The Wubs of Life
Chapter 3: 3. Cameron
Previous Chapter Next ChapterShe was going to be late... again. Cameron was going for a meeting at the wonderbolts HQ as she was thier laywer and some stupid pony was in the market screaming. the pony was obviously on many types of drugs because he was shouting at everyone who looked at him strangley and his eyes were wide with the shock of the drugs influence, Cameron was reminded of the time she first had a small puff of meth, she didnt remember much but when she woke up the next morning with her two wing's standing straight up (A wing boner) she knew she had had a good time. Cameron or Romance as her lovers called her, was a midnight black pegasus with a crimson scruffy mane and sharp teeth that may have been offputting if she wasnt absolutely stunning. anyway she was now late and had to push her wings to the maximum to get to the HQ with only seconds to spare. "Hey guys, sorry im late" she said exhausted "Ah its ok Cam" Said Spitfire as she sat around a table with Soarin, Fleetfoot and Rapidfire and passed Cameron a water bottle from under the table. Cameron downed the bottle in one and relaxed into her seat. She had had to carry that crazy pony to the best pony she knew for medical attention, Twilight Sparkle. so she had missed about 5 minuites of the conference so she finally said after a breath "So...Where do we begin?
"Ah fuuuuck my head" i woke up on a sofa with small pillows for my head. "This isnt my house?" I said puzzled and then it all came back to me, the Vortex, Ponyville, Passing out in the town square and then black, my muscles ached with every movement so i slowly made my way towards the only door in the green and brown room, as i tried to reach for the door handle i realised that my new hooves would take some getting used to. after about 10 minuits i had given up on my hooves and used my long snout to hook the doorknob onto my nose and pull it backwards. as i stumbled forwards i fell into a room that had some wacky designing like it was made out of a hollow tree, and also was a library. "Wait a second..." i said with nervousness "This is ... h-her h-h-house-e" i nearly fainted again when the magneta unicorn walked into the room talking to a small green and purple dragon. "Ah i see your awake!" Twilight said with glee "I need to run a few tests to see if those drugs are out of your system..." she mumbled. i was to dumbstruck to talk, until i realised Twilight thought i was a druggie. "Ummmm... Drugs?" i said slowly "Yes thats why you were flipping out in the town square yesterday shouting and screaming wasnt it?" i started to understand what i had got myself into. "Ah no... i am Vortex Loop and ummm my ummm mother has just died recently so i was kinda ummm... traumatised?" i stated and cringed when i heard Twilight suspiciously murmour then she shouted "OH YOU POOR THING, i feel so bad for thinking you were a addict..." "Owwww, Twilight not so loud" said the green dragon beside her rubbing his ear. "Where are my manners, this is Spike my number one assistant. "Damn right!" he said proudly puffing out his chest "So Vortex are you new to Ponyville?" Twilight said with her normal excitement. "Yeah kinda, well i was looking for a place to stay. do you know anywhere" I lied "Well theres a spare bed here if you want it" she said "Really! thanks!" i excitidly laughed, "Well i need to repay you, i could pay rent, is there a job open anywhere in town?" "I think i remember the manager at the Pony's Hoof, the local bar saying something about needing a new... uuum, a new... ah i remember a new DJ.