"The 12 Days of Christmas, MLP Style!"

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Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, I do not own anything associated with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. By the way, this rendition of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" is much more different. Except it's a bit random and unexpected. Anyway, I hope this brings a chuckle to your face.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

A picture of Spike and Rarity

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Pinkie Pie on drugs

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on drugs

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on drugs

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love came to me...

Fluttershy's a-puking

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love came to me...

Shining Armor's peeing

Fluttershy's a-puking

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Lesbian Trixie

Shining Armor's peeing

Fluttershy's a-puking

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Rainbow Dash on dope

Lesbian Trixie

Shining Armor's peeing

Fluttershy's a-puking

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity

On the twelve day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Cheerilee's a-humping

Rainbow Dash on dope

Lesbian Trixie

Shining Armor's peeing

Fluttershy's a-puking

Snips and Snails a-crapping

Flash Sentry banging...

Twiiiilight Sparkle!

Pregnant Applejack

Drunk Vinyl Scratch

Pinkie Pie on crack

And a picture of Spike and Rarity!

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So, that's pretty much my random version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"! Anyway, you bronies know what to do from here! (;D)