-Before the intro plays, the camera begins rolling in the parking lot, where a tour bus that can only belong to 3MB, judging by their logo being on it, arrives. After a pause, the door to the bus opens as the Narrator, Adagio, Aria, and finally Sonata, walk out. They look around at their surroundings. Sonata, still in her pajamas, rubs her eyes vigorously-

Sonata: This isn't TacoCon….-she frowns as Aria facepalms-

Aria: We went to that LAST week, you bird brain. Unfortunately. Now it's time to be a big girl and show the EWF fans that we were MEANT to be here, rocking their socks off!

Sonata: Tacos can be for big girls, too! The taco crosses ALL barriers of life-

Adagio: Please, girls...let's not do this. Tonight is the night we introduce the WORLD to the 3 Ma'am Band! And a band is a team, so we need to ACT like a team.

Aria: I'm with you all the way, girl. I am committed to kickstarting the hearts of those people!

Sonata: Me too! The tacos can wait...it's time for Monday Night Lunacy to get a little more RAW!

Narrator: -smiling- I am very proud of you girls.

Adagio: We're glad you could accompany us on the ride, man. Okay, girls. We're on in 5. Rock n' Roll ain't dead just yet! -the 3 girls put their hands together in the shape of devil horns-

Aria, Sonata, and Adagio: 1, 2-3MB! -they throw their fingers in the air, Aria letting out an exaggerated "WOO"!-

Narrator: Heh. No room for me?

Aria: Sorry bro. We aren't accepting a 4th member yet. -she winks-

Narrator: That's fine. I'm honored to be your first groupie instead. -he smiles-

Sonata: Awwww! -she runs up and hugs the Narrator-

Narrator: ACH! Really...TIIIIIGHT!

Sonata: -letting go- Oopsie! Tee hee!

Adagio: Hey….ya know, now that I think about it...weeeee...never got your name.

Aria: Crap, that's true! And here we've been riding across Equestria for the past month…

Sonata: Yeah! How rude of us…-frowns-

Narrator: -chuckles- I don't blame you girls. You've got your own career to worry about after all.

Adagio: Well, we'd love to know the name of the guy who gave us our first interview before our big break.

Aria: Yeah. It wouldn't be right not to!

Narrator: Well, if you insist...my name is-

*THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE...OHHHHHHH!*

-Lunacy opens with a mesmerizing display of pyrotechnics and over 6,500 Lunacy fans that are prepared for another week of EWF action-

Ahuizotl: Welcome everybody to the hottest show on Monday Nights, Lunacy!

Garble: We are back in the Asylum for what will be yet another CRAZY show.

Ahuizotl: Speaking of crazy, last night, the Asylum hosted our latest pay per view, Uprising, which ended in what is the most head-scratching worthy moment in all of the EWF so far….

Garble: You're not kidding. And that show went off the air with me literally SHOUTING about how unbelievable it was. 24 hours later, I still am not aware of what I saw last night. 24 hours later, I still would like for somebody to explain to me just what the hell was the deal with the ending of Uprising! Why...why on EARTH would that be the way we go off the air?! We're going to be here all night with me SHOUTING again out here, 'Zotl! Forget headscratching! The entire affair was downright INCONCEIVABLE! There is NO WAY that should've happened! No freakin' WAY! Do you have an answer for me, 'Zotl?! Do you know why Cadance did what she did last night?!

Ahuizotl: I most certainly do not, for I have been wondering the same like you, and everyone else who witnessed it live or on television last night. I can only assume we will get the whole truth and NOTHING but it, straight from the horse's mouth, because Cadance IS here TONIGHT, and she plans on addressing her heinous crime from Uprising.

Garble: Good! I hope she realizes these fans are going to eat her ALIVE when she makes her way to the ring, though….she is now the most HATED woman in all of sports for what she did last night, literally ROBBING Twilight Sparkle of the Eternal Women's championship, and, in turn, FORCING it back into the hands of the woman who has, without any doubt RUINED her life, Sunset Shimmer...I don't know HOW she can explain this, I don't know how...do I want to know?

Ahuizotl: There was a lot of heartbreak last night, notwithstanding Cadance's action. Turf and Silver Spoon also turned on their longtime friend, Diamond Tiara, and the Chick Combo champions alongside Scootaloo were not able to detain the ferocious assault of The Sword.

Garble: With every rotten situation comes a little good, however. Diamond Tiara was crowned the new Crater Chick champion in the finals of an 8 woman tournament, and Giz Hero finally dethroned Rumble as the crown jewel of Carnage. There's a lot to get to tonight, including a few first round matches of the King of the Ring AND Queen of the Scene tournaments!

Ahuizotl: That's right! Hot off the heels of an astounding tournament to crown a new Crater Chick champion, Lunacy and Sublime are collaborating to bring you two MORE tournaments! One for the men, and one for the women.

Garble: There are 8 men and 8 women from each show that will be representing their shows in these tournaments, each one subsequently being put through the wringer as they compete in a different high profile match each week. That is, if they win…

Ahuizotl: And if you lose, you're out. It's that simple. In 4 weeks, the EWF will present their latest pay per view titled The Royal Rumble, where the semi-final matches for each show will be contested. The winners will face off in two interpromotional showdowns in order to find the very first heir to the EWF's throne of King and Queen. The prize? A shot at their brand's top championship of their respective gender next month!

Garble: We'll be hearing from some of the participants throughout the weeks as they attempt to ascend to ROYALTY. I also had the...job we'll say, of conducting a sitdown interview with Turf and Silver Spoon this afternoon, which will help shed some light on exactly WHY they chose to kill their friendship with Diamond Tiara. On top of all that, we have the long awaited debut of 3MB! Adagio, Sonata, Aria! They're here, and I can't WAIT!

Ahuizotl: Who knows what will go down when those three wacky personas enter the Asylum for the very first time. This will be the busiest month YET for the EWF, so let's enjoy it for all it's worth!

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -unlike the last time we heard this music, the crowd is booing their hearts out-

Garble: I'm not sure if I'm going to enjoy THIS…

Ahuizotl: For the first time since 6 days before Frontline, Cadance is live on EWF Television.

Garble: And the crowd isn't happy to see her in the slightest. I have no idea what's about to come out of this woman's mouth…

-Cadance struts out onto the stage, grinning as the crowd pelts her with hatred. She waves her hands towards her, challenging them to get even louder, which they do-

Garble: Whoa...looks like black is the theme of this month..

-Cadance is wearing a black leather jacket, black lip gloss, and black eyeshadow-

Ahuizotl: I have a feeling we're dealing with a completely different Cadance than the one we knew and loved…

Garble: This is so bad...something is just NOT right here...what has happened to her?

-Cadance gestures to the stage, which brings out Sunset Shimmer, who enters the arena to the same amount of boos-

Ahuizotl: That MAY just be your answer…

-The two grin at each other before embracing, Sunset's championship shining in the spotlight-

Garble: They're HUGGING! These...these two SWORN ENEMIES are HUGGING right in front of our very eyes!

Ahuizotl: We are dreaming! We must ALL be dreaming!

-The crowd boos the sudden friendship these two have, before breaking out into a chant of "THIS IS FUCKED UP"-

Garble: I couldn't agree me! Somebody! We need ANSWERS! PLEASE!

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE welcome...Cadance! Aaaand the ETERNAL. WOMEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOON...SUNSEEEET...SHIMMEEEERRRRRR!

-The crowd welcomes them alright, with nothing but hatred as they walk side-by-side down the ramp. Cadance has her arm around Sunset as she removes her title from her waist and holds it high up in the air, mocking the sea of EWF fans as she looks out at them with an everlasting smirk. Cadance laughs as she leads her former tormentor to the ring, entering after she does. Sunset prances around the perimeter of the ring with her championship as Cadance applauds her. They hug once again in the middle of the ring as Cadance's music stops. Ringside crew scramble to fetch the pair microphones as Cadance stares a hole through them, giving them a disingenuous smile before scoffing at them.

Sunset grins and nods in approval of Cadance's new attitude before she tries to speak, but she is cut off by the boos of the fans-

Cadance: Keep 'em coming, keep 'em coming! We'll wait all night until you nerds tire yourself out. -The crowd boos even louder as Cadance and Sunset laugh- Wow...you all are TOO easy…

Sunset: I told you they were ridiculous.

Crowd: YOU'RE A DORK! YOU'RE A DORK! YOU'RE A DORK! YOU'RE A DORK!

Cadance: Yup...yup...SUUUURE. -she laughs again and moves the new black portion of her hair out of her face-

Sunset: You're all being unreasonable, really…-the crowd continues to boo- Okay. We'll keep waiting. -she begins tapping her foot across the mat as Cadance shakes her head in embarrassment-

Cadance: You're wasting your time AND ours, so just shut up already… -she rolls her eyes as the boos simmer down- THANK you…

Sunset: Here we are once again...yet another month of EWF is in the books, and I'm STILL the most DOMINANT wrestler to walk through that curtain. Each and every week I further my legacy by FEARLESSLY answering any and all challenges. Just last week, I allowed all of you ingrates to choose my opponent, because that's what a champion does. For once in your life, you assholes held a very minute part of my career in your hands. Rarity may have won, but her victory doesn't mean ANYTHING. Wanna know why? Because I'M still champ! -boos- Yeah, yeah, you don't like that, but tough break. This championship was MADE for me. It fits PERFECTLY around my fully-toned abs, and every single time you boo me, you are BOOING this championship...you are BOOING the EWF! So keep it up!

Cadance: Ha! Some fans you are! -more boos-

Crowd: THIS IS TOR-TURE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS TOR-TURE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS TOR-TURE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Sunset: -looking at Cadance- They'll never learn...

Cadance: -shaking her head- No, no they won't…

Sunset: As usual, after every EWF pay per view, my social media was blowing up with message after message after message...directed at me. Thousands of people complaining about how I retained my title. Were you all watching the same match I was apart of? All night long, you should've been cheering for ME! -boos- Yeah, yeah you should've! My performance...was nothing short of HEROIC. Twilight BLINDSIDED me as I was making my way to the ring. Then she foamed at mouth as she chased me around the arena like a SAVAGE, beating me with everything in sight! I wasn't informed this was going to be a Street Fight! I was set to defend my championship in a professional wrestling match, with a woman who deems herself a PROFESSIONAL, yet Twilight was NO SUCH THING at Uprising! She could've thrown me in the ring at ANY point! Instead, she wanted to settle our differences in something the likes of which belonged in a BAR! I am not a caged animal! I am a wrestler! I do not fight in bars, or back alleys. I was out of my element, yet I STILL kicked Twilight's ass! -boos- Not allowing me to get into the ring was the greatest mistake of her life. I wasn't going to let her beat me up...I gave her EXACTLY what she wanted, and she couldn't handle it. Which is a good thing! Lunacy should NOT be represented by a wild animal such as herself. That's why you should all be THANKING me! -boos- Yeah, but you're all animals like her, so why would I expect anything else? Twilight for weeks, tried to make our match more personal than it had to be. It was more than just payback for me stealing the championship from her at Final Reckoning. No, no….she had to stoop so low, and involve her brother...MY sweetie pie, Shining Armor…-boos-

Crowd: SHE DESERVES BET-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHE DESERVES BET-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHE DESERVES BET-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Sunset: Oh, please...Shining is a WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL soul. If anything, HE deserves a sister that actually RESPECTS him, instead of rummaging around inside his personal life. -boos- I had to sit at home and watch my baby get GRILLED by someone who was supposed to be his darling little sister in the middle of the ring, and it made me feel AWFUL for him. I cried for my Shining that night. He was so emotional that he had no choice but to walk out on her during their tag team match...yet Twilight was fuming angry at ME? What did I do?! You have nobody but to blame but YOURSELF, Twilight. Shining finally found somebody that made him HAPPY...TRULY HAPPY-she turns to Cadance- No offense, Cay Cay. -Cadance waves it off with a smile- And you couldn't STOMACH that fact. Do you have any idea how incredibly HARD it was for Shining to be in my corner for our championship match? To choose between your loving girlfriend, and your overly attached sister? Ha, what am I saying? It's no WONDER he chose me over you. I respect him more, I support him more, and I LOVE him more than you could EVER. You were never fit to be a sister to such an amazing man like Shining Armor, nor were you fit to be the champion of this great brand! I graciously accept the duties of being the standard bearer of the EWF, as well as the Eternal Women's champion…-giggles- eternally!

Cadance: Great speech, great speech!

Sunset: -she takes a bow as the fans boo- Thank you!

Crowd: GET TO THE POINT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET TO THE POINT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET TO THE POINT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Sunset: I ALREADY DID YOU FOOLS! PAY ATTENTION! Twilight Sparkle sucks, and I'm the greatest thing to ever happen to your damn LIVES! -ultra boo-age- I'm pretty much done now…-cheers- so I'm going to hand your attention over to my...new "friend"...-they both giggle as the crowd goes back to booing- You've all seen by now the impact she made last night, which reflects her change of wardrobe, as well as change of attitude, which I very much approve of. You all must be thinking the usual of, "Why Cadance Why?" Well right now, she's going to fill you in on just WHY exactly she pulled the rug out from under Twilight Sparkle. -she gestures to her left- The floor is yours…

Cadance: -she smiles to her right- Why thank you! Ever since I did what I did last night, people I once thought were my friends in this business have suddenly, turned a blind eye towards me. Very soon they may start speaking up against me, and I am well prepared for that. Some friends they are...and the thousands of fans I once thought I had, have suddenly unfollowed me on Twitter, leaving behind very nasty remarks, like they think they know what is best for me...well some fans THEY are. I was well aware this would happen, though, do not be mistaken. Me brutalizing Twilight was not done on some brainwashed stupor. I have not dranken Sunset's kool-aid, or Luna's kool-aid, or ANYBODY'S kool-aid but my OWN! As you may remember, after Shining Armor left me for Sunset, I returned with my hair a little bit frizzier, and my mind a little bit...darker, and foggier. To put it plainly, I was pissed off. I felt lonely and abandoned, unwanted. This altered my personality to something I've never acted like before. I was suddenly more uncaring about my own well being, and more ruthless in this ring. As much as you may think last night was one of those "moments" where I had no control over my emotions or actions, you are fairly mistaken. For my mind is clear now. I was 100 percent in control of myself last night. I knew exactly what I was doing. Out of all the people to run down that aisle, intervening myself into that match to NOT bash Sunset's brains in, but rather Twilight's, I guarantee I was at the bottom of every single list of every single EWF fan. And it makes sense. As you all have been CONSTANTLY telling me AGAIN and AGAIN since Uprising, "Sunset Shimmer practically RUINED your life! HOW could you align yourself with someone like her?! How?!" Hell, I heard Garble throwing a fit about it at the announce table when I was on the damn ramp! -she points to the announce table, where Ahuizotl is staring at his colleague- He wouldn't shut up! In one night, I had become the most hated wrestler in the EWF. And if you're wondering, no, that doesn't surprise me...nor does it offend me. Because I had planned it like that. -she smirks as the crowd boos-

-She nods- I don't need to be told what this woman has done to me. I remember ALL of it, quite vividly in fact. -she turns to Sunset- Me and Sunset...we've been doing this for a while now. -Sunset nods- On the VERY first episode of this show, I caught her conversing with my boyfriend at the time. It wasn't a friendly conversation, either. Well, it was friendly in a DIFFERENT way, at least...Sunset was getting a little TOO friendly...that lead to our very first match, which ended in her FLINGING me into the air and through the announce table. It hurt, but I expected it would. Besides, I had plans on making her hurt WAY more. At the very first EWF pay per view, we fought to decide who would be crowned the first Crater Chick champion. Fueled with intensity, and the desire to make this bitch pay for trying to get in between me and my man, I DEFEATED Sunset, and won my very first championship. It was such an emotional night. It could've been an amazing night, possibly the best of my life, but it quickly turned sour when Sunset wrapped a chair around my ankle, and landed all of her weight right on top of it. I had suffered a hairline fracture in my ankle, enough to keep someone out for 4 months total...there was no way I was going to wait that long, but I wasn't stupid. I knew returning the next night to give hell to Sunset would be a bonehead move. She would only injure me further, which would keep me away even longer. I had no choice but to watch EWF from the sidelines. The very next night, without so much as consulting ME, ya know, the CHAMPION about it, Luna and Swirlinaitis handed….they HANDED the championship over to Sunset! Watching at home, I was FURIOUS. All of that hard work I put in to earn that title, and she was GIVEN it without so much as lifting a FINGER! -Sunset shrugs- I wanted to be in that ring more than ANYTHING, so I could take that title off of her! Shining always calmed me down, though. I kept a level head because of him, which is healthy when you have an injury. I couldn't help but week after week get more and more frustrated, watching Sunset narrowly avoid these situations which could possibly help throw her off her game, which I wanted NOTHING more than for that to happen. At Retribution, her opponent was Rarity, who had become a dear friend of mine. I had ordered some clothes from her before. She was a nice girl, so no matter who she was facing for the title, I likely would've wanted her to win. But simply because it was Sunset, I NEEDED her to win. It would've made EVERYTHING better to see Sunset FINALLY become defeated, and not be able to do a damn thing about it.

If you watch that match back, it is obvious Rarity was about TO win the championship, but then, my whole world changed forever, as the man who I had given 8 years of my life to, the man who I one day wanted to start a family with, to marry him, to have his children, and spend my days with him when we were both old and gray...that same man grabbed Sunset's leg, and put it on the rope. -Sunset smirks at the memory- Rarity was so caught off guard, I was beside myself. I cried for hours. I didn't cry after the match was over, though. I threw furniture as Shining locked lips with this undeserving SKANK. I couldn't think straight that night. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat. I could not enjoy life again until I made Sunset regret ruining my relationship with my best friend in the whole world. Shining was my everything, and she STOLE him from my! My championship was one thing, but now you want my BOYFRIEND YOU GREEDY BITCH?! WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AWAY FROM YOU! -Cadance and Sunset laugh as she reenacts her meltdown- Yeah, I was like that once. I did go into insane, stalker ex-girlfriend mode, but when your job is to beat people up, it's a lot more easy to be that. I had made up my mind that night. The time for waiting, the time for healing was OVER. It's a good thing I only live a few hours from the Asylum, because I was driving over there to confront that damn cheater, and his new, fresh BITCH. I made in just in time before they could truly begin their live sex celebration.

Sunset: Which me and Shining WILL try to perform again, by the way! -the crowd boos-

Cadance: I won't interrupt this time, I promise. -she laughs, as the crowd begins a "SUN-SLUT" chant- HEY! I'M TALKING! -they continue to boo as Cadance mocks them- BOOOOOOO! You all sound like idiots, so please stop. I had doc put a brace around my foot, which would alleviate some of my pain, since my ankle was only 75 percent healed at that point. It did hurt running to the ring, but all that pain went away as I took out only a SMALL amount of my hatred on those lovebirds. I knew I wouldn't be able to get Shining back, for Sunset had him wrapped around her fingers, but I could at least win back the Crater Chick championship at Final Reckoning. I did just that, become the first and so far ONLY superstar to win the same title TWICE. Victory was sweet, but just like usual, when it came to Sunset, the night soon turned sour, when Sunset STOLE the championship out from under Twilight and Lightning Dust. She had another title to call her own that she shouldn't have even had in the FIRST PLACE, and OH DID IT UPSET ME! Here I am, making a comeback, winning her championship away from her, but at the end of the night, she gets the last laugh. In my heart, there was no WAY I could let Sunset think she was on a higher pedestal than me, or anyone else, because, in reality, she was at the bottom of it all when it came to being a human being. She was complete and utter SCUM. Naturally, when the opportunity arose, I gave up the Crater Chick championship, so I could get back at Sunset in the best way imaginable...winning the most important title from her before she even had a chance to truly enjoy it, just like she did to me.

After all we'd been through, though, there was no way it could be a regular everyday wrestling match. We needed SOME sort of platform to where we could fight like we were always meant to fight. I don't know about you guys, but fastening two leather straps to two women who despise each other sounds like the perfect way to settle differences to me. This would be the greatest opportunity I would ever get to let Sunset know just how much I loathe her for all she's done to me. We both had more than enough of our fair share of hatred between each other, and it shows on our bodies every day. Let me show you what I mean….-Cadance turns around as Sunset lifts up her jacket and shirt at once, revealing multiple lacerations across her back. The crowd "OHHHHs" at the sight- This is the result of giving a relentless woman like Sunset Shimmer a leather strap. -Sunset laughs- These wounds may NEVER leave my body...they could possibly NEVER heal. But it was the price I was willing to pay to give all the pain back to Sunset, and I did. Take a look just under Sunset's left eye. -the camera zooms in on it, revealing a scar that goes from under the eye to the left of her nose- That occurred when I hit Sunset in the face with the leather...

Sunset: -grins- Such a beautiful face, ruined forever…

Cadance: -giggles- It's quite a shame. In the end, Sunset dished out more pain than I could take, because she ultimately defeated me to retain her championship. -boos-

Sunset: I was so exhausted after whipping you all those times…

Cadance: I could imagine. -she smirks- I'd like to show you all a few clips of that match. Probably the most brutal part of the match was when Sunset wrapped her strap around my throat, and used the ring to begin choking me…

Sunset: Ah, yes. A classic!

Cadance: Heh...here's something interesting nobody ever seemed to notice about that moment…-the violent scene is replayed, as Cadance kicks her feet around-

Sunset: Gosh, I look demonic!

Cadance: Stop it there! And zoom in if you could...look at that. A wet spot in the crotch region of my trunks. -much of the crowd gasps in realization- Yeah...I didn't piss myself at that moment, folks. That's a wet spot. Hopefully you all know what that means. Hey, we're all perverted in our own ways, it's okay to look at it. I didn't want it to happen, but I quickly had to accept the fact that my mortal enemy was making me wet. See, when me and Shining were dating, he would sometimes...choke me. Because I really liked it. That's a fetish of mine.

Sunset: And I didn't know that, I just wanted to...kind of kill her.

Cadance: It felt SOOOO good, which is literally the LAST thing I wanted, but by the time the wetness came in, I was hardly complaining. Suddenly, all these disgusting, reprehensible things Sunset had done to me were the last thing on my mind. All I wanted was for her to cinch in the pressure more and more, harder and harder and HARDER!

Sunset: Damn girl! Calm down!

Cadance: I CAN'T! I'm getting wet just THINKING about it! -she points to her crotch, which the camera zooms in on, where a wet spot can indeed be seen- Right here, my eyes close. You would assume here is where I slipped into unconsciousness, right? Well, normally that'd be correct, but not here, because I was feigning unconsciousness. I stopped squirming and just closed my eyes, enjoying this unbelievable feeling that was coursing through my body. Sunset unintentionally had me in the palm of her hand. I couldn't react. I just wanted MORE abuse from her! Championship match or not, I wanted to be her BITCH! And she made me just that, when she placed me on top of the steel steps, and begin SNAPPING the leather strap into my back...again and again and again and AGAIN! I didn't even react to it, even though it hurt like hell, but it felt INCREDIBLE...that night, I contracted a whipping fetish, which I still haven't got over. Every so often throughout the day, especially when I think of Sunset now, I get the urge to be ferociously WHIPPED! With a strap, a paddle, a Nerds rope...ANYTHING! -Cadance begins breathing heavily- After Sunset finally decided I had had enough, she pinned me, and I didn't even TRY to stop her. I couldn't get the expert choking, or the exhilarating whipping she had given me out of my head! It was on my mind all night. I tried to erase it from my memory, knowing it was done unto me by the woman who singlehandedly turned my world upside down...but I-I-I couldn't...I just COULDN'T. I wasn't seen all next month. I had went home to try and get my thought straight. I wasn't injured at all.

Every Monday, I would watch Lunacy, and when I would see Sunset….all I could think about is the number she did on me at Frontline, and it made me...hot and bothered REALLY badly. The more I saw her, the more dirty thoughts entered my mind, about my desires to get choked by her again, or whipped by her again...both would be preferable. At the same time, I thought about how cool it would be to choke HER or whip HER, hoping she would like it so we could do it more often. My sudden obsession with Sunset even went to so far as to the point where I felt genuinely sorry for her when Flash hit her with the Flash Flood. I wanted to console her before letting her take her frustrations out on me with one of her legendary chokes...it was killing me, but she was all I could think about day in and day out. Without a boyfriend anymore, and no interested guys coming up to me, I guess because I was kind of psycho, and being a woman with needs like everyone else, I saw no other option...that is why I left my panties in Sunset's locker room, with the note written on them. Those were the panties I wore when she got me wet for the first time, so I figured they were appropriate.

Sunset: It was really sweet, now that I think about it.

Cadance: I slipped on my best stockings, wore my most sexual outfit, and sat out the most expensive red wine I could find...luckily, Sunset came to my hotel room that same night, just like I needed and HOPED that she would. I needed to tell her how I felt, and how I could help her if she complied…

Crowd: YOU SCREWED TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU SCREWED TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU SCREWED TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Cadance: Hahaha! I didn't screw Twilight...I screwed Sunset!

Sunset: She did! She screwed me ALL night LOOONG! -the crowd boos extra loud-

Cadance: You boo because you're all jealous! -more boos-

Crowd: NO WE DON'T! NO WE DON'T! NO WE DON'T! NO WE DON'T!

Cadance: You can't deny it! You're either jealous of me, or of her for fucking the other! Before we fucked, though...we had a long talk. A REALLY long talk, about everything that's happened between us. Sunset apologized I can't COUNT how many times, and I told her it was fine. None of the past matters to me anymore..all that mattered was that she know how much I had been thinking about her recently, and exactly what I wanted to do to her. -she turns to Sunset again, giving her an intense grin- I wanted to know exactly WHY Shining left me for her, and boy, did I EVER find out! It was the best sex I've ever had...and we had a LOT of sex that night.

Sunset: My cunt is still waterlogged from all the saliva you put in it~

Cadance: And my throat is still red from all the choking~ Sunset did exactly what I wanted….she choked me, she whipped me with everything she could grab, she fondled my breasts...she gave my entire body the attention it CRAVED. I had finally felt wanted, and loved...you could say that Sunset took advantage of me, and I guess that's plausible. Whatever she did, I loved every SECOND of it…-she stares into Sunset's eyes as Sunset licks her lips- The absolute truth is, Sunset's mere EXISTENCE...turns me ON…

-Sunset and Cadance giggle as their lips brush against each other-

Crowd: WE FEEL VIO-LATED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE FEEL VIO-LATED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE FEEL VIO-LATED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Cadance: You should've seen me then...all night long, I was Sunset's little slut…

Sunset: What we did to each other should be considered illegal…

Cadance: After we did the deed, we talked a lot more, and I began understanding Sunset's point of view a lot more. Nothing is impossible for her. If she wants your boyfriend, she takes him. If she wants your championship, she'll take it. She gets everything she wants, all because she CAN. I really respect that mentality. I also respect her passion, both in and OUT of the bedroom, -they both giggle- her drive to be the very best, and how unapologetic she is. Sunset will say whatever she feels like at any time, and that, along with the sheer aggression she brings to everything is just downright sexy to me. How desperate she is to escape every situation with her momentum intact, and when she's in control the way she just DOMINATES her opponents gets me so excited...the more I really got to know Sunset, the more I started hitting myself for being so angry in the first place. She makes Shining feel like the most important person in the world. I've never seen him so happy until he hooked up with Sunset, and I'm happy for both of them.

Sunset: Thank you, Cay Cay… -they hug once again, as the crowd continues to boo-

Cadance: If doesn't matter if you like it or not, you're going to have to DEAL WITH IT! -more boos- In exchange for fulfilling my fantasies, I easily agreed to help Sunset defeat Twilight. I couldn't do it alone, though….-she reaches into her pants, and pulls out the lead pipe- I had a little help from this old thing. Yes, the same lead pipe that Sunset and Shining have utilized in the past, was trusted upon me to make sure that I get the job done at Uprising. I wish I could've come out while Twilight was mercilessly beating down Sunset, but she specifically told me to not interfere until the referee was down, and so I obliged. When the moment was right, and when Twilight least expected it, I made her believe she was well on her way to capturing gold, and then I CRACKED this pipe right into the back of her skull!

Sunset: You hit her REAL good, girly!

Cadance: It was all worth it, seeing Sunset get that slow 3 count on Twilight, watching that blood pour down her face as she clenched onto her championship, with no intentions of letting it go got such a rise out of me. Immediately after getting backstage, we avoided the gazes of all the jealous idiots, and hopped into the shower. We got Sunset's wound and her face clean, and then she "repaid" me for my job well done…-Sunset winks at her as the crowd boos- And it's all thanks to this trusty piece of lead…-she gives the pipe a long lick, as Sunset's jaw drops slightly- I helped Sunset retain her championship for TWO reasons…1, because it makes me really horny to come out on top of things...and 2, when I was growing up, watching wrestling, I would always root for the good guys. The same would go for movies and TV shows. I HATED the villains with every fiber in my being, and I wanted them to get humiliated in every way imaginable. If I saw Sunset on TV, I would want to see her get her ASS kicked. But, after developing such an infatuation with her, and seeing how successful she is, I decided it might be a nice little change to become what I use to hate...to become a villain mySELF. Sunset is absolutely EVIL, and I LOVE it! -Sunset grins- And she told me something that put it all into perspective for me. She's booed, yet she's the most successful superstar in the EWF right now. Where did your cheers get me? You cheered me at Proving Grounds, and yeah, I won, but I got injured RIGHT AFTER. You cheered for me at Final Reckoning, and I won AGAIN, but later in the night, the woman I beat and HATE wins the most coveted title there is! You cheered for me at Frontline, and I LOST! You fans are BAD LUCK, and I'm not going to have ANY part of it anymore! -boos- You boo Sunset because she's a winner, and you've never been AND will never be that in your life! You are envious of her because she's beautiful, she's talented, she doesn't give a DAMN what anybody says about her, and she has the confidence to take what she wants! She's got more balls than ALL of you COMBINED.

I wanted to be in her position, getting pelted with boos by all of you losers, and last night was a true eye-opener for me. The moment your hatred poured in, I felt REBORN! I couldn't believe what I had been missing all this time! The more and more pissed at me you are, the more and more PATHETIC it truly is, yet your boos are also very rewarding for me...so PLEASE, I BEG of you...whenever you see me, on TV, or on the street, BOO ME WITH ALL YOUR SOOOUUUUUUL! IT COMPLETES ME! -She holds out her arms and spins around the ring as the crowds boos file in upon her- Ahhhhh...so refreshing...you all put a label on me when I first arrived here….you thought I was this spunky, happy-go-lucky girl next door, and that's truly who I WAS, but where has it gotten me? It got my HEART broken, and my ankle broken...THAT'S what. If I was more like Sunset from the beginning, happily inviting all your boos from the very start, I'd still have my man, I'd still have my championship. Now I've got nothing but HOPE. Hope that Sunset can help me shed my old image, and become the bad girl I was BORN to be!

Sunset: You're doing AWESOME so far!

Cadance: -smiles- The strongest people, are the ones who can withstand strong opinions. All your nasty remarks on Twitter, the hatred you've been showing me for the past day, it gives me more and more confidence with each passing second. If Sunset wasn't the champion, I'd be going for the Eternal Women's championship RIGHT now. I'm sure I can make up for lost time, though…-she smirks- When it comes to Twilight, she shouldn't feel so bad. She was NEVER meant to hold this title. Not even I was. Sunset is a true STAR. She was the rightful champion ALL along! -boos- And as long as I'm around, you will NEVER be champion. NEVER. Everyone's acting like I turned on my mother last night...ha! Now that I'm with Sunset, I'm not afraid to speak my mind. So what if the man I dated for 8 years was Twilight's brother? Every day after school, I went over to Twilight's house to see Shining, NOT her. To be completely honest, she was super annoying. I'm not at your house to look at your Rube Goldberg machine, or solve FRACTIONS with you! -she shivers- I'm there to see my boyfriend. During Cheerleading practice, she'd run onto the Football field, asking me frantically if Shining would be picking her up from school that day...how am I supposed to know? Go ask HIM, not me! She's always been like that, actually. She calls me after Shining made out with Sunset, asking if I'm alright? Well fuck NO I'm not ALRIGHT! I just saw the love of my life swapping spit with my sworn enemy, you idiot! Why would I be alright after THAT?! She's always tried to act like I was her friend or something, but I didn't want to be rude, so I rolled with it. Newsflash, Twilight: I'm NOT your friend. I will NEVER be your FRIEND! -boos- While you were cuddling with that raggedy doll...Smarty Puss was his name? Whatever...I was cuddling with your sexy brother, loving him like you NEVER could. -boo- And now, 8 years later, it's quite obvious that Sunset has us BOTH beat, and I am completely okay with that. Get over it, Twilight….Shining will NEVER love you like he loves Sunset. -Sunset nods-

Crowd: WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Cadance: Of course you do. You have so much in common with her, like you'll never be loved…-more boos as Sunset high fives Cadance- If I could bash your head in with this pipe again, I'd do it in an INSTANT. But I know you don't have the guts to come out here, so we'll just take our leave….

Crowd: GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Cadance: But before we do, I just have one last thing to say. Sunset…-she takes one of her hands and holds it- I would just like to thank you. Thank you for helping me realize that my old self, as strong as I thought I was, was weak, and no matter how hard I tried, would never be HALF the woman that you are. -she takes Sunset's hand and lays a wet kiss upon it- I owe my newfound demeanor all to you. I hope our partnership is rewarding in MANY ways for both parties, and that it may be last as long as possible….

Sunset: Oh, TRUST me...it WILL be rewarding for both of us. Here's one example…-Sunset wraps her arms around Cadance's head before shoving her tongue right into her mouth. The crowd boos very loudly as Cadance accepts her new partner's tongue, lifting her up into the air before falling on the mat with her-

Garble: Disgusting is all I can say...I would've never thought it would come to this…

-Sunset and Cadance rolls around on the mat, both moaning as Cadance soon allows Sunset to mount her as she wraps her hands around her neck-

Ahuizotl: She wasn't kidding...she REALLY enjoys this…

Garble: I'm an adult male with hormones, but seeing this just makes me want to abolish the entire human race...God, just stop it!

-Cadance gags and coughs as Sunset smirks evilly at her. Cadance soon begins rubbing her crotch along Sunset's in a vivid motion-

Sunset: We're going to have sex RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! -many boos-

Garble: No! Go to commercial! My niece watches this show!

Ahuizotl: They're going to go all the way!

-Sunset removes her hands from Cadance's throat and uses them to remove her jacket. Cadance sits up and begins sucking on Sunset's neck as she begins raising up her shirt. We almost get a full shot of her puppies, before-

Twilight: -fast-walking out from the curtain, microphone in hand- That's not happening! -the crowd erupts with cheers- Not tonight, you two do that on your own time! First, you've got to deal with ME!

Crowd: THANK YOU, TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Sunset and Cadance get up, disgruntled. Cadance prepares the lead pipe in her left hand-

Twilight: You know, if you two were actually decent human beings, I would've actually thought this whole ordeal was beautiful...but after hearing everything I've just heard, there is no doubting the fact that Cadance...you are now ATOP the list of the most sickening individuals I have ever had the displeasure of knowing, ALONG with Sunset! -the crowd cheers-

Cadance: And we like it that way!

Twilight: I don't have the guts to come out here?! IS THAT SO?! Well I'm right here! I'm glad you've finally shown your true colors, Cadance...just like your wardrobe, it's BLACK. Your heart is black, your soul is empty, and if you want to hit me with that lead pipe so bad, then just TRY IT!

-The crowd cheers as Twilight rushes the ring. She sweeps Sunset to to the mat with her leg before diving at Cadance, taking her down and throwing punch after punch into her face-

Garble: This isn't smart! Twilight needs to get out of there!

-Cadance screams as Sunset comes up from behind and lifts Twilight off of her. Twilight bites the arm of Sunset, causing her to cry out in pain-

Ahuizotl: She's biting her! Twilight did not come down here with a gameplan, she's just using anything she can to hurt these two!

Sunset: Fucking BITCH! -She shoves Twilight away into Cadance, who brings the lead pipe forward, but Twilight grabs onto it with both arms-

Garble: Oh man! It's a struggle for the pipe!

-Cadance gasps, as the surprising strength of Twilight soon brings her down to her knees. She begins frowning as she strains to gain control of the pipe, but Twilight will not allow it-

Crowd: TW-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

Cadance: HELP! HEEEEEEELP!

Twilight: I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS PIPE RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT, JUST SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOUR SKEWED OPINIONS ANYMORE! LET'S SEE IF THAT TURNS YOU ON!

Ahuizotl: Twilight is INCENSED! She's ENRAGED!

-Twilight's grip is released as she is clipped in the back of the head by Sunset's championship. The crowd boos as she falls to the mat-

Garble: Shit...she should've never got in that ring...now the wolves are looking to pounce…

-Sunset helps Cadance to her feet, and just like wolves, they circle around Twilight. Sunset kicks at her head as Cadance climbs on her back. She pulls Twilight back by her hair as she looks into her eyes, giving Sunset the chance to slap her across the face-

Sunset: YOU WANT THIS?! -she shoves the title into her face- THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO IT! -she slaps Twilight repeated times as Cadance stands up off her back, but she does not release her hair-

Ahuizotl: You were right...Twilight should've stayed outside the ring…

Garble: She was blinded by rage….it happens, but this is NOT the time to let your frustrations take over…

Sunset: KNOCK HER OUT! CRACK HER SKULL OPEN!

-Cadance nods with an evil smirk as she holds out the pipe with the other hand, raising it to the side of Twilight's head-

Ahuizotl: NO! THAT COULD GIVE HER A CONCUSSION!

Garble: DON'T! DON'T!

-Before Cadance can bring the pipe down…-

*No chance in hell…* -the roar of the crowd enhances as Sunset mentally curses. Cadance lets go of Twilight as her face plops into the mat-

Ahuizotl: Thank GOODNESS, it's Filthy Rich!

Garble: He can set this all straight!

Filthy Rich: -paces onto the stage with a microphone- Both of you had better WATCH WHERE YOU STAND! -the crowd cheers- I AM SICK OF THIS! EVERYTHING! ALL OF IT! -He approaches the ring- Twilight, you are one of the brightest stars I have. You're also perhaps the most intelligent, but we all could've told you that entering the ring with those two SHE-DEVILS would've resulted in nothing less than a disastrous situation...it was the worst thing you could've done. -Twilight looks up at Filthy with an "I'm sorry" look in her eyes- It's okay, I'm not upset with you, I don't blame you for doing it. Don't be a hero, though. Leave everything to me. -Twilight slowly nods as she crawls out of the ring and carefully walks up the steps, the crowd cheering her for her efforts. Filthy Rich looks at her proudly as she leaves- Now then…-but he turns back to the ring with malice in his eyes- YOU TWO! -phlegm forms in his throat as the crowd cheers- What I see in the ring right now absolutely SICKENS me...what I've been seeing the past 24 hours makes my SKIN CRAWL….well it's OVER! This is MY SHOW, and I'm TAKING IT BACK! -ultra cheers as he enters the ring- Cadance…-he approaches her- You used to be the same...one of my brightest stars, in more ways than one...but now I see that virtuous glint in your eyes is GONE, and...and it truly pains me…

Cadance: I'm sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Rich. -she smirks-

Mr. Rich: ….You little BITCH…-the crowd cheers as Cadance isn't phased by it- The sad part is you're still MY responsibility, and so are you…-he looks at Sunset- and while you're under my watch, I can assure you of one thing…-he looks back at Cadance- what you did last night, interfere in a big-time match will NOT happen again! -he then looks at Sunset- And you will NEVER retain your title that way again! If you want to hold onto it, you will beat your opponent in a clean and sensible fashion, or I'll STRIP you of the damn thing! -the crowd cheers as Sunset's eye twitches- Yeah, you don't like that very much do you? Well, as your new "friend" would say...DEAL WITH IT! I AM FILTHY FREAKING RICH, AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, YOU GIRLS ARE NO LONGER BULLETPROOF! THE SYSTEM, IS NO LONGER BULLETPROOF! -cheers- You're facing Twilight Sparkle in the first round of the Queen of the Scene tournament tonight…-cheers- and I truly hope that you...LOSE. And Sunset, this whole high and mighty shtick you've got going on PISSES ME OFF, so I'm fixing that tonight. If you think for ONE SECOND that you're not going to have to defend your title this month, you are DEAD WRONG. You won't get one NIGHT OFF while I'm around! -Sunset sighs angrily- Yeah, you're about to blow your fuse to this announcement...in tonight's main event, you, my dear, will be running...the gauntlet.

Sunset: Huh? -she looks at Filthy confused- The hell does that mean?

Filthy: It's very simple. By the end of tonight, we're going to find out who the number 1 contender is, and that'll be the woman who pins you or submits you. If you beat a member of the roster, another one will come down to try their hand. Whoever beats you, gets the shot!

Sunset: What?! So I have to face MULTIPLE opponents?!

Filthy: You might, unless the first person you face beats you. -he smirks-

Sunset: THAT ISN'T FA-

Filthy: FAIR?! IT'S NOT FAIR?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FAIR IS! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT'S FAIR AT THIS POINT! I could strip you of the title, but that's just not fun enough….I want to see you SQUIRM a bit before someone that TRULY deserves it takes it away from you...what IS fair is that Lunacy has a representative that they can be PROUD of, and as many people as you get to say it, that is NOT you, Sunset, and it'll NEVER be you! -cheers- Hell, if I have to, I'll come down to that ring and pin you myself, then put up my number 1 contendership in another match. THAT'S fair, and THAT...is BEST FOR BUSINESS! -Filthy spikes the mic into the mat as his music plays, cueing his exit as the crowd keeps cheering-

Garble: Yes! You go, Mr. Rich! Monday Night Lunacy is about to get a much-needed FACELIFT.

-Sunset is LIVID in the ring as she balls up her fists and shakes her body in anger-

Garble: We can only hope that someone REALLY good is the one to beat Sunset...otherwise, we could be in store for ANOTHER 4 weeks of this trash next month…

Ahuizotl: Also, that Twilight can beat Cadance and possibly win the Queen of the Scene tournament, beating Sunset next month and rectifying everything that has happened!

Garble: This is, of course, all just wishful thinking, but maybe now that Filthy Rich is COMMITTED to this "no bullshit" policy, it could actually HAPPEN!

Ahuizotl: We got our explanation from Cadance, partner. What do you think about it?

Garble: Good God...you know, no matter WHAT her reasons may have been, there was no way I was going to be satisfied, because the fact is, Cadance still HELPED Sunset Shimmer, who is a woman who is the LEAST deserving of assistance! She sold her soul to the devil, just so her sexual desires could be fulfilled? Give me a damn break…

Ahuizotl: And also to live out her career as someone just as sinister as Sunset. She certainly is learning from the best...or is it worst in this case?

Garble: This whole thing just makes me sad...The System now has another key factor in their plight to corrupt the entire EWF...I don't want to live in a world where The System rules over Lunacy without anybody to stop them...I just don't. PLEASE beat Cadance, Twilight...and somebody, ANYBODY who wants to change this brand for the good, beat Sunset Shimmer! This is the opportunity of a LIFETIME for you! PLEASE!

Ahuizotl: That was the most uncomfortable opening to Lunacy we've ever had, but at least it's over now. With that, we must take a commercial break.

-We return from commercial as Snips and Snails are on opposite sides of the ring, their music playing as they prepare for battle-

Ahuizotl: We are back on Monday Night Lunacy and no, folks, your eyes are not deceiving you. Snips and Snails are NOT in tag team action, but in singles competition against...each other.

Garble: It's round one of the King of the Ring tournament, and only one of these crafty men can move on to round two!

Ahuizotl: Do you know anything about the process it took to set up these matches? Was it done by Mr. Rich, or Luna manually? Is it random?

Garble: It must be random, because why on Earth would these two be paired up against one another? What have these two done to be apart of this tournament in the first place?

Ahuizotl: Well, they serve our general manager, so it may just be a gift for their hard work, even though they don't do much. One of them is going to leave this ring with their feathers ruffled, however, as they both cannot move on in the tournament from here. This should be a VERY interesting contest…

Match 1: King of the Ring, 1st Round - Snips vs Snails

-Immediately after the bell rings, both competitors exit the ring. They grin as they walk up the ramp, the referee looking on in disbelief-

Garble: Are...are they idiots? Damn, I just answered my own question. Seriously, though...what are they DOING?!

Ahuizotl: They're leaving. They're walking out, and they aren't coming back!

-The referee reluctantly begins counting as Snips and Snails walk back through the curtain, the crowd booing-

Garble: We just got ripped off! This is a waste of airtime!

Ref: 8…..9…..-the referee shakes his head- 10! -he calls for the bell to ring, which it does-

Garble: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!

Ahuizotl: I...I think I understand…

Garble: Please enlighten me, 'Zotl! Nothing has been making sense tonight so far!

Ahuizotl: Hold on. I'm trying to piece it all together.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, the result of this match, is a double countout…-the crowd boos-

Garble: 'Zotl, PLEASE! I'm lost over here, man…

Ahuizotl: Okay, okay. If you look at the bracket, which we will show those in attendance and at home now…-the updated bracket pops up on the titantron- You will see that on the top half, the other match scheduled is Shining Armor vs DJ Z.

Garble: -eyes widen in understanding- Fuck...I get i-..no!

Ahuizotl: Exactly. If Shining Armor wins his match, he will have nobody to face in round two, and therefore, he will get an automatic buy to the semi-finals…

Garble: Dammit! This had to be a premeditated plot by Luna and company, all to give Shining Armor more leverage in this tournament!

Ahuizotl: It seems that way…

Garble: We should've KNOWN from the beginning! Snips and Snails weren't going to FIGHT, Luna set the match up on purpose!

Ahuizotl: What will Mr. Rich do about this atrocity? This high anticipated tournament has already been DISHONORED, thanks to the power-hungry agendas of Lunacy management!

Garble: Nothing is sacred around here anymore...

-We cut to the general manager's office, where Luna and Star Swirlinaitis are watching the event unfold with a grin-

Swirlinaitis: That turned out pretty good, huh?

Luna: I would say so. The boys did exactly what we told them to do, and now Shining Armor is just two wins away from getting a Carnage championship match.

Swirlinaitis: Sunset will have the Eternal Women's championship, and Shining will have the Carnage championship. Then we can focus on getting Cadance the Crater Chick championship, and as...hopeless as they seem to be, with a little fine tuning, Snips and Snails can be major players for the men's tag team division.

Luna: Then we just need two more females to capture the Chick Combo championships, and we'll have the perfect group of soldiers to build the entire future of Lunacy around.

Mr. Rich: And you weren't thinking about including me in all of this talk about the "future"?

-Luna and Swirlinaitis turn around, nearly jumping out of their skin as they realize Mr. Rich is standing there-

Mr. Rich: Sorry, did I startle you?

Luna: Mr...Mr. Rich! You did, sir!

Swirlinaitis: We apologize sincerely for not noticing you before, sir!

Mr. Rich: Uh huh...this is just so childish in my opinion. While I'm out of sight, you two insist on carrying on and on about how you're going to rub Lunacy when I'm out of the picture, yet I'm still here…

Luna: Mr. Rich, we would never think about taking all this away from y-

Mr. Rich: -silencing her by putting his hand up- Yet when I'm around, you all switch to "kiss-ass" mode and put it upon yourselves to ensure me that there's nothing to worry about. That this brand is in good hands.

Luna: But it IS, sir. We've got everything under control-

Mr. Rich: IF YOU HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, A MAN WOULD NOT BE ONE WIN AWAY FROM ENTERING THE SEMI-FINALS! IF YOU HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, A WOMAN WOULD NOT BE PRANCING AROUND THE LOCKER ROOM, KNOWING THAT EVERY TIME SHE DEFENDS HER TITLE, SOMEONE IS WAITING BACKSTAGE TO HELP HER. I swear, if I would've never came back here, this place would be in SHAMBLES. If either of you honestly believe that I'm just going to stand by, and watch you turn everything I've built into your own personal playground, you both are out of your damn minds! To take over this company, even Lunacy, you'll have to pry it away from my cold, dead BODY!

Swirlinaitis: We understand, sir.

Mr. Rich: Good….you had better, or else this FUTURE you both keep speaking of, won't involve EITHER of you…-Mr. Rich hisses the last words before leaving the office. Luna and Swirlinaitis cease waving goodbye as they look at each other with defiance in their eyes-

Swirlinaitis: We need a plan if we're going to get this to work the way we want it to.

Luna: Agreed. We need Rich out of our hair by the end of this month, no later than that!

-We are then lead to the interview area, where Silver Shill is getting ready to get dat cash money-

Silver Shill: I am standing by with my guests at this time, EGO….-the camera pans over to where Fleur De Lis looks nonplussed as she powders her nose. Fancy and Gustave, however, look to be in a foul mood- Uh, gentlemen. Are you in a bad mood tonight?

Fancy: Do not BESMIRCH us, young lad. Gustave and I, despite not being victorious last night, are STILL the greatest tag team in all the lands. We know this, and nothing can prove it otherwise!

Gustave: We simply find it a DISGRACE that I have to win some unnecessary tournament to be crowned king!

Fancy: There is also the matter that there can only be ONE king. Why, me and Gustave are EQUALS. We would not be able to live with ourselves if one of us had more power!

Silver: Hmm. How about, if Gustave wins-

Fleur: WHEN Gustave wins…-continues powdering her nose-

Silver: ...WHEN Gustave wins, why don't you order there be a SECOND crown, scepter, and robe to be made for Fancy Pants?

Fancy: That's a grand idea, old chap! What say you, partner?

Gustave: That shall be my first decree! Together, EGO will not only be the Kings of Tag Team wrestling, but the KINGS of the EWF as well!

Fancy: FaaaanTASTIC!

Fleur: -she giggles- And don't forget, boys. By the end of the month, I'll be the ever-extravagant, BLUSHING Queen!

Gustave: Yes, of course! Together, we will give the term royalty a WHOLE new meaning!

Fancy: The ENTIRE EWF will BOW before us! -the three walk off with high hopes for this month, as we head back to commercial-

Ahuizotl: We are back Monday Night Lunacy, as we are set for our second and final King of the Ring tournament match for this week.

Garble: Let's see who's going to qualify from the second half!

-"Retaliation" by CFO$ blares throughout the arena as the crowd reacts by springing to their feet with an array of cheers-

Ahuizotl: And here comes the WILDCARD of the tournament!

Garble: Emphasis on 'wild'...

Madden: The following contest, is a FIRST ROUND MATCH, in the KIIIING..OF THE RIIIIIING..TOUUUUURNAMEEEEENT! Introducing first, from CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 227 POOOUNDS...FLAAAAAAAAAAASH..SEEEEEEENTRYYYYYYY!

Garble: We've seen Flash Sentry evolve from energetic frat boy, to a pussified lap dog, and now, to a psychotic renegade.

Ahuizotl: His current incarnation is certainly the most dangerous of the three, which makes him someone I personally would not want to be going up against in this tournament. His victory against Shining Armor in a street fight 3 weeks ago still has everyone talking!

Garble: That was the biggest victory of Flash's career. It had a big fight feel surrounding it, as will this entire tournament.

Ahuizotl: Imagine what winning King of the Ring could do for Flash Sentry, or anybody else involved.

Garble: None of the participants have really had that one MOMENT that makes them stand out in history yet, but if I were to make an early prediction, I would have to go with Flash Sentry to be the eventual winner.

Ahuizotl: It's certainly a good choice. We already know 2 men who won't be winning; Snips and Snails.

Garble: Neither of those two deserved to win anyway. Shining Armor is ANOTHER individual who I would likely throw up if this whole thing lead to him gaining the crown...God please no.

Ahuizotl: Well, we've still got 5 other individuals who would be happy to make sure that doesn't happen. And more than anybody, Flash Sentry would take the most pride in it.

-Flash climbs to the top rope, pumping one of his fists down as his crazy eyes look all across the arena-

*"Final Force" by Jim Johnston (or just look up "La Resistance WWE theme") plays throughout the arena, to which the crowd mostly boos as Flash's opponents and his two managers make their way into the arena-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring by FANCY PANTS...aaaand FLEEEEUR DE LIS! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 251 POOOOOUNDS...GUSTAAAAAVE...LE GRAAAAAAND!

Ahuizotl: Here's an interesting fact for all those Lunatics out there heading into this match.

Garble: Hit me!

Ahuizotl: This will be the VERY FIRST TIME EITHER member of EGO has competed in a singles match here in the EWF.

Garble: Wow...NEVER?

Ahuizotl: -shakes his head- Never. Every match they've ever been in, has been alongside the other.

Garble: Well, damn. What a better time to launch your singles career than this tournament right here?

Ahuizotl: But as we heard in their pre-match interview, if Gustave does happen to wins, he DEMANDS that his partner Fancy Pants gets the same kingly honor as he.

Garble: Right, right. I guess Gustave doesn't see this as an opportunity to jumpstart his singles career, but if he DOES win, and his team with Fancy Pants doesn't work out, this would still be an incredible accolade to had. One that would likely lead to more and more success throughout his career.

Ahuizotl: At the same time, Ms. Fleur De Lis will be in action as part of the first round of the Queen of the Scene tournament later on tonight, against the debuting Adagio Dazzle. For now, though, she is going to try to lead one of her associates to victory.

Garble: And as we've seen before, Fleur can be VERY helpful when she's at ringside. It's one of the reasons EGO held the Combo of Carnage titles for 3 months.

-Fancy holds Fleur's hand as he escorts her outside the ring. Meanwhile, Gustave enters the ring and twirls his mustache as Flash pounds his fist into his other hand-

Flash: This is about to be your FACE, buddy!

Gustave: Zis is not a joke, boy. You are finally in the ring with a REAL man, and very soon, you will bow down at my feet!

Flash: Tsk, tsk...already making demands? Where's your crown, King Nothing?

Gustave: If you don't watch your tone, you'll be the one SHINING it, boy.

Flash: You'd better watch my fists, because this "boy" is about to give you an ass whooping fit for a PEASANT!

Match 2: King of the Ring, 1st Round - Flash Sentry vs Gustave Le Grand w/ Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis

-4 minutes later-

-Flash unorthodoxly climbs over the top rope before ascending it afterwards. He is about to fly off before Gustave rolls out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Smart move by Gustave in an attempt to control the chaotic offense of Flash Sentry.

-Flash bounces off the ropes and looks to fly through the middle rope, but he is stopped as Fancy Pants stands in front of his partner, the crowd booing-

Garble: Flash should've dived regardless. He could've taken them both out!

Ahuizotl: He was caught off guard. And what if Gustave just moved? There's no reason to risk losing the match just to take the distractions out. Flash just needs to reassess.

Flash: Come on, get in here! If you want to be king, you're going to have to fi-Flash is stopped as he feels the presence of someone. He cautiously grabs the hand of Fleur and turns back to her with a grin-

Garble: Looks like you've got to have eyes in the back of your head if you want to be the King of the Ring!

Ahuizotl: Fleur De Lis was about an inch away from possibly taking Flash out of this tournament!

Garble: That would've did it too for SURE, but to Flash's credit, he caught her well-manicured hand just in time!

-Fleur looks on with fear in her eyes as Gustave re-enters the ring and takes the initiative to roll Flash up-

Ahuizotl: No no no no no! Flash could be out! *1….* GUSTAVE'S GOT THE JEANS! *2….-much to the audience's relief, Flash kicks out-

Garble: Not taking my advice almost came back to bite Flash in the ass. He didn't have those eyes in the back THAT time!

-Immediately after getting up, Gustave drives Flash into the mat with a Flatliner. Fleur is consoled by Fancy Pants as both men are down in the ring-

-5 minutes later-

-Gustave nails Flash with his new signature, the Coup de grâce. He then pins him but gets only a 2 and a half-

Garble: THESE are the type of matches we should be seeing in this tournament! Not a lousy DOUBLE COUNTOUT. Shame on Luna and everyone else involved in the making of that match…

-Flash crawls away from Gustave as he argues with the referee. He rests on the bottom rope until Fleur walks over and gives him a big, nasty SLAP across the face, which sends the crowd into another fit of boos, as well as Flash back on the mat-

Ahuizotl: The only thing weighing this match down has been the interference of Fleur De Lis and Fancy Pants...but I guess they're doing their job at ringside.

Garble: Sometimes, a king must do whatever he can to vanquish his foes.

-Gustave crawls into another cover on Flash, still get a 2 count as Flash holds his face. Fleur growls in anger-

Garble: Looks like she didn't slap hard enough. Flash is still in this.

Ahuizotl: If we learned anything from his Street Fight with Shining Armor, it's that it's going to take more than some hinderance at ringside to provoke a loss, especially on a night as important as this.

-5 more minutes later-

-Flash hooks Gustave up for his finisher, but Fleur suddenly gets up onto the apron-

Ahuizotl: Oh AGAIN?! Hasn't she learned her lesson?

Garble: Not quite. Flash was about to teach her lesson before Gustave stopped him.

Ahuizotl: Looks like she won't be stopped again, because here comes Fancy Pants!

-Fancy rushes the ring and attempts to break up the finishing move, but Flash vaults him over his shoulder as he continues to hold his position for the Flash Flood-

Ahuizotl: Back Body drop, and there GOES Fancy!

-Flash tries again for his finisher but Gustave pushes him away and then gives him a solid eye rake-

Garble: My gosh...Flash just can't catch a break tonight.

Ahuizotl: They're throwing every underhanded tactic they can at him!

-Gustave tries to connect with the Le Grand Finale, but Flash powers out of it and pushes Gustave into the ref, who gets knocked into Fleur, causing her to fall to the floor-

Garble: That's the price you pay for involving yourself in the match.

Ahuizotl: It's no skin off Flash's teeth. He's here to WIN!

-Gustave puts his hands over his head-

Gustave: Ms. Fleur! -he begins to turn towards Flash- You heartless BASTA-He is cut off as he is kicked in the gut and then promptly taken out with the Flash Flood!-

Ahuizotl: Flash Flood! He hit it!

*1….2….3!* -the crowd cheers as the bell rings-

Garble: Flash has secured his spot in round two!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRR...FLAAAAAAAAAAAASH...SEEEEEEEENTRYYYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Amidst all the tomfoolery, all the shenanigans, all the turmoil...Flash Sentry is well on his way to possibly becoming the King of the Ring!

Garble: In my opinion, he has all the grit, the heart, and the personality to be the best king we could ever hope to have!

Ahuizotl: Now he just needs to have three more performances like that one, and he'll have a Carnage championship match, and a whole legion of fans that will do his bidding.

Garble: Uhhh, that's not being advertised, because it isn't likely. Sometimes, kings are kind of hated by their subjects.

-Flash exits the ring and approaches Fleur. She begins to back away from him in fear until he holds out his hand-

Garble: Well that's awfully nice. Thought I don't think I would pick up a girl that tried to low-blow me, slap me, AND attempt to screw me out of becoming king…

-Fleur reluctantly takes Flash's hand and gets twirled upon doing so-

Ahuizotl: What the?! Is Flash trying to become the King of the Ballroom too?

-Flash dips Fleur and looks into her eyes. Fleur giggles as her eyes twinkle-

Garble: This is uhhhh….hmm…

-Flash's lips lean into Fleur's a bit before she pushes her towards a recovering Fancy Pants-

Flash: Bring her back to me after she's become loose some. I like my chicks a little wild and drunk before I do the horizontal Monster Mash with them. -Flash walks off as Fancy and Fleur's mouths widen, Fleur's in embarrassment and Fancy's in rage-

Fancy: Why you perverted little HOOLIGAN. Ms. Fleur is going to be the QUEEN around here soon enough! How DARE you tease her and then throw her aside like she is worthless!

Garble: That's our Flash. As unpleasant as ever.

Ahuizotl: After the way his relationship with Sunset panned out, I don't blame him for not wanting to head back into the dating scene. Especially with a girl as conniving as Fleur.

Garble: Yeah, she's probably way too pampered for his tastes. And I don't think people can get "loose" by just drinking wine.

Ahuizotl: Yeah...for some reason, I see Flash being a beer type of guy.

Garble: And with that victory, he's now just three away from being a KING type of guy. King Flash! King Sentry! ….Yeah!

Ahuizotl: King Flash sounds better.

Garble: Yeah. He could soon be the King of the Universe!

Ahuizotl: Let's not get carried away…

Garble: Why not? He used to be the SAVIOR of the Universe. Is it so hard to believe that the KING of the Universe is next to come?

Ahuizotl: Dammit….that's the wrong Fla-let's just leave this scenario behind…

Garble: You're no fun...Ahuizotl, King of Mundane.

Ahuizotl: You're damn right I am, and nobody will ever take my throne from me.

-The scene ends with Flash posing on the ramp as the fans shower him in cheers-

-We return from commercial with the voice of Madden-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...Suri Poloman. -there are a decent amount of cheers as the darkness previously enveloping the ring is lifted, as we see the esteemed Suri Poloman in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand-

Suri: ….Ladies and gentlemen...my name, is Suri...Poloman, and if you are unaware of just who I may be, let me tell you...there is a term in this industry that you all CERTAINLY know, and that would be MANAGER. Technically I fall under this category, but for me, for who I am...more ACCURATE terms would be: Overseer, supervisor, advocate...and AGENT. I never was very good at sports. It never interested me. I'm a business woman. Rather than be the one that pitches the no-hitters, or the one that bowls a perfect game, or the one who wins the championships, I always had wild fantasies about being the SPOKESPERSON of these athletes. Representing them in everything they do. It was my dream to put on a business skirt everyday, and go out into the public and promote my clients, speaking on their behalf when they weren't in the mood to do it themselves, spreading the word about their unbelievable talent. It's hardly practical from the usual career choices people make, such as being an astronaut, or a firefighter. But the wrestling business is FAR from practical itself. It's inhabited by so many larger than life characters, and such a plethora of amazing athletes, that sometimes, people are left behind. Either they haven't yet had a chance to shine, or they are overlooked because so many of their peers are being given opportunity after opportunity, while others are kept AWAY from the spotlight. My goal is to PLUCK these men and women out of inadequacy, and mold them and shape them to the point where they one day, years and YEARS down the road, will be recognized and BELOVED as the TITANS of this business! -the crowd cheers-

The EWF is still a relatively young business, but I believe you should ALWAYS plan for the future. You just never know when the next great superstar is going to walk through those curtains, and wow all of you people with their overall presence. And that comes naturally for some people. While others...they need a little reassurance of just how GOOD they really. You've got to poke them and prod them, and make them BELIEVE in themselves, because if you don't believe in yourself, then NOBODY will. Before I found my way to the big time, which is the main roster of the EWF, I was stationed down in their developmental program, CCW; Canterlot Championship Wrestling. -quite a few fans cheer- Many of you know about what goes on down there. 3MB is debuting later tonight, THEY came from there. Before they began making waves on Lunacy The Sword had to get through CCW, and they did it relatively quickly because they're a SPECIAL breed of superstars. Like I said, others need more time to find themselves. In CCW, I am the advocate for one of their FASTEST rising stars...Gilda. -there are many boos- Those of you who have seen her work may not like her, and hell, I personally find her to be extremely offensive and unflattering. But this is a BUSINESS, and you don't HAVE to like who you work with. But I DO get along with her, because I simply respect her drive to be the very best in this business, regardless of what anyone else thinks. One day, and it may be sooner than you know it, I will be standing in this very same ring, introducing you to Gilda. Because she's one of the most impressive athletes this company has ever signed. She's the total package! I decided last month I needed to diversify my portfolio a bit, so to speak. To do that, I had to move up from CCW and sign an EWF superstar who I could lead to the STRATOSPHERE. With so many wonderful candidates to choose from, you would think I would lose sleep over who to pick, but truthfully, the choice I made was the easiest in my life…

I had my eye on a man who had been here from the very beginning. On the very first episode of Lunacy, he held the velvet rope open for someone who believed that was all he was good for. Being an errand boy. During his tenure in the EWF, he had never ONCE won a match, except for one night, when he teamed up with two young women to face the man we now all know as Giz Hero. -cheers- But this man didn't even get the PIN. He allowed the women to be dominant because he was WEAK. Despite every match he lost, I saw flashes of brilliance in his arsenal. He moved extremely well for a man of his stature, and the strength he possessed was unPARALLELED. I knew he was a star in the making, he just needed to see it for himself. You, the fans, likely never thought much of him. He was just a henchman for people far smaller than him. Some of you may had even went as far as to say that he was a LOSER, and you're not wrong for thinking that. I have a knack for noticing TRUE talent, though. I can look into somebody's eyes, and I can pick up on their strengths and weaknesses. Your eyes tell a very important story, and deep inside this man's eyes, I saw an unquenchable thirst to be the best at his craft. Everyone around him would hold him down, but I would pick him back up, and breed him to be the MONSTER I KNEW he could be! Many people have asked me, out of all the possibilities...you decided to analyze THIS guy? You decided to strap a rocket on HIM? I could've requested the services of Giz Hero! -cheers- Maybe I should've shown Rumble the BIGGER PICTURE! -cheers and boos- Perhaps I could've ENLIGHTENED Damien Sandow before he was traded to Lunacy! -cheers- Why stop at the men, though?! I could've taken Lightning Dust to NEW HEIGHTS! -cheers- Midnight Strike's a loner, but we don't have to be FRIENDS! Just business partners! -cheers- Or….oh my gosh, if I wanted to REALLY get myself some attention, I could've joined THE SYSTEM…-boos- and managed ALL of their members! Shining Armor! Cadance! The ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION, Sunset Shimmer! Talk about a coup! I would've even OOZED the starpower out of Snips and Snails! -more boos-

Why are we limiting ourselves to LUNACY, though? The entire EWF could make use of the FUTURE! I could TANGO with the Doctor of Dance, Caballeron! -cheers- Taking over Sublime with Colgate would be as EASY as REMOVING TEETH! -cheers- Trixie and I would make MAGIC together! -cheers- I and Octavia's partnership would be like MUSIC to the EWF fans' ears! -cheers- I could TEACH Bill Nyeker a thing or two! -cheer- I would go to WAR for Commander Hurricane! -cheers- Me and Trenderhoof would be the HIP thing nowadays! -boos- EVERYONE would BELIEVE in The Sword after I endorsed them! -cheers- There would be a TON of BUZZ surrounding Honeycomb and I's partnership! -cheers-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: This woman is a hypemaster! She's got this crowd going bananas!

Suri: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! -the crowd quiets down- …...The Underbaker and I, would TURN THE HEAT UP around here! -the crowd explodes with cheers as Suri smirks- Those are just a SMALL number of the wrestlers that encompass this company, all of which I would have to be FOOLISH to not sign with if they approached me. But even if you lay ALL of them in front of a table, I'm going to turn them all down in favor of ONE man...Bulk...Biceps. I CANNOT begin to describe to you all, the sheer amount of unadulterated PROMISE, that this man possesses! The LAST thing he should be doing is wasting his career on those who don't even APPRECIATE him. He BELONGS. IN. THIS. RING! And TONIGHT, IN THIS RING, he will sign his official contract, which will make me his permanent agent, and etch a permanent smile...across my face. For I kid you not...I truly believe that Bulk Biceps is the most underrated, underdeveloped talent signed to the EWF roster, and the fact that nobody has noticed just how much POTENTIAL he has inside of him, BOGGLES my mind! But that's okay...because tonight, I FIX all of that! Tonight, the FUTURE of the EWF, will take center stage. A stage he has NEVER had the opportunity to grace, but an opportunity I will grant him! Tonight, will be an event you all will one day tell your GRANDCHILDREN about. You will brag to them about the memorable moment in time, when Suri Poloman introduced to you...the most DOMINANT! The most DESTRUCTIVE! The most LETHAL! The most INDESCRIBABLE! The most INTENSE! The man, who I GUARANTEE you will ONE DAY be the HOTTEST COMMODITY IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! People will come FAR AND WIDE to witness this man BRUTALIZE his opponents with such EASE...there is not a human being, walking the face of this Earth who in 20 years time will forget the name...BULK...BICEPS. -ultra cheers- From clipboard carrier, to rope opener, to CHAMPION, to LEGEND….TO ICOOOOOON...as this is a business, executives are always looking for the next BUZZ WORD...the next slogan to slap onto something. You guys aren't just wrestling fans, you are the EWF UNIVERSE. From this moment forward, this universe will REVOLVE around Bulk...Biceps. When Fluttershy makes her way down to the ring, she and everyone of you in attendance shout "YAY! YAY! YAY!"

-Suri isn't kidding, as if on cue, thousands of Lunatics begin chanting "Yay" and pointing their index fingers up into the air-

Suri: "Rest in Pastries" may sound a bit laughable, but it is synonymous with the biggest badass in this business right now, The Underbaker! -cheers- Key word is "right now…" for in time, the man from Bakeries Unknown will PALE in comparison to...check this out…"The Next Big Thing"...Bulk...Biceps! -more cheers- That's who he is! The Next Big Thing! I am not over exaggerating in the SLIGHTEST when I tell you all this! Years down the road, when you look back on the trail of broken bodies he leaves behind, and the museum's worth of accolades he accomplishes...you will all think back to this very moment, where the guard changes...when your heart skips a beat or two...when you're sweating just out of anticipation...on a night, where a journey begins for one eventual King, and one hopeful Queen...I give to YOU...the man who will soon enough PRESIDE over this Kingdom, as the LORD OF LUNACY! Ladies and gentlemen, my soon-to-be client…-she screams at the top of her lungs- BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

*Since they wanna know…* -the crowd explodes with cheers as Suri pauses-

Ahuizotl: This isn't Bulk Biceps, but it's somebody who met his wrath last night!

-Giz Hero walks out onto the stage with his new championship around his waist, and his hand joined with Flitter's, who waves to the crowd-

Garble: The brand NEW Carnage champion, Giz Hero, with his girlfriend, Flitter!

Ahuizotl: Flitter, who along with her sister Cloudchaser, played a big role in the Carnage championship last night at Uprising.

Garble: They pretty much embarrassed Rumble after he pie-faced Flitter after she swiped a steel chair from his hands. And then she and her sister delivered a DOUBLE SUPLEX onto Prince Pretty after a nasty low blow!

Ahuizotl: Rumble was a wonderful champion, but it's nice to see someone so humble and caring like Giz Hero holding onto the title.

-Giz and Flitter slap hands with the fans before they enter the ring, Giz holding the ropes open for his girlfriend before he enters himself. Suri greets the new champion with applause, and so does the audience-

Crowd: HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO!

Garble: A warm reception for the new King of Carnage!

Giz: Thank you, thank you! Hello, Suri.

Suri: -she nods- Ms. Flitter, Mr. Hero. Congratulations on your victory last night. -Giz nods- Don't get me wrong, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, but...a contract signing is supposed to occur at this time.

Giz: No no, it's fine. I got the memo about that, and I'm not rude like Rumble, thinking I can show up anywhere I want just because I have this. -he gestures to the championship, which is now wrapped around his shoulder- I came out here for two reasons...1, well I'd just like to say...you are obviously VERY good at your job. -cheers-

Suri: Thank you, sir.

Giz: I'd say Bulk is very lucky to have someone like you representing him. I mean, you've got this crowd so amped up about this contract signing...I had GOOSEBUMPS when you were talking about the future. You're a terrific public speaker, and so the first reason me and Flitter are out here is just to WITNESS what you claim is going to be such a CLASSIC moment!

Suri: It will be. A moment in time which will never be reduplicated.

Giz: WOW. I'd say you can't miss that. And after Bulk signs with you, I've got something to say to him.

Suri: That's fine. If he's in the mood to speak, that is.

Giz: Well if he's not, I'll just talk AT him, because he needs to hear what I have to say. -Suri nods- But before you bring him out here, I just wanted to say something to you as well.

Suri: Go right ahead!

Giz: You know...you name dropped me, when you were talking about all the potential clients you could've signed.

Suri: Yes I did. I would just like to point out that everybody I named doesn't even NEED me, it was simply to make a point myself. Only a certain type of superstar needs help molding their career, and Bulk is one of them.

Giz: Of course, of course. You also talked about all these different things Bulk is going to accomplish, like being a TITAN of the wrestling world, and someone people will never forget about.

Suri: All of which I truly believe.

Giz: And that's great that you have confidence in Bulk...but do you have any idea what I'VE accomplished here?

Suri: Why yes I do. I study EVERY superstar, because it's important to my craft. You are a totally different man than Bulk Biceps. What I admire about you, Mr. Hero, is that when you weren't happy with the way your career was going, you went out and DID something about it. -cheers- And by the time you returned here, you were one of the most skilled wrestlers on the PLANET. On your first night back, you defeated Rumble in, what, NINE seconds?

Giz: That's correct.

Suri: -whistles in astonishment- You even beat BULK in less than a minute. Last night you won the Carnage championship, and solidified yourself THE MAN around here. You've got a beautiful girl by your side...life must be just GRAND.

Giz: -looks at his title, then at his girlfriend- Hmmm...yeah, life's pretty damn good.

Suri: -she nods and smiles- You probably think you're going to be keeping that title for a LOOOONG time...

Giz: That's my plan.

Suri: Well...I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're WRONG.

Giz: You aren't the first person to tell me I couldn't do something, and you SURE won't be the last.

Suri: Well I'm the only one of those people who's going to be right on the money. The Bulk you faced last month, was an ENTIRELY different man than what he is now. It's wonderful that you were able to push yourself to become the champion that you are, but Bulk needed a little push from somebody else….that somebody was ME. I didn't just PUSH him, though...I SHOVED him! And once I did so, I created the BEAST that I KNEW he could be...you may have what can only be described as INHUMANE strength...but Bulk Biceps ISN'T HUMAN. AT ALL. -the crowd cheers loudly- HE'S AN ANOMALY!

Giz: I am not saying you're wrong, but ANYBODY can beat somebody down after they've gone through a grueling contest. I don't LIKE Rumble, but he's a FANTASTIC competitor. After our match, we were both physically SPENT, and Bulk came out of the shadows and kicked both of our asses, true, but that DOESN'T make him everything you SAY he is. SNEAK ATTACKS don't impress me.

Suri: You are very much mistaken, Mr. Hero...what Bulk Biceps did to you and Rumble wasn't a "sneak attack"...it was a STATEMENT. Do you know what that statement could be?

Giz: That he wants my Carnage championship.

Suri: Ding ding ding! That was a given. And I hope you know it wasn't personal. You're one of the EASIEST guys to get along with. Neither Bulk Biceps NOR myself have anything against you...except that YOU are the Carnage champion, m'kay?

Giz: I understand completely. I would've done the same thing if I was desperate to make a name for myself. And I appreciate the extra competition. It makes me that much stronger of a champion when I come out on top.

Suri: Forgive me, though, if I doubt YOUR ability, because I truly don't think you're going to be able to hang with Bulk Biceps, and the only thing you'll be coming out on top of...is a STRETCHER. -the crowd "OHHHHHH"s-

Giz: -shakes his head with a smirk- Well, I think I can hang with him, YOU think I can't. Seems to me like there's only one way to settle this…

Suri: Hmmm? Please tell me, I'm all ears!

Giz: If your client wants me, I'll face him TONIGHT! -the crowd cheers-

Garble: That sounds great! Let's make it happen!

Giz: I'll even put the Carnage championship ON THE LINE! -more cheers-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Suri: There's only ONE man that can make that happen! Mr. Rich, we're waiting on your approval! Hold on, though...if we're going to do this, I want Bulk to be my client BEFORE the bell even rings. Is that okay with you?

Giz: -shrugs- That's fine with me.

Suri: In that case...ladies and gentlemen! I hereby, give to YOU! My soon-to-be client….BAH-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! -the crowd cheers as Suri clears her throat, as the music of Bulk Biceps plays-

Ahuizotl: And what an introduction! What BUILDUP, for THIS man, Bulk Biceps!

-Bulk appears on the ramp, pacing around both sides of it as he looks at the ring-

Garble: Can you BELIEVE all the things Suri Poloman said about this guy, 'Zotl?

Ahuizotl: I think she really believes it, and she SHOULD. And if it helps Bulk himself believe it, then it makes it ALL the more worthwhile!

-Bulk jumps in place in the middle of the ramp, moving his feet from side to side before he begins walking down the ramp, his eyes fixated on the ramp, and mostly Giz Hero-

Garble: It's true what Giz said. Anybody can perform a run in on two exhausted individuals, but the fact remains that Bulk Biceps still had the AUDACITY to interrupt Giz Hero's celebration, throw him around the ring like a ragdoll, and then move OUTSIDE the ring and give Rumble the same treatment.

Ahuizotl: One thing is for sure, and that is that this man, Bulk Biceps, is an astounding physical specimen. Suri says he is NOT human, which has yet to be seen, but he is certainly a sight to behold.

-Bulk circles the ring, glaring at Giz, who isn't afraid of Bulk's gaze and proceeds to glare back. Bulk then climbs up the steps slowly before entering the ring, walking past Giz and Flitter to be able to stand next to Suri-

Garble: I wanna see these two go head to head! This place is electric!

Suri: Well, Bulk, this is what we've both been waiting for. The past month, all the conversations we've had, they've all lead up to this...I have the contract…-she reaches into a pocket on her business skirt, and pulls out a multiple page contract- And I also have the pen…-she finds a pen in a separate pocket- Now, you've already looked over this contract word for word, and we've spoken about if you had anything you were uncomfortable with, and you said no. So, when it matters the most, right now, will you say no again?

Bulk: -kindly taking the mic from Suri- Why would I say no? This is the greatest chance I've ever been given in my career. For all you've done for me, I won't let you down, Suri. I'm signing that damn thing, and I'm NEVER looking back-

Suri: -she smiles sweetly- Very well said, Bulk, and thank you. I know you're going to change the entire complexion of this business. Now let's make history!

-Bulk nods his head before shaking Suri's hand. He flips to the last page of the contract and signs on the dotted line, making sure to leave a period at the end of his name as an exclamation point. With not a word to be said, he hands the contract back to Suri, who takes it with a grin-

Suri: Ladies and gentlemen, my NEWEST client…-she holds the contract into the air- BAH-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! -the crowd is deafening with their cheers as Giz and Flitter clap-

Ahuizotl: It's official! According to Suri, this business will now never be the same again!

-Bulk hasn't smiled since he appeared on the ramp. He continues to glare at Giz, even as he claps for him. Giz is then approached as all the cheers stop, the crowd focusing on this staredown-

Garble: There may not be a match at all, because this is about to break down!

Giz: I know what you want, big man. -he points at his championship, to which Bulk nods- I'd be HAPPY to fight you for it, whenever you want. But you just need to know, that while your attack on me is the reason why I'm still sore, it didn't impress me, nor does it prove anything. People can shout to the sky about how great you are, but until you show it yourself, none of their praise matters. Are you fully prepared to take on someone who HAS proven he's the best in this division time and time again, most notably last night at Uprising? -Bulk nods again- You're not much for talking, and neither am I. I'm just curious on if you can get the same result you got last night when my back ISN'T turned.

Bulk: -leaning into Giz's microphone- You don't want to find that out...trust me.

Giz: Oh, but I DO. And I want it answered TONIGHT. -cheers-

Bulk: I don't see why that can't be arranged.

Giz: Let's see if Suri's investment is really gonna pay off…-Bulk backs up into a corner as Giz removes his title and hands it to Flitter, the crowd cheering-

Ahuizotl: Official or not, these two forces are about to collide here on Lunacy!

Garble: Yes! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

Suri: Alright then...IT'S ON! -the crowd cannot stop cheering, until the brawl is interrupted by….-

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -this is one of those rare occasions where Rumble is getting booed MORE than cheered-

Ahuizotl: And the former champion, Rumble is here to spoil the fun…

Rumble: No no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooo….noooooooooooo! -Rumble walks out from the back with a microphone, practically running down the ramp with Thunderlane behind him- This is unacceptable! You are both upsetting me...and when I worry I get WRINKLES! I demand an APOLOGY! -he stomps up the steps and enters the ring furiously, Thunderlane entering next as he rolls his eyes-

Suri: YOU should be the one apologizing, Mr. Rumble, as we are in the MIDDLE of somet-

Rumble: You shut up you...girl! -Suri gives him a "dah fuq" face at that- Even though the whole reason this is happening is because of YOU! Actually...it's ALL OF YOUR FAULTS! -he points at Suri- Your fault for initiating the attack! -at Bulk- Your fault for attacking me! -at Flitter- Your fault for interfering! -at Rumble- Your fault for beating me! -Giz laughs at that as Thunderlane smirks- And YOUR FAULT FOR ABANDONING ME DURING THE MATCH! -he points at Thunderlane, whose mouth contorts into a confused circle- WHERE WERE YOU?! WHERE WERE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!? YOU SUCK! YOU ALL SUCK!

Thunderlane: Yo, are you freaking KIDDING me?!

Suri: I can answer this for you, Mr. Thunderlane...he was unavailable to be in your corner because before Uprising began, he was DEMOLISHED by BUH-UUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! -the crowd cheers-

Thunderlane: Whoa whoa whoa! Thanks for trying but DEMOLISHED is a bit of an overstatement….HE NEARLY KILLED ME, BRO! DIDN'T YOU SEE?!

Rumble: The big dumb gorilla nearly killed ME, too! -Bulk nearly runs over Rumble but Suri has to hold him back-

Suri: You don't fight for free, Bulk! Don't let him get to you!

Rumble: Ugh...you'd better keep him back. Wouldn't want to embarrass him like I did last week! -he turns back to Thunderlane- You're supposed to be there for me! Some brother you are…

Thunderlane: I WOULD'VE been there had I not been taken out! This is nobody's fault but YOURS, bro!

Rumble: -he scoffs- You can't be serious!

Giz: Well, you WERE the one who lost…

Rumble: Hush, uggo! I don't need your lousy two cents!

Giz: Why the hell are you even out here anyway? We were all perfectly fine with you staying out of our business…

Rumble: YOUR business? Um, helllllooooooo? I came out here because that is MY title! And nobody is fighting for it until I win it BACK thanks to my rematch clause!

Suri: Mr. Rumble, if I may…

Rumble: You may NOT!

Suri: Too damn bad! -the crowd cheers- You were a WONDERFUL champion, but your rematch clause is TRUMPED by the presence of Bulk Biceps! Anybody who wants a shot at this title goes at the BACK OF THE LIIIIIIINE, or Bulk Biceps puts you there HIMSELF. -the crowd cheers-

Rumble: WHAT?! SCREW your logic! I was the very FIRST holder of that belt, and I have to take a backseat to some SWEATY, GREASY piece of crap like him?!

Suri: Switch up all those adjectives and insults to more menacing ones and you've pretty much got it correct. What is so hard to understand about that?

Giz: I'll defend my title against ALL of you, I don't care!

Rumble: WELL I DO! This started between you and me, and it's going to END between you and me, HERO! I'm taking my belt back, AND NOBODY GETS TO CHOOSE OTHERWISE EXCEPT ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I never needed you! -he points at Thunderlane- You! -then at Flitter, who crosses her arms- And especially YOU, YA BIG DUMB APE! -then at Bulk, who everyone is lucky he hasn't exploded yet-

Flitter: -finally saying something- Well you're going to need ALL OF US if you want to beat Giz, and that's not going to happen because NOBODY likes you!

Rumble: You think I care?! I like me-actually I LOVE me! That's all that matters! And I LOVE that championship! I NEED that championship! I would still HAVE IT if it wasn't for you! -he shoves Thunderlane into the turnbuckles- YOU IDIOT! -he turns away in frustration as Thunderlane looks surprised, but he soon comes to terms with how this is going down. He spins Rumble around and nails his own Superkick on him!-

Garble: Oh! Thunderlane couldn't take anymore of his brother's complaining, so he nailed him with a move he's adopted as his own!

-Rumble falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Thunderlane stands on the middle rope, looking out at his brother, who is holding his jaw-

Thunderlane: The only thing that's MY fault is that you just got your teeth kicked down your THROAT! -the crowd cheers as Rumble moans in pain-

Ahuizotl: Maybe that'll stop Rumble from running his mouth…

Garble: I HIGHLY doubt that.

Suri: Well, that is satisfying. And now, we can get back to busines-

*No chance in hell….* -there is even MORE for the fans to cheer about-

Garble: Oh man! Nobody knows business better than the boss himself!

Ahuizotl: He's here to sort out this whole conundrum!

-Mr. Rich walks down the ramp with a purpose as he already has a microphone in his hand-

Mr. Rich: Sorry I'm late everybody, I just wanted to see all that play out, and I must say that I'm intrigued by everything that has happened here…-he stops as he reaches the ring- Bulk, there is no reason for you to NOT want a title match. The Carnage championship is the crown jewel of the men's division, and EVERY man in this sport should wish to hold it. On a normal day, I would tell you that you need to give me at least a FEW impressive months before I even THINK about giving you a title shot, given your track record...but I'm in a bad mood today, and Rumble's comments only made my mood even MORE sour...nobody gets to choose who fights for the Carnage championship except YOU? Do you forget who's in charge here, buddy? Regardless of what OTHER people may think, it's ME! And I say that at the Royal Rumble, we need to shake things up a bit! -the crowd cheers- Tonight, Giz and Bulk...I WILL give you the opportunity that you both want, because you're going to be going ONE ON ONE with each other! -the crowd hollers in excitement-

Garble: Oh yeah! That's HUGE!

Mr. Rich: And Bulk, if you win, I will add you to the Carnage championship match, making it a TRIPLE THREAT! -more cheers and Rumble is trying to voice his frustrations- SAVE IT, RUMBLE! And since you and your brother seem to be having a falling out, I figure there's no better time than for you to settle this in the ring. -cheers- And if I recall, Thunderlane beat Giz on his first night here, which is practically like beating the champion. He's also the very first World Brawler's champion. That seems like a good enough reason as any to add the stipulation that if Thunderlane beats you, Rumble, I'll add him to the match, and make it a FATAL FOUR WAY! -more cheers-

Garble: This is like Christmas morning for these guys!

Ahuizotl: It doesn't get any simpler than that for Bulk Biceps and Thunderlane. Win, and you're IN!

-Tears begin streaming down Rumble's face as Thunderlane is ecstatic. He exits the ring approaches Mr. Rich with his arms stretched out-

Mr. Rich: If you attempt to hug me, you can forget it! Also, you'll be fired…

-Thunderlane puts his hands up in a "no thanks" way and walks past Mr. Rich, which he nods at-

Mr. Rich: Good...Rumble, get the hell out of here, because Bulk vs Rumble is happening RIGHT NOW! -there are tons of cheers as Mr. Rich walks backstage-

Garble: The Royal Rumble could get a little bit more interesting by the end of next week, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: You're telling me! Two matches, and two INCREDIBLE chances for Thunderlane and Bulk Biceps to possibly become the next Carnage champion! Bulk Biceps vs Giz Hero, and a match that will settle a sudden grudge between two brothers!

Garble: It's sink or swim time for Bulk and Thunderlane...will they rise to the occasion? We'll answer that question for at least Bulk Biceps NEXT on Lunacy!

-Rumble slowly crawls to the back, weeping as Suri whispers strategy to Bulk-

-Immediately after coming back from break, the referee signals for the bell, as the match begins with Giz running at Bulk and pressing him into the corner with punches to the gut-

Garble: And here...we...GO! Giz has been waiting to get his hands on Bulk Biceps since his attack last night, and Bulk wants his hands on the Carnage championship, so let's do this!

Match 3: Bulk Biceps w/ Suri Poloman vs Giz Hero w/ Flitter

Ahuizotl: Flitter at ringside, supporting her boyfriend as he heads into his first big test as champion!

-Bulk grabs Giz's arm and takes him down to the mat. He pounds on his head before Giz gets to his feet, and then Bulk begins punching him in the stomach-

Ahuizotl: There will not be a dull moment in this match, I assure you!

Garble: If the early moments of the match is any indication, you're gonna be ri-WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! -Bulk lifts Giz onto his shoulders as the crowd pops-

Ahuizotl: Bulk's got him up! BULK'S GOT HIM UP!

Suri: PLANT HIM! PLANT HIM!

Garble: CENTER OF THE RING! -Bulk spins Giz into the air as he drops to the canvas- F5 HE GOT HIM! F5 HE GOT HIM!

Ahuizotl: JUST LIKE THAT IT'S OVER! -The crowd is cheering their nuts off as Bulk turns Giz onto his back and hooks his leg- Bulk Biceps...into the cover!

Garble: He's going to the Royal Rumble! -The crowd counts along as Giz kicks out at 2 roughly-

Ahuizotl: And giz powers out! Oh my...oh my GOD!

Garble: That was the most INTENSE opening to a match I have ever seen! We're not even 30 seconds into this thing, and Bulk already had us on the edge of our seats!

Ahuizotl: Bulk is shocked, Suri's shocked, I'M shocked! EVERYONE'S SHOCKED!

-Bulk looks over his shoulder as Giz rolls over onto his stomach and gives a little smile-

Garble: Bulk knows he's in control...in the first 30 seconds of this match, he has done more to impress this capacity crowd than in the past 5 months of his career. INCREDIBLE.

-Suri also grins at Bulk, as she knows her client has Giz where he wants him. We get a shot of the worried Flitter, as she walks over to her boyfriend-

Flitter: Come on, Giz! GET UP! Be the champion I KNOW you are!

Suri: You want to get him KILLED, sweetheart? His best bet is to stay down! STAY DOWN and live to fight another day!

Garble: If this is the new Bulk Biceps, than Suri might be right...Giz may just want to bow out of this match…

Ahuizotl: Yeah, but we know he isn't going to do that. He's come too far to just GIVE UP.

-5 minutes later-

-Bulk has Giz on his stomach on the mat as he begins driving his knees into the stomach, each strike sending off a cry from deep within Giz's throat-

Ahuizotl: This is becoming hard to watch...Giz has hardly had ANY offense in this contest, and now these VICIOUS, BRUTAL knees are being driven right into his abdomen!

Garble: It's quite clear that Bulk doesn't care how much harm he inflicts on Giz. He just wants in on this match between he and Rumble!

Ahuizotl: All he has to do is win this match, and at this point, it seems like a foregone conclusion that we're just minutes away from seeing that...Giz is hurting bad…

Suri: Good, Bulk! Good! IF HE CAN'T BREATH, HE CAN'T FIGHT! Keep at it!

Garble: Suri is right. Giz could be a few knees away from passing out…

-By the time Bulk strikes with what is the 14th knee, Giz and coughing violently and holding his ribs. Bulk circles around him like a wolf about to finish off a bunny with a sprained paw-

Ahuizotl: This is not good, not good at all….the crowd is nearly in a whisper at this point…

-4 minutes later-

-After a flurry by Giz, Bulk is preparing to hit him with a German Suplex. He clasps his hands around Giz's injured waist-

Ahuizotl: This could be the nail in the coffin…

-Bulk throws Giz up in the air, but he lands on his feet as he is propelled over his shoulders-

Garble: Giz ain't done yet! Look at that!

-The crowd cheers as Bulk turns around into a fierce Uppercut-

Ahuizotl: Now it's Giz's turn to bring the pain!

-Bulk is stunned for enough time as Giz repeatedly brings his bicep into the jaw of his opponent-

Ahuizotl: The crowd is counting along! 5! 6! 7! 8! UPPERCUTS GALORE!

Garble: -as Giz continues to uppercut- HE'S NOT STOPPING! HE'S STILL GOING! HE'LL CHOP THIS BIG MAN DOWN TO SIZE!

Suri: COVER UP, BULK! COVER UUUUUUUUP!

-Sooner or later, Giz has Bulk propped up in the corner. He steps back to the corner diagonal to that one and looks out at the crowd as they cheer him on-

Ahuizotl: Suri's shouting instructions, but it won't save her client from this!

-Giz runs at Bulk and twists himself in air, but Bulk ducks the bicep and wraps his arms around Giz's waist once again-

Garble: SHIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!

Ahuizotl: Giz did all he could, but Bulk shook off the cobwebs!

-Bulk turns around and slams Giz into the mat, yet he does not release his grip-

Garble: MORE?! MORE suplexes?!

-Bulk brings himself and Giz to his feet as he levels him with another German, but he STILL does not let go-

Ahuizotl: Giz countered the first, but I think it only made Bulk more mad!

Garble: How many suplexes can Giz take?! I don't think many more!

-Bulk hits a final German on Giz as he chucks him halfway across the ring. The recoil of the move flips Giz over onto his knees before he falls to his back-

Ahuizotl: OH GEEZ! Giz just got tossed around like a salad!

Garble: And Bulk don't eat no salad to get the strength to do THAT to his opponent….

-Bulk walks around his opponent before looking out to the crowd, which welcome him with a sizable amount of cheers-

Ahuizotl: There is nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing to lose…

-Flitter moves her hair out of her eyes before she begins pounding on the mat in support of her boyfriend, much of the crowd clapping their hands to the beat of the mat-

Garble: I think Bulk may want to finish Giz off...he looks down and out, but the support from Flitter and the crowd is going to fuel him to fire up in a BIG way!

-7 more minutes later-

Garble: Giz put up a good fight, but Bulk Biceps was NOT to be denied here tonight….F5-oh! Giz landed on his feet again!

-Giz is not quite out of this one yet, as he lands a kick into Bulk's ribcage. He yells at the crowd behind him to a multitude of cheers as he springboards off the ropes-

Ahuizotl: One more Uppercut should do it!

-Giz twists himself in mid-air as the crowd prepares themselves for what may be the end of the match. What they don't expect is Bulk to kneel down to avoid the Uppercut AGAIN before he catches Giz on his shoulders-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd is losing their shit- OH! HE PICKED HIM OUT OF THE AIR!

Garble: WHAT?! THIS GUY'S A FREAKING MACHINE!

-Bulk walks around with Giz before looking at the camera and yelling. He plants Giz into the mat-

Ahuizotl: A SECOND F5! BULK DOESN'T LET UP!

Garble: Into the cover! *1…...2….3!* -the bell rings as much of the crowd is screaming- Bulk Biceps, has beaten the Carnage champion!

Ahuizotl: Beaten is an UNDERSTATEMENT….he OBLITERATED Giz Hero!

-Suri enters the ring and so does Flitter. Suri raises one hand of Bulk's as she is overwhelmed as the referee raises the other-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEERRRR...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLK...BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEPS!

Garble: There you have it! There can be NO DOUBT, that Bulk Biceps DESERVES to fight for the Carnage championship...after a STELLAR performance like that!

-Flitter kneels down in front of her boyfriend as she holds his hand against her heart-

Ahuizotl: Bulk was everything Suri said he was in this match...a BEAST, a MACHINE...a freak of NATURE! An F5 in the first 30 seconds, and an UBER-dominant performance throughout the next 18 minutes, one F5 later...Bulk Biceps, puts his name on the MAP.

Garble: Suri Poloman….you are a GENIUS, ma'am! You've got a HELL of an athlete signed to you!

Ahuizotl: She may be managing the Carnage champion by the end of this month! What a night this is for BOTH of them! The outset of their business relationship, and Bulk already has a WIN over the CARNAGE CHAMPION. You CANNOT understate how MONUMENTAL that is!

Garble: He simply came in and MANHANDLED Giz Hero like we've NEVER seen done before!

Ahuizotl: I mean, Giz Hero isn't a nobody anymore...Bulk Biceps just handedly BEAT an established main event caliber superstar, and now he's got the chance of a lifetime, not to be the King of the Ring, but to be the King of the men's division!

Garble: And the King of Carnage! And with this victory, Bulk Biceps is no longer a nobody himself. In fact, I don't see how you could NOT pick him as the favorite heading into what is now a Triple Threat match at The Royal Rumble! Whether Thunderlane gets in or not, all eyes of on Bulk Biceps, just like Suri Poloman said they would be…

Ahuizotl: Suri Poloman definitely hit the jackpot with this signing…

-We head to commercial with Flitter slowly leading Giz out of the ring, the championship still proudly being held in his hand. The crowd gives him strong applause after such a noble performance-

Suri: That's going to be HIS in just under FOUR weeks, so you keep it nice and warm for him!

Crowd: HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO!

-Back from commercial, the camera is positioned in front of the announce table-

Ahuizotl: What you're about to see is an exclusive interview I had the chance to conduct earlier today with Turf and Silver Spoon. I tried to get to the bottom of why exactly these two so heinously attacked their former friend Diamond Tiara after she captured the Crater Chick championship last night at Uprising.

Garble: I'm glad I wasn't assigned that job...those two chicks are nothing but nasty.

Ahuizotl: I did my job to the best of my ability, even if their answers at times agitated me. Let's take a look.

-We cut to a black room where Silver Shill has interviewed The Sword, Rumble, Giz, Flitter, and Cloudchaser. Ahuizotl is sitting in a chair, and Turf and Silver Spoon in side-by-side chairs in front of him-

Ahuizotl: Ladies and gentlemen, this is my first exclusive interview for the EWF, which will be televised on Lunacy. I have the privilege of getting to ask these women, Turf and Silver Spoon, the questions on everyone's mind. Welcome, ladies.

Turf: -she shakes her head and chuckles- Your privilege? Come on...we know exactly what you think of us right now. You're passing judgement on us with every movement we make.

Ahuizotl: Well it...doesn't really matter what I think. It's about getting you two to fess up about why you did what you did to Diamond Tiara.

Turf: Fess up? Ha...we ain't hiding nothing. We'll tell you whatever you want to hear.

Ahuizotl: I'd just like to say first of all, you look uncharacteristically calm tonight, Turf. That's not like you.

Turf: Yeah I'm usually pretty mouthy, aren't I? We're usually surrounded about those morons in the Asylum, always catcalling us and threatening us. Freaks...I'm cool right now, though….nothing to get mad about, unless you ask some stupid questions.

Silver Spoon: Yeah, don't waste our time here, okay?!

Ahuizotl: I'll try not to….uh, Turf? Could your usual...bombastic persona be you just trying to impress Diamond? I can only assume she taught you to be as obnoxious as possible.

Turf: You know you've just about got me figured out. Yup. When me and Silver Spoon met Diamond, she told us who we were wasn't gonna cut it. If we wanted to roll with her, we had to look and talk the part. So I decided the perfect way to piss people off, while possibly intimidating others, was mocking them with a loud voice, and a wide assortment of insults. It's worked for so long, and I've been DOING IT for so long, that I've grown to love it. It makes me feel powerful knowing I can capture the attention of an entire arena of people just by opening my mouth.

Silver Spoon: And Diamond told me not to talk too much, but when I do, I just kind of agree with everybody.

Turf: But I ain't Diamond, 'Spoon, so you feel free to say whatever you want, WHENEVER you want.

Silver: -she giggles- Alright!

Ahuizotl: Just so I can get some backstory before we lead up to last night, how did you girls meet Diamond Tiara?

Turf: It was 3rd grade. Me and Silver Spoon were kind of outcasts in the classroom. Loneyville is too small of a town to run any huge businesses, but my dad sold Surfboard equipment in Manhattan.

Silver: And my mom sold imported kitchenware in Canterlot.

Turf: So we were pretty stacked. But we weren't pampered or spoiled. We lived in a big house, but we didn't have any butlers. One of our parents was always home to take care of us. I didn't have these trippy sunglasses, or this bling, and my hair used to be in a ponytail, not all poofed up like it is now. Even though we acted like normal kids, all of our classmates KNEW we were rich, so they figured we were huge snobs.

Silver: In reality, we really just wanted to be friends with everybody.

Turf: After a while, we just gave up trying to be friendly to everybody. We didn't become bullies. We just hung out by ourselves.

Silver: And then coincidentally, an ACTUAL snob moves into town...and THAT would be Diamond Tiara.

Turf: Gosh she was so rude...we never stood up to her, though. We were scared of her. Even when we saw her bullying Scootaloo and her friends, we never tried to stop her, because we didn't want to get on DT's bad side.

Silver Spoon: One day, she followed us-or I guess the more appropriate term would be STALKED us to my house, because me and Turf were going to have a sleepover.

Turf: It was supposed to be a fun night, but it didn't go as planned. Diamond saw how big Silver's house was, and seemed visibly impressed. Of course she had to make a wise crack about how much bigger her house was, though…-she rolls her eyes-

Silver: This was only a week after Diamond had moved to Loneyville, so she didn't know that me and Turf were loaded like everyone else did. I guess this made her believe we were meant to be friends or something. So she basically crashed our slumber party and forced us to spend the night with her.

Turf: We were so scared of her that we didn't even have the guts to say no. At the sleepover, she pretty much convinced us that our personalities didn't match our lifestyle. She told us we needed to be more confident, and follow her lead. Again, we did so because we couldn't really say no. She would've just been harder on us.

Silver: Well, we also thought about it, and every time we saw Diamond, no matter where it was, she walked with such a purpose. And we were walking on eggshells, so it was time for a change.

Turf: Mhm. The next day, she had her personal escort take us all shopping. She actually bought us new clothes, and got me a new perm, the whole nine yards.

Silver: It made us think she was a lot nicer than she seemed, but as she told us, it wasn't to be charitable. She called it an improvement. She wanted us to fit the part.

Turf: She also told us this was our chance to get back at all those people who misinterpreted us. They thought we were jerks, so it was time to BE jerks. We ate all this stuff up. Her words were like CANDY to us.

Silver: When Diamond wasn't around, we called her the master manipulator. It certainly fit.

Turf: Suffice to say, despite Diamond's teaching, we didn't pick up on the art of bullying for quite a while. If we messed up, Diamond would yell at us, and let us know we weren't doing very good.

Silver: But even if our tactics sucked, all the kids still ran away crying, or gave us what we were looking for simply because Diamond was with us.

Turf: After a while, though, Diamond wouldn't accompany us. She would literally see a kid who looked weak enough walking down the street, pushed us towards him, and told us to "make him sorry he ever took the shortcut back from the supermarket." It didn't take long before our personalities gelled, and we began making our rounds around Loneyville, intimidating every kid we could.

Silver: Some gave us money, even though we didn't need it. We would use it to go to Sugarcube Corner and buy a few malts, and Diamond would praise us on a job well done. She spoiled us pretty well. It made us feel special, but at the same time it inflated our egos, which was good for her, and us, and bad for everyone else.

Turf: A few times, some little boys peed their pants thanks to me. Soon, it was becoming a competition between Silver and I over who could scare these kids more.

Silver: Yeah, and Turf always won. She had her bitchy nature down to a tee, while I was always behind a little. Regardless, Diamond treated me and her no different. We were both equals.

Ahuizotl: You girls went everywhere together, then?

Turf: Definitely! We were INSEPARABLE. That's why when Diamond came to the EWF, we went with her, with one goal: To terrorize as many people as possible. I mean, this was our chance to literally get PAID to be exactly who we were.

Ahuizotl: So, it's safe to say that without Diamond Tiara...you two would not be here right now?

Silver: -looking at Turf- Pretty much. But we think that without US, Diamond Tiara wouldn't be here either.

Turf: Well, correction. She WOULD'VE been here, but by this time, no. We wouldn't be there to watch her back. She'd pick a fight with Scootaloo, and Maud and Berry Punch would come running, and she'd have nobody to turn to. She'd crumble.

Ahuizotl: Fair point.

Silver: But we did go with her. To watch her back, to get more money, be famous, win championships, ALL that! Be there for her when the going got tough.

Turf: Yet here we are today without her...this isn't how it was supposed to work out…we were going to RULE this company, but she had to go and soul search…

Ahuizotl: That seems about as good a segway as any for me to ask the question on everyone's mind. But before I do that, I must know...Turf, you have a pair of jewelry that says "LEGIT" and "BOSS." What did this whole Boss moniker spawn from?

Turf: Diamond had these knuckle accessories pre-made for me one day. She once told me that I am the master of my own destiny. That I am my own boss. It's up to me to take what I want in life. I pretty much live by that at this point, especially now that she isn't around. It is ironic, though, that she told me I need to build myself around "self-success," yet she was the boss of me and Silver all along.

Ahuizotl: Alright then. With that in mind, we flashback to last month. It's the night after Frontline, where Scootaloo defeated your former friend, going so far as to make her say "I Quit." The next night, she addressed her loss in the most unimaginable of ways. -Turf groans as she knows what is coming next- She called out both her's and your most fierce rival, and apologized to her. She then destroyed her tiara, and began a crusade to make it up to everyone who she had ever wronged. What were you girls feeling as this was going on?

Turf: Holy fuck...after her match with Scootaloo, we thought we were going to dust ourselves off, maybe go away for a few weeks, then come back and continue to be the baddest bitches in the land, like we always were, and look good doing it.

Silver: But instead….yeah, Diamond did...THAT. How are we even SUPPOSED to feel about that? Diamond gave us a personality, she gave us a PURPOSE...all the horrible, yet senseful things she taught us about life...all the great lectures about being confident in yourself and making everyone see how special you really were, all the great times we had together...yet here she is on national television, telling the world that she is SORRY.

Ahuizotl: And she never told you she was going to do this, right?

Turf: Hell no! We had no clue! We thought it was weird that she wanted to go out to the ring by herself, but we figured she was going to take a little break, and then come back in a few weeks, bitchier than ever. She said the complete OPPOSITE, though...we also had a tag team match coming up, for the titles no less, but we still watched it backstage, and with every sentence she said, we were FUMING more and more.

Silver: There simply aren't enough words to describe what we were feeling when she was out there. We both wanted to rush the ring and knock some sense into her.

Turf: At some points, we thought she would pulls us back to reality and knock Scootaloo's head off with her microphone, or with the steel chair. But she never did that, she just apologizing, and crying….and then she DESTROYED the tiara her mother gave her...that was so precious to her...she spoke the world of it whenever she could. It made her unique, it made her stand out, and it reminded her of her mom. One week, she cherishes it, and the next, she's acting like it brainwashed her, corrupted her even...it was all too much to take it.

Ahuizotl: Did you say anything to her when she got backstage?

Silver: No way, we couldn't. We couldn't even prepare for our match, but we figured that was as good a time as any for her to drop that atomic bomb on us.

Turf: Yeah, we were going to take our frustrations out on Lightning Dust and Fluttershy, and TRUST ME, if it weren't for The Sword showing up, we WOULD be the Chick Combo champions right now. That was the ONLY redeeming thing about Diamond's whole spiel that night.

Silver: We literally didn't talk to her all that week, unless it was through texts. For the first time ever, she decided to go to a concert with Maud and Scootaloo rather than hang out with us. We couldn't hang out with her anyway. It would've been WAY too awkward…

Ahuizotl: Throughout the month, it seemed like there was a bit of foreshadowing for what was to come. At one point, Turf, you pulled Silver Spoon away just before a conversation with Diamond barely got underway.

Turf: I couldn't be around her even STILL at that point. The next week I decided it was time to stopped running, because me and Silver knew that in 6 nights, there would be no running from Diamond. -she and Silver smirk-

Ahuizotl: Oh, so your attack on Diamond wasn't a spur of the moment decision?

Turf: Oh no. We had been planning it out all through the month, since she had her speech the night after Frontline. Whether she won the title at Uprising or not, we were going to kick her ass!

Silver: That's why we opted to be at ringside, to lure her into thoughts that everything between us was okay, but when you make such a drastic change to your attitude and life like that, without even CONSULTING your greatest friends, we know nothing will ever be the same again.

Ahuizotl: Which brings us to Uprising. Diamond Tiara is crowned the Crater Chick champion in an exhilarating contest. Afterwards, you both "celebrate" with her, yet you have evil intentions in mind at that same time. I saw some of the signs of what was to come next, but I didn't see it coming on that night.

Turf: Ha! We got yoooooouuuuuu!

Ahuizotl: You did. You really did.

Turf: No worries, we got a LOT of people.

Silver: Nobody was more surprised than Diamond, though. -she giggles-

Ahuizotl: Well, I think I can pretty well fit the pieces together here, but for those who don't quite understand, can you girls explain exactly WHY you turned on Diamond Tiara like you did last night? Why would you leave the woman who brought you into this company, give you an IDENTITY as you said, and brought you up to walk in her footsteps?

Turf: Sure, sure. For all those slowpokes out there, we'll let you know. The reason we laid out Diamond Tiara after the biggest victory of her life, is because she abandoned every single thing she ever taught us in the blink of an eye. She got beat...for the first time in her life, Diamond didn't get what she wanted. Scootaloo embarrassed her, and it humbled her. So took all that night to think everything over, and she came to the conclusion that she was living a lie. As her oldest friends, we SHOULD be there for her, right? We should talk it out and comfort her, but she hid everything from us.

Ahuizotl: Are you saying that if Diamond took the time to let you girls know what she was going to do, things would've turned out differently?

Silver: I mean, who's to say? Maybe we would've went out there on Lunacy and poured our hearts out as well. The truth is, when Diamond lost, WE were defeated too, because Scootaloo and her friends finally got the edge on us. We used to be FEARED. Kids would line up just to pay us compliments, but we didn't have that same aura anymore. Maybe it WAS time for a chance…

Turf: Yeah, perhaps we would've befriended everybody. Maybe not at once, but over time, perhaps our attitudes would've sweetened up, and we could've been what we were before. But all we were before meeting Diamond was ignored. Everyone thought we were something that we weren't, so Diamond made us meet all their expectations. On that night month, we felt disrespected, and abandoned. When we tried to be ourselves, nobody would play with us. And now, 10 years later, when we try to exploit ourselves, and be something that we aren't, people STILL won't play with us...we just can't fucking win.

Silver: It still boggles my mind to this day that the RINGLEADER, the NASTIEST, the BITCHIEST out of all of us is the one who makes a change of herself. I mean, WHAT?! I will never understand how that's even possible…

Turf: Diamond took us under her wing. She taught us to stand out, she taught us to attract attention, to be confident in ourselves, to make a statement whenever we could, to command RESPECT, and with her by our side, and thanks to all of her praise and her dedication in making us into something, we accomplished ALL of that.

Silver: Diamond MADE US. We understand that. How could we NOT? We also appreciate it. We wouldn't be the strong women that we are today without her. We would've never won the Chick Combo championships. We basically owe EVERYTHING to her!

Turf: But then she WASTES all the precious time she spent on us….ONE loss. ONE LOSS! We could've bounced right and still RAN this show like we were meant to, but she threw it all away...we could've been the biggest thing ever, even if she DID tell us about her wanting to turn to a new page in her life. But no, she decided to share this moment with EVERYBODY; the fans, her enemies...but not her friends, the two people who no matter what she did, supported her and respected her more than anybody. Nah, let's just forget about them.

Silver: Instead, she comes to us AFTER she does the deed and tries to convince us to make FRIENDS with everybody! Um, NOOOOOO? You're telling us that after the all the years, all the people we've bullied, all the tears we've caused, that we should give that all up just because you're too greedy to keep a damn good thing going? FUCK THAT!

Turf: Why in the HELL would you think we would leave everything behind that YOU taught us, just to enjoy YOUR desires? You selfish BITCH! It's not that fucking easy! You taught us how to talk, how to dress, and how to antagonize, and then years down the road, you expect us to forget these customs?! You think we can just flip a switch, or snap our fingers and be perfect little angels? Well we CAN'T! "All these other losers aren't worthy of your time" she would say. She would preach it to us again and again and again. This woman practically BRAINWASHED us to think like she did, and she just expects us to act like our OLD selves? Go back to our thought process BEFORE we met you? WHAT?!

Silver: We thought she knew what she was talking about. She always seemed so intelligent, but now we realize just how stupid she really is. You CANNOT for so long dedicate your life to being one thing, and then in a flash, act like it was all just a dream. We have no idea how it was so easy for her, but we are NOT her. And we don't WANT to be Diamond Tiara! We LOVE who we are, and even if we didn't, it's ALL we know…

Turf: Diamond created this problem HERSELF. What happened last night is ALL on her. She's always told us, "watch out for those goody two shoes! The teacher's pets, the suckups. All those losers who have to be good to others just so they can feel good about themselves." And now, years later, Diamond IS a goody two shoes herself. Those worthless fans are the teachers, and SHE is the pet, wagging her tail and barking on command. She sucks up to them because she's trying to erase whatever remnants there are of her past bitchy self.

Silver: Diamond has become what she DESPISED growing up. Well guess he else despises those types of people? US, and it's because of her. Therefore, we DESPISE Diamond Tiara. We despise her for leaving her best friends in the dark, and we despise her what she's BECOME.

Turf: But there is one thing that we will always thank her for, and that's for making us the cold, unforgiving, and ruthless bitches that we are! We never thought it would come this, but if Diamond Tiara wants us to be mean, and nasty, and cruel, then we'll do it! We'll be the bitches she's always wanted us to be, but I bet she never thought our bad intentions would be directed towards HER for once.

Silver: Let us know how it feels, Diamond...tell us how it FEELS to be victimized. To be the one GETTING bullied for once...you deserve it, you little cunt. And if anybody tries to step in to help you, we'll make sure they regret it for the rest of their life!

Turf: Because we're no longer being held DOWN by you, Diamond. We can do whatever the fuck we want! We're going to tear shit up, we're going to leave you contemplating all the wrong choices you've made in the past month! We might not stop at simply hurting you...before long, maybe that Crater Chick championship of yours, will belong to somebody who will stop at NOTHING to hold onto it any costs. To somebody who doesn't give a SHIT about making friends, or getting little kids to smile, or gaining the appreciation of those fat sweathogs. To somebody who LIVES to make people's lives absolute HELL. That could be me, or it could be Silver Spoon. -she shrugs- Either way, it'll finally be in good hands. -they both look at Ahuizotl-

Ahuizotl: Wow….well, thank you girls for being here-

Turf: -as she and Silver begin standing up- Yeah yeah yeah yeah, cut the cameras and cut the bullshit. We've got an appointment at the spa in 20 minutes. -As she walks by Ahuizotl, she lightly pushes his head with her hand. Silver Spoon is behind her, flashing the "loser" hand sign right in Ahuizotl's face as she walks out the door- We're about to be on FLEEEEEEK! -the door closes as we hear the incessant laughing of the two-

Cameraman: Oh man...I'm sorry you had to be here today, 'Zotl…

Ahuizotl: Yeah, you're telling me…-he looks at the door behind them- I could live for the rest of my life without having to deal with THAT again… -the feed cuts off at that-

Garble: Haha! Even Troy the camera guy doesn't envy you, 'Zotl, and his job SUCKS!

Ahuizotl: Those girls certainly are focused on their goals, I'll give them that.

Garble: Well, I'm being told that next week, the NEW Crater Chick champion, Diamond Tiara will be here LIVE on Lunacy to address the severe beatdown she was given at the hands of Turf and Silver Spoon.

Ahuizotl: We could even see her go back to her old roots. I imagine she is PISSED, especially after hearing that scathing interview just a few moments ago.

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -the crowd begins booing heavily-

Garble: Speaking of scathing, what about everything this woman said to kick off the show?

Madden: The following, is a FIRST ROUND MATCH, in the Queen..of the SCEEEEENE TOURNAMEEEENT! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring, by Shiniiing Armor...and Sunseeeeeet Shimmer! From Crystalville! Weighing in at 128 POOOOUNDS...CAAAADAAAAAANCEEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: Oh yes. I was annoyed by everything Turf and Silver Spoon were saying, but it's safe to say that neither of them elicited as negative a response as Cadance did with her BOMBSHELL to start the show tonight.

Garble: She insulted the crowd, Twilight, hell, even HERSELF, saying she isn't HALF the woman that Sunset is…and now that same woman has a chance to become Queen of the Scene, which is definitely NOT something I want!

-Cadance walks down to the ramp, sneering at the crowd that boos her. She walks with a certain confidence that she never really displayed until now as Sunset and Shining walk behind her, kissing each other-

Ahuizotl: I do not want it either. Her sudden attitude change does not sit well with me.

Garble: I personally find it sickening! We still have hope in Twilight. It's not a small glimmer of hope, either. Twilight is a former Eternal Women's champion, and she's PISSED OFF and looking to take all of Cadance's hope in this tournament away after she cost her the chance to be champ for a SECOND time last night.

Ahuizotl: Cadance knows Twilight is furious at her, and that's why she brought the champ herself, and Twilight's own brother out here.

Garble: I had been wondering what Shining thought about all of this, but he's out here with Sunset and the woman he left to be with her, so he must support it.

-Cadance enters the ring as a chorus of boos follow her around the ring. Shining and Sunset mock the fans for their efforts as Cadance removes her black leather jacket-

*A hundred thousand stories, have filled my head…* -cheers suddenly fill up the Asylum-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOUNDS...TWIIIIIILIIIIIIIGHT...SPAAAAAAAARKLLLLLLEEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: After 2 first round matches of the King of the Ring tournament, the other 2 which will air next week, we now get our first sample of the Queen of the Scene tournament, and what a match to kick it off with!

Garble: Oh it's certainly a BLOCKBUSTER. Just last night, I would've NEVER thought this match would happen...well, not other these circumstances at least. Maybe these girls would still be friends when it occurred, but no! They're now sworn enemies after Cadance blasted Twilight with a lead pipe just moments before she was likely about to capture the Eternal Women's championship. I still can't believe that actually happened, 'Zotl…

Ahuizotl: It's certainly a shock to the system, but nobody felt as betrayed as Twilight herself did. Cadance was a woman who gave her brother EIGHT YEARS of her life, yet she never actually liked Twilight anyway. Imagine what was going through Twilight's head as she heard everyone Cadance had to say about her…

Garble: I can't believe Cadance was able to hold those feelings in for all these years. You know me, 'Zotl, I speak my mind no matter WHAT the situation is!

Ahuizotl: Being outspoken comes with the job of being a commentator, I'm the same way, except perhaps a little more calm than you.

Garble: -laughs- Okay, Mr. Settingyourheadsetontheannouncetable.

Ahuizotl: Oh yeah...well, no matter. It seems, with a little touch of Sunset, Cadance isn't the sweet girl we once knew her as. She doesn't care WHO gets ticked off with what she says. She's now all about satisfying her...needs.

Garble: Well, Cadance will need a good rubdown from her new…"friend" Sunset, because Twilight isn't going to satisfy ANYTHING in this match except her own desire to get her hands on Cadance!

-Twilight slaps hands with the fans in the front row, but she continues to look at the ring with such an intense look on her face. She slowly enters the ring as Cadance mockingly waves at her-

-Before the referee calls for the bell…-

*No chance in hell….* -the crowd erupts in cheers-

Garble: Oh yeah! I'll never get tired of this!

Ahuizotl: Mr. Rich! This'll be the THIRD TIME he makes his mark on this broadcast!

-Cadance heavily groans as Shining and Sunset question why the boss is coming back out here-

Mr. Rich: -walking back out on stage with a microphone- Don't mind me, don't mind me! Just making my rounds as usual!

Cadance: GET OUT OF HERE!

Crowd: FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH!

Mr. Rich: -he touches his heart with his hand as he looks out into the crowd- Oh...I appreciate that, you guys. And you'll appreciate THIS-and I'm not doing it to make them happy, even though I DO enjoy it when the EWF fans are happy! -cheers- No, I mean...I don't know...this match seems a little cluttered...especially at ringside. Sunset? Shining you two enjoying the view you have? -they don't answer- I'm sure you are. Well, uh, I don't know...for some reason, I'd feel a little bit more at ease if you two were backstage, as FAR away from this match as possible! -the crowd cheers as Sunset and Shining begin shaking their heads frantically- YOU GUYS LIKE THAT?! -the crowd cheers-

Garble: WE LOVE IT! MAKE IT HAPPEN, SIR!

Cadance: I HATE IT! THAT'S A STUPID IDEA!

Mr. Rich: Well it doesn't matter what YOU think, sweetie! I told you, that I was taking my show BACK. You think you can all come out to the ring whenever you feel like?! I don't give a damn if you're all have sex together or not! Get your asses AWAY FROM MY RING! -so many cheers- AND IF I CATCH SIGHT OF EITHER OF YOU, OR ANYBODY INTERFERING IN THIS MATCH, YOU. WILL. BE. FIRED! -cheers galore-

Ahuizotl: There you go, Mr. Rich!

Garble: Yeah, we don't need them out here! This is Twilight's time to exact revenge! She needs a good chance to do that!

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

-Sunset and Shining hesitantly begin walking backstage as Cadance begins to re-envision the scenario-

Ahuizotl: There is no doubt those two were going to get involved in this all-important match in SOME capacity, but thanks to Mr. Rich, there's plot has been thwarted!

Crowd: NANANAAAANA! NANANAAAANA! HEY, HEY, HEY...GOOOOOODBYYYYEEE! NANANAAAANA! NANANAAAANA! HEY, HEY, HEY...GOOOOOODBYYYYEEE!

Garble: And now they're being serenaded by the Lunacy fans! This is so great!

-Twilight waves goodbye to Sunset and her brother, but she is struck in the back of the head with Cadance's dreaded lead pipe. She bounces against the ropes before collapsing to the mat, the sing-song voices of the crowd quickly being replaced with boos-

Garble: TWILIGHT NO! DAMMIT! CADANCE BLINDSIDED HER BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED!

Ahuizotl: It's like she KNEW Mr. Rich could possibly come down here, so she hid the lead pipe in her trunks in case of an emergency!

Garble: Twilight's dealing with a completely different Cadance here...a methodical, cold-blooded, CEREBRAL Cadance from who she once knew…

-The referee immediately begins checking on Cadance, forcing her to get back. Cadance begins walking around the ring, whistling as she twirls the pipe around in her hand, like a police officer with a nightstick on neighborhood watch-

Garble: This is all such a joke to Cadance...who would want someone like THAT representing their company as Queen?!

Ahuizotl: Well, we're probably the only company that has a tournament to crown a Queen, but I see your point. The answer is NOBODY, but if Twilight can't compete, there's a higher chance we may get just that after all…

Referee: Twilight! Are you okay?!

-Twilight doesn't answer at first as she looks around the ring-

Cadance: You'd better just declare me the winner! If she gets up, if she competes, I'll make sure she NEVER gets up again! And it'll be on YOU!

Referee: WOULD YOU JUST PIPE DOWN FOR A MINUTE?! -Cadance smirks as she taunts the crowd-

Garble: Come on Twilight! You've gotta fight!

Ahuizotl: But is it smart, though?!

Garble: Look at the beating she sustained at the hands of Sunset last night, yet she kept pressing on! She can do this!

Ahuizotl: Yes, but perhaps the reason she's having such a hard time is BECAUSE of that same beating.

Garble: You...you might be right...shit!

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

Cadance: Keep it coming! Like I said, your cheers don't MATTER! She can't win!

Garble: She CAN win! SHE CAN!

-Twilight slowly stumbles to her feet, putting her fists up as the crowd cheers-

Referee: Twilight...you're ready?

-Twilight nods as she looks at Cadance with antipathy-

Cadance: Ha! SO WHAT?! I'll just knock her down HARDER! -she runs at Twilight, swinging the lead pipe, but Twilight miraculously ducks-

Ahuizotl: Cadance misses!

-The referee rings the bell as Twilight rolls up Cadance-

Match 4: Queen of the Scene, First Round - Cadance vs Twilight Sparkle

Garble: TWILIGHT COULD HAVE IT RIGHT HERE! *1…...2….* NOOOO! Cadance kicks out, dammit!

Ahuizotl: The referee's gotta get that pipe out of the ring!

Garble: Cadance is a lot more messed up than we thought if she uses it! She'd lose!

-Cadance quickly throws the pipe out of the ring as Twilight tackles her to the mat with punch after punch-

Garble: You can hear the screams of Cadance as she is getting MAULED by Twilight!

-Cadance, rather than block the punches, decides the reach forward and tug on the ropes. She soon squeezes herself out of the ring, kicking Twilight away from her as she falls to the ground. Twilight wastes no time in pursuing her as she exits the ring herself. Cadance tries to escape through the timekeeper's area, but Twilight grabs ahold of her boot before she does so. Cadance is then pulled back onto the floor-

Ahuizotl: Twilight's got her again!

Garble: They might not want to spend too much time on the outside! The referee's up to a 4 count already!

-Twilight has Cadance on the floor by her feet until Cadance pushes Twilight away, which sends Twilight into the ring post head first. Twilight falls to her knees in pain as Cadance scurries back into the ring-

Garble: Oh THE IMPACT! The back of Twilight's head just RAMMED into the ring post!

Ahuizotl: Whenever someone's body tries to butt heads with solid steel, steel will ALWAYS win…

Cadance: COUNT FASTER! -she is sitting in the ring as Twilight slowly stirs to her feet-

Ahuizotl: A count of 7! Twilight's got to get back in there!

Garble: If you think Cadance won't take the cheap victory, you think too highly of her! The old Cadance wouldn't, but this new cowardly version of her certainly would!

Referee: 9!...-Twilight BARELY slides in under the bottom rope as the fans cheer her on, but Cadance is yelling-

Ahuizotl: Cadance can throw a fit all she wants! Twilight is still in this!

Cadance: -approaching Twilight, grabbing a head full of her hair and looking at the referee- YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR J-Twilight surprises Cadance with a small package-

Garble: SHE'S GOT HER! *1….2….* OHHHH LORD HAVE MERCY! Cadance just about cost herself this match!

Ahuizotl: Or at least her mouth did. The mouth she has used to spew out so much garbage tonight…

-Twilight gets to her feet, but unfortunately for her, Cadance was already waiting. She shoves her backwards into the top turnbuckle. Twilight falls to the mat on her side as Cadance laughs-

Garble: 'Zotl...Twilight's head might not be able to stabilize her if it sustains anymore trauma…

Ahuizotl: Twilight's been wobbly on her feet since Cadance smacked her with that lead pipe...it was an excellent strategy. It could be the final nail in this match, which has barely even started.

-8 minutes later-

-Twilight has received little bouts of momentum and offense during this match, but after that blow to the head before it, she's been pretty silent-

Ahuizotl: And look at the audacity of Cadance, kicking at what HAS to be the injured head of Twilight…

Garble: She just hasn't been the same since before this match started, and Cadance certainly isn't making it any better…

Cadance: -as she continues to kick at Twilight- What's the matter, Twily? You got a boo-boo? You want me to go get Shining so he can fix it-oops! My bad! -she gets down on her knees, holding onto Twilight's face as she laughs- He doesn't love you anymore! -she laughs some more- Awwww... you gonna cr-Twilight fires back with a punch to Cadance's jaw-

Garble: Cadance shouldn't have done that! Twilight will fight her with every last breath in her BODY!

Ahuizotl: The last thing Twilight needs is a reminder of her scumbag brother…

Garble: Maybe she'll punch Cadance so hard her jaw encloses on itself!

-Cadance holds her jaw as Twilight gets to her feet. Cadance turns around and is met with a dropkick from Twilight. She then runs off the ropes and jumps in the air. Grabbing onto Cadance's head, she whirls herself over the ropes and brings Cadance's neck down onto the top rope-

Garble: Hurt or not, Twilight's gonna give it all she's got!

-Twilight quickly ascends the top rope. She turns herself around and leaps off, knocking Cadance back down to the mat with a Moonsault accompanies by a pin-

*1…..2….-Cadance kicks out, much to the dismay of the fans-

Ahuizotl: Despite turning so many people's stomachs today, we can't discount the fact that Cadance is a 2 time Crater Chick champion. Twilight is going to need to do a lot more if she wants to move on in the tournament!

-3 minutes later-

-Twilight sets Cadance up for the Take A Note, but Cadance wriggles out of it and nails her with a neckbreaker-

Garble: That could be the finishing blow! Twilight may not recover from that, but I TRULY hope she does….please!

-Cadance transitions quickly, wrapping her legs around Twilight's neck. She begins squeezing excruciatingly hard, grinning all the while as Twilight struggles to escape, but she's in the middle of the ring, way too far away to reach any of the ropes-

Ahuizotl: Rather than go for a pin, Cadance opted to add more punishment to Twilight's night. This doesn't target her head, but it could very soon cause Twilight to pass out, which is the last she wants…

Garble: And the last thing WE all want, too! Punch her legs, Twilight! ANYTHING!

Referee: Do you want to give up, Twilight?! -Twilight refuses, continuing to attempt to escape. Cadance adds more pressure by bringing her back up off of the canvas and levitating it in the air-

Cadance: You like them thighs, Twily?! Haha!

Garble: She continues to mock Twilight...this is getting ridiculous!

Ahuizotl: As long as she's in control, she can do anything she'd like, and nobody can do anything to stop her.

-Twilight brings the point of her elbow into Cadance's legs, which causes her to change her strategy. Cadance gets to her feet, her legs still around Twilight's head. She turns around and begins driving Twilight's head into the mat, placing her hands on the mat out to the side-

Ahuizotl: Look at this! How innovative!

Garble: Twilight's head, repeatedly being slammed into the mat! I hereby dub that offense, the Scissors Stomp, because-

Ahuizotl: EH EH EH! We know why, we know why! No need to explain it…

Garble: Awww, but explaining it's the best part.

-Cadance continues to bash Twilight's head into the mat for a good half minute. She decides that should be enough, so she returns to her previous spot on the mat, her legs around Twilight's head-

Ahuizotl: Before Cadance executed the...Scissors Stomp, Twilight was anxiously trying to escape the hold. But now, half a minute later, Twilight has gone limp…

Garble: She hasn't moved an inch...this isn't good…

Cadance: ASK HER! ASK HER, DAMMIT!

Referee: Twilight! Are you gonna give up? -no response. The referee stands up, watching Twilight for about another half minute-

Garble: Come on, ref! You've gotta make a judgement call, man! She could be choked to death here!

Ahuizotl: Twilight's skin color is purple, therefore we can't tell if she's getting more purple. You're right, the referee needs to make a decision, and FAST!

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

-The referee visibly looks torn, but he ultimately turns around and solemnly calls for the bell-

Garble: It's over...Cadance is moving on to the second round…

Ahuizotl: Twilight stayed in there for as long as she could, but once Cadance wrapped her legs around her neck, there was no escape.

-Cadance happily releases the hold with a grin as the crowd sends enough boos upon her to last a lifetime-

Madden: Here is your winner...Caaaadaaance!

Garble: This is not how I thought this would be going down...I seriously wonder if Twilight would've lost this match if she had her attention on Cadance before the match began…

Ahuizotl: We will never know, but we do know that, unfortunately, Cadance has an even greater chance to now become the Queen of the Scene. Gosh, what a terrible ending…

-The referee raises Cadance's hand before calling the doctor at ringside over to check on Twilight-

Ahuizotl: It was a good call by the referee to stop the match, but the damage may have already been done by Cadance…

Garble: Look who it is…

-The camera pans over to general manager Luna walking down the ramp, smiling at Cadance and applauding her-

Ahuizotl: Why on earth is our general manager out here? We need as little people in the ring as possible so Twilight can be checked on!

-Luna enters the ring with a microphone. The crowd boos her as she hugs Cadance-

Luna: Congratulations, Cadance on your win, and in DOMINANT fashion, too! -the doctor and the referee pick Twilight up and begin to move her out of the ring- Hold on a second, you two! -they stop walking just in front of the rope facing the ramp- I'm sorry about that tough loss, Twilight. And hopefully there isn't any permanent damage to your head. I'll have the doctor inform me of your condition as soon as he checks you out. In the meantime...in the case that you ARE healthy, even though you aren't in the Queen of the Scene tournament as of now, I'm still allowing you the opportunity to compete in a match at the Royal Rumble. And your opponent…-Luna runs up to Twilight and THWACKS the lead pipe against the side of her head-

Garble: NO! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

-Twilight falls to the mat, taking the doctor and referee down with her. Luna looks down at her as she holds her head with a malicious grin-

Luna: Your opponent….your opponent IS ME! -the crowd goes from majorly booing to being stunned out of their minds-

Ahuizotl: WHAT?! Is she SERIOUS?! Luna's going to fight Twilight?!

Garble: I don't….I don't see the point! Even if she IS injured, Luna doesn't stand a CHANCE against Twilight! She's a businesswoman, not a WRESTLER!

-Luna poses with Cadance, holding the lead pipe high in the air to a massive array of boos-

Ahuizotl: What is Luna thinking?! Twilight is a trained fighter! And she, now more than ever, has a clear-cut opportunity, to pay her back for all the hell she's been putting her through!

Garble: Our general manager has lost it...she's completely lost it! She'd better PRAY that Twilight is injured...otherwise, the only thing she'll be managing, is her recovery process! This is NUTS!

-The doctor and referee recover and swiftly pick up Twilight and exit the ring, moving to get her backstage as Luna and Cadance soak in the boos of the crowd-

Crowd: YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Garble: Come on, Luna! 7,000 fans are warning you that this is a TERRIBLE idea! None of them like you, though, so they surely wouldn't mind if you went through with it. Neither would I, quite frankly…

-We go to commercial with Luna handing off the pipe to Cadance as they exit the ring-

-We return from commercial with the Narrator standing in the ring-

Narrator: Last month, I was given an assignment, which was to interview 3 young women known as the 3 Ma'am Band. I had no idea what I was getting myself into, but I had a job to do, and I intended to fly in from Norwich, England to meet with these girls. In our first meeting, what I saw were 3 unique women with such infectious personalities who only desired one thing...to be given the chance to perform for all of you. -the crowd cheers- To entertain you! Make you forget all the troubles in the world, even if it was for a little bit. Because wrestling is FUN! Roleplaying, pretending to be someone you're not, is FUN! These women have combined both roleplaying and wrestling, in order to make you all laugh, smile, jump to your feet in excitement! It is imaginative, dedicated women like Sonata, Aria, and Adagio, who make this world a better place. I've had the pleasure of spending so much time with them over the past month. At first, I considered it just another job, one that would be worth the money I got when it was over. But 3MB soon became so much more than a simple payday...when I return home, I have a sick brother I need to be with. I just learned that he was under the weather last week. I still haven't cried about this news, because 3MB was there to cheer me up! I'll have to face the music soon, but the music of 3MB, made this whole thing a magical experience. One I wish didn't have to end, but one I will not soon forget. I had the pleasure of getting to know these three, inside and out, beautiful ladies. And now, I have the UTMOST pleasure, of passing them on for you all to enjoy. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...Adagio Dazzle! Aria Blaze! And Sonata Dusk! 3….M…..B! -there are many cheers in the crowd-

*WE'RE A THREE MA'AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!* -a guitar intro begins to play, followed by the immediate clapping of most of the fans in attendance to the beat of the song-

-3MB's theme song = "More Than One Man" by Jim Johnston (the 2nd result is the current one they're using. The first is an alternate theme. I love them both)-

-3MB walks onto the stage to a great reaction. Sonata's usual ponytail has now been replaced by her flowing blue hair, and she is wearing blue leather pants. Aria has a purple bandana wrapped around her forehead, and her twintails flowing down the sides of her head, and she's wearing purple leather pants. Adagio somehow was able to get a hat similar to the one Slash from Guns and Roses wears on top of her poofy hair, as well as sunglasses and orange leather pants. They make their way down to the ring, flashing devil horns to the fans. The Narrator is applauding them as they step onto the apron, Sonata on the right making the number "3" with her index, middle, and ring fingers. Adagio in the center making the letter "M" with the same fingers except pointing down. And Aria at the left making the letter "B" by holding up her index finger on one hand, and holding the index, middle, and ring finger on her other hand in the shape of a B without the line going down it, which the index finger on the other hand represents.

Adagio then hops over the top rope first, while Aria and Sonata grab each other's hand and look at each other before leaping into the ring from the side. The Narrator is then given a big hug by all of them before he leaves the ring. The music stops as all three girls are given microphones-

Adagio: LOOOOOOOONEEEEEEYVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEEEEEEEEE-AH! -the crowd cheers- ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK WITH THE THREE MA'AM BAAAAAAND, BAY-BAAAAAY?! -more cheers-

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

-3MB looks pleased by their reception as they smile-

Aria: You already know who we are, what we're about, and why we do it. So there's not much more to say that needs to be said.

Sonata: Just know this: Beneath all the leather, the sunglasses, the hats, may be our true selves...this IS just a gimmick...but the HEART, and the SOUL we have for this business, can't be covered up by ANYTHING. -cheers-

Adagio: You guys know the real us...but what's the fun in that? We are proud of who we are, but there's nothing wrong with acting out.

Aria: With that in mind…-she clears her throat- There's a lotta assholes, in the back, that are PRETENDING...to be cool…-she shakes her head- But they ain't us…-she smirks-

Sonata: You've got Turf cursing up a storm...Berry Punch flipping everybody off, even Cadance just started wearing leather tonight! -she looks at her partners with a disgusted look- All these people are trying to look, they're trying to BE bad-ass...but we just ain't buyin' it…

Adagio: Unlike them, we LIVE this! We were headbangin' in the womb! They cut our umbilical cords with a GUITAR PICK! A freakin' guitar pick! People used to pick fights with us, on the streets, sayin' we were nothin' but PUNKS. None of those chumps could hang with us, though.

Aria: So we know what we're gettin' into. We ain't posers...we ain't just a firework show, either; all sparkle and no kaboom. The Black Cat's about to attack, so ya better make room!

Sonata: From the cold streets to the big, blindin' lights of the Asylum. If you don't have your tickets yet, you better find them.

Adagio: Because we're taking over the EWF, it'll be a sight to see! The takeover begins in 1...2…-

All three members: 3MB! -the crowd cheers after that vivid mini-song-

Aria: WOOOOOO!

Adagio: Good job, ladies!

Crowd: EN-CORE! EN-CORE! EN-CORE! EN-CORE!

Adagio: You know what, you've been a great crowd, and you've been surpportin' us since our CCW days, so we'll stay out here and give you a repeat performance! -the crowd cheers- Rather than with our...angelic voices, though, I'll show off a little of my wrestlin' skills. Because I'm in the Queen of the Scene tournament. eight GIRLS...but only ONE woman, and that's me! -cheers- And what a terrific feather in my cap-or I suppose...feather in my...tophat, it'd be to be the one to be crowned the QUEEN of Lunacy...that's a lot of be's, which is exactly what I plan to do! So right from the beginning, I'm plungin' head first, right into a volcano. It's dangerous, but somebody's gotta do it, because these two are afraid of heights.

Sonata: And getting burned!

Adagio: Not me, though. I'll battle whoever I have to on top of a block of obsidian...and I'll rock 'em, I'll sock 'em and I'll send them crashin' down to the pits of hell! -cheers- And then I'll use my grapple hook to get back up to the top of the volcano, I'll meet up with my Sadistic Sisters, and we'll use the top of the volcano as our throne, as we are crowned the Queens of Lunacy!

Aria: When someone tries to screw with us, we'll push them down into the volcano. Because when you mess with 3MB, you get burned! -cheers- Not actually burned...because...that's illegal. Don't burn people, kids! That's not good. Just...beat 'em up or...insult them.

Adagio: -patting Aria on the shoulder- It's okay, they got the right idea. Tonight, my first opponent...is Fleur De Lis. -the crowd boos- She hasn't said much until recently, but from what I've heard she doesn't sound French, which is why her name conflicts me...nonetheless, she won't be chuckin' any mics at me. There's no advantage she could claim over me in the first place, even if her sac a la douche dingalings decide to get involved-

Aria: Which if that happens, I'll give Gustave a nice glazin' with my fist, and Sonata will shove some exotic Hors d'oeuvres down Fancy Pantsies panties! -cheers-

Adagio: That'll deflate the EGO, and then I'll deflate the chances of Fleur moving on in this tournament. Simultaneously, our new hit single "Arrivederci, Assholes" will be played across the heavens...wait, is Arrivederci French or...Italian?

Aria: I don't know! I'm Equestrian.

Adagio: -amazed- You ride horses?

Aria: Expertly.

Adagio: -she shakes her head as she is going off topic- Well damn, now this whole thing's going off the rails. Time to bring this Crazy Train to a halt, as we welcome you all aboard the 3MB Express!

Sonata: CHOO CHOOOO-Sonata begins coughing, putting a damper on the end of the speech-

*EGO's theme plays to a mass array of boos*

Ahuizotl: After that anticlimactic ending, we now have another tournament match to look forward to.

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompaniiied to the ring, by GUSTAVE LE GRAAAAND, and FANCY PANTS! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 127 POOOOUNDS….FLEEEEEUUUUR...DE LIS!

Ahuizotl: Those were some...interesting comments to say the least, from 3MB before this match.

Garble: It's a good thing they muted our mics, because I was laughing my ass off! These are the type of girls you'd wanna party with!

Ahuizotl: What about the type you bring home to mom?

Garble: Heh...if you knew my mom, you'd know that 3MB are the type of girls that mom would bring home to me. Not because she's a lesbian, but because she likes to party.

Ahuizotl: Of course. Why would I think any differently?

Garble: Just making sure. And both of these women are going to make sure that they move on to the second round of this tournament.

Ahuizotl: In reality, only one can move on. Both Fleur and Adagio made both predictions earlier, and if either win, you'd have to think their partners would be extremely upset.

Garble: Especially Fancy and Gustave, considering they've already been removed from the King of the Ring discussion. Fleur is their only hope, the same as Adagio being 3MB's only hope.

-Fleur stands on the apron, flipping her hair back as she winks at the camera. She enters the ring as Adagio mocks her by removing her top hat and flipping her own hair. It flies everywhere as Fleur looks on with a scowl-

Garble: This is the battle of the hairs, 'Zotl: The ridiculously bushy vs the sleek and sexy!

Ahuizotl: Are we going to dub it the "Mane Event"?

Garble: Haha nooooooooooooooooooo.

Ahuizotl: Darn!

Match 5: Queen of the Scene, 1st Round: Adagio Dazzle w/ Aria and Sonata vs Fleur De Lis w/ EGO

-10 minutes later-

-Adagio runs off the ropes, Gustave grabbing her foot. Adagio kicks his hand away in a snap-

Referee: Hey! Don't put your hands on the competitors!

Gustave: My hand slipped! -the crowd boos-

Fancy: It must be from all the grease in her hair!

Garble: Gustave couldn't win his own tournament match, so now he's trying to screw Adagio out of hers!

-As the referee argues with EGO, Aria and Sonata are climbing to the top rope-

Ahuizotl: What is happening up there?

-Aria flings Sonata over her shoulders with a back body drop. Sonata descends down below and crashes into Fancy and Gustave, taking them both to the floor as the crowd loses their minds-

Garble: THAT'S how you use your tag team partner!

Ahuizotl: AND how you dispose of two big-mouthed narcissists. That was quite impressive!

Aria: -getting back down on the floor and putting an arm around Sonata's shoulder, looking down at the fallen EGO- That's what happens when you mess with 3MB! Men, women, children, endangered species! We'll take 'em ALL DOWN!

-Adagio gives her teammates a thumbs up before ducking a clothesline from Fleur as she runs up from behind her. Adagio then kicks her in the gut and wraps her arms around her neck, lifting her up into the air and then planting her head-first on the mat-

Garble: OH! Adagio calls that the Razzle Dazzle!

Ahuizotl: She put a lot more velocity and hang time into it than your usual DDT!

*1…...2…...3!* -the crowd cheers as Aria and Sonata give high tens to each other-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR….ADAAAAGIOOOOO...DAAAAAZZLLLLLLLEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: In their first appearance on Monday Night Lunacy, 3MB is represented quite well by Adagio, as she moves on to the second round!

Garble: Despite the interference by EGO towards the end, Adagio was able to count on the two other members. Aria and Sonata put their heads together, and found a surefire way to dispatch EGO!

-Aria and Sonata raise the hands of Adagio as the fans clap along to their entrance music-

Ahuizotl: Tonight, 3MB surely DAZZLED this capacity crowd. I think they'll make a great addition to Lunacy!

Garble: Hell yeah they will! And with her bandmates cheering her on, I think Adagio Dazzle is going to leave the Royal Rumble as the Queen of the Scene!

Ahuizotl: She certainly has a long way to go, but she has the support of her sisters in 3MB, and now, the Lunacy fans! Bright days are ahead for this terrific trio!

-3MB encloses their hands together and takes a bow. The crowd cheers as they take another bow to the fans behind them. They are about to exit the ring, when the sudden occurrence of creepy piano keys freezes them in their tracks-

*DEH!*

Garble: This isn't good...this is NOT good!

-The lights turn back on and Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan are standing behind 3MB, the crowd cheering intensely-

Ahuizotl: The Wythyst Family! Or two thirds of it, at least!

Garble: But look outside the ring! Amay's in her rocking chair! What are they doing out here?!

Harper: -putting a hand on Adagio's shoulder, which causes her to jump as her and the other members of 3MB look behind them to see the daunting sight of Harper's bulged eyeballs and Rowan staring at them in a sheep mask- YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEEAAAAAH….

-You can see Aria mouth the words "oh shit" as she and Adagio reluctantly take a fighting stance. Sonata is frozen stiff as her mouth quivers in fear-

Amay: -standing up from her rocking chair as she begins slithering to the ring- Girls, giiiirrrrrls...do not be alarmed! For we...we come in peace…-she laughs as she walks up the steps-

Aria: Well you're gonna be leavin' in pieces!

Amay: Ohhhhh...so hasty to be hostile! We just wanted to introduce ourselves...we always get excited to make some new FRIEEEENDS! -she laughs some more- You all like to pretend...do you? It's fun, isn't it? To let your imagination drift off to wherever you'd like. I bet...Halloween is y'alls FAAAAAAVORITE holiday! -Aria and Adagio slowly nod- Heheeeee...luckily, it's Halloween EVERYDAAAAAAY for you three! When you were a kid...did you ever try to be...like daddy? Would you put on his work coat...slip into his dress shoes, even though they were both too big on you? -they don't answer- Well I did! And when my daddy saw me wearing his clothes, he SCOLDED me. He told me to just be myself! So look where pretending got me! But ya know...being yourself...just ain't fun, so I can see why you three do what you do. It's quite endearing to me, to see such young souls, trying to escape reality. Little do you three know, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY! IT'S ALL AROUND YOU! -Sonata puts her hands over her ears, shaking- ANIMALS...DECAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! BEING PICKED APART BY RAVENOUS BUZZARDS! THE GOVERNMENT...THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE YOUR HOME AWAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DAMN LAZY, TO PAY YA TAXES! YOUR BOSS FIRES YOU...BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER DAYDREAM, THEN FILE THAT PAPERWORK! YOUR MIND! YOUR MIIIIIIIND...IS YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY, MAN! And no matter...no matter how HARD..you try to get away...the reaper...will be there...knocking...knocking….knocking...KNOCKING! HE'S KNOCKING ON YA DOOR, MAN! BUT YOU CAN'T ANSWER IT! BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAAAAAAAID!

-Sonata is quietly sobbing as Amay stops speaking. She approaches her-

Amay: Awww...do not be frightened, little girl…-she puts her hand on Sonata's chin, and raises it up so she is looking into her eyes- Hey! I've got an idea! Sing me a song, 3MB! -they don't move a muscle- Come on! Come on, 3MB! Pleeeeeeease! I am...I am your biggest faaaaan! -she cackles- SERENAAAAAAAADE MEEEEEEEEEE! -more laughter- Alright, you're still a little bit shell shocked...so I've got a song! Hehe! -the crowd cheers- If you know this little ditty, SING ALOOOOONG WITH MEEEEEE! -she rotates around in place, before stopping and clearing her throat. Amay begins to sing in a creepy tone- She's got the WHOOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole wide world..in her hands, she's got the WHOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole world in her haaaaands! -the crowd suddenly begins singing along with Amay- She's got the tiny little baby...in her haaaands..she's got the tiny little baby...in her haaaands..she's got the tiny little baby...in her haaaands..she's got the baby in her haaaands...she's got you and my brother...in her hands, she's got you and my brother...in her hands, she's got you and my brother...in her hands, she's got you and me in her haaaands...she's got the son and his father, in her hands...she's got the son and his father, in her hands...she's got the son and his father, in her hands...she's got son and father in her haaaands...she's got the mother and her daughter, in her hands...she's got the mother and her daughter, in her hands...she's got the mother and her daughter, in her hands...she's got mother and daughter in her haaaands...she's got EVERYBODY HERE, in her hands...she's got everybody here, in her hands...she's got everybody here, in her hands...she's got everybody in her haaaands...she's got the sun and the moon, in her hands...she's got the sun and the moon, in her hands...she's got the sun and the moon, in her hands...she's got sun and moon...in...her...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDSSSSSSSS…-the crowd erupts into cheers as Amay grins at 3MB, who haven't moved a muscle. They seemed almost entranced by Amay and her singing-

Crowd: -as Amay begins laughing- THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Amay takes a bow before speaking again-

Amay: That's not pretend though, girls...it's REALITY! -Amay begins an intense laugh fest as the members of 3MB look on. The crowd cheers as more piano keys play-

*DEH!*

-When the lights return, The Wythyst Family is nowhere to be found. 3MB looks around before Aria and Adagio hug Sonata as she continues to cry-

Ahuizotl: That was...completely uncomfortable…

Garble: It was awe-inspiring to see how much of a control Amay Wythyst has over the crowd as they sung along with her. I can't even begin to describe the feeling I have right now…

Ahuizotl: Welcome to Lunacy, 3MB...unfortunately for you, The Wythyst Family is not a figment of your imagination. They are quite, QUITE real…

-We join Sunset in her locker room. As she is preparing for the main event, Cadance walks in with a bottle of champagne. The two share a sultry look as Cadance sets the champagne bottle down-

Cadance: WOOOO! -she jumps into Sunset's arms as brings them both down to the sofa- It worked! We SCREWED the bitch! -she laughs as she brings her lips into Sunset's- Mmmm! It worked just like you said it would…-she continues to peck her on the cheek and the lips-

Sunset: Oh Cay Caaayyyy~ you know I have a match LITERALLY in a few minutes…

Cadance: I knowwwwwww…..but you're going to beat everybody on the roster, so we might as well start the celebration now~

-They get off the sofa and continue to make out. They are interrupted by the popping of the champagne, which startles them-

Shining: And if you DO get beat by somebody, they won't stand a chance.

Sunset: Jesus, Shining! You scared the SHIT out of us!

Shining: Heh, sorry...but you know I'm right. Luna's going to humiliate Twilight, and we'll make sure that old bastard Rich's company is full in OUR control.

Cadance: Hell yes! Now come on, Sunny. That's worth a toast, don't ya think?

Shining: And we don't even need shot glasses…-he takes the bottle from Cadance and takes a swig- Ahhhh. This stuff was MADE for winners…

Sunset: -she smirks- And that's The System. We'll always be winners…-Sunset wraps her arms around her boyfriend and mashes her lips into his. Shining feels around and finds the strap to her wrestling top. He loosens one strap as Cadance takes care of the other, Sunset's top soon falls down off her chest and around her ankles. She picks up her legs so Cadance can pick her top up off the floor before throwing it to the side-

Cadance: You won't be needing that right now…-she giggles before taking a few drinks from the bottle. Shining and Sunset part their lips from each other as Cadance and Shining look at each other with fire in their eyes-

Shining: Would it...be awkward if...I kissed you?

Cadance: -she pauses for a moment before slowly shaking her head- It feels right in my mind, so no.

Shining: Same for me. Okay then….-their lips slowly meet as they kiss with intensity, the passion increasing with each passing second. They both seem to be enjoying themselves as Cadance reaches her hands up Shining's shirt, feeling his bare chest. She then helps remove his shirt before their lips move apart, but not before a quick lick by Cadance-

Shining: Wow...just like old times.

Cadance: -she slightly blushes- I'm...sorry if I'm not as good as Sunset…

Shining: No no no, don't say that. You're still as incredible as always. -he smiles, causing her to smile as her blush worsens. Shining gets on his knees and kisses Sunset's stomach before slowly removing her trunks. A small wet spot begins to form inside Cadance's pants as she gets a full view of Sunset's naked form-

Cadance: Do you mind if I…?

Shining: -he chuckles- You don't even have to ask permission. -he moves out of the way as Sunset kisses his cheek, Shining putting a hand on the back of their heads and slowly moving them towards the other. Cadance and Sunset accept each other's tongues into their mouths as he moves behind Cadance and begins kissing her neck. He then takes his pants off as Sunset flings her tongue back into his mouth. Cadance also begins undressing as the lovers fall onto the sofa. Shining puts his face inbetween Sunset's breasts as he gropes them with his hands. Cadance sits on her knees next to them and tilts the champagne bottle down, a waterfall of the substance pouring onto Sunset's body as Shining begins licking and sucking on every inch that he can.

Cadance once again joins her lips with Sunset's as Shining licks her lower stomach-

Shining: Yeah….oh yeah…-his penis hits fully erect mode as both Cadance and Sunset's boobs are pressed against the front and back of his head as they vigorously swap spit. The scene ends with Sunset moaning as Shining latches his hands onto her breasts-

-We see Silver Shill running up to 3MB as they try to recollect their thoughts after their encounter with The Wythyst Family-

Silver Shill: Girls, girls! -they stop as they turn to face him, their faces blank with confusion- I'm sorry to stop you, but first off, congratulations on your victory, Adagio.

Adagio: Thanks…

Silver: And I just wanted to get your thoughts on what happened out there. It seems you three have attracted the attention of The Wythyst Family. -Sonata clenches her eyes shut at the mere mention of them- Why do you think that is?

Aria: We...we have no idea why The Wythysts decided to show themselves. We didn't mention them or anything.

Adagio: And they're so cryptic that it's going to be hard to find out why. Do they not like rock music?

Aria: Well their theme song has...rock elements to it, but also some bayou influence. Or would it be the Florida Everglades?

Adagio: Maybe they like Gospel. That's the genre of song "He's Got The Whole World in His Hands" comes from...hmm...none of that matters, though! Look, we know what we were getting ourselves into when we came here. Our mission is to entertain the EWF universe, and if we have to use The Wythyst Family to spread enjoyment, then so be it! There isn't any pretending in this group. We know who we are, and we know what we're capable of.

Aria: And very soon, so will The Wythysts! If they wanna be The Rolling Stones to our Beatles, then we've got no choice but to outperform them in every capacity. They can follow us around like groupies all they want, their mind games don't phase us. Right, Sonata?

Sonata: -shivering- She's scary...they're scary….I don't wanna do this I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!

Aria: -whispering quite loudly- Sonata! You're out of character!

Sonata: -she begins sobbing- We're so cool! W-we'll chop up The Wythysts like onions! W-w-we're a three ma'am baaaaaaaaaa-WAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! -she runs off down the hall- I NEED TACOOOOOOS!

Aria: Sonata, wait! Sonata come back! -she runs off after her-

Adagio: -she sighs heavily before looking at Silver Shill- Do us a favor, and PRETEND you never saw that. -Silver nods- Thanks…-she runs off after her bandmates-

Silver: We'll be right back, with tonight's main event…

-We return from commercial to the voice of Ahuizotl-

Ahuizotl: It's time to find out who will face Sunset Shimmer this month for the Eternal Women's championship!

*And now...it's all over now…* -the crowd comes alive with boos-

Madden: The following conteeest, is...a GAUNTLEEET MATCH! Introducing first, froooom CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOOUNDS...she is, the ETERNAAAAL. WOMEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOON...SUNSEEEEEEET..SHIIIIIIMMEEEEEERRRRR!

Garble: The champ sure has had a….busy night. She kicked off the show with insured she would leave Uprising with the Eternal Women's championship, Cadance.

Ahuizotl: It was a disgusting display of affection and arousal between the two, until Filthy Rich spared us all, announcing that Sunset would be running the gauntlet here tonight.

Garble: Literally ANYONE from the roster can come out here and face Sunset in a standard match. If they win by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout, they will face Sunset for her title later this month. A golden opportunity awaits any woman in the back, so long as they have the guts to come out here and go toe-to-toe with the champ herself.

Ahuizotl: We saw exactly what Sunset and her cohorts think of this match just a few minutes ago as they all poured champagne on each other and fondled their bodies. Shining Armor and Cadance are back together, which I would wish them good luck on, if only their encounter wasn't so offputting.

Garble: The whole relationship these three have together is offputting. That's why I want someone REALLY good to beat Sunset. Maybe if she loses that title, she'll blame it on everyone around her, and effectively lose any baggage she has on Lunacy.

Ahuizotl: That would sure be a shock to the system, no pun intended, and would definitely be what Sunset has coming to her. The champion of your brand should NEVER have this much power, and Mr. Rich realizes such, and he's going to try his best to change that.

-Sunset enters the ring, removing her title from her waist and showing it off to the crowd. Her wrestling attire looks a bit damp with champagne, and her hair is a mess, but she is ready to compete nonetheless-

Garble: I suppose Cadance and Sunset aren't going to be at ringside for these matches, which will throw any discrediting wins out of the window for Sunset, as well as give an even bigger advantage to whoever we faces.

Ahuizotl: -as Sunset awaits her first opponent- Speaking of, let's find out who will give Sunset her first test of the night-

-"Axeman" by Jim Johnston sends the crowd into a frenzy as Sunset grits her teeth-

Garble: Haha! Sunset already looks displeased!

Ahuizotl: It's going to be a LONG night…

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, byyyyy HONEEEEEYYYCOOOOMB! From CLOOOOUDSDALEEEE! Weighing in at 140 POOOOUNDS...MIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIGHT STRIIIIIIKE!

Garble: I'll tell ya, 'Zotl, Sunset certainly isn't getting any room to breathe right off the bat! This woman, Midnight Strike, came off the match of her career against Diamond Tiara for the Crater Chick championship last night!

Ahuizotl: She was unsuccessful, but it was such a terrific outing by Midnight. And now, 24 hours later, she's taking it one step further, by stepping up to be the first opponent for Sunset Shimmer's gauntlet.

Garble: I'm not surprised at all...Midnight is always pushing herself, and she has NOTHING to lose, and a whole hell of a lot to gain! From Number 1 Contender to the Crater Chick championship, to the Eternal Women's championship, the rise of Midnight could be well upon us!

Ahuizotl: And we have to mention...Sunset has nobody at ringside, while Midnight has her only friend in this business in her corner. The delightful Honeycomb, who after her loss last night, told Midnight she will be champion one day. Well that day could be very, VERY soon!

-Midnight slaps some of the fans' hands at ringside, earning a small smile as she is cheered on by thousands more-

Garble: Look at that! She can deny it all she wants, but these fans are growing on her, just like Honeycomb!

Ahuizotl: The gradual, yet beautiful transformation of Midnight Strike could reach new heights, as she looks to defeat Sunset Shimmer in this incredible opportunity!

-Midnight enters the ring and climbs to the top rope, pointing her index and middle fingers in the air-

Garble: I wouldn't mind at all if this was the woman to beat Sunset. Anybody would do, but ESPECIALLY Midnight!

-Midnight is too busy slightly enjoying the rabid cheers of the fans that she doesn't notice Sunset coming up from behind her and grabbing her foot. Midnight falls off the top rope, her face smashing into the top turnbuckle on her way down as cheers turn to boos-

Garble: Of course, with a long night surely ahead of her, Sunset decided to get a little insurance policy before the first match…

Ahuizotl: I don't want to count Midnight out, but that looked like a wicked wipeout! She could be done already.

Honeycomb: Come on, Middy!

-The referee checks on her-

Referee: Do you still want to compete, Midn-

-Midnight pushes the ref out of the way, rushing over to Sunset and pinning her in the corner-

Ahuizotl: That wasn't a wise move by the champ after all!

Match 6: Midnight Strike w/ Honeycomb vs Sunset Shimmer

-Midnight sends a few chops into the chest of Sunset before grabbing hold of her hair and driving her face into the turnbuckle multiple times-

Midnight: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BITCH?!

Garble: Sunset looks desperate to get away already! But there's no one to assist her now!

-8 minutes later-

-Sunset slides out of the ring as Midnight is on the mat. She walks up to Honeycomb and grabs a handful of her hair-

Garble: Hey HEY! Leave her alone!

Sunset: Let me tell you something….your friend? She can't hang with me. She will NEVER beat me. So if you don't slap me RIGHT NOW, I will pick her apart until you are unable to even RECOGNIZE her.

Ahuizotl: This is so DESPICABLE! She's trying to get Honeycomb to hit her so she will win by disqualification!

Garble: Don't do it, Honeycomb!

Sunset: Are you listening to me?! Come on...I know you're not so INNOCENT! Everyone else around here wants to hit me, so why don't you make them all jealous by doing it?!

Honeycomb: N-no! I won't!

Sunset: Suit yourself…-she smirks as she drives her knee into Honeycomb's gut. She falls to her knees in pain- Have fun trying to tell your friend's nose apart from her ear….-she smirks as she turns around right into a suicide dive from Midnight, which sends her crashes into the barricade next to Honeycomb-

Garble: That's right! Take it to her, Midnight!

-Midnight lunges at Sunset's throat and begins choking her-

Midnight: YOU...STAY...AWAY FROM HER!

Ahuizotl: Unlike Cadance, Sunset does NOT like being choked!

Garble: If Midnight can choke her out, she'll be the number 1 contender!

-4 minutes later-

-Midnight dives off the top rope, her boots landing into the stomach of Sunset-

Ahuizotl: THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT! THIS COULD BE IT!

*1….2…..3!* -the crowd jumps up in celebration-

Garble: SHE DID IT! MIDNIGHT'S BEAT THE CHAMP!

Referee: No! Don't ring the bell! -the referee points at Sunset's foot, who is resting on the bottom rope-

Garble: AWWWWWWW! Sunset narrowly escapes defeat…

Ahuizotl: How long as that been on there, though?! We need a replay!

-The instant replay shows that Sunset got her foot on the bottom rope just before the 3 count. The crowd goes back to booing, cursing the referee for his attention to detail-

Ahuizotl: Midnight can't believe it! She thought she had Sunset beat…

Garble: We did, too! Awwww DAMN! DAMN DAMN DAMN! The night's not over for Sunset, but it's not over for Midnight, either! She can still win this!

-4 more minutes later-

-Midnight is up on the top rope again-

Ahuizotl: Sunset won't kick out of this a second time! I'm SURE of it!

-Just before Midnight leaps off the top rope, Sunset gets off the mat and jumps at the rope, shaking it just enough so Midnight stumbles off of it and into the clutches of Sunset-

Ahuizotl: Oh no...Sunset's got her…

-Sunset flips off Honeycomb before driving Midnight into the mat with The Last Sunset-

Garble: And of course she had to add more disrespect to Honeycomb….ugh! Kickout, Midnight!

*1….2….3!* -the bell unfortunately rings as Sunset gives herself a pat on the back as the crowd boos at her unrelentlessly-

Ahuizotl: That's two amazing performances in a row for Midnight Strike, we can't overlook that!

Garble: Yes, that's true. And in both of those matches, she upped her game TREMENDOUSLY, and took her opponents to the limit. Honeycomb ain't lying when she says Midnight WILL be champion one day, but just not this month.

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR...SUNSEEEEET...SHIIIIIMMEEEERRRR!

Garble: Who will take the proverbial leap of faith next? Sunset is pretty worn out! Let's strike while the iron is hot, guys!

*"Photo Shoot" by Donn Devore sends the Asylum and Sunset into confusion*

Garble: Photo Finish?! Uhhh….

-Photo Finish walks onto the stage with the camera she used in the "Green Isn't Your Color" episode-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 158 POOOOUNDS...PHOOOOOTOOOOOO...FIIIIIIIINIIIIIIISH!

Photo Finish: Yes, yes! It is I…-she pauses on the ramp- Photo Feenish! And I have come to capture...DE MAGICKS. -she steps into the ring- I vas traded to Lunacy for Maud. Dees saddens me, as I vas hopeeng to take various peekchurs of her in all of her passionless glory. Ah vell...zere are bigger opportunities ahead of me, like zis gauntlet match. Believe me, I vould LOVE to be the one to hold zat championship...but the photographer in me cannot HELP but vant to capture the true ESSENCE of Hustler magazine covergirl, Sunset Shimmer! -the crowd boos as Sunset smirks- Sunset! You are an absolute BEAUTY! I zimply cannot do my duties as a photographer if you do not allow me to feature you in my latest centerfold! PLEASE. I can beg no more than zis, for I am ztill a voman with STANDARDS!

-Sunset grabs a mic from ringside and re-enters the ring-

Sunset: I was already well aware of the phenomenal looks I possess, but I am grateful that you have realized what I've known all along. So, let me get this straight...you'd rather take PICTURES of me than fight for a shot at my title?

Photo: If I had to choose, I vould of course pick ze photoshoot. -the crowd boos- You people do not understand! It is my job to put ze best qualities of people on the pages of magazines, on ze posters, on billboards! I am renowned for my work not in in Equestria, but around ze WORLD. EWF is gaining more and more momentum every day, and ZIS is it's most photogenic champion! Have you not SEEN her in Hustler? She is the definition of GLAMOUR! On any other day, I would fight you, but I am in need of a covergirl for zis month's issue, and I can think of no one else better zhen YOU!

Sunset: -she giggles- Well, I'm truly flattered, and I WILL allow you to take some pictures of me...but not as I am now.

Photo: No no, of course! You are ztill quite pretty, but your hair is a MESS, you are sweating profusely, and this arena does not have ze type of lightning I am looking for. How about we meet next Monday and discuss poses and lightning, no?

Sunset: That sounds great. I will meet you then.

Photo: Excellent! Together ve vill capture...DE MAGICKS! And now…

Match 7: Sunset Shimmer vs Photo Finish

Photo: ….I GO! -she picks up her camera and exits the ring to a hefty number of crowd boos-

Garble: What is this?! Go back and fight her!

Ahuizotl: It seems she came down to get Sunset's permission to take...pictures of her.

Garble: You have GOT to be kidding me! Way to go, Luna, you idiot! Maud would've kicked her ass, and yet you trade her away for THIS fool?! Screw her photography company! You are in a WRESTLING ARENA. Talk about your potential covergirl after the show is over! Why is she in this profession if she doesn't want to win the big one?!

Ahuizotl: There could also be some underlying fear that Photo has. Perhaps she thinks if she beats Sunset, she will be targeted by The System.

Garble: But Mr. Rich would protect her! Come on, 'Zotl, this is RIDICULOUS! You can't make sense of this!

Ahuizotl: I DO agree that it's nonsense, but I was just trying to give reasons as to why Photo wouldn't want to go through with this match.

Fan: Hey, Photo! Take a picture of THIS! -he suddenly pulls down his pants, and moons Photo as she walks by. A security guard soon grabs him and moves him away from the scene-

Garble: Well, that guy made me feel a bit better at least….he's stupid, but he brightened my day.

-The referee rings the bell as he finishes counting out Photo Finish-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR...SUNSEEEEEET..SHIIIIIMMEEEERRRRR!

Sunset: You people can boo all you want, but you're just jealous because of how sexy I am, as well as the fact that Photo Finish is smarter than ALL of you combined! She knew she couldn't beat me, and even if she did, The System would hold her down for the rest of her career. Don't you people see?! The MORE you want me to lose, the more me and my friends will make SURE that I am victorious, because NOTHING makes us happier than seeing and hearing all your pathetic responses! There is not a SINGLE person in the back that is a threat to me, and no matter how much you cheer them, I will deflate your expectations when I TEAR THEM TO SHREDS! I am the BADDEST bitch in the EWF! My championship...isn't going ANYWH-Sunset is interrupted by the sound of glass breaking, followed by the roof coming off of the Asylum with the abundance of cheers-

Ahuizotl: The baddest bitch you say, Sunset? Well how about HER?!

Garble: YES! OH YES!

Madden: AAAAAAND HER OPPONENT! FROOOOOM LOOOONEYVIIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 135 POOOOOOUNDS...BEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYY..PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Garble: 'ZOTL! 'ZOTL!

Ahuizotl: I KNOW! This could be it!

-Berry Punch throws her jacket on the ramp, rushing to the ring, led by everyone in the Asylum cheering her on-

Crowd: BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH!

Garble: Get her! GET HER!

-Sunset is caught off guard by this whole thing as she falls on her ass. The referee calls for the bell as Sunset puts her hands up-

Match 8: Sunset Shimmer vs Berry Punch

Sunset: Wait wait wait wait WAIT! Berry, hold on! -she gets to her feet as Berry paces around the ring, ready to go- You look a little parched... how about before we do this thing…-she exits the ring and searches under it for something- We both refresh ourselves? -she pulls out a crate of canned beer, and slides it under the bottom rope before entering herself-

Garble: Does she...does she really think she's going to get out of THIS match as well?

-Berry looks intrigued at the crate of beer as she smirks at Sunset. Sunset smirks back-

Sunset: Awesome! -Berry gestures for the mic- Oh...you wanna say something?

Berry: -taking the mic- I'll do you one better, missy. How about we take a little toast, and I take all these little babies off of your hands for you?

Sunset: Does that mean you'll...leave?

Berry: Hey, I got a long night ahead of me. I feel like getting wasted, so I'm gonna take these puppies backstage and enjoy myself!

Sunset: -she grins widely- YES! Sounds great!

Garble: Don't tell me this is going down...come on, Berry!

-Sunset pulls two beers out of the crate. She hands one to Berry, which she accepts. They then open up the cans-

Ahuizotl: Sunset's going to survive ANOTHER tough task...I can't believe Berry is actually going through with this…

-Berry and Sunset shake hands before as the crowd boos-

Sunset: Cheers! -the two tap their beer cans together before they begin downing the beverage. The only difference is Berry drops her can halfway through in order to kick Sunset in the gut and deliver a Bar Tab!-

Garble: -as the crowd goes ape shit- OH! SUNSET'S BEEN BAMBOOZLED!

Ahuizotl: -laughing hysterically- WHAT A BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Berry: -picking up the microphone- It seems I've made up my mind...along with the beer, I figured I'll take that title off your hands, too! -the crowd hollers is rejoice as Berry covers Sunset-

Garble: THE COVER! 1! 2! OHHHHH HELL YEEEEAAAH! BERRY PUNCH IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!

-The bell rings as Berry gets to her feet, flipping off Sunset with both fingers as she falls back down to the mat-

Madden: HEEEEEERE IS YOOOOOOUR WINNEEEEEEERRRRRR...BEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY...PUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCHHHHHHH!

Ahuizotl: I'LL BE DAMNED! I THOUGHT SUNSET HAD DONE IT AGAIN! I THOUGHT SHE HAD ESCAPED A POSSIBLE LOSS ONCE AGAIN!

Garble: But just when all hope seemed lost, Berry Punch pulled the trick of ALL tricks out from nowhere! She goaded Sunset into her scheme, and got her to toast to her ultimate defeat, at the hands of the Bar Tab! WHAT. A. PLAN! Sunset thought the had all the tricks, but Berry Punch...has PUNCHED her ticket, to an Eternal Women's TITLE MATCH, and there's not a wrestling fan out there who won't be pulling for her all the way!

Ahuizotl: I know we both will! Berry Punch, is the Number One Contender! You wanted a good challenger for Sunset, partner? Hopefully she's good enough to win that title!

Garble: She lost her friend Maud to Sublime, but she's going to raise a can for her tonight! Go on, Berry! You have a ball tonight, for you have EARNED it!

-Berry opens up a few more cans of beer and climbs up to the top rope. She bashes them together before pouring both of them down her throat at once. She throws the leftover cans around Sunset's body as she puts her middle fingers up in the air on the rest of the 4 corners-

Garble: And look who has came out here!

-Scootaloo is seen jogging down the ramp with a huge smile on her face-

Ahuizotl: Speaking of friends, another one of Berry's close friends, Scootaloo She'll be in action in the Queen of the Scene tournament next week...but tonight, she's here to congratulate her friend!

-Scootaloo enters the ring and hugs Berry Punch to an uncountable amount of cheers. She then raises Berry's hand as the crowd begins a chant of "THANK YOU BER-RY!"

Garble: Thank you Berry indeed! And thank YOU ALL for tuning in...to what has been one UNBELIEVABLE, OUT OF CONTROL episode of Monday Night Lunacy! I know that's the norm, but this one more than usual will have the EWF Universe talking for a LOOOONG time...until next time...goodbye from the Asylum!

Ahuizotl: And a final congratulations...to Berry Punch! Sunset Shimmer's days as champion, could be outnumbered!

-The show ends with the crowd continuing to chant "THANK YOU BER-RY" as she raises one final beer to every appreciative fan in attendance-

-Backstage somewhere, The Sword has gotten ahold of a camera as they applaud the end of Lunacy-

Beth Drollins: I'm Beth Drollins.

Diane Ditzbrose: Here once again...is Diane Ditzbrose!

Rosely Reigns: And I'm Rosely Reigns.

Ditzbrose: Another month, has gone by-a DOMINANT month for The Sword at that, and there's A LOT more to come from us! This month...this month is all about opportunity. The EWF's gonna crown the very first Queen of the Scene, and King of the Ring! That's historic! It's never been done before! But they're Tournaments of which WE AREN'T INVOLVED IN!

Drollins: Berry Punch is going to be facing Sunset Shimmer for the Eternal Women's championship. Woooow, that's really cool. Yeah. There's juuuuust...ONE little problem, though...where's The Sword in all of this? Huh? We are the MOST. There's no disputing...MOST! Dominant force in this company.

Ditzbrose: The biggest injustice of ALL...is that there's no talks of giving US, such an opportunity. Where's OUR title shot?! We have beaten Fluttershy, and Lightning Dust in BACK TO BACK pay per views now! Sure, they had another partner, but they don't matter. What matters is that we get what we've EARNED, and that is a shot...at the Chick. Combo. Championships!

Reigns: Fluttershy? Lightning Dust? They haven't even put a BLEMISH, on The Sword. But we've put more than just a blemish on them.

Drollins: We put a beating! A beating that will follow their careers...until the very end. And the ends, justify the means, so whatever it takes, whoever else we have to DROP with a Triple Team Powerbomb, to get what we should already HAVE, and for those two to get what's coming to them...we have NO problems...doing just that. -All three members of The Sword put their fists together-

Reigns: Believe...THA-

Lightning Dust: That's funny that you three think you have to go through so much trouble, when the champs are right here.

-The Sword look over to see Fluttershy and Lightning Dust standing in the doorway-

Lightning: Yup. We found your super-secret-hideout...it wasn't that hard. The boiler room, seriously?

Ditzbrose: That doesn't matter! All that matters is that you two are here, so you can give us what we want.

Lightning: -she nods with a smirk- You're right...you girls HAVE been dominant. Here me and Fluttershy thought you'd be running with your tail tucked between your legs after our first match, but you've surprised us.

Drollins: Injustice never sleeps. Someone around here needs to bring it to its knees, and WE'RE happy to oblige.

Lightning: Well, shouting to a camera isn't going to do anything about this problem. It's this simple: There's three of you, and two of us. Pick whichever combination you'd like, and me and 'Shy would be HAPPY to put our titles on the line.

Fluttershy: -she nods- You may have beaten us twice before, but me and Lightning Dust will win when it matters the most!

Lightning: We can beat any two of you. We KNOW it, so you'd better choose wisely. When the time comes...united you may stand, but united you WILL fall.

Fluttershy: Believe that!

-Lightning turns off the camera herself, officially ending the feed-

Match Results:
Snips vs Snails ended in a Double Countout (1:10)
Flash Sentry defeated Gustave Le Grand by Pinfall (16:05)
Bulk Biceps defeated Giz Hero by Pinfall (19:27)
Cadance defeated Twilight Sparkle by Knockout (16:19)
Adagio Dazzle defeated Fleur De Lis (10:48)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Midnight Strike by Pinfall (18:03)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Photo Finish by Countout (1:13)
Berry Punch defeated Sunset Shimmer by Pinfall (1:42)

Matches for The Royal Rumble:
Carnage championship - Giz Hero vs Rumble vs Bulk Biceps
Luna vs Twilight Sparkle