Now I am gonna read a bible so I can get the Ponies to talk in this weird why.

(And yes, I am a Christen indeed) But I just started so I'm not sure if I'm good at this yet. Enjoy and please review. Thank You.

Over a thousand years ago, in 170 BN.

(Before Nightmare Moon)

There once lived a young colt named Star Swirl. He was a strange colt. In fact, he lived in the Crystal Empire and yet he was never shiny nor perfect looking. He never had any friends. Instead, he read books. lots of books. Learning about History, legends and his favorite, magic spells. He was the first to earn his Cutie Mark in his class. He was 7 years old on the day he invented the transformation spell. He tested it on his teacher during class, and transformed her into an orange. Now she remains this way and never died. She is still an orange to this day. He even zapped one of his class mates and turned her into an elder. And transformed her father into an infant. And he came up to a couple and changed both of there genders. They divorced soon after and became gay for the rest pf there days.

For he didn't care about the Pony way. Ever sense that, every foal was scared of him. But he didn't care. He wasn't even surprised that he gained his Cutie Mark after the first one. His Cutie Mark was a 6 pointed purple star with 6 little stars surrounding it. Ever sense he had that Cutie Mark, he started to invent more and more spells. As he grew older, he started inventing more and more rapidly. The school started to fear of him more an more and so on and so forth. Even his parents wore afraid of him. They planned on sending him to a nut house just to get rid of him.

Back then, Celestia had to do every law related thing. Like proposes and criminal stuff. Every time a guard arrested a Pony, they wore sent to Celestia herself. So when she saw that now 15 year old colt, she saw penitential. Instead of sending him to the nut house because he's a psychopath, she decided to take him under her wing. She decided to teach him secretly "The Magic of Friendship"

On that day, she announced that Star Swirl now belongs to her. She now owns Star Swill and will take care of him. Luna objected. So Celestia and Luna had a private talk.

"Sister! Thou can't do-ith this!" Luna began "If you do, we would have-ith a mob on our hooves! Dose thou remember how youthful Unicorns would swarm-ith our kingdom? How they begged-ith us to take them under one's wing? We had finally stopped them by sending in guards to keep-ith them away and told them that we would never take-ith any Pony under our wing! And now that you have chosen a random young colt to take-ith under your wing, we will now have-ith a mob again indeed!" Celestia shook her head

"Nigh sister, he is not just some colt. I sense penitential in this one. And I have a feeling that thou and I will need-ith him on a day we can't handle." Luna turned her head to look at the moon. Her beautiful moon was gleaming in the night sky. She then looked back and asked

"Dose thou have-ith no doubt that the vision is true?" Celestia nodded an said

"Indeed sister." Luna thought for a moment. She then turned, and nodded, then walked away. So Celestia announced that Star Swirl is now 100% under her wing. Her parents didn't care. Just as long as Star Swirl is forever out of there sight. Even know he was there only son. So they adopted a new foal so they could pretend that Star Swirl was born. And they never dared to speak his name ever again.

Now I know what your thinking, "Why in the hell is Celestia talking like Luna!?" Well I can explain that, you see the only reason why Luna is talking like that is because she has been stuck on the moon for about a thousand years. Celestia on the other hand has been alive for all these years without ageing and gets to learn about the new styles and accents an all that. This has been DrWhoFan611. Coming up with ideas, even while I'm asleep. Signing out.