*A hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-If you put on pyro-vision while watching Sublime's pyro you will see more pyro-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and welcome all to this month's first edition of Sublime,well first of the EWF month that is, everyone here is still reeling from the
amazing show we had at Frontline. A shame you couldn't be there in person Discord.
Discord: Eh, it was great to just sit back and watch for once and not have to worry about actually doing a job. Although I often found myself commentating anyways...
Dr. Whooves: It's a natural habit, once a commentator always a commentator. Anyways, a short re-cap of the Pay-Per-View events. Babs Seed
and Sour Tooth won quite the upset victory and captured the Sublime Tag Team titles from the Spa Twins, Octavia took the International
Title after winning a Fatal-Four-Way with a spectacular Superplex that's going to be in the highlight reels for quite some time, meanwhile respective female and male champions Rainbow Dash and Underbaker both retained their individual championships.
Discord: Speaking of Underbaker, the undead baker's title belt was stolen by Pipsqueak! It was pretty damn hilarious if you ask me.
Dr. Whooves: Pipsqueak has certainly re-appeared out of nowhere, let's hope Underbaker doesn't wipe him off the map before we can see if he's improved any.
Discord: Of course, we can't make it a re-cap without discussing the Commander Hurricane versus Private Panzer contest.
Dr. Whooves: Ah yes, the saddest moment of the night without a doubt. After putting up a battle full of heart and soul Panzer was defeated
by Commander Hurricane, and according to the stipulations of the match: Private Panzer is now under the command of Hurricane. With Hurricane having the power to terminate Panzer's contract at any time should she feel it necessary.
Discord: They worked together before, I'm sure it'll feel just like old times for Panzer soon enough.
Dr. Whooves: All it means is that Hurricane has yet another person to add to her already superior number's game. Let's just hope Panzer can find some subtle way to resist.
*I'm the Cult of Personality!*
Discord: Guess the re-cap is over, here comes Sublime's general manager Celestia. Undoubtedly out here to set the stage for this month of Sublime.
Dr. Whooves: General Manager Luna did the same thing over on Lunacy, only to be countermanded once again by the big boss himself: Filthy Rich!
Discord: I really don't envy Luna, she's going to be under constant scrutiny from the CEO because of the events on Monday nights.
Dr. Whoooves: So far we've been lucky to avoid such attention here on Sublime. Although I wouldn't say that everything on this show is in tip-top shape.
-Celestia enters the ring with mic in hand-
Celestia: Frontline was truly something wasn't it?
-Crowd cheers in response-
Dr. Whooves: I'd say that's a resounding yes.
Celestia: It just wouldn't feel right to follow up such a spectacle with just a regular show, so I've decided to spice tonight
up with a little surprise, which I'll get to shortly. First, I have to sort out the situation with Sublime's two biggest titles.
The World Fighter's Championship, and the World Brawler's Championship. Both have seen a lot of good matches the past few months, and
each had two great competitors in rivalry for them. However, both champions of these titles have proven their dominance over their
initial rivals, and it's time to pick new number one contenders. We'll start with the World Fighter's Championship, which brings me
back to the surprise I mentioned. Tonight's main event on Sublime will be a ten woman over the top rope Battle Royal to determine
the number one contender that will face Rainbow Dash at Uprising!
-Big cheers from the crowd-
Celestia: And those that lose the Battle Royal shouldn't fret, many of them will be placed in a series of qualifying matches that
will take place over the next month. Winning one of said qualifying matches will put a star in a 6 woman Battle Royal that is taking place
at Uprising, which will determine the number one contender for the following month. However, in this second Battle Royal opponents
will only be eliminated through pinfall or submission. Which will make for quite the chaotic match. Lastly, there's the matter of
the World Brawler's Championshp. I have something in mind, but there's an interesting situation going on with that title at the moment.
So I'm going to wait awhile and see how things play out...It's going to be a big month, so prepare yourselves.
Discord: Always a tease..
Dr. Whooves: A ten woman Battle Royal though, what a main event for tonight!
Discord: Nothing could motivate someone more to beat up nine other people than a shot at the biggest title the brand has to offer.
Dr. Whooves: It'll surely be a true spectacle, but for now we have a newcomer to introduce. Well, a newcomer to Sublime that is.
Discord: Oh yes, Damien Sandow. Who was recently traded to Sublime in exchange for the former World Brawler's Champion Thunderlane. I've
got to say, I'm not too sure about Celestia's decision on this one. I mean, Sandow isn't a slouch, and he had a pretty good run, but
just compare his record to Thunderlane's! We traded our first ever male champion for a man who, well, doesn't have any real accomplishments to his name yet.
Dr. Whooves: Ah, give the guy a chance Discord. Perhaps he just wasn't properly utilized on Lunacy.
*Western music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Appleloosa, weighing 223 pounds and standing six foot tall, Braeburn!
Discord: Braeburn will be an interesting first opponent for Sandow. He's only been seen here and there on Sublime, but has won a
fair share of the matches he's appeared in so far.
*Hallelujah...Hallelejuah...*
-A fair amount of cheers-
Dr. Whooves: It seems despite his long abscence Mr. Sandow has retained a few fans that have appeared here on Sublime to show some
support.
Baritone: And his opponent, from Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 247 pounds,standing six foot, four inches tall, he is the intellecutal savior of dem asses,
Damien Sandow!
-Sandow enters the arena in an extravagent robe, flanked on both sides by a beautiful woman, he puts on a pair of sunglasses
before entering his signature pose as the girls dance around him. He then disrobes and wraps his arms around both women before
walking to the ring, taking his casual time-
-Meanwhile Breaburn leans back against the ropes, whistling and playing with his hat, seeming bored-
Discord: Well I'll give Sandow this much, his entrance is quite the classy one.
Dr. Whooves: I just wonder where he always gets those women at.
Discord: I'm sure they line up for the job.
-Sandow enters the ring via skinning the cat, and does a cartwheel once inside the ring, getting cheers from the crowd-
Braeburn: Whenever you're done showing off we can start the match pardner.
Sandow: Jealous, cowboy?
Breaburn: Nah, let's just see if you Lunacy folk can fight as well as you dance.
Match 1: Breaburn vs. Damien Sandow
*8 minutes later*
-Sandow goes for a Russian leg sweep, but Breaburn avoids it and knocks Sandow to the floor with a dropkick, he then goes for
a springboard dive, but Sandow rolls out of the way and prepares for his fancy elbow, only for Breaburn to counter with a High Noon-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: A close call for Sandow. The, and I can't believe I'm saying this, intellectual savior of dem asses isn't doing so well
thus far. Breaburn has been keeping a pretty steady offense.
Discord: Well, Sandow didn't get much ring time the past few months of Lunacy, perhaps he's rusty.
*6 minutes later*
-Sandow knocks Breaburn down to his knees, and starts hitting a fast series of punches and kicks-
Dr. Whooves: Sandow might finally be making a comeback, for the first time this match he has Breaburn on the total defensive.
-Sandow rebounds off the ropes for a running attack, but Breaburn manages to duck it, he then gets back to his feet with the intent of some offense,
only to be taken down by Sandow's signature Russian Leg Sweep, followed by a devastating elbow attack!-
Discord: A devastating combo by Sandow, can he capitalize?!
*1..2..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, the intellectual savior of dem asses, Damien Sandow!
-After having his hand raised by the referee Sandow takes to the turnbuckle to celebrate-
Crowd: THANK YOU SAN-DOW! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THANK YOU SAN-DOW! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THANK YOU SAN-DOW! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Sandow: You're welcome!
Dr. Whooves: Quite an impressive Sublime debut for Damien Sandow. I think he's proven he still has what it takes.
Discord: Eh, one match doesn't make a worthy trade. We'll see where he goes from here.
Dr. Whooves: Doubters aside, I think this move to Sublime just might be a career saver for Sandow.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Trixie in the ring holding a microphone-
Discord: Welcome back to Friday Night Sublime, where it seems our former World Fighter's Champion, Trixie, has a few words to say.
Dr. Whooves: Trixie never has just a "few" words. However I am surprised we're hearing anything out of her, she's lost two consecutive
Pay-Per-Views in a row, you'd think that would deflate her ego a bit.
Trixie: Fear not adoring fans, your favorite, Trixie, has arrived. She has come to clear up a few things about some recent...setbacks.
While it's true that Trixie has had a few losses, and had her rightful title stolen away, it is no matter. It'll only be a matter of
time before Trixie climbs the ranks of Sublime once again and gets the chance she needs to re-take the championship from the incomp-
etent Rainbow Crash. However,for some strange reason, General Manager Celestia was not willing to grant Trixie another title shot this
month. So Trixie will show her! For the rest of this month Trixie will host an open tournament to the crowd, where anyone in the audience
can face the GREATEST and MOST POWERFUL superstar in the EWF in a match right here in the ring! Trixie will pick one lucky soul out
of the horde of volunteers each week. AND, any bold soul that steps up to face Trixie will have one additional way to win,
anyone who can by some miracle break out of the so far unbroken Ursa Lock will instantly win the match. It's not likely to happen,
but you're welcome to try. So let us begin! Who is first?
Dr. Whooves: Fighting crowd members? Is she serious?
Discord: This should be amusing if nothing else.
-Trixie begins scanning the crowd-
Trixie: Yes, you there in the second row, with the glorious EWF fan shirt.
-A woman wearing a Trixie fan shirt emerges from the crowd and enters the ring-
Trixie: You there! What is your name?
Fan: I'm Sally Sarsaparilla! And let me just say that I'm such a huge fan, and it's a great ho-
Trixie: Yes,yes,yes, Trixie is sure you are in awe. -She points at the bell-keeper- RING THE BELL!
Open Invitational: Trixie vs. Sally Sasperilla
-Before Sally even has a chance to figure out a game plan Trixie takes her to the ground and gets the Ursa Lock, to which Sally taps
out to in about five seconds-
Trixie: Here is your winner, still unrivaled in her skill, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIE!
-Trixie begins celebrating-
-The crowd is divided between boos and "NO-BODY CARES!" chants-
Dr. Whooves: What a farce. Trixie is waltzing around the ring gloating about defeating one of the fans. This isn't even worthy of being
considered a match!
Discord: Well Sally did volunteer. Although I agree that celebrating over beating an opponent with no training what so ever is pretty
lame for a fighter of Trixie's level.
Dr. Whooves: Ugh, just think...she's going to be at this all month.
Discord: Who knows, maybe a worthy opponent will step up next time.
Dr. Whooves: Hopefully General Manager Celestia will shut this madness down and there won't be a next time .
Discord: I suppose we'll just have to find out.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Commander Hurricane,Private Panzer, Squire, and the rest of the Hurricane entourage-
Commander Hurricane: Well, I just found out that I'm going to be in Celestia's little tournament, which means by the end of the month
I'll be the number one contender, and by the next month? Champion. And with you back by my side Panzer, I'll even have a back-up means
of victory. You're my, what's a modern term? Insurance policy.
Private Panzer: *Looking like she'd rather be anywhere else* And what is that supposed to mean?
Hurricane: It means if things turn against me out there, you'll make sure they turn back in my favor again.
Panzer: Fine, but let me just make a few things clear. I still hate you, I hate having to work for you, and just because I have to
follow your orders don't expect me to like it.
Hurricane: Now, let me make a a few things clear. I don't give a damn what you think. Your only concern is following my orders, do
that and things will go well for you. I may even arrange for you to win the International Championship after I take the World Fighter's
title. However, fail to meet my expectations and I won't hesitate to have you EXILED from this show.
Panzer: Tch.
Squire: This is for attacking me when you first arrived.
-Squire wacks Panzer across the face with his scroll, to which Panzer quickly gets up and begins backing him up with a death glare-
Squire:*Cowering* I'm sorry...I won't to that again...
Hurricane: Leave him alone, I like his introductions better than Baritone's pandering speeches...
Discord: Well, it seems Panzer is having an interesting time trying to fit in with Hurricane's entourage.
Dr. Whooves: How can you fit in after being forcibily drafted into a group like that?
Discord: It wouldn't be all that bad if she just played along. Hurricane seems to treat her allies fairly well.
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane doesn't see anyone as allies, all she sees is potential pawns to help make her more powerful.
*The sound of a steam engine plays, combined with mysterious sounding music*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Steamer and
Uncle Wing!
Dr. Whooves: This is quite the unexpected combination, we're not fully sure why these two were paired up for this match, I guess
General Manager Celestia just wants to see how they work together.
Discord: It might be the last chance at the spotlight for both of them, neither of these two have had any success so far.
*Countreh music*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, representing the Apple Dynasty, weighing a combined 229 pounds, Red Delicious and Golden
Delicious!
Dr. Whooves: We haven't seen anything of these two since Golden Delicious was injured for a month by Blueblood. Looks like we'll
have two tag-teams that are both down on their luck facing off against each other.
Match 2: Uncle Wing and Steamer vs. Red Delicious and Golden Delicious
*7 minutes later*
-Red Delicious charges at Steamer only to be knocked down with a hard clothesline, he gets back up only to be leveled again with a
Steamroller-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Some very heavy offense from Steamer so far.
*4 minutes later*
-Golden Delicious goes for a Flying Orchard, but Uncle Wing catches him mid-air and hits a Bad Fortune-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are you winners, Uncle Wing and Steamer!
Discord: A very unlikely victory from a very unlikely tag-team.
Dr. Whooves: You can say that again.
Uncle Wing: Well done tag-team partner, but now I must go! Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
-Uncle Wing vanishes in a plume of smoke-
Dr. Whooves: Errr...what exactly just happened.
Discord: No idea.
Dr. Whooves: And did he really say, "Sparkle sparkle sparkle"?
Discord: I thought it sounded pretty funny myself.
Dr. Whooves: Ugh, it's just what we need, another weirdo in the male division.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Canterlot Class standing in the ring, Octavia holding the mic-
Octavia: Last Sunday was a great night for Canterlot Class, as we came a step closer to bringing culture and decency to Sublime when
I won the International Championship. A victory over THREE seperate opponents, won with a mere superplex on my part. I'll admit, Daring
made for a better champion than most of the ilk on this show would, but she was not good enough. No, I am the only one good enough to
hold this title. Now that I have this title a new era begins: the era of Octavia.
Hoity Toity: Unfortunately, Lunacy took a step back on the road to high society. As our good friends, EGO, lost their titles to the
idiotic tag-team of Rack Attack. Zack Ryder and Ace are nothing but two deliquient ruffians seeking to taint the EWF with their filth.
We can not allow them to contain to tarnish the Combos of Carnage titles with their unworthiness. This is why we also seek to enter
the Combos of Carnage match at Uprising, to ensure that Rack Attack does no-
*Oh Radioooooo, tell me everything you know*
Discord: Sounds like the challenge is being answered. This should be delightful fun.
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure the champions have a few words for these people who assaulted them after the title match at Frontline.
Zack Ryder: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...broski. Those are some tough words you're throwing out. Idiotic? Ruffians? Unworthiness? I'd be insulted
if I actually took you seriously. You guys really are a joke.
Blueblood: How dare you? If anyone is a joke here it-
Ace: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! RYDER IS TALKING, BITCH!
Ryder:Thanks Ace, now where was I? Oh yeah, but what does insult me, is that crazy ambush you pulled after our match at Frontline. That was not
cool broski. So because of that, we're going to accept your challenge at Uprising. It'll be great to deal with both you and EGO
at the same time.
Octavia: That's excellent, but why wait? I think you should have a little warm-up fight with these two upstanding gentlemen right now.
Ryder: You know what? That's a great idea. Let's have a little preview match right now.
-Rack Attack begins walking down the ramp, mid-way down EGO emerges from the crowd behind them and launches an ambush, quickly
overwhelming Rack Attack with surprise-
Dr. Whooves: EGO? What the bloody hell is EGO doing here on Sublime?!
Discord: Getting at their rivals of course! What do brand lines mean when you have a score to settle?
-After throughly beating both Ace and Ryder, Gustave and Fancy Pants set up to hit Ryder with a Cream of the Crop but before they
can execute it Checkmate and Davenport emerge from backstage and attack them, starting up a whole new brawl-
Dr. Whooves: And Couchmate comes to Rack Attack's rescue! It seems they haven't forgotten about their unceremonious loss a few months
ago.
-Canterlot Class quickly moves to help EGO, but Ryder and Ace recover and begin holding them off, the entire ramp turns into a giant
sprawled out brawl-
Discord: CHAOS! Pure unadulterated chaos! Isn't it wonderful Whooves?
*I'm a cult of personality!*
Discord: Dammit Celestia! Don't interrupt this!
-The multitude of combatants cease their fighting as Celestia emerges on to the ramp-
Celestia: Well,Well,Well, it appears we have quite the war going on out here. I have no objections, but I think it would be better
to put a some officiality into all this. It's quite obvious the real cause of this is the Combos of Carnage titles, which all four
teams out here are eligible for. So, at Uprising, for the first time ever, the Combos of Carnage will be defended in a Fatal-Four-Way
Match: Involving Rack Attack, EGO, Canterlot Class, and Couchmate!
*Crowd cheers*
Whooves: What a blockbuster! I can't wait to see how this plays out.
Celestia: And that's not all, as a preview of things to come and to help settle out some bad blood. Next week's main event of Sublime
will feature Canterlot Class and EGO taking on Rack Attack and Couchmate in an 8 man tag-team contest!
*More cheering*
Discord: Wowza, Celestia's certainly booking some off the chart matches on the spot here.
Whooves: The fans don't seem to be complaining. This is going to be great.
-The mass of superstars on the ramp starts to file out after the announcement, making room for the next match-
Discord: Up next we have the first in a series of qualifying matches to determine who will be in the six-woman number one contender's
Battle Royal at Uprising. These two were not given a spot in tonight's larger Battle Royal, but will still have the honor of potentially
vying for the title at next month's Pay-Per-View.
*WUB WUB WUB*
Baritone: The following qualifying match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing
five foot,eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the un-discouragable Vinyl Scratch, despite several set-backs and an inactive month prior, she's still
here trying to fight her way through the ranks. For a chance at Sublime's most esteemed title no-less.
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
Squire: Quake and tremble in fear on the approach of the glorious Commander Hurricane! Accompanied by Private Panzer, the first of many
Sublime fighters that will have no choice but to pledge themselves to Commander Hurricane's force!
Discord: Commander Hurricane already had a dangerous numbers game to leverage over her opponents, and it's gotten that much more
dangerous now that she has Private Panzer on her side.
Dr. Whooves: I don't know. Panzer seems like a pretty reluctant soldier, if Hurricane was wise she wouldn't rely too much on her
draftee.
Hurricane: Just take notes Panzer, I'll show you how to win one of these battles.
Match 3: Uprising WF #1 Contender's Battle Royal Qualifying Match, Vinyl Scratch vs. Commander Hurricane/w Private Panzer
*5 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch launches herself for a spring-board dive, only to be knocked down mid-air with a hard punch from Commander Hurricane,
Hurricane picks Vinyl up and gets ready for a Legion but Vinyl fights her way out and the two start trading punches-
Dr. Whooves: It's been a pretty competitive fight so far, both of these women have been struggling to gain the advantage over their
opponent.
-After a quick series of blows, Hurricane flattens Vinyl with a particularly heavy punch-
Discord: And that folks is why you do not want to get in a punching contest with Commander Hurricane. Few wrestlers in this company
hit harder than she does.
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl got lucky, a few more hits like that could knock her out.
*7 minutes later*
-Hurricane sets up for another Legion, but Vinyl counters with a Cross-Fade, she then ascends the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whoovves: It's time for the Bass Drop! This could be it!
-Vinyl goes for the finisher, but Commander Hurricane rolls under the ropes and out of the ring at the last second-
Discord: That's a crafty escape by Commander Hurricane.
-As the referee starts counting to ten Hurricane picks up her helmet and calls Panzer over to her-
Hurricane: Panzer, when I go back in there you need to distract that official.
-Panzer shoots Hurricane a look as if to say, "Really?"-
Hurricane: Just do it! You know what will happen if you don't...
-As Hurricane enters the ring Panzer gets on the apron as if she's going to enter the ring-
Ref: Stop right there Panzer! Get off the apron right now!
-While the referee is distracted Hurricane charges Vinyl and hits her with the metal helmet, she makes a pin as Panzer steps off
from the apron, looking rather guilty-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! That was so obvious! Such blatant cheating, I can't believe this match is going to end like this!
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
-Commander Hurricane looks at Vinyl in disbelief-
Discord: Unbelievable! Vinyl Scratch actually kicked out despite that blow from Hurricane's metal helmet! By all rights she should of
been down and out. What resiliency being shown by this woman here tonight.
*9 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: This match has now passed the twenty minute mark, and it's remarkable that these two are still going. Especially Vinyl.
-Vinyl climbs the turnbuckle, Hurricane tries to attack her but is repelled with a hard kick, Vinyl finishes her ascends but pauses
for a second to hold her head-
Discord: Vinyl is definitely suffering from that blow from Hurricane's metal helmet that she recieved earlier in the match.
Dr. Whooves: It doesn't help that Hurricane has focused her offense on Vinyl's head ever since that happened.
-Vinyl goes for a diving kick, but thanks to the delay Hurricane is able to get her bearings and side-steps it, Vinyl doesn't have
enough time after turning around to avoid being hit with a hard clothesline-
Discord: Ouch! A wicked clothesline and Vinyl goes down.
-Commander Hurricane begins raining down a flurry of punches to Vinyl's face-
Dr. Whooves: Dear Lord those punches look brutal, I don't know how long Vinyl can take this assault.
-Vinyl catches one of Hurricane's punches and manages to toss her off, she then gets to her feet and takes down Hurricane with a flying
cross-body-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl is building momentum! Can she capitalize?!
-Vinyl launches herself with the ropes, only to be hit mid-flight by a very hard punch from Commander Hurricane, causing her to fall to the
ground hard-
Discord: A devastating punch! Hurricane's force combined with Vinyl's own momentum might of just ended this match...
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Commander Hurricane!
-The crowd boos ferociously-
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane won there's no doubt about that, but her victory may not have happened if it weren't for Panzer creating that
opening earlier for her to deck Vinyl with the metal helmet.
*A replay shows re-capping the hard hit from the metal helmet that Hurricane delivered to Vinyl earlier in the match*
Discord: Hey, if Panzer hadn't distracted the ref you know Squire or one of Hurricane's guards would have. This was unavoidable.
Dr. Whooves: *Sighs* Well, fair or not, Commander Hurricane is now one of six women who will fight for the right to be number one contender
in a Battle Royal at Uprising.
-Medics emerge and take Vinyl Scratch out on a stretcher, meanwhile Commander Hurricane just smiles sadistically-
Discord: I'm a bit worried about Vinyl, she could have a serious head injury.
Dr. Whooves: Yeah, and look at Commander Hurricane, she seems to enjoy having inflicted such injury. It's absolutely sickening.
Discord: She's a warrior Whooves. What would you expect?
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Up next is a match that should prove unpredictable, for a newly signed male superstar will be debuting!
Discord: It's also worthy to note that this is the first ever edition of Sublime to feature 3 male division matches.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed, the male division may of started in the shadow of the larger female division, but it's role has certainly begun
expanding over the past few months.
*Cowboy music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Appleloosa, weighing 215 pounds, and standing five foot,
eleven inches tall, Happy Trails!
Discord: Happy Trails is pretty much in the same situation as his frequent tag-team partner Braeburn, he puts on a good showing when he appears,
but seems to have a hard time getting into any real spotlights.
*Eloqeunt and romantic sounding music plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing 207 pounds, and standing six foot, one inch tall,
Dr. Caballeron!
-Dr. Caballeron emerges on stage with a beautiful female partner, they begin a sophisticated and dazzling dance, which they keep up
all the way to the ring, as they approach Caballeron takes a knee and kisses his partner's hand before releasing her and entering the
ring-
Dr. Whooves: Well that was certainly impressive. This new guy seems like quite a gentleman.
Discord: Very true, but there's a big difference between dancing and wrestling.
Match 4: Happy Trails vs. Dr. Caballeron
*5 minutes later*
-Happy Trails goes for a Bandwagon, but Caballeron swiftly ducks away and lands a kick straight to Happy Trails face, he then climbs
the turnbuckle and hits a Cha Cha Dive-
Dr. Whooves: A high flying move from Caballeron performed with perfect efficiency.
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
*10 minutes later*
-Happy Trails goes for a leg sweep, but Caballeron jumps over it and gives Happy Trails a hard kick to the knee, quickly moving
to capitalize with a Samba Jive, but Happy Trails counters at the last second and hits a bandwagon-
*1..2...-Kick-out!-
Discord: What a back and forth contest between these two stars.
-Happy Trails tries to set up for another finisher, but Caballeron stuns him with a few well placed punches and tries to grapple,
only to be Irish Whipped by Happy Trails, on the rebound however Caballeron manages to knock Happy Trails down with a flying tackle,
soon after he climbs the turnbuckle and hits another Cha Cha Dive-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Dr. Caballeron!
's dance partner enters the ring, and the two celebrate with an exotic looking dance as the crowd cheers-
Dr. Whooves: Quite an impressive debut for Dr. Caballeron. He's certainly dazzled the audience in more ways than one.
-As the dance ends Caballeron and his partner take a dive and began walking up the ramp, recieving a last round of cheers from the
audience,as they exit the arena a buzzer sounds signaling the arrival of the Underbaker, smoke arises from the entrance and Underbaker
emerges, beginning a slow but menacing stride towards the ring-
Discord: Few men in the EWF create such an aura of awe and fear as this man, the Underbaker.
Dr. Whooves: He's an unstoppable, strong in-ring competitor, and seems to have powers we can't explain. There's a reason he's the World Brawler's champion.
Discord: I'd imagine he's coming out here with some words in mind from Pipsqueak, who in the most delightfully unexpected event, stole
the World Brawler's title belt from Underbaker!
Dr. Whooves: It may seem like a practical joke, but Underbaker isn't known for a sense of humor, this could end badly for little
Pipsqueak.
-Underbaker enters the ring and pulls a mic out of his trench-coat-
Underbaker: Frontline saw the end of a chapter in the EWF, it was the end of my rivalry with Thunderlane. A man too arrogant and foolish
to be able to obtain victory over the undead baker, he was never worthy of the World Brawler's Championship. He has now left Sublime,
and I find myself standing victorious with no clear opposition, except for one...after my final victory over Thunderlane, a coward
named Pipsqueak decided to tempt the fury of the Underbaker by stealing the World Brawler's Championship. Never has such a big mistake
been made on this show. Pipsqueak, I give you this one chance to avoid my pre-baked wrath: Return the title belt NOW.
-A few moments of silence pass, but then the silence is broken by the sound of swash-buckling pirate music, Pipsqueak emerges on
stage with Underbaker's title belt-
Pipsqueak: Ahoy laddie, I heard ye was looking for Cap'n Pipsqueak?
Underbaker: Return what is mine or face the consquences.
Pipsqueak: Oi, our first time speakin' and you're already makin' demands. Well sir, a pirate cap'n don't take orders from no-one. No siree.
I stole this title fair n' square. You ain't havin' it back.
Underbaker: Pipsqueak, you know not what dark forces you tempt with.
Pipsqueak: Don't ye try scarin' me with your Davy Jones Locker speech. I don't buy it, if this booty means that much to ye you'll
just have to come take it from me. But instead of playin' hot potato, why don't we settle this in a match? Let us fight for the championship
at Uprising.
Underbaker: You wish to go one on one with the undead baker? Fine, but you must prove you are worthy of such a match. Next week you will
battle an opponent of my choosing, if you are succesfull, I will grant you a title shot. But regardless, you will return what is
rightfully mine.
Pipsqueak: I'll beat anyone ye throw at me. As for the title belt, I think I'll just hold on to it for awhi-
*A buzzer sounds and the lights go out, when the lights come on Underbaker is on the ramp, but Pipsqueak is no where to be seen*
Dr. Whooves: What the? It looks like Pipsqueak took off running again when the lights went out!
Discord: I tell ya that kid is a slippery one...
*Commercial*
*The Ghost Girls theme plays*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, weighing at a combined 280 pounds, The Ghost Girls!
Dr. Whooves: It's been a month or two since we've last seen this duo. Pinkie's sisters seem to have had worse luck than she has
thus far on Sublime. Maybe this will be a chance to turn things around.
*The Spa Twins theme plays*
Baritone: And their opponents, weighing a combined 258 pounds, The Spa Twins!
Discord: Aloe and Lotus Blossom have to be feeling scorched after losing their tag-team titles to Babs Seed and Sour Tooth at
Frontline. Which was nothing short of an upset.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed, although I'm sure The Spa Twins won't let the titles go without another fight. They still have their re-match
clause after all.
Match 5: The Ghost Girls vs. The Spa Twins
*8 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom goes for the Treatment, but Inkie counters and hits a DDT, she then drags Lotus over to the turnbuckle and tags in
Blinkie-
Dr. Whooves: The Ghost Girls have been doing surprisingly well this match, staying fresh with frequent tags while denying Lotus
the ability to tag out the entire time. Aloe hasn't gotten a single moment in the actual match yet.
-Blinkie sets up for a Phantom Specter,but Lotus counters and shoves Blinkie away, quickly diving for the opposite turnbuckle
and managing to tag Aloe-
Discord: The tag was made, and here comes Aloe! And boy does she look fired up.
-Blinkie tries to defend herself, but is unable to dodge a running Bulldog from Aloe, then as Blinkie gets up she's immediately hit
with The Treatment, Inkie moves into the ring to save her partner but Aloe lands a hard drop-kick that sends Inkie back out to the
floor,Aloe then quickly follows up by pinning Blinkie-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Spa Twins, Aloe and Lotus Blossom!
Dr. Whooves: Aloe just cleaned house, she entered the match like a house of fire and the Ghost Girls were certainly not prepared
for that level of momentum.
-Aloe and Lotus Blossom celebrate briefly in the ring before picking up a microphone-
Aloe: So Frontline wasn't the best night for my sister and I, as we lost the Sublime Tag Team titles. Plus, I'l admit, we underestimated
Babs Seed and Sour Tooth. We saw them as just a couple punks that could only win by ambushing us, but apparently they've got skills
in the ring too. That said, we worked hard to win those titles originally and we aren't going to give up just because of one loss.
Lotus Blossom: Which means we're cashing in our re-match clause at Uprising, and this time we won't be underestimating our enemy.
Discord: A bold statement, but will the Spa Twins be able to prevent history from repeating itself?
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back to Friday Night Sublime, and now it's at long last time for our main event.
Discord: A surely to be chaotic ten woman Battle Royal. The winner of which will get to take on the champion Rainbow Dash at Uprising
for the World Fighter's Championship!
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of Rainbow Dash, the champion herself is joining us here at ringside for this match. Any thoughts Rainbow
Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Don't mind me, I'm mainly just here to watch the show, and scout out my competition a little while I'm at.
Dr. Whooves: Do you have a favorite to win?
Rainbow Dash: Well naturally I'm rooting for Applejack and Pinkie, but you really can't underestimate most of the people in this
match. Besides, Battle Royals are off the walls, there's no way to predict what's going to happen in one of these things.
Discord: I'm sure it'll be great for you to fight somebody other than Trixie this time.
Rainbow Dash: Trixie was a VERY challenging opponent, but fighting the same woman does get old after awhile. It'll be great to test
my skills against somebody different at Uprising.
Main Event: 10 Woman Battle Royal, Spitfire vs. Amira vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Applejack vs. Colgate vs. Photo Finish vs. Pretty Vision vs.
Sweetie Belle vs. Apple Bloom vs. Cheerilee
-As soon as the bell sounds the ring explodes into chaos as each competitor tries to single out a target-
Discord: Here we go! Ten women starting in the ring and it's total madness in there.
Rainbow Dash: I've never been in one of these before, but I can only imagine how tough it is. You not only have to watch your back,
you have to watch all four sides.
-Photo Finish immediately goes after Pretty Vision and backs her up into the turnbuckle, where she starts throwing a fury of punches,she
then goes to try and lift Pretty Vision further up the turnbuckle but Pretty Vision elbows her in the face, causing Photo Finish
to reel back while holding her head-
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish is undoubtablly still suffering from the brutal head assualt that Pretty Vision unleashed during their
match on Frontline. Pretty Vision even knocked Photo Finish out cold because of it!
-While Photo Finish is stunned Pretty Vision quickly capitalizes and tosses Photo Finish out of the ring-
Discord: Pretty Vision wasted no time disposing of her greatest rival.
1st Elimination: Photo Finish by Pretty Vision (1:09)
*4 minutes later*
-Cheerilee hits Sweetie Belle with a strong fore-arm before pushing her against the ropes, working hard to force her out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Cheerilee has been gone for some time due to an injury recieved from Commander Hurricane, but she's finally returned
to Sublime and so far seems determined to put up a good showing in this match.
-Cheerilee flips Sweetie Belle over the ropes, but Sweetie Belle manages to grab hold before hitting the ground and skins the cat to
get back upright, Cheerilee notices this and charges forward only for Sweetie Belle to lean down and bend the ropes, tripping Cheerilee
and causing her to trip and fall to the floor-
Rainbow Dash: Not bad.
2nd Elimination: Cheerilee by Sweetie Belle (5:12)
*5 minutes later*
-Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom both lift Amira into the air and hit a bodyslam-
Discord: It seems Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom have made an improvised alliance, and it's definitely changed the power structure
of this match.
-Sweetie Belle picks Amira up and Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle, she goes to push Amira out but Amira repels her with a
hard kick to the face, she then sets up for a Dust Devil only to be ambushed by Apple Bloom and promptly taken down with a Late
Bloomer-
Rainbow Dash: Those two are kicking some serious ass. The others in there better do something if they still want to win this.
-Apple Bloom is suddenly attacked by Pretty Vision, who knocks her into the ropes and tries to eliminate her, but Apple Bloom turns
the tables and gets Pretty Vision against the ropes instead, she's joined by Sweetie Belle and together the two force Pretty Vision
over the ropes and out of the ring-
3rd Elminination: Pretty Vision by Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle (10:24)
Dr. Whooves: We've passed the ten minute mark, and so far only three of ten women have been eliminated! These competitors are really
giving it their all.
*6 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are working to wear down Colgate, when by surprise Pinkie Pie lands a Pinkie Sense on Sweetie Belle,
she then tries to toss Apple Bloom over the top rope, but Apple Bloom hangs on and the two begin two struggle against each other-
Discord: This could be it for Apple Bloom...
-After a long fight Apple Bloom manages to head butt Pinkie through the middle rope, meanwhile Sweetie Belle gets back to her feet and
tries to toss Pinkie Pie over the ropes, Pinkie Pie grabs hold but loses her grip after a direct punch from Sweetie Belle-
Rainbow Dash: Ouch. Better luck next time Pinkie.
4th Elimination: Pinkie Pie by Sweetie Belle (16:30)
-Apple Bloom re-enters the ring and high fives Sweetie Belle, as the two turn around they are both hit by a double clothesline from
Amira and sent out of the ring to the floor-
Dr. Whooves: Amira out of nowhere with a double clothesline! And the tandem of Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle has been stopped!
5th Elimination: Apple Bloom by Amira (16:35)
6th Elimination: Sweetie Belle by Amira (16:35)
Discord: And now we're down to four: Spitfire, Applejack, Colgate, and Amira.
-The four remianing competitors each take a defensive stance near their own corner of the ring, eyeing the other competitors for a
few moments before charging into the fray with Applejack fighting Colgate, and Amira fighting Spitfire-
*8 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: We're now nearing the twenty-five minute mark, and the four remaining competitors in this match are putting on a clinic.
-Amira goes for a Dust Devil on Spitfire, but Spitfire counters and hits a Broken Formation, Spitfire then tries to throw Amira over
the top rope, Amira manages to grab on to the very bottom rope and attempts to re-enter but Spitfire hits a low sliding kick and
knocks Amira fully down to the floor-
Rainbow Dash: That was a slick move by Spitfire.
7th Elimination: Amira by Spitfire (24:19)
Dr. Whooves: And now we only have three women left in the ring, all of them are deserving of a title spot, and all are probably
desperate to earn it, but only one can take the victor and become number one contender
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate has Spitfire behind the ropes, and is working to push her off-
Rainbow Dash: I thought it would be easier to pick a favorite to win once the match got smaller, but I still have no idea who's
going to win this.
Discord: It'll be a great finish no matter who wins at this point.
-Applejack sneaks up behind Colgate and tries to push both her and Spitfire to the floor, Colgate is unable to grab on and falls to
the ground, but Spitfire manages to skin the cat and re-enter the ring before Applejack can finish eliminating her-
8th Elimination: Colgate by Applejack (31:57)
Dr. Whooves: And then there were two...
-Spitfire and Applejack begin sizing each other up before charging at each other for a full on brawl-
*7 minutes later*
-Spitfire and Applejack begin trading punches in the ring-
Crowd: LET'S GO SPITFIRE! LET'S GO APPLEJACK! LET'S GO SPITFIRE! LET'S GO APPLEJACK!
Discord:Both of these women want the number one contender's spot so bad, and neither is giving in inch!
Rainbow Dash: Even the fans don't know who to get behind.
-Applejack stuns Spitfire with a well placed right hook and shoves her over to the ropes, she then works to push Spitfire over the
top rope. The two struggle heavily for a long time before Applejack finally manages to overpower Spitfire and throw her to the floor-
9th Elimination: Spitfire by Applejack (38:44)
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the World Fighter's Championship, Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: An excellent main event for the first Sublime of the month, everyone involved gave their all, but Applejack fought the
hardest and now she gets to reep the reward. She's going to Uprising to take on Rainbow Dash.
-Rainbow Dash enters the ring and raises her friends hand-
Discord: Rainbow Dash showing a good display of sportsmanship, but I wonder how friendly these two will still be when it comes down
to who gets the title.
Dr. Whooves: They're both respectable opponents, I think they'll keep things decent regardless of who wins.
Discord: We'll see.
Dr. Whooves: It seems that's all we have for tonight. See you next week.
*Before the show fades out a promo begins on the titantron, a large equal sign displays before cutting to a person standing in a
dark cave*
?: The current state of the EWF is much like this cave. It is in darkness, many superstars go unnoticed, many are abused
and mistreated. It's a system of abuse and neglect, a system of total inequality. But there is hope, for there is always light in
the darkness.
-The speaker lights a match, revealing a woman with a very unusual smile on her face-
?: My name is Starlight Glimmer. And soon I will arrive in the EWF, I will arrive with a mission. My mission is to free
the superstars of EWF from the binds and shackles of inequality. I will bring to this company true fairness. No longer will there
be jobbers and main eventers. Soon all will have equal opportunity, equal screen time, undisputed equality...
-Starlight Glimmer drops the match and the screen fades to black, being replaced once again by an equal sign-
Match Results:
Damien Sandow defeated Braeburn (14:26)
Trixie defeated Sally Sarsaparilla (00:11)
Uncle Wing and Steamer defeated Red Delicious and Golden Delicious (11:13)
#1 Contender's Battle Royal Qualifying Match: Commander Hurricane/w Private Panzer defeated Vinyl Scratch (21:47)
Dr. Caballeron defeated Happy Trails (15:08)
The Spa Twins defeated The Ghost Girls (8:01)
Applejack won 10 Woman Battle Royal (38:44)