Q: Aura: ... *starts choking him* Listen here you pathetic little miserable piece of s***! I came home to my wife who was crying. Why? Because she told me you tried to r*** her again. Apparently you didn't learn your lesson last time I beat the crap out of you, so here's your one way ticket to hell! *punches a hole through his stomach and blasts him to pieces* Enjoy your stay down there.

A: Me: Hey everyone, my pokemon game's working again!