Spike's gals

Spike and Fausticorn

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A darkness is all what we could see...

"...o?"

"...Ello?"

"Hello?"

'Who's that?' Spike wondered in his head...

"Wake up!"

Spike awoke to find himself standing in a white void. He looked around, wondering where he was, until suddenly he saw a white alicorn with blue eyes, a red mane & red tail.

'Whoa she matches Hot to a T!' Spike thought. "Oh, hey, who are you?"

"Hello Spike, I am Fausticorn, and this, is purgatory, or limbo, the afterlife, what ever you feel like calling it."

"Wait, if I'm here, does that mean I'm-?"

"Yes, but it's okay because grandma's here!" She said as she pulled Spike in for a huge hug!

"Wait, GRANDMA?!" exclaimed Spike in shock.

"Princess Celestia never told you? *groan!* Why is she so ashamed of me? That silly filly molester."

"How do you know her?"

"I'm her mother of course! Ha, ha, ha, ha, oh I'm so happy to finally have family here!" Then she hugged Spike tighter.

"So, you're my mommy's mommy?"

"Yes." Then she nuzzled him.

'Aw-man, and I was seriously planning on hitting on her!'

"So, how did I die?"

"Let's consult the monitor!"

Then a huge Flat screen TV came down and showed what had happened. It was beach day, and Spike wanted to show Rarity how good he was at finding Agates & Amethysts. He wanted to finish his load with a pearl! He saw something that looked like a pearl, but no! It was an inflated suction cup but Spike didn't know that until it was too late, a bunch of tentacles swarmed Spike & he was eaten by the Craig McKraken!

"I was eaten by a Kraken?!"

"Seems that way."

"Done in by Calamari..." Then Spike. "So, what happens to me now?"

"Well, since you're family I'll allow you the ability to go to Heaven, Hell, and back here anytime you want!"

"*Gasp!* Oh, that sounds uber fun! Hey, will you show me what kind of fun Heaven has?"

"I can show you the fun both sides have!" She told him. "1st, lemme get my black robe & moving skull mask on."

"Can I have a skull mask & robe as well?"

"Oh, sure I prepared myself for your arrival since you're a mortal member of my family." Then she gave him the mask & robe which he quickly put on. "Adorable! Now let's go."

Spike hopped onto her back as the portal to Heaven opened.

"Wow, it looks exactly how I pictured it, a paradise in the clouds!"

"Oh-no, Cloudsdale just comes up here every century to refluff." Then she turned his head to the other side. "That's Heaven!"

*ANGELIC CHOIR!*

"Wow, it's amazing!" Spike then began crying."Wait, can I get back to my home world on Cloudsdale?"

"Sure if you feel like living your life as a ghost."

"Oh, never mind then."

"Well come-on, let's see Heaven!"

"Hi Death! Who's that with you?"

"My grandson."

"You have a grandson? Since when did you have grandkids?!"

"Don't question me or I'll have Fausticorn reconsider & send you to Hell!"

"Ah!"

So, they went to the paradise, enjoyed the papaya smoothie drank out of the coconuts, played on the beaches, splashing water in each other's faces.

"Ha ha ha ha wow, this is much better than getting eaten by a Kraken!"

"Isn't it Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then, they surfed giant waves while high fiving sharks! Built a sand castle as big as a whale! They even listened to a whale do stand-up comedy! during sunset they participated in a hula. Spike couldn't help but notice how impressive his grandma was at Hula, how Fausticorn's hips seemed to sway accordingly to the music. Then later that night...

"*Sigh!* This was a fun day!" Spike told her.

"You think so? Well, Hell has some rather dangerous fun, but fun nonetheless!"

"Lead the way." he grinned as he hopped onto her back again.

"In the morning Spike, right now *yawn* let's get some rest." Then Fausticorn cuddled Spike like Ted from the movie Ted & Ted 2!

The next day...

"Woooooo!" Spike & Fausticorn were lava surfing through the molten magma of Hell! With Spike as the willing surfboard that is. "Aw-man, how is that my grandson would make such a great surf board?"

"Because, I'm probably the only living surf board that's fire proof, I mean look at these guys!" Spike then pointed to a Goblin using a pegasus as a surf board, a unicorn using a diamond dog as a surf board. "Hey look, it's King Sombra using Queen Chrysalis as a surfboard!"

Said rulers found themselves eaten in one gulp by a lava snake.

"Oh! Oh well, they are already dead, I'm sure they're fine!"

"No, grandson, they're not, if you die in the afterlife, that's the end of you, you're now just rotting in the ground." She said in a monotonous voice.

Spike the gulped, hoping a lava snake doesn't get them before they make it back to land.

"So, granny I have a question."

"What is it?"

"I was really hoping to meet Bowser, but he isn't here."

"He's been alive, dead, and undead all at the same time even, so yeah as soon as his kids cast the ritual, he's back and kicking, as regular Bow wow, or Dry Bowser."

"Oh, so I..."

*Bam!*

"Dammit, I'm dead again!"

"Now's your chance, his kids will revive him in an hour!"

"Yay!"

So Spike got his autograph from king of the Koopas and then Spike & Fausticorn had a few hotdog!"

"Wait, why are you eating a hot dog? aren't ponies vegetarians?"

"This is the afterlife, all you can eat whatever now."

"Good point!"

He gladly dug in as Fausticorn herself giggled a her grandson's appetite.

Spike's eyes sparkled as he scarfed down lots more hotdogs.

"MMMMMMM! I never knew meat tasted so good!"

"Aren't you a dragon?"

"I choose to be a vegetarian for the sake of my friends." Then he went back to stuffing his face!

Later Spike & Fausticorn participated in a game where they threw darts at the forever dammed! Used buckets to catch the tears of the brutally tortured! Even dissect a person who is still conscious and study his body parts as he cries in agony! Then after all of the fun, they checked into a hotel.

"Uh...did we accidentally walk into a love hotel?"

"Nah, Hell just likes messing with us, heck they even thought we were an incest couple."

"I know, how ridiculous."

"Well, guess we better get some shut eye, your funeral is tomorrow."

"Wait what?"

"Yeah, your funeral is tomorrow."

"Oh..."

"Hey, don't gimme that face." She told her sad grandson. "Your friends were nice enough to do this on your behalf, we should head back to the white void tomorrow and enjoy your send off."

"Thanks Grandma."

"Anytime, now I just wish LUNA would give me a grandson or grand daughter."

Spike giggled at her comment and went to sleep.

The next day...

Spike and his grandmother were back in the white void.

They sat on a comfy couch, watching as all of Spike's closest friends are gathered around to hear his friends say the sweetest of things, it was enough to make him cry into Fausticorn's chest.

"I just can't believe this is as closest I can see them again."

"Don't cry Spike, that's what they're doing for you."

"Yeah, but...I just miss them so much!"

Then they notice Pinkie Pie waving grimly at them. They wave back just as sad.

"Come on, it's over." spoke Fautiscorn as the funeral came to an end.

"Sorry Grandma, but...doesn't it get lonely not seeing family ever? Don't you wish everyone would just die?"

"No Spike, I'd never wish that, despite how much I miss Celestia & Luna."

"I can't believe I never had a chance to grow-up and start my very own family!"

"Well, even though you're now stuck as a kid, you can still mentally mature! I know your special some pony is out there, I can just feel it." She assured him.

Then Spike took a look at both the portals of Heaven & Hell. "Well what if my special somepony is evil?"

"That is highly unlikely, a light such as yours, even though I see a tiny touch of darkness, shall not be tainted."

"Why do you care so much for me even though we just met?"

"Because Spike, you're family, and that's reason enough to trust you."

"But what if this small darkness one day over takes me?"

"Not possible, only if you allow love into your heart, then the darkness wont over take you."

Spike continued to cry as he stared into the sincere eyes of his grandmother Fausticorn.

She smiled and pulled him into a hug with both her wings as he let his tears drip down.

"Grandma, I...I never got to have my 1st kiss! I'm the biggest loser ever!"

"Don't worry Spike, in fact I was about to have my 1st kiss as well, but I was shot down by the same bastard who killed you!"

"You were rejected by the Kraken who ate me?"

"Yeah...then he ate me, to this day my heart is still in horrific shambles."

"Fausticorn..."

Then, out of nowhere, Spike kissed Fausticorn on the lips, but not as family, but as a lover!

"Sp-Spike!"

"Grandma, maybe...we can take the broken halves of our hearts and put them together?"

"Are you really okay with this?"

"It's the after life, all bets are finally off aren't they."

"Hmph, that they are, young drake who's fallen in love with his granny." she teased.

"Hey, you're no better you're an elderly mare who's fallen in love with her grandson." Spike teased back.

The 2 laughed, then returned to kissing each other, hey it's not awkward or gross, some guys, well except for me (Trahzo) are into elderly woman.

It true. Some guys like older women, and some like elderly woman. (Spikerules302).