*The beautiful people….OHHHHHH!*

-The latest broadcast of Monday Night Lunacy kicks off with the usual prettiful firework display, as a total of 7,472 Lunatics in attendance are pumped for the upcoming pay per view-

Garble: Hello there, party peeeeopleeee! We are on the last stop to Uprising, as the Lunacy Asylum is positively ELECTRIC, for what is sure to be another exciting night!

Ahuizotl: How could it NOT be with the lineup we got tonight? Last week, we saw two members of The Sword compete in a tag team match. Well TONIGHT, ALL THREE members of the intimidating trio will be in action at the SAME TIME!

Garble: They'll be going up against the...well, I guess we can't refer to them as the Mean Girls anymore; Diamond Tiara, Turf, and Silver Spoon.

Ahuizotl: Also, both participants in the Carnage championship match will have separate singles matches. Giz Hero will face Thunderlane in a No Disqualification match, and Rumble will face his longtime "friend," insurance policy, whatever you want to call him...Bulk Biceps.

Garble: We can't give everything away, though! You'll be seeing a lot more that is sure to get you fully invested in Uprising this Sunday! I just hope there isn't any more backstabbing...I don't want to have to leave my home here again.

*Only perfection around….* -an insane amount of boos fill the arena as Garble sighs heavily-

Ahuizotl: Looks like we're being joined by the power hungry force known simply...as The System.

Garble: Aren't we all just SO lucky?

Ahuizotl: Don't get involved, my friend. Keep your cool.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome….Snips...Snails...Shining Armor...the Eternal Women's champion, Sunseeeeet Shimmer...the Executive Vice President, of Talent Relations, Staaaar..Swirlinaitis...aaaand, the general manager of Lunacyyyy...Luuuunaaaa!

-The System stands atop the ramp, Sunset in the middle with her title positioned around her waist, Shining holding her hand on the right, Swirlinaitis on her left, followed by Luna on his left, and SLIME behind all of them-

Garble: I don't care two of them are my bosses or not...seeing all of these chumps at once makes my skin crawl, ESPECIALLY that man right there...Shining Armor. -quakes with rage in his seat-

Ahuizotl: Last week, Shining Armor performed perhaps the most heinous and despicable act we have ever seen here in the EWF...he left his younger sister, Twilight, to fend for herself in a tag team match.

Garble: His whole PERFORMANCE was SICKENING! He did nothing but avoid Flash Sentry all match, leading Twilight to do all the work, and then FINALLY, when it appeared he was going to man up, he hopped off the apron, and mocked Twilight on his way to the back…

Ahuizotl: To make matters even WORSE, he WON the match...by forfeit. It's just a good thing that Flash Sentry and Twist, despite their noticeable differences in both appearance, and mind, are actually kind-hearted people.

Garble: It's always a pleasure to see Shining Armor get his arrogant ass handed to him, but last week was the exact opposite….he….he was the ultimate winner, as much as it KILLS me to say it….he left the arena with a victory under his belt, not even so much a scratch on his body...but he also left his sister helpless, victimized, and heartbroken, and for that...I will call him the biggest scumbag that has a contract to this company!

Ahuizotl: After the betrayal at the hands of her brother, we have been given word that Twilight will not be here tonight…

Garble: I don't blame her at all...siblings fight, but they….they don't downright ABANDON each other!

Ahuizotl: Please, partner...we have to act professionally.

Garble: I'm trying my damnedest, 'Zotl! They'll have to mute my headset, because I'm going to be breathing extremely heavily due to my anger right now….

-Snips and Snails hold the ring ropes open for all of their superiors, as many microphones are handed out. The crowd continues to boo before any member of The System can speak-

Crowd: WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU! WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU! WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU! WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU!

Luna: -smiling out at the crowd- We'll wait! We will wait all night!

Crowd: WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Luna: I do not mean to burst any of your metaphorical bubbles, but Twilight Sparkle isn't here tonight…-boos- And unless you don't want to see any of your other favorite superstars, I suggest you be...QUIET! BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LEAVING, UNTIL WE GET TO SAY WHAT WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY! -more boos-

Crowd: HEAR NO E-VIL! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* HEAR NO E-VIL! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* HEAR NO E-VIL! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*HEAR NO E-VIL! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Luna: You may chant whatever you please, but when The System is in the ring your attention BELONGS TO US! -boos boos boos-

Crowd: WE'VE GOT A-D-D! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'VE GOT A-D-D! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'VE GOT A-D-D! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Shining: ADD my ASS! You're all RETARDED! -boo after boo- You aren't going to drown US out! This is OUR SHOW! You are in the presence of GREATNESS! -he continues to talk as the crowd levels the entire System with chants of "PLEASE GET FI-RED"- The FUTURE Carnage champion, Shining Armor! The most attractive woman in this arena, and the greatest champion the EWF will EVER see...Sunset Shimmer! -he shares a wet kiss with his girl- The best bosses that I could ever ask for: Mr. Swirlinaitis, and Ms. Luna! -Shining stands between his two bosses, each of them patting him on the back before they then hug Sunset-

Crowd: WE'RE NOT LISTE-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'RE NOT LISTE-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'RE NOT LISTE-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Shining: And finally, the most punctual coffee-fetchers you could ever have: Snips and Snails! -SLIME cheers for themselves as they hug Shining-

Luna: Thank you, Shining. -the crowd boos louder and louder as Luna talks- The System is a TEAM, and everybody involved puts forth a TEAM EFFORT! -the other members nod- And what you did last week in the absence of our champion was very admirable, and worthy of the night off.

Shining: Thank you, Luna. I agree, I ABSOLUTELY deserve that!

Crowd: TAKE THE YEAR OFF! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* TAKE THE YEAR OFF! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* TAKE THE YEAR OFF! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Luna: And, since you are still getting over the lingering effects of your horrendous attack from Flash Sentry a few weeks ago, you may also take the night off, Sunset.

-Sunset smirks, as the crowd continues to boo-

Sunset: Thank you, Luna. I have still not fully recovered from what Flash did to me a few weeks ago...I just might never. He could have broken my neck, and he wouldn't have even shed a tear. NONE of you would have! You're all SAVAGES, just like him! I am your CHAMPION, yet every week you chant for my blood to be spilt, for my bones to be shattered! You will not get either, however...for I am stronger than ALL of you. I will not give any of you, nor Flash the satisfaction of watching my title slip away from me. I may be scarred for life after his actions, but Uprising will not be my downfall! When I get my hands on Twilight Sparkle, I will make her realize that she was NEVER the rightful champion...she was just keeping it warm for me! -boos- You all may hate it, but I don't GIVE A DAMN! I am the only champion you will ever know! I, am here to STAY! The System, is here to STAY! And anybody who gets in our way, will find out just why WE…-looks at Luna for approval, which she nods to- are BEST...for BUSINESS! -she removes her title from her waist, holding it high in the air as her cohorts clap. Shining pulls her into another deep kiss-

Crowd: BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Shining: -ending the kiss as Sunset wipes saliva off of her lips- You should all stop chanting YOUR bullshit and listen up! -boos- I've been bombarded with questions since last week...questions like, "why Shining, WHY? How could you turn on your dear old sister Twilight out of the blue like that?" What assholes like GARBLE -leans over the top rope, glaring all the way at Garble- and you all need to realize is that I was doing my sister a FAVOR! -major boos- And before you point the blame at Sunset, stop yourselves! This woman is the sweetest, most innocent person you'll ever meet…-Sunset buries her head into Shining's shoulder, looking up at her lover with big eyes and a sweet smile- She had NOTHING to do with what I did to Twilight last week. I'd like to reaffirm the fact that I LOVE my sister very dearly, but there is a little thing called TOUGH LOVE that family practice, and Twilight needed a little dose of that. She had the audacity to discourage the good name of my AMAZING girlfriend? Sunset is the most important person and aspect of my life, and NOBODY, not even my family is going to pull her through the mud with their comments. I did not TURN on Twilight...I simply showed her that I will not stand for ANYBODY spewing hatred towards Sunset. Keep your comments to yourself, because we don't want to hear them!

Luna: Twilight Sparkle, as well as every other female in the back, need to learn that Sunset is the woman for this job. She's a cut above the rest, and literally the ONLY woman capable of leading the charge of Lunacy as its champion. We all look forward to her victory at Uprising, where she will prove that Twilight Sparkle is nothing more than a B+ player, and not on the same level as hers-

*Everybody's starry eyed….* -the crowd was booing during that entire ordeal, but now they finally have something to cheer for-

Garble: Finally! I thought that would have gone on forever!

Ahuizotl: This would usually be the part where Mr. Rich enters the fray, but RARITY is making her way to the ring instead!

Garble: At this point, it doesn't matter WHO it is...I just want The System to be denied microphone time from now on!

-Rarity enters the ring with her own microphone-

Sunset: Uuuuummmm, heeelloooo? I don't think it's time for your match yet, sweetie, if you even HAVE one...you'd probably just lose it if you di-

Rarity: SHUT UP! -lots of cheers- Why do you think I came out here?! It wasn't to hear MORE of you, that's for sure! I may be a lady, but I can only take so much! I'm PISSED OFF!

Luna: Well, Rarity, I can give you a match to let loose some frustration if you'd like.

Rarity: I'd ask for a match with Mr. Shining Armor, but he would likely just run from that battles, just like all the others!

Shining: Hey! I don't run from ANYBODY-

Rarity: Did I ASK for a rebuttal from you?! No matter the circumstances, you hurt one of my dearest friends, and above all else, your SISTER! Do you have ANY idea what kind of MONSTER that makes you? Most people are afraid of monsters, but I want to EXTERMINATE YOU! I'VE LOST MATCH AFTER MATCH! WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT TO LOSE?! -Shining begins slightly backing up-

Crowd: KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!

Rarity: You're….you're not even WORTH it…-she turns to Sunset, getting in her face- YOOOOUUUU, on the other hand….I don't care WHAT he says….you're responsible for ALL of this! You're the most hated woman in this company...do you know that?

Sunset: I do. And it's because everybody is jealous of my succes. I'm not fighting tonight, though, and I've beaten you TWICE before, so BACK OFF.

Rarity: OHOOOOO! Leave out the fact that BOTH of those times I was conspired against by outside parties to make sure YOU left standing tall and proud! All your career you've relied on other people to hand you all of your success. I've been working as hard as anybody on this roster to make a name for myself, and I've been suffering from setback after setback….what better way to at LONG LAST put my name on the EWF's radar...by beating the Eternal Women's champion herself? You're time on top isn't going to last forever, darling...in fact, it's going to end this Sunday, when my friend Twilight Sparkle DEFEATS you. First, though, I want to prove that even after all the debilitating losses I've suffered, I can bounce back in the most resounding way possible!

-Sunset is about to retort, before the theme song of Lightning Dust sends the crowd into another cheering fest-

Ahuizotl: Would you look at THIS now? More of just the handfuls of enemies that Sunset Shimmer has made.

-Rarity and Sunset look back at the stage as Lightning Dust and Fluttershy make their way into the arena-

Garble: This place just got a little bit louder, 'Zotl...it's the Chick Combo champions!

Ahuizotl: Both of which are well-noted friends of Twilight Sparkle, as well.

-The champs walk to the ring with microphones of their own, Fluttershy appeasing the crowd by joining in on their "YAY" chants. Lightning smiles as she soon enters the ring with her partner-

Sunset: Okay, what the hell is this? Attack of the Average?

Lightning: This is more of an intervention. It's not one that is going to enlighten you, but think of it as you finally getting what's coming to you. Rarity, I respect your passion about this right now, but I respect Twilight more than anybody in this business. I want to slap Shining around, too, but why not just go for the source? You're one manipulative bitch, Sunset. Even if I am hurt so bad I can't deal with The Sword on Sunday, I want your ass TONIGHT.

Sunset: Ha, you might want to take me out to dinner first.

Lightning: Of course you would joke….you're so smug. You're so confident you won't have to fight me or Rares, aren't you?

Sunset: Didn't you hear? I have the night OFF. I'm not having a match with ANYBODY.

Lightning: I didn't say anything about a match, now did I? I'm talking about a FIGHT. There doesn't have to be a referee for there to be a fight. All we need is one major bitch, played by the part of you, and one vengeful, fire-breathing ASS-KICKER! Which would be me or Rarity, it seems. Hell, we might even team up to take you out the way you DESERVE to be taken out!

Rarity: That's correct. Match or not, you won't be getting out of this unscathed, darling…

Lightning: And just in case, Flutters will be there to watch our back, just in case you try to pull something sleazy. Ain't that right, girl?

Fluttershy: Well, um...actually, Lightning...I...kind of wanted to fight Sunset, too…-the crowd cheers-

Crowd: FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY!

Lightning: Hahaaaaa! Is that so?

Fluttershy: Um...yes. I mean, Twilight is one of my best friends too, and I've wrestled Sunset before. She beat me, but I've learned a lot since then, and have gotten a lot better, so I know I can take her! -more "YAY" chants-

Sunset: None of you get it, do you? None of you DESERVE a shot at me, hurt or not. I'm the Eternal Women's CHAMPION! I'm above ALL of you!

Rarity: Maybe when it comes to sucking up to those who sign your checks you are. But when it comes to character and human decency, we've ALL got you beat there.

Lightning: Besides, this isn't about the championship! We're all here to fight for our friend, Twilight, and we WON'T let her down!

Sunset: Hate to break it to your, but you're about to do just that, because I'm on my way out. I'm not going to allow any of you to get what you want. There is no hope for Twilight at Uprising, and there is no hope for you three if you are going to challenge me. I personally think you three should have a match to see who my opponent should be at the next pay per view. That would be quite entertaining for me to watch. -she smirks as she approaches the ropes to leave with her stablemates, but Filthy Rich appears on the titantron, much to the audience's delight-

Mr. Rich: Not so fast there, Sunset. Do you know what profession you are apart of? You're a wrestler, and that means you show up to WRESTLE each and every week, that is, unless you're hurt. Now, you say you're hurt, as does Luna, but after speaking with the doctors, they say they checked you out just a few hours ago and said you were okay…-Sunset looks on in a "caught in the act" face- I guess you should've stayed home if you didn't want to compete tonight. -shrugs- Competitors like Scootaloo aren't permitted to compete with bruised ribs, the same goes for Twilight, whose heart was crushed last week by her brother. As a result of that, I would LOVE to put Shining Armor in a series of grueling and agonizing matches, but that would be abusing my power, and I am not about that. What I am about, however, as we know, is giving the EWF fans what they want to see! -cheers- That is why, here tonight, Sunset...your match will be decided, via a returning concept...a vote on the EWF App. -cheers-

Sunset: WHAT?! These fools shouldn't get to choose who I fight!

Mr. Rich: Well, I'm giving them that opportunity, anyway. Since they all three made good pleas, I think it only makes sense that the three choices should be Rarity, Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy. Happy voting, everybody. The polls are open, starting….NOW. -the feed cuts off the crowd cheers, many taking out their phones right away-

Ahuizotl: What a major move by Mr. Rich!

Garble: THAT's why he is in charge! The customer satisfaction from Lunacy fans can't be any less that GREAT at this point!

-Fluttershy, Lightning, and Rarity seem pleased by the announcement as The System leaves the ring in a huff-

Garble: I wish he would've put Shining in a match, but there is no denying that this move just rocked The System to its core! No matter who wins the app vote, it is sure to be an excellent contest!

Ahuizotl: The System's plan to keep Sunset healthy until Uprising has failed, and one of three women: Rarity, Fluttershy, or Lightning Dust could take advantage in the biggest way possible!

Garble: They're all friends of Twilight, and they all want to get their hands on Sunset for their own reasons, but they all share a common one; and that is to deliver a beating, in honor of their friend! This night just got a LOT more exciting.

Ahuizotl: Only in wrestling would a stiff beatdown be a substitute for a "get well soon" card...get your vote out of the way while you can, everyone, and enjoy our first match on tonight's broadcast. It's a match that neither participant thought they would ever be apart of…

Garble: Which makes it all the more interesting for us! Let's do this!

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -a strong mixture of cheers and boos accompany this boisterous individual to the ring-

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing FIRST...accompanied to the riiing, by THUNDERLAAANE! Making his seasonal residence, in CAMPO GRANDE, BRAZIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 poooounds...he is, the CARNAAAAAGE CHAMPIIIIOOOON...RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrUUUUUUMBLLLLLLEEEE!

-Rumble basks in the glory of his spotlight as he faces the camera with his signature puffed out lips. He begins snapping photos with his selfie stick as Thunderlane travels behind him, looking out at the crowd as he pushes down his aviators sunglasses onto his nose. The crowd marvels at Thunderlane's new look, which has traded in his mo-hawk for frosted tips, imported straight from the 90s, and gold earrings cutting through his ears-

Ahuizotl: It seems like every week Thunderlane is delving more and more into his...experimental side.

Garble: What the hell is wrong with him? Look at what he's doing to himself!

Ahuizotl: I suppose when you hang around with your more fashionable brother, you start experiencing drastic changes in your physical appearance.

Garble: Aren't fashionable people supposed to know what is hip with the times? FROSTED TIPS?! FROSTED TIPS?! He looks like he's ready to drop the first album for his new boy-band!

Ahuizotl: You may not approve of it, and well, it's certainly a bit tacky to me, but to Rumble, it is an upgrade.

Garble: Rumble better stop worrying about new ways to make me lose respect for his brother and focus on the man who he'll be defending his championship against this Sunday, Giz Hero.

-Rumble rests himself on the top rope, his brother trying to climb up there with him-

Rumble: Gaaaahhh! Get off of my throne, you freeloader! -Rumble shoves his brother to the floor, which he doesn't seem to mind. The only action he takes is to comb his hair back into place-

Garble: Rumble doesn't seem too enamored with his brother, despite all the help he's received in his fight with Giz Hero.

Ahuizotl: It's well documented over the past few months that Rumble doesn't NEED help. He's perfectly capable of retaining his championship on his own. This is likely just an extra insurance policy. He doesn't seem too thrilled about it, though, you're right.

-Thunderlane takes Rumble's championship as he prepares to battle an old friend-

-"Next Big Thing" by Jim Johnston sends Rumble into a place he never thought he would experience-

Garble: And what a hell of a test this is heading into Uprising….

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! From Minneapolis, Minnesotaaaaa! Weighing in at 296 POOOOUNDS...BUUUULK...BIIIIICEEEEEEEPS!

Ahuizotl: Speaking of insurance policies, here is Rumble's oldest one...Bulk Biceps. A hulking individual who, for a while, lived to protect Rumble and his Roses, which references Flitter and Cloudchaser.

Garble: Over the past few weeks, we've seen Bulk be targeted by the aspiring super-agent, Suri Poloman, in an attempt to thicken her clientele.

Ahuizotl: In fact, much to Bulk's shock, it was Suri who scored him this match against the Carnage champion. It's a huge opportunity for Bulk, who, despite his freakishly huge size, has done absolutely NOTHING of note here in the EWF…

Garble: Bulk is completely AGAINST this idea, however. Look at his face. He's FRIGHTENED just walking down the ramp! I hope Suri gave him a talking to beforehand, because he looks as if this is the LAST match he wants to be apart of…

Ahuizotl: Well, this is the man who brought him to EWF. Rumble may be an uptight brat, but Bulk Biceps basically owes him everything!

Garble: If Bulk wants to make it in this business, he needs to get in that ring and owe Rumble a severe thrashing! This is his CHANCE, he CAN'T let it go to waste! Suri has done more for Bulk in a month than Rumble EVER has! He's got his sitting on the SIDELINES as long as I can recall.

Ahuizotl: Suri claims Bulk is much better than that. We will see if the investment she has put so much time into pays off here tonight.

-Bulk hops onto the apron, holding the top rope with both hands for a long time as he stares at Rumble with an "I'm sorry, I didn't plan this" face. For once, Rumble is actually paying attention to his opponent rather than tuning them out with his selfie stick. Bulk slowly enters the ring, Rumble shaking his head at this entire situation-

Ahuizotl: You could cut the tension with a knife….

-The bell rings as Bulk and Rumble meet in the center of the ring-

Match 1: Rumble w/ Thunderlane vs Bulk Biceps

Rumble: Why, Bulk? After all I've done for you…

Bulk: You threw me aside like GARBAGE as you spent each week prancing around with the title that me and the girls HELPED you win in the first place! Sorry, but I refuse to let the highlight of my career be me carrying your bags!

Rumble: You leave me no choice...you were such a GOOD little errand boy, too…-Rumble extends his leg right into the shin of Bulk, knocking him down to one knee-

Ahuizotl: And this is what the champ needs to do; neutralize the power of the near 300-pounder! Keep him off his feet!

-Every time Bulk tries to get back up, Rumble plants his boot square in his face, knocking him down each time. One fateful time, however, Bulk catches Rumble's foot, causing his mouth to open in fear-

Garble: That didn't work for long! True power NEVER rests!

-Rumble holds his hands up in surrender, but Bulk is not having it. He shoves Rumble into the ropes, tossing him up into the air and over his shoulders. Bulk roars to the crowd as his opponent crashes into the mat, pain searing throughout his body-

Ahuizotl: I think if Suri were to sign Bulk, it would be one hell of a coup!

-Bulk moves over to Rumble as he tries to crawl out of the ring and to the floor. Bulk pulls him onto the apron where he is facing the stage and begins rocking his kidney area with forearms, each shot causing more and more abuse. Rumble desperately wraps his arms around Bulk's neck and drops it onto the top rope like a guillotine-

Garble: This'll give Rumble a little breather as he tries to come up with a way to take down the beast known as Bulk Biceps.

Ahuizotl: It looks like a tall task, but we've seen Rumble do some incredible things in the past.

-Rumble climbs up to the top turnbuckle gingerly, flying off of it and driving Bulk into the mat with a bulldog. It takes all the strength he has to roll him over onto his back to go to a cover-

*1...2…-just as his shining performance looks like it is about to end, Bulk POWERS out of the cover, launching Rumble off of him and crashing belly-first into the mat-

Ahuizotl: Holy!

Garble: Rumble's going to have to inflict more punishment if he hopes to topple this giant!

-3 minutes later-

-Bulk runs at Rumble, who is propped up in the corner. He moves out of the way as Bulk crashes into the turnbuckles-

Rumble: Ref! Ref! I think I chipped a tooth!

Ref: It's something EVERY match, isn't it? Okay, let me see…

-As the referee's back is turned, Thunderlane jumps onto the apron and scrapes his comb across the eyes of Bulk-

Garble: And the big guy is blinded!

Rumble: -shoving the referee away as Bulk stumbles around, not able to see- Nevermind, it's cleared up. Just another example of my profound healing skills!

-Rumble nails Bulk with the Beauty Shot, pinning him as he hits the mat-

*1...2...3!* -the crowd mostly boos as Thunderlane rounds up his brother's championship before entering the ring-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEEER...RrrrrrUUUUUMBLLLLLEEEEEEE!

-Thunderlane collapses on the mat next to his brother, handing him his championship before fetching him his selfie stick-

Garble: I've got to be honest...after so much hype centering around this guy getting back in the ring, that was one of the most disappointing performances I've ever seen.

Ahuizotl: We can't be too hard on him. It was the sneaky spread of the comb across the eyes by Thunderlane that did Bulk Biceps in...the rest was academic.

Garble: I don't blame him for losing, especially after something like that, but he was so built up, and me being the type of guy that likes to see arrogant whinebags get what's coming to them, I feel very much ripped off.

Ahuizotl: He was dominant for most of the match, however, and that is worth something. I think Suri Poloman is on the right track with this. She just needs to prod a little bit harder to get the performance out of Bulk that she thinks he has inside him.

-Bulk rolls out of the ring, rubbing his eyes as he hangs his head in disappointment, his hands on his side. He talks the walk of shame to the back as the two brothers celebrate in the ring, which consists of Thunderlane trying to interfere in Rumble's selfies and quickly being shrieked at by his brother-

Rumble: QUIT IT! THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF PHOTO BOOTH AT THE MALL! -Rumble continues to be interrupted by Thunderlane's antics- QUIT IT! -The crowd laughs as we head to the backstage area, where Bulk is met with the presence of Suri as soon as he emerges.

Suri: -sighing as Bulk comes through the curtain- It'll be taken care of, I assure you. I have some business I need to attend to. Call me back, m'kay? -she hangs up and puts her phone back in her purse, crossing her arms as she stares at Bulk with a look that demands an explanation-

Bulk: Did….did I do good, Suri?

Suri: Did you do good? Did Bulk Biceps do good? Hmmm….well, let me grade you on your performance. You get a B when it comes to intensity...a D on the destruction scale, as Rumble left with all his limbs intact...and an F on NOBODY IS GOING TO REMEMBER YOUR NAAAME. What was that out there? Huh?! What was that?!

Bulk: I haven't been in the ring in a while, and-

Suri: Don't give me EXCUSES. A man of your size doesn't GIVE excuses! You give CONCUSSIONS! You give SEVERE TRAUMA..TO ALL PARTS OF THE BODY! You give those people a reason to CARE! THAT's what you do! If you don't do that, NOBODY can help you! You can't even help YOURSELF. How do you think you did, Bulk? How do YOU think you fared out there?

Bulk: Well, I….I….lost-

Suri: YOUUU LOOOOOOOST! Now if I was your mother, and you were playing...oh I don't know, little league SOCCER, I'd tell you, "oh, it's okay, Bulky! Winning isn't everything. Let's go home and I'll get you a juice box for trying your best!" That doesn't work in this business, pal! Winning IS everything! Earning CHAMPIONSHIPS is everything! Getting MONEEEEEEEY. IS. EVEEEERYYYYYYYYTHING! And after tonight's performance…-begins using her fingers to count out all the points she makes- you aren't getting any title shots. You're aren't getting any more notoriety. And you CERTAINLY aren't getting any MONEY. All YOU'RE getting, is a bunch of people pointing and crowing about how LAUGHABLE your match was. The children laugh it up, saying to their parents, "look, mom! Look, dad! That big white gorilla doesn't even have enough SENSE to know when he's about to be made an example out of!" The adults will hop online to all the wrestling forums, furiously typing about how, "Bulk Biceps is a lost cause. He is nothing but a mass of muscles who can't even beat the SMALLEST GUY ON THE ROSTER! He has no personality, no wins under his belt, and NO. FUTURE." This is what people say about you, when you let yourself get SCREWED like you did out there! And don't you feel like I'm yelling at you because my reputation has been tarnished, or I've lost money, because you aren't officially my CLIENT. I'm not gaining money off of you, but I'm starting to wonder if I even CAN turn you into an unstoppable force, leading you to victory after victory, accolade after accolade, until you have nothing left to prove in that squared circle. And it's not because you're DUMB, or UNTALENTED...it's because you don't know how to turn that second gear, that sixth sense on. You've GOT something, Bulk….why can't you realize how to UNLEASH your full potential? Show me what you can really do! Show me!

Bulk: I'm not in the ring, though...this is unnecessary-

-Suri slaps Bulk, catching him off guard as his eyes grow-

Suri: SHOW ME!

-Bulk seethes with rage, as he picks up the catering table and, rather than flipping it over, lunges it at least 5 feet forward like a delicious dart with an intense roar. He stands in front of Suri as his heart beat accelerates and as his breathing intensifies with a bloodthirsty, behemoth-like face-

Suri: More! Destroy MORE!

-Bulk grabs a nearby mop that a janitor is set to use when the show is over and breaks it in half. He throws it aside as turns around, launching a meaty fist into the plaster wall and creating a hole the size of his fist. He turns around and is met with the huge grin of Suri-

Suri: THAT's the intensity I want to see! The intensity I KNEW you had inside of you! If you perform like that, the entire EWF will soon be YOURS!

-Bulk isn't really paying attention. He is too in the zone as he runs down the hall, picking up an unsuspecting Silver Shill as he pleads for help-

Suri: Bulk! Bulk, no! He's not an inanimate object! He's also not someone who is going to stand in your way to Superstardom...

-Bulk finally snaps out of his rampage filled trance, as he puts Silver Shill down. He still is overcome by his new found intensity and badassness-

Suri: Don't worry about the table...or the food...or the mop...OR the wall. -rolls her eyes- I'll pay for all of it. It's worth EVERY penny. THIS is the attitude that is going to make you The Next BIG Thing in the EWF, Bulk!

Bulk: -still breathing as heavy as ever- Let's go sign that contract….-he walks off as Suri is left behind, stunned-

Suri: Really?! Oh my Go-...-she turns to Silver, talking as she readjusts his tie- I'm sorry about that. Seems I need to keep him on a leash from now on! -she winks at Silver before chasing after who we can assume is her newest client- Wait up, Bulk, m'kay?!

-Silver looks on, both relieved and terrified for whoever meets Bulk in the ring, as we head back to ringside.

The ringing of a school bell brings back horrible memories for the adults in attendance, and the kids can attest to the horrors, which is why they all hate this character-

Nyeker: Class….is in SESSION! -furious boos are brought upon Bill Nyeker and his Teacher's Pets as they make their way to the ring- Last week, a student of mine was given a task, and said task was to annihilate Vultarian. Mr. Kendrick had a minor slip-up, but that does not mean I took him backstage and profusely scolded him. For there is always room for improvement! And he will show the entire world the fruits of my labor, when he and his colossal companion VANQUISH the EWF of the humdrum, and the flat out dumb. For now, this evening, you in attendance, and you practicing your viewership THROUGHOUT the horizons, will bare witness, to the systematic destruction, of the man who cannot even fathom what weight class he performs in. I am referring to Overdrive, a man of superb strength, yet a man who so foolishly panders to all of you nimwits by soaring through the air, just to get a positive response. It is funny, to me, how he seems to call his opponents "stupid," yet he does not even have the mental capability to realize that such acts will one day render him paralyzed. Mr. Dawson….you may begin your examination, of a man who seems to defy the very functions of gravity, and manipulates the masses in a way which is both sinister, and very much expected out of a metallic thug from the well-noted wasteland of Detroit. -more boos- Mr. Kendrick, please take notes. -Xavier Kendrick wisely observes as Dwight Dawson enters the ring, undoing his tie-

Ahuizotl: Only Bill Nyeker could motivate his students, while at the same time insulting thousands of people….

Garble: Will the massive Dwight Dawson succeed where his partner did not? We're about to find out, in what will be a physical battle of strength versus strength.

*All my life I've been searching for something…* -all that time Bill Nyeker was talking the audience was searching for something to cheer for...now they have it. Hahahahahaha I love entrance theme puns-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, by VULTARIAAAAN! From the Steeeel City! Weighing in at 258 pooooounds….OOOOOVERDRIIIIIIVE!

Ahuizotl: Built for competition in a factory in Detroit, Michigan, Overdrive is surely going to take offense to Bill Nyeker's words from just a few moments ago.

Garble: This guy is literally a MACHINE, and machines sometimes do things you never expected them to do. Overdrive is a perfect example of such, flying off the top turnbuckle with the greatest of ease whenever he so please! Machines also tend to malfunction at times, and that is what Bill Nyeker is banking on here tonight.

Ahuizotl: Overdrive seems fully functional at this point, though. He's got a lot left in the tank, and so much mileage to boot! It's worth noting that despite his own size, we've seen Dwight Dawson utilize the second rope to deliver a bone jarring splash to his opponents.

Garble: But he certainly isn't as comfortable up there as Overdrive is, nor does he fly with as much grace and fluidity! This match is another sample of what we'll be getting, when these two distinct teams combat each other Sunday at Uprising.

Match 2: Dwight Dawson w/ Bill Nyeker and Xavier Kendrick vs Overdrive w/ Vultarian

-11 minutes later-

-Dawson rolls out of the ring as Overdrive attempts his shooting star press. He then collapses outside of the floor as the referee prevents Overdrive from going out after him. Overdrive ignores, and sticks his head outside the middle rope. As he begins to bring his hand down to grab hold of his opponent, Dawson promptly looks up and splashes water from a bottle into the mechanical side of his face-

Garble: That's a water bottle! Dawson grabbed a water bottle from under the ring!

-Overdrive's entire body begins making crackling sounds as he makes a face that can only be described as "the end is near"-

Ahuizotl: Is...is Overdrive...shutting down?!

-Overdrive falls to the mat, as his entire robotic half shuts down, going from blue to black-

Garble: My God...this...this is BRILLIANT! Dwight Dawson, has just taken Overdrive completely out of commission!

-Nyeker and Kendrick look astonished as Dawson re-enters the ring. He slowly picks Overdrive up and nails him with a Black Hole Slam-

*1….2…3!*

Ahuizotl: Dawson passes! What an incredible gameplan!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEER...DWIIIIGHT..DAWWWSOOOOOON!

-Dawson rolls out of the ring, being met by his very excited teacher and his stunned classmate-

Garble: It can NOT be understated how absolutely MARVELOUS Dawson's forward-thinking right there is! I mean, how simple, yet...so BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT!

Ahuizotl: I'm not sure if that was just Dawson being resourceful in the moment and realizing who exactly he is in the ring with, or if Bill Nyeker brought up this strategy with him backstage, but that was something that only the best of the best come up with!

Garble: You could say that again! I mean, NOBODY has even ATTEMPTED what we just saw! Whoever's idea that was, there was no way it COULDN'T have worked! Overdrive never saw it coming-hell, NONE of us did! WOW! WOW WOW WOW WOW! I can't believe this! It's the most cunning thing I've ever seen in an EWF match!

Ahuizotl: Regardless, hopefully Overdrive will be able to boot himself back up before Uprising, and if he does, it would do him a world of good to watch his back, because I have a feeling Dawson and Kendrick won't hesitate to use this stunt again.

Garble: We said it before the match, 'Zotl. Machines sometimes wonk out, and Overdrive can't even open his eyes! This could be disastrous for he and Vultarian come Uprising, but Bill Nyeker has found the biggest chink in the proverbial armor of Overdrive, and it'd be wise for his boys to exploit it to hell and back!

-Nyeker raises a hand each of his students, as Vultarian checks on his partner, who even his human half only works if his metallic half is functioning properly. He hasn't moved a muscle since the water came into contact with him. Doctors begin rushing the ring as Nyeker and his students celebrate-

Nyeker: EUREKAAAA! Who knew?! Who knew such an imposing figure's mainframe would dispel with the simple inclusion of H20?! H20, my boys! -he shakes his student's arms with glee- H20 will be the downfall of the rotund robot! HAHAHAHAHA!

-Vultarian and the doctors try to find out how to revive Overdrive as we head to commercial break-

-We return from the break as the door opens to Sunset's locker room, in walk Sunset and Shining, who couldn't even wait to close the door and are already making out. Sunset giggles as she and her lover fall onto her couch, Sunset straddling on top-

Shining: Mmm! Who the hell do those three think they are? You've beaten them all before, and you'll do it to whoever is picked! -he sucks on his girlfriend's neck- You're so beautiful~

Sunset: I sure will, Shiny…-bites her lower lip- I just need a little...pre-match warm up session before I head out~

Shining: Heh, it's all good...I got you covered. -he begins groping her chest as Sunset sits atop his...package. Shining leans up, allowing Sunset to take his shirt off before laying his head back down on the couch- Do your thing, girl. I'm ALL yours~!

-Sunset giggles, and goes in to lick Shining's 6 pack, but she stops-

Shining: Hmm? What's wrong, babe?

Sunset: The hell is that behind your head?

Shining: What are you talking about?

-Shining and Sunset get off of the couch, both of them noticing a little piece of yellow cloth that was crammed into the seat behind Shining's head-

Shining: What the…?

-Sunset takes her hand and pulls on the cloth, soon revealing a pair of yellow panties-

Sunset: How did THESE get in THERE? -she looks at Shining with a smirk- Shiiiinyyyy! -she wraps her arms around his waist- If you wanted to add a third element to our little sex sessions, you could've just asked me! -she lets go upon realizing something- Oh gosh, Shining! Why on MY couch of all places, though?! What kind of SLOB is this girl?

Shining: What?! No, no, babe! I haven't brought ANY other girls into your locker room, I swear! I have no idea HOW those got in here!

Sunset: -begins to inspect the underwear- Wait! There's a message on the inside of them…is...is that LIPSTICK? -she shakes her head, realizing that isn't the point, and reads- "Come to the Marietta Lodge after your match. My room is 146B. I have a plan that is designed to make sure you leave Uprising as champion. )" -she looks at Shining with a smirk-

Shining: I had nothing to do with this…

Sunset: Whether you did or not doesn't mean a damn thing! I know I can beat Twilight on my own, but it's always nice to have a backup plan.

Shining: So you're going to go meet this...person?

Sunset: Hell yeah I am! You wanna come with me?

Shining: Well, the message implies that it wants you to come alone. You're the champion. If you're going to do this, I think you should do it yourself. You don't want to anger this person, they might not help us….

Sunset: -nods- You're right. I'll go meet this mystery person and see what they have to say.

Shining: Alriiiiight, sounds like a plan. -he smiles as he begins to unbutton his pants-

Sunset: Aww, damn. Sorry, honey, but I can't think about sex right now. All I can focus on is this proposal and my match, so I'll see you out there. -she kisses him on the lips before throwing the panties back on the couch and walking out of the locker room-

Shining: Ouch….hope I don't get blue balls now. He puts his zipper up and gets back into his shirt. He sits down by the panties and looks around to make sure no one is watching him. He picks them up and slightly sniffs them- Whoa...these smell...awfully familiar for some reason… -he sits them back down before exiting the room himself-

*And now...it's all over now…* -it's that time of night again. When the entire crowd boos as loud as possible-

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FAAALL! Introducing first, accompaniiied, by Shining..Armor! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOUNDS...she is, the ETERNAAAL. WOMEEEEN'S. CHAAAMPIOOOOON...SUUUUNSEEEEEET..SHIIIIIIMMEEEER!

Garble: There is nothing more nerve-grinding than preparing for a match, when you don't even know who your opponent is going to be. That's the complication the Eternal Women's champion faces here tonight, as one of three hearty competitors could step through that curtain, walk down that aisle, and get into the ring, with the sole purpose of beating the hell out of Sunset!

Ahuizotl: That is exactly the sort of thing you should expect when you are the champion. Everybody is gunning for you in all directions. The difference here is, this match isn't even ABOUT the title. It's about sticking up for a fallen friend, and if you can't do that to the person who did the damage, you might as well target the ringleader.

Garble: Absolutely. Shining can say all he wants that Sunset had nothing to do with what happened last week, but I will NEVER buy that. That woman is so sly, so manipulative...she has Shining wrapped around her finger, and can get him to do whatever she wants.

Ahuizotl: Which is entirely why Sunset Shimmer DESERVES the disadvantage she is faced with tonight, and you shouldn't think otherwise, folks.

-Shining prepares his nervous girlfriend for her eventual fate, as a drumroll plays, hyping who her opponent will be. The results show up on the titantron, Lightning Dust earning 25 percent, Fluttershy 30, and Rarity with 45 percent of the vote! Sunset only has a limited time to prepare as the crowd goes wild-

Garble: Oh man! Gotta admit, color me surprised!

Ahuizotl: Well, with no time to spare, let's go backstage with Silver Shill, as he interviews the victor of the poll!

Silver Shill: -with a big smile- Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present Sunset Shimmer's opponent for tonight...Rarity!

-Rarity appears next to Silver Shill with a hand over her mouth in shock-

Silver: Rarity, you look just as stunned as me!

Rarity: I...I actually am pretty taken aback by this. Oh my….I always suspected that Lightning Dust and Fluttershy had...had more fans than me, but...this is truly a very joyous occasion for me.

Silver: Why do you think the EWF fans voted for you to face Sunset tonight?

Rarity: -shakes her head- I don't quite know, truthfully...I've faced Sunset twice already, and lost both times...Fluttershy and Lightning faced her one time and lost, but Lightning lost in a triple threat match. She's never faced Sunset one on one, which is why I expected her to win the majority of the vote, so...wait...you know, I think I understand why I was picked…

Silver: Why is that?

Rarity: My first 5 months in the EWF have been...quite frankly a big disappointment to me. I've had wonderful matches with the likes of Colgate, Midnight Strike and, yes, Sunset, but I want to be MORE than the girl that goes out there and has great matches. I want to be a CHAMPION, and my last chance to do so was last week, and I failed...every time I get the chance to shine, my light falters out. It's so incredibly frustrating to me! I honestly feel disgusted with myself whenever I can't get the job done...after so much failure, I thought the EWF fans would've just given up on me by this point...but I think just the opposite is happening. They want me to succeed. They want me frustration with myself to cease. My speech must've opened a lot of their eyes, and so, they...threw me a bone, you could so. Most people would be defensive about this, because it makes them feel weak that other people have to grant them an opportunity like this. I am GRATEFUL, though. I am ECSTATIC. The voters look at Lightning Dust, and they look at Fluttershy, and they see that they are ALREADY champions, and I am not. They hear the passion in my voice, they see the determination I fight with in EVERY match I partake in. I NEEDED this match tonight. I know I've not succeeded in every prior opportunity I've been given, but all I needed was just ONE last chance to prove that I am worth the constant chances I am given. I swear on ALL things that are fabulous, I will NOT let this opportunity go to waste! For all the things Sunset Shimmer has done to me, and my friends, I WILL beat her tonight. I will take her down as many pegs as possible, and after I do so, I will continue to make a name for myself on Lunacy. Not just by competing in classic matches, but by also WINNING said matches, and ultimately, attaining the status I've always craved and felt was PERFECT for me, a person who adores the limelight and as much attention as I can possibly receive. This is the same status Sunset Shimmer was literally HANDED OVER, and such is the exact reason she is not entitled to it. I understand I have a long way to go until I can be considered on the same level as Sunset, but I will get there through my own hard work, and I will not abuse the position I am in to get what I desire. Thank you...thank you all from the bottom of my heart, EWF fans...I will NOT let you down!

Silver: Good luck, Rarity!

-Rarity walks off in the direction of the entrance to the stage, before she is stopped by Fluttershy and Lightning Dust-

Lightning: Hey there, Rares. Congratulations! -she and Fluttershy shake Rarity's hand-

Rarity: Thank you both! It was unexpected, but I am prepared nonetheless.

Lightning: You hit the nail right on the head. Me and Fluttershy don't have anything to prove. We already HAVE our gold. This is YOUR night...YOUR moment.

Fluttershy: And...um, if you don't mind, Rarity...me and Lightning would...like to be apart of your moment with you.

Rarity: Are you saying you want to come to the...ring with me?

Fluttershy: Mhm! If we can't beat Sunset ourselves, the next best thing is having a front row seat to watch our friend beat her! -squee-

Rarity: -she smiles tearfully- I would be honored if you were to be at my side...of course you can come to the ring with me!

Lightning: Awesome! -her and Fluttershy grin- And if Shining Asshat tries to pull anything, we'll take care of him!

Rarity: And I have no problem watching you girls' back if The Sword decides to show up.

Fluttershy: We're ready for anything, Rarity.

Rarity: So am I, darlings...let's go! -they all walk side by side to the entrance-

*Everybody's starry eyed…* -the crowd comes alive for Lunacy's resident fashionista-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, by Lightning Dust, aaaand Fluttershyyy, from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOUNDS...RAAAAAAAAARIIIIITYYYYYY!

Garble: Man, I figured Fluttershy had this poll in the bag! It seems she has the most fans out of the three, but I suppose Rarity's speech swayed much of the audience.

Ahuizotl: It certainly was a different side of her we haven't seen. Rarity is usually stoic, and does a great job of keeping her composure. One thing that is a constant with Rarity, however, is passion, and tonight was no different.

Garble: Can you blame her for being so...confrontational? There's only so much a wrestler can take when it comes to loss after loss. She thought this time last week she would be going to Uprising to challenge for the Crater Chick championship, and to be honest, so did I.

Ahuizotl: She's a terrific competitor, but she has yet to get that one true career-making win thus far in the EWF. She may not have succeeded last week, but who knows what could happen tonight? She actually got a chance to prepare for Sunset, in case she faced her.

Garble: And while Shining is at ringside, Rarity has two of her best friends, the Chick Combo champions in her corner. Both of which would like to smack Shining around for what he did to Twilight...so if I were him, I would make myself scarce during this match, and maybe for the rest of the year.

-Rarity takes a deep breath, walking up the steps and entering the ring as her friends wish her good luck. Shining exits the ring as Rarity glares a hole through him-

Sunset: -interjecting herself- Eyes on me, you albino asshole. I know you've never had a man like Shining before since all men are turned off by pale girls who talk to their cat and manikins all day, but-

Rarity: You need to stop right there. I'd rather THAT be my hobby than spending all my nights on my back with the various men of the roster. Where's the creativity in that?

Sunset: You'd be surprised what kind of creative stuff occurs in my bedroom….-she winks at Shining-

Rarity: I praise your gameplan of trying to make me vomit as a way to get my mind off of our match, but Twilight may never be the same after what you two did to her! You may have beaten me before, but I ASSURE you, I am the LAST woman you want to step into the ring with tonight!

Sunset: Well, I'm here, so how about you allow me the pleasure of making you FAMOUS, since you'll never be able to do that on your own!

-Rarity is done talking, as she gets set to whoop Sunset's ass-

Garble: I LOVE when women fight. Ring the bell!

Match 3: Rarity w/ Fluttershy and Lightning Dust vs Sunset Shimmer w/ Shining Armor

-9 minutes later-

-Rarity hits Beautification on Sunset near the ropes. She lies atop her stomach and hooks her left leg-

Garble: Could Rarity have it?!

*1….2…-much to the audience's dismay, Shining grabs Sunset's foot and places it on the bottom rope-

Ahuizotl: Not this again….

-The referee stops counting, but he also seems suspicious of Shining being so close to his girl. He leans over the top rope-

Referee: I don't trust you! You put her foot on the rope!

Shining: No I didn't! She kicked out on her own!

Referee: Bullshit! -he whirls his arm around and points to the stage- Get outta here! -the crowd cheers at the decision, as Shining is shocked he was caught in the act-

Garble: Yes! Good call, ref!

Ahuizotl: You may remember a while ago a pay per view called Retribution in February. Shining Armor pulled the same stunt in order to help Sunset retain the Crater Chick championship. It worked then, but it didn't work now!

Garble: The same referee from that match is presiding over THIS match, as well! I guess he learned from all the tricks these two pull.

-Shining bangs on the mat, as the crowd serenades him-

Crowd: Nanananaaa, nanananaaa...hey, hey, heeeyyy, GOODBYYYYEEEEE! Nanananaaa, nanananaaa...hey, hey, heeeyyy, GOODBYYYYEEEEE! Nanananaaa, nanananaaa...hey, hey, heeeyyy, GOODBYYYYEEEEE!

Garble: Hahaha! Yes! Classic!

Ahuizotl: Now Rarity has even MORE of a chance to win this match!

-14 minutes later-

-Rarity has Sunset hooked up for the Sequin Special, but Sunset breaks loose and big boots Rarity to the mat. She then rushes out of the ring, grabbing her championship before making her way up the ramp, the crowd booing-

Ahuizotl: Looks as if the champ is opting to take the easy route here…

Garble: What else did we expect? After such an amazing, hard fought match, she wants to run away instead of sticking it out when things are looking rough.

-Sunset is caught off guard as Lightning Dust catches up to her and grabs a handful of her hair, running with her as she throws her into the ring-

Garble: That's the benefit of having friends at ringside! Wouldn't that be a disqualification, though?

Sunset: -on her knees in the ring- Ref! What the hell?!

Referee: I won't put up with that crap! Anything that gets you back in the ring is deemed LEGAL! If you want to leave, you'd better win by pinfall or submission or lose the same way! -the crowd can't stop cheering the wonderful decisions of this no nonsense official-

Garble: Where has this guy been?! Lay down the law, brother!

Ahuizotl: Sunset didn't want this match in the first place, but she needs to make the most of it now that she's in it.

-Sunset growls at the ref as the fans chant "YOU ARE AWE-SOME." Rarity begins stirring to her feet as Sunset prepares to hit her with her title belt-

Garble: I think by what the referee said, even if Sunset uses the title, he WON'T disqualify her!

Ahuizotl: Either way, Rarity had better look out!

-Rarity turns around and kicks the belt back into Sunset's face-

Garble: Oh! She took your advice! Sunset's plan backfired!

-Rarity picks Sunset up again, and THIS time is able to hit the Sequin Special!-

Ahuizotl: Sequin Special! COULD THIS BE IT?!

*1….2….3!* -the crowd goes wild-

Garble: WHOA MAAAN! LOOK WHO IS FINALLY SHINING BRIGHT!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEER...RAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Things are starting to look up, and I don't mean for Sunset! I mean for THAT woman, Rarity! What a monumental victory this is!

Garble: The biggest of her career so far! I bet Sunset is regretting introducing her title into the mix! Never has something you're so obsessed with been your downfall at the same time!

Crowd: RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY!

-Lightning and Fluttershy enter the ring, pulling Rarity to her feet and embracing her-

Garble: Lightning Dust isn't a big fan of hugs, but you can't NOT celebrate after something like that! Sunset got BEAT!

Ahuizotl: It wasn't for the championship, but this loss has completely derailed Sunset's momentum heading into Uprising.

Garble: And I know Rarity's intention was to fight Sunset to make Twilight, who is watching at home a little happier, but there's no way she doesn't feel on top of the world right now. She just pinned the Eternal Women's champion, SQUARE in the middle of the ring!

Ahuizotl: This could be the beginning of something incredible for the career of Rarity. A win like that isn't usually a fluke. Expect to see even bigger things for this young woman in the future!

Garble: And once again, she delivers, being apart of the best match on the show each and every week. Congrats, girl!

-Shining rushes down to the ring to check on his girlfriend. He pushes past Rarity, Fluttershy, and Lightning as they continue to celebrate at the end of the ramp. With a sinister smirk, Lightning nods to the ring, leading the charge as Fluttershy and Rarity willingly follow her-

Garble: Uh ohhhhh...when a woman looks at you like that, you know they're about to do something devious!

Ahuizotl: Shining can't see the look, though. He's too busy paying attention to his precious girlfriend.

Garble: Well, he might want to take advantage of the precious time he has and GET OUT OF THE DAMN RING-Lightning grabs Shining by his shirt collar and pulls him away from Sunset, and into Fluttershy's Obedience Training knee- TOO LATE! WOW! I thought they were just going to slap him or something!

Ahuizotl: Why just slap when you have the ability to do so much more?

Garble: Not that I'm complaining...you could set the bitch on fire for all I care!

-The crowd is going nuts as Fluttershy brushes her hair away from her eyes-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Garble: Wait! Lightning Dust signals that there's more! -Lightning Dust scales to the top rope, looking out at the crowd with a nod- Set your DVRs! And if you have a fear of lightning, LOOK AWAAAAAAAAAY! -Lightning splashes into Shining Armor's chest, immediately getting to her feet and pumping a fist- WOOHOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: Shining Armor! Lying flat on his back, just like his girlfriend! This truly is a couple that does EVERYTHING together, including get SCHOOLED!

Lightning: That was for TWILIGHT, motherfucker! -she piefaces Shining as he lays on the mat-

Garble: COME ON, Shining! The crowd sang NANANANA to you! That means STAY AWAY! Oh well...

-Rarity applauds along with the fans as she raises the hands of her friends-

Ahuizotl: Rarity began the humiliation by beating Sunset, and the Chick Combo champs just accelerated it to large proportions by getting some revenge on Shining Armor for the emotional turmoil he put his own sister through last week. Fine job, girls! Fine job.

-Fluttershy leads the crowd in another "Yay" parade as we head to commercial-

-"Nebulous" by Vovabs begins to ring out through the arena as we return-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, at a combined weight, of 253 POOOUNDS...FLIIIIITTERRRR, and CLOOOOUDCHASEEEEERRRR!

Ahuizotl: You may notice that the Lunacy fans in attendance aren't sure whether to cheer or boo these two young ladies. That is because while they both have been dealing with a lot of stress thanks to their former friend, Rumble, at the same time, Flitter and Cloudchaser resort to underhanded tactics both during and after their matches.

Garble: We know that Flitter has been romantically linked to Giz Hero over the past few months, and of course Cloudchaser supports whatever her sister decides to do, but this decision has lead to a falling out between the two, and the overly jealous Rumble. I'm not trying to stick up for them, but these two girls have a lot on their mind, and quite frankly, they want to be as nasty as possible to their opponents. Despite this, I'm still behind them, because I like seeing happy endings.

Ahuizotl: And the ultimate happy ending for them would be for Giz Hero to be the one whom after nearly 4 dominating months, takes the Carnage championship from that pompous Rumble, and make it to where he never bothers them again.

Garble: Such endings only occur in movies, and in wrestling. It sure wouldn't hurt at all if Flitter and Cloudchaser were to pick up a win here tonight, also.

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -cheers galore-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompaniiied, by Rarity! At a combined weight, of 244 POOOUNDS...they are, the CHICK. COMBOOOOO CHAMPIIIIOOOONS...FLUUUUTTERSHHHHHHYYYYY..AAAAAAAAAND LLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUST!

Garble: Rarity, returning the favor by leading her friends to the ring. It was just moments ago where she earned the biggest victory of her career, and it was thanks in part to the Chick Combo champions that she did so.

Ahuizotl: We can't take away how much Rarity had to do to earn that win over Sunset Shimmer. Lightning Dust throwing Sunset back into the ring was just a miniscule portion of the match. Rarity owes everything she's achieved tonight to herself.

Garble: It's been a rough month for all three of these girls. From the continuous rivalry with The Sword, to watching the woman they're teaming up with this Sunday, Scootaloo, get taken out.

Ahuizotl: They've also had their share of highs, as well, like successfully defending the Chick Combo titles for the first time, to nearly meeting Diamond Tiara at Uprising for the Crater Chick championship. And you bring up The Sword...they just may strike during this match. We don't know where they'll be coming from, but even though Scootaloo is not here, I have a feeling Lightning, Fluttershy, and Rarity are prepared.

-Lightning and Fluttershy stand on separate turnbuckles, holding their titles high in the air as Rarity applauds them. The fans begin chanting "YAY" as Fluttershy shouts it, thrusting her index fingers into the air-

Match 4: Flitter and Cloudchaser vs Lightning Dust and Fluttershy w/ Rarity

-7 minutes later-

-Fluttershy has been on the receiving end of a ton of punishment since the match's inception. She tries to crawl towards Lightning Dust, but Cloudchaser sits on her back, grabbing her hand and reaching it out towards Lightning-

Cloudchaser: Awwww! You can't make it to your partner, can yoooooouuuuuu?

Ahuizotl: You're behind women who do things like this?

Garble: I never said I was behind their actions...they're going through a rough patch right now, 'Zotl. I think we can cut them some slack.

Ahuizotl: Fluttershy and Lightning Dust are faring much better, having to constantly be on the lookout for 3 dangerous women dressed in riot gear, yet they stay positive and don't stoop to lows like this.

Garble: Yeah, you're right...I don't know.

-As the crowd chants for Fluttershy, Cloudchaser pins Fluttershy's arm to the mat with an elbow before wrenching it back. Fluttershy screams in pain as Cloudchaser grits her teeth-

Garble: OWW OWW OWWWWW! Arms aren't supposed to bend that way!

Ahuizotl: This hurts just to WATCH!

Garble: It's making me nervous….Cloudchaser would be perfectly fine with ripping that arm out of its socket!

-Fluttershy barely gets the toes of her boot on the bottom rope, which means Cloudchaser must break-

Referee: Let go of the hold! 1! 2! 3! 4! -Cloudchaser finally releases by slamming Fluttershy's arm into the mat. She gets up to argue with the official- When I say you break the hold you BREAK THE HOLD!

Ahuizotl: Look at Flitter! Look at Flitter!

-Flitter crouches over to Fluttershy and wraps her arm around the bottom rope. She begins pulling on it until Rarity rushes over to run her off. The referee is alerted by Fluttershy's screams-

Referee: You stay in your corner, Flitter!

Garble: I wonder what Giz Hero thinks of all this...his girlfriend and her sister are total HELLCATS.

Ahuizotl: I'm sure he thinks with his brain and not his penis like you, so he probably sees it as being very uncalled for.

Garble: Hey! Hey!

Ahuizotl: Hey what, boy?

Garble: …..Don't call me boy!

Ahuizotl: I saw you eating that Happy Meal before the show.

Garble: It's a good deal! Plus I...I give the toys to my little brother!

Ahuizotl: Uh huh, I'm sure…

-7 minutes later-

-After Fluttershy takes out Cloudchaser, Lightning Dust flies off the top with, landing on Flitter with Astraphobia-

Garble: For the second time tonight, a case of Astraphobia has broken out here in the Asylum!

*1….2….3!*

Ahuizotl: The Chick Combo champions are looking strong heading into this Sunday!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRRS...FLUUUUUTTERSHYYYYY, aaaaaand LIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIING DUUUUUUUUUST!

Garble: I don't think I'm stretching the truth too far when I say that this may just be the most exciting team in all of the EWF!

Ahuizotl: Like any victory, though, it wasn't easy. Flitter and Cloudchaser have beaten Lightning Dust before, but whether it was all the things going on in their personal lives or what have you, they could not get the jobs done tonight.

Garble: One thing Fluttershy and Lightning Dust NEED to do next month is defend their titles more. They've only had one defense so far, and that ended in disqualification, thanks to The Sword. They are a legitimate threat, but I wouldn't call them credible champions yet.

-Rarity hands her friends their titles as Flitter and Cloudchaser sulk outside the ring-

Ahuizotl: I see no sign of The Sword anywhere, but with them being in action later on tonight, anything can happen…

-We continue off from last week, where 3MB's van is parked outside a wild scene. The narrator looks on cautiously-

Narrator: What are we doing here, girls?

Adagio: Well, you've heard about our origins, and you've seen us chow down-

Aria: I was too busy dealing with the paparazzi behind us to eat anything. -crosses her arms-

Narrator: -in head- That wasn't paparazzi...it was a random pedestri-wait...they're in character. Well, at least Aria is, so I shouldn't question any of this…

Adagio: Right, right. Anyways...tonight, you're going to see the true WILD side of us.

Narrator: Oh dear...pardon me if I'm quite frightened.

Sonata: Tee hee! Don't worry, we'll tune it down a notch since you're here.

Aria: Since we're such a legendary rock trio, everywhere we go is a party!

Adagio: And our adoring fans were kind enough to throw us one here in the sleazy side of Canterlot. Don't be alarmed, though. If things get too crazy, here's the keys to the van. You can bounce anytime you want.

Narrator: -fiddling with the keys in his hand- How would you girls get home?

Aria: Pffft! Maaan, our fans LOVE us! They'd all be fighting over which one gets to drive us home with a flick of my spiked bracelet wearing wrist.

Narrator: I...suppose so…

Adagio: Alright, girls. Let's go out there and tear ass until our hair becomes unhardened from the excessive amounts of hairspray!

-The girls put their hands together- "1….2….3MB!" -They then hop out of the band, screaming, the narrator slowly climbing out himself-

Sonata: WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIT! I forgot to bring the slip n' slide!

Aria: Ugh...this is an adult party, Sonata, not a kid's birthday!

Sonata: But without it...we cannot slip….nor SLIDE. -she gasps loudly, as Aria rolls her eyes and runs into the party area-

Adagio: Don't cry, Sonata...maybe they've already got one in there!

Sonata: -sniffles- I don't see one from over the fence…-gasps again- but I DO see a karaoke machine!

Adagio: Oh DAMN! I'm gonna be all over that!

Sonata: LET'S GOOOOOOO! -Sonata runs through the fence, and she and Adagio soon join Aria on the stage-

Adagio: Hey, party peoplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 3MB is here to impregnate your ears with AWESOME!

Sonata: Please enjoy the performance, and any tacos you do not finish, please send my way. Thank you! -squee-

Aria: And don't forget to floss after each meal and….shit. Yeah. WOOOOOO!

Adagio: WOOOOOOOO!

Sonata: Weeoh! Weeoh! Weeoh! Weeoh! Weeoh!

Guy in crowd: Boooooo! Get off the stage!

Guy in crowd 2: There wasn't even a stage here a minute ago…

Guy in crowd 3: -whilst waving a Confederate flag- GOOOOD HATES FAAAAAAAAGS!

Aria: What a lively crowd! We should appease them with a classic!

Adagio: Hell yeah! Narrator! Give us the 80'sest, crowd pleasingiest, rock balladiest song ya got!

Narrator: Hmmm…-he scrolls through the karaoke machine- This one sounds good! -he presses the button, as the lyrics to "Don't Start Unbelieving" pop up on the teleprompter-

Adagio: Excellent…-with a wicked grin, 3MB walks up to the edge of the stage to begin singing, horribly, of course, as the crowd's emotions are a melting pot of emotions, mostly confused-

3MB: DON'T START. UNBELIEVING! NEVER DO NOT, FEEL YOUR FEEEEELIIIIIINGS! -Narrator and the audience cringes as 3MB tries their best to hit the high notes. Aria slides just a bit too much on the stage, falling knees first on the ground before she can play air guitar. The crowd boos the entire affair, yet 3MB choose to believe they are cheering their heads off-

Adagio: -as she spins the microphone around in the air- I'm gonna do a flip! -she jumps into the air, landing straight down on her face. She looks up with googly eyes, pointing at the crowd- That was for YOU guys!

-The crowd continues to boo as Aria gets back on the stage-

Sonata: Thank you, thank you!

Aria: Let's stage dive, ladies. -Adagio and Sonata nod as all three members of 3MB jump into the crowd. The audience shuffles them through the air with their hands until they crash onto the ground outside the party area-

Sonata: Ooooooowwwwww!

Aria: Hey, what gives, assholes?!

Dudely dude person: You freaky chicks need to stay out! -he walks away, leaving Sonata heartbroken, and Aria and Adagio pissed-

Aria: Whatever. The party sucked, anyway…

Sonata: -weeping- Nobody likes uuuuu-huhuh-ssssss!

Adagio: -putting an arm around Sonata- Don't worry, Sonata...we'll have more fans than we could ever imagine when we get to Lunacy. They'll accept us there. There's all TYPES of strange characters! We'll fit right in!

Sonata: -smiling through her tears- I can't wait….

Adagio: -smiles, but looks around worriedly- Hey...where's the Narrator?

Aria: Building up his OWN fanbase…-she points to the backyard, where the partygoers are gathered around to watch the Narrator breakdance-

Narrator: I call this one...the Queen's Queef! -the crowd goes wild-

Crowd: BRI-TISH! BRI-TISH! BRI-TISH! BRI-TISH! BRI-TISH!

Adagio: Damn foreigners, always stealing our spotlight….

-The segment ends with the Narrator being swarmed by dozens of horny chicks, all of them flashing their breasts, varied in size, in his face-

Narrator: -with a red face- God save the Queen….-he looks at the camera, and winks-

-The graphic "3MB arrives...NEXT WEEK" flashes on the screen as we go to commercial-

Garble: I could not be more excited, 'Zotl! 3MB is coming to Monday Night Lunacy NEXT week, and they're going to melt our FACES off!

Ahuizotl: That sounds painful, sort of like their singing and…"instrument" torturing, but I am curious to see what they'll be bringing to Lunacy in the long run.

-Since "Thunderstruck" doesn't really fit his current gimmick, Thunderlane comes out to Rumble's old theme, "Good Dirty Fun" by CFO$-

Madden: The following conteeest, will be held, under NO. DISQUALIFICATIONS! Introducing first, from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 218 POOOUNDS...THUUUUUUNDERLAAAAAANE!

Ahuizotl: Talk about how one-sided the partnership between Thunderlane and his brother is...Thunderlane accompanied Rumble to the ring, yet Rumble won't do the same for this match.

Garble: Come on, 'Zotl...you don't know the full story. I mean, SURE, Thunderlane needed Rumble to beat Giz Hero the first time, and this IS a no DQ match, which gives Rumble the absolute perfect opportunity to interfere and cost Giz another victory-

Ahuizotl: You've got nothing, do you?

Garble: Nah, not really. Rumble is only in this game for himself, and Thunderlane is sticking to him to stay relevant.

Ahuizotl: No way you couldn't be relevant looking like he does….

Crowd: THUNDER-LAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Thunderlane: -flashing heart signs to the crowd with his index fingers and thumbs- Please, contain your warmth! I am NOT worthy of your admiration! Oh, wait...yes I am!

Garble: He's come into Lunacy with a chip on his shoulder, yet he thinks he's the hottest ticket in town.

Ahuizotl: An attitude like this comes with being the first World Brawler's champion, and his brother takes the same attitude to the extreme, yet Thunderlane's opponent tonight is the exact opposite. Humble, and thankful for every chance he gets.

*Since they wanna know…* -the arena fills with cheers-

Madden: Aaaand HIS OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing 232 POOOUNDS...GIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEROOOOOO!

Garble: Earlier tonight, Giz Hero's opponent at Uprising, Rumble, was victory in his singles match against Bulk Biceps. This is not only Giz's chance to get on the right track heading into Sunday's event, but to get back at Thunderlane for the cheap as hell way he beat him back on April 24th.

-We see Thunderlane already taking off the turnbuckle cover as Giz makes his way down the ramp-

Ahuizotl: Look at this! Look at how desperate Thunderlane is ALREADY!

Garble: That's the way he beat Giz 3 weeks ago, but Hero's having none of it!

-Giz slides under the bottom rope and Uppercuts Thunderlane in the back of the head. The crowd cheers as the referee decides this is a good time to start the match-

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane got the turnbuckle cover off, but at what price?

Garble: Not only is he exposing that steel to be possibly used on himself, but Giz has the early advantage!

Match 5: Giz Hero vs Thunderlane

-As the bell rings, Giz immediately grabs hold of Thunderlane's legs. The fans soon realize what he is going for-

Garble: Uh oh! It looks like Thunderlane is about to go swinging!

-Giz spins on his heels, rotating Thunderlane in the air as the fans begin counting the number of rotations-

Ahuizotl: I'm getting dizzy just watching this….

Garble: 15! 16! 17! How long can he go?!

-Giz drops Thunderlane to the mat with authority on the 20th rotation, the crowd applauding loudly as he stays on his feet successfully, screaming and thrusting his arms back-

Garble: 20! 20 rotations, and Giz Hero is STILL on his feet...freaking unbelievable!
Ahuizotl: Is there anything this man CANNOT do?!

-Giz goes for an early cover, but Thunderlane dizzily kicks out at 2-

-6 minutes later-

-Thunderlane places a chair on top of Giz's stomach and steps back. He then proceeds to hit Rolling Thunder on top of the chair, and then he screams in pain as he rolls off of the mass-

Garble: Fuck! I respect the fact that the dude wants to put HIMSELF through punishment in order to pick up the win, but that may have hurt Thunderlane more than Giz!

Ahuizotl: It was quite a risky move, but there's no way Giz came out of it undamaged. He's hurting too, believe me.

-Thunderlane slowly crawls into the cover after sliding the chair off of Giz, but he gets only a 2 and a half count-

Garble: It just makes me wonder what else these two are able to put each other through in order to win…

-3 minutes later-

-Giz places Thunderlane onto the same chair, belly first. He then lifts both items into the air at the same time, slamming them both into the mat with a delayed Gutwrench Suplex-

Ahuizotl: Can Giz win off of that innovative offense?

-Instead of going for a pin, Giz jumps into the air, landing both feet on top of the chair-

Garble: Ahhh! That may be the most devastating Foot Stomp I've ever seen!

-Now Giz goes for the cover, but he gets 2 and a half-

Ahuizotl: This is a war of attrition, and I feel the level of brutality is only going to get higher and higher the longer the match goes on!

-8 minutes later-

-Thunderlane is perched on the top turnbuckle, but before he can fly, Giz LEAPS up and forces both of them off with an insane Belly to Belly Suplex! The crowd is going nuts-

Garble: The athleticism! The strength! The wherewithal of Thunderlane's spot in the ring! Giz Hero is the total package here in the EWF!

Ahuizotl: It takes a special kind of talent to jump onto the very top of the ring and HURL their opponent off with such ease!

-The velocity of the suplex sends Thunderlane to his feet and resting into the corner, as Giz rests in the corner diagonal to him. Thunderlane goes running at Giz, to which Giz flings him into the air and face first onto the exposed turnbuckle-

Garble: There it is! After all this time, that exposed steel, that was THUNDERLANE'S doing, came back to bite him in the worst way!

-Thunderlane is stunned as Giz springboards himself off the middle rope, spinning himself in midair and colliding his bicep into Thunderlane's jaw-

Ahuizotl: Twisting Uppercut! Thunderlane is down!

*1…..2….3!* -the crowd explodes as Giz rolls off of Thunderlane, showing the ill effects of this grueling match-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER...GIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEROOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: How can you deny that these two men are not world class athletes after that highly physical contest?

Garble: They both left it all on the line, and the best part is despite the ramifications of the match, Rumble was nowhere to be found.

Ahuizotl: You can be certain that he'll show at Uprising. And since the match with Giz will be contested under your usual wrestling rules, I'm willing to bet the champ and his brother will pull out all the dirty tactics they can to make sure Giz Hero does not walk out as Carnage champion.

Garble: For now, though, Giz may be hurt, but he knows he just went through a war, and he should be proud for coming out on top. I have faith he'll do the same this Sunday, when it really matters.

-We go to commercial with the referee checking on Thunderlane, as Giz basks in the glory of the crowd and their "HE-RO" chants-

Garble: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back here on Monday Night Lunacy, and Twist is in the ring and seems like she has something to say.

Ahuizotl: This entrance is spectacular!

-Twist stops in the middle of the ring, lowering herself on one knee as the lights rise. The fans cheer as she grabs a microphone-

Twist: This Sunday is...the Uprising, of the demon...and the downfall...of Amay...Wythyst. I've had to observe all the destruction, all the carnage that Amay and her family has descended upon Lunacy. No three people in the EWF exert more fear than The Wythyst Family. Let me assure you, though...that I am not afraid. For with all the nightmarish nursery rhymes you spew, Amay...I know that you are indeed...mortal. We all witnessed that when you LOST last week. And you're going to lose yet again this Sunday, after which you will forever be known...as a FALSE...PROPHET.

-After a pause, the cackling of Amay sends Twist's head to look towards the titantron, where Amay is pacing in front of her rocking chair, Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan at the sides of the chair-

Amay: -stopping in front of the camera- Hello, Twist! -she sits down- And hello, my friiiiiiiieeeeeeends! -more laughter- Just for any of the souls who are not aware...I, am Amay...Wythyst. And these fine, young girls behind me….they are my sisters. -he points to his right- Harper…-and then to his left- and Rowan...but you all know us already! And you know EXACTLY...what we are capable of...INCLUDING YOU, TWIST! Now, we have, come to the conclusion recently...that, our actions...have been MISINTERPRETED. Now, allow me, to clarify a few things. I wanna tell ya a STORY...a special little story…-she giggles- Now, once..upon a time, there was, a little girl. A very NORMAL, WHOLESOME little girl...now, this little girl, he went to school, like all the rest of the children...but kids...can be...SO cruuueeel…-she laughs some more- Now, even though this little girl was friendly, and sweet to all the rest of the children...she would cower, to their harsh words. They would call her names, like FREAK! They would BEAT...on her..and they would send her running home every day with TEARS running down her face. All...for just being herself...but one day, one day! This special little girl decided that she was going to change the wooorld...ehehe...she was going to go to school, and everything would be different. But instead of her changing everythiiing...she ran awaaaay...eheheheheeeeee...she ran away and she found another little crutch to hide behind. And this crutch, it gave her a new..sense of power...this crutch, allowed her to be, whatever she wanted to beeee! This crutch...was a mask...and behind this mask, she gave herself...a new name..and that name...was Finnette...Balor.

-Twist lowers her eyes at Amay-

Amay: Ahahaaaa! That's right, Twiiiist! I know all about you, man...behind this mask, you allowed yourself to LIVE this lie! -referring to the fans- And you eat it all up everyday for no reason! You used to despise this woman, just like all those schoolchildren! Now precious Finnette has toughened up, she's dried her tears, and she's stopped running, and suddenly you all can relate to her….well I say, NO MORE LIES! Because I, KNOW...who I am. I know, WHAT...I am…-she smiles wickedly- I walk on water just to prove to you that I caaan! Heheh...I bite off the head of a snake, just to taste..its poison. Does that all sound MORTAL to you, Finnette? AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA….ME? MORTAL?! Hahahahaaaaa-FOOL! Haven't you heard me? I'M AAAAAALREADY DEAD! You, on the other hand...showed just how mortal YOU were last week, when you consoled a heartbroken Twilight Sparkle. Hmhm...you can say you're a demon all you wish, Finnette...but you're still that sweet, ugly girl that you've always been. I promise to you, monster...that this Sunday...I will prove to you...that one woman's hell, is another woman's...PARADIIIISE. -she giggles- Follow...the buzzards. -she laughs more as Twist looks on. Before she can react, the sound of creepy piano keys cuts her off-

*DEH!*

-After another slight pause, the darkness fades away as The Wythyst Family is standing in the middle of the ring, yet Twist is not in front of them-

Garble: Where-...where did Twist go?

Ahuizotl: She's up on the stage!

-Twist speaks, getting the Wythyst Family's attention as they turn to her-

Twist: You think you've got me all figured out, Amay? You may know about my getaway from reality, but you don't know what SHE is capable of. She will introduce herself to you at Uprising, and you may be able to walk on water, and intake the poison of a venomous snake, but you can't handle...my demon. -the crowd cheers- And just for the record...I never said I was a demon. That was Finnette...I've been waiting for the perfect time to let her out, and this Sunday seems as good a time as any. I helped Twilight Sparkle last week because yes, I am a good person. But everybody has that darker side to them...everyone has a demon that lurks within them. You, on the other hand, are a HORRIBLE person, Amay. You will meet my demon before too long, and after an encounter with her, you will never be the same. You'd better bring all you can at Uprising, because I'm bringing something...that you've NEVER seen before. -the crowd cheers in complete hype as Twist's theme music plays-

Amay: I will snatch the LIFE out of your demon! I am the demon SLAYER!

Garble: 'Zotl…

Ahuizotl: Yes?

Garble: I don't know about you, but I have never been intrigued for a match as much as I am when it comes to Twist going head-to-head with Amay Wythyst.

Ahuizotl: There is so much information we have to process...Finnette Balor? That's the name of Twist's demonic persona?

Garble: That's what Amay said. I need to do some research, but I have high hopes for this match at Uprising!

Ahuizotl: It will surely be a spectacle! Twist has a trick up her sleeve, and I don't know if even AMAY WYTHYST is prepared for what is in store for her!

-We go backstage to where Diamond is preparing for the main event. She looks up as two familiar faces walk through her locker room door. She stops what she is doing and approaches them with a huge smile-

Diamond: Hi, girls!

Silver Spoon: What's up, Di? -she hugs her friend-

Diamond: Hey there, Turf!

Turf: -waves- What's up?

Diamond: I've been wondering all week...why the sudden exit from my locker room last week? We had barely begun talking!

Turf: Eh, like I said, me and 'Spoon were late for our match.

Diamond: Oh…-slightly smiles- Alright. I really thought you girls were going to make those Wythysts more loopy than they normally are. I guess I should've went down there with you…

Turf: Yeah...maybe you SHOULD'VE. -She puts her hands on her hips-

Diamond: -notices the hint of frustration in Turf's voice- Uhhh...well, I'll be there tonight!

Spoon: So will we! Won't we, Turf?

Turf: Absolutely. Those tacky bitches cost us the Chick Combo titles! We deserve to beat their un-stylish asses more than anybody else!

Diamond: Cool! I was just asking because I wasn't sure if we were going to be on the same page or not, but I guess we will be.

Spoon: Of course we will! We're best friends!

Turf: Look, Diamond. Me and Spoon still don't see eye-to-eye with you when it comes to making amends will everyone, but we realize that we wouldn't be where we are if it wasn't for you. You guided us and gave us an identity when we needed it most. We don't feel comfortable becoming friends with all these people like you have, but we certainly don't want to lose you as our friend. You're the most important friend we could ever ask for…

Diamond: Oh, girls….-smiles- I'll admit, I was getting worried for a bit there, but there's no reason for any of us to be worried. You'll never lose me. Never EVER! I never even told you about my decision to go public with my new attitude, so I can understand why'd you be upset-even furious at me...it probably felt like I was abandoning you, but I would never do that.

Spoon: We know you wouldn't, and we won't, either!

Turf: Yeah. We'll be your partners tonight, and we'd love to support you this Sunday and whenever else you need it.

Diamond: I'll never leave you girls' sides, either. You can count on that! As for Sunday, I could think of no better way to celebrate my title victory then with my oldest and bestest friends. Yes! Please be there at ringside for me!

Turf: You got it, girlfriend! -she smiles- First, we've got a sword to puncture tonight. -The three newly reunited friends laugh and they all put their arms around each other, walking through the door as we head back to ringside for our main event-

*I'll tell you everything I know…* -the crowd mostly cheers, but it's only for one of the participants of this match-

Ahuizotl: It is time for our main event!

Garble: The Sword are about to debut as a complete unit here on Lunacy!

Madden: The following SIX WOMEN, tag team match, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Introducing first, at a COMBINED WEIGHT...of 405 POOOOUNDS...the team of TURF! Silver Spoooon! And DIIIIIIAMOOOOND...TIIIIIIIIARAAAAAAA!

Garble: I really am happy that these three seemed to have buried whatever hatchets they have with each other, because I HATE seeing friends fight! ;( Especially when the friends are such beautiful women...they shouldn't be upset with each other!

Ahuizotl: It definitely seemed like over the past few weeks, Turf specifically was giving Diamond mixed signals. From the interview where she and Silver Spoon struck out on their own, to just last week when Turf pulled Silver Spoon away from Diamond just before they could strike up a conversation.

Garble: Well, women can be very odd creatures sometimes. The stable former known as The Mean Girls better check the attitudes at the door, because their opponents have left a mile long road of broken bodies in their wake.

Ahuizotl: This is the ultimate test for Diamond Tiara before her match with Midnight Strike this Sunday for the vacant Crater Chick championship. For Turf and Silver Spoon, this is a chance to team up with their best friend for the first time in a while, and to get back at the women who cost them the opportunity to win the Chick Combo titles for a second time 4 weeks ago today.

-Diamond makes her way down the ramp, slapping hands with so many fans. Meanwhile, Silver Spoon puts her hand in all of their faces as they hope for the same from her and Turf-

Turf: Ha! Get real, you little shits! Me and 'Spoon are the REAL Chick Combo CHAMPIONS. Y'all aren't even worth as much as the gum we spat out before we came out here!

-The crowd boos furiously-

Diamond: Girls, calm down. You don't have to badger them.

Turf: We're doing what you BRED us to do. I am THE BOSS. -she flashes the crowd her boss knuckles- I AM THE BOSS!

Silver Spoon: None of you can touch her!

Turf: Y'ALL CAN'T TOUCH ME!

-Diamond rolls her eyes as she continues to make her way to the ring-

Garble: Diamond can roll her eyes, but that is exactly what she did when she was the Queen of Mean. She took those girls under her wing, and made them the obnoxious braggarts that they are today.

Ahuizotl: And she regrets every second of it, we know that. I have a feeling that no matter how much she tries to reason with her friends, they will always be that way, too.

Garble: Well, Diamond WAS the ringleader. If she can change, I'd like to think Turf and Silver Spoon can, too. Their attitude is working for them right now, though, so I see no reason why they should.

-Turf and Silver Spoon enter the ring after more gloating to the crowd-

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA. SWORD.* -The crowd comes alive again as the self-proclaimed saviors of the EWF are spotted amongst them-

Garble: It's about that time for business to pick up…

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Coming down the aisleeee...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 395 POOOOUNDS...DIANE DITZBROSE, BETH DROLLIIINS, and ROOOOSELY REEEIGNS...THEEEEEE SWOOORD!

Ahuizotl: For nearly the first half year of the EWF's existence, The Mean Girls were the most consistently dominate group here on Lunacy. But now with Diamond practically on her own, these three women: Drollins, Ditzbrose, and Reigns have the attention of every fan, and every superstar in the back.

Garble: This is their debut as a trio on Lunacy, and if it is anything like their match last month at Final Reckoning, we are in for one of the greatest matches ever contested in the EWF. Even when it's a fair match, The Sword somehow seems to have the numbers advantage on their side. They gel so incredibly well together.

Ahuizotl: And as Drollins and Reigns showed us last week, all three members don't need to be in the match for them to be a successful powerhouse. As we said, though...tonight, no member of The Sword will be left out, and I guarantee you, not one of their opponents will be left without a scar to call their own.

-Drollins somersaults over the barricade and glares at Diamond, Turf, and Silver Spoon. Ditzbrose and Reigns soon follow and stalk their opponents as they walk around the ring. Diamond is staring back at them, while Turf and Silver Spoon are too busy talking about the latest purses on sale at...I don't know places you buy expensive purses at. (I don't get out much)-

Garble: What the hell are those two doing?

Ahuizotl: They're worrying about how much their manicures weren't up to snuff, yet they SHOULD be worrying about who they're facing: three of the most dangerous women in the entire EWF!

Ditzbrose: -entering the ring- Hey you two sissies! We are The Sword, and we DEMAND your attention!

Drollins: We cost you your titles, and we'll cost you your CAREERS. Hah hah!

Turf: I AM GOING TO BREATHE FIRE AND SINGE ALL OF YOUR ASSES. I got this, DT!

Garble: With all the explosive elements in this match, this may be the best main event in the history of Monday Night Lunacy! Buckle up, fans.

Main Event: The Sword vs Diamond Tiara, Turf, and Silver Spoon

-As the match starts, Turf grabs ahold of Drollins and chucks her into her team's corner. She begins kneeing her in the cut again and again and again until Diamond gets into the ring to separate her-

Ahuizotl: It's a good thing Diamond got control of her partner, because Turf was about to get her team disqualified on the outset of this match.

Garble: The comments Drollins and Ditzbrose made just before the bell rang definitely made Turf choke out a few flames from her mouth. She is extremely vicious when it comes to in-ring competition.

Reigns: She don't know the rules, man!

-Drollins crawls away from Turf and over to her corner, getting the referee's attention and tagging in Diane Ditzbrose, who runs into a kick in the gut from Turf, followed by a few right hands and being whipped off the ropes, where she then is knocked to the mat by an elbow from Turf-

Ahuizotl: The tag didn't help! Turf has something to prove here tonight!

-Turf brings Ditzbrose's head back down to the mat as she tries to sit up and drops a knee onto it. She then forces her knee into Ditzbrose's neck and puts pressure on it continuously-

-Seconds later-

-Turf elbows her way out of Ditzbrose's grasp from behind. She tries to bounce off the ropes by Ditzbrose is right there with her own knee to the gut. As she drops to her knees Ditzbrose slaps her in the back of her head-

Ditzbrose: You're not going to be able to pick up your toy chihuahua when your ribs are busted!

Garble: Does Turf really own a chihuahua?

Ahuizotl: I...I don't know! I think Diane was just trying to target her with how young rich girls like to surround themselves with chihuahuas and other small pets...

Garble: I LOVE those little dogs! I have one at home named Emanuel Estevez.

Ahuizotl: I learn something about you every single week, and it only lowers my opinion of you more and more…

-4 minutes later-

-Diamond has Reigns reeling in the corner as she prepares for the Diamond Cutter, but Drollins pulls her out of the ring through the middle rope. Ditzbrose is checking on her partners as Silver Spoon gets into the ring, runs over to her and wraps her hands around the sides of her head and proceeds to toss her into the ring-

Ahuizotl: That Diamond Cutter was meant for Rosely Reigns, but it looks like she passed it on to one of her partner unceremoniouslyyyyy -When Ditzbrose gets to her feet, she is dropped to the mat with a Diamond Cutter- There it is!

Garble: She passed it on like a deadly STD!

Ahuizotl: Oh God…

Garble: Except maybe not as devastating...getting close, though!

-Drollins now pulls Ditzbrose out through the bottom rope and begins to regroup with her teammates-

Drollins: -leaning down next to Ditzbrose- Get up! That was their best shot! That's all they got!

-3 minutes later-

-Drollins has Silver Spoon's head under her armpit in a headlock as she maneuvers over to tag in Rosely Reigns-

Ahuizotl: Rosely Reigns...hard-hitting...almost SAVAGE like in her assault. Loves to be in control.

Garble: And after a rough start, The Sword is in control, just like that.

Reigns comes in as Drollins positions her against the turnbuckles and lays a hard shot into the side of her head. She then brings her to her feet before knocking her down to the mat again-

Reigns: WHAAAAAAAAT NOW!?

Ahuizotl: Listen to that roar. A roar that could only belong to a lioness…

-Reigns sets Silver up on the middle rope and presses her forearm down, screaming like an uncontrollable beast as she does so. The referee backs her up on a four count, and Ditzbrose takes the opportunity to strike her in the side of the head with a knee-

Drollins: BELIEVE IN THE SWORD, SPOONY!

-4 minutes later-

Ahuizotl: The Sword has done such a phenomenal job isolating Silver Spoon from her partners so far…

Garble: Silver Spoon has taken way more damage than she should've. She needs to get out of the grasp of Rosely Reigns and tag in Diamond Tiara, who we have not seen in this match at all!

-Reigns puts a forearm in the jaw of Silver as she backs her up into the ropes on her team's side of the ring. She reaches out and tags in Ditzbrose, who jumps over the top rope, leaning back so Drollins can tag herself in. Ditzbrose bounces off the ropes and launches her feet into the chest as Reigns lets go of Silver and exits the ring. Drollins then enters the ring herself and sends Silver into the mat with a Shotgun kick (Running single leg front dropkick.) She pins Silver and gets only a 2 count-

Garble: And that's what we're talking about. That chaotic style that The Sword has utilized in all of their matches thus far!

Ahuizotl: It's definitely something Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Scootaloo have to look out for come this Sunday.

-2 minutes later-

-After a long time of getting beaten down, Silver Spoon finally made the tag to Diamond. After only a little bit of offense, Turf has tagged herself back in-

Ahuizotl: Oh no…

Garble: What is she thinking?! Diamond has barely done anything in this match!

Turf: I've got beef with them, DT. Let me handle it!

-Diamond sighs and decides to bear and grin it as she gets back on the apron-

Garble: Turf had a lot of fire in the beginning, but Diamond was literally BEGGING to be tagged in. I think this is a mistake!

-Beth Drollins hits Turf in the gut with a spin kick, before she hooks her arms around Turf's head and propels herself off the ground, over Turf's front and slams her back of the head first into the mat with what is basically the Sliced Bread but without the use of the turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: The Shiranui! Beth hits a standing version of the Shiranui!

-Drollins pulls Turf's legs forward as the referee drops to the mat-

*1...2…-Turf kicks out as Beth's face tells the story-

Drollins: You have GOT to be KIDDING ME!

Garble: Turf's still in it! What a match this is!

Ahuizotl: Just a sample of what we'll be seeing Sunday, I'm sure of it!

-1 minute later-

-Turf has the upperhand now as she picks up Drollins and places her to where her back and legs are resting on the top of the middle rope in the corner of the ring-

Garble: Hmm...what is Turf going for here?

Turf: I'M THE BOOOOOOOOSS! -Turf springboards herself off of the bottom rope and crashes her knees into Drollins' abdomen on her way down and literally making her crumble off the turnbuckle and to the mat. The crowd OHHHHHHHs very loudly-

Ahuizotl: DAMN! That's got to sting! What was that?!

Garble: A….a diving...double knee drop?

Ahuizotl: Okay! It was a fantastic way to slow down the speed of Beth Drollins!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Turf: You're damn RIGHT it was!

Garble: And of course Turf is going to pat herself on the back for that one.

-Turf covers Drollins, getting only 2-

-2 more minutes later-

-After FINALLY getting the tag and actually getting the chance to strut her stuff, Diamond finds herself on the top rope in a Superplex position from Ditzbrose. Drollins joins her up there and hooks the other arm of Diamond-

Ahuizotl: This'll be the end of Diamond if these two can connect!

-Turf and Silver Spoon interrupt the near death of their partner by climbing up to the second rope and wrapping their arms around Drollins and Ditzbrose's legs as they lift them onto their heads-

Garble: Oh damn...oh damn!

Ahuizotl: This will still result in a lot of pain from Diamond, but at least two members of The Sword are out of the equation at the same time!

Garble: Wait! Here comes Reigns!

-Reigns climbs up on the bottom rope and drives her fists into Turf and Silver's backs. She then turns around-

Garble: This won't end well! THIS WON'T END WELL!

-Off the ropes go all six women, Diamond getting the most abuse, and Reigns the least, but none of them are left unscathed as the crowd goes insane-

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Garble: THAT WAS FREAKING CRAAAZYYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: A Superplex to Diamond! A pair of electric chairs to Ditzbrose and Drollins! And to top it all off, a pair of powerbombs to Turf and Silver Spoon! I'm on the edge of my SEAT!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Diamond and Ditzbrose are certainly in no mood to pin each other after that spectacular spot-

-2 minutes later-

-Ditzbrose goes for her Headlock driver, but Diamond lifts her up and throws her to the mat instead. Turf takes an interfering Reigns down to the mat and brawls with her until the fall to the outside. The referee admonishes them as Diamond hooks Ditzbrose for her second Diamond Cutter of the match, but Ditzbrose grabs onto the top rope, so she isn't going anywhere. Diamond tries to force her away from the rope, but Beth Drollins springboards off the top rope and flies into her from the side-

Ahuizotl: Oh! What a knee by Drollins! Diamond may be out!

-The referee brings her focus back to the match as Ditzbrose gets the cover-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd is left awe-struck as the bell rings-

Garble: The Sword has picked up ANOTHER victory! A MAJOR win! A statement making win!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS...THHHHHHEEEEEEE SWOOOOOOOORD!

-Drollins enters the ring to help Ditzbrose to her feet. She directs both of them out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Is there anyway to stop this fervid, FERVID assault by The Sword?

Garble: I think there's only one way, and that's to turn their own strategy on THEM. Take away their numbers advantage, as impossible as that may sound, and I think victory is out of their reach.

Ahuizotl: All three of their matches have been complete pandemonium, and I believe Sunday will be the same!

Garble: Turf and Silver Spoon proved why they deserve to be Chick Combo champions again, fighting through the fierce ONSLAUGHT of The Sword...I still stand by my statement! Turf shouldn't have tagged herself in. She was still feeling the effects of the pain The Sword put on her in the first part of the match. It was Diamond's time to turn things around for them!

Ahuizotl: You may be right, but I would just like to make one point...who was the one pinned?

Garble: -sighs- Diamond…only after a cheap shot by Drollins, but Diamond.

Ahuizotl: Turf was on a different level nearly the entire time she was in the ring. But The Sword just seems to be on a completely different level ENTIRELY as a team.

-The Sword stands in the middle of the ring and are about to put their fists together before Lightning Dust springboards off the ropes facing the ramp. Before The Sword can react, Lightning crashes into Drollins and Ditzbrose-

Ahuizotl: Oh man! Crossbody by Lightning Dust!

Garble: The Sword's about to get blindsided the way they usually do to others!

-Reigns runs at Lightning but after she moves out of the way Reigns comes face to face with Rarity who has just gotten onto the apron. Rarity tries to take it to Reigns but she is picked up and hoisted over the top rope. Reigns turns around with Rarity in his arms and gets dropkicked by Lightning Dust, causing Rarity to land an impromptu body splash on Reigns as she falls to the mat.

Fluttershy begins running down the ramp. As she approaches the ring, she is taken down to the floor by Drollins and Ditzbrose-

Garble: Fluttershy got cut off!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose pick Fluttershy up but they are knocked to the floor after a springboard 450 Splash to the outside by Lightning-

Ahuizotl: The human highlight reel, Lightning Dust!

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

-In the ring, Rarity is hit with a huge Samoan Splash by Reigns, who then exits the ring and throws Lightning into the steel steps as she celebrates with the fans. She then gathers her partners to their feet and throws Fluttershy into the ring-

Ahuizotl: And this is exactly what you said shouldn't happen, partner...The Sword has regained the numbers advantage, and Fluttershy and Rarity are in trouble!

-The Sword begin beating down Fluttershy and Rarity as Lightning writhes on the outside. After putting the boots and fists to Fluttershy, Rarity tries to fend off these pitbulls from her friend, but she is dogpiled by Reigns and Ditzbrose as Drollins puts more stomps to Fluttershy in the corner. Drollins then puts his knee into the side of Fluttershy's head as Rarity's throat is punished with the boots of Reigns and Ditzbrose-

Ahuizotl: This may be hopeless...The Sword may take out Rarity and Fluttershy right here. Lightning Dust is still hurt outside on the floor!

Garble: And Rarity isn't even a part of the match Sunday! She was just watching out for her friends' back since Scootaloo is still nursing her ribs at home! She may be a casualty of kindness!

*Out of my way!* -the crowd rises to their feet as The Sword turns around in shock-

Ahuizotl: You said she was at home? -Scootaloo begins sprinting down the ring, showing the effects of The Sword's attack 2 weeks ago- Nuh uh! She's RIGHT HERE!

Garble: Scootaloo's come to help her friends! I figured she wouldn't show up until Sunday!

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo's ribs are taped, but she's coming in like a bullet!

-Scootaloo enters through the bottom rope and immediately sidesteps Ditzbrose as she sprints at her, sending her through the bottom rope. She turns around and jumps into Drollins' arms, sending herself backwards into the ropes behind her and springboarding off of them, spinning around and planting Drollins' head into the mat!-

Garble: Tornado DDT with a little extra OOMPH! Scootaloo is just what this little festivity needed!

-Reigns tries to Samoan Drop Scootaloo, but Scootaloo grabs onto the top rope and pulls herself onto the apron for safety. Rarity jumps off the second turnbuckle and takes Reigns to the mat with a Hurricanrana. Ditzbrose tries to run up to Scootaloo and bring her down to the floor with her, but Scootaloo stands up on the middle rope, pulling the top rope open as Rarity throws Reigns right through Scoots' legs and crashing into Ditzbrose!-

Ahuizotl: An unceremonious suicide dive by Reigns! Taking them both out at once!

Garble: What a move! We've never seen Reigns fly like that before!

-Drollins recovers and attempts to take out Rarity with her Flying knee, but Rarity avoids it. Drollins rolls through and comes face to face with Obedience Training from Fluttershy-

Garble: Drollins turned INSIDE OUT! MY LORD!

Ahuizotl: She went for that Diving Knee, but ran into the knee of Fluttershy!

-Fluttershy leads the crowd into a YAY-fest as Lightning Dust emerges from the floor-

Ahuizotl: Uh ooooohhh...look who's back!

Garble: She's going to the top! Are we going to see it for a historic THIRD. TIME?!

Ahuizotl: I believe we are! One last time, take it away, Dusty!

-Lightning Dust soars off the top rope, splashing into Beth Drollins as the crowd is eating this entire thing up-

Garble: Drollins is down! Reigns is down! Ditzbrose is DOWN! Thanks to Scootaloo, all of our hopes are up. WAY UP!

Ahuizotl: When it looked like The Sword were about to lay out Fluttershy, Rarity, and Lightning Dust with Triple Team Powerbombs, Scootaloo came to the ring like a bat out of hell! If these women can pull off a performance like that...if they can snuff out The Sword like that, and put on the rally of a lifetime, as they just did...The Sword will be on the receiving end of a LOSS, for the very first time!

Garble: I don't know what got my heart beating more...the amazing match we just saw, or that spectacular sequence of events that led to The Sword being ousted at the tail end of tonight's broadcast!

-Scootaloo's theme song plays, as her, Fluttershy, Lightning, and Rarity stand tall. Scootaloo climbs to the top rope and looks out at Ditzbrose and Reigns-

Scootaloo: You can't keep me down! You hear me?!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Scootaloo: As long as they're chanting our names, you'll never truly beat us!

Garble: You tell 'em, Scoots! And you show them this Sunday!

Ahuizotl: Will Scootaloo have a repeat of Final Reckoning? Will she pull of another AMAZING performance, and along with Lightning Dust and Fluttershy, bring an end to the injustice of The Sword?!

Garble: She can! THEY can! I know it!

Ahuizotl: We will find out in just SIX NIGHTS. For Garble, I am Ahuizotl, and after another satisfying night of Monday Night Lunacy, we are out of time. See you this Sunday, for Up..rising!

-The show ends with our four heroines standing tall as Drollins is taken away by his teammates, as they make their way through the crowd solemnly-

-Before the feed cuts, we see the camera strategically placed behind a person who has their legs crossed in a chair. The legs can only be deemed feminine, as they are covered up by black stockings. The door opens and in walks Sunset Shimmer, who we see above the legs. She is indeed all alone with her title belt around her shoulder. She actually drops her title as her eyes widen and her mouth drops-

Sunset: Holy SHIT….it's….it's YOU?

-We hear a feminine giggle, as the figure reaches her hand out to grab a wine glass on the table next to her. She fills the glass up with red wine as Sunset calmly shuts the door, slowly gaining a surprised, yet interested smile as we go off the air-

Match Results:

Rumble defeated Bulk Biceps by Pinfall (4:21)
Dwight Dawson defeated Overdrive by Pinfall (11:41)
Rarity defeated Sunset Shimmer by Pinfall (24:17)
Fluttershy and Lightning Dust defeated Flitter and Cloudchaser by Pinfall (15:35)
Giz Hero defeated Thunderlane by Pinfall (18:49)
The Sword defeated Diamond Tiara, Turf, and Silver Spoon by Pinfall (20:02)

Matches for Uprising (Complete):
Twilight Sparkle vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Women's championship
Giz Hero vs Rumble - Carnage championship
Diamond Tiara vs Midnight Strike - Crater Chick championship
The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Scootaloo
Dwight Dawson & Xavier Kendrick vs Vultarian & Overdrive
Amay Wythyst vs Twist