-A promo re-capping Final Reckoning plays, ending with Rainbow Dash climbing the ladder and claiming the World Fighter's Title-
*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-Firewhatevers go here-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to Friday Night Sublime, I'm Dr. Whooves with commentary partner, Discord. How was Final Reckoning?
Discord: Oh it was just excellent, even better that I got to work with Fluttershy instead of hearing your dull voice. You could learn a thing or two from her.
Dr. Whooves: Oh spare me.
Discord: You're still better than Overdrive and Vultarian, that's worth something.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of Overdrive and Vultarian, Final Reckoning was so action packed it even had a commentary shake up. And we're sure to have fallout of the PPV's events here tonight. Our new World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash will be speaking later tonight, we'll be having a match to determine the number one contender for Daring Do's International Title, and there's sure to be more.
Discord: Speaking of commentary shake-ups, I am deeply saddened to report that Dragon Roberts will no longer be joining us on the Sublime commentary, he's being sent to CCW to work on developing his commentary abilities.
Dr. Whooves: Praise the lord!
Discord: Just wait Whooves, he'll return some day, and he'll be a much greater commentator than you.
Dr. Whooves: Ugh, let's just get on with the show.
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
Discord: You want fallout, here comes fallout. Commander Hurricane must be enraged by the sudden appearance and betrayal of her old second in command, Private Pansy. I can't wait to see her vent her rage.
-Commander Hurricane approaches the ring with her usual entourage of Squire and her guards-
Hurricane: I went in to Final Reckoning looking for revenge against a "mysterious" opponent. I thought it was just a fellow Sublime star backstage who was intimidated by me but too cowardly to show their face, but the truth was far worse. The masked opponent was somone who was once part of my own ranks, someone I used to rely upon and trust. A certain someone who would be nothing without me. Private Pansy, you've committed treason, and you're going to pay dearly. Get out here right now if you have any damn honor left.
*Stand my ground!*
-Private Pansy emerges on stage, this time without her mask on, she boldy enters the ring, ignoring the violent glares of Hurricane's guards-
Pansy: You called?
Hurricane: What the hell is wrong with you? How DARE you attack me!? I am your commander!
Pansy: Not anymore. It's a new world Hurricane, although you don't seem to get that. You're stuck in the past, as always.
Hurricane: *Fuming* I didn't even know you were still alive until last Sunday! And you just show up out of nowhere to start wrecking things.
Pansy: I was frozen in that glacier too you idiot. Only I wasn't thawed out when the rest of you were, I was left behind for another couple of months before they unfroze me. Of course, you never even bothered to come searching, I've always been disposable to you. One of many reasons I decided it was time to strike out on my own.
Hurricane: Pansy, Pansy, Pansy...this is all just a big misunderstanding. We worked together of years, now's not the time to fight, we should be dominating the EWF together. Drop this silly grudge now and I'll forget about your transgressions.
Pansy: Fat chance, I'm done working with you, and I want another chance and taking you down a notch.
Hurricane: Fine, I'll give you a rematch, but on one condition, when you lose you have work for me again. And to make sure you follow orders your contract will be mine to terminate. Meaning that if you rebel, you'll get fired.
Pansy: But if you lose, you leave the EWF.
Hurricane: You're on Pansy.
Pansy: One more thing, it's not Pansy anymore. Pansy is a weak name, the name of a woman who was a total pushover with no willpower of her own. From now on I am Private Panzer, a name that signifies strength.
Hurricane: Pffttt...you will never be strong. You're weak, and I can easily prove it. I've been waiting for awhile to put my guards to action in the ring, so right now you're going to fight against two of them in a handi-cap match, we'll see how strong you are...
-Panzer looks around as Hurricane's other guards surrounded the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh, looks like there's no way out for Privat Panzer. She'll have to accept Hurricane's challenge.
Discord: Maybe those guards will knock some senze into her head. Who would turn down the chance to work for Commander Hurricane?
Dr. Whooves: Any sane human being?
Discord: Sanity is for scrubs.
Match 1: Handicap Match: Private Panzer vs. Typhoon and Cyclone
*6 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: It's not gone well for Panzer so far, Typhoon and Cyclone have used regular tags to keep her on the defensive.
-Typhoon Irish Whips Panzer into the turnbuckle, she then tags in Cyclone and the two hit a Supercell-
Discord: Ouch, what a devastating tag team manuever, Panzer might be out.
*1..2..-Kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: Not quite yet.
*7 minutes later*
-Cyclone is raining down punches on Panzer in the turnbuckle when she catches one and shoves him down, she then ascends the turnbuckle and hits a dive-bomb, meanwhile some of the guards outside distract the ref allowing Typhoon to rush into the ring and cheap shot Panzer-
Dr. Whooves: This just isn't fair, Panzer has no chance of winning with Hurricane's other guards constantly interfering.
Discord: Oh wah, Panzer knew what she was getting into when she started this war with Hurricane.
*7 minutes later*
-Typhoon goes to Spear Panzer but she dodges out of the way and grabs her, hitting a Blitz-
*1..2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winnner, Private Panzer!
*Cheers*
-As Panzer starts to celebrate Commander Hurricane slips into the ring and hits with a suprise clothesline, she then removes her helmet and starts beating Panzer with it-
Dr. Whooves: Not again, can't Commander Hurricane go a month without pointlessly brutalizing someone?
Discord: It gets the point across...
Hurricane: You are a LOWLY, WORTHLESS, WORM! At the end of Frontline you're going to curse the day you betrayed me, and you'll beg for forgiveness! Tonight was just a taste of what you've earned for yourself.
-Commander Hurricane and her guards exit the ring, leaving a battered and bruised Private Panzer behind-
*Commercial*
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Boulder, weighing a combined 280 pounds, the Ghost Girls!
Dr. Whooves: Here's a duo we haven't seen in awhile, maybe their luck has improved since the last month.
Discord: They're going to need luck, they're going up against the Sublime Tag Team Champions in this match!
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, from Loneyville, and weighing a combined 258 pounds, they are the Sublime Tag Team Champions, the Spa Twins: Aloe and Lotus Blososm!
Match 2: Ghost Girls vs. Spa Twins
*9 minutes later*
-Inkie pie goes for a Cross-Stream but Aloe counters into a Treatment and makes the pin-
*1..2..3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners Aloe and Lo-
-Babs Seed and Sweet Tooth storm into the ring and start attacking the Spa Twins-
Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed?! AND SWEET TOOTH?! What in the bloody hell?!
Discord: Maybe Babs Seed has corrupted another member of the apple family,oooooh how delightful.
-After succifiently beating down the Spa Twins Babs Seed and Sweet Tooth grab a pair of microphones while the crowd boos-
Babs Seed: That's right, go ahead and boo...boo some more...more of the booing. Already shut up! It's my turn now...*Clears Throat* So, I haven't had the best of luck in the singles division so far, and I decided I'd try out the tag-team part instead, but first I needed a partner. And I found the perfect one: Someone who thinks the Apple Dynasty is as lame as I do.
Sweet Tooth: I got nowhere with the Apple Dynasty. I've spent three months with nothing but failure and no oppurtunity to move up. It's time I strike out with a worthier partner. I'm through being laughed at, being the butt monkey of this brand. "Oh, it's Sweet Tooth, here comes the squash match" "It's the Twist of Sublime!" Well I'm not going to play the jobber role any longer, and I'm not Sweet Tooth anymore, from now on I'm going to be called Sour Tooth.
Babs Seed: We came out here tonight to make a statement, we're challenging the Spa Twins for the Sublime Tag Team Titles, and they're going to be our stepping stones to get out of the holes we're in and reach new heights in our careers.
Dr. Whooves: Bold statements by this new team, but will they have power to back it all up?
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back Sublime sevants, you're joining us just in time for a number one contender's match for the International Title. One of the two competitors, Octavia or Vinyl Scratch, will be challenging Daring Do for the International Championship.
*Dubstep Music*
Baritone: Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds, and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch has had a rough going on Sublime, this could be her last chance to turn things around before being pushed out of contendership for the International Title all together.
*Classeh Music*
Baritone: And her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Discord: This is the kind of woman we need to have as International Champion. She's got it all, skill, looks, charm, you name it.
Dr. Whooves: Oh yes, she's sure got that charm...
Match 3: International Championship Number One Contender's Match, Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
*5 minutes later*
-Octavia goes for a Sonnet but Vinyl counters and stuns her, she then launches herself off the ropes and tackles Octavia to the ground and attempts a pin-
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: It's going to take more than that.
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia Irish Whips Vinyl Scratch into the ropes, on the rebound Vinyl manages to hit Octavia with a running crossbody, she then ascends the turnbuckle and attempts to hit a Bass Drop, but Octavia raises her knees and stops it-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch went high risk and it did not pay off...
-Octavia picks Vinyl Scratch up and hits a Sonnet-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like our dubstep DJ still has some fight left. She's been trying desperately this match.
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia and Vinyl Scratch are trading punches, they counter back and forth and attempt to get a finisher on the other, suddenly Colgate comes running down the ramp-
Dr. Whooves: Colgate? What in God's name is she doing here?
-Colgate storms the ring and hits Vinyl and Octavia with a double clothesline-
Baritone: The following match has ended in a double disqualification and is a no-contest match!
-Octavia gets up to fight Colgate but is quickly leveled with a Wash,Rinse,Repeat before rolling out of the ring, Colgate than turns her attention on Vinyl Scratch, stomping her on her repeatedly before grabbing her and literally throwing her from the ring-
Discord: What a rampage, seems there's a lot of statements being made tonight.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Photo Finish in the ring-
Photo Finish: Zomething unacceptable has happened. My long time employ, Pretty Vision, has betrayed me! The little ingrate has forgotten all that I, Photo Finish,have done for her. Without any justified reason she turns against the only person who has watched out for her on this show. After all I,Photo Finish, have done for her and this is how she repays me, well fine. I,Photo Finish, vill have to teach her a lesson she'll never forget, and it starts tonight! Get out here you ingrate!
*No disguise for that double vision*
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Pretty Vision, who seems to have a bit more confidence and determination in her step since we last saw her.
Pretty Vision: I'm not as dense as you think I am. You really think you could just insult and abuse me week after week and I wouldn't do anything? No, I had been thinking about it for awhile, but you made my mind up for me. What happened after our match at Final Reckoning was the last straw. You're a terrible boss and a terrible person, and I'm through working for you.
Photo Finish: Pffftt...you really think you'll get anywhere in this brand on your own? A few months from now your name will not be remembered other than just another stupid idiot who got beaten by I, Photo Finish!
Pretty Vision: It's going to be you who gets forgotten. I'm challenging you to match at Frontline, and there I'm going to prove that I was always the better of our team. You weren't a leader, you were just a talentless woman using someone else to carry you.
Photo Finish: How dare you! Why I, Photo Finish, should deal with you right now...however, I, Photo Finish, have better things to do. So I shall leave it at this..
*Photo Finish hits a Photo Op. on Pretty Vision and exits the ring*
Discord: Ouch, that looks like it hurt, and Pretty Vision has a match up next too!
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, standing five foot, seven inches tall and weighing 150 pounds, Nurse Redheart!
Match 4: Pretty Vision vs. Nurse Redheart
*6 minutes later*
-Nurse Redheart hits a First-Ache on Pretty Vision and goes for a pin-
*1..2...-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Nurse Redheart may be out of practice, but she's kept Pretty Vision on her toes the entire match so far.
Discord: Pretty Vision might just not be ready for the singles league yet.
-Nurse Redheart goes to Irish Whip Pretty Vision but she counters and hits a Double Vision on her-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: She's just not cut out, eh Discord?
Discord: Ooooooh I was wrong. What a momentus occaision. Why don't you celebrate with a cup of tea Whooves?
Whooves: I just might.
*Commercial*
*More of dat classeh musiks*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Canterlot, standing five-foot, eleven inches tall, weighing 201 pounds, Hoity Toity!
Dr. Whooves: Hoity Toity could use a big win tonight, Canterlot Class as a whole has been on a rollercoaster of ups and downs the past few months, and none them have managed to score any career-changing wins as of yet.
*Countreh Music*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Loneyville, standing six foot, eight inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Dr. Whooves: Every fight seems like a miss-match with Big MacIntosh. His towering height gives him such a huge advantage.
Discord: I don't know, bigger they are the harder they fail.
Match 5: Hoity Toity vs. Big MacIntosh
*9 minutes later*
-Hoity Toity avoids a hard clothesline from Big MacIntosh and kicks a leg out from under him, he then hits an Upper Class on him and goes for a pin, only to be violently shoved off-
Dr. Whooves: It's going to take a lot more than that to take down the giant.
*5 minutes later*
-Hoity Toity leaps off the turnbuckle only to be caught by Big MacIntosh in mid-air, Big MacIntosh than slams Hoity Toity down onto the mat hard-
Discord: Ouch...that looked back-breaking.
-Big MacIntosh then lefts Hoity Toity high into the air and hits a Nope on him-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Big MacIntosh!
Dr. Whooves: Hoity Toity put up a noble fight, but he was just no match for the supreme power of Big MacIntosh.
*Commercial*
-The camera returns to backstage to Marigold with Zack Ryder and Ace-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here with Sublime's new tag-team sensation: Rack Attack.
Ace: Sublime's newest tag-team sensation? WE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING TAG-TEAM SENSATION
Marigold: Ouch...my ears. Do you really have to yell randomly like that?
Ryder: Eh, don't worry about him. He's got tourrettes syndrome or something.
Ace: FUCK YOU NO I DON'T!
Marigold: Anyways, many were shocked to see Rack Attack come out on top of the Battle Royal last sunday, now you're set to fight EGO for the Combos of Carnage titles, what are your thoughts?
Ryder: See, those guys in the Battle Royal underestimated us, and that's why they lost. These EGO jerks, they underestimate EVERYONE, and that's exactly why they're going to lose too. The era of Rack Attack is coming in fast.
Ace: THAT'S RIGHT EGO! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME?! FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER STARTED THE TAG-TEAM BUSINESS ONCE WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU!
Ryder: -Does signature pose and points at the camera* WOO WOO WOO! You know it!
Dr. Whooves: Well, Rack Attack certainly seems confident. However, EGO's been Combos of Carnage Champions for over three months now. They aren't easy to beat or intimidate.
Discord: Insanity always wins out in the end. You'll see.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 150 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie has shown herself to be a skilled and unpredictable fighter, however she hasn't had the best of luck lately.
*Arabian Music Plays*
Haakim: يرجى نرحب مرة غير عابئين هزيمتها طفيفة على الغش الشر من طبيب أسنان الطبقة منخفضة، ومهيب ودائما الحاكم، أميرة!( Please welcome back, undaunted by her minor defeat to the evil cheating of a low class dentist, the majestic and always ruling, Amira!)
Discord: Pinkie Pie might be out of luck. Amira's got to be one of Sublime's quickest rising superstars, even with the set-back she suffered.
Main Event: Pinkie Pie vs. Amira
*8 minutes later*
-Amira charges at Pinkie Pie and grapples her, attempting to get in position for a Dust Devil, however Pinkie quickly counters and hits a Pinkie Sense!-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-
*8 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: Both competitors have been giving each other hell in this match, and neither is budging an inch. You've got to think one of them will tire out soon though.
-Amira Irish Whips Pinkie Pie into the ropes, on the rebound Pinkie tries to hit another Pinkie Sense but Amira avoids it and slams Pinkie down with a Dust Devil-
Discord: Amira avoided the Pinkie Sense! I've never seen that move predicted before!
-Amira locks in the Camel Clutch on Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie struggles desperately and begins making a painfully slow crawl towards the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: The Camel Clutch locked in, but Pinkie's resisting, can she reach the ropes in time?
-After twenty seconds Pinkie manages to grab on to the ropes but Amira holds on-
Ref: Alright Amira, let it go! 1! 2! 3! 4!
-Amira releases the hold just in time-
*5 minutes later*
-Amira and Pinkie are trading punches in the ring, Pinkie gains the upper hand and hits a Pinkie Sense. Before she can make a pin however Haakim enters the ring and takes out the referee from behind, he then attempts to attack Pinkie only to get hit with a Pinkie Sense himself-
Dr. Whooves: Haakim's attempted interference has just backfired miserably.
-Pinkie Pie soon manages to wake the ref and she makes the pin on Amira-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: Haakim tried to intervene on behalf of Amira, but Pinkie is just too quick to keep up with.
Dr. Whooves: The show isn't over yet folks, stay tuned to hear from our new World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Rainbow Dash in the ring-
Rainbow Dash: At Final Reckoning I finally finished what I started at Proving Grounds, I managed to dethrone Trixie and take the World Fighter's Champion. Despite all her bragging, and all rest of the hot air she'd always spew out, I am the winner! I am the top wrestler of Sublime. Finally Sublime has a wrestler tha-
*Trixie's theme plays*
Trixie: It's a bit early to be celebrating isn't it Rainbow Crash? After all, you haven't truely won yet. Trixie still has her rematch clause, and she's going to prove to the entire EWF universe that your victory was nothing more than a fluke.
Rainbow Dash: Even after what happened you still think you're unbeatable? I'm not scared of your re-match Trixie, I'll fight and beat you again at Frontline and prove that it wasn't a fluke, and then you'll have no choice but to just sit down and accept the fact that you failed.
Trixie: Ha, we'll see about that. Trixie still has a few tricks up her sleeve..
Dr. Whooves: An intense exchange between two very confident competitors, this is likely to only heat up as the month goes on. Tune in next time.
*End of Show*
Match Results:
Private Panzer defeated Cyclone and Typhoon (20:32)
The Spa Twins defeated the Ghost Girls (9:12)
Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch No-Contest due to Double DQ (19:54)
Pretty Vision defeated Nurse Redheart (6:03)
Big MacIntosh defeated Hoity Toity (14:44)
Pinkie Pie defeated Amira (21:58)