Spike's gals

Spike and Hilly Hooffield

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Spike was told by Princess Twilight Sparkle to see how the Hooffield and McColts were doing, making sure another war doesn't break out

"Wow, the Smokey Mountains looks awes..."

"Baby Dragon alert!"

"Say what now?"

Then from both sides, flying food and hay pelted him unconscious!

Later...

"Oooooh...what was that?

"Alright, talk! Who sent you?" demanded a male voice as he slowly woke up.

"Yeah! Did your Mama and Daddy tell you to find ponies to burn down?" threatened a female voice.

"What? What do you mean? I'm an orphan."

"...Say what now?" The old stallion and mare said.

"Yeah, I was adopted by Princess Celestia when I hatched from an egg."

"..." both families were dumbfounded.

"Wait? Did he just say he was Celestia's baby?" said Hammerhead McColt?!

"Quick, free him less we get sent to the moon!" shouted Ma Hooffield. "I ain't ready to die just yet!"

The families untied him as he stood up with confusion.

"Thanks...but anyways, I just came to see how things were going and seeing that the mountains are still beautiful, seems like things are all okay."

"Sorry for tyin ya up. We're still new to gettin visitors." spoke a short stallion with a large hat.

"You must be Big Daddy McColt. Nice to meet you, nice to meet all of you, I'm Spike the Dragon. #1 Assistant to Princess Twilight Sparkle."

"Oh yeah. Her and another mare came by and fixed up our feudin."

"Who said that? That voice sounded so beautiful."

He looked as some of the ponies stepped aside and a mare walked forward. In Front of him, a red headed mare in a green dress with the sharpest muzzle ever appeared. No really, what's with all the sharp girls? 1st there was Principal Cinch's bank vault cutting chin, Spoiled Rich's harpoon nose, Limestone Pie's double bladed eyebrows, and now this Mare's muzzle.

"Howdy, I'm Hilly, Hilly Hooffield."

"Nice to meet you." he smiled.

"Same you little feller, feel like staying for dinner? We don't have gems for you to eat though."

"It's alright, I'll eat your food, no matter what it is."

Both families cheered at having a new guest.

"What do you think? Does little Spike have the hots for our Hilly?"

"True love at sight if I ever saw it."

"We just gotta push it in the right direction."

Both family heads nodded.

Spike was socializing with the other ponies.

"So, this pony model isn't always a stallion." Spike said as he looked at Rosy Riveter. "Hmm...does that mean Braeburn isn't gay?"

"Hey there Spike." said Hilly.

Spike then blushed upon hearing her voice. "Hi Hilly."

"How are you liking the Smokey Mountains?"

"It's lovely, the gardens, the buildings, the wildlife, and do you feel that breeze that passes through this valley? It's so cool!"

"Well if you ever want a closer look, just say so."

"Thanks, I'll take you up on that offer!"

"Well, how's about I show you the animal shelter?"

"Sure."

They then entered the house within the valley.

"Whoa...look at all the animals."

"I know, they really increased after our war ended, the rabbits especially."

"Did you know that a rabbit can be pregnant with one litter while giving birth to a separate litter?"

"Actually I did."

"Are you doing anything to control the population?"

"Yeah, we have you ever tried rabbit stew?"

"*Gasp!* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I'm just kidding." Hilly joked.

"Then what do you do?"

"Sell them to farms and pet stores."

"Oh, phew."

"You sure are easy to fool." she giggled.

"Sorry, but the day I discover carnivorous ponies is the day all Hell breaks loose, at least that's my thoughts."

"You're a funny guy you know that Spike?"

"Heh, thanks." he smiled while blushing a little.

"So Spike, what animal would you like to take care of here?"

"I don't know."

"Well, whatever you pick, I'm sure the animal will love you."

"Even a horse?" He muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

While that was going on, two certain heads of the families were peaking on the two of them.

"What's your verdict Big Daddy?"

"Well Ma, they seem to be doing good, but they need to feel the love!"

"Whatcha think we should do?"

"We set them up together tonight when it's dinner time, how's that?"

"Sounds good to me."

Later that night, the families were all seated except for you guessed it, Spike and Hilly.

Spike then sat at the table 1st, waiting for tonight's meal.

"Hmm...everypony seems to have gotten a seat, everypony except..." 'Milly.' he thought.

"Wow, we sure keep on runnin into each other huh?" said Hilly.

"Oh, good evening Hilly, how are you this fine evening?"

"Just peachy."

"And I sure came here at a great time."

"Yeah, wouldn't want our guest to miss movie night."

"What movie is it exactly?"

"Romantic Comedy starring Adam Saddler."

Yes, you know I was aiming for that pun, weren't you reader?

"Oh boy, this gun be good!"

"You bet your flank it is! Yee haw!"

Spike & Hilly were chatting it up as they awaited their food.

"Technical difficulties, these 2 knuckleheads were screwing around again! Does anyone know how to fix this?" A Hooffield Stallion called out.

"I can help!" Spike replied.

So after a short while, Spike got the projector up and running.

"My hero!" Hilly said to him. Spike blushed before taking his seat as they saw the movie start.

"And here you are, tonight's special, le tomato soup." said the stallion with a fake mustache and fake french accent.

"Brother, why are you talking like that?"

"Uh...here, enjoy!"

*ZIP!*

"So Hilly, ever..."

"Ever what?"

"Well, now that the feud is over...do you guys ever feel like leaving this place to explore the outside world?"

"A little, but we're a little cautious on what new things are out there."

"Ouch, but hey, if you'd like, I can show you what the outside world is like."

"Really?" she smiled.

"Yeah, I'd love to teach you and these families about what's been going on."

"Thank you!" she smiled hugging him to her.

Spike blushed. "Wow, I don't usually get hugged by beauties, mostly it's just cuties."

This time it was her turn to blush.

"It's working." both heads said.

"So are you 2 being side ship..."

"BEAT IT!"

"You really think I'm beautiful?'

"Yeah, you got that, Little House on the Prairie appeal. Wait, Trahzo never read that book, how can he make a reference to a book he never read?"

"I watch the Big Bang Theory, that makes references to anything!" Trahzo replied.

"Well, aren't you just a charming little feller?"

"And they ignore me."

"Heh, thanks." he smiled.

"I'd love to leave with you."

"You would?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, that's..."

"You hear that everypony?" Shouted Big Daddy McColt.

"Wedding!" they called.

"What?!" Spike shouted. Both families clopped in joy. "Wait! You can't force marriage on me! Does Hilly even want this?"

"Sure do."

"Hilly?!"

"I got no problem marryin you."

"Uh..."

"Then it's settled!" Said Crosscut McColt! Spike and Hilly were dragged off to get suited for the wedding.

The Next Day...

"Oh Spike, there you...what happened there?"

"We got hitched of course!" Hilly, Spike's new wife replied, being carried by her husband.

"You got hitched after I asked you to go see how they were doing?

"I was given no choice, though...I did promise her I'd teach her about Equestria."

"*Kiss!* You sure did hon', so where's our room? We haven't consummated yet."

"Sorry gotta go Twilight!" he spoke before racing up to his room and leaving and bewildered Twilight.