now it's time for the main event of the evening, the biggest match of Prime Time Sublime: The World Fighter's Championship.
Discord: Reigning champion Rainbow Dash will take on the sadistic, undeterrable force known as Colgate.
Dr. Whooves: A few weeks ago Colgate promised Rainbow Dash that she'd recieve no mercy, that she'd make the champion cry, scream, and bleed. Then, just last week, Colgate teamed up with Rainbow Dash's other new rival: Starlight Glimmer, and the two of them defeated Rainbow Dash and Applejack in a tag-team match.
Discord: Colgate has a lot going for her, but there's no discounting the champion, either. The stage is set to make this one brutal match.
*Foreboding music plays alongside the whirr of a dentist drill*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Fighter's Championship, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
-Colgate approaches the ring wearing a dentist lab coat that's stained red in certain places, she gives out cold glares to any audience member who so much as looks at her funny-
Discord: Colgate always seems to be a state of cold fury, she's got the eyes of a snake and the same intimidation factor.
Dr. Whooves: Colgate is definitely a chilling opponent, and she's a dominating force in any match she's present in. Rainbow Dash has gone up against the likes of Trixie and Applejack, but this could still be her most challenging battle yet.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash sprints to the ring, slapping hands with very audience members before she enters and standing in front of Colgate. Colgate looks down at Rainbow Dash with an evil smirk, while Dash stares back up defiantly-
Dr. Whooves: Another thing to consider in this match is the height difference between champion and challenger. Colgate practically towers over Rainbow Dash, but the champion doesn't seem intimidated.
Discord: I would be if I were in her position, but Rainbow Dash has reason to be bold, she became champion in the first place by beating the unbeatable.
Main Event: World Fighter's Championship, Colgate vs. Rainbow Dash
*7 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Colgate go through a series of grapples before Colgate Irish Whips Rainbow Dash into the ropes and hits her with a high knee when she tries to rebound.-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch! Rainbow Dash just got flattened with that knee!
-Colgate picks Rainbow Dash up and goes for a Root Canal, but Rainbow Dash quickly grabs Colgate's arm and elbows it-
Discord: The champion dodged a bullet on that one, the Root Canal is one of the most excruciating submission holds in the EWF.
-Colgate tries to recover with a Rinse, Wash, Repeat, but Rainbow Dash knocks her down with a drop-kick-
Dr. Whooves: This match is going back and forth so far, neither of these women want to give an inch!
*4 minutes later*
-Colgate sets up for a State of Decay, but Rainbow Dash counters with a Hurricanrana before climbing to the top of a nearby turnbuckle-
Discord: Hurricanrana! Can Rainbow Dash follow it up with another high-flying maneuver?
-Rainbow Dash goes for a Sonic Raindive, but Colgate raises her knees at the last moment. As Rainbow Dash tries to recover she gets caught by the Root Canal-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God! The dreaded Root Canal, can the champion break free!
-Rainbow Dash struggles against the Root Canal, and starts desperately kneeing and kicking Colgate to try and make her release-
Discord: The champion is fighting back, but Colgate is ignoring her own pain to keep the hold locked in. Will the champion tap out?!
-After a final hard kick Rainbow Dash manages to get free and Irish Whip Colgate out of the ring. She then gets a running start and propels herself over the ropes to hit Colgate with a suicide dive-
Dr. Whooves: Suicide Dive! Suicide Dive! Both women are sprawled out in front of the announce table!
*7 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Colgate are brawling outside the ring, but Colgate gets the upper hand after giving Rainbow Dash a hard punch across the jaw. She then Irish Whips Rainbow Dash into the steel steps-
Discord: Colgate just threw the champion right into that steel! That's gotta hurt bad.
-Colgate bashes Rainbow Dash's face into the steel steps multiple times, she then sets up one of her legs on top of the metal before directly stomping on it-
Dr. Whooves: Good God, what brutality. Colgate is using those steps to flat-out mutilate the champion. Rainbow Dash won't be able to hold out long if this keeps up.
*5 minutes later*
-Colgate rams Rainbow Dash into the announce table before proceeding to tear it down-
Discord: Oh great, save your chocolate milk everybody, we're about to lose our table.
-Colgate sets Rainbow Dash up on the table, getting ready for body slam-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no, this could be it for the champion.
-At the last second Rainbow Dash counters and drives Colgate face first into the table, the table surprisingly holds. Rainbow then gets off the table and re-enters the ring before climbing the turnbuckle-
Discord: Wait a second, could she really be thinking?
-Rainbow Dash dives towards the announce table and uses a Sonic Raindrop to put Colgate through the announce table-
Dr. Whooves: She is! Sonic Raindrop through the announce table! OH MY GOD!
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
Discord: Holy shit indeed! Rainbow Dash just put it all on the line, and it worked out gloriously!
-Rainbow Dash slowly recovers and works to roll Colgate back into the ring, limping slightly on one leg-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash seems to be favoring one leg over the other, she may be have sustained minor injury from Colgate's assault earlier, but that won't matter if she can secure the win here.
-Rainbow Dash re-enters the ring and goes for a pin-
Discord: Can the champion retain?
*1….2…..3!*
Dr. Whooves: Yes she can!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Discord: That was an incredible match, Colgate took the champion to her very limit. I don't think we've ever seen anyone come this close to dethroning Rainbow Dash for her champion spot.
-Rainbow Dash shakily climbs the turnbuckle and begins celebrating-
Dr. Whooves: It wasn't without a cost though, the champion is showing some signs of wounds sustained from that brutal assault on the steel steps. This could come back to bite her during the big match at the Royal Rumble, for everyone's sake I hope the injuries are only minor.
Discord: There's no doubt Team Luna will try to exploit it if any of them were watching this match.
Dr. Whooves: I'd be scared if I were them. If anything, this match proves Rainbow Dash's determination. She could of gotten herself DQ'd and retained her title through technicality, thus saving all of her energy for the Pay-Per-View. But she didn't take the easy way out, she tackled Colgate head on and came out on top despite all the brutality that was unleashed on her.
Discord: If all of Team Rich has the same determination, there just might be hope for us yet.
*End Show*

Match Results:
Amira defeated Pretty Vision (11:14)
Blueblood defeated Big MacIntosh (12:36)
Sublime Tag-Team Championship: The Real Equestrians defeated Babs Seed and Sour Tooth (20:25)
International Championship: Vinyl Scratch defeated Octavia (19:43)
Underbaker and Rack Attack defeated Damien Sandow and The Cybernetic Scavengers (15:49)
World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash defeated Colgate (23:58)

Matches for Royal Rumble:
World Brawler's Championship: Damien Sandow vs. The Underbaker
Combos of Carnage Championship: Rack Attack vs. The Cybernetic Scavengers
King of the Ring Semi-Final
Queen of the Scene Semi-Final
World Fighter's Championship #1 Contender's Match: Applejack vs. Starlight Glimmer

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