Spike's gals

Spike, Sugar, and Spice

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'I wish I was old enough for coffee, because I'm...just not ready to deal with these 2 in the morning!' This was the thought of Spike as he was walking through town with a frown on his face.

"You know, sometimes I regret defending those 2 knuckleheads." Spike mumbled to himself.

*Flashback!*

"You 2 are so stupid, that when you talk with your families during dinner, they get stupid!" Said one colt!

"Yeah, and you're so stupid, that you could easily replace Bulk & Skull from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!" said a filly.

"Stop!" Said a crying yellow unicorn filly.

"Please!" Said a blue unicorn filly.

The colt and filly laughed before jumping back as they saw green flames come out of no where in front of them.

"Hey! Leave these 2 alone! So what if they're stupid? They seem nicer than your flat flanks!"

"OH burn!" Pinkie called!

The two fillies turned to see an angry Spike glaring at the two ponies.

"Let's go sis."

"But Spike's just a..."

"Don't care if he's a kid like us, I don't want to get a dragon mad!"

The two ponies ran as the two unicorn fillies looked at Spike in awe. His body was glistening from the sun of Cleveland Brown.

"Um...don't you mean Celestia?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

No, Cleveland won a contest and became Princess for a day.

"Oooh..."

Anyways...

"So, you girls okay?"

Neither spoke a word.

"Hello?" he tried snapping his claws in front of their eyes.

*Snap!*

"Bwuh!"

"Phew, I thought I had to do 2 funerals, hahahah! Anyways, I'm Spike, who are you 2?"

"I'm Sugar!" spoke the blue filly.

"Hey Sugar."

"I'm Spice."

"Hey Spice, since you 2 seem like the kind that need defending, I'll be your friend and teach you how to stand-up for yourselves."

"Really?" they asked.

"Yeah, so what do you say?" Spike asked as he extended his arm.

Then they agreed and the 3 have been hanging out ever since.

*Flashback over.*

"I regret that day, but I need to be strong, I need to protect them, even if my poor head has to take their crap...forever! Please not forever!"

Spike had made it to the place he, Sugar and Spice usually hang out.

"Spike!" the duo happily chimed as they went to him.

"Hey girls, how are you today?"

"Fine! Everytime we see you." Said Sugar. "Well except for this morning when I tripped and fell, I don't know what happened, I was only playing with marbles."

"Everytime we see you, we're just peachy." Said Spice. "Well, except for this morning when I almost choked on my breakfast, I don't know what happened, I was trying to eat faster than everyone without getting the hiccups or throwing up."

'Idiots!'

"Then, when I was brushing my mane, for some reason my brush was so small." Said Spice.

"That was probably your toothbrush." Spike said.

"Ooooooh...That explains why my toothbrush was bigger than my parent's toothbrush."

*Sniff!* *Sniff!*

"Sugar, what did you use in the shower?"

"I used this new shampoo from a tiny bottle, and now my mane smells minty fresh!"

"That was toothpaste! You apply it to your toothbrush so your teeth will smell minty fresh."

"Oooooh..."

"'I can't take this!' Hey, how's about we play a little game? I tell you both to get a snack or book, and you go and get it for me."

"Okay." They agreed.

"Uh, go and get me a copy of '100 ways to cook a piece of wood'."

"On it!"

"Ha! Everypony knows there is no such thing as..."

"Here you go Spike!" Said Sugar.

"What?!"

"Yeah, we had to go to a foreign bookstore to get it." Explained Spice.

"Well, since it's in a different language, I cannot read it."

"Don't worry, we gotcha a Yakyakistan to Zanzebra dictionary, then a Zanzebra to Equestria dictionary."

Spike then slapped himself.

"Sorry, the regular bookstore was out of Yakyakistan to Equestria dictionaries."

"Uh, how about an albino turnip from beyond the Crystal Empire?"

"Which beyond?"

"Northeast!"

*Byun!*

"Hah! There's no way they'll..."

"Found one!"

"Wait, you what?!" asked Spike seeing them hold the vegetable. 'Okay, let's do this! They can't keep up this BS for long!'

And so, a montage of books & foods that sound impossible have been made possible!

"Coffee flavored sour candy!"

"Got it!"

"A crossover story starring Voldemort, Girahim & Orochimaru on how they became the Jackson 3!"

"We have it right here!"

"A full scale model of myself made out of butterscotch and soaked in vinegar!"

"You like it?" Asked Sugar & Spice as they pointed to the model.

"A cookbook on cannibal dishes!"

"Here you go! You wouldn't believe the number of wendigo we had to avoid to find this beaut!"

Spike groaned as he had nothing else to send them out on.

"So, what do you want us to do next?" Asked Spice.

'Drat! That's all of the things I can think of!' Spike thought.

"So, is the game over?" Asked Sugar.

"Is it?"

"Is it?"

Then they continued bouncing as they repeatedly asked if the game was over, Spike could not take it anymore.

"YES! THE GAME IS OVER! YOU WIN!" he yelled.

The 2 stumbled back.

"I-is there something wrong Spike?" Asked Sugar.

"Yes, there is."

"Well, what is it?"

"You 2!"

Both of them were confused and just stared.

"We don't understand."

"Well, when we 1st started hanging out, I thought we could have some fun together...but I was wrong, you 2 are the most annoying...morons I've ever met."

That made both of them look down.

''Listen, the both of you are very nice, but I've only stuck around for so long was to see of you could protect yourselves without me. Guess I was wrong." Spike said as he turned his back.

"WAIT!" they called latching onto his legs.

"What are you girls doing?"

"Please don't go Spike." Said Spice.

"Yeah, you're the only friend we have. You're the only guy who wouldn't be mean to us."

"Well I don't know what else I can do to help you two."

"You don't need to, all of that stuff you told us to get. We braved death defying places for over half of that!" Explained Sugar.

"But I just called you two morons."

"Ponies often do stupid things for the one they love." Replied Spice.

"Love?!" gawked Spike.

"Yeah, and with our combined lack of intelligence, we'll even die for you!"

"Whoa! D-d-don't take it that far!"

"Okay." they replied.

"So, you'll do anything for me?"

"Anything."

"Anything." He asked in a slightly deeper tone.

"Anything!"

"Okay, th-then promise that when we're teenagers that you'll *whisper*."

"What's that?" asked Sugar

"It's certain kind of love. Promise you'll do it for me when all 3 of us are 16, and I'll be your boyfriend."

"YES!" they cheered accidentally jumping on him.

Then they covered his face in yellow and blue lipstick despite not wearing any. Spike had a goofy smile on as he didn't even mind the fact they were on top of him.

te like actual sugar and spices."

"Cool!" they smiled hugging him from both sides.

'I know I'm making a mistake by dating them, and one day using them for 'that' but I'll show them how much of a true dragon I am.'

This time he turned them towards him and kissed them separately each, Spike then licked his lips. "I might get addicted to the taste. Which is a good thing."

(Timeskip)

We find ourselves outside Spike's bedroom door where moaning and groaning could be heard plain as day.

"Spike...are you gonna?" Asked Sugar.

"You know I am!" Soon a final roar let out as it became quiet.

"That was...amazing." complimented Spice.

"Yeah." panted Sugar.

"Girls?"

"Yeah?"

"You 2 may be bone heads, but I love ya both regardless."

"Aww." They kissed his cheeks before snuggling on his belly.

Then, the 3 allowed the exhaustion from such a hot time in bed to overtake them and fall asleep.