Q: DERPLENERPLE:YO, DICKWADS! YOU WANNA ACTUALLY CONTINUE THE STORY, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA SMACK YOUR DICKS TOGETHER LIKE THE GAY F*** THAT YOU ARE?!

A: I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE THAT I'M BEING FORCED TO WATCH THAT SO FAR, I DON'T EVEN LIKE! SO FUCK OFF OR SHUT UP!